Outfit

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An outfit is a set of equipment with a common theme. Wearing an outfit can give you resistances, improve your stats, have different effects at some locations, or provide other benefits. Most costumes consist of a hat and pants and perhaps also a weapon, accessory, or shirt. Every outfit changes your avatar while being worn.

Equipping an outfit yields the following message:

You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>

If you try to equip an outfit which includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:

You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.

If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:

You already have that outfit equipped!

If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.

Visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing an outfit will unlock a tattoo, provided you've recovered his missing property.

All outfits except Vile Vagrant Vestments and Bakelite Brigandine have at least two items from these three categories:

  • hat
  • pants
  • weapon

This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule is that it is possible to wear:

Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your familiar equipment (unless you have configured the inventory options in the account menu).

Custom Outfits

You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 99 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:

You don't need more than 99 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of super-supermodel?

If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:

Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.

If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:

You are already wearing "<outfit name>."

If you try to equip a custom outfit with an item(s) missing, it will say:

It appears you're already wearing all the parts of the outfit "<outfit name>" which you possess or can wear.

It will also say, for each of the missing items:

Item NOT found: <item picture and name>

See Dressing For Success for analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.

Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:

  • Wearing a snake shield with a serpentine sword gives a total of +20 Monster Level.
  • Wearing a snarling wolf shield with a lupine sword gives a total of +18 Spooky Damage.
  • Wearing a cardboard katana with a cardboard wakizashi gives a total of +23 Bonus Weapon Damage.
  • Wearing n unique pieces of the Blasphemous Bedizenment gives (2n)% +item, (2n)% +meat, and (2n) +ML.
  • Wearing n unique pieces of the Clothing of Loathing gives (2n-1)% +item, (2n)% +meat, and +(2n)% to all stats.

Also also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."

And finally, having a familiar (Mad Hatrack or Disembodied Hand or Fancypants Scarecrow) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.

Outfit Equipment and Effects

Outfit Additonal Effects Tattoo Halloween Treat

8-Bit Finery

pixel hat
Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
All Attributes +2
Combat Initiative +25%
Sword Tattoo

pixellated candy heart

pixel sword
Weapon:
10 Muscle required
Damage: 5 - 10
Combat Initiative +15%

pixel pants
Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
Maximum HP/MP +10

Aeroutfit

aerogel akubra
Hat:
Muscle +10
+10% Meat from Monsters
Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
+40% Meat Drops from Monsters
Aerogel Tattoo

Aerheads

aerogel accordion
Weapon (ranged, 1-handed accordion):
Moxie +10
Maximum HP +20
Only takes up one hand!

aerogel attache case
Off-hand:
+10% Pickpocket Chance
+10 Stench Damage
Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure

aerogel anvil
Accessory:
Weapon Damage +25%
Never Fumble
Gives a chance of generating extra Fury

aerogel apron
Accessory:
+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Serious Hot Resistance
Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier

aerogel ascot
Accessory:
Mysticality +10
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Dramatically improves Saucecicle

Animelf Apparel


brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
Hat:
Power: 10
Maximum HP/MP +20
Enables Friendship. And Goring.
Restores 4-6 HP and 2-3 MP per adventure
Animelf Tattoo

blind-packed capsule toy

electronic dulcimer pants
Pants:
Power: 10
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%

Frown Exerciser
Accessory:
+10 to Monster Level
Moxie -5

Antique Arms And Armor

antique helmet
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%
Serious Spooky Resistance
Muscle +15
Armor Tattoo

Bit O' Ectoplasm

antique spear
Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Combat Initiative -30%
Successful hit weakens opponent

antique shield
Off-Hand:
85 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Combat Initiative -15%

antique greaves
Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%

Arboreal Raiment

can of fake snow
Weapon:
35 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+5 Cold Damage
Serious Stench Resistance
Wreath Tattoo

sugar-coated pine cone

tree skirt
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5

colored-light "necklace"
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Maximum MP +15

Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel

willowy bonnet
Hat:
22 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum MP +40
Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
Arbor Day Tattoo

Everlasting Deckswabber

crotchety pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum HP +40

Saccharine Maple pendant
Accessory:
22 Mysticality required
Maximum HP/MP +20

Bakelite Brigandine

bakelite backpack
Back:
40 Muscle required
+10 to Monster Level
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat
+20% Item Drops from Monsters
Bakelite Brigandine Tattoo

bakelite-covered bacon

bakelite bowl
Off-hand:
40 Muscle required
MP+20
Spell Damage +20
Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure

bakelite breeches
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Moxie +20%
Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno

bakelite belt
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 10
Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury

bakelite badge
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5 to Familiar Weight
Muscle +20%
Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly

bakelite brooch
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Mysticality +20%
Active Saucespheres increase your Spell Damage

Bits o' Honey

honeycap
Hat:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Moxie +5%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Ranged Damage +15
+5% Items from Monsters
Honey Tattoo
honey stick

honey dipper
Weapon:
72 Mysticality required
Damage: 18 - 35
Mysticality +5%
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
Spell Damage +15

honeybritches
Pants:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Muscle +5%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +15

Black Armaments

black helmet
Hat:
65 Muscle required
Power: 160
Maximum HP +30
Muscle +6
Black Tattoo
One of:
black pudding
Blackfly Chardonnay
black & tan
black pepper
black forest cake
black forest ham

black sword
Weapon:
65 Muscle required
Damage: 16 - 32
+7% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +7

black shield
Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +5
Maximum HP +20

black greaves
Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Muscle +10
Damage Absorption +20

Blasphemous Bedizenment

Brimstone Beret
Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Muscle -20%
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
All Attributes +30%
(Hidden +64% Meat drops)
(Hidden +64% Items from Monsters)
(Hidden +64 Monster Level)

Brimstone Heart Tattoo

Pain Dip

Brimstone Bludgeon
Weapon:
30 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +50%
Mysticality -20%
Weapon Damage +30

Brimstone Bunker
Off-hand:
30 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Muscle +50%
Moxie -20%
Damage Reduction: 10

Brimstone Boxers
Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Mysticality -20%
Combat Initiative +50%

Brimstone Brooch
Accessory 1:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Moxie -20%
Spell Damage +40

Brimstone Bracelet
Accessory 2:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Muscle -20%
-3 MP to use Skills

Bounty-Hunting Rig

bounty-hunting helmet
Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters
+15% Items from Monsters
Meat Tattoo

chocolate filthy lucre

bounty-hunting rifle
Weapon:
25 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+15% Items from Monsters

bounty-hunting pants
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters

Bow Tux

bowler
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +5
+5% Items from Monsters
Bow Tux Tattoo

candy cane

bow staff
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Mysticality +5
Weapon Damage +3

bowlegged pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5

BRICKOfig Outfit

BRICKO hat
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Maximum MP +3
+10% Items from Monsters
Minifigure Tattoo

BRICKO brick

BRICKO sword
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +6

BRICKO pants
Pants:
No stat required
Power:90
Damage Absorption +9

Brogre Brouture

Brogre bucket hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Monsters will be more attracted to you
Muscle +50%
Brogre Tattoo

Yolo™ chocolates

Brogre brolo shirt
Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Power: 100
+3 PvP fights per day when equipped

Brogre brorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 to Monster Level

Bugbear Costume

bugbear beanie
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
(Required for a Trophy)
(Cannot eat gingerbread bugbear)
(Allows access to The Bugbear Bakery)

Bugbear Tattoo
cog
sprocket
spring

bugbear bungguard
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30

Ceramic Suit

porcelain porkpie
Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+20% Food Drops from Monsters
Mysticality +20%
Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Superhuman Spooky Resistance

Ceramic Suit Tattoo

porcelain candy dish

porcelain pelerine
Back:
40 Muscle required
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
+10 to Monster Level
Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum

porcelain police baton
Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12-24
Muscle +20%
Your Smacks Restore MP

porcelain pepper mill
Off-Hand:
40 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Successful hit weakens opponent
Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm

porcelain plus-fours
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
All Attributes +4
Maximum HP/MP+4
+4 Spooky Damage
+4 Stench Damage
+4 Hot Damage
+4 Cold Damage
+4 Sleaze Damage
+4% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 4
+4 to Familiar Weight
Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4

porcelain phantom mask
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters
Moxie +20%
Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain

Cloaca-Cola Uniform

Cloaca-Cola helmet
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Different adventures at the Battlefield)

Cloaca-Cola Tattoo

Dyspepsi grenade

Cloaca-Cola shield
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1

Cloaca-Cola fatigues
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3

Clockwork Apparatus

clockwork hat
Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Slight Spooky Resistance
I Meant To Do That! (Fumbles have helpful effects)
Clockwork Tattoo

Sugar Cog

clockwork trench coat
Shirt:
25 Muscle required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +15

clockwork pants
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +10%

Clothing of Loathing

Goggles of Loathing
Hat:
150 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Makes you a better diver
Combat Initiative +50%
Superhuman Hot Resistance
???
(Hidden +64% Item Drops from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% Meat from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% to all attributes)

Loathing Tattoo

fudge-shaped hole in space-time

Stick-Knife of Loathing
Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Weapon Damage +100%
Spell Damage +200%
Superhuman Cold Resistance

Scepter of Loathing
Off-Hand:
150 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Critical Hit
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Superhuman Spooky Resistance

Jeans of Loathing
Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Regenerate 20-30 HP and MP per adventure
Maximum HP/MP +500
Superhuman Stench Resistance

Treads of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Muscle required
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
+6 PvP fights per day when equipped
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance

Belt of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Moxie required
Damage Reduction: 20
+10 to Familiar Weight
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks

Pocket Square of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Mysticality required
Never Fumble
-3 MP to use Skills
Superhuman Resistance to All Elements

Cold Comforts

double-ice cap
Hat:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure.
+10 Cold Damage
+30 Cold Damage
+30 Damage to Cold Spells

Double-ice Tattoo

double-ice gum (with Russian Ice in inventory, otherwise 1 drunkenness)

double-ice box
Off-hand:
20 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Cold
Spell Damage +10%

double-ice britches
Pants:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Stupendous Hot Resistance
Damage Reduction: 4
Maximum HP/MP +40

Cool Irons

cool iron helmet
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Serious Hot Resistance
Damage Reduction: 20
Cool Iron Tattoo

ironic mint

cool iron breastplate
Shirt:
250 Muscle required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Maximum HP +200

cool iron greaves
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure

Cooper's Couture

barrelhead
Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
MP+25
Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
Damage Reduction: 10
Barrel Tattoo

root beer barrel

chest barrel
Shirt:
10 Muscle required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption: +50

bottoms of the barrel
Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
HP+50
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure

Crappy Mer-kin Disguise

crappy Mer-kin mask
Hat:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
All Attributes +30
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium and the Mer-kin Elementary School)

Crappy Mer-kin Tattoo

Mer-kin rocksalt

crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
+2 MP to use Skills

Crimbo Duds

Crimbo hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance
+5% Items from Monsters
Crimbo Pressie Tattoo

fruitcake

Crimbo sword
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5

Crimbo pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%

Crimborg Assault Armor

biomechanical crimborg helmet
Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+20 Ranged Damage
Crimborg Tattoo

nanite-infested candy cane

C.B.F.G.
Weapon:
60 Moxie required
Damage: 15 - 30
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Stench Damage

biomechanical crimborg leg armor
Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage

Crimbot Crimboutfit

toy Crimbot mega face
Hat:
Power: 50
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of LIGHT in combat

+3 Crimbot Power
ZAP! Tattoo

sugar sphere

toy Crimbot power glove
Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +15
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of ZAP in combat


toy Crimbot super fist
Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 10
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of POW in combat

toy Crimbot rocket legs
Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative +30%
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of BURN in combat

Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume

cursed eyepatch
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Mysticality +15
+30 Spooky Damage
Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo

piece of after eight

cursed cutlass
Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15

cursed breeches
Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +15

Dark Bro's Vestments

The Necbromancer's Hat
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells
+40 Damage to Spooky Spells
Necbromancer Tattoo

Necbro wafers

The Necbromancer's Stein
Off-hand:
200 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Spooky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells

The Necbromancer's Shorts
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells

Dinsey's Exoskeleton

Dinsey's brain
Hat:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+30 Damage to Stench Spells
Mysticality +30%
Muscle +100
Mysticality +100
Moxie +100

Dinsey's Brain Tattoo

sludgesicle

Dinsey's pizza cutter
Weapon:
100 Mysticality required
Damage: 20-40
Spell Damage +50%
So-so Resistance to All Elements
Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting

Dinsey's radar dish
Off-Hand:
100 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Deals Increasing Damage Every Round

Dinsey's pants
Back:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15 to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%

Dinsey's oculus
Accessory:
100 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +40%
Muscle +30%

Dinsey's glove
Accessory:
100 Moxie required
+30 damage to Accordion Thief Combat Skills
Moxie +30%


Dire Drifter Duds

Zombo's skullcap
Hat:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+10 to Familiar Weight

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
+5 to Familiar Weight
(Grants Zombo's Visage while in Hobopolis)

Gravestone Tattoo

strawberry-flavored Hob-O

Zombo's shield
Off-Hand:
200 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Damage Absorption +50
+30 Spooky Damage
Muscle +20%

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Zombo's grievous greaves
Pants:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Dreadful Bugbear Suit

Covers-Your-Head
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +250
Maximum HP/MP +100
Combat Initiative +50%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
+50 Hot Damage
+50 Damage to Hot Spells

Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo

Bugbearclaw Donut

Drapes-You-Regally
Back item:
250 Moxie required
+20% Meat from Monsters
+20% Booze Drops from Monsters
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Warms-Your-Tush
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Hot Damage
Superhuman Cold Resistance)
Slight Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Dreadful Ghost Suit

Mayor Ghost's toupee
Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +250
Maximum MP +125
Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
+50 Spooky Damage
+50 Damage to Spooky Spells

Dreadful Ghost Tattoo

8-bit banana

Mayor Ghost's cloak
Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters
+20% Food Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Mayor Ghost's khakis
Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Slight Cold Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Dreadful Pajamas

dreadful fedora
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
+25 Spooky Damage
+25 Damage to Spooky Spells
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Makes you dream more frequently
Dreadful Pajama Tattoo

Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin

dreadful sweater
Shirt:
200 Mysticality required
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands

dreadful glove
Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
+5% Chance of Critical Hit
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands

Dreadful Skeleton Suit

Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +50%
Maximum HP +500
Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
+50 Sleaze Damage
+50 Damage to Sleaze Spells

Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo

bone bons

Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
Shirt:
250 Muscle required
+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
+5 to Familiar Weight
+10 to Familiar Damage

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
Pants:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
+50 Sleaze Damage
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Slight Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

Dreadful Vampire Suit

Thunkula's drinking cap
Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +50%
Maximum MP +250
Regenerate 20-40 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+50 Cold Damage
+50 Damage to Cold Spells

Dreadful Vampire Tattoo

vial of blood simple syrup

Drunkula's cape
Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+3 Adventures per day when equipped.
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Drunkula's silky pants
Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Cold Spells
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Slight Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Dreadful Werewolf Suit

Great Wolf's headband
Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +250
Maximum HP +250
Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Weapon Damage +50
Spell Damage +50

Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo

little red jam

Great Wolf's right paw
Weapon:
250 Muscle required
Damage: 30 - 60
Weapon Damage +50
Weapon Damage +50%
+10% chance of Critical Hit

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Great Wolf's left paw
Off-Hand:
250 Muscle required
+10% Critical Hit Chance
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage Damage
Never Fumble

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Dreadful Zombie Suit

zombie mariachi hat
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +50%
Maximum HP/MP +150
Combat Initiative +40%

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
+50 Stench Damage
+50 Damage to Stench Spells

Dreadful Zombie Tattoo

Whenchamacallit bar

zombie accordion
Weapon:
250 Moxie required
Damage: 30 - 60
Ranged Damage +50
+10% Item drops from monsters
Keep 1 additional song in your head

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

zombie mariachi pants
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Stench Damage
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Slight Hot Resistance

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

Dwarvish War Uniform

dwarvish war helmet
Hat:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Heads Up!
Damage Reduction: 10
(Allows you to mine inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.)

Dwarvish Tattoo

dwarf bread

dwarvish war mattock
Weapon:
67 Muscle required
Damage: 17 - 33
Magical Blue Glow

dwarvish war kilt
Pants:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Blinky Lights

Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform

Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Different adventures at the Battlefield)

Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo

Cloaca grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola shield
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1

Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3

El Vibrato Relics

El Vibrato helmet
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
(Effect determined by the punchcards inserted into the helmet)
El Vibrato Tattoo

abandoned candy

El Vibrato energy spear
Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40

El Vibrato leg guards
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200

Eldritch Equipage

eldritch hat
Hat:
47 Moxie required
+40 Spooky Spooky Damage
+40 Damage to Spooky Spells
Serious Spooky Resistance
+50% Items from Monsters
Eldritch Tattoo

eldritch essence
or

eldritch effluvium

eldritch pants
Pants:
47 Moxie required
Mysticality +20%
Maximum MP +40
Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure

Encephalic Ensemble

Cerebral Cloche
Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Jellyfish Vision
Maximum MP +15
+5% Items from Monsters
Jellyfish Tattoo

candy brain

Cerebral Crossbow
Weapon:
30 Moxie required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage

Cerebral Culottes
Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Mysticality +10

eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear

eXtreme scarf
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +5
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo

Wint-O-Fresh mint

snowboarder pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Absorption +20

eXtreme mittens
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Weapon Damage +2

Fancy Tux

fancy tophat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +15%
All Attributes +15%
Black Tie Tattoo

chocolate-covered caviar

fancy tuxedo pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +15%

fancy black tie
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Muscle +15%

Filthy Hippy Disguise

filthy knitted dread sack
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
+3 Stench Damage
+5 Stench Damage
(Allows shopping at The Hippy Store.)

Hippy Tattoo

herb brownies

filthy corduroys
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Mysticality +3
Moxie -3

Floaty Fatigues

floaty rock helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit (+40% total)
Rock Tattoo

Rock Pops

floaty rock pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit

floaty rock necklace
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit

Frat Boy Ensemble

Orcish baseball cap
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3
+5 Sleaze Damage
Different adventures at the Frat House
Allows use of rolls of drink tickets
More booze from hands full of drink tickets

Frat Boy Tattoo
Random bottle of Booze

homoerotic frat-paddle
Weapon:
20 Muscle required
Damage: 7 - 14
+4 Sleaze Damage

Orcish cargo shorts
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3

Frat Warrior Fatigues

beer helmet
Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40
+15 Sleaze Damage
Frat Warrior Tattoo
Three random grapefruit, orange or tomato schnapps

distressed denim pants
Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Slight Stench Resistance
Damage Reduction: 2

bejeweled pledge pin
Accessory:
70 Mysticality required
Maximum HP +40

Frigid Northlands Garb

sealhide hood
Hat:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Combat Initiative +20%
Serious Cold Resistance
No Seals Tattoo

Northern pemmican

sealhide leggings
Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure

sealhide buckler
Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 7

Furry Suit

wolf mask
Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Complete Delusion
(+4 Muscle, +5 Moxie)
Moxie -75%
Monster Level +5

Loser Tattoo

Tasty Fun Good rice candy

furry pants
Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Sleaze Damage

Ghast Iron Gear

ghast iron Garibaldi
Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Spooky Damage
+20 Hot Damage
+20 Spooky Damage

Hot Ghost Tattoo

Hot 'n' Scarys

ghast iron cleaver
Weapon:
72 Muscle required
Damage: 18 - 35
+15 Spooky Damage
+15 Hot Damage

ghast iron heater shield
Off-Hand:
75 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 11
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage

ghast iron codpiece
Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage

Glad Bag Glad Rags

giant discarded bottlecap
Hat:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
Damage Reduction: 3
Mysticality -10
Mysticality +10
Moxie +10
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
Combat Initiative +10%

Recycling Tattoo

alphabet gum

giant discarded plastic fork
Weapon:
62 muscle required
Damage: 16 - 31
+10% Chance of Critical Hit Chance
Combat Initiative -10%

giant discarded torn-up glove
Pants:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
+5 Stench Damage
Moxie -10

Gladiatorial Glad Rags

centurion helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +7
+6 Adventure(s) per day
SPQL Tattoo

Bit O' Quail Spleen

gladiator tunica
Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Regenerate 5-15 HP per adventure

madius
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+7 to Monster Level

radiator heater shield
Off-Hand:
35 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 6
Serious Cold Resistance

pteruges
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Weapon Damage +10

Roman sadnals
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight

Gnauga Hides

gnauga hide whip
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
+3% Item drops from monsters
Damage Reduction: 3
Gnauga Tattoo

Gummi-Gnauga

gnauga hide buckler
Off-Hand:
30 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 5
All Attributes +3

gnauga hide chaps
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +30

Grass Guise

grass hat
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Maximum MP +10
Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure
Oyster Egg Tattoo

foie gras

grass blade
Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Weapon Damage +5

grass skirt
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +5

Grimy Reaper's Vestments

corrosive cowl
Hat:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Slime Hates It, +30 Spooky Damage, Stupendous Spooky Resistance
+100 Spooky Damage
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells

Reaper Tattoo

children of the candy corn

villainous scythe
Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Slime Really Hates It, Weapon Damage +30%, +4% chance of Critical Hit

corroded breeches
Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Slime Hates It, Damage Absorption +50, +5% chance of Critical Hit

Hateful Habiliment

Lens of Hatred
Hat:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15% Meat from Monsters
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
All Attributes +15%
Yog-Urt Tattoo

worst candy

Staff of Simmering Hatred
Weapon:
125 Mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +200%

Cold Stone of Hatred
Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Mysticality +20%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%

Pantaloons of Hatred
Pants:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants Static Shock

Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
Accessory:
125 Moxie required
Monsters will be less attracted to you
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Makes running more comfortable (Restores HP when successfully running from battle)

Girdle of Hatred
Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +45%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Tightenable (Grants Tighten Girdle)

High-Radiation Mining Gear

radiation-resistant helmet
Hat:
Power: 50
-10% Item Drops from Monsters
Serious Cold Resistance
High-Radiation Tattoo

Glo-Pop

high-energy mining laser
Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
2x chance of fumble
+20 Hot Damage

servo-assisted exo-pants
Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative -30%

Hodgman's Regal Frippery

Hodgman's porkpie hat
Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power
+25 Hobo Power
(Grants summon hobo underling)

Hobo Glyph Tattoo

roll of Hob-Os

Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power

Hodgman's bow tie
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power

Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit

cold ninja mask
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +15%
So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance

Ninja Tattoo

Cold Hots candy

icy-hot katana
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage

ninja hot pants
Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 70
+4 Hot Damage

Hot Daub Ensemble

hot daub bun
Hat:
27 mysticality required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells
Serious Cold Resistance
Clay Tattoo

daub-breaker

foot-long hot daub
Weapon:
27 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 17
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells

hot daub stand
Pants:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells

Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments

Frosty's old silk hat
Hat:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
+50 Cold Damage
(Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator while in Hobopolis)

Snowballs Tattoo

frostbite-flavored Hob-O

Frosty's nailbat
Weapon:
200 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +30%
+3% chance of Critical Hit
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

Frosty's carrot
Accessory:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)



Knight's Armor

helm of the white knight
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure
Slight Resistance to All Elements
+10% Pickpocket Chance
Black Knight Tattoo

pawn cookie

trousers of the white knight
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power:60
All Attributes +3
Maximum HP/MP +15

wristwatch of the white knight
Accessory:
15 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +10%
+3 Adventures per day when equipped.

Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform

Knob Goblin elite helm
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Muscle +7
Elite Guard Tattoo

Knob Goblin steroids

Knob Goblin elite polearm
Weapon:
15 muscle required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +3

Knob Goblin elite pants
Pants:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Moxie +3

Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise

Knob Goblin harem veil
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 10
Slight Stench Resistance
+3 Sleaze Damage
Harem Girl Tattoo

Knob Goblin love potion

Knob Goblin harem pants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +1

Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord

Elder Turtle Shell
Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
+3 to Familiar Weight
+1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo

chocolate turtle totem

Flail of the Seven Aspects
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15
Never Fumble
Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails

Galapagosian Cuisses
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
+5 to Familiar Weight

Garter of the Turtle Poacher
Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*

Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord

Disco 'Fro Pick
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +11%
+50% Combat Initiative
Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo

chocolate disco ball

Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo
Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +11
+23% Meat from Monsters
+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion

Volartta's bellbottoms
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +11

Bling of the New Wave
Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt

Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎

El Sombrero De Lopez
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +7
+50% Pickpocket bonus
Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo

chocolate stolen accordion

The Trickster's Trikitixa
Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +15
Ranged Damage +23
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
Special Attack: Extreme High Note

Lederhosen of the Night
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +15%

La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
Keep 1 additional song in your head

Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master

Colander of Em-er'il
Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
Pasta Ghosts Level Up Faster (+1 Pasta Guardian Experience Per Fight)
Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo

chocolate pasta spoon

Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords
Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
+50% Food Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative +40%
Special Attack: Noodles of Fire

Angelhair Culottes
Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +15

Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day

Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎

Ancient Saucehelm
Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +11
Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)
Reversed Sauceror Tattoo

chocolate saucepan

Windsor Pan of the Source
Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
Spell Damage +23
+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Special Attack: Saucemageddon

Newman's Own Trousers
Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure

Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*

Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎

Scalp of Gorgolok
Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
Weapon Damage +11
+100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals
Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo

chocolate seal-clubbing club

Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +23
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+20 Physical Damage
Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash

Krakrox's Loincloth
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
Combat Initiative +15%

Claw of the Infernal Seal
Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*

Luniform

Moonthril Circlet
Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +0-45%
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25%

Lunar Tattoo

Comet Drop

Moonthril Flamberge

or


Moonthril Longbow
Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Muscle +0-45%


or

Weapon:
40 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
Moxie +0-45%

Moonthril Greaves
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +0-45%
Mysticality +0-45%
Moxie +0-45%

Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear

Mer-kin gladiator mask
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
+3% chance of Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Colosseum)

Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo

Mer-kin saltmint

Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Damage Reduction: 10
+2 MP to use Skills

Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments

Mer-kin scholar mask
Hat:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Library)

Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo

Mer-kin saltsquid

Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
Pants:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Mysticality +10%
+2 MP to use Skills

Meteor Masquerade

meteortarboard
Hat:
Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
Mysticality +15%
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+50% Meat Drops from Monsters
Meteoroid Tattoo
Unknown

shooting morning star
Weapon (1-handed flail):
Muscle +15%
+15 Hot Damage
Successful hit weakens opponent

meteorb
Off-hand:
Mysticality +5
Maximum MP +10%
Contributes Hot Damage to your spells

meteorite guard
Off-hand:
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks

asteroid belt
Accessory:
+10 to Monster Level
Ranged Damage +50%
Deflects 25% of enemy attacks

meteorthopedic shoes
Accessory:
Combat Initiative +30%
Moxie +15%
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

Mining Gear

miner's helmet
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
+5% Meat from Monsters
(Allows mining Deep Inside the Knob Shaft and Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine)

Miner Tattoo

dwarf bread

7-Foot Dwarven mattock
Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Successful hit weakens opponent

miner's pants
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +20

Mutant Couture

parasitic headgnawer
Hat::
No stat required
Power: 30
Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.
Release Your Inner Mutant
(Allows the use of the Strangle, Disarm and Entangle skills)
(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)

DNA Tattoo

Gummi-DNA

parasitic claw
Weapon::
No stat required
Damage: 3 - 6
+X Weapon Damage

parasitic strangleworm
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Reduction: X +20

parasitic tentacles
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Combat Initiative +X%

Oil Rig

oil cap
Hat:
42 moxie required
Power: 115
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
+30% Combat Initiative
Oil Tattoo

crude crudités

oil lamp
Off-Hand:
45 muscle required
+5 Sleaze Damage
+5 Hot Damage

oil slacks
Pants:
45 moxie required
Combat Initiative +20%

OK Lumberjack Outfit

balaclava
Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Slight Cold Resistance
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Little Canadia Tattoo

maple syrup

los chinos
Pants:
12 moxie required
Power: 55
Damage Absorption +20

disbelief suspenders
Accessory:
10 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance

Palmist Paraphernalia

extra-large palm-frond toupee
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
+2 Stats Per Fight
Moxie +7
Palm Tattoo

bit-o-cactus
or

honey-dipped locust

palm-frond whip
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 3 - 5
Weapon Damage +30

palm-frond capris
Pants:
55 moxie required
Power: 140
Moxie +4
Maximum HP/MP +30

Paperclippery

paperclip turban
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
All Attributes +5
Maximum HP/MP +5
Damage Reduction: 5
Helpful!
(Can prevent an enemy attack)

Paperclip Tattoo

elderly jawbreaker

paperclip pants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Combat Initiative +15%

paperclip-on tie
Accessory:
no stat required
Weapon Damage +5
Spell Damage +5
+1 Stats Per Fight

paperclip cape
Back item:
75 mysticality required
Regenerate 5-7 HP and MP per adventure

Pinata Provisions

papier-mitre
Hat:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
+5 to Familiar Weight
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Helps you describe things
Damage Reduction: 15
Rad Lib Tattoo

pile of candy

papier-mâchuridars
Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Never Fumble
Improves Things

papier-masque
Accessory:
20 mysticality required
Spell Damage +10
Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Makes your possessions seem more interesting

Pork Elf Prizes

pig-iron helm
Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Muscle +7, Weapon Damage +10
Item Drops +10%
Pig Iron Tattoo

Elvish delight

pig-iron shinguards
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 90
Moxie +6, Combat Initiative +10%

pig-iron bracers
Accessory:
30 mysticality required
Mysticality +8, Spell Damage +10

Primitive Radio Duds

Voluminous Radio Hat
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Slight Resistance to All Elements
Notes Tattoo
none

Voluminous Radio Pants
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure

Voluminous Radio Sneakers
Accessory:
60 mysticality required
All Attributes +10

Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia

Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
Hat:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+40 Damage to Hot Spells
Restores 20-30 MP per adventure
(Grants Start Trash Fire while in Hobopolis)

Burning Tire Tattoo

sterno-flavored Hob-O

Ol' Scratch's ash can
Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Hot
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)

Radio Free Regalia

Radio Free Baseball Cap
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head
(Moxie +20)
Never Fumble
Radio Tattoo
None

Radio Free Foil
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 15 - 30
Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon
(Muscle +20)

Radio Free Pants
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird
(Mysticality +20)

Raiments of the Final Boss

Helm of the Scream Emperor
Hat:
Power:120
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
All Attributes +5%
All Attributes +10%
Boss Drops

Cloak of Dire Shadows
Back item:
Maximum MP +40
+10% Meat from Monsters
All Attributes +5%

Sword of Dark Omens
1-handed weapon:
Damage: 12 - 24
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Stench Damage
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage
Spell Damage +50%
All Attributes +5%

Shield of Icy Fate
Off-hand item (shield):
Damage Reduction: 7
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Weapon Damage +25%
All Attributes +5%

Greaves of the Murk Lord
Pants:
Power:120
Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure
+5 to Familiar Weight
All Attributes +5%

Boots of Twilight Whispers
Accessory:
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%
All Attributes +5%

Belt of Howling Anger
Accessory:
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
+3% chance of Critical Hit
All Attributes +5%

Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
Accessory:
Maximum HP +75
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
All Attributes +5%

Roy Orbison Disguise

clingfilm cap
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Slight Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Moxie +15
Roy Orbison Tattoo

fruitfilm

clingfilm trousers
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Mysticality +9

clingfilm slippers
Accessory:
60 mysticality required
Spell Damage +15

Seafaring Suit

foam commodore's hat
Hat:
85 moxie required
Power:200
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25%
+100% Combat Initiative
Sailor Tattoo

candy crayons

miniature deck cannon
Weapon:
85 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Ranged Damage +25
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure

foam naval trousers
Pants:
85 moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative +50%

Slimesuit

hardened slime hat
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +20%
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Slime Tattoo

Good 'n' Slimy

hardened slime pants
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Never Fumble
Moxie +20%

hardened slime belt
Accessory:
200 Mysticality required
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure
Mysticality +20%

Smoked Pottery

pottery hat
Hat:
Power: 45
Slight Cold resistance
+5 Hot Damage
+15 Hot Damage
Pottery Tattoo

volcanic ash

pottery shield
Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 3
+5 Hot Damage

pottery training pants
Pants:
Power: 50
All Attributes +3
+5 Hot Damage

SMOOCH Army Uniform

SMOOCH breastplate
Shirt:
37 Muscle required
Power: 105
Damage Absorption +40
Damages Attacking Opponent
Hurt those who touch you even more!
Smooch Tattoo

Hersey™ SMOOCH

SMOOCH codpiece
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +20
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH bracers
Accessory:
27 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +15
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH kneepads
Accessory:
30 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 10
Damages Attacking Opponent

SMOOCH spaulders
Accessory:
32 Mysticality required
Damage Absorption +25
Damages Attacking Opponent

Snowman Suit

snow hat
Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 3
+15 Cold Damage
Snowman Tattoo

snowball

snow pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
So-So Hot resistance

snow belly
Accessory:
10 mysticality required
+6 Cold Damage

Space Beast Furs

space beast fur hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Reduction: 25
Space Beast Tattoo

candy UFOs

space beast fur whip
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
Damage Reduction: 5

space beast fur pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5

Spelunker's Gear

Spelunker's fedora
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +10%
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
+15% chance of Critical Hit
Spelunker Tattoo

Spechunky bar

Spelunker's whip
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 1-2
Weapon Damage +25%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+5 to Familiar Weight

Spelunker's khakis
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Monsters will be more attracted to you

Star Garb

star hat
Hat:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Maximum MP +30
All Attributes +7
Star Tattoo

Senior Mints

star buckler
Off-Hand:
67 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
All Attributes +2

star pants
Pants:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Combat Initiative +20%

Sucker Samurai Suit

sucker kabuto
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Reduction: 10
Lollipop Tattoo

Atomic Pop

sucker hakama
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5

sucker tachi
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +10

Swashbuckling Getup

eyepatch
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 25
Moxie +2
Moxie +7
(Different adventures at The Pirate's Cove)

Pirate Tattoo

bottle of rum

swashbuckling pants
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +4

stuffed shoulder parrot
Accessory:
25 mysticality required
Maximum MP +5

Synthetic Suit

polyester panama hat
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Meat from Monsters
Adds Damage to Disco Dances
+5 to Familiar Weight
Synthetic Tattoo

polyeaster egg

polyester parachute
Back item:
no stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Fury Increases Your Initiative

polyester peeler
Weapon (1-handed utensil):
no stat required
Damage:5-10
Spell Damage +20%
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell

polyester pad
Off-hand item (shield):
no stat required
Damage Reduction: 3
Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys

polyester pettipants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better


polyester pulsera
Accessory:
no stat required
+10% Pickpocket Chance
Combat Initiative +20%
Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP

Tapered Threads

duct tape fedora
Hat:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
Mysicality +12
Maximum MP +40
Combat Initiative +30%
Duct Tape Tattoo

Angry Farmer's Wife Candy

duct tape sword
Weapon:
82 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 39
Damage Absorption +40
+5% Items from Monsters

duct tape dockers
Pants:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
All Attributes +6
Slight Resistance to All Elements

Tawdry Tramp Togs

Chester's bag of candy
Weapon:
200 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
+30 Sleaze Damage
Moxie +10%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
+20 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
(Grants Hypnotize Hobo while in Hobopolis)

Greasy Bacon Tattoo

fry-oil-flavored Hob-O

Chester's cutoffs
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)

Chester's moustache
Accessory:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%
+20 Sleaze Damage

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)

Terrifying Clown Suit

foolscap fool's cap
Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Moxie +2
Mysticality -2
+5 Spooky Damage
Clown Tattoo

brick

bloody clown pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
+3 Spooky Damage

big red clown nose
Accessory 1:
10 mysticality required
Maximum HP +7

polka-dot bow tie
Accessory 2:
10 mysticality required
Moxie +3

clown shoes
Accessory 3:
10 mysticality required
Maximum MP +7

Terrycloth Tackle

makeshift turban
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Interferes with your vision
So-So Spooky resistance
Damage Absorption +30
42 Tattoo

toothbrush

makeshift skirt
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +15%

makeshift cape
Back item:
35 mysticality required
+5% Items from Monsters

The Emperor's New Clothes

The Emperor's new hat
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 10
Mysticality +X (where X is your current level)
Increased transparency
The Emperor's New Tattoo

The Emperor's new cookie

The Emperor's new shirt
Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 10
Muscle +X (where X is your current level)

The Emperor's new pants
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +X (where X is your current level)

The Jokester's Costume

The Jokester's wig
Hat:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 Spooky Damage
+25% Item Drops from Monsters
+50% Meat from Monsters

The Jokester's Tattoo

exploding gum

The Jokester's gun
Weapon:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent

The Jokester's pants
Pants:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble

Thousandth Birthday Suit

bonedanna
Hat:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
Serious Spooky Resistance
Weapon Damage +20
+15 Spooky Damage
Skeleton Tattoo

candy skeleton

boneana hammock
Pants:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
+20 Sleaze Damage

bone spurs
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
+20 to Monster Level

Time Trappings

time helmet
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Hourglass Tattoo

Now and Earlier

time sword
Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+3 Adventures per day when equipped

time trousers
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day when equipped

Topiaria

topeé
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance
So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
So-So Stench Resistance
So-So Spooky Resistance
So-So Sleaze Resistance

Topiary Tattoo

Shrubble Bubble

topiary tights
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

topiary necktie
Accessory:
No stat required
Serious Sleaze Resistance

Toxic Togs

isotophat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells

Toxic Tattoo

nasty gum

toxic mop
Weapon:
50 Muscle required
Damage: 15-30
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells

Three Mile Island shorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells

Transparent Trappings

plexiglass pith helmet
Hat:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
+5 to Familiar Weight
Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure
Muscle +30%
Muscle +20%
Mysticality +20%
Moxie +20%

Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo

PlexiPips

plexiglass pikestaff
Weapon:
75 muscle required
Damage: 18 - 36
Weapon Damage +25
+10 PvP fights per day when equipped
Muscle +30%

plexiglass pants
Pants:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
Combat Initiative +25%
+20% Item Drops from monsters
Moxie +30%

plexiglass pendant
Accessory 1:
75 mysticality required
Never Fumble
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Moxie +30%

plexiglass pocketwatch
Accessory 2:
75 mysticality required
-3 MP to use Skills
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +30%

plexiglass pinky ring
Accessory 3:
75 mysticality required
Spell Damage +30
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Mysticality +30%



Tropical Crimbo Duds

Tropical Crimbo Hat
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance
All Attributes +10
Tropical Crimbo Tattoo

orange and black Crimboween candy

Tropical Crimbo Sword
Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5

Tropical Crimbo Shorts
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%

Unblemished Uniform

stainless steel skullcap
Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Maximum HP +30
Damage Absorption +60
Muscle +15%
Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%

Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo

Wax Flask

stainless steel shillelagh
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
Weapon Damage +20
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Muscle +15%

stainless steel slacks
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Combat Initiative +15%
+20% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +15%

stainless steel scarf
Accessory 1:
30 mysticality required
Spell Damage +20
+20 to Monster Level
Mysticality +15%

stainless steel solitaire
Accessory 2:
30 mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +15%

stainless steel suspenders
Accessory 3:
30 mysticality required
Damage Absorption +60
Maximum MP +40
Moxie +15%

Uncle Hobo's Rags

Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+20 to Monster Level
+15% Candy Drops from Monsters
Crimbo Beard Tattoo

holly-flavored Hob-O

Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +20%
+1% chance of Critical Hit

Uncle Hobo's epic beard
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
(+9 in December)

Vestments of the Treeslayer

bark beret
Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 4
Damage Reduction: 5
Arrrborween Tattoo

Ax of L'rose
(one time)


ribbon candy

bark boxers
Pants:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 5

bark bracelet
Accessory:
5 mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 2

Vile Vagrant Vestments

Wand of Oscus
Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
-5 MP to use Skills (For Pastamancers only)
(Grants Trashquake while in Hobopolis)

Pile of Garbage Tattoo

garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O

Oscus's dumpster waders
Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Oscus's pelt
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

Violent Vestments

Lens of Violence
Hat:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+15% Item Drops from Monsters
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants Violent Gaze)
All Attributes +15%
Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo

violent pastilles

Pigsticker of Violence
Weapon:
125 Moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +60%
Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you

Brand of Violence
Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Moxie +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants Brand)

Jodhpurs of Violence
Pants:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+4 PvP fights per day when equipped
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows moshing (Grants Mosh)

Ass-Stompers of Violence
Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Monsters will be more attracted to you
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to stomp asses (Grants Stomp Ass)

Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
Accessory:
125 Mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Casts reflections of your spells

War Hippy Fatigues

reinforced beaded headband
Hat:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum HP +40
+15 Stench Damage
War Hippy Tattoo

Steal This Candy

bullet-proof corduroys
Pants:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40
Damage Reduction: 2

round purple sunglasses
Accessory:
70 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance

Warbear Dress Armor

warbear dress helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +10
+25% Booze Drops from Monsters
+10% Item drops from monsters
Bear Claw Tattoo

warbear whosit

warbear dress greaves
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +10
+25% Food Drops from Monsters

warbear dress bracers
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Mysticality +10
+25% Candy Drops from Monsters

Wax Wardrobe

wax hat
Hat:
10 muscle required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Maximum HP +10
Moxie +7
Crayon Tattoo

Drizzlers™ Black Licorice

wax pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Combat Initiative +10%

Wicker Wear

wicker slicker
Back:
No stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Sleaze Resistance
Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight
Muscle +15%
Mysticality +15%
Moxie +15%

Wicker Tattoo

Wickers bar

wicker sticker
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 11-22
Weapon Damage +20%
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Is a sweet, sweet knife

wicker clicker
Off-hand:
No stat required
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Cadenza will briefly stun opponents

wicker knickers
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord

wicker kickers
Accessory:
No stat required
Combat Initiative +20%
HP+20
Add a stomp attack to every Smack

wicker ticker
Accessory:
No stat required
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Spell Damage +20%
Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP

Workoutfit

sweatband
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Damage Reduction: 5
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Workout Tattoo

pint of sweat

gym shorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +20%

ankleweights
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+1 Stats Per Fight

Wrought Wrappings

wrought-iron wig
Hat:
50 Moxie required
+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+15 Cold Damage
Makes Northern Explosion deal addtional damage over time
Weapon Damage +100%
Wrought-iron Tattoo

Wrotz

wrought-iron whisk
Weapon (1-handed utensil):
40 Mysticality required
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Monster Level
Adds many additional balls to Salsaball

wrought-iron waders
Pants:
40 Moxie required
+5 Spooky Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Cold Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
+20% Meat Drops from Monsters
Adds extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos

wrought-iron winch crank
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +40%
Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
Increases the damage of Spirit Snap

wrought-iron widget
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Maximum HP +40
Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon

wrought-iron walker
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time

Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe

wumpus-hair wig
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie -5
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage

Dodecahedron Tattoo

lint

dubious peppermint

wumpus-hair whip
Weapon:
Damage: 2 - 3
+2 Spooky Damage
+2 Stench Damage
+2 Hot Damage
+2 Cold Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage

wumpus-hair loincloth
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative -10%
Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure
So-So Cold Resistance

Xiblaxian Stealth Suit

Xiblaxian stealth cowl
Hat:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Mysticality +20%
Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%

Xiblaxian Tattoo

Take Eleven Bar

Xiblaxian stealth vest
Shirt:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Muscle +20%

Xiblaxian stealth trousers
Pants:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Moxie +20%

Yendorian Finery

cornuthaum
Hat:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
Mysticality +3
Moxie +3
Be careful! New moon tonight. (Eating or using a fortune cookie sometimes gives messages from Nethack.)
Elbereth Tattoo

candied kobold

vorpal blade
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+8% chance of Critical hit

ring of aggravate monster
Accessor:
25 mysticality required
Monster Level +5

History

  • On January 30, 2007, female avatars for outfits were introduced.
  • On July 27, 2013, the maximum amount of custom outfits was raised from 37 to 99. The old message for trying to add more was:
You don't need more than 37 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of supermodel?

References

  • The message about naming your Custom Outfit refers to one of Oscar Mayer's well-known jingles, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R".
  • The text for trying to go over the limit of 99 custom outfits (super-supermodel) refers to the old maximum, which was 37, and used supermodel.