Locations

The Hermit humbly requests that this page be rewritten or expanded. Someone PLEASE fix the Sea part of the map, it's been too long.

The following is a list of locations in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Seaside Town

• Wrong Side of the Tracks
  • A Secretive Mason (formerly)
  • Empty lot
  • The Game Grid Arcade
    • Ticket Redemption Counter
    • Broken Skee-Ball Machine
    • DemonStar
    • Meteoid
    • The Fighters of Fighting
    • Dungeon Fist!
    • Space Trip
  • The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
    • Lefty, the Trainer
    • Izzy the Lizard
    • The Shadowy Store
    • Shifty, the Thief Chief
    • Nash Crosby's Still
    • Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
    • Stradella, the Accordion Thief
  • The Casino
    • Goat Party Slot
    • Pirate Party Slot
    • Lemon Party Slot
    • The Roulette Tables
    • The Poker Room
    • Money Making Game
    • John Wilke's Booth
  • The Graffiti Wall
  • The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist
  • The Sleazy Back Alley
• Right Side of the Tracks
  • A Construction Site / Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage
  • The Gourd Tower
  • The Cake-Shaped Arena
  • The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
    • Torg, the Trainer
    • Olaf the Janitor
    • The Smacketeria
    • Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
    • The Malus of Forethought
    • Grignr, the Seal Clubber
    • Terri, the Turtle Tamer
  • The League of Chef-Magi
    • Brie, the Trainer
    • Blaine
    • Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery
    • Rodoric, the Staffcrafter
    • Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
    • The Wok of Ages
    • Asiago, the Pastamancer
    • Edam, the Sauceror
  • The Cannon Museum (formerly)
  • The Altar of Bones (formerly)
  • The Haunted Pantry
    • Spookyraven Manor
      • The Haunted Billiards Room
      • The Haunted Conservatory
      • The Haunted Gallery
      • The Haunted Kitchen
      • The Haunted Library
      • The Haunted Pantry
      • Stairs Up
        • Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor
          • The Haunted Ballroom
          • The Haunted Bathroom
          • The Haunted Bedroom
      • Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar
        • Wine Racks
        • Summoning Chamber
  • The LAAAAME Observatory / The Remains of A Comet and an Observatory / The Wet Remains of an Observatory (formerly)
  • A Transporter Booth
    • The Domed City of Grimacia
    • The Domed City of Ronaldus
    • Hamburglaris Shield Generator
    • Elvish Paradise
      • Dollhawker's Emporium
      • The Isotope Smithery
      • The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat
      • The Porko Palace
  • Doorway to Hey Deze
    • Hey Deze
      • The Styx Pixie
      • Nervewrecker's Store
      • Hagnk's Basket
      • Meansucker's House
      • Heartbreaker's Hotel
      • Hell's Kitchen
• The Hall of Records (formerly)
• The Council of Loathing
• The Clan District / Clan Hall
  • Clan Administration Office
  • Membership Roster
  • Message Board
  • Clan Rumpus Room
  • Clan Stash
  • The War Room
  • Clan VIP Lounge
    • A Relaxing Hot Tub
    • Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game
    • April Shower
    • A Pool Table
    • A Crimbo Tree
    • A Looking Glass
    • A Fax Machine
  • Clan Basement
    • Dungeon Logs
    • Clan Trophy Case
    • A Notice Posted on the Fourth Wall
    • An Overflowing Sewer Grate / The Old Sewers / A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
      • Hobopolis
        • Richard's Redoubt
        • Hobopolis Town Square
        • Burnbarrel Blvd.
        • Exposure Esplanade
        • The Heap
        • The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
        • The Purple Light District
        • Elf Alley (formerly)
    • A Greasy Spot / The Slime Tube
      • The Bucket
      • The Slime Tube
    • A Pile of Haunted House Flyers (formerly)
      • The Haunted Sorority House
• The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons (formerly)
• The Huge Cannon (formerly)
• The Museum
• Market Square
  • The Flea Market
  • Mr. Store
  • The Meatsmith
  • The Armory and Leggery
  • The Gigantic Superfluous Fountain (formerly)
  • Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  • The Traveling Trader
  • The Market (formerly)
  • The General Store
  • The Sewer (formerly)
  • A Reasonably-Sized Fountain
  • Go for a Swim
• Little Canadia
  • Little Canadia Jewelers
  • Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
  • Camp Logging Camp
  • Chez Snootée
  • The Institute for Canadian Studies
  • The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • Seaside Town, 28 Days Later
    • Market Square, 28 Days Later
    • The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
    • Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
    • The Hall of Braaaaains
• A Yuletide Bonfire
• Trick or Treat!
• A Pile of Old Servers (formerly)

The Campground

• Housing
  • The Ground
  • Newbiesport™ Tent
  • Barskin Tent
  • Cottage
  • Pyramid
  • House
  • Ginormous Pumpkin
  • Sandcastle
  • House of Twigs and Spit
  • Gingerbread House
  • Hobo Fortress
• A Telescope
• Pagoda
• Your Colossal Closet
• Trophy Case
• A Shimmering Portal
• Bartender-in-the-box / Clockwork Bartender-in-the-box (formerly)
• Chef-in-the-box / Clockwork Chef-in-the-box (formerly)
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• Quest Log
• Meat Maid / Clockwork Maid
• Spooky Scarecrow
• Meat Golem
• Magical Mystical Hippy Stone
• pretty bouquets (formerly)
• white picket fences (formerly)
• barbed-wire fences (formerly)
• A Pumpkin Patch / A Peppermint Patch
• Your Kitchen
• Your Mystical Bookshelf
• Evil Golden Arches (formerly)
• Meat Locker (formerly)
• Beanbag Chair (formerly)
• Cheap Toaster (formerly)
• Really good Feng Shui (formerly)
• Kingdom of Loathing Certificate of Participation (formerly)
• Advent Calendar
  • Advent Calendar (2005) (formerly)
  • Spooky Advent Calendar (2006) (formerly)
  • Advent Calendar (2007) (formerly)
  • Advent Calendar (2008) (formerly)
  • Advent Calendar (2009) (formerly)
  • Advent Calendar (2010) (formerly)
  • Advent Calendar (2011) (formerly)

The Big Mountains

• Mt. Molehill
• Mt. Noob
  • The Toot Oriole
  • Noob Cave
  • The Dire Warren
• The Orc Chasm
  • The Highlands
  • The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
• The Barrel full of Barrels
• Crimbo Town (2005) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Crimbo Rock (2006) (formerly)
  • Simple Tool-Making Cave
  • Toy-Making Cave
  • Eating Cave
• Crimbo Town (2006) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home / Linnea's Monster Truck
  • The Crimboween Spooky Cafe
  • The Spooky Fright Factory
• Crimborg Collective (2006) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimborg's Hive
  • Crimborg Nutrition Station
  • The Crimborg Collective Factory
• Crimbo Town (2007) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)
  • A Sinister Dodecahedron
• Crimbo Town (2008) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory / Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing? / A Mysterious Crate
  • Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Crimbo Town (2009) (formerly)
  • The Don's Crimbo Compound
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • The Crimbo Casino
  • The Crimbo Cartel
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)
• CRIMBCO Headquarters (2010) (formerly)
  • CRIMBCO Cubicles
  • CRIMBCO WC
  • CRIMBCO Cafeteria
  • CRIMBCO Gift Shop
  • Mr. Mination's Office
• Crimbo Town (2011) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
  • Check Out Your Presents
• Crimboku Town! (2012) (formerly)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Futuristic Trailer
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • A Big Garage
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Mt. McLargeHuge
  • The Icy Peak
  • Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  • The eXtreme Slope
  • The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n
  • The Goatlet
  • Itznotyerzitz Mine
  • A Temporal Rift (formerly)
    • The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
• The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave
  • Sinister Cave Room 1
  • Sinister Cave Room 2
  • Sinister Cave Room 3
  • A Large Chamber
  • A Big Door
    • Inner Sanctum
• The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old (formerly)
• The Hermitage
• The Dungeoneers' Association
  • Boris's Gate
  • Jarlsberg's Gate
  • Sneaky Pete's Gate
  • The Haiku Dungeon
  • The Limerick Dungeon
  • The Daily Dungeon
  • The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
    • The Dungeons of Doom
  • A Vending Machine
• The Temple of Literacy
  • The Altar of Literacy
• Huggler Memorial Colosseum
  • The Swagger Shop
  • Information Booth
  • Hall of Champions
  • Snack Bar
  • Archives

An Old Man (and the Sea)

• An Old Man
• The Sea
  • The Briny Deeps
  • The Brinier Deepers
  • The Briniest Deepests
  • The Sea Floor
    • An Octopus's Garden
    • The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
    • Madness Reef
    • The Marinara Trench
    • The Dive Bar
    • The Mer-Kin Outpost
    • Anemone Mine
    • The Sea Monkees' Castle
      • Little Brother
      • Big Brother
      • Grandpa
      • Grandma
    • The Skate Park
      • A Rumble Near the Fountain / Ice Skate Territory / Roller Skate Territory
      • Comet, the Roller Skate
      • Lutz, the Ice Skate
      • The Bandshell
      • A Merry-Go Round
      • The Eclectic Eels

The Nearby Plains

• Cobb's Knob
  • The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  • Cobb's Knob Barracks
  • Kitchens
  • Treasury
  • Harem
  • Throne Room
  • Cobb's Knob Laboratories
    • Dispensary
    • The Knob Shaft
    • Laboratory
    • Cobb's Knob Menagerie
      • Menagerie Level 1
      • Menagerie Level 2
      • Menagerie Level 3
      • Cell 37
• Fernswarthy's Tower (formerly)
• The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower
  • The Basement
  • Tower Ruins
  • Stairs to Nowhere
• Degrassi Knoll
  • Inside Degrassi Knoll
    • The Plunger
    • The Bakery
    • The Gym
    • General Store
    • Mayor Zapruder
    • Innabox
    • Mushroom Fields
• The "Fun" House
• The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
  • The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
• The Cyrpt
  • The Haert of the Cyrpt
  • The Defiled Alcove
  • The Defiled Niche
  • The Defiled Nook
  • The Defiled Cranny
• The Palindome
• The Bat Hole
  • Entryway
  • Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  • Guano Junction
  • Beanbat Chamber
  • The Boss Bat's Lair
• The Rabbit Hole
  • The Mad Tea Party
  • The Red Queen's Garden
  • The Tweedleporium
• The Spectral Pickle Factory
• The Spectral Salad Factory (formerly)
• The Beanstalk
  • The Hole in the Sky
  • The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
  • The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
• Scorch / A Small, Bright Light / A Temporal Rift
  • The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
    • Cobb's Lump
    • Fernswarthy's Hut
    • Susie's Cupcake Stand
    • Degrassi Book Depository
    • Clown Rock
    • The Cemetery
    • A Battlefield
    • The Bat Divot
    • The Perfectly Ordinary Pickle Factory
• Bigg's Tent (formerly)
• Bigg's Dig (formerly)
• The A. W. O. L. Camp (formerly)
• The Suburbs of Dis
  • The Clumsiness Grove
  • The Maelstrom of Lovers
  • The Glacier of Jerks
  • An Altar
• The Luter's Grave
• Brushfires (formerly)
  • Brushfires (location)
  • FDKOL Requisitions Tent
  • A Super-Intense Mega-Grassfire
  • Fierce Flying Flames
  • An Ominous Message
  • Lord Flameface's Castle
    • The Entrance
    • The Belfry
    • The Big Room on Top

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress

• The Entrance Cavern (1)
• The Entrance Cavern (2)
  • A Perplexing Door
  • A Perplexing Odor
  • The Stone Mariachis
• The Hedge Maze
• The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
• The Sorceress' Chamber
  • Beyond the Pale
    • Jermery's Permery
    • The Deli Lama
    • Pet Heaven
    • The Bureau of Reincarnation
    • Contemplate The Infinite (formerly)
    • Chat With Your Ancestors (formerly)
    • Play Cards With Famous Dead Guys (formerly)
    • Eat Something (formerly)
    • The Valhalladay Inn (formerly)

Desert Beach

• The Grim Grimacite Site (formerly)
• The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp
  • Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome
  • The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
  • Thugnderdome
  • Gnirf, the World's Sneakiest Gnome
  • Gnorman, the Supertinker
  • Gno-Mart
  • The Annoy-o-Tron 5000
  • Gnorbert, the Elder Gnomad
• A Small Pyramid
  • The Upper Chamber
  • The Middle Chamber
  • The Lower Chambers
• The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
• An Oasis
• The Shore, Inc.
• Bordertown
  • The Mall of Loathing
  • The Raffle House
  • Trophy Hut
  • Uncle P's Antiques
  • The Gift Shop
  • South of The Border

The Distant Woods

• The Spooky Forest
• The Spooky Gravy Barrow
• The Bugbear Pens
• Whitey's Grove
• The Road to the White Citadel
  • The White Citadel
• The Typical Tavern
  • Bart Ender
  • Tavern Cellar
  • A Barroom Brawl
  • A Suspicious-Looking Guy
  • A Pool Table
• Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
  • Talk to the Deep Fat Friars
    • Brother Flying Burrito, the Deep Fat Friar
    • Brother Corsican, the Deep Fat Friar
    • Brother Smothers, the Deep Fat Friar
  • The Dark Neck of the Woods
  • The Dark Heart of the Woods
  • The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  • The Deep Fat Friars' Gate (formerly)
  • Pandamonium
    • Azazel's Temple
    • Belilafs Comedy Club
    • Moaning Panda Square
    • Pandamonium Slums
    • Hey Deze Arena
• The Black Market
• The Black Forest
• The Hidden City
• The Hidden Temple
• The Worm Wood
  • The Mouldering Mansion
  • The Rogue Windmill
  • The Stately Pleasure Dome
• The Inexplicable Door
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • The Distant Woods, Like, Six Months Ago
• Forest Village
  • The Untinker's Cottage
  • The Bugbear Bakery
  • The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
  • The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
  • Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe
    • Cashier
    • Alice's Army
• The Arrrboretum
• The Shivering Timbers (formerly)

The Mysterious Island of Mystery

• The Hippy Store
• Orcish Frat House / Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) / The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) / The Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
• The Hippy Camp / The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) / The Hippy Camp (Wartime) / The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
• The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  • The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
    • Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore
    • Barrrney's Barrr
    • The F'c'le
    • Belowdecks
    • The Poop Deck
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • The Mysterious Island in the As-Yet-Unimplemented Future
• The Junkyard
  • Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  • Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Over Where the Old Tires Are
  • Out By that Rusted-Out Car
  • Yossarian, The Junkman
  • The Junkyard (Post-War)
• The Organic Orchard
  • The Organic Produce Stand
  • The Hatching Chamber
  • The Feeding Chamber
  • The Guards' Chamber
  • The Queen's Chamber
• Mysterious Island Arena
• The Battlefield
  • The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
  • The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
• McMillicancuddy's Farm
  • The Pond
  • The Back 40
  • The Other Back 40
  • The Granary
  • The Barn
  • The Bog
  • The Family Plot
  • McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse
  • The Shady Thicket
  • McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
• The Lighthouse
  • Sonofa Beach
  • The Lighthouse Keeper
• Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision
  • The Themthar Hills
  • Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision (Nunnery)

Other

• Drunken Stupor
• St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
• Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Seal Clubber)
    • A Dark Cave
    • The Broodling Grounds
    • A Palm Tree Shelter
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Turtle Tamer)
    • A Guy in the Bushes
    • Inner Compound
    • Outer Compound
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Pastamancer)
    • A Protestor
    • Temple Portico
    • Temple
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Sauceror)
    • Main Hall
    • The Convention Hall Lobby
    • A Boat
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Disco Bandit)
    • A Girl in a Black Dress
    • Outside the Club
    • A Dance Club
  • Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Accordion Thief)
    • Fishing Village
    • The Barracks
    • The Hacienda
  • A Volcanic Cave
• A Journey to the Center of Your Mind
  • Great Trip
  • Mediocre Trip
  • Bad Trip
• Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
  • Memories of the Very Beginning
  • Memories of the Distant Past
  • Memories of the Distant Future?
• Uncle P's Maps
  • Map to The Landscaper's Lair
    • The Landscaper's Hut
    • A Well-Groomed Lawn
  • Map to Professor Jacking's laboratory
    • Professor Jacking
    • Pneumatic Tube Interface
    • Small-O-Fier
    • Huge-A-Ma-Tron
    • Jacking's Mirror
  • Map to the Kegger in the Woods
    • Kegger in the Woods
  • Map to Vanya's Castle
    • Foyer
    • Chapel
    • The Creature's Lair
  • Map to the Magic Commune
    • The Whirling Wheatgrass Juice Cup
    • The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade
    • Freegans of the Mysterious Island
    • The Magic Yurt
    • Mary Jane's Wild Ride
    • Enchanted Jam Band room
  • Map to Ellsbury's Claim
    • Neckback Crick
• A Skeleton Invasion! (formerly)
• An Astral Slash (formerly)
  • The Skies over Valhalla
    • A Giant Swarm of Yeti-Mounted Skeletons
    • The Bonewall
    • A Massive Flying Battleship
    • A Supply Train
    • The Bone Star
• Bugbear Mothership
  • Medbay
  • Waste Processing
  • Sonar
  • Science Lab
  • Morgue
  • Special Ops
  • Engineering
  • Navigation
  • Galley
  • Bridge

See Also

• Areas by Number