Ranged weapons

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Ranged weapons, in contrast to melee weapons or Mysticality weapons, use Moxie to determine Hit Chance and 3/4 of one's Muscle to determine Weapon Damage. These weapons are affected by regular weapon damage modifiers as well as ranged modifiers. Also, ranged weapons cannot be dual-wielded with melee/Mysticality weapons. All ranged weapons receive a damage bonus from the Disco Fever skill.

Name	Power	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
7-inch discus	200	85 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
Chester's bag of candy	200	200 Moxie	2-handed ranged weapon	+30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10% Bonus for DBs only Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs
Coily™	200	200 Moxie	2-handed spring	Moxie +15% Item Drops From Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters +25% Also can be used as a combat item
diabolical crossbow	200	150 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
fish bazooka	200	85 Moxie	2-handed bazooka	Moxie +5% +10% Meat from Monsters
Frosty's snowball sack	200	200 Moxie	1-handed sack	+50 Cold Damage
giant fishhook	200	85 Moxie	2-handed spear
rusty speargun	200	85 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	200	60 Mox	2-handed banjo	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +15 +23% Meat from Monsters +15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
slime-covered speargun	200	200 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +50 against slimes Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
super-sweet boom box	200	75 Mox	1-handed radio	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
The Trickster's Trikitixa	200	60 Mox	2-handed accordion	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 +11% Item Drops from Monsters Special Attack: Extreme High Note
underworld flail	200	150 Moxie	2-handed flail	+10 Moxie Stat Gains from Fights Bonus Ranged Damage +30 Moxie +10%
velcro paddle ball	200	85 Moxie	1-handed flail	Moxie +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Accessory Items from Monsters
Zim Merman's guitar	200	85 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult	190	80 Moxie	3-handed catapult	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
beer bong	190	80 Moxie	1-handed bong	+15 Stench Damage Monster Level +5
fire poi	190	80 Moxie	2-handed flail	+15 Hot Damage Moxie +3
massive sitar	190	80 Moxie	2-handed sitar	Mysticality +12 Spell Damage +20
didgeridooka	180	75 Moxie	2-handed blowgun	Moxie +9
toy ray gun	175	72 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+5 Hot Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
charming flute	170	70 Moxie	2-handed flute	Moxie +8 +20 Bonus Weapon Damage vs. Snakes
happiness	165	67 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+12 Hot Damage
star crossbow	165	67 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +8
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	160	65 Moxie	2-handed axe	Bonus Weapon Damage +16
jungle drum	160	65 Moxie	2-handed drum	+10 Spooky Damage So-So Spooky Resistance Combat Initiative -20%
X-37 gun	160	65 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Shoots Elemental Blasts Can explode or shut down in combat
yohohoyo	160	65 Moxie	1-handed yoyo	2x Critical Hit Chance +1 Spooky Damage +1 Stench Damage +1 Hot Damage +1 Cold Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
magilaser blastercannon	155	62 Moxie	2-handed laser cannon	Ranged Damage +15 +5 Hot Damage
automatic catapult	150	60 Moxie	2-handed autopult
C.B.F.G.	150	60 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
Grimacite gat	150	40 Moxie	1-handed gun	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
rainbow crossbow	150	60 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
world's smallest violin	150	60 Moxie	1-handed violin	Ranged Damage +5 +5% Meat from Monsters Monster Level +5
a butt tuba	145	57 Moxie	2-handed horn	+15 Sleaze Damage
acoustic guitarrr	140	55 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+8% Meat from Monsters
armgun	140	55 Moxie	2-handed machine gun	Bonus Weapon Damage +10 2x Critical Hit Chance
black kettle drum	140	55 Moxie	2-handed drum	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30
carob cannon	135	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Stench Damage
rave whistle	135	52 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Maximum HP +10 +10 to Monster Level
star boomerang	135	52 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5
4-dimensional guitar	130	50 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +7 3x Critical Hit Chance
hot cross bow	130	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
lucky ball-and-chain	130	50 Moxie	2-handed flail
ga-ga radio	125	47 Moxie	2-handed radio	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Melee Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
projectile icemaker	125	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
bone and arrows	120	45 Mox	2-handed bow	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
chrome crossbow	120	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
ocarina of space	120	45 Moxie	2-handed flute	All Attributes +4 Ranged Damage +5 +2 Stat Gains from Fights
potato pistol	120	45 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
asbestos crossbow	110	40 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5
bone flute	110	40 Moxie	2-handed flute	+11 Spooky Damage
sack of doorknobs	110	40 Moxie	2-handed sack
bottle-rocket crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	+15% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Moxie +15% Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
bounty-hunting rifle	100	25 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Items from Monsters
can of fake snow	100	35 Moxie	1-handed can	Part of the Arboreal Raiment +5 Cold Damage
flaming juggler's balls	100	None	1-handed euphemisms	+10 Hot Damage +2 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
goulauncher	100	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4 +5 Spooky Damage
linoleum crossbow	100	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
Loathing Legion double prism	100	None	1-handed prism	+2 Prismatic damage
Loathing Legion flamethrower	100	None	2-handed flamethrower	+20 Hot Damage Converts all physical damage to Hot
plastic guitar	100	35 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +15%
prehistoric spear	100	35 Moxie	1-handed throwing spear	2x Critical Hit Chance
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
Spooky Putty ball	100	None	1-handed superball	+10 Spooky Damage On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky Damage
sugar shotgun	100	None	1-handed pistol	Weapon Damage +50% Stunning on critical Can break in combat
The Landscaper's leafblower	100	35 Mox	2-handed leafblower	+1-25 Monster Level
Cerebral Crossbow	90	30 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
grass whistle	90	35 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Moxie +6 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	90	15 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +11 +10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to DB combat skills DB's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
Squeezebox of the Ages	90	15 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +15 AT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs Bonus for ATs only
magic whistle	85	27 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Monster Level +4 +1 to Familiar Weight
bubble bauble bow	80	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
clockwork crossbow	80	25 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Ranged Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Successful hit weakens opponent on Critical hit
Crimbo ukelele	80	20 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+10% Items from Monsters
frigid hankyū	80	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	+6 Cold Damage Moxie +2
goblin autoblowgun	80	25 Moxie	2-handed blowgun	Bonus Ranged Damage +5 Does poison Passive Damage
lead yo-yo	80	25 Moxie	1-handed yo-yo
Meteoid ice beam	80	25 Mox	1-handed gun	+20 Cold Damage +2% chance of Critical Hit On Critical: Freeze Opponent
savory crossbow	80	25 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4
can cannon	75	22 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3 Melee Damage +3
ultimate ultimate frisbee	75	22 Moxie	1-handed frisbee	Moxie +2 Ranged Damage +4
double-barreled sling	70	20 Moxie	1-handed sling	+5 Sleaze Damage Slight Cold Resistance
hippy bongo	70	20 Moxie	1-handed drum	+5 Stench Damage
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	70	20 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +5
finger cymbals	65	17 Moxie	1-handed cymbals	Maximum MP +20
grease gun	65	17 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
repeating crossbow	65	17 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2 3x Critical Hit Chance
bubblewrap crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
cardboard crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3
dense meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7
knob bugle	60	15 Moxie	1-handed horn	Successful hit weakens opponent.
ratarang	60	15 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +3 Pickpocketed item
slightly peevedbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed bow
styrofoam crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3
boxing glove on a spring	55	12 Moxie	1-handed club	Moxie +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +4 Combat Initiative +10%
infernal fife	55	12 Moxie	2-handed flute	+7 Hot Damage
astral longbow	50	None	2-handed bow	Moxie +25% Ranged Damage +20 +30% Meat from Monsters
can of maces	50	10 Moxie	1-handed club	Melee Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap plastic kazoo	50	10 Mox	1-handed kazoo	+10 to Monster Level
Disco Banjo	50	10 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +7 +3 damage to DB combat skills DB's Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2
gift-a-pult	50	None	2-handed giftapult	Allows hurling of Gift Items
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	50	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +(9 - light) +2x (9 - light) Bonus Ranged Damage Super Accurate!
office-supply crossbow	50	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Ranged Damage +3
pixel boomerang	50	10 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	+5% Item Drops from Monsters
pottery yo-yo	50	None	1-handed yo-yo	+5 Hot Damage
Red Rover BB gun	50	10 Moxie	2-handed gun	3x Critical Hit Chance On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes -10%) or your opponent's
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +7 AT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes) Bonus for ATs only
tambourine	50	10 Moxie	1-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
curdflinger	45	7 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Successful hit weakens opponent
calavera concertina	40	5 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +3 Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
dueling banjo	40	5 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +4 +5 Monster Level
half-sized guitar	40	5 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +2 Ranged Damage +4
starchy crossbow	40	5 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
big bass drum	35	2 Moxie	2-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Damage Absorption +8
pocket theremin	35	2 Moxie	2-handed theremin	+4 Spooky Damage
bone rattle	30	None	1-handed rattle	+4 Spooky Damage
out-of-tune biwa	30	None	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +2
rubber band gun	30	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5
throwing wrench	30	None	1-handed club	Delevels on hit
cheap plastic blowgun	25	None	1-handed blowgun	50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
stone banjo	25	None	2-handed banjo	Moxie +1
basic meat crossbow	20	5 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +1
dented harmonica	20	None	1-handed horn	Mysticality +1
slingshot	20	None	2-handed slingshot
disco ball	10	None	1-handed disco ball
stolen accordion	10	None	2-handed accordion	Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)