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A rare item is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain.

Some rares are extremely rare drops in the Kingdom (such as the Ultra Rares) while others are items which can only be obtained as special gifts (such as the Radio Free Regalia). Still others are items which once dropped in the Kingdom but no longer do, such as the gasmask. Some are gifts which were given to everyone on a specific date, such as the Crimbo pressie. Also included are Hacked Items, as well as items used solely for testing and never available outside of exploits. Really rare and special non-rare items are listed near the bottom of the page; the rare items near the top are in no particular order.

Ultra-rare drops

Special Gifts

Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt (given to ascension testers and seldon, the first player to ascend)
big ol' trophy (meant to be a prize for player "accordion thief"'s scavenger hunt)
blank white card (originally given to Riff)
Frank Gorshin trophy (given to the winners of Riff's first and second riddle contests)
Item #13 (never truly "available", unknown whether or not they are currently in the same state)
N. O. Beer (given to the members of Noblesse Oblige)
one million meat pancakes (first a gift, then duped many times. No longer given away.)
Otorian Battle Scar (given to the members of Otori)
Periodical Paintbrush (given to the artists of the 2008 Fanart Calendar)
Seasonal Beret (given to the artists of the 2009 Fanart Calendar)
Warehouse 23 bling (given to the members of Warehouse 23 and Arbitrage)

Gifts still available

Mafia Prizes

Hacked Items

These items have been hacked from the database.

Items used for testing

Items that no longer drop

These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry. Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page.

beet
chunk of depleted Grimacite
comfy blanket
control crystal (and by extension: crystallized memory, and floaty inverse geode)
Crimbo pressie (and by extension: wrapping paper, present, Crimbo hat, Crimbo pants and Crimbo sword)
Crimbo stocking (and by extension small Crimbo Pressie, and the special Crimbo gifts mentioned below)
extra special Crimbo stocking
gasmask
guild application
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
hemp backpack
Idol of Ak'gyxoth
Mr. Container
Newbiesport™ backpack
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie (and by extension the special Crimbo 2007 gifts mentioned below)
throbbing rage gland
tropical Crimbo pressie (and by extension: tropical wrapping paper, Tropical Crimbo Hat, Tropical Crimbo Shorts, Tropical Crimbo Sword and the special Crimboween gifts mentioned below)
Underworld trunk (and by extension: Staff of the Woodfire, Underworld flail and Underworld truncheon)
Underworld acorn (and by extension: Underworld sapling)
zombie pineal gland (and by extension: pirate zombie head, pirate zombie robot head, ninja pirate zombie robot head and ninja pirate zombie robot)

Previous Mr. Store items

Custom Items

A custom item is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player. These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like".

arse-shooting crossbow (given to Kucolan)
bugbear-smiting sword (given to spazworrier)
Cat-Herding Prod (given to Cassandra7)
conspicuous lack of pants (given to EyeSpeculum)
especially homoerotic frat-paddle (Given to Xenophobe, later removed)
exclusive ultra-rare item (given to Phoenix & Mick)
fetus-smashing club (given to Bashy)
fuzzy bracelets (given to Mick)
golden sausage (given to Cobain Dougans)
heteroerotic frat-paddle (given to Mr Skullhead)
intergalactic pom poms (given to skipperic)
MAHI fez (given to BoozerBear)
Mjolnir Jr. (given to Thor the Mighty)
Panda outfit (given to Foggy)
Radio Free Jersey (given to Amplitude)
Radio KoL Coffee Mug (given to KolMohDee)
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet (given to BlackBeltDuck)
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini (given to Sassylassy)
second-hand knockoff engagement ring (given to Mr Magnifico)
silver sausage (given to DarthDud)
Sombrero De Vida (given to Vida Londres)
sparkly engagement ring (given to Phoenix)
Stupid University Diploma (given to Prima Vera Angelhair)
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume (given to Cynn)
Totally Gay Claymore (given to PhilANThropiSt - twice, after his initial character was disabled and deleted for policy violation and he reincarnated himself as "The Real PANTS")
wad of Crovacite (given to Crovax1234)
Xlyinia's notebook (given to Xlyinia)

Really rares

spooky hockey mask (Somewhat rare drop when resting)
These four are available somewhat rarely from Lucky Surprise Eggs and doll houses:
These are available from eating Spooky Surprise Eggs and using dollhives:

Untradeable Special Items

astronaut ice-cream (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)
blue glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIII)
blue ribbon (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII)
blue traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day V)
detour shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXV)
flashing novelty button (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII - X, XII)
green traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV)
green glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IX)
"Humorous" T-shirt (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
Junior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)
Mob Penguin protection contract
Mr. Exploiter (can be purchased from Uncle P's Antiques)
orange glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII)
orange traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day I)
pink glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day X)
pirate hook (given to certain players on September 19th, 2005 (Talk Like a Pirate Day))
purple glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIV)
outrageous sombrero (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
red traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day III)
rose-colored glasses (obtained from the A Suspicious-Looking Guy while during The Gray Plague)
Senior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory -- only 68 exist)
slippery when wet shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVI)
snow hat (Crimbo 2009)
snow belt (Crimbo 2009)
snow pants (Crimbo 2009)
speed limit shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIV)
tattered paper crown (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV-XXI), and by extension, vanilla-frosted king cake, banana-frosted king cake, blueberry-frosted king cake, and chocolate-frosted king cake, though curiously, not the pink plastic baby, brown plastic baby, blue plastic baby, and red plastic baby, as they are rare but actually tradeable.
The Spirit of Crimbo (Crimbo 2008)
Time Juice (given to all players after The Council of Loathing time juice fund ended)
time sleigh (given as a reward for saving Uncle Crimbo during Crimboween)
tin star (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
Unionize The Elves sign (dropped once per ascension at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory)
yellow glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XII)
yellow traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day II)
Yeti Protest Sign (dropped once per player at The Icy Peak)
yield shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII)

Promotional Items

These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack.

superhero mask (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2006)
indie comic hipster glasses (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2007)
webbed comic mask (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2008)
funny paper hat (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2009)
KoL Con 3-D Glasses (promotional code given out at KoLCon 3-D, 2006)
KoL Con IV Pole (promotional code given out at KoLCon IV, 2007)
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat (promotional code given out at KoLCon V, 2008)
Junior Adventurer's kit (promotional code given out at GenCon, 2008)
styrofoam peanuts (promotional code given out in the Feelies Pack, in the Store of Loathing)
Star of Bravery (Given to participants of the KoL Con VI Costume Competition)

Special Items

These are items that dropped for a special event, that no longer drop at all, or are no longer craftable. These special items exist in too great a quantity to be listed next to rarer items. They are listed here to provide an account of items that can only be obtained through trading.

Items that no longer drop
- Crimboween memo (obtained by trick-or-treating on Halloween XI, developing a plot line leading up to Crimboween)
- oriole-feather headdress (former one-time gift from The Toot Oriole though it can now be dropped by the Baby Bugged Bugbear)
- pirate shirt (dropped in The Obligatory Pirate's Cove, before it was revamped in December 2007)
- tortoise's blessing (once dropped from a scroll of turtle summoning)

Items that are no longer craftable

Special Crimbo gifts
- ball-in-a-cup (Crimbo 2007 gift)
- bobble-hip hula elf doll (Crimboween gift)
- bow (and by extension bowler, bow staff and bowlegged pants)
- can of fake snow (Crimbo 2005 gift)
- colored-light "necklace" (Crimbo 2005 gift)
- Crimbo ukelele(?) (Crimboween gift)
- deck of tropical cards (Crimboween gift)
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun (Crimbo 2008 gift)
- glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub (Crimbo 2008 gift)
- glow-in-the-dark wristwatch (Crimbo 2008 gift)
- handmade hobby horse (Crimbo 2007 gift)
- Hanukkimbo dreidl (Crimbo 2004 gift)
- imitation nice watch (Crimbo 2004 gift)
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace (Crimboween gift)
- set of jacks (Crimbo 2007 gift)
- Tiki lighter (Crimboween gift)
- tiny plastic sword (Crimbo 2004 gift)
- tree skirt (Crimbo 2005 gift)
- tropical paperweight (Crimboween gift)
- Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2005)
  - aspirin
  - fancy chocolate
  - bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
  - tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
  - wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
  - tiny plastic Crimbo elf
  - tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
  - tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
  - tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
  - tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
- Obtained from the Spooky Advent Calendar (2006)
  - bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
  - fancy but probably evil chocolate
  - skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
  - tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
  - tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
  - tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
  - tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
  - tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
  - tiny plastic Scream Queen
- Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2007)
  - nanite-infested fruitcake
  - nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
  - nanite-infested candy cane
  - nanite-infested eggnog
  - vitachoconutriment capsule
  - Miniborg stomper
  - Miniborg strangler
  - Miniborg laser
  - Miniborg beeper
  - Miniborg hiveminder (and by extension the Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot}
- Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2007
  - laser-broiled pear
  - polyalloy shield
  - oversized fish scaler
  - killing feather
  - golden ring(?)
  - rogue swarmer
  - sawblade fragment
  - unstable laser battery
  - vibrating cyborg knife
  - immense cyborg hand
  - cyborg stompin' boot
- Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2008)
  - gingerbread mutant bugbear
  - irradiated candy cane
  - oozenog
  - blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
  - tiny plastic Mob Penguin
  - tiny plastic mutant elf
  - tiny plastic fat stack of cash
  - tiny plastic strand of DNA
  - tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
- Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2008
  - canteen of wine
  - cheap elven gloves
  - depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
  - elven limbos gingerbread
  - elven moonshine
  - elven socks
  - elven whittling knife
  - festive holiday hat
  - gray bow tie
  - knuckle sandwich
  - miniature antlers
  - patent leather shoes
  - penguin thesaurus
  - psycho sweater
- Obtained from the Advent Calendar (2009)
  - candy kneecapping stick
  - candy knuckles
  - jawbruiser
  - licorice garrote
  - fancy chocolate car
  - tiny plastic 11 Dealer
  - tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
  - tiny plastic stocking mimic
  - tiny plastic Don Crimbo
  - tiny plastic Crimbomination
- Obtained while adventuring during Crimbo 2009
  - cement sandals
  - elven cellocello
  - elven suicide capsule
  - herringcello
  - live wire
  - pair of bolt cutters
  - passable elf mask
  - penguin focaccia bread
  - pocketwatch on a chain
  - poison pen
  - night-vision goggles
  - throwing wrench
- Purchased using Crimbux during Crimbo 2009:
  - Crimbo wreath
  - string of Crimbo lights
  - plastic Crimbo reindeer
  - gingerbread house
  - leftover Crimbo rations
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
  - A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
  - pile of loose snow
  - Crimbough
- All toys available via Toymaking, Toolmaking, Spooky Toymaking, Assimilating, Crimborg Toymaking, and Genetic Engineering.

Penguin Mafia non-raffle items
- broken cellular phone
- severed rocking horse head

Gray Plague items
- Doc's Miracle Cure
- empty blowgun
- loaded serum blowgun
- petrified time (and by extension time trousers, time sword and time helmet)
- questionable taco
- zombie pineal gland

The Spectral Pickle Factory
- brine (and by extension especially salty dog)
- dill (and by extension dill potion)
- ghost cucumber (and by extension spectral pickle and ghost pickle on a stick)
- vinegar (and by extension briny vinegar and ghostly pickling solution)

These items are likely to be available again if the Spectral Pickle Factory returns.

The Spectral Salad Factory (available on April Fool's Day 2008)
- delicious salad

St. Sneaky Pete's Day
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (and by extension fake plastic grass, grass skirt, grass blade and grass hat)
- portable corkscrew
- pink plastic baby
- brown plastic baby
- blue plastic baby
- red plastic baby

green beer and strings of beads will likely be available on every St. Sneaky Pete's Day.

Halloween
- beholed bedsheet (and by extension giant glass of brandy and LARP membership card)
- invisible bag (and by extension fancy canapés and French slippers)
- witch hat (and by extension thermos of brew and LWA ring)

Talk Like a Pirate Day
- can of Binarrrca
- black spot

Unexplained Tremors
- rockfish stomach (and by extension live lobster, wok lobster and rock lobster)

Arborween
- spooky bark (and by extension bark beret, bark boxers and bark bracelet)
- spooky sap
- petrified wood
- mummy costume (and by extension chocolate-covered scarab beetle)
- pumpkinhead mask (and by extension mulled cider)
- wolfman mask (and by extension Wolfman Nardz)

The Landscaper's Lair
- antique painting of a landscape (and by extention grass clippings, lawnmower blade, machetito, pointy red hat and The Landscaper's leafblower)

Previous Radio KoL Contest Prizes

Traveling Trader items

Formerly rare items

banana (Initially only obtainable from the rare bunch of bananas, these can be replicated by anyone with access to Professor Jacking's Pneumatic Tube Interface.)
beanbag chair (originally either a gift from Jick, or an item that never existed but was invented by a player who photoshopped a screenshot of his campground and bragged about non-existent items therein: more likely the latter, in fact)
blood flower (originally dropped at The Icy Peak during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure)
bone collar(originally leaked item from the Cake-Shaped Arena with a Comma Chameleon, before the Misshapen Animal Skeleton was implemented.)
can of Red Minotaur (originally hacked before it was implemented)
demonskin trousers (originally dropped, then stopped, reimplemented as a smithable item)
dungeoneer's dungarees (once dropped, then stopped, then dropped in a new location)
Ent cider (once dropped, then stopped, then was brought back)
fez of etymology (became valuable when dictionaries became unsmithable for some time.)
floral print shirt and coconut bikini top (originally hacked items)
fruitcake (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003)
hovering sombrero (Before South of The Border was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's seldomly seen personal familiar.)
lovecat tail (Drops from the rare questionable taco, now also drops in the I Refuse! adventure)
meaty helmet turtle (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe)
pail (once dropped, then stopped, now drops and is a minor sidequest reward)
papotion of papower (replaced by Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance, then returned with the same recipe but a different effect)
stone of eXtreme power (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined)
- eXtreme meat crossbow, eXtreme meat staff, eXtreme meat sword, eXtreme nose ring (items smithed from the stone of eXtreme power)
plastic passion fruit (originally dropped at the Lemon Party Slot during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure and can be dropped by the Baby Bugged Bugbear)
third-hand nunchaku (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon)

Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the frozen Mob Penguin was implemented)

Formerly craftable items (used to have smithing recipes, these were removed, then obtainable in the I Refuse! adventure)

Items that have been completely removed from the game

Guild Pants (replaced by batskin belt)
Mystery Raffle Ticket (replaced by raffle ticket)
scroll of turtle summoning (replaced by turtle totem)
turtle factory (replaced by stone turtle)
Turtleslinger (replaced by Mace of the Tortoise)
Gnollish nunchaku (replaced by third-hand nunchaku)
chewing gums:
- Single-Minty Gum (replaced by tamarind-flavored chewing gum)
- Double-Minty Gum (replaced by lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum)
- Triple-Minty Gum (replaced by pickle-flavored chewing gum)
- Quadruple-Minty Gum (replaced by jabañero-flavored chewing gum)
tiny plastic sword combinations:
- cranmopolitan (replaced by cherry bomb)
- skewered cranberry (replaced by skewered cherry)
- supermartini (replaced by dry martini)
- superolive (replaced by jumbo olive)
scrumptious reagent potions:
- alarming strawberry juice (replaced by oil of slipperiness)
- dill potion (replaced by cologne of contempt)
- drab potion (replaced by potion of potency)
- equilibrium juice (replaced by oil of expertise)
- grapefruit juice of powerful power (replaced by tomato juice of powerful power)
- maraschino moxiosity potion (replaced by Connery's Elixir of Audacity)
- orangish aphrodisiac (replaced by serum of sarcasm)
- potion of chalky equality (replaced by oil of stability)
- tomato smoothie (replaced by cordial of concentration)
- wrath serum (replaced by philter of phorce)
Completely normal Crimbo 2007 Advent Calendar items:
- completely typical fruitcake (replaced by nanite-infested fruitcake)
- perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear (replaced by nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear)
- unremarkable candy cane (replaced by nanite-infested candy cane)
- untainted eggnog (replaced by nanite-infested eggnog)
Items from the ocean:
- strange stone sphere (replaced by El Vibrato power sphere)
- strange tiki idol (replaced by Idol of Ak'gyxoth)
Items still assigned item id numbers, but no longer obtainable:

@@ Line 360: / Line 360: @@
 ***{{InlineItem|Miniborg beeper}}
 ***{{InlineItem|Miniborg hiveminder}} (and by extension the {{InlineItem|Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot}}}
+**Obtained while adventuring during [[A Sinister Dodecahedron|Crimbo 2007]]
+***{{InlineItem|laser-broiled pear}}
+***{{InlineItem|polyalloy shield}}
+***{{InlineItem|oversized fish scaler}}
+***{{InlineItem|killing feather}}
+***{{InlineItem|golden ring}}
+***{{InlineItem|rogue swarmer}}
+***{{InlineItem|sawblade fragment}}
+***{{InlineItem|unstable laser battery}}
+***{{InlineItem|vibrating cyborg knife}}
+***{{InlineItem|immense cyborg hand}}
+***{{InlineItem|cyborg stompin' boot}}
 **Obtained from the [[Advent Calendar (2008)]]
 ***{{InlineItem|gingerbread mutant bugbear}}
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 ***{{InlineItem|tiny plastic strand of DNA}}
 ***{{InlineItem|tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite}}
+**Obtained while adventuring during [[Crimbo_Town_(2008)|Crimbo 2008]]
+***{{InlineItem|canteen of wine}}
+***{{InlineItem|cheap elven gloves}}
+***{{InlineItem|depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven limbos gingerbread}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven moonshine}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven socks}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven whittling knife}}
+***{{InlineItem|festive holiday hat}}
+***{{InlineItem|gray bow tie}}
+***{{InlineItem|knuckle sandwich}}
+***{{InlineItem|miniature antlers}}
+***{{InlineItem|patent leather shoes}}
+***{{InlineItem|penguin thesaurus}}
+***{{InlineItem|psycho sweater}}
 **Obtained from the [[Advent Calendar (2009)]]
 ***{{InlineItem|candy kneecapping stick}}
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 ***{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Don Crimbo}}
 ***{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Crimbomination}}
+**Obtained while adventuring during [[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]]
+***{{InlineItem|cement sandals}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven cellocello}}
+***{{InlineItem|elven suicide capsule}}
+***{{InlineItem|herringcello}}
+***{{InlineItem|live wire}}
+***{{InlineItem|pair of bolt cutters}}
+***{{InlineItem|passable elf mask}}
+***{{InlineItem|penguin focaccia bread}}
+***{{InlineItem|pocketwatch on a chain}}
+***{{InlineItem|poison pen}}
+***{{InlineItem|night-vision goggles}}
+***{{InlineItem|throwing wrench}}
 **Purchased using [[Crimbuck|Crimbux]] during [[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]]:
 ***{{InlineItem|Crimbo wreath}}

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Previous Mr. Store items

2005

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