Rare Items/Crimbo Items

Crimbo Items

These items could be obtained during one of the annual Crimbo holidays.

• adhesive tape dolly (Crimbo 2010 gift)
• ball-in-a-cup (Crimbo 2007 gift)
• bobble-hip hula elf doll (Crimboween gift)
• bow (and by extension bowler, bow staff and bowlegged pants)
• can of fake snow (Crimbo 2005 gift)
• colored-light "necklace" (Crimbo 2005 gift)
• Crimbo ukelele(?) (Crimboween gift)
• deck of tropical cards (Crimboween gift)
• glow-in-the-dark dart gun (Crimbo 2008 gift)
• glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub (Crimbo 2008 gift)
• glow-in-the-dark wristwatch (Crimbo 2008 gift)
• handmade hobby horse (Crimbo 2007 gift)
• Hanukkimbo dreidl (Crimbo 2004 gift)
• imitation nice watch (Crimbo 2004 gift)
• lucky Crimbo tiki necklace (Crimboween gift)
• scissor duck (Crimbo 2010 gift)
• set of jacks (Crimbo 2007 gift)
• stapler bear (Crimbo 2010 gift)
• Tiki lighter (Crimboween gift)
• tiny plastic sword (Crimbo 2004 gift)
• tree skirt (Crimbo 2005 gift)
• tropical paperweight (Crimboween gift)
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack ("Crimbo 2010" gift)
• Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2005)
  • aspirin
  • fancy chocolate
  • bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
  • tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
  • wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
  • tiny plastic Crimbo elf
  • tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
  • tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
  • tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
  • tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
• Obtained from the Spooky Advent Calendar (2006)
  • bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
  • fancy but probably evil chocolate
  • skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
  • tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
  • tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
  • tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
  • tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
  • tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
  • tiny plastic Scream Queen
• Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2007)
  • nanite-infested fruitcake
  • nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
  • nanite-infested candy cane
  • nanite-infested eggnog
  • vitachoconutriment capsule
  • Miniborg stomper
  • Miniborg strangler
  • Miniborg laser
  • Miniborg beeper
  • Miniborg hiveminder (and by extension the Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot)
• Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2007
  • laser-broiled pear
  • polyalloy shield
  • oversized fish scaler
  • killing feather
  • golden ring
  • rogue swarmer
  • sawblade fragment
  • unstable laser battery
  • vibrating cyborg knife
  • immense cyborg hand
  • cyborg stompin' boot
• Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2008)
  • gingerbread mutant bugbear
  • irradiated candy cane
  • oozenog
  • blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
  • tiny plastic Mob Penguin
  • tiny plastic mutant elf
  • tiny plastic fat stack of cash
  • tiny plastic strand of DNA
  • tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
• Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2008
  • canteen of wine
  • cheap elven gloves
  • depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
  • elven limbos gingerbread
  • elven moonshine
  • elven socks
  • elven whittling knife
  • festive holiday hat
  • gray bow tie
  • knuckle sandwich
  • miniature antlers
  • patent leather shoes
  • penguin thesaurus
  • psycho sweater
• Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2009)
  • candy kneecapping stick
  • candy knuckles
  • jawbruiser
  • licorice garrote
  • fancy chocolate car
  • tiny plastic 11 Dealer
  • tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
  • tiny plastic stocking mimic
  • tiny plastic Don Crimbo
  • tiny plastic Crimbomination
• Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2009
  • cement sandals
  • elven cellocello
  • elven suicide capsule
  • herringcello
  • live wire
  • pair of bolt cutters
  • passable elf mask
  • penguin focaccia bread
  • pocketwatch on a chain
  • poison pen
  • night-vision goggles
  • throwing wrench
• Purchased using Crimbux during Crimbo 2009
  • Crimbo wreath
  • string of Crimbo lights
  • plastic Crimbo reindeer
  • gingerbread house
  • leftover Crimbo rations
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
  • A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
  • pile of loose snow
  • Crimbough
• Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2010)
  • CRIMBCOIDS mints
  • can of CRIMBCOLA
  • CRIMBCOLOAF
  • circular CRIMBCOOKIE
  • square CRIMBCOOKIE
  • triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
  • tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ
  • tiny plastic fax machine
  • tiny plastic hobo elf
  • tiny plastic Mr. Mination
  • tiny plastic Best Game Ever
• Obtained from defeating the Best Game Ever at CRIMBCO HQ
  • BGE merchandise order form (and by extension, its products: BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt, BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt, BGE pocket calendar, BGE shotglass, BGE tiny plastic toy, and BGE temporary tattoo)
• Purchased using CRIMBCO scrip during Crimbo 2010
  • paperclip
  • Workytime Tea
  • CRIMBCO lanyard
  • bottle of Blank-Out
  • CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
  • CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
  • CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
  • CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
  • CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
  • deluxe fax machine (and by extension, its product portable photocopier)
• Purchased using CRIMBCO scrip during Crimbo 2010 from your Covert Crimbo Buddy
  • CRIMBCO mug
  • CRIMBCO wine
  • bath ball gift set (and by extension, its products bacon bath ball, chocolate bath ball, incense bath ball, and myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball)
  • slow jam collection (and by extension, its products toe jam, traffic jam, and space jam)
  • Dickory Farms Gift Basket (and by extension, its products festive sausage and holiday cheese log)
• All toys available via Toymaking, Toolmaking, Spooky Toymaking, Assimilating, Crimborg Toymaking, and Genetic Engineering.