Negative Status Attacks

Several monsters in the kingdom have attacks, or responses to attacks, which can confer undesirable effects upon you.

Regular Negative Status Effects

These, unlike the effects from Dreadsylvania, all can be removed with a soak in the hot tub. Originally "removed by hot tub" was one definitive way to tell negative effects from positive ones. The Naughty Sorceress removes all positive effects at the start of that fight, but not negative ones. Most effects, positive or negative and all of these attack effects, can be removed with soft green echo eyedrop antidotes.

Monster	Effect source	Effect	Duration
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman	Special Move	Grilled	5 Turns
acid blob	Successful Attack	Corroded Weapon	5 Turns
anemone combatant	Player is Hit	Majorly Poisoned	10 Turns
apathetic lizardman	Successful Attack	Apathy	10 Turns
beelephant	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
big creepy spider	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
black adder	Specific Hit Message	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
black widow	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
BRICKO python	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
coal snake	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
completely different spider	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
conjoined zmombie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	10 Turns
corpulent zobmie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
crusty hippy	Special Move	Socialismydia	10 Turns
decent lumberjack	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
diamondback rattler	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
disease-in-the-box	Player is Hit	"The Disease"	5 Turns
dodecapede	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
druid plants	Start of combat	Really Quite Poisoned	1 Turn
Elite Beer Bongadier	Special Move	Beer in Your Shoes	5 Turns
empty suit of armor	Player is Hit	Tetanus	10 Turns
frontwinder	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
giant octopus	Critical Hit	Temporary Blindness	10 Turns
grave rober zmobie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
Green Ops Soldier	Special Move	Toad In The Hole	1 Turn
Green Ops Soldier	Special Move	Light-Headed	1 Turn
grey goo squiggle	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	1 Turn
grey goo triangle	Player is Hit	Goo Vibrations	1 Turn
Hamlet	Specific Hit Message	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
jamfish	Player is Hit	Majorly Poisoned	10 Turns
licorice snake	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
lumberjack supervisor	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
lumberjill	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
lumberjuan	Player is Hit	Axe Wound	10 Turns
magic dragonfish	Player is Hit	The Colors...	5 Turns
mayonnaise wasp	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
The Mastermind	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
mind flayer	Player is Hit	Confused	10 Turns
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge	Special Move	Light-Headed	1 Turn
mutant gila monster	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
mutant saguaro	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
Neptune flytrap	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (cobra head)	Start of combat	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (goat head)	Start of combat	Konked on the Head	1 Turn
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (gorilla head)	Start of combat	Flattened	1 Turn
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (pufferfish head)	Start of combat	Partially Paralyzed	1 Turn
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (scorpion butt)	Each round	A Little Bit Poisoned	3 Turns
one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations (spider butt)	Each round	Webbed	1 Turn
Panty Raider Frat Boy	Special Move	Strangulated	1 Turn
Procrastination Giant	Successful Melee Attack	Cunctatitis	5 Turns
Protagonist	Player is Hit	Temporary Amnesia	5 Turns
Protector Spectre	Player is Hit	Tangled Up	1 Turn
Quantum Mechanic	Player is Hit	Teleportitis	10 Turns
Richard X	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
Skeezy the Jug Rat	Critical Hit	Tetanus	10 Turns
Spectral Jellyfish	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
spider conspirator	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
spider-goblin conspirator	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
spider-legged witch's hut	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
Stephen Spookyraven	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
stone temple pirate	Player is Hit	Hardly Poisoned at All	10 Turns
swamp beaver lumberjack	Critical Hit	Stumpy	10 Turns
swamp skunk	Critical Hit	Skunkulated	10 Turns
swarm of killer bees	Player is Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
swarm of mutant fire ants	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
tomb asp	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	10 Turns
toxic beastie	Critical Hit	Temporary Blindness	10 Turns
tribal goblin	Critical Hit	Somewhat Poisoned	10 Turns
trophyfish	Player is Hit	Really Quite Poisoned	5 Turns
void guy	Start of combat	Drained	1 Turn
Wa%playername/lowercase%	Start of Combat	Half-Sized	1 Turn
War Frat Elite Wartender	Special Move	Easily Embarrassed	10 Turns
War Hippy Airborne Commander	Special Move	All Covered In Whatsit	5 Turns
War Hippy Elder Shaman	Special Move	Flared Nostrils	10 Turns
Warbear toxin processing drone	Each round	Really Quite Poisoned	1-3 Turns
wasp in a wig	Player is hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
whitesnake	Player is Hit	A Little Bit Poisoned	10 Turns
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Bad Haircut	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Bruised	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Half-Blooded	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Half-Drained	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Hypnotized	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Relaxed Muscles	1 Turn
X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	Start of combat	Snowballed	1 Turn
zmobie	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	5 Turns
zombie waltzers	Player is Hit	Half-Eaten Brain	10 Turns

Prevention Equipment & Potions

There are certain pieces of equipment which can prevent the regular effects from being inflicted 75% of the time:

• ancient stone head
• Apriling band helmet
• Belt of Loathing
• crusty hula hoop
• furry yam buckler
• giant pinky ring
• gold wedding ring
• hazmat helmet
• Kelflar vest
• meteorite guard
• moss marlinspike
• Protects-Your-Junk

Equipping multiple sources of protection will not increase their effect; having a giant pinky ring and an ancient stone head equipped, for example, will still only block 75% of status attack.

When one of these items blocks a negative effect, one of these messages will be displayed:

You have an intense feeling of dread, but it quickly passes.

There's a tingling in your <bung>, but the feeling passes.

You get a little queasy, but the feeling quickly passes.

The Ancient medicinal herbs prevent all negative status effects 100% of the time.

The bezoar ring prevents all poison effects 100% of the time.

Dreadsylvania Status Effects

Monsters in the Clan Dungeon Dreadsylvania have harder-to-remove negative status effects. The Hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa, an NPC store item costing one Freddy Kruegerand, will remove these.

The effects named "Curse of <Attribute>" can be blocked with the Protects-Your-Junk accessory. When the curse is blocked the following is shown:

Your underwear shifts uncomfortably, preventing the curse from taking hold.

The duration of each effect is determined by the number of kisses earned per fight in that zone, which in turn is determined by the number of elements banished. In the following table, K is equal to the number of kisses earned per fight.

Source monster	Condition	Effect	Duration
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Clumsiness	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Dullness	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Exposure	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Forgetfulness	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Hollownesss	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Impotence	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Loneliness	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Misfortune	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Sluggishness	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Vulnerability	(K-1) Turns
spooky monsters	Start of combat	Curse of Weakness	(K-1) Turns
ghosts	Player is Hit	Touched by a Ghost	(K-1) Turns
cold monsters	Start of combat	Chilled to the Bone	K Turns
stench monsters	Player is Hit	Nauseated	K Turns

Positive Status Effects

There are a few attacks that are positive, and are listed here for inclusiveness only. Unlike the effects listed above, they cannot be removed with all-purpose cleaner. (Some people consider the -ML of Fearless a negative attribute, but the game does not.)

Monster	Effect source	Effect	Duration
fiendish can of asparagus	Player is Hit	What's That Smell?	5 Turns
Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)	Specific Hit Message	Fearless	10 Turns
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist	Player is Hit	Mad at Science	5 Turns
warwelf	Player is Hit	Mild Lycanthropy	10 Turns
Weremoose	Special Move	Lycanthropy, Eh?	10 Turns