Monster Compendium (N to S)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from N to S.

n Bottles of Beer on a Golem  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

A n-Headed Hydra  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

A n Stone Golem  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

The Naughty Sorceress (1)  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

File:Sorcblob-100px.gif The Naughty Sorceress (2)  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

The Naughty Sorceress (3)  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Neil  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, longhaired hippy wig, reinforced beaded headband, green clay bead

newt  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: eye of newt

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: chopsticks, frigid ninja stars, plain snowcone, rice bowl  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, icy katana hilt, plain snowcone  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: cold ninja mask, frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, plain snowcone  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman Janitor  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, ninja mop, pail  Bounty: dirty coal button

Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon, frigid hankyū  Bounty: coal button  Pickpocket: frigid mote

Octorok  Habitat: Hero's Field, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: red pixel, red pixel, red pixel

one-eyed Gnoll  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: eyepatch, gnoll teeth  Bounty: half-empty bottle of eyedrops  Pickpocket: glass gnoll eye

One-Eyed Willie  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, line, star

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: deodorant, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish baseball cap, shingle  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: bottle of gin, deodorant, flask flops, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish cargo shorts  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, Orcish frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

overdone flame-broiled meat blob  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry, The Haunted Pantry (Retired)  Item Drops: meat paste, meat paste, meat paste

P imp  Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Dark Neck of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: diamond-studded cane, hot wing, Imp Ale

paper towelgeist  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: cardboard katana  Bounty: paper towel

pencil golem  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: pencil stub

perpendicular bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

pine bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, Pine-Fresh air freshener

pooltergeist  Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room  Item Drops: 1-ball, 2-ball, 3-ball, 4-ball, 5-ball, 6-ball, 7-ball, 8-ball, 9-ball, pool shark hair oil

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Pork Sword]] The Pork Sword  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Portly Abomination  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: abominable blubber  Bounty: suspicious mole

Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: tube of cranberry Go-Goo (below level 6), can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce (level 6 and above)  Bounty: shredded can label

possessed can of tomatoes  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry, The Haunted Pantry (Retired)  Item Drops: razor-sharp can lid, tomato, folder (yellow)  Bounty: shredded can label  Pickpocket: possessed tomato

possessed silverware drawer  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: antique packet of ketchup, corn holder, eggbeater; shiny butcherknife (when Running Away)

possessed wine rack  Habitat: The Haunted Wine Cellar, The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northeast), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southeast)  Item Drops: dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, actual tapas  Quest Items: bottle of Chateau de Vinegar

Possibility Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: chaos butterfly, plot hole, probability potion

poutine ooze  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: poutine

Pretty Fly  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Procrastination Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: procrastination potion

Protagonist  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: ocarina of space, phonics down, ridiculously huge sword, super-spiky hair gel

Quantum Mechanic  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: large box, vorpal blade  Pickpocket: pile of gold coins

Quiet Healer  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote

Racecar Bob  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, ketchup hound, folder (D-Team)  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog

raging bull  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: boxing glove, boxing glove, can of Red Minotaur, pile of jumping beans

rampaging adding machine  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: None

ratbat  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: rat appendix, ratgut, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Pickpocket: ratarang

Raver Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: Angry Farmer candy, giant needle, Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub, rave whistle  Bounty: discarded pacifier

Really Interesting Wallpaper  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

regular old bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing

remains of a jilted mistress  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom: One Rustic Nightstand, The Haunted Bedroom (OLD): One Nightstand (Wooden)  Item Drops: chintzy seal pendant (Seal Clubber), chintzy turtle brooch (Turtle Tamer), chintzy noodle ring (Pastamancer), chintzy saucepan earring (Sauceror), chintzy disco ball pendant (Disco Bandit), chintzy accordion pin (Accordion Thief), antique hand mirror (all classes)

revolting bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: none

revolving bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: none

rock-banging cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: rock, rock, stick  Quest Items: big leaf

Rudolphus of Crimborg  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

rushing bum  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta)  Pickpocket: cheap cigar butt

sabre-toothed goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: goat beard, sabre teeth  Bounty: billy idol

sabre-toothed lime  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: twist of lime

salamander  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: salamander spleen

sassy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: crowbarrr, flaregun, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants

scary clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: big bass drum, big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, clown skin, long skinny balloon  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube  Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie

scary pirate  Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: Jolly Roger charrrm, snakehead charrrm, zombie pineal gland

senile lihc  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

Shadow Class  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

shady pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: safarrri hat

shaky clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, clown skin  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

shifty pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, flaregun, sunken chest

sinew-stretching cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: stringy sinew, stringy sinew, stringy sinew  Quest Items: big leaf

sk8 gnome  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: gr8ps, sk8board, eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, t8r tots

skeletal cat  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones, gnawed-up dog bone

skeletal hamster  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones

skeletal monkey  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones

skeletal reindeer  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

skeletal sommelier  Habitat: The Haunted Wine Cellar, The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northeast), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southeast)  Item Drops: dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, sommelier's towel, tarnished tastevin  Bounty: disintegrating cork

Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton  Habitat: The VERY Unquiet Garves (after reading half of a memo)  Item Drops: silver shrimp fork

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Skinflute]] The Skinflute  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

skleleton  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: loose teeth, skeleton bone, skeleton bone

skullbat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: broken skull, loose teeth, sonar-in-a-biscuit

skullery maid  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: bottle of popskull, dishrag

sleeping Knob Goblin Guard  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin scimitar, viking helmet

Sleepy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: none

slick lihc  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

Slow Talkin' Elliot  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead

smarmy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: bottle of rum, eyepatch, flaregun, Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet  Bounty: vial of pirate sweat

Smart Skelton  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: smart skull

Sneezy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: none

Snow Queen  Habitat: The Icy Peak  Item Drops: crazy little Turkish delight, ga-ga radio, Snow Queen Crown

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=Some Bad ASCII Art]] Some Bad ASCII Art  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: El Sombrero De Lopez

Spaghetti Elemental  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Colander of Em-er'il

Spam Witch  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 30669 scroll, Spam Witch sammich  Bounty: sammich crust

Spectral Jellyfish  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: None  Pickpocket: spectral jelly

spelunking astronaut  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None

spiny skelelton  Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: smart skull, skeleton bone, spiked femur, succulent marrow  Quest Items: evil eye

The Spirit of New Wave  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Disco 'Fro Pick

spooky gravy fairy guard  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: halfberd, small leather glove, spooky mushroom

spooky gravy fairy ninja  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: spooky mushroom, teeny-tiny ninja stars, tiny ninja sword

spooky gravy fairy warlock  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: enchanted toothpick, spooky mushroom

spooky mummy  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: dried face, spooky shrunken head

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=spooky vampire]] spooky vampire  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Spunky Princess  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, tiny house, titanium assault umbrella

Stella, the Turtle Poacher  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Elder Turtle Shell

stocking-stuffing zombie  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

stomper stomping  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: cyborg stompin' boot

strangler strangling  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: immense cyborg hand

Striking Factory-Worker Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Middle-Management Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Stuffing Golem  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: single-serving herbal stuffing (below level 7), herbal stuffing (level 7 and above)

Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: Knob Goblin firecracker, Knob Goblin pants, strongness elixir, folder (cyan), sparkling orb

swarm a-swarming  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: rogue swarmer, rogue swarmer

Swarm of Country Bats  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)  Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake  Bounty: pile of country guano

swarm of killer bees  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: baby killer bee, royal jelly

swarthy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot

Swiss hen  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: oversized fish scaler