Outfit

An outfit is a set of equipment with a common theme. Wearing an outfit can give you resistances, improve your stats, have different effects at some locations, or provide other benefits. Most costumes consist of a hat and pants and perhaps also a weapon, accessory, or shirt. Every outfit changes your avatar while being worn.

Equipping an outfit yields the following message:

You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>

If you try to equip an outfit that includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:

You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.

If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:

You already have that outfit equipped!

If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop-down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.

Visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing an outfit will unlock a tattoo, provided you've recovered his missing property.

All outfits except Vile Vagrant Vestments and Bakelite Brigandine have at least two items from these three categories:

• hat
• pants
• weapon

This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule are that it is possible to wear:

• the Yendorian Finery and the Vile Vagrant Vestments, since the former has a hat, a one-handed weapon, and an accessory, and the latter has an off-hand item, pants, and an accessory, and...
• the Bakelite Brigandine and the Dreadful Pajamas, since the former has a back item, an off-hand item, pants, and three accessories, and the latter has a hat, shirt, and weapon.

Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your familiar equipment (unless you have configured the inventory options in the account menu).

Custom Outfits

You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 99 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:

You don't need more than 99 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of super-supermodel?

If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:

Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.

If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:

You are already wearing "<outfit name>."

If you try to equip a custom outfit with an item(s) missing, it will say:

It appears you're already wearing all the parts of the outfit "<outfit name>" which you possess or can wear.

It will also say, for each of the missing items:

Item NOT found: <item picture and name>

See Dressing For Success for an analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.

Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:

• Wearing a snake shield with a serpentine sword gives a total of +20 Monster Level.
• Wearing a snarling wolf shield with a lupine sword gives a total of +18 Spooky Damage.
• Wearing a cardboard katana with a cardboard wakizashi gives a total of +23 Bonus Weapon Damage.
• Wearing n unique pieces of the Blasphemous Bedizenment gives (2ⁿ)% +item, (2ⁿ)% +meat, and (2ⁿ) +ML.
• Wearing n unique pieces of the Clothing of Loathing gives (2^n-1)% +item, (2ⁿ)% +meat, and +(2ⁿ)% to all stats.

Also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."

And finally, having a familiar (Mad Hatrack or Disembodied Hand or Fancypants Scarecrow) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.

Outfit Equipment and Effects

Outfit			Additional Effects	Tattoo	Halloween Treat
8-Bit Finery	pixel hat	Hat: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 All Attributes +2	Combat Initiative +25%	Sword Tattoo	pixellated candy heart
	pixel sword	Weapon: 10 Muscle required Damage: 5 - 10 Combat Initiative +15%
	pixel pants	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 Maximum HP/MP +10
Adobe Armor	adobe ayam	Hat: 40 Mysticality required Power: 120 +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +20% Meat Drops from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Damage Reduction: 10	Adobe Armor Tattoo	adobe brittle
	adobe abaya	Shirt: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
	adobe adze	Weapon: 40 Muscle required Damage: 12-24 +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
	adobe abacus	Off-hand: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
	adobe arsecover	Pants: 40 Muscle required Power: 120 Muscle +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
	adobe ascot	Accessory: 40 Moxie required Moxie +20% +30% Combat Initiative Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
Aeroutfit	aerogel akubra	Hat: Muscle +10 +10% Meat from Monsters Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight	+40% Meat Drops from Monsters	Aerogel Tattoo	Aerheads
	aerogel accordion	Weapon (ranged, 1-handed accordion): Moxie +10 Maximum HP +20 Only takes up one hand!
	aerogel attache case	Off-hand: +10% Pickpocket Chance +10 Stench Damage Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure
	aerogel anvil	Accessory: Weapon Damage +25% Never Fumble Gives a chance of generating extra Fury
	aerogel apron	Accessory: +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit Serious Hot Resistance Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier
	aerogel ascot	Accessory: Mysticality +10 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Dramatically improves Saucecicle
Animelf Apparel	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	Hat: Power: 10 Maximum HP/MP +20 Enables Friendship. And Goring.	Restores 4-6 HP and 2-3 MP per adventure	Animelf Tattoo	blind-packed capsule toy
	electronic dulcimer pants	Pants: Power: 10 +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Combat Initiative +25%
	Frown Exerciser	Accessory: +10 to Monster Level Moxie -5
Antique Arms And Armor	antique helmet	Hat: 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -10% Serious Spooky Resistance	Muscle +15	Armor Tattoo	Bit O' Ectoplasm
	antique spear	Weapon: 85 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent
	antique shield	Off-Hand: 85 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Combat Initiative -15%
	antique greaves	Pants: 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -10%
Antique Nutcracker Outfit	antique nutcracker hat	Hat: 30 Moxie required Power: 150 Combat Initiative +15% Moxie +15%	Muscle +25 Mysticality +25 Moxie +25 +25% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters	Antique Nutcracker Tattoo	candied almond
	antique nutcracker cape	Back: 30 Mysticality required Spell Damage +30% Mysticality +15%
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	Shirt: 30 Muscle required Power: 150 +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Muscle +15%
	antique nutcracker sword	Weapon: 30 Muscle required Damage: 15 - 30 Weapon Damage +30% Muscle +15%
	antique nutcracker drumstick	Off-hand: 30 Mysticality required Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Mysticality
	antique nutcracker pants	Pants: 30 Moxie required Power: 150 +15% Meat from Monsters Moxie +15%
	antique nutcracker epaulets	Accessory: 30 Moxie required Regenerates 6-12 HP per adventure Moxie +15%
	antique nutcracker beard	Accessory: 30 Mysticality required +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage Mysticality +15%
	antique nutcracker boots	Accessory: 30 Muscle required Weapon Damage +15 Muscle +15%
Arboreal Raiment	can of fake snow	Weapon: 35 Moxie required Damage: 10 - 20 +5 Cold Damage	Serious Stench Resistance	Wreath Tattoo	sugar-coated pine cone
	tree skirt	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +5
	colored-light "necklace"	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required Maximum MP +15
Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel	willowy bonnet	Hat: 22 Moxie required Power: 75 Maximum MP +40	Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure	Arbor Day Tattoo	Everlasting Deckswabber
	crotchety pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 75 Maximum HP +40
	Saccharine Maple pendant	Accessory: 22 Mysticality required Maximum HP/MP +20
Bakelite Brigandine	bakelite backpack	Back: 40 Muscle required +10 to Monster Level +20% Candy Drops from Monsters Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat	+20% Item Drops from Monsters	Bakelite Brigandine Tattoo	bakelite-covered bacon
	bakelite bowl	Off-hand: 40 Muscle required MP+20 Spell Damage +20 Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure
	bakelite breeches	Pants: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 Superhuman Hot Resistance Moxie +20% Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno
	bakelite belt	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +5% chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 10 Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury
	bakelite badge	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +5 to Familiar Weight Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
	bakelite brooch	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Mysticality +20% Active Saucespheres increase your Spell Damage
Bauxite Baubles	bauxite beret	Hat: 10 Muscle required Power: 150 Muscle +11 Maximum HP +X where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35 Weapon Damage +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35	+X Pool Skill X = 10 + <toddlers>0.25, rounded down, in Boxing Daycare	Bauxite Tattoo	Pneumo bar
	bauxite boxers	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 150 Moxie +11 +X% Combat Initiative where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35 Ranged Damage +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35
	bauxite bow-tie	Accessory: 10 Mysticality required Mysticality +11 Maximum MP +X where X = 23 + <toddlers>0.35 Spell Damage +Y where Y = where Y = 37 + <toddlers>0.35
Bits o' Honey	honeycap	Hat: 72 Moxie required Power: 175 Moxie +5% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Ranged Damage +15	+5% Items from Monsters	Honey Tattoo	honey stick
	honey dipper	Weapon: 72 Mysticality required Damage: 18 - 35 Mysticality +5% Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure Spell Damage +15
	honeybritches	Pants: 72 Moxie required Power: 175 Muscle +5% +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +15
Black Armaments	black helmet	Hat: 65 Muscle required Power: 160 Maximum HP +30	Muscle +6	Black Tattoo	One of: black pudding Blackfly Chardonnay black & tan black pepper black forest cake black forest ham
	black sword	Weapon: 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 +7% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +7
	black shield	Off-Hand: 65 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 10 Muscle +5 Maximum HP +20
	black greaves	Pants: 65 Moxie required Power: 160 Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +20
Blasphemous Bedizenment	Brimstone Beret	Hat: 30 Moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +50% Muscle -20% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3	All Attributes +30% (Hidden +64% Meat drops) (Hidden +64% Items from Monsters) (Hidden +64 Monster Level)	Brimstone Heart Tattoo	Pain Dip
	Brimstone Bludgeon	Weapon: 30 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Weapon Damage +30
	Brimstone Bunker	Off-hand: 30 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Muscle +50% Moxie -20% Damage Reduction: 10
	Brimstone Boxers	Pants: 30 Moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +50% Mysticality -20% Combat Initiative +50%
	Brimstone Brooch	Accessory 1: 30 Mysticality required Mysticality +50% Moxie -20% Spell Damage +40
	Brimstone Bracelet	Accessory 2: 30 Mysticality required Mysticality +50% Muscle -20% -3 MP to use Skills
Bounty-Hunting Rig	bounty-hunting helmet	Hat: 25 Moxie required Power: 100 +20% Items from Monsters	+15% Items from Monsters	Meat Tattoo	chocolate filthy lucre
	bounty-hunting rifle	Weapon: 25 Moxie required Damage: 10 - 20 +15% Items from Monsters
	bounty-hunting pants	Pants: 25 Moxie required Power: 100 +20% Items from Monsters
Bow Tux	bowler	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Muscle +5	+5% Items from Monsters	Bow Tux Tattoo	candy cane
	bow staff	Weapon: 35 Muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +3
	bowlegged pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +5
BRICKOfig Outfit	BRICKO hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 30 Maximum MP +3	+10% Items from Monsters	Minifigure Tattoo	BRICKO brick
	BRICKO sword	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 6 - 12 Weapon Damage +6
	BRICKO pants	Pants: No stat required Power:90 Damage Absorption +9
Brogre Brouture	Brogre bucket hat	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Monsters will be more attracted to you	Muscle +50%	Brogre Tattoo	Yolo™ chocolates
	Brogre brolo shirt	Shirt: 35 Muscle required Power: 100 +3 PvP fights per day when equipped
	Brogre brorts	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10 to Monster Level
Bugbear Costume	bugbear beanie	Hat: No stat required Power: 30	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3 (Required for a Trophy) (Cannot eat gingerbread bugbear) (Allows access to The Bugbear Bakery)	Bugbear Tattoo	cog sprocket spring
	bugbear bungguard	Pants: No stat required Power: 30
Ceramic Clothing	ceramic cenobite's robe	Shirt: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Regenerates 4-8 HP and MP per adventure Deal 30 damage and heal 30 HP (Grants Ceramic Cenobitize)	Damage Reduction: 20	Ceramic Clothing Tattoo	extra-hard jawbreaker
	ceramic celery grater	Weapon: 40 Mysticality required Damage: 12-24 Mysticality +20% +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Deal 30 damage and cause bleeding (Grants Ceramic Grate)
	ceramic centurion shield	Off-Hand: 40 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 9 Maximum HP +40 Regenerates 8-16 HP per adventure Bash a foe, dealing 30 damage and weakening them (Grants Ceramic Bash)
	ceramic cestus	Accessory 1: 40 Muscle required Muscle +20% +5 to Familiar Weight Punch a foe, dealing 30 damage and briefly stunning them (Grants Ceramic Punch)
	ceramic celsiturometer	Accessory 2: 40 Mysticality required +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +30 Regenerates 6-12 MP per adventure Deals 60 Hot Damage to a foe and briefly stun them, but also make them very angry (Grants Ceramic Boil)
	ceramic cerecloth belt	Accessory 3: 40 Moxie required Moxie +20% Combat Initiative +40% Never Fumble Deal 30 Spooky Damage to a target and weaken them (Grants Ceramic Skullgaze)
Ceramic Suit	porcelain porkpie	Hat: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 +20% Food Drops from Monsters Mysticality +20% Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells	Superhuman Hot Resistance Superhuman Cold Resistance Superhuman Sleaze Resistance Superhuman Stench Resistance Superhuman Spooky Resistance	Ceramic Suit Tattoo	porcelain candy dish
	porcelain pelerine	Back: 40 Muscle required +20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters +10 to Monster Level Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum
	porcelain police baton	Weapon: 40 Muscle required Damage: 12-24 Muscle +20% Your Smacks Restore MP
	porcelain pepper mill	Off-Hand: 40 Mysticality required +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm
	porcelain plus-fours	Pants: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP+4 +4 Spooky Damage +4 Stench Damage +4 Hot Damage +4 Cold Damage +4 Sleaze Damage +4% chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
	porcelain phantom mask	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters Moxie +20% Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
Chalk Chostume	chalk chapeau	Hat: +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Regenerates 3-6 HP and MP Weakens enemies who hit you	+5 Stats Per Fight	Chalk Chostume Tattoo	candy chalk
	chalk chlamys	Back: +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Monsters will be less attracted to you Weakens enemies who hit you
	chalk chalice	Off-hand: Maximum MP +15 +20 Damage to Hot Spells Weakens enemies who hit you
	chalk chinos	Pants: +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +20% Weakens enemies who hit you
	chalk chain	Accessory: +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Weakens enemies who hit you
	chalk choker	Accessory: +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +20% Pants Drops from Monsters Weakens enemies who hit you
Cheerful Reindeer Suit	cheerful antler hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 50 So-So Cold Resistance Moxie -15	Weapon Damage +25	Cheerful Reindeer Tattoo	sweetened reindeer fat
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	Shirt: No stat required Power: 50 So-So Cold Resistance Moxie -15
	cheerful pajama pants	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 So-So Cold Resistance Moxie -15
Chiffon Chiffinery	chiffon chapeau	Hat: No stat required Power: 50 +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Deals Cold Damage each round	Moxie +25%	Chiffon Tattoo	chiffon lemon
	chiffon chemise	Shirt: No stat required Power: 50 +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells Deals Sleaze Damage each round
	chiffon chakram	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 5-10 Moxie +10 +10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells Deals damage each round
	chiffon chamberpot	Off-hand: No stat required Mysticality +10 +10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Deals Stench Damage each round
	chiffon chaps	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells Deals Spooky Damage each round
	chiffon chevrons	Accessory: No stat required Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10 Delevels your foe each round
Cloaca-Cola Uniform	Cloaca-Cola helmet	Hat: No stat required Power: 30 Damage Absorption +10	Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure (Access to Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform))	Cloaca-Cola Tattoo	Dyspepsi grenade
	Cloaca-Cola shield	Off-Hand: No stat required Damage Reduction: 4 Mysticality +1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	Pants: No stat required Power: 30 Mysticality +3
Clockwork Apparatus	clockwork hat	Hat: 25 Moxie required Power: 80 Slight Spooky Resistance	I Meant To Do That! (Fumbles have helpful effects)	Clockwork Tattoo	Sugar Cog
	clockwork trench coat	Shirt: 25 Muscle required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +15
	clockwork pants	Pants: 25 Moxie required Power: 80 Combat Initiative +10%
Clothing of Loathing	Goggles of Loathing	Hat: 150 Mysticality required Power: 200 Makes you a better diver Combat Initiative +50% Superhuman Hot Resistance	??? (Hidden +64% Item Drops from Monsters) (Hidden +128% Meat from Monsters) (Hidden +128% to all attributes)	Loathing Tattoo	fudge-shaped hole in space-time
	Stick-Knife of Loathing	Weapon: 150 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +200% Superhuman Cold Resistance
	Scepter of Loathing	Off-Hand: 150 Mysticality required +15% chance of Critical Hit +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit Superhuman Spooky Resistance
	Jeans of Loathing	Pants: 150 Moxie required Power: 200 Regenerate 20-30 HP and MP per adventure Maximum HP/MP +500 Superhuman Stench Resistance
	Treads of Loathing	Accessory: 150 Muscle required +6 Adventures per day when equipped +6 PvP fights per day when equipped Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
	Belt of Loathing	Accessory: 150 Moxie required Damage Reduction: 20 +10 to Familiar Weight 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
	Pocket Square of Loathing	Accessory: 150 Mysticality required Never Fumble -3 MP to use Skills Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
Cold Comforts	double-ice cap	Hat: 20 Moxie required Power: 70 Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure. +10 Cold Damage	+30 Cold Damage +30 Damage to Cold Spells	Double-ice Tattoo	double-ice gum (with Russian Ice in inventory, otherwise 1 drunkenness)
	double-ice box	Off-hand: 20 Mysticality required All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage +10%
	double-ice britches	Pants: 20 Moxie required Power: 70 Stupendous Hot Resistance Damage Reduction: 4 Maximum HP/MP +40
Cool Irons	cool iron helmet	Hat: 250 Moxie required Power: 250 Damage Reduction: 20 Serious Hot Resistance	Damage Reduction: 20	Cool Iron Tattoo	ironic mint
	cool iron breastplate	Shirt: 250 Muscle required Power: 250 Damage Reduction: 20 Maximum HP +200
	cool iron greaves	Pants: 250 Moxie required Power: 250 Damage Reduction: 20 Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
Cooper's Couture	barrelhead	Hat: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 MP+25 Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure	Damage Reduction: 10	Barrel Tattoo	root beer barrel
	chest barrel	Shirt: 10 Muscle required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption: +50
	bottoms of the barrel	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 HP+50 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Crappy Mer-kin Disguise	crappy Mer-kin mask	Hat: 85 Moxie required Power: 200 Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater	All Attributes +30 (Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium and the Mer-kin Elementary School)	Crappy Mer-kin Tattoo	Mer-kin rocksalt
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	Pants: 85 Moxie required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -25% +2 MP to use Skills
Crimbo Duds	Crimbo hat	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Slight Spooky Resistance	+5% Items from Monsters	Crimbo Pressie Tattoo	fruitcake
	Crimbo sword	Weapon: 35 Muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 Weapon Damage +5
	Crimbo pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +30%
Crimborg Assault Armor	biomechanical crimborg helmet	Hat: 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage	+20 Ranged Damage	Crimborg Tattoo	nanite-infested candy cane
	C.B.F.G.	Weapon: 60 Moxie required Damage: 15 - 30 +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	Pants: 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
Crimbot Crimboutfit	toy Crimbot mega face	Hat: Power: 50 +10% Item Drops from Monsters +1 Crimbot Power Allows use of LIGHT in combat	+3 Crimbot Power	ZAP! Tattoo	sugar sphere
	toy Crimbot power glove	Weapon: Damage: 5 - 10 Weapon Damage +15 +1 Crimbot Power Allows use of ZAP in combat
	toy Crimbot super fist	Off-hand: Damage Reduction: 10 +1 Crimbot Power Allows use of POW in combat
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	Pants: Power: 50 Combat Initiative +30% +1 Crimbot Power Allows use of BURN in combat
Crimbuccaneer Rigging	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	Hat: Power: 50	Serious Stench Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance	Crimbuccaneer Tattoo	groggipop
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	Pants: Power: 50
Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume	cursed tricorn hat	Hat: 50 Moxie required Power: 200 Mysticality +25 +10 Stat(s) per fight +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped	+10% chance of Critical Hit +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit	Cursed Skeleton Pirate Tattoo	cursed chocolate doubloon
	cursed pirate cutlass	Weapon: 50 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +25 +10 Familiar Weight +5 Adventures per day when equipped
	cursed swash buckle	Accessory: 50 Mysticality required Moxie +25 +50% Meat from Monsters +25% Item drops from monsters
Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume	cursed eyepatch	Hat: 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Mysticality +15	+30 Spooky Damage	Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo	piece of after eight
	cursed cutlass	Weapon: 85 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +15
	cursed breeches	Pants: 85 Moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +15
Dark Bro's Vestments	The Necbromancer's Hat	Hat: 200 Moxie required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Spooky Spells	+40 Damage to Spooky Spells	Necbromancer Tattoo	Necbro wafers
	The Necbromancer's Stein	Off-hand: 200 Mysticality required All Spells Cast Are Spooky Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Spooky Spells
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	Pants: 200 Moxie required Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance +30 Damage to Spooky Spells
Dental Drip	tooth cap	Hat: 10 Mysticality required Power: 50 +25% Candy Drops from Monsters Spell Damage +5	+25% Candy Drops from Monsters	Dental Drip Tattoo	sampler size toothpaste
	cat o' nine teeth	Weapon: 10 Muscle required Damage: 5 - 10 +10 Sleaze Damage +10 to Monster Level
	toothy trousers	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Weapon Damage +10
Dinsey's Exoskeleton	Dinsey's brain	Hat: 100 Moxie required Power: 200 +30 Damage to Stench Spells Mysticality +30%	Muscle +100 Mysticality +100 Moxie +100	Dinsey's Brain Tattoo	sludgesicle
	Dinsey's pizza cutter	Weapon: 100 Mysticality required Damage: 20-40 Spell Damage +50% So-so Resistance to All Elements Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
	Dinsey's radar dish	Off-Hand: 100 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Deals Increasing Damage Every Round
	Dinsey's pants	Pants: 100 Moxie required Power: 200 +15 to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
	Dinsey's oculus	Accessory: 100 Muscle required Combat Initiative +40% Muscle +30%
	Dinsey's glove	Accessory: 100 Moxie required +30 damage to Accordion Thief Combat Skills Moxie +30%
Dire Drifter Duds	Zombo's skullcap	Hat: 200 Muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +20% +10 to Familiar Weight (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)	+5 to Familiar Weight (Grants Zombo's Visage while in Hobopolis)	Gravestone Tattoo	strawberry-flavored Hob-O
	Zombo's shield	Off-Hand: 200 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Damage Absorption +50 +30 Spooky Damage Muscle +20% (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
	Zombo's grievous greaves	Pants: 200 Muscle required Power: 200 Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Dreadful Bugbear Suit	Covers-Your-Head	Hat: 250 Moxie required Power: 300 Moxie +250 Maximum HP/MP +100 Combat Initiative +50% (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)	+50 Hot Damage +50 Damage to Hot Spells	Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo	Bugbearclaw Donut
	Drapes-You-Regally	Back item: 250 Moxie required +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Booze Drops from Monsters +20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
	Warms-Your-Tush	Pants: 250 Moxie required Power: 300 +50 Hot Damage Superhuman Cold Resistance) Slight Spooky Resistance (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Dreadful Ghost Suit	Mayor Ghost's toupee	Hat: 250 Mysticality required Power: 300 Mysticality +250 Maximum MP +125 Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure (Bonus for Pastamancers only)	+50 Spooky Damage +50 Damage to Spooky Spells	Dreadful Ghost Tattoo	8-bit banana
	Mayor Ghost's cloak	Back item: 250 Mysticality required +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +20% Weapon Drops from Monsters +20% Food Drops from Monsters (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
	Mayor Ghost's khakis	Pants: 250 Mysticality required Power: 300 +100 Damage to Spooky Spells Superhuman Sleaze Resistance Slight Cold Resistance (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Dreadful Pajamas	dreadful fedora	Hat: 200 Moxie required Power: 200 +25 Spooky Damage +25 Damage to Spooky Spells Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands	Makes you dream more frequently	Dreadful Pajama Tattoo	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
	dreadful sweater	Shirt: 200 Mysticality required Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
	dreadful glove	Weapon: 200 Muscle required Power: 200 +5% Chance of Critical Hit Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Dreadful Skeleton Suit	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	Hat: 250 Muscle required Power: 300 Muscle +50% Maximum HP +500 Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)	+50 Sleaze Damage +50 Damage to Sleaze Spells	Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo	bone bons
	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt: 250 Muscle required +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +5 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Pants: 250 Muscle required Power: 300 +50 Sleaze Damage Superhuman Hot Resistance Slight Stench Resistance (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Dreadful Vampire Suit	Thunkula's drinking cap	Hat: 250 Mysticality required Power: 300 Mysticality +50% Maximum MP +250 Regenerate 20-40 MP per adventure (Bonus for Saucerors only)	+50 Cold Damage +50 Damage to Cold Spells	Dreadful Vampire Tattoo	vial of blood simple syrup
	Drunkula's cape	Back item: 250 Mysticality required +3 Adventures per day when equipped +20% Candy Drops from Monsters +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters (Bonus for Saucerors only)
	Drunkula's silky pants	Pants: 250 Mysticality required Power: 300 +100 Damage to Cold Spells Superhuman Stench Resistance Slight Sleaze Resistance (Bonus for Saucerors only)
Dreadful Werewolf Suit	Great Wolf's headband	Hat: 250 Muscle required Power: 300 Muscle +250 Maximum HP +250 Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)	Weapon Damage +50 Spell Damage +50	Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo	little red jam
	Great Wolf's right paw	Weapon: 250 Muscle required Damage: 30 - 60 Weapon Damage +50 Weapon Damage +50% +10% chance of Critical Hit (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
	Great Wolf's left paw	Off-Hand: 250 Muscle required +10% Critical Hit Chance +10 Spooky Damage +10 Stench Damage +10 Hot Damage +10 Cold Damage +10 Sleaze Damage Damage Never Fumble (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Dreadful Zombie Suit	zombie mariachi hat	Hat: 250 Moxie required Power: 300 Moxie +50% Maximum HP/MP +150 Combat Initiative +40% (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)	+50 Stench Damage +50 Damage to Stench Spells	Dreadful Zombie Tattoo	Whenchamacallit bar
	zombie accordion	Weapon: 250 Moxie required Damage: 30 - 60 Ranged Damage +50 +10% Item drops from monsters Keep 1 additional song in your head (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
	zombie mariachi pants	Pants: 250 Moxie required Power: 300 +50 Stench Damage Superhuman Spooky Resistance Slight Hot Resistance (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Dwarvish War Uniform	dwarvish war helmet	Hat: 67 Moxie required Power: 165 Heads Up!	Damage Reduction: 10 (Allows you to mine inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.)	Dwarvish Tattoo	dwarf bread
	dwarvish war mattock	Weapon: 67 Muscle required Damage: 17 - 33 Magical Blue Glow
	dwarvish war kilt	Pants: 67 Moxie required Power: 165 Blinky Lights
Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	Hat: No stat required Power: 30 Damage Absorption +10	Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure (Access to Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform))	Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo	Cloaca grenade
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	Off-Hand: No stat required Damage Reduction: 4 Mysticality +1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	Pants: No stat required Power: 30 Mysticality +3
El Vibrato Relics	El Vibrato helmet	Hat: 200 Moxie required Power: 200	(Effect determined by the punchcards inserted into the helmet)	El Vibrato Tattoo	abandoned candy
	El Vibrato energy spear	Weapon: 200 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40
	El Vibrato leg guards	Pants: 200 Moxie required Power: 200
Eldritch Equipage	eldritch hat	Hat: 47 Moxie required Power: 125 +40 Spooky Spooky Damage +40 Damage to Spooky Spells Serious Spooky Resistance	+50% Items from Monsters	Eldritch Tattoo	eldritch essence or eldritch effluvium
	eldritch pants	Pants: 47 Moxie required Power: 125 Mysticality +20% Maximum MP +40 Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
Elf Guard Fatigues	Elf Guard patrol cap	Hat: Power: 50	Serious Cold Resistance Serious Hot Resistance	Elf Guard Tattoo	military candy cane
	Elf Guard hotpants	Pants: Power: 50
Encephalic Ensemble	Cerebral Cloche	Hat: 30 Moxie required Power: 90 Jellyfish Vision Maximum MP +15	+5% Items from Monsters	Jellyfish Tattoo	candy brain
	Cerebral Crossbow	Weapon: 30 Moxie required Damage: 9 - 18 +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
	Cerebral Culottes	Pants: 30 Moxie required Power: 90 Mysticality +10
eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear	eXtreme scarf	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Mysticality +5	Superhuman Cold Resistance	Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo	Wint-O-Fresh mint
	snowboarder pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Damage Absorption +20
	eXtreme mittens	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required Weapon Damage +2
Fancy Tux	fancy tophat	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Mysticality +15%	All Attributes +15%	Black Tie Tattoo	chocolate-covered caviar
	fancy tuxedo pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +15%
	fancy black tie	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required Muscle +15%
FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	Hat: Power: 50 Moxie +15	+25% Pickpocket Chance	Thief's Tattoo	chocolate Spider Queen
	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	Back: 40 Moxie required Moxie +15 Moxie +25% +50% Combat Initiative
	leggings of the Spider Queen	Pants: 40 Moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +15 Moxie +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
	Master Thief's utility belt	Accessory: 40 Moxie required Moxie +15 Moxie +25% +5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	Hat: Power: 50 Muscle +15	Weapon Damage +100%	Warrior's Tattoo	chocolate Ogre Chieftain
	Dragonscale breastplate	Shirt: 40 Muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +15 Muscle +25% Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	Pants: 40 Muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +15 Muscle +25% Maximum HP +100
	belt of Ogrekind	Accessory: 40 Muscle required Muscle +15 Muscle +25% +5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	Hat: Power: 50 Mysticality +15	Spell Damage +100%	Wizard's Tattoo	chocolate "Phoenix"
	nozzle of the Phoenix	Off-hand: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% +50 Damage to Hot Spells
	the Archwizard's briefs	Pants: 40 Mysticality required Power: 200 Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% Maximum MP +100
	the Ley Incursion's waist	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% +5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Fiberglass Finery	fiberglass fedora	Hat: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation	+50% Combat Initiative	Fiberglass Tattoo	fiberglass insulation
	fiberglass frock	Back item: 40 Muscle required +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +20 Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage
	fiberglass foil	Weapon (1-handed sword): 40 Muscle required Damage: 12 - 24 +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 to Monster Level Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
	fiberglass fetish	Off-Hand: 40 Muscle required Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Superhuman Stench Resistance A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat
	fiberglass fannypack	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +15 Sleaze Damage Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta
	fiberglass fingerguard	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required Combat Initiative +40% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke
Filthy Hippy Disguise	filthy knitted dread sack	Hat: 15 Moxie required Power: 60 +3 Stench Damage	+5 Stench Damage (Allows shopping at The Hippy Store.)	Hippy Tattoo	herb brownies
	filthy corduroys	Pants: 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Mysticality +3 Moxie -3
Flagstone Finery	flagstone fez	Hat: 40 Mysticality required Power: 120 Mysticality +20% +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Spooky Damage +5 Sleaze Damage Unleash dark rituals on your unsuspecting foes	Superhuman Hot Resistance Superhuman Cold Resistance Superhuman Sleaze Resistance Superhuman Stench Resistance Superhuman Spooky Resistance	Flagstone Finery Tattoo	Flag by the Foot™
	flagstone fleece	Back: 40 Moxie required +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Lets you flex your muscles
	flagstone flail	Weapon: 40 Muscle required Damage: 12-24 Muscle +20% +25% Meat from Monsters Lets you clobber your enemies
	flagstone flag	Off-Hand: 40 Muscle required +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +3% Item drops from monsters Lets you hit your enemies with a big heavy flag
	flagstone flip-flops	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +40% Lets you kick your enemies
	flagstone fringe	Accessory: 40 Moxie required Moxie +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Floaty Fatigues	floaty rock helmet	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit	+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit (+40% total)	Rock Tattoo	Rock Pops
	floaty rock pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
	floaty rock necklace	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Frat Boy Ensemble	Orcish baseball cap	Hat: 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3 Mysticality -3	+5 Sleaze Damage Different adventures at the Frat House Allows use of rolls of drink tickets More booze from hands full of drink tickets	Frat Boy Tattoo	Random bottle of Booze
	Orcish frat-paddle	Weapon: 20 Muscle required Damage: 7 - 14 +4 Sleaze Damage
	Orcish cargo shorts	Pants: 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
Frat Warrior Fatigues	beer helmet	Hat: 70 Moxie required Power: 170 Maximum MP +40	+15 Sleaze Damage	Frat Warrior Tattoo	Three random grapefruit, orange or tomato schnapps
	distressed denim pants	Pants: 70 Moxie required Power: 170 Slight Stench Resistance Damage Reduction: 2
	bejeweled pledge pin	Accessory: 70 Mysticality required Maximum HP +40
Frigid Northlands Garb	sealhide hood	Hat: 65 Moxie required Power: 160 Combat Initiative +20%	Serious Cold Resistance	No Seals Tattoo	Northern pemmican
	sealhide leggings	Pants: 65 Moxie required Power: 160 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
	sealhide buckler	Off-Hand: 65 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 7
Furry Suit	wolf mask	Hat: 60 Moxie required Power: 150 Muscle +4 Moxie -5	Moxie -75% Monster Level +5	Loser Tattoo	Tasty Fun Good rice candy
	furry pants	Pants: 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Sleaze Damage
Gabardine Guise	gabardine garibaldi	Hat: No stat required Power: 50 Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +20 Increases the damage of Saucegeyser	Maximum HP +100%	Gabardine Tattoo	Gabarbar
	gabardine gunnysack	Back item: No stat required Mysticality +10 +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli
	gabardine gaiters	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +15 Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped
	gabardine garland	Accessory: No stat required Maximum MP +10 +10 Hot Damage Makes your Headbutts restore HP
	gabardine girdle	Accessory: No stat required Moxie +10 +20% Booze Drops from Monsters Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
	gabardine gloves	Accessory: No stat required Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Serious Spooky Resistance Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns
Genie Garments	genie's turbane	Hat: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Maximum HP +10	+5% chance of Critical hit	Genie Lamp Tattoo	rainbow jellybean
	genie's scimitar	Weapon (1-handed sword): 10 Muscle required Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +5
	genie's pants	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Maximum MP +10
	genie's bracers	Accessory: 10 Mysticality required Mysticality +5 Moxie +5
Ghast Iron Gear	ghast iron Garibaldi	Hat: 70 Moxie required Power: 170 +10 Hot Damage +10 Spooky Damage	+20 Hot Damage +20 Spooky Damage	Hot Ghost Tattoo	Hot 'n' Scarys
	ghast iron cleaver	Weapon: 72 Muscle required Damage: 18 - 35 +15 Spooky Damage +15 Hot Damage
	ghast iron heater shield	Off-Hand: 75 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 11 +10 Spooky Damage +10 Hot Damage
	ghast iron codpiece	Pants: 70 Moxie required Power: 170 +10 Spooky Damage +10 Hot Damage
Gingerbread Best	gingerbread tophat	Hat: 10 Mysticality required Power: 50 Mysticality +10	+25% Sprinkles from Monsters	Gingerbread Tattoo	gingerbread bugbear
	gingerbread waistcoat	Shirt: 10 Muscle required Power: 50 Muscle +10
	gingerbread trousers	Pants: 10 Moxie required Power: 50 Moxie +10
	candy dress shoes	Accessory: 20 Muscle required Maximum HP +20 Weapon Damage +15 +10% chance of Critical Hit
	candy necktie	Accessory: 20 Moxie required Combat Initiative +20% Ranged Damage +15 +10% Pickpocket Chance
	chocolate pocketwatch	Accessory: 20 Mysticality required Maximum MP +20 Spell Damage +15 +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Glad Bag Glad Rags	giant discarded bottlecap	Hat: 62 moxie required Power: 155 Damage Reduction: 3 Mysticality -10	Mysticality +10 Moxie +10 +5 Stench Damage +5 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +10%	Recycling Tattoo	alphabet gum
	giant discarded plastic fork	Weapon: 62 muscle required Damage: 16 - 31 +10% Chance of Critical Hit Chance Combat Initiative -10%
	giant discarded torn-up glove	Pants: 62 moxie required Power: 155 +5 Stench Damage Moxie -10
Gladiatorial Glad Rags	centurion helmet	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 All Attributes +7	+6 Adventure(s) per day	SPQL Tattoo	Bit O' Quail Spleen
	gladiator tunica	Shirt: 35 Muscle required Regenerate 5-15 HP per adventure
	madius	Weapon: 35 Muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 +7 to Monster Level
	radiator heater shield	Off-Hand: 35 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 6 Serious Cold Resistance
	pteruges	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Weapon Damage +10
	Roman sadnals	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
Gnauga Hides	gnauga hide whip	Weapon: no stat required Damage: 2 - 4 +3% Item drops from monsters	Damage Reduction: 3	Gnauga Tattoo	Gummi-Gnauga
	gnauga hide buckler	Off-Hand: 30 muscle required Damage Reduction: 5 All Attributes +3
	gnauga hide chaps	Pants: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +30
Government-Issued Garb	government-issued eyeshade	Hat: Power: 50 +10% to all Moxie Gains +25 Damage vs. Ghosts +5 Pool Skill	+25% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters	Government-Issued Tattoo	government-issued candy
	government-issued slacks	Pants: Power: 50 +10% to all Muscle Gains +25% Damage vs. Skeletons +5 Fishing Skill
	government-issued necktie	Accessory: +10% to all Mysticality Gains +25% Damage vs Zombies +X% Meat from Monsters
Grass Guise	grass hat	Hat: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Maximum MP +10	Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure	Oyster Egg Tattoo	foie gras
	grass blade	Weapon: 25 muscle required Damage: 8 - 16 Weapon Damage +5
	grass skirt	Pants: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Moxie +5
Grimy Reaper's Vestments	corrosive cowl	Hat: 150 moxie required Power: 200 +30 Spooky Damage Stupendous Cold Resistance Slime Hates It	+100 Spooky Damage +100 Damage to Spooky Spells	Reaper Tattoo	children of the candy corn
	villainous scythe	Weapon: 150 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Slime Really Hates It Weapon Damage +30% +20% chance of Critical Hit
	corroded breeches	Pants: 150 Moxie required Power: 200 Slime Hates It Damage Absorption +50 +5% chance of Critical Hit
Guzzlr Uniform	Guzzlr hat	Hat: no stat required Power: 100 Earn 25% more stats from guzzlr deliveries	+25% Combat Initiative	Guzzlr Tattoo	A random booze item (see this list)
	Guzzlr pants	Pants: no stat required Power: 100 Get more Guzzlrbucks for successful deliveries
	Guzzlr shoes	Accessory: Make Guzzlr deliveries in less time
Hateful Habiliment	Lens of Hatred	Hat: 125 Moxie required Power: 200 +15% Meat from Monsters Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +60%	All Attributes +15%	Yog-Urt Tattoo	worst candy
	Staff of Simmering Hatred	Weapon: 125 Mysticality required Damage: 20 - 40 Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +200%
	Cold Stone of Hatred	Off-Hand: 125 Muscle required Mysticality +20% Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +60%
	Pantaloons of Hatred	Pants: 125 Mysticality required Power: 200 +4 Adventures per day when equipped Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +60% Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants Static Shock)
	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	Accessory: 125 Moxie required Monsters will be less attracted to you Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +60% Makes running more comfortable (Restores HP when successfully running from battle)
	Girdle of Hatred	Accessory: 125 Muscle required Combat Initiative +45% Reduce enemy defence by 10% Spell Damage +60% Tightenable (Grants Tighten Girdle)
High-Radiation Mining Gear	radiation-resistant helmet	Hat: Power: 50 -10% Item Drops from Monsters	Serious Cold Resistance	High-Radiation Tattoo	Glo-Pop
	high-energy mining laser	Weapon: Damage: 5 - 10 2x chance of fumble +20 Hot Damage
	servo-assisted exo-pants	Pants: Power: 50 Combat Initiative -30%
Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hat: 200 moxie required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power	+25 Hobo Power (Grants summon hobo underling)	Hobo Glyph Tattoo	roll of Hob-Os
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Pants: 200 moxie required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
	Hodgman's bow tie	Accessory: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit	cold ninja mask	Hat: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Combat Initiative +15%	So-So Hot Resistance So-So Cold Resistance	Ninja Tattoo	Cold Hots candy
	icy-hot katana	Weapon: 30 muscle required Damage: 9 - 18 +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
	ninja hot pants	Pants: 20 moxie required Power: 70 +4 Hot Damage
Hot Daub Ensemble	hot daub bun	Hat: 27 mysticality required Power: 85 +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells	Serious Cold Resistance	Clay Tattoo	daub-breaker
	foot-long hot daub	Weapon: 27 muscle required Damage: 9 - 17 +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
	hot daub stand	Pants: 27 moxie required Power: 85 +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Frosty's old silk hat	Hat: 200 muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +20% +30 Cold Damage (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)	+50 Cold Damage (Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator while in Hobopolis)	Snowballs Tattoo	frostbite-flavored Hob-O
	Frosty's nailbat	Weapon: 200 muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +30% +3% chance of Critical Hit +30 Cold Damage (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
	Frosty's carrot	Accessory: 200 muscle required Power: 200 Serious Stench Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Knight's Armor	helm of the white knight	Hat: 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements	+10% Pickpocket Chance	Black Knight Tattoo	pawn cookie
	trousers of the white knight	Pants: 15 Moxie required Power:60 All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +15
	wristwatch of the white knight	Accessory: 15 Mysticality required Combat Initiative +10% +3 Adventures per day when equipped.
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform	Knob Goblin elite helm	Hat: 15 moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3	Muscle +7	Elite Guard Tattoo	Knob Goblin steroids
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	Weapon: 15 muscle required Damage: 6 - 12 Weapon Damage +3
	Knob Goblin elite pants	Pants: 15 moxie required Power: 60 Moxie +3
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Knob Goblin harem veil	Hat: no stat required Power: 10 Slight Stench Resistance	+3 Sleaze Damage	Harem Girl Tattoo	Knob Goblin love potion
	Knob Goblin harem pants	Pants: no stat required Power: 10 Moxie +1
Lathed Livery	hemlock helm	Hat: 50 moxie required Power: 200 Muscle +100% +30 Monster Level +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.	+15 Familiar Weight	Lathe Tattoo	fistful of wood shavings
	balsam barrel	Back: '50 muscle required All Attributes +50% +15% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
	purpleheart "pants"	Pants: 50 moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +100% Combat Initiative +50% +5 Advenutre(s) per day when equipped.
	wormwood wedding ring	Accessory: 50 mysticality required Mysticality +100% +50% Meat from Monsters +30 Spooky Damage +30 Spooky Spells Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord	Elder Turtle Shell	Hat: 15 muscle required Power: 100 Muscle +11 +3 to Familiar Weight	+1 Familiar Experience Per Fight	Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo	chocolate turtle totem
	Flail of the Seven Aspects	Weapon: 60 muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +15 Never Fumble Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
	Galapagosian Cuisses	Pants: 30 muscle required Power: 125 Muscle +11 +5 to Familiar Weight
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	Accessory: 45 muscle required Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*
Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord	Disco 'Fro Pick	Hat: 15 moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +11 Combat Initiative +11%	+50% Combat Initiative	Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo	chocolate disco ball
	Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	Weapon: 60 moxie required Damage: 20 - 40 Moxie +11 +23% Meat from Monsters +15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
	Volartta's bellbottoms	Pants: 30 moxie required Power: 125 Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +11
	Bling of the New Wave	Accessory: 45 moxie required Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt
Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎	El Sombrero De Lopez	Hat: 15 moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +7	+50% Pickpocket bonus	Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo	chocolate stolen accordion
	The Trickster's Trikitixa	Weapon: 60 moxie required Damage: 20 - 40 Moxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 +11% Item Drops from Monsters Special Attack: Extreme High Note
	Lederhosen of the Night	Pants: 30 moxie required Power: 125 Moxie +11 Combat Initiative +15%
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	Accessory: 45 moxie required Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head
Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master	Colander of Em-er'il	Hat: 15 mysticality required Power: 100 Mysticality +11 Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure	Pasta Thralls will occasionally act more experienced	Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo	chocolate pasta spoon
	Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	Weapon: 60 mysticality required Damage: 20 - 40 Mysticality +15 +50% Food Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative +40% Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
	Angelhair Culottes	Pants: 30 mysticality required Power: 125 Mysticality +11 Spell Damage +15
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	Accessory: 45 mysticality required Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day
Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎	Ancient Saucehelm	Hat: 15 mysticality required Power: 100 Mysticality +11 Spell Damage +11	Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)	Reversed Sauceror Tattoo	chocolate saucepan
	Windsor Pan of the Source	Weapon: 60 mysticality required Damage: 20 - 40 Mysticality +15 Spell Damage +23 +11% chance of Spell Critical Hit Special Attack: Saucemageddon
	Newman's Own Trousers	Pants: 30 mysticality required Power: 125 Mysticality +11 Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	Accessory: 45 mysticality required Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*
Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎	Scalp of Gorgolok	Hat: 15 muscle required Power: 100 Muscle +11 Weapon Damage +11	+100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals	Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo	chocolate seal-clubbing club
	Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr	Weapon: 60 muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle +23 +10% chance of Critical Hit +20 Physical Damage Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
	Krakrox's Loincloth	Pants: 30 muscle required Power: 125 Muscle +11 Combat Initiative +15%
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	Accessory: 45 muscle required Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*
Loofah Loungewear	loofah lumberjack's hat	Hat: Power: 50 Muscle +10 Regenerates 15-25 HP per adventure Feels good on your head	Damage Absorption +200	Loofah Loungewear Tattoo	chocolate-covered loofah
	loofah ladle	Weapon: Damage: 5-10 +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +30 Lets you sling cold stew at your enemies
	loofah lederhosen	Pants: Power: 50 Mysticality +10 Regenerates 10-20 MP per adventure You often find loose Meat in them
	loofah lavalier	Accessory: +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Lets you unleash lava on your foes
	loofah legwarmers	Accessory: Moxie +10 Regenerates 5-15 MP per adventure Regenerates 5-15 HP per adventure They keep your legs warm
	loofah lei	Accessory: +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Lets you lasso your foes
Luniform	Moonthril Circlet	Hat: 40 Moxie required Power: 100 Mysticality +0-45%	Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +25%	Lunar Tattoo	Comet Drop
	Moonthril Flamberge or Moonthril Longbow	Weapon: 40 Muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 Muscle +0-45% or Weapon: 40 Moxie required Damage: 10 - 20 Moxie +0-45%
	Moonthril Greaves	Pants: 40 Moxie required Power: 100 Muscle +0-45% Mysticality +0-45% Moxie +0-45%
Marble Materials	marble mariachi hat	Hat: 40 Moxie required Power: 120 +10 Monster Level Ranged Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you	+10 Familiar Weight	Marble Materials Tattoo	Mallomarbles
	marble mantle	Back: 40 Muscle required Damage Reduction:10 Weapon Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you
	marble mignonette bowl	Off-hand: 40 Mysticality required Regenerates 4-8 MP per adventure +40 Damage to Cold Spells Damages enemies who hit you
	marble maebari	Pants: 40 Muscle required Power: 120 Muscle +20% +20 Sleaze Damage Damages enemies who hit you
	marble magnet	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you
	marble medallion	Accessory: 40 Moxie required Moxie +20% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Damages enemies who hit you
Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear	Mer-kin gladiator mask	Hat: 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater	+3% chance of Critical Hit (Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Colosseum)	Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo	Mer-kin saltmint
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	Pants: 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -25% Damage Reduction: 10 +2 MP to use Skills
Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments	Mer-kin scholar mask	Hat: 85 Mysticality required Power: 200 Serious Stench Resistance -25% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater	+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit (Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Library)	Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo	Mer-kin saltsquid
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	Pants: 85 Mysticality required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -25% Mysticality +10% +2 MP to use Skills
Meteor Masquerade	meteortarboard	Hat: Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Mysticality +15% +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit	+50% Meat Drops from Monsters	Meteoroid Tattoo	cocoa chondrule
	shooting morning star	Weapon (1-handed flail): Muscle +15% +15 Hot Damage Successful hit weakens opponent
	meteorb	Off-hand: Mysticality +5 Maximum MP +10% Contributes Hot Damage to your spells
	meteorite guard	Off-hand: Serious Stench Resistance Serious Hot Resistance 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
	asteroid belt	Accessory: +10 to Monster Level Ranged Damage +50% Deflects 25% of enemy attacks
	meteorthopedic shoes	Accessory: Combat Initiative +30% Moxie +15% +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Miming Regalia	miming beret	Hat: No stat required Power: 100 Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Stench Resistance	Damage Reduction: 10 So-So Hot Resistance So-So Cold Resistance So-So Stench Resistance So-So Spooky Resistance So-So Sleaze Resistance	Mime Tattoo	Good 'n' Quiet
	miming shirt	Shirt: No stat required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Cold Resistance
	miming corduroys	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Hot Resistance
	miming gloves	Accessory: No stat required Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Sleaze Resistance
	miming boots	Accessory: No stat required Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Spooky Resistance
Mining Gear	miner's helmet	Hat: 25 moxie required Power: 80 +5% Item Drops from Monsters	+5% Meat from Monsters (Allows mining Deep Inside the Knob Shaft and Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine)	Miner Tattoo	dwarf bread
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	Weapon: 25 muscle required Damage: 8 - 16 Successful hit weakens opponent
	miner's pants	Pants: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +20
Moss Mufti	moss mitre	Hat: Power: 50 Mysticality +10 So-So Stench Resistance Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal	Maximum HP +25%	Moss Mufti Tattoo	moss floss
	moss mantle	Back: +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Sleaze Resistance Lets you delevel and stun a foe
	moss mace	Weapon: Damage: 5-10 +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Hot Resistance Lets you mug a foe
	moss megaphone	Off-hand: Muscle +10 So-So Cold Resistance Whisper with the voice of the Great Turtle Spirits
	moss medal	Accessory: +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Spooky Resistance Lets you impress your pasta thrall
	moss marlinspike	Accessory: Moxie +10 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt
Mushroom Masquerade	mushroom cap	Hat: No stat required Power: 100 +25 to Monster Level +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.	All Attributes +25% Maximum HP/MP +25 +50% Combat Initiative +5 Stats Per Fight +10 to Familiar Weight Serious Resistance to All Elements	Mushroom Tattoo	marshroom
	mushroom shield	Off-Hand: No stat required Damage Reduction: 6 Muscle +40 Mysticality -20 Moxie -20 Monsters will be more attracted to you.
	mushroom pants	Pants: No stat required Power: 100 Moxie +40 Muscle -20 Mysticality -20 Monsters will be much less attracted to you.
	mushroom badge	Accessory: No stat required Mysticality +40 Muscle -20 Moxie -20 -25 to Monster Level
Mutant Couture	parasitic headgnawer	Hat: No stat required Power: 30 Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.	Release Your Inner Mutant (Allows the use of the Strangle, Disarm and Entangle skills) (Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)	DNA Tattoo	Gummi-DNA
	parasitic claw	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 3 - 6 +X Weapon Damage
	parasitic strangleworm	Off-Hand: No stat required Damage Reduction: X +20
	parasitic tentacles	Pants: No stat required Power: 30 Combat Initiative +X%
Mutant Parts Apparel	mutant crown	Hat: 50 Muscle required Power: 200 +15 to Monster Level Muscle+25% Regenerates 25-50 HP and MP per adventure	Muscle +100% +50 to Monster Level	Mutant Tattoo	mutated candy lump
	mutant arm	Weapon: 50 Muscle required Damage: 20 - 40 +5 to Monster Level Maximum HP +25 Weapon Damage +50%
	mutant legs	Pants: 50 Muscle required Power: 200 +10 to Monster Level Muscle +10 +10% Chance of Critical Hit
Oil Rig	oil cap	Hat: 42 moxie required Power: 115 Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)	+30% Combat Initiative	Oil Tattoo	crude crudités
	oil lamp	Off-Hand: 45 muscle required +5 Sleaze Damage +5 Hot Damage
	oil slacks	Pants: 45 moxie required Combat Initiative +20%
OK Lumberjack Outfit	balaclava	Hat: 10 moxie required Power: 50 Slight Cold Resistance	+10% chance of Critical Hit	Little Canadia Tattoo	maple syrup
	los chinos	Pants: 12 moxie required Power: 55 Damage Absorption +20
	disbelief suspenders	Accessory: 10 mysticality required Slight Sleaze Resistance
Palmist Paraphernalia	extra-large palm-frond toupee	Hat: 60 moxie required Power: 150 +2 Stats Per Fight	Moxie +7	Palm Tattoo	bit-o-cactus or honey-dipped locust
	palm-frond whip	Weapon: no stat required Damage: 3 - 5 Weapon Damage +30
	palm-frond capris	Pants: 55 moxie required Power: 140 Moxie +4 Maximum HP/MP +30
Paperclippery	paperclip turban	Hat: no stat required Power: 50 All Attributes +5 Maximum HP/MP +5 Damage Reduction: 5	Helpful! (Can prevent an enemy attack)	Paperclip Tattoo	elderly jawbreaker
	paperclip pants	Pants: no stat required Power: 50 +2 Adventures per day when equipped Combat Initiative +15%
	paperclip-on tie	Accessory: no stat required Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 +1 Stats Per Fight
	paperclip cape	Back item: 75 mysticality required Regenerate 5-7 HP and MP per adventure
Paraffinalia	paraffin pith helmet	Hat: no stat required Power: 50 +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Cold Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack	+50% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters	Paraffinalia Tattoo	Para-Pop
	paraffin poncho	Back: no stat required Mysticality +10 +10 Sleaze Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	paraffin pseudoaccordion	Weapon: no stat required +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	paraffin palazzos	Pants: no stat required Moxie +10 +10 Stench Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	paraffin punching bag	Accessory: no stat required Muscle +10 +10 Hot Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	paraffin pendant	Accessory: no stat required +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +10 Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
Pinata Provisions	papier-mitre	Hat: 20 moxie required Power: 100 +5 to Familiar Weight +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Helps you describe things	Damage Reduction: 15	Rad Lib Tattoo	pile of candy
	papier-mâchuridars	Pants: 20 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +25% Never Fumble Improves Things
	papier-masque	Accessory: 20 mysticality required Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure Makes your possessions seem more interesting
PirateRealm Assortment	PirateRealm party hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 50 Muscle +10 Mysticality +10 Moxie +10 Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures	Moxie +20%	PirateRealm Tattoo	one piece of bubble gum
	conquistador's breastplate	Shirt: No stat required Power 80 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +15% Meat from Monsters
	piratical blunderbuss	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 8 - 16 +5 to Familiar Weight +30% Booze Drops from Monsters
	pirate radio ring	Accessory: No stat required +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage Spell Damage +15%
	plush sea serpent	Accessory: No stat required Damage Reduction: 10 -100 to Monster Level (Underwater Only)
Pork Elf Prizes	pig-iron helm	Hat: 30 moxie required Power: 90 Muscle +7, Weapon Damage +10	Item Drops +10%	Pig Iron Tattoo	Elvish delight
	pig-iron shinguards	Pants: 30 muscle required Power: 90 Moxie +6, Combat Initiative +10%
	pig-iron bracers	Accessory: 30 mysticality required Mysticality +8, Spell Damage +10
Primitive Radio Duds	Voluminous Radio Hat	Hat: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure	Slight Resistance to All Elements	Notes Tattoo	none
	Voluminous Radio Pants	Pants: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure
	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	Accessory: 60 mysticality required All Attributes +10
Psychic Enpsemble	psychic's circlet	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Regenerate 3-6 MP per adventure Spell Damage +10	+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit	Psychic Tattoo	mystery lollipop
	psychic's crystal ball	Off-Hand: 35 Mysticality required All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative +20%
	psychic's pslacks	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
	psychic's amulet	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required Spell Damage +10 Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Hat: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Hot Spells (Bonus for Saucerors only)	+40 Damage to Hot Spells Restores 20-30 MP per adventure (Grants Start Trash Fire while in Hobopolis)	Burning Tire Tattoo	sterno-flavored Hob-O
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	Off-Hand: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Spells Cast Are Hot Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Hot Spells (Bonus for Saucerors only)
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	Pants: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Serious Cold Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance (Bonus for Saucerors only)
Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia	burning paper hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 100 Serious Stench Resistance Maximum HP/MP +25 Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure	+30 Hot Damage +30 Damage to Hot Spells	Burning News Tattoo	hot button candy
	burning cape	Back item: No stat required Serious Hot Resistance Maximum HP/MP +25 +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
	burning paper crane	Off-Hand: No stat required Serious Spooky Resistance Maximum HP/MP +25 +10 to Familiar Weight
	burning paper jorts	Pants: No stat required Power: 100 Serious Sleaze Resistance Maximum HP/MP +25 Spell Damage +25
	burning paper slippers	Accessory: No stat required Serious Cold Resistance Maximum HP/MP +25 Combat Initiative +50%
Radio Free Regalia	Radio Free Baseball Cap	Hat: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head (Moxie +20)	Never Fumble	Radio Tattoo	None
	Radio Free Foil	Weapon: 60 muscle required Damage: 15 - 30 Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon (Muscle +20)
	Radio Free Pants	Pants: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird (Mysticality +20)
Raiments of the Final Boss	Helm of the Scream Emperor	Hat: Power:120 Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure +2 Stat(s) Per Fight All Attributes +5%	All Attributes +10%		Boss Drops
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	Back item: Maximum MP +40 +10% Meat from Monsters All Attributes +5%
	Sword of Dark Omens	1-handed weapon: Damage: 12 - 24 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage Spell Damage +50% All Attributes +5%
	Shield of Icy Fate	Off-hand item (shield): Damage Reduction: 7 Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Weapon Damage +25% All Attributes +5%
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	Pants: Power:120 Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure +5 to Familiar Weight All Attributes +5%
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	Accessory: +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Combat Initiative +25% All Attributes +5%
	Belt of Howling Anger	Accessory: +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +3% chance of Critical Hit All Attributes +5%
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	Accessory: Maximum HP +75 +5% Item Drops from Monsters All Attributes +5%
Roy Orbison Disguise	clingfilm cap	Hat: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Slight Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure	Moxie +15	Roy Orbison Tattoo	fruitfilm
	clingfilm trousers	Pants: 60 moxie required Power: 150 Mysticality +9
	clingfilm slippers	Accessory: 60 mysticality required Spell Damage +15
Shadow Shuit	shadow chef's hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 100 +13 Spooky Damage All Attributes +13 Maximum MP +13	Serious Cold resistance Serious Hot resistance	Shadow Shuit Tattoo	shadow candy
	shadow trousers	Pants: No stat required Power: 100 +13 to Monster Level +13% Meat from Monsters Maximum HP +13
Seafaring Suit	foam commodore's hat	Hat: 85 moxie required Power:200 Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +25%	+100% Combat Initiative	Sailor Tattoo	candy crayons
	miniature deck cannon	Weapon: 85 moxie required Damage: 20 - 40 Ranged Damage +25 Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
	foam naval trousers	Pants: 85 moxie required Power: 200 Combat Initiative +50%
Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit	spearfish fishing spear	Weapon: 30 Muscle required Damage: 15 - 30 Weapon Damge +50% +10 Monster Level +5 Fishing Skill	+5 Fishing Skill	Shallow Sea Fishing Tattoo	Finnish Fish
	waders	Pants: 30 Moxie required Power: 150 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +5 Stat(s) per Fight +5 Fishing Skill
	lucky rabbitfish fin	Accessory: 30 Mysticality required Regenerate 10 -12 HP and MP per adventure +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Fishing Skill
Slime Enslamble	slime fedora	Hat: 30 Mysticality required Power: 150 Mysticality +25% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure	Mysticality +100%	Slime Blob Tattoo	virgin jello shot
	slime knuckles	Weapon: 30 Mysticality required Damage: 15 - 30 Mysticality +25% +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells Spell Damage +50%
	slime waders	Pants: 30 Mysticality required Power: 150 Mysticality +25% +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
Slimesuit	hardened slime hat	Hat: 200 Moxie required Power: 200 Serious Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: 10 Muscle +20%	Serious Resistance to All Elements	Slime Tattoo	Good 'n' Slimy
	hardened slime pants	Pants: 200 Moxie required Power: 200 Serious Resistance to All Elements Never Fumble Moxie +20%
	hardened slime belt	Accessory: 200 Mysticality required Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure Mysticality +20%
Smoked Pottery	pottery hat	Hat: Power: 45 Slight Cold resistance +5 Hot Damage	+15 Hot Damage	Pottery Tattoo	volcanic ash
	pottery shield	Off-hand: Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Hot Damage
	pottery training pants	Pants: Power: 50 All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage
SMOOCH Army Uniform	SMOOCH breastplate	Shirt: 37 Muscle required Power: 105 Damage Absorption +40 Damages Attacking Opponent	Hurt those who touch you even more!	Smooch Tattoo	Hersey™ SMOOCH
	SMOOCH codpiece	Pants: 25 Moxie required Power: 80 Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +20 Damages Attacking Opponent
	SMOOCH bracers	Accessory: 27 Mysticality required Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +15 Damages Attacking Opponent
	SMOOCH kneepads	Accessory: 30 Mysticality required Damage Reduction: 10 Damages Attacking Opponent
	SMOOCH spaulders	Accessory: 32 Mysticality required Damage Absorption +25 Damages Attacking Opponent
Snakeskin Suit	snakeskin cowboy hat	Hat: 20 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +5 Ranged Damage +50%	Moxie +100%	Snakeskin Tattoo	licorice snake
	snakeskin jacket	Shirt: 20 Muscle required Power: 100 Moxie +15 Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
	snakeskin thighboots	Pants: 20 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +50%
Snowman Suit	snow hat	Hat: 10 moxie required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 3	+15 Cold Damage	Snowman Tattoo	snowball
	snow pants	Pants: 10 moxie required Power: 50 So-So Hot resistance
	snow belly	Accessory: 10 mysticality required +6 Cold Damage
Space Beast Furs	space beast fur hat	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Damage Reduction: 5	Damage Reduction: 25	Space Beast Tattoo	candy UFOs
	space beast fur whip	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 2 - 4 Damage Reduction: 5
	space beast fur pants	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Damage Reduction: 5
Spant Armor	spant backplate	Back: 20 Muscle required All Attributes +5% Damage Absorption: +100	Damage Absorption: +200	Spant Tattoo	Spant eggs
	spant spear	Weapon: 20 Muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +25%
	spant shield	Off-Hand Item: 20 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 6 Muscle +15% Damage Absorption: +100
	spants	Pants: 20 Moxie required Moxie +15% Damage Absorption: +100
	spant shoulderpads	Accessory: 20 Mysticality required Mysticality +15% Damage Absorption: +100
Spelunker's Gear	Spelunker's fedora	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 All Attributes +10% +4 Adventures per day when equipped +2 Stat(s) Per Fight	+15% chance of Critical Hit	Spelunker Tattoo	Spechunky bar
	Spelunker's whip	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 1-2 Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight
	Spelunker's khakis	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +25% Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure Monsters will be more attracted to you
Stained Glass Suit	stained glass stetson	Hat: 40 Mysticality required Power: 120 Mysticality +20% +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Damage to Hot Spells +5 Damage to Cold Spells +5 Damage to Stench Spells +5 Damage to Spooky Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells	+50% Combat Initiative	Stained Glass Suit Tattoo	stained hard candy
	stained glass serape	Back: 40 Moxie required +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +5 Sleaze Damage
	stained glass shiv	Weapon: 40 Moxie required Damage: 12-24 Moxie +20% Serious Stench Resistance (+3) +5 Stench Damage
	stained glass shield	Off-Hand: 40 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 7 +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +5 Cold Damage
	stained glass suspenders	Accessory: 40 Muscle required Muscle +20% Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +5 Hot Damage
	stained glass spectacles	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +5 Spooky Damage
Star Garb	star hat	Hat: 67 moxie required Power: 165 Maximum MP +30	All Attributes +7	Star Tattoo	Senior Mints
	star buckler	Off-Hand: 67 muscle required Damage Reduction: 10 All Attributes +2
	star pants	Pants: 67 moxie required Power: 165 Combat Initiative +20%
Sucker Samurai Suit	sucker kabuto	Hat: no stat required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 5	Damage Reduction: 10	Lollipop Tattoo	Atomic Pop
	sucker hakama	Pants: no stat required Power: 50 Damage Reduction: 5
	sucker tachi	Weapon: no stat required Damage: 5 - 10 Weapon Damage +10
Swashbuckling Getup	eyepatch	Hat: no stat required Power: 25 Moxie +2	Moxie +7 (Different adventures at The Pirate's Cove)	Pirate Tattoo	bottle of rum
	swashbuckling pants	Pants: 25 moxie required Power: 80 Moxie +4
	stuffed shoulder parrot	Accessory: 25 mysticality required Maximum MP +5
Synthetic Suit	polyester panama hat	Hat: no stat required Power: 50 +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Meat from Monsters Adds Damage to Disco Dances	+5 to Familiar Weight	Synthetic Tattoo	polyeaster egg
	polyester parachute	Back item: no stat required +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Weapon Drops from Monsters Fury Increases Your Initiative
	polyester peeler	Weapon (1-handed utensil): no stat required Damage:5-10 Spell Damage +20% Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
	polyester pad	Off-hand item (shield): no stat required Damage Reduction: 3 Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
	polyester pettipants	Pants: no stat required Power: 50 +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better
	polyester pulsera	Accessory: no stat required +10% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative +20% Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP
Tapered Threads	duct tape fedora	Hat: 82 moxie required Power: 195 Mysicality +12 Maximum MP +40	Combat Initiative +30%	Duct Tape Tattoo	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
	duct tape sword	Weapon: 82 muscle required Damage: 20 - 39 Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
	duct tape dockers	Pants: 82 moxie required Power: 195 All Attributes +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
Tawdry Tramp Togs	Chester's bag of candy	Weapon: 200 moxie required Damage: 20 - 40 +30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10% (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)	+20 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50% (Grants Hypnotize Hobo while in Hobopolis)	Greasy Bacon Tattoo	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
	Chester's cutoffs	Pants: 200 moxie required Power: 200 Serious Hot Resistance Serious Stench Resistance (Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)
	Chester's moustache	Accessory: 200 moxie required Power: 200 +20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50% +20 Sleaze Damage (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Terra Cotta Tackle	terra cotta train	Back: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes	Maximum HP +200% Maximum MP +100%	Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo	terra panna cotta
	terra cotta tongs	Weapon: 40 Mysticality required Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	terra cotta tambourine	Off-hand: 40 Moxie required Moxie +20% +10 to Monster Level Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	terra cotta trousers	Pants: 40 Muscle required Power: 120 Muscle +5 to Familiar Weight Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	terra cotta truss	Accessory: 40 Muscle required +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +40% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	terra cotta tie tack	Accessory: 40 Moxie required +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
Terrifying Clown Suit	foolscap fool's cap	Hat: 5 moxie required Power: 40 Moxie +2 Mysticality -2	+5 Spooky Damage	Clown Tattoo	brick
	bloody clown pants	Pants: 10 moxie required Power: 50 +3 Spooky Damage
	big red clown nose	Accessory 1: 10 mysticality required Maximum HP +7
	polka-dot bow tie	Accessory 2: 10 mysticality required Moxie +3
	clown shoes	Accessory 3: 10 mysticality required Maximum MP +7
Terrycloth Tackle	makeshift turban	Hat: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Interferes with your vision So-So Spooky resistance	Damage Absorption +30	42 Tattoo	toothbrush
	makeshift skirt	Pants: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +15%
	makeshift cape	Back item: 35 mysticality required +5% Items from Monsters
The Emperor's New Clothes	The Emperor's new hat	Hat: No stat required Power: 10 Mysticality +X (where X is your current level)	Increased transparency	The Emperor's New Tattoo	The Emperor's new cookie
	The Emperor's new shirt	Shirt: No stat required Power: 10 Muscle +X (where X is your current level)
	The Emperor's new pants	Pants: No stat required Power: 10 Moxie +X (where X is your current level)
The Jokester's Costume	The Jokester's wig	Hat: 50 Moxie Power: 200 Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 Spooky Damage	+25% Item Drops from Monsters +50% Meat from Monsters	The Jokester's Tattoo	exploding gum
	The Jokester's gun	Weapon: 50 Moxie Power: 200 +5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
	The Jokester's pants	Pants: 50 Moxie Power: 200 Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble
Thousandth Birthday Suit	bonedanna	Hat: 45 moxie required Power: 120 Serious Spooky Resistance Weapon Damage +20	+15 Spooky Damage	Skeleton Tattoo	candy skeleton
	boneana hammock	Pants: 45 moxie required Power: 120 +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells +20 Sleaze Damage
	bone spurs	Accessory: 45 mysticality required +20 to Monster Level
Time Trappings	time helmet	Hat: 35 moxie required Power: 100 +3 Adventures per day	+3 Adventures per day when equipped	Hourglass Tattoo	Now and Earlier
	time sword	Weapon: 35 muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 +3 Adventures per day when equipped
	time trousers	Pants: 35 moxie required Power: 100 +3 Adventures per day when equipped
Topiaria	topeé	Hat: No stat required Power: 50 Serious Stench Resistance Serious Hot Resistance	So-So Hot Resistance So-So Cold Resistance So-So Stench Resistance So-So Spooky Resistance So-So Sleaze Resistance	Topiary Tattoo	Shrubble Bubble
	topiary tights	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 Serious Cold Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance
	topiary necktie	Accessory: No stat required Serious Sleaze Resistance
Toxic Togs	isotophat	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells	+20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells	Toxic Tattoo	nasty gum
	toxic mop	Weapon: 50 Muscle required Damage: 15-30 +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
	Three Mile Island shorts	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
Trainbot Trappings	head-mounted Trainbot	Hat: Power: 50 +5% Item Drops from Monsters Maximum MP +5 Moxie +5	So-So Hot Resistance (+2) So-So Cold Resistance (+2)	Trainbot Tattoo	chocolate covered ping-pong ball
	leg-mounted Trainbots	Pants: Power: 50 Maximum HP +5 Damage Reduction: 5 Muscle +5
	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	Accessory: +5% Meat from Monsters -5 to Monster Level Mysticality +5
Transparent Trappings	plexiglass pith helmet	Hat: 75 moxie required Power: 180 +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure Muscle +30%	Muscle +20% Mysticality +20% Moxie +20%	Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo	PlexiPips
	plexiglass pikestaff	Weapon: 75 muscle required Damage: 18 - 36 Weapon Damage +25 +10 PvP fights per day when equipped Muscle +30%
	plexiglass pants	Pants: 75 moxie required Power: 180 Combat Initiative +25% +20% Item Drops from monsters Moxie +30%
	plexiglass pendant	Accessory 1: 75 mysticality required Never Fumble Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 Moxie +30%
	plexiglass pocketwatch	Accessory 2: 75 mysticality required -3 MP to use Skills +3 Adventures per day when equipped Mysticality +30%
	plexiglass pinky ring	Accessory 3: 75 mysticality required Spell Damage +30 Serious Resistance to All Elements Mysticality +30%
Tropical Crimbo Duds	Tropical Crimbo Hat	Hat: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Slight Spooky Resistance	All Attributes +10	Tropical Crimbo Tattoo	orange and black Crimboween candy
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	Weapon: 35 muscle required Damage: 10 - 20 Weapon Damage +5
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	Pants: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +30%
Unblemished Uniform	stainless steel skullcap	Hat: 30 moxie required Power: 90 Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +60 Muscle +15%	Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10%	Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo	Wax Flask
	stainless steel shillelagh	Weapon: 30 muscle required Damage: 9 - 18 Weapon Damage +20 +10% chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15%
	stainless steel slacks	Pants: 30 moxie required Power: 90 Combat Initiative +15% +20% Meat from Monsters Moxie +15%
	stainless steel scarf	Accessory 1: 30 mysticality required Spell Damage +20 +20 to Monster Level Mysticality +15%
	stainless steel solitaire	Accessory 2: 30 mysticality required -2 MP to use Skills +2 Adventures per day when equipped Mysticality +15%
	stainless steel suspenders	Accessory 3: 30 mysticality required Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +40 Moxie +15%
Uncle Hobo's Rags	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Hat: 200 moxie required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +20 to Monster Level	+15% Candy Drops from Monsters	Crimbo Beard Tattoo	holly-flavored Hob-O
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Pants: 200 moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +20% +1% chance of Critical Hit
	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	Accessory: 200 mysticality required Muscle +20% +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Velour Vestments	velour voulge	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 5 - 10 +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Weapon Drops from Monsters Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf	Weapon Damage +25 Spell Damage +25 Ranged Damage +25	Velour Vestments	Velougats™
	velour valise	Off-Hand: No stat required +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Booze Drops from Monsters Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror
	velour vaqueros	Pants: No stat required Moxie +10 +30% Pants Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness
	velour vambraces	Accessory: No stat required Muscle +10 +30% Candy Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper
	velour veil	Accessory: No stat required +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Accessory Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini
	velour viscometer	Accessory: No stat required Mysticality +10 +30% Food Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce
Vestments of the Treeslayer	bark beret	Hat: 5 moxie required Power: 40 Damage Reduction: 4	Damage Reduction: 5	Arrrborween Tattoo	Ax of L'rose (one time) ribbon candy
	bark boxers	Pants: 5 moxie required Power: 40 Damage Reduction: 5
	bark bracelet	Accessory: 5 mysticality required Damage Reduction: 2
Vile Vagrant Vestments	Wand of Oscus	Off-Hand: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Spells Cast Are Stinky Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Stench Spells (Bonus for Pastamancers only)	-5 MP to use Skills (For Pastamancers only) (Grants Trashquake while in Hobopolis)	Pile of Garbage Tattoo	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
	Oscus's dumpster waders	Pants: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Serious Hot Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
	Oscus's pelt	Accessory: 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Stench Spells (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Violent Vestments	Lens of Violence	Hat: 125 Mysticality required Power: 200 +15% Item Drops from Monsters +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30% Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants Violent Gaze)	All Attributes +15%	Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo	violent pastilles
	Pigsticker of Violence	Weapon: 125 Moxie required Damage: 20 - 40 Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure +10% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +60% Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
	Brand of Violence	Off-Hand: 125 Muscle required Moxie +20% +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30% Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants Brand)
	Jodhpurs of Violence	Pants: 125 Moxie required Power: 200 +4 PvP fights per day when equipped +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30% Allows moshing (Grants Mosh)
	Ass-Stompers of Violence	Accessory: 125 Muscle required Monsters will be more attracted to you +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30% Allows you to stomp asses (Grants Stomp Ass)
	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	Accessory: 125 Mysticality required Muscle +20% +5% chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30% Casts reflections of your spells
War Hippy Fatigues	reinforced beaded headband	Hat: 70 moxie required Power: 170 Maximum HP +40	+15 Stench Damage	War Hippy Tattoo	Steal This Candy
	bullet-proof corduroys	Pants: 70 moxie required Power: 170 Maximum MP +40 Damage Reduction: 2
	round purple sunglasses	Accessory: 70 mysticality required Slight Sleaze Resistance
Warbear Dress Armor	warbear dress helmet	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +10 +25% Booze Drops from Monsters	+10% Item drops from monsters	Bear Claw Tattoo	warbear whosit
	warbear dress greaves	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Muscle +10 +25% Food Drops from Monsters
	warbear dress bracers	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required Mysticality +10 +25% Candy Drops from Monsters
Wax Wardrobe	wax hat	Hat: 10 muscle required Power: 50 Moxie +7 Maximum HP +10	Moxie +7	Crayon Tattoo	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice
	wax pants	Pants: 10 moxie required Power: 50 Moxie +7 Combat Initiative +10%
Whittled Wearables	whittled tiara	Hat: All Attributes +10 +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage +3 Stat(s) Per Fight	Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +25%	Whittle Tattoo	leftover chocolate bar
	whittled shorts	Pants: All Attributes +10 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Damage Reduction: 10
Wicker Wear	wicker slicker	Back: No stat required +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Sleaze Resistance Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight	Muscle +15% Mysticality +15% Moxie +15%	Wicker Tattoo	Wickers bar
	wicker sticker	Weapon: No stat required Damage: 11-22 Weapon Damage +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Is a sweet, sweet knife
	wicker clicker	Off-hand: No stat required +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Cadenza will briefly stun opponents
	wicker knickers	Pants: No stat required Power: 50 +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord
	wicker kickers	Accessory: No stat required Combat Initiative +20% HP+20 Add a stomp attack to every Smack
	wicker ticker	Accessory: No stat required Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Spell Damage +20% Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Workoutfit	sweatband	Hat: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Damage Reduction: 5	+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.	Workout Tattoo	pint of sweat
	gym shorts	Pants: 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Combat Initiative +20%
	ankleweights	Accessory: 35 Mysticality required +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. +1 Stats Per Fight
Wrought Wrappings	wrought-iron wig	Hat: 50 Moxie required +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +15 Cold Damage Makes Northern Explosion deal addtional damage over time	Weapon Damage +100%	Wrought-iron Tattoo	Wrotz
	wrought-iron whisk	Weapon (1-handed utensil): 40 Mysticality required +10 Spooky Damage +10 Monster Level Adds many additional balls to Salsaball
	wrought-iron waders	Pants: 40 Moxie required +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage +20% Meat Drops from Monsters Adds extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos
	wrought-iron winch crank	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required Combat Initiative +40% Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Increases the damage of Spirit Snap
	wrought-iron widget	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon
	wrought-iron walker	Accessory: 40 Mysticality required +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	wumpus-hair wig	Hat: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Moxie -5 +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells	+10 Spooky Damage +10 Stench Damage +10 Hot Damage +10 Cold Damage +10 Sleaze Damage	Dodecahedron Tattoo	lint dubious peppermint
	wumpus-hair whip	Weapon: Damage: 2 - 3 +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
	wumpus-hair loincloth	Pants: 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative -10% Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure So-So Cold Resistance
Xiblaxian Stealth Suit	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	Hat: Power: 100 Monsters will be less attracted to you. Mysticality +20%	Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10%	Xiblaxian Tattoo	Take Eleven Bar
	Xiblaxian stealth vest	Shirt: Power: 100 Monsters will be less attracted to you. Muscle +20%
	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	Pants: Power: 100 Monsters will be less attracted to you. Moxie +20%
Yendorian Finery	cornuthaum	Hat: 27 moxie required Power: 85 Mysticality +3 Moxie +3	Be careful! New moon tonight. (Eating or using a fortune cookie sometimes gives messages from Nethack.)	Elbereth Tattoo	candied kobold
	vorpal blade	Weapon: 30 muscle required Damage: 9 - 18 +8% chance of Critical hit
	ring of aggravate monster	Accessory: 25 mysticality required Monster Level +5

History

• On January 30, 2007, female avatars for outfits were introduced.
• On July 27, 2013, the maximum amount of custom outfits was raised from 37 to 99. The old message for trying to add more was:

You don't need more than 37 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of supermodel?

References

• The message about naming your Custom Outfit refers to one of Oscar Mayer's well-known jingles, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R".
• The text for trying to go over the limit of 99 custom outfits (super-supermodel) refers to the old maximum, which was 37, and used supermodel.