Ranged weapons

The Hermit humbly requests that this page be rewritten or expanded. As of May 22, 2013, the ranged damage formula has changed. Ranged weapons now deal bonus damage based on how much the attacker out-moxies the target rather than depending on muscle.

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Ranged weapons, in contrast to melee weapons or Mysticality weapons, use Moxie to determine Hit Chance and 3/4 of one's Muscle to determine Weapon Damage. These weapons are affected by regular weapon damage modifiers as well as ranged modifiers. Also, ranged weapons cannot be dual-wielded with melee/Mysticality weapons. All ranged weapons receive a damage bonus from the Disco Fever skill.

Name	Power	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
7-inch discus	200	85 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5% Weapon Damage +10% On Critical: Music Snobbery! (+50% to All Attributes for 3 Adventures)
Chester's bag of candy	200	200 Moxie	2-handed ranged weapon	Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs +30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10% Bonus for Disco Bandits only
Coily™	200	200 Moxie	2-handed spring	Moxie +15% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters +25% Also can be used as a combat item
diabolical crossbow	200	150 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
fish bazooka	200	85 Moxie	2-handed bazooka	Moxie +5% +10% Meat from Monsters
Frosty's snowball sack	200	200 Moxie	1-handed sack	+50 Cold Damage
giant fishhook	200	85 Moxie	2-handed spear
rusty speargun	200	85 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	200	60 Mox	2-handed banjo	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +15 +23% Meat from Monsters +15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
slime-covered speargun	200	200 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+50 Damage against slimes Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
super-sweet boom box	200	75 Mox	1-handed radio	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
The Trickster's Trikitixa	200	60 Mox	2-handed accordion	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 +11% Items from Monsters Special Attack: Extreme High Note
Underworld flail	200	150 Moxie	2-handed flail	+10 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Ranged Damage +30 Moxie +10%
velcro paddle ball	200	85 Moxie	1-handed flail	Moxie +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per Adventure +20% Accessories from Monsters
Zim Merman's guitar	200	85 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult	190	80 Moxie	3-handed catapult	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
beer bong	190	80 Moxie	1-handed bong	+15 Stench Damage Monster Level +5
fire poi	190	80 Moxie	2-handed flail	+15 Hot Damage Moxie +3
massive sitar	190	80 Moxie	2-handed sitar	Mysticality +12 Spell Damage +20
didgeridooka	180	75 Moxie	2-handed blowgun	Moxie +9
toy ray gun	175	72 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+5 Hot Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
charming flute	170	70 Moxie	2-handed flute	Moxie +8 +20 Damage vs. Snakes
happiness	165	67 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+12 Hot Damage
star crossbow	165	67 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +8
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	160	65 Moxie	2-handed axe	Weapon Damage +16
jungle drum	160	65 Moxie	2-handed drum	+10 Spooky Damage So-So Spooky Resistance Combat Initiative -20%
X-37 gun	160	65 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Shoots Elemental Blasts Can explode or shut down in combat
yohohoyo	160	65 Moxie	1-handed yoyo	2x Critical Hit Chance +1 Spooky Damage +1 Stench Damage +1 Hot Damage +1 Cold Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
magilaser blastercannon	155	62 Moxie	2-handed laser cannon	Ranged Damage +15 +5 Hot Damage
automatic catapult	150	60 Moxie	2-handed autopult
C.B.F.G.	150	60 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
Grimacite gat	150	40 Moxie	1-handed gun	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
rainbow crossbow	150	60 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
world's smallest violin	150	60 Moxie	1-handed violin	Ranged Damage +5 +5% Meat from Monsters Monster Level +5
a butt tuba	145	57 Moxie	2-handed horn	+15 Sleaze Damage
acoustic guitarrr	140	55 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+8% Meat from Monsters
armgun	140	55 Moxie	2-handed machine gun	Weapon Damage +10 2x Critical Hit Chance
black kettle drum	140	55 Moxie	2-handed drum	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30
carob cannon	135	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Stench Damage
rave whistle	135	52 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Maximum HP +10 Monster Level +10
star boomerang	135	52 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5
4-dimensional guitar	130	50 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +7 3x Critical Hit Chance
hot cross bow	130	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
lucky ball-and-chain	130	50 Moxie	2-handed flail
ga-ga radio	125	47 Moxie	2-handed radio	+1 Stat(s) Per Fight Weapon Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
projectile icemaker	125	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
bone and arrows	120	45 Mox	2-handed bow	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
chrome crossbow	120	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
ocarina of space	120	45 Moxie	2-handed flute	All Attributes +4 Ranged Damage +5 +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
potato pistol	120	45 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
asbestos crossbow	110	40 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5
bone flute	110	40 Moxie	2-handed flute	+11 Spooky Damage
sack of doorknobs	110	40 Moxie	2-handed sack
bottle-rocket crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	+15% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Moxie +15% Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
bounty-hunting rifle	100	25 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Items from Monsters
can of fake snow	100	35 Moxie	1-handed can	Part of the Arboreal Raiment +5 Cold Damage
flaming juggler's balls	100	None	1-handed euphemisms	+10 Hot Damage +2 Stat(s) Per Fight Cannot equip in Hardcore
goulauncher	100	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4 +5 Spooky Damage
linoleum crossbow	100	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
Loathing Legion double prism	100	None	1-handed prism	+2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
Loathing Legion flamethrower	100	None	2-handed flamethrower	+20 Hot Damage Converts all physical damage to Hot
plastic guitar	100	35 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +15%
prehistoric spear	100	35 Moxie	1-handed throwing spear	2x Critical Hit Chance
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
Spooky Putty ball	100	None	1-handed superball	+10 Spooky Damage On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky Damage
sugar shotgun	100	None	1-handed pistol	Weapon Damage +50% On Critical: Stuns Opponent Can break in combat
The Landscaper's leafblower	100	35 Mox	2-handed leafblower	Monster Level +1-25
Cerebral Crossbow	90	30 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
grass whistle	90	35 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Moxie +6 Regenerate 4-6 MP per Adventure
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	90	15 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +11 +10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to Disco Bandit combat skills Disco Bandit's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for Disco Bandits only
Squeezebox of the Ages	90	15 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +15 Accordion Thief's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for Accordion Thiefs only
magic whistle	85	27 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Monster Level +4 Familiar Weight +1
bubble bauble bow	80	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
clockwork crossbow	80	25 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Ranged Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Weakens Opponent on Critical Hit
Crimbo ukelele	80	20 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+10% Items from Monsters
frigid hankyū	80	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	+6 Cold Damage Moxie +2
goblin autoblowgun	80	25 Moxie	2-handed blowgun	Ranged Damage +5 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
lead yo-yo	80	25 Moxie	1-handed yo-yo
Meteoid ice beam	80	25 Mox	1-handed gun	+20 Cold Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Freeze Opponent
savory crossbow	80	25 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4
can cannon	75	22 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3 Weapon Damage +3
ultimate ultimate frisbee	75	22 Moxie	1-handed frisbee	Moxie +2 Ranged Damage +4
double-barreled sling	70	20 Moxie	1-handed sling	+5 Sleaze Damage Slight Cold Resistance
hippy bongo	70	20 Moxie	1-handed drum	+5 Stench Damage
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	70	20 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +5
finger cymbals	65	17 Moxie	1-handed cymbals	Maximum MP +20
grease gun	65	17 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
repeating crossbow	65	17 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2 3x Critical Hit Chance
bubblewrap crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
cardboard crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +3
dense meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7
knob bugle	60	15 Moxie	1-handed horn	Successful hit weakens opponent.
ratarang	60	15 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +3
slightly peevedbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed bow
styrofoam crossbow	60	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3
boxing glove on a spring	55	12 Moxie	1-handed club	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +4 Combat Initiative +10%
infernal fife	55	12 Moxie	2-handed flute	+7 Hot Damage
astral longbow	50	None	2-handed bow	Moxie +25% Ranged Damage +20 +30% Meat from Monsters
can of maces	50	10 Moxie	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap plastic kazoo	50	10 Mox	1-handed kazoo	Monster Level +10
Disco Banjo	50	10 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +7 +3 damage to Disco Bandit combat skills Disco Bandit's Epic Weapon Bonus for Disco Bandits only
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2
gift-a-pult	50	None	2-handed giftapult	Allows hurling of gift items
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	50	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +0-9 based on moonlight +0-18 Ranged Damage based on moonlight Super Accurate!
office-supply crossbow	50	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Ranged Damage +3
pixel boomerang	50	10 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	+5% Items from Monsters
pottery yo-yo	50	None	1-handed yo-yo	+5 Hot Damage
Red Rover BB gun	50	10 Moxie	2-handed gun	3x Critical Hit Chance On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes -10%) or your opponent's
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +7 Accordion Thief's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn Accordion Thief buffs (all classes) Bonus for Accordion Thiefs only
tambourine	50	10 Moxie	1-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
curdflinger	45	7 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Successful hit weakens opponent
calavera concertina	40	5 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +3 Enables the casting of 7-turn Accordion Thief buffs (all classes)
dueling banjo	40	5 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +4 Monster Level +5
half-sized guitar	40	5 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +2 Ranged Damage +4
starchy crossbow	40	5 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
big bass drum	35	2 Moxie	2-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Damage Absorption +8
pocket theremin	35	2 Moxie	2-handed theremin	+4 Spooky Damage
bone rattle	30	None	1-handed rattle	+4 Spooky Damage
out-of-tune biwa	30	None	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +2
rubber band gun	30	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5
throwing wrench	30	None	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent.
cheap plastic blowgun	25	None	1-handed blowgun	50% chance of poisoning opponent.
stone banjo	25	None	2-handed banjo	Moxie +1
basic meat crossbow	20	5 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +1
dented harmonica	20	None	1-handed horn	Mysticality +1
slingshot	20	None	2-handed slingshot
disco ball	10	None	1-handed disco ball
stolen accordion	10	None	2-handed accordion	Enables the casting of 5-turn Accordion Thief buffs (all classes)