| Source |
Effect |
Limit Per Day |
Notes
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all-year sucker |
+5 to all stats |
1 |
|
Acquire Rhinestones |
Summons 23–37 rhinestones for 10 MP |
1 |
Skill from They'll Love You In Rhinestones
|
April Shower Thoughts shield |
Generates 3-4 globs of wet paper |
1 |
|
Bag o' Tricks |
Randomly extends 5 of your current effects by 3 turns |
1 |
|
ball-in-a-cup |
+15–25 Mysticality |
1 |
|
Bowl Full of Jelly |
Summons a Bowl full of jelly for 50 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
|
brass Dreadsylvanian flask |
Grants 100 adventures of Brass Loins |
1 |
Brass Loins grants Physical Damage +100% (in Dreadsylvania only) and Triple bonus damage against Bugbears, Werewolves, Zombies, Ghosts, Skeletons and Vampires
|
burrowgrub hive |
Grants 3 charges of Consume Burrowgrub combat skill |
1 |
|
Calculate the Universe |
Takes you to Doing the Maths for 1 MP |
1 |
Skill from Manual of Numberology
|
candy egg deviler |
Takes you to Devil some Candy to convert any candy into deviled candy eggs |
3 |
|
BittyCar HotCar |
31–39 fire damage once per fight (~20% of fights) |
None |
Passively activates during combats throughout the day
Only one BittyCar is allowed to be active at a time
|
BittyCar MeatCar |
40–80 meat gain once per fight (~20% of fights) |
None |
Passively activates during combats throughout the day
Only one BittyCar is allowed to be active at a time
|
BittyCar SoulCar |
20–30 HP and 10–15 MP once per fight (~20% of fights) |
None |
Passively activates during combats throughout the day
Only one BittyCar is allowed to be active at a time
|
cheap toaster |
Grants 3 pieces of Toast |
1 |
|
Chester's bag of candy |
Obtain assortment of 5–6 pieces of Angry Farmer candies, marzipan skulls, Tasty Fun Good rice candies, or Yummy Tummy beans |
1 |
|
Chroner cross |
Uses one Chroner; returns 0–3 Chroner |
1 |
|
Chroner trigger |
Grants 1 Chroner |
1 |
|
Chubby and Plump |
Summons a Chubby and Plump bar for 50 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
|
circle drum |
10 adventures of Feelin' the Rhythm! |
1 |
Feelin' the Rhythm! boosts all stats by 1/10 of the number of other people in the drum circle, rounded up
|
coal paperweight |
+10% to a random stat for 10 adventures |
1 |
|
Communism! |
Grants 1 Meat |
1 |
Skill from The Big Book of Communism
|
Rainbow Gravitation |
Combines a twinkly, hot, cold, stench, spooky, and sleaze wad into one prismatic wad |
3 |
Skill from Rainbow's Gravity
|
creepy voodoo doll |
Gives a random contact 20 adventures of On Pins and Needles |
1 |
On Pins and Needles grants +23% Combat Initiative
|
cursed microwave |
Creates 5 gunpowder burritos |
1 |
|
cursed monkey's paw |
Allows 5 Make a Wish casts |
5 |
|
cursed pony keg |
Creates 5 beery bloods |
1 |
|
defective Game Grid token |
5 adventures of Video... Games? |
1 |
Video... Games? grants +5 to pretty much everything
|
eternal car battery |
Restores 45–55 MP |
1 |
|
etched hourglass |
Gain 5 adventures |
1 |
|
Evoke Eldritch Horror |
Fight an Eldritch Tentacle for 66 MP |
1 |
Skill from eldritch tincture
|
Eye and a Twist |
Summons an Eye and a Twist (item) for 50 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
|
fancy chess set |
Chance to lose 10 adv or gain 100 adv of Yeg's Glory |
1 |
Yeg's Glory grants +100% to all attributes, +10 Stats Per Fight, and +5 to Familiar Weight
|
festive warbear bank |
Grants Meat |
1 |
|
fishy pipe |
10 adventures of Fishy |
1 |
Fishy grants -1 adv cost underwater
|
glass gnoll eye |
Grants a Breath mint |
1 |
|
Glenn's golden dice |
10 adventures of 5 random effects |
1 |
|
Grab a Cold One |
Gives a Cold One for 30 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Machine (with Seal Clubber and Disco Bandit in chambers)
|
handmade hobby horse |
+15–25 Muscle |
1 |
|
heart of dark chocolate |
Restores 40–50 HP |
1 |
|
Incredible Self-Esteem |
50 adventures of a random Daily Affirmation |
1 |
|
infinite BACON machine |
Generates 100 BACON |
1 |
|
Jackass Plumber home game |
10 adventures of Gamer Rage |
1 |
Gamer Rage grants +50% Weapon Damage and Spell Damage
|
jingle bell |
+10% to a random stat for 10 adventures |
1 |
|
License to Chill |
Gain 5 adv, full HP and MP, 3 random buff extensions, stat gains depending on your class, and one Afternoon Delight |
1 |
|
lodestone |
5 adventures of Loded |
1 |
Loded grants +100% Meat from Monsters, and this effect can be consumed when mining instead of spending an adventure
|
Mayam Calendar |
Takes you to Consider the Calendar |
3 |
|
meatball machine |
Grants meatball |
1 |
|
molehill mountain |
Triggers a free fight with a Moleman |
1 |
|
Oscus's neverending soda |
Restores 200–300 MP |
1 |
|
overflowing gift basket |
Grants 1 random food item (quality varies) |
1 |
|
Perfect Freeze |
Grants 1 perfect ice cube for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
|
red and green rain stick |
30 adventures of Peaceful, Easy Feeling |
1 |
Peaceful, Easy Feeling grants -10 Monster Level
|
redwood rain stick |
20 adventures of You Have Ever Seen The Rain |
1 |
You Have Ever Seen The Rain grants +20% Item Drops
|
Request Sandwich |
50% of getting a P.B.L.T. |
1 |
|
picky tweezers |
Get a single atom |
1 |
Single atom is a decent spleen item, granting 1 adv per spleen
|
Pirate Bellow |
Grants a piratey chat effect |
1 |
|
Platinum Yendorian Express Card |
Recharges MP, cools your zapping wand, and extends all effects by 5 adv |
1 |
|
portable steam unit |
30 adventures of Steamed Sinuses |
1 |
Steamed Sinuses grants +25% Item Drops
|
Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety |
Summons 3 rum, 1–2 limes, 1–2 grapefruits for 50 MP |
1 |
|
genie bottle |
Takes you to Rubbed it the Right Way |
3 |
|
School of Hard Knocks Diploma |
Grants PvP fights based on number of diplomas |
1 |
|
set of jacks |
+15–25 Moxie |
1 |
|
sewing kit |
Removes Beaten Up, restores 1,000 HP |
1 |
|
silver Dreadsylvanian flask |
Grants 100 adventures of Silver Age Secrets |
1 |
Silver Age Secrets grants +200% Spell Damage (in Dreadsylvania only)
|
Lil' Snowball Factory |
Grants 3 precision snowballs |
1 |
|
Spaghetti Breakfast |
Gives a spaghetti breakfast for 30 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Machine (with Pastamancer and Sauceror in chambers)
|
Stabonic scroll |
20 adventures of Bone Homie |
1 |
Bone Homie inflicts 10–20 Spooky dmg each round
|
Lunch Break |
Grants a Sack lunch full of food items for 10 MP |
1 |
Skill from CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
|
Steely-Eyed Squint |
1 adventure of Steely-Eyed Squint (effect) |
1 |
Steely-Eyed Squint (effect) doubles item drop bonuses
|
Summon Alice's Army Cards |
Summons Pack of Alice's Army Cards and Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
|
Summon Annoyance |
Summons "curse" item(s) for 10 swagger initially (see notes) |
1 |
Skill from Essence of Annoyance
|
Summon Carrot |
Summons an Aggressive Carrot for 11 MP |
1 |
Skill from Antagonistic Snowman Kit
|
Summon Clip Art |
Summons various items for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill from Tome of Clip Art
|
Advanced Cocktailcrafting |
Summons magical ice cubes, little paper umbrella, and a coconut shell for 10 MP |
1 |
Disco Bandit level 5 skill
|
Summon Confiscated Things |
Summons 3 confiscated things for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from The Confiscator's Grimoire
|
Summon Crimbo Candy |
Summons an assortment of 3 Crimbo fudge, Crimbo peppermint bark, and Crimbo candied pecan for 3 MP |
1 |
From Crimbo Candy Cookbook
|
Pastamastery |
Summons 3 bunches of dry noodles (or 5 with Transcendental Noodlecraft) for 10 MP |
1 |
Pastamancer level 5 skill
|
Summon Geeky Gifts |
Summons 3 geeky toys and 1 microplushie for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
|
Summon Hilarious Objects |
Summons 3 hilarious objects for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
|
Summon Holiday Fun! |
Summons some Hollandaise Fun! for 11 MP |
1 |
Skill from Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
|
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass |
Summons a Kokomo Resort Pass for 1 MP |
1 |
Skill from Map to Kokomo
|
Summon Rad Libs |
Summons 2 Rad Libs for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill from Tome of Rad Libs
|
Advanced Saucecrafting |
Summons 3 scrumptious reagents for 10 MP |
1 |
Sauceror level 5 skill
|
Summon Smithsness |
Summons a Flaskfull of Hollow, lump of Brituminous coal, and handful of Smithereens for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill from The Smith's Tome
|
Summon Snowcones |
Summons a random snowcone for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill from Tome of Snowcone Summoning
|
Summon Stickers |
Summons 3 random scratch 'n' sniff sticker for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill From Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
|
Summon Sugar Sheets |
Summons a sugar sheet for 2 MP |
3 |
Skill from Tome of Sugar Shummoning
|
Summon "Tasteful" Gifts |
Summons 5 random "tasteful" gifts for 5 MP |
1 |
Skill from Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
|
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier |
Grants one Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro, or a Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita |
1 |
|
That's Not a Knife |
Summons a knife |
1 |
Disco Bandit level 5 skill
|
The Cocktail Shaker |
Grants a single random booze item |
1 |
|
The Legendary Beat |
20 adventures of Clyde's Blessing |
1 |
Clyde's Blessing grants +50% Item Drops
|
Trivial Avocations board game |
Draw 3 of 4 trivia cards, When, Where, Who, or What |
1 |
|
wardrobe-o-matic |
Grants a futuristic shirt, futuristic hat, and a futuristic collar with random stats |
1 |
Equipment disappears on rollover
|
warbear breakfast machine |
Grants breakfast mess, or 1% chance of granting breakfast miracle instead |
1 |
|
warbear soda machine |
Gives Cloaca Cola Polar |
1 |
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