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:You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>
:You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>


If you try to equip an outfit which includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:
If you try to equip an outfit that includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:
:You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.
:You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.


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:You already have that outfit equipped!
:You already have that outfit equipped!


If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.
If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop-down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.


Visiting the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]] while wearing an outfit will unlock a [[tattoo]], provided you've [[Pretentious Artist Quest|recovered his missing property.]]
Visiting the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]] while wearing an outfit will unlock a [[tattoo]], provided you've [[Pretentious Artist Quest|recovered his missing property.]]
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*weapon
*weapon


This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule is that it is possible to wear:
This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule are that it is possible to wear:


*the [[Yendorian Finery]] and the [[Vile Vagrant Vestments]], since the former has a hat, a one-handed weapon, and an accessory, and the latter has an off-hand item, pants, and an accessory, and...
*the [[Yendorian Finery]] and the [[Vile Vagrant Vestments]], since the former has a hat, a one-handed weapon, and an accessory, and the latter has an off-hand item, pants, and an accessory, and...
*the [[Bakelite Brigandine]] and the [[Dreadful Pajamas]], since the former has a back item, off-hand item, and three accessories, and the latter has a hat, shirt and weapon.
*the [[Bakelite Brigandine]] and the [[Dreadful Pajamas]], since the former has a back item, an off-hand item, pants, and three accessories, and the latter has a hat, shirt, and weapon.


Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]] (unless you have configured the [[Options#Inventory Options|inventory options]] in the [[Options|account menu]]).
Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]] (unless you have configured the [[Options#Inventory Options|inventory options]] in the [[Options|account menu]]).
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:Item '''NOT''' found: <item picture and name>
:Item '''NOT''' found: <item picture and name>


See [[Dressing For Success]] for analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.
See [[Dressing For Success]] for an analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.


Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:  
Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:  
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*Wearing n unique pieces of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] gives (2<sup>n-1</sup>)% +item, (2<sup>n</sup>)% +meat, and +(2<sup>n</sup>)% to all stats.
*Wearing n unique pieces of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] gives (2<sup>n-1</sup>)% +item, (2<sup>n</sup>)% +meat, and +(2<sup>n</sup>)% to all stats.


Also also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."
Also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."


And finally, having a familiar ([[Mad Hatrack]] or [[Disembodied Hand]] or [[Fancypants Scarecrow]]) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.
And finally, having a familiar ([[Mad Hatrack]] or [[Disembodied Hand]] or [[Fancypants Scarecrow]]) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.
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|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
! colspan="3"| Outfit
! colspan="3"| Outfit
! Additonal Effects
! Additional Effects
! [[Tattoo]]
! [[Tattoo]]
! [[Halloween]] Treat
! [[Halloween]] Treat


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pixelcostume.gif]][[File:Pixelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[8-Bit Finery]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pixelcostume.gif]][[File:Pixelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[8-Bit Finery]]
| {{StackItem|pixel hat}}
| {{StackItem|pixel hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +2</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +2</small>
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| {{StackItem|pixel pants}}
| {{StackItem|pixel pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10</small>
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Adobeoutfit.gif]][[File:Adobeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Adobe Armor]]
| {{StackItem|adobe ayam}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]
| rowspan="6"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Adobetat.gif]]<br />[[Adobe Armor Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|adobe brittle}}
|-
| {{StackItem|adobe abaya}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br/>Power: 120<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +20<br />[[Adobe Abaya Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|adobe adze}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />[[Adobe Adze Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|adobe abacus}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Spell Damage]] +20<br />[[Adobe Abacus Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|adobe arsecover}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br/>Power: 120<br />[[Muscle]] +20%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Adobe Arsecover Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|adobe ascot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +20%<br />+30% [[Combat Initiative]]<br />[[Adobe Ascot Subscription|Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™]]</small>
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Aerooutfit.gif]][[File:Aerooutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Aeroutfit]]
| {{StackItem|Aerogel akubra}}
| <small>Hat:<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />Lets you use [[Spirit Snap]] multiple times per fight</small>
| rowspan="6"| +40% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Aerotat.gif]]<br />[[Aerogel Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Aerheads}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel accordion}}
| <small>Weapon (ranged, 1-handed accordion):<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20<br />Only takes up one hand!</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel attache case}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel anvil}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%<br />Never [[Fumble]]<br />Gives a chance of generating extra [[Fury]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel apron}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+5% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />[[Weapon of the Pastalord]] can be even messier</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel ascot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />+3  [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Dramatically improves [[Saucecicle]]</small>


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| {{StackItem|antique greaves}}
| {{StackItem|antique greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font></small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font></small>
|-
| rowspan="9"| [[File:nutcoutfit.gif]][[File:nutcoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Antique Nutcracker Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br /> ''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 150 <br /> [[Combat Initiative]] +15% <br /> [[Moxie]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="9"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25<br />+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="9"| [[File:nutctat.gif]]<br />[[Antique Nutcracker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="9"| {{StackItem|candied almond}}
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker cape}}
| <small>Back:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker waistcoat}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 150 <br />+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30% <br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker drumstick}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-8 MP per adventure<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker epaulets}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerates]] 6-12 HP per adventure<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker beard}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker boots}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>


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| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />-2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (in-combat only)<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Active [[Saucesphere]]s increase your [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />-2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (in-combat only)<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Active [[Saucesphere]]s increase your [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]</small>


|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:bauxoutfit.gif]][[File:bauxoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Bauxite Baubles]]
| {{StackItem|bauxite beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +X where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +Y where Y =  37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
| rowspan="3"| +X [[Pool Skill]]<br /><small>X = 10 + <toddlers><sup>0.25</sup>, rounded down, in [[Boxing Daycare]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[File:bauxtat.gif]]<br />[[Bauxite Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{InlineItem|Pneumo bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bauxite boxers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11 <br /> +X% [[Combat Initiative]] where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bauxite bow-tie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +Y where Y = where Y = 37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Beevatar.gif]][[File:Beevatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Bits o' Honey]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Beevatar.gif]][[File:Beevatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Bits o' Honey]]
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|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Porcoutfit.gif]][[File:Porcoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Suit]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Ceramicoutfit.gif]][[File:Ceramicoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Clothing]]
| {{StackItem|ceramic cenobite's robe}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20<br />Regenerates 4-8 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure<br />Deal 30 damage and heal 30 HP (Grants [[Ceramic Cenobitize]])</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 20
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Ceramtat.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Clothing Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|extra-hard jawbreaker}}
|-
| {{StackItem|ceramic celery grater}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br />+20% [[Critical Spell Chance|Chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />Deal 30 damage and cause bleeding (Grants [[Ceramic Grate]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ceramic centurion shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 9<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerates 8-16 HP per adventure]]<br />Bash a foe, dealing 30 damage and weakening them (Grants [[Ceramic Bash]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ceramic cestus}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +20%<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Punch a foe, dealing 30 damage and briefly stunning them (Grants [[Ceramic Punch]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ceramic celsiturometer}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerates 6-12 MP per adventure]]<br />Deals 60 Hot Damage to a foe and briefly stun them, but also make them very angry (Grants [[Ceramic Boil]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ceramic cerecloth belt}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +20%<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Deal 30 Spooky Damage to a target and weaken them (Grants [[Ceramic Skullgaze]])</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Porcoutfit.gif]][[File:Porcoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Suit]]
| {{StackItem|porcelain porkpie}}
| {{StackItem|porcelain porkpie}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Sleaze}} to all Pastamancer Spells</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Sleaze}} to all Pastamancer Spells</small>
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|  {{StackItem|porcelain phantom mask}}
|  {{StackItem|porcelain phantom mask}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Spooky}} to [[Bawdy Refrain]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Spooky}} to [[Bawdy Refrain]]</small>
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:chalkoutfit.gif]][[File:chalkoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Chalk Chostume]]
| {{StackItem|chalk chapeau}}
| <small>Hat:<br />+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />Regenerates 3-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]]<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| +5 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:chalktat.gif]]<br />[[Chalk Chostume Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|candy chalk}}
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chlamys}}
| <small>Back:<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chalice}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chinos}}
| <small>Pants:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chain}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+1 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk choker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+20% Pants Drops from Monsters<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Reindeeroutfit.gif]][[File:Reindeeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Cheerful Reindeer Suit]]
| {{StackItem|cheerful antler hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Reintat.gif]]<br />[[Cheerful Reindeer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Sweetened reindeer fat}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cheerful Crimbo sweater}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cheerful pajama pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Chiffonoutfit.gif]][[File:Chiffonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Chiffon Chiffinery]]
| {{StackItem|chiffon chapeau}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals Cold Damage each round]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Moxie]] +25%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Chiffontat.gif]]<br />[[Chiffon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|chiffon lemon}}
|-
| {{StackItem|chiffon chemise}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+10 {{element|Cold}}<br />+10 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals Sleaze Damage each round]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chiffon chakram}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 5-10<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals damage each round]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chiffon chamberpot}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals Stench Damage each round]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chiffon chaps}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals Spooky Damage each round]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chiffon chevrons}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +10<br />[[Spell Damage]] +10<br />[[Deleveling|Delevels]] your foe each round</small>


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| {{StackItem|Cloaca-Cola helmet}}
| {{StackItem|Cloaca-Cola helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Different adventures at the [[A Battlefield#In Cloaca-Cola Uniform|Battlefield]])
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Access to [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola1tat.gif]]<br />[[Cloaca-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola1tat.gif]]<br />[[Cloaca-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi grenade}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi grenade}}
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|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zombiepiratecostume.gif]][[File:Zombiepiratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:crimbucoutfit.gif]][[File:crimbucoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]]
| {{StackItem|cursed eyepatch}}
| {{StackItem|Crimbuccaneer tricorn}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50
| rowspan="3"| +30 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="2"| Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zompirtat.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Crimbuctat1.gif]][[Crimbuccaneer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|piece_of_after_eight}}
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|groggipop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Crimbuccaneer breeches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:skelepirate.gif]][[File:skelepirate_f.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume]]
| {{StackItem|cursed tricorn hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25<br />+10 Stat(s) per fight<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br>+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Skelepiratetat.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Skeleton Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|cursed chocolate doubloon}}
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed pirate cutlass}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25<br />+10 [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed swash buckle}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''50 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25<br />+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zombiepiratecostume.gif]][[File:Zombiepiratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
| {{StackItem|cursed eyepatch}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +30 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zompirtat.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|piece_of_after_eight}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed cutlass}}
| {{StackItem|cursed cutlass}}
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| {{StackItem|The Necbromancer's Shorts}}
| {{StackItem|The Necbromancer's Shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toothvatar.gif]][[File:Toothvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Dental Drip]]
| {{StackItem|tooth cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+25% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />[[Spell Damage]] +5</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% Candy Drops from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dentaltat.gif]]<br />[[Dental Drip Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|sampler size toothpaste}}
|-
| {{StackItem|cat o' nine teeth}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|toothy trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 50<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +10</small>


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| {{StackItem|Dinsey's pants}}
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's pants}}
| <small>Back:<br />''100 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15 to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br />[[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''100 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15 to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br />[[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's oculus}}
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's oculus}}
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|-
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's cloak}}
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's cloak}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's khakis}}
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's khakis}}
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|-
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's cape}}
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped.<br />+20% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+20% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's silky pants}}
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's silky pants}}
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| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi-Cola helmet}}
| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi-Cola helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Different adventures at the [[A Battlefield#In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform|Battlefield]])
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Access to [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola2tat.gif]]<br />[[Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola2tat.gif]]<br />[[Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cloaca grenade}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cloaca grenade}}
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| rowspan="2"| [[File:Eldritchvatar.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Equipage]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Eldritchvatar.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Equipage]]
| {{StackItem|Eldritch hat}}
| {{StackItem|Eldritch hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+40 Spooky {{element|Spooky}}<br />+40 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />+40 Spooky {{element|Spooky}}<br />+40 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="2"| +50% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="2"| +50% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Elditchtat.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Elditchtat.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Tattoo]]
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|-
| {{StackItem|Eldritch pants}}
| {{StackItem|Eldritch pants}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Maximum MP +40<br />Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br/>[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Maximum MP +40<br />Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Elfguardoutfit.gif]][[File:Elfguardoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Elf Guard Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|Elf Guard patrol cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50
| rowspan="2"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Elfguardtat1.gif]][[Elf Guard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|military candy cane}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Elf Guard hotpants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50</small>


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|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippycostume.gif]][[File:Hippycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit3.gif]][[File:Froutfit3_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|filthy knitted dread sack}}
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15</small>
| rowspan="2"| +5 {{element|Stench}}<br />(Allows shopping at [[The Hippy Store]].)
| rowspan="4"| +25% Pickpocket Chance
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippy.gif]]<br />[[Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat3.gif]]<br />[[Thief's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|herb brownies}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate Spider Queen}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Duke Vampire's regal cloak}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> +50% Combat Initiative</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Leggings of the Spider Queen}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> Maximum HP/MP +50</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|filthy corduroys}}
| {{StackItem|Master Thief's utility belt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -3</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> +5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rockoutfit.gif]][[File:Rockoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Floaty Fatigues]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit1.gif]][[File:Froutfit1_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|floaty rock helmet}}
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] (+40% total)
| rowspan="4"| Weapon Damage +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rock_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rock Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat1.gif]]<br />[[Warrior's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Rock Pops}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate Ogre Chieftain}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Dragonscale breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br />Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|floaty rock pants}}
| {{StackItem|The Ghoul King's ghoulottes}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br /> Maximum HP +100</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|floaty rock necklace}}
| {{StackItem|Belt of Ogrekind}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br /> +5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fratboycostume.gif]][[File:Fratboycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit2.gif]][[File:Froutfit2_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|Orcish baseball cap}}
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Mage's Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Different adventures at the [[Orcish Frat House#In Disguise|Frat House]]<br />Allows use of {{plural|roll of drink tickets}}<br />More booze from {{plural|handful of drink tickets|tickets}}
| rowspan="4"| Spell Damage +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:fratboytat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat2.gif]]<br />[[Wizard's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| Random bottle of [[:Category:Booze|Booze]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate "Phoenix"}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Nozzle of the Phoenix}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|homoerotic frat-paddle}}
| {{StackItem|The Archwizard's briefs}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 7 - 14<br />+4 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br /> Maximum MP +100</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Orcish cargo shorts}}
| {{StackItem|The Ley Incursion's waist}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br /> +5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Warfratoutfit.gif]][[File:Warfratoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Fiberoutfit.gif]][[File:Fiberoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Fiberglass Finery]]
| {{StackItem|beer helmet}}
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="6"| +50% Combat Initiative
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warfrattat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:fibertat.gif]]<br />[[Fiberglass Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| Three random [[shot of grapefruit schnapps|grapefruit]], [[shot of orange schnapps|orange]] or [[shot of tomato schnapps|tomato schnapps]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|fiberglass insulation}}
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass frock}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|distressed denim pants}}
| {{StackItem|fiberglass foil}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
| <small>Weapon (1-handed sword):<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 12 - 24<br />+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+10 to Monster Level<br />Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|bejeweled pledge pin}}
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fetish}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Caveman.gif]][[File:Caveman_f.gif]]<br />[[Frigid Northlands Garb]]
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fannypack}}
| {{StackItem|sealhide hood}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)<br />+15 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:nosealtat.gif]]<br />[[No Seals Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Northern pemmican}}
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide leggings}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide buckler}}
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fingerguard}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 7</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Combat Initiative +40%<br />+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br />Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Furrycostume.gif]][[File:Furrycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Furry Suit]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippycostume.gif]][[File:Hippycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|wolf mask}}
| {{StackItem|filthy knitted dread sack}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Complete Delusion]]<br />''(+4 [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]], +5 [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]])''</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -75%<br />[[Monster Level]] +5
| rowspan="2"| +5 {{element|Stench}}<br />(Allows shopping at [[The Hippy Store]].)
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Losertat.gif]]<br />[[Loser Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippy.gif]]<br />[[Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Tasty Fun Good rice candy}}
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|herb brownies}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|furry pants}}
| {{StackItem|filthy corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -3</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Ghastironoutfit.gif]][[File:Ghastironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ghast Iron Gear]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Flagstonevatar.gif]][[File:Flagstonevatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Flagstone Finery]]
| {{StackItem|ghast iron Garibaldi}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone fez}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Unleash dark rituals on your unsuspecting foes
| rowspan="4"| +20 {{element|Hot}}<br />+20 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="6"| Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Hotghosttat.gif]]<br />[[Hot Ghost Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Flagstonetat.gif]]<br />[[Flagstone Finery Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Hot 'n' Scarys}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Flag by the Foot™}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron cleaver}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone fleece}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''72 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 35<br />+15 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+15 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped<br />Lets you flex your muscles</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron heater shield}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone flail}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''75 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 11<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />[[Muscle]] +20%<br />+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />Lets you clobber your enemies</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron codpiece}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone flag}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+3% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]<br />Lets you hit your enemies with a big heavy flag</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Trashcostume.gif]][[File:Trashcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
| {{StackItem|giant discarded bottlecap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3<br />[[Mysticality]] -10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Mysticality]] +10<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Recyctat.gif]]<br />[[Recycling Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|alphabet gum}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|giant discarded plastic fork}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone flip-flops}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''62 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 16 - 31<br />+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />Lets you kick your enemies</small>
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| {{StackItem|giant discarded torn-up glove}}
| {{StackItem|flagstone fringe}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />[[Moxie]] -10</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +20%<br />+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped</small>


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| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gladiatar.gif]][[File:Gladiatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rockoutfit.gif]][[File:Rockoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Floaty Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|centurion helmet}}
| {{StackItem|floaty rock helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +7</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| +6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]]
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] (+40% total)
| rowspan="6"| [[File:spqktat.gif]]<br />[[SPQL Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rock_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rock Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Bit O' Quail Spleen}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Rock Pops}}
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| {{StackItem|gladiator tunica}}
| {{StackItem|floaty rock pants}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 [[HP]] per adventure</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|madius}}
| {{StackItem|floaty rock necklace}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+7 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
 
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| {{StackItem|radiator heater shield}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fratboycostume.gif]][[File:Fratboycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
| {{StackItem|Orcish baseball cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Different adventures at the [[Orcish Frat House#In Disguise|Frat House]]<br />Allows use of {{plural|roll of drink tickets}}<br />More booze from {{plural|handful of drink tickets|tickets}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:fratboytat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| Random bottle of [[:Category:Booze|Booze]]
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| {{StackItem|pteruges}}
| {{StackItem|Orcish frat-paddle}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 7 - 14<br />+4 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
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|-
| {{StackItem|Roman sadnals}}
| {{StackItem|Orcish cargo shorts}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugacostume.gif]][[File:Gnaugacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Hides]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Warfratoutfit.gif]][[File:Warfratoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide whip}}
| {{StackItem|beer helmet}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />+3% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 3
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugatat.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warfrattat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Gummi-Gnauga}}
| rowspan="3"| Three random [[shot of grapefruit schnapps|grapefruit]], [[shot of orange schnapps|orange]] or [[shot of tomato schnapps|tomato schnapps]]
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide buckler}}
| {{StackItem|distressed denim pants}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />All Attributes +3</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
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|-
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide chaps}}
| {{StackItem|bejeweled pledge pin}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +30</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Grasstume.gif]][[File:Grasstume_f.gif]]<br />[[Grass Guise]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Caveman.gif]][[File:Caveman_f.gif]]<br />[[Frigid Northlands Garb]]
| {{StackItem|Grass hat}}
| {{StackItem|sealhide hood}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[HP]] per adventure
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eggtat.gif]]<br />[[Oyster Egg Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:nosealtat.gif]]<br />[[No Seals Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|foie gras}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Northern pemmican}}
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide leggings}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide buckler}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 7</small>
 
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|grass blade}}
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Furrycostume.gif]][[File:Furrycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Furry Suit]]
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
| {{StackItem|wolf mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br/>[[Muscle]] +4<br/>[[Moxie]] -5</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -75%<br />[[Monster Level]] +5
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Losertat.gif]]<br />[[Loser Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Tasty Fun Good rice candy}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|grass skirt}}
| {{StackItem|furry pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:reaperoutfit.gif]][[File:reaperoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gaboutfit.gif]][[File:Gaboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Gabardine Guise]]
| {{StackItem|corrosive cowl}}
| {{StackItem|gabardine garibaldi}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br /> Slime Hates It, +30 {{element|Spooky}}, Stupendous {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Spell Damage +10<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Increases the damage of Saucegeyser</small>
| rowspan="3"| +100 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+100 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
| rowspan="6"| Maximum HP +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:reapertat.gif]]<br />[[Reaper Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:gabtat.gif]]<br />[[Gabardine Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Children of the candy corn}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Gabarbar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine gunnysack}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''No stat required''<br />Mysticality +10<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine gaiters}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Muscle +10<br />Weapon Damage +15<br />Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine garland}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Maximum MP +10<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />Makes your Headbutts restore HP</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|villainous scythe}}
| {{StackItem|gabardine girdle}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''150 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Damage: 20 - 40<br /> Slime Really Hates It, Weapon Damage +30%, +4% chance of Critical Hit</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Moxie +10<br />+20% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|corroded breeches}}
| {{StackItem|gabardine gloves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br /> Slime Hates It, Damage Absorption +50, +5% chance of Critical Hit</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns</small>


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|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogoutfit.gif]][[File:Yogoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hateful Habiliment]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Genieoutfit.gif]][[File:Genieoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Genie Garments]]
| {{StackItem|Lens of Hatred}}
| {{StackItem|genie's turbane}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped<br />Maximum HP +10</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="4"| +5% chance of Critical hit
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogtat.gif]]<br />[[Yog-Urt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Genietat.gif]]<br />[[Genie Lamp Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|worst candy}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|rainbow jellybean}}
|-
| {{StackItem|genie's scimitar}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed sword):<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Muscle +5 <br />Weapon Damage +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|genie's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />Maximum MP +10</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Staff of Simmering Hatred}}
| {{StackItem|genie's bracers}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Mysticality +5<br />Moxie +5</small>
 
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Cold Stone of Hatred}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Ghastironoutfit.gif]][[File:Ghastironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ghast Iron Gear]]
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
| {{StackItem|ghast iron Garibaldi}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
| rowspan="4"| +20 {{element|Hot}}<br />+20 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Hotghosttat.gif]]<br />[[Hot Ghost Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Hot 'n' Scarys}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Pantaloons of Hatred}}
| {{StackItem|ghast iron cleaver}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants [[Static Shock (pants)|Static Shock]]</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''72 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 35<br />+15 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+15 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred}}
| {{StackItem|ghast iron heater shield}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Makes running more comfortable (Restores [[HP]] when successfully [[Run Away|running from battle]])</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''75 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 11<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Girdle of Hatred}}
| {{StackItem|ghast iron codpiece}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +45%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Tightenable (Grants [[Tighten Girdle]])</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>


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|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radmineoutfit.gif]][[File:Radmineoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gingervatar.gif]][[File:Gingervatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Gingerbread Best]]
| {{StackItem|radiation-resistant helmet}}
| {{StackItem|gingerbread tophat}}
| <small>Hat:<br /> Power: 50<br />-10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
| rowspan="6"| +25% [[Sprinkles]] from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radminetat.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gingertat.gif]]<br />[[Gingerbread Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Glo-Pop}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Gingerbread bugbear}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|high-energy mining laser}}
| {{StackItem|Gingerbread waistcoat}}
| <small>Weapon:<br /> Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Fumble Chance|2x]] chance of fumble <br /> +20 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Shirt:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|servo-assisted exo-pants}}
| {{StackItem|Gingerbread trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -30%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hodgmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Hodgmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
| {{StackItem|Candy dress shoes}}
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's porkpie hat}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25 [[Hobo Power]]<br>(Grants [[summon hobo underling]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hodgmantat.gif]]<br />[[Hobo Glyph Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|roll of Hob-Os}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's lobsterskin pants}}
| {{StackItem|Candy necktie}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's bow tie}}
| {{StackItem|Chocolate pocketwatch}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20<br />[[Spell Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>


|-
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninjacostume.gif]][[File:Ninjacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Trashcostume.gif]][[File:Trashcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
| {{StackItem|cold ninja mask}}
| {{StackItem|giant discarded bottlecap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3<br />[[Mysticality]] -10</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[Mysticality]] +10<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninja.gif]]<br />[[Ninja Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Recyctat.gif]]<br />[[Recycling Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cold Hots candy}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|alphabet gum}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|icy-hot katana}}
| {{StackItem|giant discarded plastic fork}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''62 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 16 - 31<br />+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Ninja hot pants}}
| {{StackItem|giant discarded torn-up glove}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 70<br />+4 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />[[Moxie]] -10</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Clayoutfit.gif]][[File:Clayoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gladiatar.gif]][[File:Gladiatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
| {{StackItem|hot daub bun}}
| {{StackItem|centurion helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''27 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +7</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="6"| +6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Claytat.gif]]<br />[[Clay Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:spqktat.gif]]<br />[[SPQL Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|daub-breaker}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Bit O' Quail Spleen}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|foot-long hot daub}}
| {{StackItem|gladiator tunica}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''27 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 17<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| <small>Shirt:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 [[HP]] per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|hot daub stand}}
| {{StackItem|madius}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''27 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+7 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Coldhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Coldhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
| {{StackItem|radiator heater shield}}
| {{StackItem|Frosty's old silk hat}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Muscle +20%<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Cold}}<br>(Grants [[Overload Discarded Refrigerator]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Colhobotat.gif]]<br />[[Snowballs Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|frostbite-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Frosty's nailbat}}
| {{StackItem|pteruges}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Muscle +30%<br/>+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br/><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Frosty's carrot}}
| {{StackItem|Roman sadnals}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br/>Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
 


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Knightvatar.gif]][[File:Knightvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Knight's Armor]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugacostume.gif]][[File:Gnaugacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Hides]]
| {{StackItem|Helm of the white knight}}
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide whip}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />Regenerate 2-5 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />+3% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% Pickpocket Chance
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 3
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bknight.gif]]<br />[[Black Knight Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugatat.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Pawn cookie}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Gummi-Gnauga}}
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| {{StackItem|Trousers of the white knight}}
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide buckler}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power:60 <br />All Attributes +3<br />Maximum [[HP]]/[[MP]] +15</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />All Attributes +3</small>
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| {{StackItem|Wristwatch of the white knight}}
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide chaps}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''15 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped.
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +30</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Guardcostume.gif]][[File:Guardcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwgovatar.gif]][[File:vwgovatar_f.gif]]<br /> [[Government-Issued Garb]]
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite helm}}
| {{StackItem|government-issued eyeshade}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle]] +3</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Moxie Gains]]<br />+25 Damage vs. Ghosts<br />+5 [[Pool Skill]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle]] +7
| rowspan="3"| +25% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br /> +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eliteguard.gif]]<br />[[Elite Guard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwgovttat.gif]]<br />[[Government-Issued Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin steroids}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|government-issued candy}}
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| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite polearm}}
| {{StackItem|government-issued slacks}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 6 - 12<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Muscle Gains]]<br />+25% Damage vs. Skeletons<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite pants}}
| {{StackItem|government-issued necktie}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Moxie]] +3</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Mysticality Gains]]<br />+25% Damage vs Zombies<br />+X% [[Meat from Monsters]]</small>


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| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremcostume.gif]][[File:Haremcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Grasstume.gif]][[File:Grasstume_f.gif]]<br />[[Grass Guise]]
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem veil}}
| {{StackItem|Grass hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10</small>
| rowspan="2"| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="3"| [[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[HP]] per adventure
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremgirl.gif]]<br />[[Harem Girl Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eggtat.gif]]<br />[[Oyster Egg Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin love potion}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|foie gras}}
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| {{StackItem|grass blade}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
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| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem pants}}
| {{StackItem|grass skirt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie]] +1</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +5</small>


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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revturtletamer.gif]][[File:Revturtletamer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:reaperoutfit.gif]][[File:reaperoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Elder Turtle Shell}}
| {{StackItem|corrosive cowl}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+3 to Familiar Weight</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''150 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+30 {{element|Spooky}}<br />Stupendous {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Hates It</small>
| rowspan="4"| +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
| rowspan="3"| +100 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+100 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass2.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:reapertat.gif]]<br />[[Reaper Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate turtle totem}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Children of the candy corn}}
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| {{StackItem|villainous scythe}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''150 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Really Hates It<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|corroded breeches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Hates It<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +50<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
 
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| {{StackItem|Flail of the Seven Aspects}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:guzzlroutfit.gif]][[File:guzzlroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Guzzlr Uniform]]
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +15<br />Never Fumble<br />Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod<br />Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails</small>
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Earn 25% more stats from [[Guzzlr tablet|guzzlr deliveries]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:guzzlrtattoo.gif]]<br />[[Guzzlr Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| A random booze item (see [[A repeat Guzzlr customer|this list]])
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| {{StackItem|Galapagosian Cuisses}}
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br /></small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Get more [[guzzlrbuck|Guzzlrbucks]] for successful deliveries</small>
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| {{StackItem|Garter of the Turtle Poacher}}
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr shoes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />Make [[Guzzlr tablet|Guzzlr deliveries]] in less time</small>


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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revdiscobandit.gif]][[File:Revdiscobandit_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogoutfit.gif]][[File:Yogoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hateful Habiliment]]
| {{StackItem|Disco 'Fro Pick}}
| {{StackItem|Lens of Hatred}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +11%</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass5.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogtat.gif]]<br />[[Yog-Urt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate disco ball}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|worst candy}}
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| {{StackItem|Staff of Simmering Hatred}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%</small>
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| {{StackItem|Cold Stone of Hatred}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
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| {{StackItem|Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo}}
| {{StackItem|Pantaloons of Hatred}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />+23% Meat from Monsters<br />+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants [[Static Shock (pants)|Static Shock]])</small>
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| {{StackItem|Volartta's bellbottoms}}
| {{StackItem|Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +11</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Makes running more comfortable (Restores [[HP]] when successfully [[Run Away|running from battle]])</small>
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| {{StackItem|Bling of the New Wave}}
| {{StackItem|Girdle of Hatred}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +45%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Tightenable (Grants [[Tighten Girdle]])</small>


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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revaccordionthief.gif]][[File:Revaccordionthief_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radmineoutfit.gif]][[File:Radmineoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
| {{StackItem|El Sombrero De Lopez}}
| {{StackItem|radiation-resistant helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +7</small>
| <small>Hat:<br /> Power: 50<br />-10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Pickpocket]] bonus
| rowspan="3"| Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass6.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radminetat.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate stolen accordion}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Glo-Pop}}
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| {{StackItem|The Trickster's Trikitixa}}
| {{StackItem|high-energy mining laser}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +15<br/>Ranged Damage +23<br/>+11% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>Special Attack: Extreme High Note</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br /> Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Fumble Chance|2x]] chance of fumble <br /> +20 {{element|Hot}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|Lederhosen of the Night}}
| {{StackItem|servo-assisted exo-pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -30%</small>
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| {{StackItem|La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />Keep 1 additional song in your head</small>


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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revpastamancer.gif]][[File:Revpastamancer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hodgmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Hodgmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
| {{StackItem|Colander of Em-er'il}}
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's porkpie hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
| rowspan="4"| Pasta Ghosts Level Up Faster (+1 [[Pasta Guardians|Pasta Guardian]] Experience Per Fight)
| rowspan="3"| +25 [[Hobo Power]]<br>(Grants [[summon hobo underling]])
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass3.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hodgmantat.gif]]<br />[[Hobo Glyph Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate pasta spoon}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|roll of Hob-Os}}
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| {{StackItem|Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords}}
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's lobsterskin pants}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />+50% Food Drops from Monsters<br />Combat Initiative +40%<br />Special Attack: Noodles of Fire</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|Angelhair Culottes}}
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's bow tie}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day<br /></small>


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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsauceror.gif]][[File:Revsauceror_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninjacostume.gif]][[File:Ninjacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Ancient Saucehelm}}
| {{StackItem|cold ninja mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +11</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="4"| Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass4.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Sauceror Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninja.gif]]<br />[[Ninja Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate saucepan}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cold Hots candy}}
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| {{StackItem|Windsor Pan of the Source}}
| {{StackItem|icy-hot katana}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />Spell Damage +23<br />+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit<br />Special Attack: Saucemageddon</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|Newman's Own Trousers}}
| {{StackItem|Ninja hot pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 70<br />+4 {{element|Hot}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Clayoutfit.gif]][[File:Clayoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*<br /></small>
| {{StackItem|hot daub bun}}
 
| <small>Hat:<br />''27 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Claytat.gif]]<br />[[Clay Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|daub-breaker}}
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| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsealclubber.gif]][[File:Revsealclubber_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎]]
| {{StackItem|foot-long hot daub}}
| {{StackItem|Scalp of Gorgolok}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''27 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 17<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Weapon Damage +11</small>
| rowspan="4"| +100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass1.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate seal-clubbing club}}
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| {{StackItem|Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr}}
| {{StackItem|hot daub stand}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +23<br />+10% chance of Critical Hit<br />+20 Physical Damage<br />Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''27 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|Krakrox's Loincloth}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Coldhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Coldhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
| {{StackItem|Frosty's old silk hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Muscle +20%<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Cold}}<br>(Grants [[Overload Discarded Refrigerator]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Colhobotat.gif]]<br />[[Snowballs Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|frostbite-flavored Hob-O}}
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| {{StackItem|Claw of the Infernal Seal}}
| {{StackItem|Frosty's nailbat}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*<br /></small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Muscle +30%<br/>+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br/><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Luniform.gif]][[File:Luniform_f.gif]]<br />[[Luniform]]
| {{StackItem|Frosty's carrot}}
| {{StackItem|Moonthril Circlet}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br/>Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%</small>
 
| rowspan="3"| Weapon Damage +25%<br>Spell Damage +25%
 
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lunartat.gif]]<br />[[Lunar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Comet Drop}}
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| {{StackItem|Moonthril Flamberge}}<br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br />{{StackItem|Moonthril Longbow}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Knightvatar.gif]][[File:Knightvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Knight's Armor]]
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%</small><br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br /><small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>
| {{StackItem|Helm of the white knight}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />Regenerate 2-5 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% Pickpocket Chance
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bknight.gif]]<br />[[Black Knight Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Pawn cookie}}
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| {{StackItem|Moonthril Greaves}}
| {{StackItem|Trousers of the white knight}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power:60 <br />All Attributes +3<br />Maximum [[HP]]/[[MP]] +15</small>
 
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| rowspan="2"| [[File:Gmerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Gmerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear]]
| {{StackItem|Wristwatch of the white knight}}
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator mask}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''15 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped.
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
 
| rowspan="2"| +3% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Colosseum|the Mer-kin Colosseum]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkgtat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltmint}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Guardcostume.gif]][[File:Guardcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite helm}}
 
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle]] +3</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle]] +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eliteguard.gif]]<br />[[Elite Guard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin steroids}}
|-
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| rowspan="2"| [[File:Smerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Smerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite polearm}}
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar mask}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 6 - 12<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="2"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Library|the Mer-kin Library]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkstat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltsquid}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar tailpiece}}
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Moxie]] +3</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minercostume.gif]][[File:Minercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Mining Gear]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremcostume.gif]][[File:Haremcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|miner's helmet}}
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem veil}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br/>(Allows mining [[Deep Inside the Knob Shaft]] and [[Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine]])
| rowspan="2"| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minertat.gif]]<br />[[Miner Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremgirl.gif]]<br />[[Harem Girl Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|dwarf bread}}
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin love potion}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|7-Foot Dwarven mattock}}
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem pants}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie]] +1</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|miner's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Dnaoutfit.gif]][[File:Dnaoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Couture]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:latheoutfit.gif]][[File:latheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Lathed Livery]]
| {{StackItem|parasitic headgnawer}}
| {{StackItem|hemlock helm}}
| <small>Hat::<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle]] +100%<br />+30 [[Monster Level]]<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
| rowspan="4"| Release Your Inner Mutant<br>(Allows the use of the [[Strangle]], [[Disarm]] and [[Entangle]] skills)<br />(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)
| rowspan="4"| +15 [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:dnatat.gif]]<br />[[DNA Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:lathetat.gif]]<br />[[Lathe Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Gummi-DNA}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|fistful of wood shavings}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|parasitic claw}}
| {{StackItem|balsam barrel}}
| <small>Weapon::<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 6<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|+X Weapon Damage]]</small>
| <small>Back:<br />'''50 [[muscle]] required''<br />All Attributes +50%<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />Regenerate 10-20 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Parasitic strangleworm}}
| {{StackItem|purpleheart "pants"}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction: X]] +20</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie]] +100%<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Advenutre(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Parasitic tentacles}}
| {{StackItem|wormwood wedding ring}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Combat Initiative|Combat Initiative +X%]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''50 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +100%<br />+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+30 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+30 {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+3)</small>
 
|-
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:oilvatar.gif]][[File:oilvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Oil Rig]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revturtletamer.gif]][[File:Revturtletamer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
| {{StackItem|oil cap}}
| {{StackItem|Elder Turtle Shell}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''42 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 115<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+3 to Familiar Weight</small>
| rowspan="3"| +30% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="4"| +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
| rowspan="3"| [[File:oiltat.gif]]<br />[[Oil Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass2.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|crude crudités}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate turtle totem}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|oil lamp}}
| {{StackItem|Flail of the Seven Aspects}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +15<br />Never Fumble<br />Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod<br />Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|oil slacks}}
| {{StackItem|Galapagosian Cuisses}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Combat Initiative +20%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br /></small>
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lumbercostume.gif]][[File:Lumbercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|Garter of the Turtle Poacher}}
| {{StackItem|balaclava}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
 
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Canadiatat.gif]]<br />[[Little Canadia Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|maple syrup}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|los chinos}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revdiscobandit.gif]][[File:Revdiscobandit_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
| <small>Pants:<br />''12 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 55<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>
| {{StackItem|Disco 'Fro Pick}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +11%</small>
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass5.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate disco ball}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|disbelief suspenders}}
| {{StackItem|Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />+23% Meat from Monsters<br />+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmoutfit.gif]][[File:palmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|Volartta's bellbottoms}}
| {{StackItem|extra-large palm-frond toupee}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +11</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmtat.gif]]<br />[[Palm Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bit-o-cactus}} <br />''or''<br />{{StackItem|honey-dipped locust}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|palm-frond whip}}
| {{StackItem|Bling of the New Wave}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 5<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|palm-frond capris}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''55  [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 140<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Clipoutfit.gif]][[File:Clipoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Paperclippery]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revaccordionthief.gif]][[File:Revaccordionthief_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎]]
| {{StackItem|paperclip turban}}
| {{StackItem|El Sombrero De Lopez}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +5<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +7</small>
| rowspan="4"| Helpful!<br>(Can prevent an enemy attack)
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Pickpocket]] bonus
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Cliptat.gif]]<br />[[Paperclip Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass6.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|elderly jawbreaker}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate stolen accordion}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip pants}}
| {{StackItem|The Trickster's Trikitixa}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +15<br/>Ranged Damage +23<br/>+11% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>Special Attack: Extreme High Note</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip-on tie}}
| {{StackItem|Lederhosen of the Night}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip cape}}
| {{StackItem|La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Regenerate 5-7 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />Keep 1 additional song in your head</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:macheoutfit.gif]][[File:macheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pinata Provisions]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revpastamancer.gif]][[File:Revpastamancer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
| {{StackItem|papier-mitre}}
| {{StackItem|Colander of Em-er'il}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />Helps you describe things</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"|[[Damage Reduction]]: 15
| rowspan="4"| Pasta Thralls will occasionally act more experienced
| rowspan="3"|[[File:rad_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rad Lib Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass3.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"|{{StackItem|pile of candy}}  
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate pasta spoon}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|papier-mâchuridars}}
| {{StackItem|Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Improves Things</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />+50% Food Drops from Monsters<br />Combat Initiative +40%<br />Special Attack: Noodles of Fire</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|papier-masque}}
| {{StackItem|Angelhair Culottes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10<br />Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure<br />Makes your possessions seem more interesting
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigironoutfit.gif]][[File:pigironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pork Elf Prizes]]
| {{StackItem|Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental}}
| {{StackItem|pig-iron helm}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day<br /></small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7, [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigirontat.gif]]<br />[[Pig Iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Elvish delight}}
|-
| {{StackItem|pig-iron shinguards}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6, [[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pig-iron bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8, [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radioheadoutfit.gif]][[File:Radioheadoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Primitive Radio Duds]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsauceror.gif]][[File:Revsauceror_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎]]
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}}
| {{StackItem|Ancient Saucehelm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +11</small>
| rowspan="3"| Slight Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="4"| Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Vol_tat.gif]]<br />[[Notes Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass4.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Sauceror Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| none
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate saucepan}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Windsor Pan of the Source}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />Spell Damage +23<br />+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit<br />Special Attack: Saucemageddon</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}}
| {{StackItem|Newman's Own Trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}}
| {{StackItem|Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />All Attributes +10</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*<br /></small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobooutfit.gif]][[File:hothobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsealclubber.gif]][[File:Revsealclubber_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎]]
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat}}
| {{StackItem|Scalp of Gorgolok}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br /> +30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Weapon Damage +11</small>
| rowspan="3"| +40 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br>Restores 20-30 MP per adventure<br>(Grants [[Start Trash Fire]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="4"| +100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobotat.gif]]<br />[[Burning Tire Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass1.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|sterno-flavored Hob-O}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate seal-clubbing club}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ash can}}
| {{StackItem|Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Hot<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +23<br />+10% chance of Critical Hit<br />+20 Physical Damage<br />Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Krakrox's Loincloth}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ol' britches}}
| {{StackItem|Claw of the Infernal Seal}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200  [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br>Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br><br>(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*<br /></small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rkolcostume.gif]][[File:Rkolcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Radio Free Regalia]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Loofahvatar.gif]][[File:Loofahvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Loofah Loungewear]]
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Baseball Cap}}
| {{StackItem|loofah lumberjack's hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]<br />''([[Moxie]] +20)''</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerates]] 15-25 HP per adventure<br />Feels good on your head
| rowspan="3"| Never Fumble
| rowspan="6"| [[Damage Absorption]] +200
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radiotat.gif]]<br />[[Radio Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Loofahtat.gif]]<br />[[Loofah Loungewear Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| None
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|chocolate-covered loofah}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Foil}}
| {{StackItem|loofah ladle}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]<br />''([[Muscle]] +20)''</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />Damage: 5-10<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum MP +30<br />Lets you sling cold stew at your enemies</small>
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| {{StackItem|Radio Free Pants}}
| {{StackItem|loofah lederhosen}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Free Bird]]<br />''([[Mysticality]] +20)''</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerates]] 10-20 MP per adventure<br />You often find loose Meat in them</small>
 
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| rowspan="8"|[[File:bossoutfit.gif]][[File:bossoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
| {{StackItem|loofah lavalier}}
| {{StackItem|Helm of the Scream Emperor}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum HP/MP +20<br />Lets you unleash lava on your foes</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| rowspan="8"| All Attributes +10%
| rowspan="8"| [[File:bosstat.gif]]
| rowspan="8"| {{StackItem|Boss Drops}}
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| {{StackItem|Cloak of Dire Shadows}}
| {{StackItem|loofah legwarmers}}
| <small>Back item:<br />Maximum MP +40<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerates]] 5-15 MP per adventure<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerates]] 5-15 HP per adventure<br />They keep your legs warm</small>
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| {{StackItem|Sword of Dark Omens}}
| {{StackItem|loofah lei}}
| <small>1-handed weapon:<br />Damage: 12 - 24<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Spell Damage +50%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum HP +40<br />Lets you lasso your foes</small>
 
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Luniform.gif]][[File:Luniform_f.gif]]<br />[[Luniform]]
| {{StackItem|Moonthril Circlet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Weapon Damage +25%<br>Spell Damage +25%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lunartat.gif]]<br />[[Lunar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Comet Drop}}
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| {{StackItem|Moonthril Flamberge}}<br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br />{{StackItem|Moonthril Longbow}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%</small><br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br /><small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>
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| {{StackItem|Moonthril Greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>
 
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| rowspan="6"| [[File:marbleoutfit.gif]][[File:marbleoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Marble Materials]]
| {{StackItem|marble mariachi hat}}
| <small>Hat: <br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+10 [[Monster Level]] <br /> [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30% <br /> Damages enemies who hit you</small>
| rowspan="6"| +10 [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:marbletat.gif]]<br />[[Marble Materials Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Mallomarbles}}
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| {{StackItem|Shield of Icy Fate}}
| {{StackItem|marble mantle}}
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />Damage Reduction: 7<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Back: <br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]:10<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
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| {{StackItem|Greaves of the Murk Lord}}
| {{StackItem|marble mignonette bowl}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Off-hand: <br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerates]] 4-8 MP per adventure<br />+40 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
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| {{StackItem|Boots of Twilight Whispers}}
| {{StackItem|marble maebari}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Combat Initiative +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Pants: <br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
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| {{StackItem|Belt of Howling Anger}}
| {{StackItem|marble magnet}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Accessory: <br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
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| {{StackItem|Gauntlets of the Blood Moon}}
| {{StackItem|marble medallion}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />Maximum HP +75<br />+5% Item Drops from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Accessory: <br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisoncostume.gif]][[File:Orbisoncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Gmerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Gmerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear]]
| {{StackItem|clingfilm cap}}
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 [[MP]] per adventure</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +15
| rowspan="2"| +3% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Colosseum|the Mer-kin Colosseum]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisontat.gif]]<br /> [[Roy Orbison Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkgtat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fruitfilm}}
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltmint}}
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| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>
 
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| {{StackItem|clingfilm trousers}}
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Smerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Smerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments]]
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality]] +9</small>
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="2"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Library|the Mer-kin Library]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkstat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltsquid}}
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| {{StackItem|clingfilm slippers}}
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar tailpiece}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>
 
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| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailoroutfit.gif]][[file:sailoroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Seafaring Suit]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Meteoravatar.gif]][[File:Meteoravatar f.gif]]<br />[[Meteor Masquerade]]
| {{StackItem|foam commodore's hat}}
| {{StackItem|Meteortarboard}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power:200<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />Spell Damage +25%</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-8 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Mysticality]] +15%<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +100% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="6"| +50% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailortat.gif]]<br />[[Sailor Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Meteortat.gif]]<br />[[Meteoroid Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy crayons}}
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|cocoa chondrule}}
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| {{StackItem|miniature deck cannon}}
| {{StackItem|Shooting morning star}}          
| <small>Weapon:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Ranged Damage +25<br />Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure</small>
| <small>Weapon (1-handed flail):<br />[[Muscle]] +15%<br />+15 {{element|Hot}}<br />Successful hit weakens opponent</small>
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| {{StackItem|foam naval trousers}}
| {{StackItem|Meteorb}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Combat Initiative +50%</small>
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[Mysticality]] +5<br />Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10%<br />Contributes {{element|Hot}} to your spells</small>
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:slimeoutfit.gif]][[File:slimeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Slimesuit]]
| {{StackItem|Meteorite guard}}
| {{StackItem|hardened slime hat}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Damage Reduction: 10<br />Muscle +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Slimetat.gif]]<br />[[Slime Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Good 'n' Slimy}}
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| {{StackItem|hardened slime pants}}
| {{StackItem|Asteroid belt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Never Fumble<br />Moxie +20%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50%<br />Deflects 25% of enemy attacks</small>
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| {{StackItem|hardened slime belt}}
| {{StackItem|Meteorthopedic shoes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />200 [[Mysticality]] required<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure<br />Mysticality +20%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%<br />[[Moxie]] +15%<br />+5  [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Potterysuit.gif]][[File:Potterysuit_f.gif]]<br />[[Smoked Pottery]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Mimeatar.gif]][[File:Mimeatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Miming Regalia]]
| {{StackItem|pottery hat}}
| {{StackItem|Miming beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 45<br />Slight {{element|Cold|resistance}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Hot}}
| rowspan="5"| [[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:potterytat.gif]]<br />[[Pottery Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Mimetat.gif]]<br />[[Mime Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hotash.gif]]<br />[[volcanic ash]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Good 'n' Quiet}}
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| {{StackItem|Miming shirt}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|Miming corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|pottery shield}}
| {{StackItem|Miming gloves}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />No stat required<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
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| {{StackItem|pottery training pants}}
| {{StackItem|Miming boots}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br /></small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />No stat required<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>


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| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochav.gif]][[File:Smoochav_f.gif]]<br />[[SMOOCH Army Uniform]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minercostume.gif]][[File:Minercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Mining Gear]]
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH breastplate}}
| {{StackItem|miner's helmet}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''37 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 105<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="5"| Hurt those who touch you even more!
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br/>(Allows mining [[Deep Inside the Knob Shaft]] and [[Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine]])
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochtat.gif]]<br />[[Smooch Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minertat.gif]]<br />[[Miner Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Hersey™ SMOOCH}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|dwarf bread}}
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| {{StackItem|7-Foot Dwarven mattock}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|miner's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>
 
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| rowspan="6"| [[File:Mossoutfit.gif]][[File:Mossoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Moss Mufti]]
| {{StackItem|moss mitre}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />[[Soul Genuflection|Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal]]
| rowspan="6"| Maximum [[HP]] +25%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Mosstat.gif]]<br />[[Moss Mufti Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|moss floss}}
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| {{StackItem|moss mantle}}
| <small>Back:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />[[Drop Mantle|Lets you delevel and stun a foe]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|SMOOCH codpiece}}
| {{StackItem|moss mace}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />Damage: 5-10<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />[[Moss Mugging|Lets you mug a foe]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|SMOOCH bracers}}
| {{StackItem|moss megaphone}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''27 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +15<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Megaphone Whisper|Whisper with the voice of the Great Turtle Spirits]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|SMOOCH kneepads}}
| {{StackItem|moss medal}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />[[Brandish Moss Medal|Lets you impress your pasta thrall]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|SMOOCH spaulders}}
| {{StackItem|moss marlinspike}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''32 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +25<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]<br />Gives you an additional [[Pickpocketing]] attempt</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Snowmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Suit]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:mushoutfit.gif]][[File:mushoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mushroom Masquerade]]
| {{StackItem|snow hat}}
| {{StackItem|mushroom cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />+25 to [[Monster Level]]<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Cold}}
| rowspan="4"| All Attributes +25%<br />Maximum [[HP]]/[[MP]] +25<br />+50% [[Combat Initiative]]<br />+5 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]<br />+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Serious Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmantat.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:mushtat.gif]]<br />[[Mushroom Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|snowball}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Marshroom}}
|-
| {{StackItem|mushroom shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />[[Muscle]] +40<br />[[Mysticality]] -20<br />[[Moxie]] -20<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you.]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|mushroom pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +40<br />[[Muscle]] -20<br />[[Mysticality]] -20<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be much less attracted to you.]]</small>
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| {{StackItem|snow pants}}
| {{StackItem|mushroom badge}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Hot|resistance}}</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +40<br />[[Muscle]] -20<br />[[Moxie]] -20<br />-25 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
 
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| {{StackItem|snow belly}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Dnaoutfit.gif]][[File:Dnaoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Couture]]
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+6 Cold Damage</small>
| {{StackItem|parasitic headgnawer}}
 
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.]]</small>
| rowspan="4"| Release Your Inner Mutant<br>(Allows the use of the [[Strangle]], [[Disarm]] and [[Entangle]] skills)<br />(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)
| rowspan="4"| [[File:dnatat.gif]]<br />[[DNA Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Gummi-DNA}}
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:spacebeastavatar.gif]][[File:spacebeastavatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Furs]]
| {{StackItem|parasitic claw}}
| {{StackItem|space beast fur hat}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 6<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|+X Weapon Damage]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 25
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sbeasttat.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy UFOs}}
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| {{StackItem|space beast fur whip}}
| {{StackItem|Parasitic strangleworm}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction: X]] +20</small>
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| {{StackItem|space beast fur pants}}
| {{StackItem|Parasitic tentacles}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Combat Initiative|Combat Initiative +X%]]</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunkvatar.gif]][[File:Spelunkvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker's Gear]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwmutatar.gif]][[File:vwmutatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Parts Apparel]]
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's fedora}}
| {{StackItem|mutant crown}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +10%<br/ >+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| <small>Hat: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+25%<br />Regenerates 25-50 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%<br />+50 to [[Monster Level]]<br />
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunktat.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwmuttat.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Spechunky bar}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|mutated candy lump}}
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|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's whip}}
| {{StackItem|mutant arm}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 1-2<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]</small>
| <small>Weapon: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />+5 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%</small>
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|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's khakis}}
| {{StackItem|mutant legs}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]</small>
| <small>Pants: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Starcostume.gif]][[File:Starcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Star Garb]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:oilvatar.gif]][[File:oilvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Oil Rig]]
| {{StackItem|star hat}}
| {{StackItem|oil cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''42 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 115<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +7
| rowspan="3"| +30% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Startat.gif]]<br />[[Star Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:oiltat.gif]]<br />[[Oil Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Senior Mints}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|crude crudités}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|star buckler}}
| {{StackItem|oil lamp}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''67 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />All Attributes +2</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|star pants}}
| {{StackItem|oil slacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Combat Initiative +20%</small>
 
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Suckeroutfit.gif]][[File:Suckeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lumbercostume.gif]][[File:Lumbercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|sucker kabuto}}
| {{StackItem|balaclava}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lollitat.gif]]<br />[[Lollipop Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Canadiatat.gif]]<br />[[Little Canadia Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Atomic Pop}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|maple syrup}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker hakama}}
| {{StackItem|los chinos}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''12 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 55<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker tachi}}
| {{StackItem|disbelief suspenders}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Piratecostume.gif]][[File:Piratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Swashbuckling Getup]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmoutfit.gif]][[File:palmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|eyepatch}}
| {{StackItem|extra-large palm-frond toupee}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 25<br />[[Moxie]] +2</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +7<br />(Different adventures at [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)|The Pirate's Cove]])
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pirate.gif]]<br />[[Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmtat.gif]]<br />[[Palm Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bottle of rum}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bit-o-cactus}} <br />''or''<br />{{StackItem|honey-dipped locust}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|swashbuckling pants}}
| {{StackItem|palm-frond whip}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +4</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 5<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stuffed shoulder parrot}}
| {{StackItem|palm-frond capris}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''55  [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 140<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30</small>


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| rowspan="6"| [[File:Polyoutfit.gif]][[File:Polyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Suit]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Clipoutfit.gif]][[File:Clipoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Paperclippery]]
| {{StackItem|polyester panama hat}}
| {{StackItem|paperclip turban}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br>+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br>Adds Damage to Disco Dances</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +5<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="6"| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="4"| Helpful!<br>(Can prevent an enemy attack)
| rowspan="6"| [[File:polytat.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Cliptat.gif]]<br />[[Paperclip Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|polyeaster egg}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|elderly jawbreaker}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester parachute}}
| {{StackItem|paperclip pants}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Item_Drops|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]<br>[[Fury]] Increases Your [[Combat Initiative|Initiative]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester peeler}}
| {{StackItem|paperclip-on tie}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed utensil):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage:5-10<br>[[Spell Damage]] +20%<br>Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br>Increases the Damage of [[Stuffed Mortar Shell]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Regenerate 5-7 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
 
|-
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| {{StackItem|polyester pad}}
| rowspan="6"| [[File:para_outfit.gif]][[File:para_outfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Paraffinalia]]
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)<br>Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br>[[Shieldbutt|Shieldbutting]] [[Stun|Stuns]] [[Monsters|Bad Guys]]</small>
| {{StackItem|paraffin pith helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br /> +10 {{element|Cold}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
| rowspan="6"|+50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+100% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:para_tat.gif]]<br />[[Paraffinalia Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Para-Pop}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pettipants}}
| {{StackItem|paraffin poncho}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)<br>Makes [[Curse of Vichyssoise]] Way Better
| <small>Back:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pulsera}}
| {{StackItem|paraffin pseudoaccordion}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />+10% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br>Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
 
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttapeoutfit.gif]][[File:ducttapeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tapered Threads]]
| {{StackItem|paraffin palazzos}}
| {{StackItem|duct tape fedora}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysicality]] +12<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Combat Initiative]] +30%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttat.gif]]<br />[[Duct Tape Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Angry Farmer's Wife Candy}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape sword}}
| {{StackItem|paraffin punching bag}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''82 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 39<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
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|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape dockers}}
| {{StackItem|paraffin pendant}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />All Attributes +6<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sleazehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Sleazehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:macheoutfit.gif]][[File:macheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pinata Provisions]]
| {{StackItem|Chester's bag of candy}}
| {{StackItem|papier-mitre}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />+30 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Moxie +10%<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only) </small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />Helps you describe things</small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 Damage to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br>Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%<br>(Grants [[Hypnotize Hobo]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"|[[Damage Reduction]]: 15
| rowspan="3"| [[File:slehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Greasy Bacon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"|[[File:rad_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rad Lib Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fry-oil-flavored Hob-O}}
| rowspan="3"|{{StackItem|pile of candy}}  
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's cutoffs}}
| {{StackItem|papier-mâchuridars}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious Hot Resistance<br />Serious Stench Resistance<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Improves Things</small>
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|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's moustache}}
| {{StackItem|papier-masque}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10<br />Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure<br />Makes your possessions seem more interesting


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| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowncostume.gif]][[File:clowncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrifying Clown Suit]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:prealmoutfit.gif]][[File:prealmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[PirateRealm Assortment]]
| {{StackItem|foolscap fool's cap}}
| {{StackItem|PirateRealm party hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -2</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br /> Gain more [[FunPoints]] during PirateRealm adventures</small>
| rowspan="5"| +5 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="5"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowntat.gif]]<br />[[Clown Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:prealmtat.gif]]<br />[[PirateRealm Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Brick}}
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|one piece of bubble gum}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bloody clown pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|big red clown nose}}
| {{StackItem|conquistador's breastplate}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +7</small>
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power 80<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]] (+2)<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|piratical blunderbuss}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+30% Booze Drops from Monsters</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|polka-dot bow tie}}
| {{StackItem|pirate radio ring}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+2 {{element|Stench}}<br />+2 {{element|Hot}}<br />+2 {{element|Cold}}<br />+2 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|clown shoes}}
| {{StackItem|plush sea serpent}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +7</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />-100 to [[Monster Level]] (Underwater Only)</small>


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|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Towelcostume.gif]][[File:Towelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrycloth Tackle]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigironoutfit.gif]][[File:pigironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pork Elf Prizes]]
| {{StackItem|makeshift turban}}
| {{StackItem|pig-iron helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Interferes with your vision<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7, [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Absorption]] +30
| rowspan="3"| [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toweltat.gif]]<br />[[42 Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigirontat.gif]]<br />[[Pig Iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|toothbrush}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Elvish delight}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift skirt}}
| {{StackItem|pig-iron shinguards}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6, [[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift cape}}
| {{StackItem|pig-iron bracers}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''35 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8, [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]][[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radioheadoutfit.gif]][[File:Radioheadoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Primitive Radio Duds]]
| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new hat}}
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| Increased transparency
| rowspan="3"| Slight Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Vol_tat.gif]]<br />[[Notes Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new cookie}}
| rowspan="3"| none
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new shirt}}
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new pants}}
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />All Attributes +10</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokesterav.gif]][[File:Jokesterav_f.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Costume]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Psychicoutfit.gif]][[File:Psychicoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Psychic Enpsemble]]
| {{StackItem|The Jokester's wig}}
| {{StackItem|psychic's circlet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 {{element|Spooky|Damage}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Regenerate 3-6 MP per adventure<br />Spell Damage +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>+50% Meat from Monsters
| rowspan="4"| +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokestertat.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Psychictat.gif]]<br />[[Psychic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|exploding gum}}
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|mystery lollipop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|psychic's crystal ball}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />All Attributes +5<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|The Jokester's gun}}
| {{StackItem|psychic's pslacks}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|The Jokester's pants}}
| {{StackItem|psychic's amulet}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Skeletonoutfit.gif]][[File:Skeletonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Thousandth Birthday Suit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobooutfit.gif]][[File:hothobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|bonedanna}}
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br/>[[Weapon Damage]] +20</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br /> +30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="3"| +40 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br>Restores 20-30 MP per adventure<br>(Grants [[Start Trash Fire]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:skeletat.gif]]<br />[[Skeleton Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobotat.gif]]<br />[[Burning Tire Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy skeleton}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|sterno-flavored Hob-O}}
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| {{StackItem|boneana hammock}}
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ash can}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br/>+20 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Hot<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
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| {{StackItem|bone spurs}}
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ol' britches}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''200  [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br>Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br><br>(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Timecostume.gif]][[File:Timecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Time Trappings]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Fpmoutfit.gif]][[File:Fpmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|Time helmet}}
| {{StackItem|burning paper hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />Regenerate 6-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped
| rowspan="5"| +30 {{element|Hot}}<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hourtat.gif]]<br />[[Hourglass Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Fpmtat.gif]]<br />[[Burning News Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Now and Earlier}}
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|hot button candy}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Time sword}}
| {{StackItem|burning cape}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
| <small>Back item:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Time trousers}}
| {{StackItem|burning paper crane}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />+10 to Familiar Weight</small>
 
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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topioutfit.gif]][[File:Topioutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Topiaria]]
| {{StackItem|burning paper jorts}}
| {{StackItem|topeé}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />Spell Damage +25</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topitat.gif]]<br />[[Topiary Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Shrubble Bubble}}
|-
|-
|  {{StackItem|topiary tights}}
|  {{StackItem|burning paper slippers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%</small>
 
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|topiary necktie}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rkolcostume.gif]][[File:Rkolcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Radio Free Regalia]]
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Baseball Cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]<br />''([[Moxie]] +20)''</small>
| rowspan="3"| Never Fumble
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radiotat.gif]]<br />[[Radio Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| None
|-
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Foil}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]<br />''([[Muscle]] +20)''</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Free Bird]]<br />''([[Mysticality]] +20)''</small>


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxoutfit.gif]][[File:Toxoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Togs]]
| rowspan="8"|[[File:bossoutfit.gif]][[File:bossoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
| {{StackItem|Isotophat}}
| {{StackItem|Helm of the Scream Emperor}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to [[Stench#Spells|Stench Spells]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 {{element|Stench}} <br /> +20 Damage to [[Stench#Spells|Stench Spells]]
| rowspan="8"| All Attributes +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxictat.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="8"| [[File:bosstat.gif]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|nasty gum}}
| rowspan="8"| {{StackItem|Boss Drops}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Toxic mop}}
| {{StackItem|Cloak of Dire Shadows}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15-30<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to [[Stench#Spells|Stench Spells]]</small>
| <small>Back item:<br />Maximum MP +40<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Three Mile Island shorts}}
| {{StackItem|Sword of Dark Omens}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to [[Stench#Spells|Stench Spells]]</small>
| <small>1-handed weapon:<br />Damage: 12 - 24<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Spell Damage +50%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexoutfit.gif]][[File:Plexoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Transparent Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|Shield of Icy Fate}}
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pith helmet}}
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />Damage Reduction: 7<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Regenerate 10-12 [[HP]] and 10-12 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexitat.gif]]<br />[[Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexipips.gif]]<br />[[PlexiPips]]
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pikestaff}}
| {{StackItem|Greaves of the Murk Lord}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''75 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 36<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +25<br />+10 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pants}}
| {{StackItem|Boots of Twilight Whispers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />+20% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Combat Initiative +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pendant}}
| {{StackItem|Belt of Howling Anger}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pocketwatch}}
| {{StackItem|Gauntlets of the Blood Moon}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -3 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />Maximum HP +75<br />+5% Item Drops from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pinky ring}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30<br />Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
 


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| rowspan="3"| [[File:Tropicaloutfit.gif]][[File:tropicaloutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisoncostume.gif]][[File:Orbisoncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}
| {{StackItem|clingfilm cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 [[MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +10
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +15
| rowspan="3"| [[File:tropictat.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisontat.gif]]<br /> [[Roy Orbison Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|orange and black Crimboween candy}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fruitfilm}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}}
| {{StackItem|clingfilm trousers}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality]] +9</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}
| {{StackItem|clingfilm slippers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
|-
|-
 
| rowspan="2"| [[file:Shadowvatar.gif]][[file:Shadowvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Shadow Shuit]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Ssoutfit.gif]][[File:Ssoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Unblemished Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|shadow chef's hat}}
| {{StackItem|stainless steel skullcap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />+13 {{element|Spooky}}<br />All Attributes +13<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +13</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="2"| Serious {{element|Cold|resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|resistance}}
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
| rowspan="2"| [[file:Shadouttat.gif]]<br />[[Shadow Shuit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Staintat.gif]]<br />[[Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|shadow candy}}
| rowspan="6"| [[File:waxbottle.gif]]<br />[[Wax Flask]]
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel shillelagh}}
| {{StackItem|shadow trousers}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +20<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />+13 to [[Monster Level]]<br />+13% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +13</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel slacks}}
| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailoroutfit.gif]][[file:sailoroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Seafaring Suit]]
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
| {{StackItem|foam commodore's hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power:200<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />Spell Damage +25%</small>
| rowspan="3"| +100% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailortat.gif]]<br />[[Sailor Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy crayons}}
|-
| {{StackItem|miniature deck cannon}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Ranged Damage +25<br />Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|foam naval trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Combat Initiative +50%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel scarf}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fishingoutfit.gif]][[File:Fishingoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit]]
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
| {{StackItem|spearfish fishing spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />Weapon Damge +50%<br />+10 Monster Level<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 [[Fishing Skill]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fishingtat.gif]]<br />[[Shallow Sea Fishing Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Finnish Fish}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel solitaire}}
| {{StackItem|waders}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)<br />+5 Stat(s) per Fight<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel suspenders}}
| {{StackItem|lucky rabbitfish fin}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Regenerate 10 -12 HP and MP per adventure<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Unclehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Unclehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwslimatar.gif]][[File:vwslimatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Slime Enslamble]]
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's stocking cap}}
| {{StackItem|slime fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|Chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% Candy Drops from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Crimbeard.gif‎]]<br />[[Crimbo Beard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwslimetat.gif]]<br />[[Slime Blob Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|holly-flavored Hob-O}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|virgin jello shot}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants}}
| {{StackItem|slime knuckles}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+1% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+25 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's epic beard}}
| {{StackItem|slime waders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day when equipped]]<br />(+9 in December)</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Deadtreeoutfit.gif]][[File:Deadtreeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:slimeoutfit.gif]][[File:slimeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Slimesuit]]
| {{StackItem|bark beret}}
| {{StackItem|hardened slime hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 4</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Damage Reduction: 10<br />Muscle +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
| rowspan="3"| Serious Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Arborween.gif]]<br />[[Arrrborween Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Slimetat.gif]]<br />[[Slime Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Ax of L'rose}}<br />(one time)<br /><br />{{StackItem|ribbon candy}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Good 'n' Slimy}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|bark boxers}}
| {{StackItem|hardened slime pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 5</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Never Fumble<br />Moxie +20%</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|bark bracelet}}
| {{StackItem|hardened slime belt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''5 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage Reduction: 2</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />200 [[Mysticality]] required<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure<br />Mysticality +20%</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Stenchhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Stenchhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vile Vagrant Vestments]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Potterysuit.gif]][[File:Potterysuit_f.gif]]<br />[[Smoked Pottery]]
| {{StackItem|Wand of Oscus}}
| {{StackItem|pottery hat}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Stinky<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 45<br />Slight {{element|Cold|resistance}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| -5 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (For Pastamancers only)<br>(Grants [[Trashquake]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Hot}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:stehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Pile of Garbage Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:potterytat.gif]]<br />[[Pottery Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hotash.gif]]<br />[[volcanic ash]]
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's dumpster waders}}
| {{StackItem|pottery shield}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| <small>Off-hand:<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's pelt}}
| {{StackItem|pottery training pants}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Mysticality +20%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br /></small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shuboutfit.gif]][[File:Shuboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Violent Vestments]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochav.gif]][[File:Smoochav_f.gif]]<br />[[SMOOCH Army Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|Lens of Violence}}
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH breastplate}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants [[Violent Gaze]])</small>
| <small>Shirt:<br />''37 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 105<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="5"| Hurt those who touch you even more!
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shubtat.gif]]<br />[[Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochtat.gif]]<br />[[Smooch Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|violent pastilles}}
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Hersey™ SMOOCH}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Pigsticker of Violence}}
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH codpiece}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[HP]] per adventure<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%<br />Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Brand of Violence}}
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH bracers}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants [[Brand]])</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''27 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +15<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Jodhpurs of Violence}}
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH kneepads}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows moshing (Grants [[Mosh]])</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|Ass-Stompers of Violence}}
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH spaulders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to stomp asses (Grants [[Stomp Ass]])</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''32 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +25<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Casts reflections of your spells</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhippyoutfit.gif]][[File:warhippyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Fatigues]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwsnakatar.gif]][[File:vwsnakatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Snakeskin Suit]]
| {{StackItem|reinforced beaded headband}}
| {{StackItem|snakeskin cowboy hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50%</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhiptat.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwsnaketat.gif]]<br />[[Snakeskin Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Steal This Candy}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|licorice snake (item)}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|bullet-proof corduroys}}
| {{StackItem|snakeskin jacket}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
| <small>Shirt: <br />20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|round purple sunglasses}}
| {{StackItem|snakeskin thighboots}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
| <small>Pants: <br />20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:wboutfit.gif]][[File:wboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Warbear Dress Armor]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Snowmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Suit]]
| {{StackItem|warbear dress helmet}}
| {{StackItem|snow hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />+25% Booze Drops from Monsters</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Cold}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bearclawtat.gif]]<br />[[Bear Claw Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmantat.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|warbear whosit}}
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|snowball}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+25% Food Drops from Monsters</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress bracers}}
| {{StackItem|snow pants}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />+25% Candy Drops from Monsters</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Hot|resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|snow belly}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+6 Cold Damage</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:spacebeastavatar.gif]][[File:spacebeastavatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Furs]]
| {{StackItem|space beast fur hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 25
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sbeasttat.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy UFOs}}
|-
| {{StackItem|space beast fur whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|space beast fur pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Crayonoutfit.gif]][[File:Crayonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wax Wardrobe]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Spantvatar.gif]][[File:Spantvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Spant Armor]]
| {{StackItem|wax hat}}
| {{StackItem|Spant backplate}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +10</small>
| <small>Back:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />All Attributes +5%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="5"| [[Damage Absorption]]: +200
| rowspan="2"| [[File:crayontat.gif]]<br />[[Crayon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Spantat.gif]]<br />[[Spant Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Drizzlers™ Black Licorice}}
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Spant eggs}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|wax pants}}
| {{StackItem|Spant spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />All Attributes +10%<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spant shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand Item:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spant shoulderpads}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunkvatar.gif]][[File:Spelunkvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker's Gear]]
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +10%<br/ >+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunktat.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Spechunky bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 1-2<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's khakis}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:stainedvatar.gif]][[File:stainedvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Stained Glass Suit]]
| {{StackItem|stained glass stetson}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="6"| +50% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:stainedtat.gif]]<br />[[Stained Glass Suit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|stained hard candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass serape}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass shiv}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />[[Moxie]] +20%<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 7<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass suspenders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +20%<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass spectacles}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Starcostume.gif]][[File:Starcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Star Garb]]
| {{StackItem|star hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Startat.gif]]<br />[[Star Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Senior Mints}}
|-
| {{StackItem|star buckler}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''67 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />All Attributes +2</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|star pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Suckeroutfit.gif]][[File:Suckeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
| {{StackItem|sucker kabuto}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lollitat.gif]]<br />[[Lollipop Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Atomic Pop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker hakama}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker tachi}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Piratecostume.gif]][[File:Piratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Swashbuckling Getup]]
| {{StackItem|eyepatch}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 25<br />[[Moxie]] +2</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +7<br />(Different adventures at [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)|The Pirate's Cove]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pirate.gif]]<br />[[Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bottle of rum}}
|-
| {{StackItem|swashbuckling pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +4</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stuffed shoulder parrot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Polyoutfit.gif]][[File:Polyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Suit]]
| {{StackItem|polyester panama hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br>+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br>Adds Damage to Disco Dances</small>
| rowspan="6"| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:polytat.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|polyeaster egg}}
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester parachute}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Item_Drops|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]<br>[[Fury]] Increases Your [[Combat Initiative|Initiative]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester peeler}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed utensil):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage:5-10<br>[[Spell Damage]] +20%<br>Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br>Increases the Damage of [[Stuffed Mortar Shell]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pad}}
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)<br>Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br>[[Shieldbutt|Shieldbutting]] [[Stun|Stuns]] [[Monsters|Bad Guys]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pettipants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)<br>Makes [[Curse of Vichyssoise]] Way Better
</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pulsera}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />+10% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br>Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttapeoutfit.gif]][[File:ducttapeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tapered Threads]]
| {{StackItem|duct tape fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysicality]] +12<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Combat Initiative]] +30%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttat.gif]]<br />[[Duct Tape Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Angry Farmer's Wife Candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''82 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 39<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape dockers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />All Attributes +6<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sleazehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Sleazehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
| {{StackItem|Chester's bag of candy}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />+30 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Moxie +10%<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only) </small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 Damage to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br>Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%<br>(Grants [[Hypnotize Hobo]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:slehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Greasy Bacon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fry-oil-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's cutoffs}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious Hot Resistance<br />Serious Stench Resistance<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's moustache}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:tc_outfit.gif]][[File:tc_outfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Terra Cotta Tackle]]
| {{StackItem|terra cotta train}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +200%<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +100%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:tc_tat.gif]]<br />[[Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|terra panna cotta}}
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tongs}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br  />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tambourine}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta truss}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tie tack}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowncostume.gif]][[File:clowncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrifying Clown Suit]]
| {{StackItem|foolscap fool's cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -2</small>
| rowspan="5"| +5 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowntat.gif]]<br />[[Clown Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Brick}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bloody clown pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|big red clown nose}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +7</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polka-dot bow tie}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|clown shoes}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +7</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Towelcostume.gif]][[File:Towelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrycloth Tackle]]
| {{StackItem|makeshift turban}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Interferes with your vision<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Absorption]] +30
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toweltat.gif]]<br />[[42 Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|toothbrush}}
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift skirt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''35 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]][[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
| rowspan="3"| Increased transparency
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new cookie}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Emperor's new shirt}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Emperor's new pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokesterav.gif]][[File:Jokesterav_f.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Costume]]
| {{StackItem|The Jokester's wig}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 {{element|Spooky|Damage}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>+50% Meat from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokestertat.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|exploding gum}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Jokester's gun}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Jokester's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Skeletonoutfit.gif]][[File:Skeletonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Thousandth Birthday Suit]]
| {{StackItem|bonedanna}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br/>[[Weapon Damage]] +20</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:skeletat.gif]]<br />[[Skeleton Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy skeleton}}
|-
| {{StackItem|boneana hammock}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br/>+20 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bone spurs}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Timecostume.gif]][[File:Timecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Time Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|Time helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hourtat.gif]]<br />[[Hourglass Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Now and Earlier}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Time sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Time trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topioutfit.gif]][[File:Topioutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Topiaria]]
| {{StackItem|topeé}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topitat.gif]]<br />[[Topiary Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Shrubble Bubble}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|topiary tights}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|topiary necktie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxoutfit.gif]][[File:Toxoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Togs]]
| {{StackItem|Isotophat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 {{element|Stench}} <br /> +20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxictat.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|nasty gum}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Toxic mop}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15-30<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Three Mile Island shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:trainbotar.gif]][[File:trainbotar_f.gif]]<br />[[Trainbot Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|head-mounted Trainbot}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br/>Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5<br/>[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+2)
So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+2)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Tbottat.gif]]<br />[[Trainbot Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ccppball.gif]]<br />[[chocolate covered ping-pong ball]]
|-
| {{StackItem|leg-mounted Trainbots}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +5<br/>[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br/>[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|shoulder-mounted Trainbot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br/>-5 to [[Monster Level]]<br/>[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexoutfit.gif]][[File:Plexoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Transparent Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pith helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Regenerate 10-12 [[HP]] and 10-12 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexitat.gif]]<br />[[Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexipips.gif]]<br />[[PlexiPips]]
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pikestaff}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''75 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 36<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +25<br />+10 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />+20% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pendant}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pocketwatch}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -3 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pinky ring}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30<br />Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
 
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Tropicaloutfit.gif]][[File:tropicaloutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +10
| rowspan="3"| [[File:tropictat.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|orange and black Crimboween candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%</small>
|-
 
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Ssoutfit.gif]][[File:Ssoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Unblemished Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|stainless steel skullcap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Staintat.gif]]<br />[[Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:waxbottle.gif]]<br />[[Wax Flask]]
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel shillelagh}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +20<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel slacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel scarf}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel solitaire}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel suspenders}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Unclehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Unclehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's stocking cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% Candy Drops from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Crimbeard.gif‎]]<br />[[Crimbo Beard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|holly-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+1% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's epic beard}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day when equipped]]<br />(+9 in December)</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:velourvatar.gif]][[File:velourvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Velour Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|velour voulge}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effect of [[Snarl of the Timberwolf]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
| rowspan="6"| [[File:velourtat.gif‎]]<br />[[Velour Vestments]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Velougats™}}
|-
| {{StackItem|velour valise}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage and deleveling of [[Tango of Terror]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour vaqueros}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+30% Pants Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effectiveness of the [[Dirge of Dreadfulness]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour vambraces}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />+30% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage of [[Spectral Snapper]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour veil}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage of [[Fearful Fettucini]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour viscometer}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />+30% Food Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effectiveness of [[Scarysauce]]</small>
 
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Deadtreeoutfit.gif]][[File:Deadtreeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
| {{StackItem|bark beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 4</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Arborween.gif]]<br />[[Arrrborween Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Ax of L'rose}}<br />(one time)<br /><br />{{StackItem|ribbon candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bark boxers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bark bracelet}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''5 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage Reduction: 2</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Stenchhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Stenchhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vile Vagrant Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Wand of Oscus}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Stinky<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| -5 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (For Pastamancers only)<br>(Grants [[Trashquake]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:stehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Pile of Garbage Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's dumpster waders}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's pelt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Mysticality +20%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shuboutfit.gif]][[File:Shuboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Violent Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Lens of Violence}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants [[Violent Gaze]])</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shubtat.gif]]<br />[[Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|violent pastilles}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Pigsticker of Violence}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[HP]] per adventure<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%<br />Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brand of Violence}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants [[Brand]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Jodhpurs of Violence}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows moshing (Grants [[Mosh]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Ass-Stompers of Violence}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to stomp asses (Grants [[Stomp Ass]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Casts reflections of your spells</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhippyoutfit.gif]][[File:warhippyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|reinforced beaded headband}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhiptat.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Steal This Candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bullet-proof corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|round purple sunglasses}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:wboutfit.gif]][[File:wboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Warbear Dress Armor]]
| {{StackItem|warbear dress helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />+25% Booze Drops from Monsters</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bearclawtat.gif]]<br />[[Bear Claw Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|warbear whosit}}
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+25% Food Drops from Monsters</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />+25% Candy Drops from Monsters</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Crayonoutfit.gif]][[File:Crayonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wax Wardrobe]]
| {{StackItem|wax hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]]  +10</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="2"| [[File:crayontat.gif]]<br />[[Crayon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Drizzlers™ Black Licorice}}
|-
| {{StackItem|wax pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>


|-
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickeroutfit.gif]][[File:Wickeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Wear]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:whittleoutfit.gif]][[File:whittleoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Whittled Wearables]]
| {{StackItem|wicker slicker}}
| {{StackItem|whittled tiara}}
| <small>Back:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Lets you use [[Shell Up]] multiple times per fight</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />All Attributes +10<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+3 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15% <br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15% <br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
| rowspan="2"| [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]]  +50%<br /> [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickertat.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:whittletat.gif]]<br />[[Whittle Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Wickers bar}}
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|leftover chocolate bar}}
|-
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker sticker}}
| {{StackItem|whittled shorts}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 11-22<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Is a sweet, sweet knife</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />All Attributes +10<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10</small>
|-
 
|  {{StackItem|wicker clicker}}
|-
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />[[Cadenza]] will briefly [[stun]] opponents</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickeroutfit.gif]][[File:Wickeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Wear]]
|-
| {{StackItem|wicker slicker}}
|  {{StackItem|wicker knickers}}
| <small>Back:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Lets you use [[Shell Up]] multiple times per fight</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Increases the effectiveness of [[Shield of the Pastalord]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15% <br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15% <br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickertat.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Wickers bar}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker sticker}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 11-22<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Is a sweet, sweet knife</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker clicker}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />[[Cadenza]] will briefly [[stun]] opponents</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker knickers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Increases the effectiveness of [[Shield of the Pastalord]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker kickers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[HP Modifiers|HP]]+20<br />Add a stomp attack to every [[Smack]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker ticker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%<br />Collecting [[Soul Saucery|Soul Sauce]] restores HP</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:workoutav.gif]][[File:workoutav_f.gif]]<br />[[Workoutfit]]
| {{StackItem|sweatband}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Workouttat.gif]]<br />[[Workout Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|pint of sweat}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gym shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ankleweights}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
 
|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wroughtoutfit.gif]][[File:Wroughtoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Wrought Wrappings]]
| {{StackItem|Wrought-iron wig}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+15 {{element|Cold}}<br />Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal addtional damage over time</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wroughttat.gif]]<br />[[Wrought-iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Wrotz}}
|-
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker kickers}}
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron whisk}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[HP Modifiers|HP]]+20<br />Add a stomp attack to every [[Smack]]</small>
| <small>Weapon (1-handed utensil):<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 [[Monster Level]]<br />Adds many additional balls to [[Salsaball]]</small>
|-
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker ticker}}
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron waders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%<br />Collecting [[Soul Saucery|Soul Sauce]] restores HP</small>
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]<br />Adds extra source of damage to [[Concerto de los Muertos]]</small>
 
|-
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:workoutav.gif]][[File:workoutav_f.gif]]<br />[[Workoutfit]]
| {{StackItem|Wrought-iron winch crank}}
| {{StackItem|sweatband}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure<br />Increases the damage of [[Spirit Snap]]</small>
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Workouttat.gif]]<br />[[Workout Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|pint of sweat}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|gym shorts}}
| {{StackItem|Wrought-iron widget}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +40<br />Adds extra sources of damage to [[Cannelloni Cannon]]</small>
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|ankleweights}}
| {{StackItem|Wrought-iron walker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Makes [[Disco Momentum]] cause [[Passive Damage|passive damage]] over time </small>


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| {{StackItem|ring of aggravate monster}}
| {{StackItem|ring of aggravate monster}}
| <small>Accessor:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Monster Level]] +5</small>
| <small>Accessory:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Monster Level]] +5</small>
|}
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Latest revision as of 05:55, 31 May 2025

An outfit is a set of equipment with a common theme. Wearing an outfit can give you resistances, improve your stats, have different effects at some locations, or provide other benefits. Most costumes consist of a hat and pants and perhaps also a weapon, accessory, or shirt. Every outfit changes your avatar while being worn.

Equipping an outfit yields the following message:

You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>

If you try to equip an outfit that includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:

You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.

If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:

You already have that outfit equipped!

If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop-down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.

Visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing an outfit will unlock a tattoo, provided you've recovered his missing property.

All outfits except Vile Vagrant Vestments and Bakelite Brigandine have at least two items from these three categories:

  • hat
  • pants
  • weapon

This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule are that it is possible to wear:

  • the Yendorian Finery and the Vile Vagrant Vestments, since the former has a hat, a one-handed weapon, and an accessory, and the latter has an off-hand item, pants, and an accessory, and...
  • the Bakelite Brigandine and the Dreadful Pajamas, since the former has a back item, an off-hand item, pants, and three accessories, and the latter has a hat, shirt, and weapon.

Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your familiar equipment (unless you have configured the inventory options in the account menu).

Custom Outfits

You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 99 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:

You don't need more than 99 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of super-supermodel?

If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:

Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.

If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:

You are already wearing "<outfit name>."

If you try to equip a custom outfit with an item(s) missing, it will say:

It appears you're already wearing all the parts of the outfit "<outfit name>" which you possess or can wear.

It will also say, for each of the missing items:

Item NOT found: <item picture and name>

See Dressing For Success for an analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.

Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:

  • Wearing a snake shield with a serpentine sword gives a total of +20 Monster Level.
  • Wearing a snarling wolf shield with a lupine sword gives a total of +18 Spooky Damage.
  • Wearing a cardboard katana with a cardboard wakizashi gives a total of +23 Bonus Weapon Damage.
  • Wearing n unique pieces of the Blasphemous Bedizenment gives (2n)% +item, (2n)% +meat, and (2n) +ML.
  • Wearing n unique pieces of the Clothing of Loathing gives (2n-1)% +item, (2n)% +meat, and +(2n)% to all stats.

Also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."

And finally, having a familiar (Mad Hatrack or Disembodied Hand or Fancypants Scarecrow) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.

Outfit Equipment and Effects

Outfit Additional Effects Tattoo Halloween Treat

8-Bit Finery
pixel hat 		Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
All Attributes +2 		Combat Initiative +25%
Sword Tattoo
pixellated candy heart

pixel sword 		Weapon:
10 Muscle required
Damage: 5 - 10
Combat Initiative +15%

pixel pants 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
Maximum HP/MP +10

Adobe Armor
adobe ayam 		Hat:
40 Mysticality required
Power: 120
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+20% Meat Drops from Monsters
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™ 		Damage Reduction: 10
Adobe Armor Tattoo
adobe brittle

adobe abaya 		Shirt:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Weapon Damage +20
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™

adobe adze 		Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12-24
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+5 to Familiar Weight
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™

adobe abacus 		Off-hand:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality +20%
Spell Damage +20
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™

adobe arsecover 		Pants:
40 Muscle required
Power: 120
Muscle +20%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™

adobe ascot 		Accessory:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +20%
+30% Combat Initiative
Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™

Aeroutfit
aerogel akubra 		Hat:
Muscle +10
+10% Meat from Monsters
Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight 		+40% Meat Drops from Monsters
Aerogel Tattoo
Aerheads

aerogel accordion 		Weapon (ranged, 1-handed accordion):
Moxie +10
Maximum HP +20
Only takes up one hand!

aerogel attache case 		Off-hand:
+10% Pickpocket Chance
+10 Stench Damage
Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure

aerogel anvil 		Accessory:
Weapon Damage +25%
Never Fumble
Gives a chance of generating extra Fury

aerogel apron 		Accessory:
+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Serious Hot Resistance
Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier

aerogel ascot 		Accessory:
Mysticality +10
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Dramatically improves Saucecicle

Animelf Apparel


brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 		Hat:
Power: 10
Maximum HP/MP +20
Enables Friendship. And Goring. 		Restores 4-6 HP and 2-3 MP per adventure
Animelf Tattoo
blind-packed capsule toy

electronic dulcimer pants 		Pants:
Power: 10
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%

Frown Exerciser 		Accessory:
+10 to Monster Level
Moxie -5

Antique Arms And Armor
antique helmet 		Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%
Serious Spooky Resistance 		Muscle +15
Armor Tattoo
Bit O' Ectoplasm

antique spear 		Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Combat Initiative -30%
Successful hit weakens opponent

antique shield 		Off-Hand:
85 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Combat Initiative -15%

antique greaves 		Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%

Antique Nutcracker Outfit
antique nutcracker hat 		Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 150
Combat Initiative +15%
Moxie +15% 		Muscle +25
Mysticality +25
Moxie +25
+25% Meat from Monsters
+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Antique Nutcracker Tattoo
candied almond

antique nutcracker cape 		Back:
30 Mysticality required
Spell Damage +30%
Mysticality +15%

antique nutcracker waistcoat 		Shirt:
30 Muscle required
Power: 150
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +15%

antique nutcracker sword 		Weapon:
30 Muscle required
Damage: 15 - 30
Weapon Damage +30%
Muscle +15%

antique nutcracker drumstick 		Off-hand:
30 Mysticality required
Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
Mysticality

antique nutcracker pants 		Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 150
+15% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +15%

antique nutcracker epaulets 		Accessory:
30 Moxie required
Regenerates 6-12 HP per adventure
Moxie +15%

antique nutcracker beard 		Accessory:
30 Mysticality required
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Stench Damage
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage
Mysticality +15%

antique nutcracker boots 		Accessory:
30 Muscle required
Weapon Damage +15
Muscle +15%

Arboreal Raiment
can of fake snow 		Weapon:
35 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+5 Cold Damage 		Serious Stench Resistance
Wreath Tattoo
sugar-coated pine cone

tree skirt 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5

colored-light "necklace" 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Maximum MP +15

Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel
willowy bonnet 		Hat:
22 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum MP +40 		Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
Arbor Day Tattoo
Everlasting Deckswabber

crotchety pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum HP +40

Saccharine Maple pendant 		Accessory:
22 Mysticality required
Maximum HP/MP +20

Bakelite Brigandine
bakelite backpack 		Back:
40 Muscle required
+10 to Monster Level
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat 		+20% Item Drops from Monsters
Bakelite Brigandine Tattoo
bakelite-covered bacon

bakelite bowl 		Off-hand:
40 Muscle required
MP+20
Spell Damage +20
Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure

bakelite breeches 		Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Moxie +20%
Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno

bakelite belt 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 10
Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury

bakelite badge 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5 to Familiar Weight
Muscle +20%
Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly

bakelite brooch 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Mysticality +20%
Active Saucespheres increase your Spell Damage

Bauxite Baubles
bauxite beret 		Hat:
10 Muscle required
Power: 150
Muscle +11
Maximum HP +X where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35
Weapon Damage +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35 		+X Pool Skill
X = 10 + <toddlers>0.25, rounded down, in Boxing Daycare
Bauxite Tattoo 		Pneumo bar

bauxite boxers 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 150
Moxie +11
+X% Combat Initiative where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35
Ranged Damage +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35

bauxite bow-tie 		Accessory:
10 Mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Maximum MP +X where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35
Spell Damage +Y where Y = where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35

Bits o' Honey
honeycap 		Hat:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Moxie +5%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Ranged Damage +15 		+5% Items from Monsters
Honey Tattoo 		honey stick

honey dipper 		Weapon:
72 Mysticality required
Damage: 18 - 35
Mysticality +5%
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
Spell Damage +15

honeybritches 		Pants:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Muscle +5%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +15

Black Armaments
black helmet 		Hat:
65 Muscle required
Power: 160
Maximum HP +30 		Muscle +6
Black Tattoo 		One of:
black pudding
Blackfly Chardonnay
black & tan
black pepper
black forest cake
black forest ham

black sword 		Weapon:
65 Muscle required
Damage: 16 - 32
+7% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +7

black shield 		Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +5
Maximum HP +20

black greaves 		Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Muscle +10
Damage Absorption +20

Blasphemous Bedizenment
Brimstone Beret 		Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Muscle -20%
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 		All Attributes +30%
(Hidden +64% Meat drops)
(Hidden +64% Items from Monsters)
(Hidden +64 Monster Level)
Brimstone Heart Tattoo
Pain Dip

Brimstone Bludgeon 		Weapon:
30 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +50%
Mysticality -20%
Weapon Damage +30

Brimstone Bunker 		Off-hand:
30 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Muscle +50%
Moxie -20%
Damage Reduction: 10

Brimstone Boxers 		Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Mysticality -20%
Combat Initiative +50%

Brimstone Brooch 		Accessory 1:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Moxie -20%
Spell Damage +40

Brimstone Bracelet 		Accessory 2:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Muscle -20%
-3 MP to use Skills

Bounty-Hunting Rig
bounty-hunting helmet 		Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters 		+15% Items from Monsters
Meat Tattoo
chocolate filthy lucre

bounty-hunting rifle 		Weapon:
25 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+15% Items from Monsters

bounty-hunting pants 		Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters

Bow Tux
bowler 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +5 		+5% Items from Monsters
Bow Tux Tattoo
candy cane

bow staff 		Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Mysticality +5
Weapon Damage +3

bowlegged pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5

BRICKOfig Outfit
BRICKO hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Maximum MP +3 		+10% Items from Monsters
Minifigure Tattoo
BRICKO brick

BRICKO sword 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +6

BRICKO pants 		Pants:
No stat required
Power:90
Damage Absorption +9

Brogre Brouture
Brogre bucket hat 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Monsters will be more attracted to you 		Muscle +50%
Brogre Tattoo
Yolo™ chocolates

Brogre brolo shirt 		Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Power: 100
+3 PvP fights per day when equipped

Brogre brorts 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 to Monster Level

Bugbear Costume
bugbear beanie 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30 		Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
(Required for a Trophy)
(Cannot eat gingerbread bugbear)
(Allows access to The Bugbear Bakery)
Bugbear Tattoo 		cog
sprocket
spring

bugbear bungguard 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30

Ceramic Clothing
ceramic cenobite's robe 		Shirt:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum HP/MP +20
Regenerates 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Deal 30 damage and heal 30 HP (Grants Ceramic Cenobitize) 		Damage Reduction: 20
Ceramic Clothing Tattoo
extra-hard jawbreaker

ceramic celery grater 		Weapon:
40 Mysticality required
Damage: 12-24
Mysticality +20%
+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
Deal 30 damage and cause bleeding (Grants Ceramic Grate)

ceramic centurion shield 		Off-Hand:
40 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 9
Maximum HP +40
Regenerates 8-16 HP per adventure
Bash a foe, dealing 30 damage and weakening them (Grants Ceramic Bash)

ceramic cestus 		Accessory 1:
40 Muscle required
Muscle +20%
+5 to Familiar Weight
Punch a foe, dealing 30 damage and briefly stunning them (Grants Ceramic Punch)

ceramic celsiturometer 		Accessory 2:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum MP +30
Regenerates 6-12 MP per adventure
Deals 60 Hot Damage to a foe and briefly stun them, but also make them very angry (Grants Ceramic Boil)

ceramic cerecloth belt 		Accessory 3:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +20%
Combat Initiative +40%
Never Fumble
Deal 30 Spooky Damage to a target and weaken them (Grants Ceramic Skullgaze)

Ceramic Suit
porcelain porkpie 		Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+20% Food Drops from Monsters
Mysticality +20%
Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells 		Superhuman Hot Resistance
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Ceramic Suit Tattoo
porcelain candy dish

porcelain pelerine 		Back:
40 Muscle required
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
+10 to Monster Level
Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum

porcelain police baton 		Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12-24
Muscle +20%
Your Smacks Restore MP

porcelain pepper mill 		Off-Hand:
40 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Successful hit weakens opponent
Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm

porcelain plus-fours 		Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
All Attributes +4
Maximum HP/MP+4
+4 Spooky Damage
+4 Stench Damage
+4 Hot Damage
+4 Cold Damage
+4 Sleaze Damage
+4% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 4
+4 to Familiar Weight
Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4

porcelain phantom mask 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters
Moxie +20%
Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain

Chalk Chostume
chalk chapeau 		Hat:
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Regenerates 3-6 HP and MP
Weakens enemies who hit you 		+5 Stats Per Fight
Chalk Chostume Tattoo
candy chalk

chalk chlamys 		Back:
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Monsters will be less attracted to you
Weakens enemies who hit you

chalk chalice 		Off-hand:
Maximum MP +15
+20 Damage to Hot Spells
Weakens enemies who hit you

chalk chinos 		Pants:
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Combat Initiative +20%
Weakens enemies who hit you

chalk chain 		Accessory:
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
Weakens enemies who hit you

chalk choker 		Accessory:
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+20% Pants Drops from Monsters
Weakens enemies who hit you

Cheerful Reindeer Suit
cheerful antler hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
So-So Cold Resistance
Moxie -15 		Weapon Damage +25
Cheerful Reindeer Tattoo
sweetened reindeer fat

cheerful Crimbo sweater 		Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 50
So-So Cold Resistance
Moxie -15

cheerful pajama pants 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
So-So Cold Resistance
Moxie -15

Chiffon Chiffinery
chiffon chapeau 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Damage to Spooky Spells
Deals Cold Damage each round 		Moxie +25%
Chiffon Tattoo
chiffon lemon

chiffon chemise 		Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Damage to Cold Spells
Deals Sleaze Damage each round

chiffon chakram 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 5-10
Moxie +10
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Damage to Stench Spells
Deals damage each round

chiffon chamberpot 		Off-hand:
No stat required
Mysticality +10
+10 Sleaze Damage
+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Deals Stench Damage each round

chiffon chaps 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Damage to Hot Spells
Deals Spooky Damage each round

chiffon chevrons 		Accessory:
No stat required
Muscle +10
Weapon Damage +10
Spell Damage +10
Delevels your foe each round

Cloaca-Cola Uniform
Cloaca-Cola helmet 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10 		Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Access to Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform))
Cloaca-Cola Tattoo
Dyspepsi grenade

Cloaca-Cola shield 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1

Cloaca-Cola fatigues 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3

Clockwork Apparatus
clockwork hat 		Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Slight Spooky Resistance 		I Meant To Do That! (Fumbles have helpful effects)
Clockwork Tattoo
Sugar Cog

clockwork trench coat 		Shirt:
25 Muscle required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +15

clockwork pants 		Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +10%

Clothing of Loathing
Goggles of Loathing 		Hat:
150 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Makes you a better diver
Combat Initiative +50%
Superhuman Hot Resistance 		???
(Hidden +64% Item Drops from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% Meat from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% to all attributes)
Loathing Tattoo
fudge-shaped hole in space-time

Stick-Knife of Loathing 		Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Weapon Damage +100%
Spell Damage +200%
Superhuman Cold Resistance

Scepter of Loathing 		Off-Hand:
150 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Critical Hit
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Superhuman Spooky Resistance

Jeans of Loathing 		Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Regenerate 20-30 HP and MP per adventure
Maximum HP/MP +500
Superhuman Stench Resistance

Treads of Loathing 		Accessory:
150 Muscle required
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
+6 PvP fights per day when equipped
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance

Belt of Loathing 		Accessory:
150 Moxie required
Damage Reduction: 20
+10 to Familiar Weight
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks

Pocket Square of Loathing 		Accessory:
150 Mysticality required
Never Fumble
-3 MP to use Skills
Superhuman Resistance to All Elements

Cold Comforts
double-ice cap 		Hat:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure.
+10 Cold Damage 		+30 Cold Damage
+30 Damage to Cold Spells
Double-ice Tattoo
double-ice gum (with Russian Ice in inventory, otherwise 1 drunkenness)

double-ice box 		Off-hand:
20 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Cold
Spell Damage +10%

double-ice britches 		Pants:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Stupendous Hot Resistance
Damage Reduction: 4
Maximum HP/MP +40

Cool Irons
cool iron helmet 		Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Serious Hot Resistance 		Damage Reduction: 20
Cool Iron Tattoo
ironic mint

cool iron breastplate 		Shirt:
250 Muscle required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Maximum HP +200

cool iron greaves 		Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure

Cooper's Couture
barrelhead 		Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
MP+25
Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure 		Damage Reduction: 10
Barrel Tattoo
root beer barrel

chest barrel 		Shirt:
10 Muscle required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption: +50

bottoms of the barrel 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
HP+50
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure

Crappy Mer-kin Disguise
crappy Mer-kin mask 		Hat:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater 		All Attributes +30
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium and the Mer-kin Elementary School)
Crappy Mer-kin Tattoo
Mer-kin rocksalt

crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 		Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
+2 MP to use Skills

Crimbo Duds
Crimbo hat 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance 		+5% Items from Monsters
Crimbo Pressie Tattoo
fruitcake

Crimbo sword 		Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5

Crimbo pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%

Crimborg Assault Armor
biomechanical crimborg helmet 		Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage 		+20 Ranged Damage
Crimborg Tattoo
nanite-infested candy cane

C.B.F.G. 		Weapon:
60 Moxie required
Damage: 15 - 30
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Stench Damage

biomechanical crimborg leg armor 		Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage

Crimbot Crimboutfit
toy Crimbot mega face 		Hat:
Power: 50
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of LIGHT in combat

+3 Crimbot Power
ZAP! Tattoo
sugar sphere

toy Crimbot power glove 		Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +15
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of ZAP in combat


toy Crimbot super fist 		Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 10
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of POW in combat

toy Crimbot rocket legs 		Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative +30%
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of BURN in combat

Crimbuccaneer Rigging
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 		Hat:
Power: 50 		Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance 		Crimbuccaneer Tattoo
groggipop

Crimbuccaneer breeches 		Pants:
Power: 50

Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume
cursed tricorn hat 		Hat:
50 Moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +25
+10 Stat(s) per fight
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped 		+10% chance of Critical Hit
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Cursed Skeleton Pirate Tattoo
cursed chocolate doubloon

cursed pirate cutlass 		Weapon:
50 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +25
+10 Familiar Weight
+5 Adventures per day when equipped

cursed swash buckle 		Accessory:
50 Mysticality required
Moxie +25
+50% Meat from Monsters
+25% Item drops from monsters

Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
cursed eyepatch 		Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Mysticality +15 		+30 Spooky Damage
Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo
piece of after eight

cursed cutlass 		Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15

cursed breeches 		Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +15

Dark Bro's Vestments
The Necbromancer's Hat 		Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells 		+40 Damage to Spooky Spells
Necbromancer Tattoo
Necbro wafers

The Necbromancer's Stein 		Off-hand:
200 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Spooky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells

The Necbromancer's Shorts 		Pants:
200 Moxie required
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells

Dental Drip
tooth cap 		Hat:
10 Mysticality required
Power: 50
+25% Candy Drops from Monsters
Spell Damage +5 		+25% Candy Drops from Monsters
Dental Drip Tattoo
sampler size toothpaste

cat o' nine teeth 		Weapon:
10 Muscle required
Damage: 5 - 10
+10 Sleaze Damage
+10 to Monster Level

toothy trousers 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Weapon Damage +10

Dinsey's Exoskeleton
Dinsey's brain 		Hat:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+30 Damage to Stench Spells
Mysticality +30% 		Muscle +100
Mysticality +100
Moxie +100
Dinsey's Brain Tattoo
sludgesicle

Dinsey's pizza cutter 		Weapon:
100 Mysticality required
Damage: 20-40
Spell Damage +50%
So-so Resistance to All Elements
Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting

Dinsey's radar dish 		Off-Hand:
100 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Deals Increasing Damage Every Round

Dinsey's pants 		Pants:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15 to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%

Dinsey's oculus 		Accessory:
100 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +40%
Muscle +30%

Dinsey's glove 		Accessory:
100 Moxie required
+30 damage to Accordion Thief Combat Skills
Moxie +30%


Dire Drifter Duds
Zombo's skullcap 		Hat:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+10 to Familiar Weight

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only) 		+5 to Familiar Weight
(Grants Zombo's Visage while in Hobopolis)
Gravestone Tattoo
strawberry-flavored Hob-O

Zombo's shield 		Off-Hand:
200 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Damage Absorption +50
+30 Spooky Damage
Muscle +20%

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Zombo's grievous greaves 		Pants:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Dreadful Bugbear Suit
Covers-Your-Head 		Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +250
Maximum HP/MP +100
Combat Initiative +50%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only) 		+50 Hot Damage
+50 Damage to Hot Spells
Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo
Bugbearclaw Donut

Drapes-You-Regally 		Back item:
250 Moxie required
+20% Meat from Monsters
+20% Booze Drops from Monsters
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Warms-Your-Tush 		Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Hot Damage
Superhuman Cold Resistance)
Slight Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Dreadful Ghost Suit
Mayor Ghost's toupee 		Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +250
Maximum MP +125
Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Pastamancers only) 		+50 Spooky Damage
+50 Damage to Spooky Spells
Dreadful Ghost Tattoo
8-bit banana

Mayor Ghost's cloak 		Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters
+20% Food Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Mayor Ghost's khakis 		Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Slight Cold Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Dreadful Pajamas
dreadful fedora 		Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
+25 Spooky Damage
+25 Damage to Spooky Spells
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands 		Makes you dream more frequently
Dreadful Pajama Tattoo
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin

dreadful sweater 		Shirt:
200 Mysticality required
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands

dreadful glove 		Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
+5% Chance of Critical Hit
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands

Dreadful Skeleton Suit
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 		Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +50%
Maximum HP +500
Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only) 		+50 Sleaze Damage
+50 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo
bone bons

Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 		Shirt:
250 Muscle required
+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
+5 to Familiar Weight
+10 to Familiar Damage

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards 		Pants:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
+50 Sleaze Damage
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Slight Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Dreadful Vampire Suit
Thunkula's drinking cap 		Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +50%
Maximum MP +250
Regenerate 20-40 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Saucerors only) 		+50 Cold Damage
+50 Damage to Cold Spells
Dreadful Vampire Tattoo
vial of blood simple syrup

Drunkula's cape 		Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Drunkula's silky pants 		Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Cold Spells
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Slight Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Dreadful Werewolf Suit
Great Wolf's headband 		Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +250
Maximum HP +250
Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only) 		Weapon Damage +50
Spell Damage +50
Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo
little red jam

Great Wolf's right paw 		Weapon:
250 Muscle required
Damage: 30 - 60
Weapon Damage +50
Weapon Damage +50%
+10% chance of Critical Hit

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Great Wolf's left paw 		Off-Hand:
250 Muscle required
+10% Critical Hit Chance
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage Damage
Never Fumble

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Dreadful Zombie Suit
zombie mariachi hat 		Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +50%
Maximum HP/MP +150
Combat Initiative +40%

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only) 		+50 Stench Damage
+50 Damage to Stench Spells
Dreadful Zombie Tattoo
Whenchamacallit bar

zombie accordion 		Weapon:
250 Moxie required
Damage: 30 - 60
Ranged Damage +50
+10% Item drops from monsters
Keep 1 additional song in your head

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

zombie mariachi pants 		Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Stench Damage
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Slight Hot Resistance

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

Dwarvish War Uniform
dwarvish war helmet 		Hat:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Heads Up! 		Damage Reduction: 10
(Allows you to mine inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.)
Dwarvish Tattoo
dwarf bread

dwarvish war mattock 		Weapon:
67 Muscle required
Damage: 17 - 33
Magical Blue Glow

dwarvish war kilt 		Pants:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Blinky Lights

Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10 		Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Access to Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform))
Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo
Cloaca grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola shield 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1

Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3

El Vibrato Relics
El Vibrato helmet 		Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200 		(Effect determined by the punchcards inserted into the helmet)
El Vibrato Tattoo
abandoned candy

El Vibrato energy spear 		Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40

El Vibrato leg guards 		Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200

Eldritch Equipage
eldritch hat 		Hat:
47 Moxie required
Power: 125
+40 Spooky Spooky Damage
+40 Damage to Spooky Spells
Serious Spooky Resistance 		+50% Items from Monsters
Eldritch Tattoo
eldritch essence
or

eldritch effluvium

eldritch pants 		Pants:
47 Moxie required
Power: 125
Mysticality +20%
Maximum MP +40
Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure

Elf Guard Fatigues
Elf Guard patrol cap 		Hat:
Power: 50 		Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance 		Elf Guard Tattoo
military candy cane

Elf Guard hotpants 		Pants:
Power: 50

Encephalic Ensemble
Cerebral Cloche 		Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Jellyfish Vision
Maximum MP +15 		+5% Items from Monsters
Jellyfish Tattoo
candy brain

Cerebral Crossbow 		Weapon:
30 Moxie required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage

Cerebral Culottes 		Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Mysticality +10

eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
eXtreme scarf 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +5 		Superhuman Cold Resistance
Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo
Wint-O-Fresh mint

snowboarder pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Absorption +20

eXtreme mittens 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Weapon Damage +2

Fancy Tux
fancy tophat 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +15% 		All Attributes +15%
Black Tie Tattoo
chocolate-covered caviar

fancy tuxedo pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +15%

fancy black tie 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Muscle +15%

FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 		Hat:
Power: 50
Moxie +15 		+25% Pickpocket Chance
Thief's Tattoo
chocolate Spider Queen

Duke Vampire's regal cloak 		Back:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +15
Moxie +25%
+50% Combat Initiative

leggings of the Spider Queen 		Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +15
Moxie +25%
Maximum HP/MP +50

Master Thief's utility belt 		Accessory:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +15
Moxie +25%
+5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight

FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 		Hat:
Power: 50
Muscle +15 		Weapon Damage +100%
Warrior's Tattoo
chocolate Ogre Chieftain

Dragonscale breastplate 		Shirt:
40 Muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +15
Muscle +25%
Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)

The Ghoul King's ghoulottes 		Pants:
40 Muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +15
Muscle +25%
Maximum HP +100

belt of Ogrekind 		Accessory:
40 Muscle required
Muscle +15
Muscle +25%
+5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight

FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 		Hat:
Power: 50
Mysticality +15 		Spell Damage +100%
Wizard's Tattoo
chocolate "Phoenix"

nozzle of the Phoenix 		Off-hand:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality +15
Mysticality +25%
+50 Damage to Hot Spells

the Archwizard's briefs 		Pants:
40 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +15
Mysticality +25%
Maximum MP +100

the Ley Incursion's waist 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality +15
Mysticality +25%
+5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight

Fiberglass Finery
fiberglass fedora 		Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+5 to Familiar Weight
Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation 		+50% Combat Initiative
Fiberglass Tattoo
fiberglass insulation

fiberglass frock 		Back item:
40 Muscle required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum MP +20
Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage

fiberglass foil 		Weapon (1-handed sword):
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12 - 24
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 to Monster Level
Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight

fiberglass fetish 		Off-Hand:
40 Muscle required
Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
Superhuman Stench Resistance
A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat

fiberglass fannypack 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
+15 Sleaze Damage
Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta

fiberglass fingerguard 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +40%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke

Filthy Hippy Disguise
filthy knitted dread sack 		Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
+3 Stench Damage 		+5 Stench Damage
(Allows shopping at The Hippy Store.)
Hippy Tattoo
herb brownies

filthy corduroys 		Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Mysticality +3
Moxie -3

Flagstone Finery
flagstone fez 		Hat:
40 Mysticality required
Power: 120
Mysticality +20%
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Cold Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Spooky Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
Unleash dark rituals on your unsuspecting foes 		Superhuman Hot Resistance
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Flagstone Finery Tattoo
Flag by the Foot™

flagstone fleece 		Back:
40 Moxie required
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Lets you flex your muscles

flagstone flail 		Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12-24
Muscle +20%
+25% Meat from Monsters
Lets you clobber your enemies

flagstone flag 		Off-Hand:
40 Muscle required
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+3% Item drops from monsters
Lets you hit your enemies with a big heavy flag

flagstone flip-flops 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Combat Initiative +40%
Lets you kick your enemies

flagstone fringe 		Accessory:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +20%
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped

Floaty Fatigues
floaty rock helmet 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit 		+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit (+40% total)
Rock Tattoo
Rock Pops

floaty rock pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit

floaty rock necklace 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit

Frat Boy Ensemble
Orcish baseball cap 		Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3 		+5 Sleaze Damage
Different adventures at the Frat House
Allows use of rolls of drink tickets
More booze from hands full of drink tickets
Frat Boy Tattoo 		Random bottle of Booze

Orcish frat-paddle 		Weapon:
20 Muscle required
Damage: 7 - 14
+4 Sleaze Damage

Orcish cargo shorts 		Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3

Frat Warrior Fatigues
beer helmet 		Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40 		+15 Sleaze Damage
Frat Warrior Tattoo 		Three random grapefruit, orange or tomato schnapps

distressed denim pants 		Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Slight Stench Resistance
Damage Reduction: 2

bejeweled pledge pin 		Accessory:
70 Mysticality required
Maximum HP +40

Frigid Northlands Garb
sealhide hood 		Hat:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Combat Initiative +20% 		Serious Cold Resistance
No Seals Tattoo
Northern pemmican

sealhide leggings 		Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure

sealhide buckler 		Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 7

Furry Suit
wolf mask 		Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
Muscle +4
Moxie -5 		Moxie -75%
Monster Level +5
Loser Tattoo
Tasty Fun Good rice candy

furry pants 		Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Sleaze Damage

Gabardine Guise
gabardine garibaldi 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
Spell Damage +10
Maximum MP +20
Increases the damage of Saucegeyser 		Maximum HP +100%
Gabardine Tattoo
Gabarbar

gabardine gunnysack 		Back item:
No stat required
Mysticality +10
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli

gabardine gaiters 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
Muscle +10
Weapon Damage +15
Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped

gabardine garland 		Accessory:
No stat required
Maximum MP +10
+10 Hot Damage
Makes your Headbutts restore HP

gabardine girdle 		Accessory:
No stat required
Moxie +10
+20% Booze Drops from Monsters
Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge

gabardine gloves 		Accessory:
No stat required
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Serious Spooky Resistance
Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns

Genie Garments
genie's turbane 		Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Maximum HP +10 		+5% chance of Critical hit
Genie Lamp Tattoo
rainbow jellybean

genie's scimitar 		Weapon (1-handed sword):
10 Muscle required
Muscle +5
Weapon Damage +5

genie's pants 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Maximum MP +10

genie's bracers 		Accessory:
10 Mysticality required
Mysticality +5
Moxie +5

Ghast Iron Gear
ghast iron Garibaldi 		Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Spooky Damage 		+20 Hot Damage
+20 Spooky Damage
Hot Ghost Tattoo
Hot 'n' Scarys

ghast iron cleaver 		Weapon:
72 Muscle required
Damage: 18 - 35
+15 Spooky Damage
+15 Hot Damage

ghast iron heater shield 		Off-Hand:
75 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 11
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage

ghast iron codpiece 		Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage

Gingerbread Best
gingerbread tophat 		Hat:
10 Mysticality required
Power: 50
Mysticality +10 		+25% Sprinkles from Monsters
Gingerbread Tattoo
gingerbread bugbear

gingerbread waistcoat 		Shirt:
10 Muscle required
Power: 50
Muscle +10

gingerbread trousers 		Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
Moxie +10

candy dress shoes 		Accessory:
20 Muscle required
Maximum HP +20
Weapon Damage +15
+10% chance of Critical Hit

candy necktie 		Accessory:
20 Moxie required
Combat Initiative +20%
Ranged Damage +15
+10% Pickpocket Chance

chocolate pocketwatch 		Accessory:
20 Mysticality required
Maximum MP +20
Spell Damage +15
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit

Glad Bag Glad Rags
giant discarded bottlecap 		Hat:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
Damage Reduction: 3
Mysticality -10 		Mysticality +10
Moxie +10
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
Combat Initiative +10%
Recycling Tattoo
alphabet gum

giant discarded plastic fork 		Weapon:
62 muscle required
Damage: 16 - 31
+10% Chance of Critical Hit Chance
Combat Initiative -10%

giant discarded torn-up glove 		Pants:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
+5 Stench Damage
Moxie -10

Gladiatorial Glad Rags
centurion helmet 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +7 		+6 Adventure(s) per day
SPQL Tattoo
Bit O' Quail Spleen

gladiator tunica 		Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Regenerate 5-15 HP per adventure

madius 		Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+7 to Monster Level

radiator heater shield 		Off-Hand:
35 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 6
Serious Cold Resistance

pteruges 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Weapon Damage +10

Roman sadnals 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight

Gnauga Hides
gnauga hide whip 		Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
+3% Item drops from monsters 		Damage Reduction: 3
Gnauga Tattoo
Gummi-Gnauga

gnauga hide buckler 		Off-Hand:
30 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 5
All Attributes +3

gnauga hide chaps 		Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +30

Government-Issued Garb
government-issued eyeshade 		Hat:
Power: 50
+10% to all Moxie Gains
+25 Damage vs. Ghosts
+5 Pool Skill 		+25% Meat from Monsters
+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Government-Issued Tattoo
government-issued candy

government-issued slacks 		Pants:
Power: 50
+10% to all Muscle Gains
+25% Damage vs. Skeletons
+5 Fishing Skill

government-issued necktie 		Accessory:
+10% to all Mysticality Gains
+25% Damage vs Zombies
+X% Meat from Monsters

Grass Guise
grass hat 		Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Maximum MP +10 		Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure
Oyster Egg Tattoo
foie gras

grass blade 		Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Weapon Damage +5

grass skirt 		Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +5

Grimy Reaper's Vestments
corrosive cowl 		Hat:
150 moxie required
Power: 200
+30 Spooky Damage
Stupendous Cold Resistance
Slime Hates It 		+100 Spooky Damage
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells
Reaper Tattoo
children of the candy corn

villainous scythe 		Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Slime Really Hates It
Weapon Damage +30%
+20% chance of Critical Hit

corroded breeches 		Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Slime Hates It
Damage Absorption +50
+5% chance of Critical Hit

Guzzlr Uniform
Guzzlr hat 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 100
Earn 25% more stats from guzzlr deliveries 		+25% Combat Initiative
Guzzlr Tattoo 		A random booze item (see this list)

Guzzlr pants 		Pants:
no stat required
Power: 100
Get more Guzzlrbucks for successful deliveries

Guzzlr shoes 		Accessory:
Make Guzzlr deliveries in less time

Hateful Habiliment
Lens of Hatred 		Hat:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15% Meat from Monsters
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60% 		All Attributes +15%
Yog-Urt Tattoo
worst candy

Staff of Simmering Hatred 		Weapon:
125 Mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +200%

Cold Stone of Hatred 		Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Mysticality +20%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%

Pantaloons of Hatred 		Pants:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants Static Shock)

Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 		Accessory:
125 Moxie required
Monsters will be less attracted to you
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Makes running more comfortable (Restores HP when successfully running from battle)

Girdle of Hatred 		Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +45%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Tightenable (Grants Tighten Girdle)

High-Radiation Mining Gear
radiation-resistant helmet 		Hat:
Power: 50
-10% Item Drops from Monsters 		Serious Cold Resistance
High-Radiation Tattoo
Glo-Pop

high-energy mining laser 		Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
2x chance of fumble
+20 Hot Damage

servo-assisted exo-pants 		Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative -30%

Hodgman's Regal Frippery
Hodgman's porkpie hat 		Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power 		+25 Hobo Power
(Grants summon hobo underling)
Hobo Glyph Tattoo
roll of Hob-Os

Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 		Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power

Hodgman's bow tie 		Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power

Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
cold ninja mask 		Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +15% 		So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
Ninja Tattoo
Cold Hots candy

icy-hot katana 		Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage

ninja hot pants 		Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 70
+4 Hot Damage

Hot Daub Ensemble
hot daub bun 		Hat:
27 mysticality required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells 		Serious Cold Resistance
Clay Tattoo
daub-breaker

foot-long hot daub 		Weapon:
27 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 17
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells

hot daub stand 		Pants:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells

Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments
Frosty's old silk hat 		Hat:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only) 		+50 Cold Damage
(Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator while in Hobopolis)
Snowballs Tattoo
frostbite-flavored Hob-O

Frosty's nailbat 		Weapon:
200 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +30%
+3% chance of Critical Hit
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Frosty's carrot 		Accessory:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)



Knight's Armor
helm of the white knight 		Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure
Slight Resistance to All Elements 		+10% Pickpocket Chance
Black Knight Tattoo
pawn cookie

trousers of the white knight 		Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power:60
All Attributes +3
Maximum HP/MP +15

wristwatch of the white knight 		Accessory:
15 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +10%
+3 Adventures per day when equipped.

Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Knob Goblin elite helm 		Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3 		Muscle +7
Elite Guard Tattoo
Knob Goblin steroids

Knob Goblin elite polearm 		Weapon:
15 muscle required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +3

Knob Goblin elite pants 		Pants:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Moxie +3

Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
Knob Goblin harem veil 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 10
Slight Stench Resistance 		+3 Sleaze Damage
Harem Girl Tattoo
Knob Goblin love potion

Knob Goblin harem pants 		Pants:
no stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +1

Lathed Livery
hemlock helm 		Hat:
50 moxie required
Power: 200
Muscle +100%
+30 Monster Level
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. 		+15 Familiar Weight
Lathe Tattoo
fistful of wood shavings

balsam barrel 		Back:
'50 muscle required
All Attributes +50%
+15% Item Drops from Monsters
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure

purpleheart "pants" 		Pants:
50 moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +100%
Combat Initiative +50%
+5 Advenutre(s) per day when equipped.

wormwood wedding ring 		Accessory:
50 mysticality required
Mysticality +100%
+50% Meat from Monsters
+30 Spooky Damage
+30 Spooky Spells
Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)

Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
Elder Turtle Shell 		Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
+3 to Familiar Weight 		+1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo
chocolate turtle totem

Flail of the Seven Aspects 		Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15
Never Fumble
Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails

Galapagosian Cuisses 		Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
+5 to Familiar Weight

Garter of the Turtle Poacher 		Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*

Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
Disco 'Fro Pick 		Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +11% 		+50% Combat Initiative
Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo
chocolate disco ball

Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 		Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +11
+23% Meat from Monsters
+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion

Volartta's bellbottoms 		Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +11

Bling of the New Wave 		Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt

Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎
El Sombrero De Lopez 		Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +7 		+50% Pickpocket bonus
Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo
chocolate stolen accordion

The Trickster's Trikitixa 		Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +15
Ranged Damage +23
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
Special Attack: Extreme High Note

Lederhosen of the Night 		Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +15%

La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 		Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
Keep 1 additional song in your head

Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
Colander of Em-er'il 		Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure 		Pasta Thralls will occasionally act more experienced
Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo
chocolate pasta spoon

Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 		Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
+50% Food Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative +40%
Special Attack: Noodles of Fire

Angelhair Culottes 		Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +15

Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 		Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day

Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎
Ancient Saucehelm 		Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +11 		Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)
Reversed Sauceror Tattoo
chocolate saucepan

Windsor Pan of the Source 		Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
Spell Damage +23
+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Special Attack: Saucemageddon

Newman's Own Trousers 		Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure

Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 		Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*

Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎
Scalp of Gorgolok 		Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
Weapon Damage +11 		+100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals
Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo
chocolate seal-clubbing club

Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 		Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +23
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+20 Physical Damage
Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash

Krakrox's Loincloth 		Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
Combat Initiative +15%

Claw of the Infernal Seal 		Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*

Loofah Loungewear
loofah lumberjack's hat 		Hat:
Power: 50
Muscle +10
Regenerates 15-25 HP per adventure
Feels good on your head 		Damage Absorption +200
Loofah Loungewear Tattoo
chocolate-covered loofah

loofah ladle 		Weapon:
Damage: 5-10
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum MP +30
Lets you sling cold stew at your enemies

loofah lederhosen 		Pants:
Power: 50
Mysticality +10
Regenerates 10-20 MP per adventure
You often find loose Meat in them

loofah lavalier 		Accessory:
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum HP/MP +20
Lets you unleash lava on your foes

loofah legwarmers 		Accessory:
Moxie +10
Regenerates 5-15 MP per adventure
Regenerates 5-15 HP per adventure
They keep your legs warm

loofah lei 		Accessory:
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum HP +40
Lets you lasso your foes

Luniform
Moonthril Circlet 		Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +0-45% 		Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25%
Lunar Tattoo
Comet Drop

Moonthril Flamberge

or


Moonthril Longbow 		Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Muscle +0-45%

or

Weapon:
40 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
Moxie +0-45%

Moonthril Greaves 		Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +0-45%
Mysticality +0-45%
Moxie +0-45%

Marble Materials
marble mariachi hat 		Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+10 Monster Level
Ranged Damage +30%
Damages enemies who hit you 		+10 Familiar Weight
Marble Materials Tattoo
Mallomarbles

marble mantle 		Back:
40 Muscle required
Damage Reduction:10
Weapon Damage +30%
Damages enemies who hit you

marble mignonette bowl 		Off-hand:
40 Mysticality required
Regenerates 4-8 MP per adventure
+40 Damage to Cold Spells
Damages enemies who hit you

marble maebari 		Pants:
40 Muscle required
Power: 120
Muscle +20%
+20 Sleaze Damage
Damages enemies who hit you

marble magnet 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality +20%
Spell Damage +30%
Damages enemies who hit you

marble medallion 		Accessory:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +20%
Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
Damages enemies who hit you

Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear
Mer-kin gladiator mask 		Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater 		+3% chance of Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Colosseum)
Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo
Mer-kin saltmint

Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 		Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Damage Reduction: 10
+2 MP to use Skills

Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments
Mer-kin scholar mask 		Hat:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater 		+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Library)
Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo
Mer-kin saltsquid

Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 		Pants:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Mysticality +10%
+2 MP to use Skills

Meteor Masquerade
meteortarboard 		Hat:
Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
Mysticality +15%
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit 		+50% Meat Drops from Monsters
Meteoroid Tattoo
cocoa chondrule

shooting morning star 		Weapon (1-handed flail):
Muscle +15%
+15 Hot Damage
Successful hit weakens opponent

meteorb 		Off-hand:
Mysticality +5
Maximum MP +10%
Contributes Hot Damage to your spells

meteorite guard 		Off-hand:
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks

asteroid belt 		Accessory:
+10 to Monster Level
Ranged Damage +50%
Deflects 25% of enemy attacks

meteorthopedic shoes 		Accessory:
Combat Initiative +30%
Moxie +15%
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

Miming Regalia
miming beret 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 10
Serious Stench Resistance 		Damage Reduction: 10
So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
So-So Stench Resistance
So-So Spooky Resistance
So-So Sleaze Resistance
Mime Tattoo
Good 'n' Quiet

miming shirt 		Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 10
Serious Cold Resistance

miming corduroys 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 10
Serious Hot Resistance

miming gloves 		Accessory:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 10
Serious Sleaze Resistance

miming boots 		Accessory:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 10
Serious Spooky Resistance

Mining Gear
miner's helmet 		Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
+5% Item Drops from Monsters 		+5% Meat from Monsters
(Allows mining Deep Inside the Knob Shaft and Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine)
Miner Tattoo
dwarf bread

7-Foot Dwarven mattock 		Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Successful hit weakens opponent

miner's pants 		Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +20

Moss Mufti
moss mitre 		Hat:
Power: 50
Mysticality +10
So-So Stench Resistance
Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal 		Maximum HP +25%
Moss Mufti Tattoo
moss floss

moss mantle 		Back:
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
So-So Sleaze Resistance
Lets you delevel and stun a foe

moss mace 		Weapon:
Damage: 5-10
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
So-So Hot Resistance
Lets you mug a foe

moss megaphone 		Off-hand:
Muscle +10
So-So Cold Resistance
Whisper with the voice of the Great Turtle Spirits

moss medal 		Accessory:
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
So-So Spooky Resistance
Lets you impress your pasta thrall

moss marlinspike 		Accessory:
Moxie +10
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt

Mushroom Masquerade
mushroom cap 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 100
+25 to Monster Level
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. 		All Attributes +25%
Maximum HP/MP +25
+50% Combat Initiative
+5 Stats Per Fight
+10 to Familiar Weight
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Mushroom Tattoo
marshroom

mushroom shield 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 6
Muscle +40
Mysticality -20
Moxie -20
Monsters will be more attracted to you.

mushroom pants 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 100
Moxie +40
Muscle -20
Mysticality -20
Monsters will be much less attracted to you.

mushroom badge 		Accessory:
No stat required
Mysticality +40
Muscle -20
Moxie -20
-25 to Monster Level

Mutant Couture
parasitic headgnawer 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers. 		Release Your Inner Mutant
(Allows the use of the Strangle, Disarm and Entangle skills)
(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)
DNA Tattoo
Gummi-DNA

parasitic claw 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 3 - 6
+X Weapon Damage

parasitic strangleworm 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: X +20

parasitic tentacles 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Combat Initiative +X%

Mutant Parts Apparel
mutant crown 		Hat:
50 Muscle required
Power: 200
+15 to Monster Level
Muscle+25%
Regenerates 25-50 HP and MP per adventure 		Muscle +100%
+50 to Monster Level
Mutant Tattoo
mutated candy lump

mutant arm 		Weapon:
50 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
+5 to Monster Level
Maximum HP +25
Weapon Damage +50%

mutant legs 		Pants:
50 Muscle required
Power: 200
+10 to Monster Level
Muscle +10
+10% Chance of Critical Hit

Oil Rig
oil cap 		Hat:
42 moxie required
Power: 115
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) 		+30% Combat Initiative
Oil Tattoo
crude crudités

oil lamp 		Off-Hand:
45 muscle required
+5 Sleaze Damage
+5 Hot Damage

oil slacks 		Pants:
45 moxie required
Combat Initiative +20%

OK Lumberjack Outfit
balaclava 		Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Slight Cold Resistance 		+10% chance of Critical Hit
Little Canadia Tattoo
maple syrup

los chinos 		Pants:
12 moxie required
Power: 55
Damage Absorption +20

disbelief suspenders 		Accessory:
10 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance

Palmist Paraphernalia
extra-large palm-frond toupee 		Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
+2 Stats Per Fight 		Moxie +7
Palm Tattoo
bit-o-cactus
or

honey-dipped locust

palm-frond whip 		Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 3 - 5
Weapon Damage +30

palm-frond capris 		Pants:
55 moxie required
Power: 140
Moxie +4
Maximum HP/MP +30

Paperclippery
paperclip turban 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
All Attributes +5
Maximum HP/MP +5
Damage Reduction: 5 		Helpful!
(Can prevent an enemy attack)
Paperclip Tattoo
elderly jawbreaker

paperclip pants 		Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Combat Initiative +15%

paperclip-on tie 		Accessory:
no stat required
Weapon Damage +5
Spell Damage +5
+1 Stats Per Fight

paperclip cape 		Back item:
75 mysticality required
Regenerate 5-7 HP and MP per adventure

Paraffinalia
paraffin pith helmet 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 Cold Damage
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack 		+50% Item Drops from Monsters
+100% Meat from Monsters
Paraffinalia Tattoo
Para-Pop

paraffin poncho 		Back:
no stat required
Mysticality +10
+10 Sleaze Damage
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

paraffin pseudoaccordion 		Weapon:
no stat required
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+10 Spooky Damage
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

paraffin palazzos 		Pants:
no stat required
Moxie +10
+10 Stench Damage
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

paraffin punching bag 		Accessory:
no stat required
Muscle +10
+10 Hot Damage
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

paraffin pendant 		Accessory:
no stat required
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum MP +10
Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

Pinata Provisions
papier-mitre 		Hat:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
+5 to Familiar Weight
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Helps you describe things 		Damage Reduction: 15
Rad Lib Tattoo
pile of candy

papier-mâchuridars 		Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Never Fumble
Improves Things

papier-masque 		Accessory:
20 mysticality required
Spell Damage +10
Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Makes your possessions seem more interesting

PirateRealm Assortment
PirateRealm party hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
Muscle +10
Mysticality +10
Moxie +10
Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures 		Moxie +20%
PirateRealm Tattoo
one piece of bubble gum

conquistador's breastplate 		Shirt:
No stat required
Power 80
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
+15% Meat from Monsters

piratical blunderbuss 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 8 - 16
+5 to Familiar Weight
+30% Booze Drops from Monsters

pirate radio ring 		Accessory:
No stat required
+2 Spooky Damage
+2 Stench Damage
+2 Hot Damage
+2 Cold Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage
Spell Damage +15%

plush sea serpent 		Accessory:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 10
-100 to Monster Level (Underwater Only)

Pork Elf Prizes
pig-iron helm 		Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Muscle +7, Weapon Damage +10 		Item Drops +10%
Pig Iron Tattoo
Elvish delight

pig-iron shinguards 		Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 90
Moxie +6, Combat Initiative +10%

pig-iron bracers 		Accessory:
30 mysticality required
Mysticality +8, Spell Damage +10

Primitive Radio Duds
Voluminous Radio Hat 		Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure 		Slight Resistance to All Elements
Notes Tattoo 		none

Voluminous Radio Pants 		Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure

Voluminous Radio Sneakers 		Accessory:
60 mysticality required
All Attributes +10

Psychic Enpsemble
psychic's circlet 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Regenerate 3-6 MP per adventure
Spell Damage +10 		+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
Psychic Tattoo
mystery lollipop

psychic's crystal ball 		Off-Hand:
35 Mysticality required
All Attributes +5
Combat Initiative +20%

psychic's pslacks 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure

psychic's amulet 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Spell Damage +10
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)

Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 		Hat:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only) 		+40 Damage to Hot Spells
Restores 20-30 MP per adventure
(Grants Start Trash Fire while in Hobopolis)
Burning Tire Tattoo
sterno-flavored Hob-O

Ol' Scratch's ash can 		Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Hot
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 		Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia
burning paper hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 100
Serious Stench Resistance
Maximum HP/MP +25
Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure 		+30 Hot Damage
+30 Damage to Hot Spells
Burning News Tattoo
hot button candy

burning cape 		Back item:
No stat required
Serious Hot Resistance
Maximum HP/MP +25
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

burning paper crane 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
Serious Spooky Resistance
Maximum HP/MP +25
+10 to Familiar Weight

burning paper jorts 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 100
Serious Sleaze Resistance
Maximum HP/MP +25
Spell Damage +25

burning paper slippers 		Accessory:
No stat required
Serious Cold Resistance
Maximum HP/MP +25
Combat Initiative +50%

Radio Free Regalia
Radio Free Baseball Cap 		Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head
(Moxie +20) 		Never Fumble
Radio Tattoo 		None

Radio Free Foil 		Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 15 - 30
Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon
(Muscle +20)

Radio Free Pants 		Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird
(Mysticality +20)

Raiments of the Final Boss
Helm of the Scream Emperor 		Hat:
Power:120
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
All Attributes +5% 		All Attributes +10%
Boss Drops

Cloak of Dire Shadows 		Back item:
Maximum MP +40
+10% Meat from Monsters
All Attributes +5%

Sword of Dark Omens 		1-handed weapon:
Damage: 12 - 24
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Stench Damage
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage
Spell Damage +50%
All Attributes +5%

Shield of Icy Fate 		Off-hand item (shield):
Damage Reduction: 7
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Weapon Damage +25%
All Attributes +5%

Greaves of the Murk Lord 		Pants:
Power:120
Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure
+5 to Familiar Weight
All Attributes +5%

Boots of Twilight Whispers 		Accessory:
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%
All Attributes +5%

Belt of Howling Anger 		Accessory:
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
+3% chance of Critical Hit
All Attributes +5%

Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 		Accessory:
Maximum HP +75
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
All Attributes +5%

Roy Orbison Disguise
clingfilm cap 		Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Slight Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure 		Moxie +15
Roy Orbison Tattoo
fruitfilm

clingfilm trousers 		Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Mysticality +9

clingfilm slippers 		Accessory:
60 mysticality required
Spell Damage +15

Shadow Shuit
shadow chef's hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 100
+13 Spooky Damage
All Attributes +13
Maximum MP +13 		Serious Cold resistance
Serious Hot resistance
Shadow Shuit Tattoo
shadow candy

shadow trousers 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 100
+13 to Monster Level
+13% Meat from Monsters
Maximum HP +13

Seafaring Suit
foam commodore's hat 		Hat:
85 moxie required
Power:200
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25% 		+100% Combat Initiative
Sailor Tattoo
candy crayons

miniature deck cannon 		Weapon:
85 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Ranged Damage +25
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure

foam naval trousers 		Pants:
85 moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative +50%

Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit
spearfish fishing spear 		Weapon:
30 Muscle required
Damage: 15 - 30
Weapon Damge +50%
+10 Monster Level
+5 Fishing Skill 		+5 Fishing Skill
Shallow Sea Fishing Tattoo
Finnish Fish

waders 		Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 150
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
+5 Stat(s) per Fight
+5 Fishing Skill

lucky rabbitfish fin 		Accessory:
30 Mysticality required
Regenerate 10 -12 HP and MP per adventure
+5 to Familiar Weight
+5 Fishing Skill

Slime Enslamble
slime fedora 		Hat:
30 Mysticality required
Power: 150
Mysticality +25%
+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure 		Mysticality +100%
Slime Blob Tattoo
virgin jello shot

slime knuckles 		Weapon:
30 Mysticality required
Damage: 15 - 30
Mysticality +25%
+25 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Spell Damage +50%

slime waders 		Pants:
30 Mysticality required
Power: 150
Mysticality +25%
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)

Slimesuit
hardened slime hat 		Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +20% 		Serious Resistance to All Elements
Slime Tattoo
Good 'n' Slimy

hardened slime pants 		Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Never Fumble
Moxie +20%

hardened slime belt 		Accessory:
200 Mysticality required
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure
Mysticality +20%

Smoked Pottery
pottery hat 		Hat:
Power: 45
Slight Cold resistance
+5 Hot Damage 		+15 Hot Damage
Pottery Tattoo
volcanic ash

pottery shield 		Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 3
+5 Hot Damage

pottery training pants 		Pants:
Power: 50
All Attributes +3
+5 Hot Damage

SMOOCH Army Uniform
SMOOCH breastplate 		Shirt:
37 Muscle required
Power: 105
Damage Absorption +40
Damages Attacking Opponent 		Hurt those who touch you even more!
Smooch Tattoo
Hersey™ SMOOCH

SMOOCH codpiece 		Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +20
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH bracers 		Accessory:
27 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +15
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH kneepads 		Accessory:
30 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 10
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH spaulders 		Accessory:
32 Mysticality required
Damage Absorption +25
Damages Attacking Opponent

Snakeskin Suit
snakeskin cowboy hat 		Hat:
20 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5
Ranged Damage +50% 		Moxie +100%
Snakeskin Tattoo
licorice snake

snakeskin jacket 		Shirt:
20 Muscle required
Power: 100
Moxie +15
Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure

snakeskin thighboots 		Pants:
20 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +10
Combat Initiative +50%

Snowman Suit
snow hat 		Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 3 		+15 Cold Damage
Snowman Tattoo
snowball

snow pants 		Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
So-So Hot resistance

snow belly 		Accessory:
10 mysticality required
+6 Cold Damage

Space Beast Furs
space beast fur hat 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5 		Damage Reduction: 25
Space Beast Tattoo
candy UFOs

space beast fur whip 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
Damage Reduction: 5

space beast fur pants 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5

Spant Armor
spant backplate 		Back:
20 Muscle required
All Attributes +5%
Damage Absorption: +100 		Damage Absorption: +200
Spant Tattoo
Spant eggs

spant spear 		Weapon:
20 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
All Attributes +10%
Weapon Damage +25%

spant shield 		Off-Hand Item:
20 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 6
Muscle +15%
Damage Absorption: +100

spants 		Pants:
20 Moxie required
Moxie +15%
Damage Absorption: +100

spant shoulderpads 		Accessory:
20 Mysticality required
Mysticality +15%
Damage Absorption: +100

Spelunker's Gear
Spelunker's fedora 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +10%
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight 		+15% chance of Critical Hit
Spelunker Tattoo
Spechunky bar

Spelunker's whip 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 1-2
Weapon Damage +25%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+5 to Familiar Weight

Spelunker's khakis 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Monsters will be more attracted to you

Stained Glass Suit
stained glass stetson 		Hat:
40 Mysticality required
Power: 120
Mysticality +20%
+5 to Familiar Weight
+5 Damage to Hot Spells
+5 Damage to Cold Spells
+5 Damage to Stench Spells
+5 Damage to Spooky Spells
+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells 		+50% Combat Initiative
Stained Glass Suit Tattoo
stained hard candy

stained glass serape 		Back:
40 Moxie required
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
+5 Sleaze Damage

stained glass shiv 		Weapon:
40 Moxie required
Damage: 12-24
Moxie +20%
Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
+5 Stench Damage

stained glass shield 		Off-Hand:
40 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 7
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
+5 Cold Damage

stained glass suspenders 		Accessory:
40 Muscle required
Muscle +20%
Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
+5 Hot Damage

stained glass spectacles 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
+5 Spooky Damage

Star Garb
star hat 		Hat:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Maximum MP +30 		All Attributes +7
Star Tattoo
Senior Mints

star buckler 		Off-Hand:
67 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
All Attributes +2

star pants 		Pants:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Combat Initiative +20%

Sucker Samurai Suit
sucker kabuto 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5 		Damage Reduction: 10
Lollipop Tattoo
Atomic Pop

sucker hakama 		Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5

sucker tachi 		Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +10

Swashbuckling Getup
eyepatch 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 25
Moxie +2 		Moxie +7
(Different adventures at The Pirate's Cove)
Pirate Tattoo
bottle of rum

swashbuckling pants 		Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +4

stuffed shoulder parrot 		Accessory:
25 mysticality required
Maximum MP +5

Synthetic Suit
polyester panama hat 		Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Meat from Monsters
Adds Damage to Disco Dances 		+5 to Familiar Weight
Synthetic Tattoo
polyeaster egg

polyester parachute 		Back item:
no stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Fury Increases Your Initiative

polyester peeler 		Weapon (1-handed utensil):
no stat required
Damage:5-10
Spell Damage +20%
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell

polyester pad 		Off-hand item (shield):
no stat required
Damage Reduction: 3
Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys

polyester pettipants 		Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better


polyester pulsera 		Accessory:
no stat required
+10% Pickpocket Chance
Combat Initiative +20%
Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP

Tapered Threads
duct tape fedora 		Hat:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
Mysicality +12
Maximum MP +40 		Combat Initiative +30%
Duct Tape Tattoo
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy

duct tape sword 		Weapon:
82 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 39
Damage Absorption +40
+5% Items from Monsters

duct tape dockers 		Pants:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
All Attributes +6
Slight Resistance to All Elements

Tawdry Tramp Togs
Chester's bag of candy 		Weapon:
200 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
+30 Sleaze Damage
Moxie +10%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only) 		+20 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
(Grants Hypnotize Hobo while in Hobopolis)
Greasy Bacon Tattoo
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O

Chester's cutoffs 		Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)

Chester's moustache 		Accessory:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%
+20 Sleaze Damage

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Terra Cotta Tackle
terra cotta train 		Back:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality +20%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes 		Maximum HP +200%
Maximum MP +100%
Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo
terra panna cotta

terra cotta tongs 		Weapon:
40 Mysticality required
Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+5 Spooky Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Cold Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

terra cotta tambourine 		Off-hand:
40 Moxie required
Moxie +20%
+10 to Monster Level
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

terra cotta trousers 		Pants:
40 Muscle required
Power: 120
Muscle
+5 to Familiar Weight
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

terra cotta truss 		Accessory:
40 Muscle required
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Combat Initiative +40%
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

terra cotta tie tack 		Accessory:
40 Moxie required
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+20% Meat from Monsters
Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

Terrifying Clown Suit
foolscap fool's cap 		Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Moxie +2
Mysticality -2 		+5 Spooky Damage
Clown Tattoo
brick

bloody clown pants 		Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
+3 Spooky Damage

big red clown nose 		Accessory 1:
10 mysticality required
Maximum HP +7

polka-dot bow tie 		Accessory 2:
10 mysticality required
Moxie +3

clown shoes 		Accessory 3:
10 mysticality required
Maximum MP +7

Terrycloth Tackle
makeshift turban 		Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Interferes with your vision
So-So Spooky resistance 		Damage Absorption +30
42 Tattoo
toothbrush

makeshift skirt 		Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +15%

makeshift cape 		Back item:
35 mysticality required
+5% Items from Monsters

The Emperor's New Clothes
The Emperor's new hat 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 10
Mysticality +X (where X is your current level) 		Increased transparency
The Emperor's New Tattoo
The Emperor's new cookie

The Emperor's new shirt 		Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 10
Muscle +X (where X is your current level)

The Emperor's new pants 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +X (where X is your current level)

The Jokester's Costume
The Jokester's wig 		Hat:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 Spooky Damage 		+25% Item Drops from Monsters
+50% Meat from Monsters
The Jokester's Tattoo
exploding gum

The Jokester's gun 		Weapon:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent

The Jokester's pants 		Pants:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble

Thousandth Birthday Suit
bonedanna 		Hat:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
Serious Spooky Resistance
Weapon Damage +20 		+15 Spooky Damage
Skeleton Tattoo
candy skeleton

boneana hammock 		Pants:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
+20 Sleaze Damage

bone spurs 		Accessory:
45 mysticality required
+20 to Monster Level

Time Trappings
time helmet 		Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day 		+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Hourglass Tattoo
Now and Earlier

time sword 		Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+3 Adventures per day when equipped

time trousers 		Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day when equipped

Topiaria
topeé 		Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance 		So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
So-So Stench Resistance
So-So Spooky Resistance
So-So Sleaze Resistance
Topiary Tattoo
Shrubble Bubble

topiary tights 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

topiary necktie 		Accessory:
No stat required
Serious Sleaze Resistance

Toxic Togs
isotophat 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells 		+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Toxic Tattoo
nasty gum

toxic mop 		Weapon:
50 Muscle required
Damage: 15-30
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells

Three Mile Island shorts 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells

Trainbot Trappings
head-mounted Trainbot 		Hat:
Power: 50
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
Maximum MP +5
Moxie +5 		So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

So-So Cold Resistance (+2)


Trainbot Tattoo
chocolate covered ping-pong ball

leg-mounted Trainbots 		Pants:
Power: 50
Maximum HP +5
Damage Reduction: 5
Muscle +5

shoulder-mounted Trainbot 		Accessory:
+5% Meat from Monsters
-5 to Monster Level
Mysticality +5

Transparent Trappings
plexiglass pith helmet 		Hat:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
+5 to Familiar Weight
Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure
Muscle +30% 		Muscle +20%
Mysticality +20%
Moxie +20%
Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo
PlexiPips

plexiglass pikestaff 		Weapon:
75 muscle required
Damage: 18 - 36
Weapon Damage +25
+10 PvP fights per day when equipped
Muscle +30%

plexiglass pants 		Pants:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
Combat Initiative +25%
+20% Item Drops from monsters
Moxie +30%

plexiglass pendant 		Accessory 1:
75 mysticality required
Never Fumble
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Moxie +30%

plexiglass pocketwatch 		Accessory 2:
75 mysticality required
-3 MP to use Skills
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +30%

plexiglass pinky ring 		Accessory 3:
75 mysticality required
Spell Damage +30
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Mysticality +30%



Tropical Crimbo Duds
Tropical Crimbo Hat 		Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance 		All Attributes +10
Tropical Crimbo Tattoo
orange and black Crimboween candy

Tropical Crimbo Sword 		Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5

Tropical Crimbo Shorts 		Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%

Unblemished Uniform
stainless steel skullcap 		Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Maximum HP +30
Damage Absorption +60
Muscle +15% 		Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%
Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo
Wax Flask

stainless steel shillelagh 		Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
Weapon Damage +20
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Muscle +15%

stainless steel slacks 		Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Combat Initiative +15%
+20% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +15%

stainless steel scarf 		Accessory 1:
30 mysticality required
Spell Damage +20
+20 to Monster Level
Mysticality +15%

stainless steel solitaire 		Accessory 2:
30 mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +15%

stainless steel suspenders 		Accessory 3:
30 mysticality required
Damage Absorption +60
Maximum MP +40
Moxie +15%

Uncle Hobo's Rags
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 		Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+20 to Monster Level 		+15% Candy Drops from Monsters
Crimbo Beard Tattoo
holly-flavored Hob-O

Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 		Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +20%
+1% chance of Critical Hit

Uncle Hobo's epic beard 		Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
(+9 in December)

Velour Vestments
velour voulge 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 5 - 10
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+30% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf 		Weapon Damage +25
Spell Damage +25
Ranged Damage +25
Velour Vestments
Velougats™

velour valise 		Off-Hand:
No stat required
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+30% Booze Drops from Monsters
Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror

velour vaqueros 		Pants:
No stat required
Moxie +10
+30% Pants Drops from Monsters
Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness

velour vambraces 		Accessory:
No stat required
Muscle +10
+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper

velour veil 		Accessory:
No stat required
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+30% Accessory Drops from Monsters
Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini

velour viscometer 		Accessory:
No stat required
Mysticality +10
+30% Food Drops from Monsters
Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce



Vestments of the Treeslayer
bark beret 		Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 4 		Damage Reduction: 5
Arrrborween Tattoo
Ax of L'rose
(one time)


ribbon candy

bark boxers 		Pants:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 5

bark bracelet 		Accessory:
5 mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 2

Vile Vagrant Vestments
Wand of Oscus 		Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only) 		-5 MP to use Skills (For Pastamancers only)
(Grants Trashquake while in Hobopolis)
Pile of Garbage Tattoo
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O

Oscus's dumpster waders 		Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Oscus's pelt 		Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Violent Vestments
Lens of Violence 		Hat:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+15% Item Drops from Monsters
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants Violent Gaze) 		All Attributes +15%
Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo
violent pastilles

Pigsticker of Violence 		Weapon:
125 Moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +60%
Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you

Brand of Violence 		Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Moxie +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants Brand)

Jodhpurs of Violence 		Pants:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+4 PvP fights per day when equipped
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows moshing (Grants Mosh)

Ass-Stompers of Violence 		Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Monsters will be more attracted to you
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to stomp asses (Grants Stomp Ass)

Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 		Accessory:
125 Mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Casts reflections of your spells

War Hippy Fatigues
reinforced beaded headband 		Hat:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum HP +40 		+15 Stench Damage
War Hippy Tattoo
Steal This Candy

bullet-proof corduroys 		Pants:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40
Damage Reduction: 2

round purple sunglasses 		Accessory:
70 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance

Warbear Dress Armor
warbear dress helmet 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +10
+25% Booze Drops from Monsters 		+10% Item drops from monsters
Bear Claw Tattoo
warbear whosit

warbear dress greaves 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +10
+25% Food Drops from Monsters

warbear dress bracers 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Mysticality +10
+25% Candy Drops from Monsters

Wax Wardrobe
wax hat 		Hat:
10 muscle required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Maximum HP +10 		Moxie +7
Crayon Tattoo
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice

wax pants 		Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Combat Initiative +10%

Whittled Wearables
whittled tiara 		Hat:
All Attributes +10
+5 Spooky Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Cold Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
+3 Stat(s) Per Fight 		Maximum HP +50%
Maximum MP +25%
Whittle Tattoo
leftover chocolate bar

whittled shorts 		Pants:
All Attributes +10
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
Damage Reduction: 10

Wicker Wear
wicker slicker 		Back:
No stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Sleaze Resistance
Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight 		Muscle +15%
Mysticality +15%
Moxie +15%
Wicker Tattoo
Wickers bar

wicker sticker 		Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 11-22
Weapon Damage +20%
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Is a sweet, sweet knife

wicker clicker 		Off-hand:
No stat required
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Cadenza will briefly stun opponents

wicker knickers 		Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord

wicker kickers 		Accessory:
No stat required
Combat Initiative +20%
HP+20
Add a stomp attack to every Smack

wicker ticker 		Accessory:
No stat required
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Spell Damage +20%
Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP

Workoutfit
sweatband 		Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Damage Reduction: 5 		+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Workout Tattoo
pint of sweat

gym shorts 		Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +20%

ankleweights 		Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+1 Stats Per Fight

Wrought Wrappings
wrought-iron wig 		Hat:
50 Moxie required
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+15 Cold Damage
Makes Northern Explosion deal addtional damage over time 		Weapon Damage +100%
Wrought-iron Tattoo
Wrotz

wrought-iron whisk 		Weapon (1-handed utensil):
40 Mysticality required
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Monster Level
Adds many additional balls to Salsaball

wrought-iron waders 		Pants:
40 Moxie required
+5 Spooky Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Cold Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
+20% Meat Drops from Monsters
Adds extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos

wrought-iron winch crank 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +40%
Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
Increases the damage of Spirit Snap

wrought-iron widget 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum HP +40
Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon

wrought-iron walker 		Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time

Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
wumpus-hair wig 		Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie -5
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells 		+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage
Dodecahedron Tattoo
lint

dubious peppermint

wumpus-hair whip 		Weapon:
Damage: 2 - 3
+2 Spooky Damage
+2 Stench Damage
+2 Hot Damage
+2 Cold Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage

wumpus-hair loincloth 		Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative -10%
Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure
So-So Cold Resistance

Xiblaxian Stealth Suit
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 		Hat:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Mysticality +20% 		Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%
Xiblaxian Tattoo
Take Eleven Bar

Xiblaxian stealth vest 		Shirt:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Muscle +20%

Xiblaxian stealth trousers 		Pants:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Moxie +20%

Yendorian Finery
cornuthaum 		Hat:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
Mysticality +3
Moxie +3 		Be careful! New moon tonight. (Eating or using a fortune cookie sometimes gives messages from Nethack.)
Elbereth Tattoo
candied kobold

vorpal blade 		Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+8% chance of Critical hit

ring of aggravate monster 		Accessory:
25 mysticality required
Monster Level +5

History

  • On January 30, 2007, female avatars for outfits were introduced.
  • On July 27, 2013, the maximum amount of custom outfits was raised from 37 to 99. The old message for trying to add more was:
You don't need more than 37 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of supermodel?

References

  • The message about naming your Custom Outfit refers to one of Oscar Mayer's well-known jingles, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R".
  • The text for trying to go over the limit of 99 custom outfits (super-supermodel) refers to the old maximum, which was 37, and used supermodel.
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