Damage Reduction

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that provides Damage Reduction. Damage Reduction directly reduces the amount of damage taken in combat by subtracting its number from the damage, differentiating it from Damage Absorption, which is a variable in a formula which reduces by a percentage the damage taken. Damage reduction is applied before Damage Absorption and Elemental Resistance.

Regular Sources

Source	Source Type	DR	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
portable dam	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100	First hit only		60 Mus	Damage Reduction: 9 (if not first hit)
fencing mask	Other (Mask)	50	Always		Disguises Delimit	Obtained from casting Swap Mask on any monster wearing the fencing mask during a Disguises Delimit challenge path Damage Absorption +200
Miming Regalia	Outfit	50	Always		None	Gives 100 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) (+5 total when accounting for individual bonuses)
thicksilver ring	Accessory	50	First hit only		10 Mys	Damage Absorption +30 Damage Reduction: 10 (if not first hit)
Impregnabili Tea	Item	30	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from cuppa Impregnabili tea
Really Hard	Spleen Item	50	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from hardening cream
Jarlsberg's pan	Off-Hand Item	30	First hit only		None	Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure +50% Food Drops from monsters +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg Converts dropped food and booze into Cosmic Calories (cosmic portal mode) Cannot equip in Hardcore (except for Avatar of Jarlsberg)
Impregnably Delicious	Item	30	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Bottle of Mystic Shell
Mistified	Adventure	30	30 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from vamping out
Brimstone Bunker	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	25	Always		30 Mus	Muscle +50% Moxie -20% TT's BM reward
ox-head shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	26	Always		10 Mus	Maximum HP +100 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Never Fumble Disappears at the end of the day
catcher's mask	Other (Mask)	25	Always		Disguises Delimit, Neverending Party access	Obtained from casting Swap Mask on the jock during a Disguises Delimit challenge path Damage Absorption +100 Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
Flagrantly Fragrant	Effect	25	100 Turns		Boxing Daycare Access	Obtained from the Boxing Day Spa Maximum HP +100 Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Flyin' Drunk	Booze	25	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 11	Obtained from bottle of Race Car Red Combat Initiative +100%
Pewtershot	Spleen Item	25	100 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 4	Obtained from pewter shavings Damage Absorption +250
primitive alien totem	Off-Hand Item	25	Always		10 Mus	Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure +25 Spooky Damage
Space Beast Furs	Outfit	25	Always		35 Mox	Gives 40 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses
unbreakable umbrella	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	25	Always		Forward-facing configuration	Does not count as a shield in any other configuration Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 All Attributes +25% +25% Meat from Monsters Combat Initiative +25% Can alter final enchantment by reconfiguring umbrella
Minor Invulnerability	Item	25	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Scroll of minor invulnerability Damage Absorption +50 Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
old school flying disc	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	24	Always		200 Mus	The shield has a coded damage reduction of 14, and enchantment of DR: 10 Can also be used as a combat item Muscle +15% +5 to Familiar Weight
teflon shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	24	Always		85 Mus	Muscle +10% Damage Absorption +50
velcro shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	24	Always		85 Mus	Mysticality +10% +25% Weapon Items from Monsters
vinyl shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	24	Always		85 Mus	Moxie +10% +25 to Monster Level
HOA regulation book	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	23	Always		100 Mus	Reduce enemy defense by 20% -100 to Monster Level So-So Resistance to All Elements
Armored Innards	Item	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Fudge Fiber Armor Plating Damage Absorption +200
back shell	Back Item	20	Always		Path of the Plumber	Damage Absorption +200
cool iron breastplate	Shirt	20	Always		200 Mus	Part of the Cool Irons outfit Maximum HP +200
cool iron greaves	Pants	20	Always		200 Mox	Part of the Cool Irons outfit Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
cool iron helmet	Hat	20	Always		200 Mox	Part of the Cool Irons outfit Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
Cool Irons	Outfit	20	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Gives 80 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses
I'll Have the Soup	Spleen Item	20	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 15	Obtained from mime army superserum Maximum HP +300% Damage Absorption +100
Mist Form	Skill (DG)	20	Intrinsic	10 HP	Dark Gyffte	Obtained by casting Mist Form Damage Absorption +200 Stupendous Resistance to All Elements (+4)
Overalls	Passive Skill (GN)	20	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Protects-Your-Junk	Accessory	20	Always		100 Mox	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Grants Protection from Dreadsylvanian Curses Reflects sets ofpuppet strings and jawbruisers May not equip more than one
Thickest, Sickest	Item	20	1 turn	Item Loss	Effect	Obtained from grisly shell fragment, with Thicker, Sicker active
You're Rubber	Item	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a rubber nubbin
Mer-kin roundshield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	19	Always		85 Mus	Damage Absorption +40 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
shield of the Skeleton Lord	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	19	Always		50 Mus	Muscle +50% +50 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight
sealhide buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	17	Always		65 Mus	Damage Reduction is both the shield's natural deduction (7) + effect (10) Part of the Frigid Northlands Garb
iShield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	16	Always		35 Mus	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Moxie +15% Note: 6 is from the fact the iShield is a shield, 10 is from its enchantment
tailbone shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	16	Always		200 Mus	+40 Stench Damage Deals 80-100 Stench Damage to attackers
astral shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		None	Muscle +25% Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
basaltamander buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		40 Mus	+25% to all Mysticality Gains Damage Absorption +50 +75% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	15	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Martyr inserted
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		85 Mus	An ultra-rare item Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
Hardened Fabric	Item	15	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from fabric hardener
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		200 Mus	+20 Hot Damage Deals 40-50 Hot Damage to attackers
Oscus's garbage can lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		200 Mus	+20 Stench Damage Deals 40-50 Stench Damage to attackers
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	15	Always		None	When a folder (tranquil landscape) is inserted Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure Other enchantments vary depending on folder(s) inserted
Pinata Provisions	Outfit	15	Always		20 Mys 20 Mox
Staff of the All-Steak	Weapon (1H)	15	Always		Avatar of Jarlsberg 50 Mys	Quest item only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg challenge path Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges per day)
Scrappy, Shadowy	Item	15	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from scrap of shadow +25 Spooky Damage
Zombo's shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15	Always		200 Mus	Part of the Dire Drifter Duds Bonus for TTs only: Damage Absorption +50 +30 Spooky Damage Muscle +20%
battered hubcap	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	14	Always		65 Mus	Muscle +15 Maximum HP +100 So-So Resistance to All Elements
spongy shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	14	Always		95 Mus	Muscle +10% Regenerate 20-50 HP per adventure Damage Absorption +50
brass dorsal fin	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	13	Always		85 Mus	Bonus Weapon Damage +20%
eelskin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	13	Always		85 Mus	Maximum HP +55 Maximum MP +55 30-40 Passive Damage when player is hit (underwater adventuring)
fake washboard	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	13	Always		50 Mus	+25% to all Muscle Gains Damage Absorption +50 +75% Accessory Drops from Monsters
grisly shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	13	Always		150 Mus	Slime Hates It Bonus Weapon Damage +50 +6 Extra PvP Fights
duct tape buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	12	Always		82 Mus	Maximum HP +65 Maximum MP +65
rubber ribcage	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	12	Always		45 Mus	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
six-rainbow shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	12	Always		70 Mus	Maximum HP +50 Serious Resistance to All Elements
wonderwall shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	12	Always		70 Mus	Maximum HP +50
antique shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		60 Mus	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -10% Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Booooooze	Booze	11	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	None	Obtained from ghost beer Mysticality +100%
catskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		75 Mus	Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +50
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11	Always		200 Mys	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
ghast iron heater shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		75 Mus	Part of the Ghast Iron Gear +10 Spooky Damage +10 Hot Damage
ghostly dagger	Weapon (1H)	11	Always		40 Mus	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Weapon Damage -10
keg shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		70 Mus	Damage Absorption +50 Mysticality +5
red X Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		70 Mus	Maximum HP/MP +20
sawblade shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		75 Mus	Weapon Damage +11
wicker shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	11	Always		70 Mus	Moxie +6
accordionoid rocca	Weapon (2H)	10	First hit only		65 Mox	Enables casting of 18-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for ATs only
Armor Plating	Passive Skill (Ed)	10	Always	10 Ka coins	Actually Ed the Undying
Armor-Plated	Item	10	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from scrap metal
			10 turns			Obtained from bent scrap metal
bakelite belt	Accessory	10	Always		40 Mys	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine +5% Chance of Critical Hit Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury
Beefy	Spleen Item	10	30 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 4	Obtained from beefy pill So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
black shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	Always		65 Mus	Part of the Black Armaments Muscle +5 Maximum HP +20
Blessing of Bulbazinalli	Effect	10	20 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Obtained by placing 6-ball on the Bulbazinalli altar in The Hidden City
Chester's muscle shirt	Shirt	10	Always		200 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Muscle +10%
Crusty Head	Item	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from tube of dread wax
Does a Body Good	Spleen Item	10	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from kelp Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
Driving Safely	Effect	10	30 turns	37 fuel	Installed Asdon Martin	Obtained from choosing to drive saferly in your Asdon Martin Damage Absorption +50 Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Dwarvish War Uniform	Outfit	10	Always		67 Mus 67 Mox
Egged On	Item	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from robin's egg Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Can also be used in combat to delevel by 50% and Stagger
Feeling No Pain	Booze	10	25 turns	500 Meat 2 Drunk	Access to A Speakeasy with the drink unlocked	Obtained from Ish Kabibble Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Damage Absorption +100
Feeling Peaceful	Skill	10	20 turns		Emotionally Chipped	Obtained from Feel Peaceful So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Damage Absorption +100
giant penguin keychain	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	Always		62 Mus	Regenerate 12-16 HP per adventure Moxie -5
glass casserole dish	Shirt	10	Always		Torso Awareness	+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +30 Sleaze Damage Reduces Rad Sickness gained per combat while in Nuclear Autumn
hangman's hood	Hat	10	Always		200 Mus	Muscle +50 Weapon Damage +50
hardened slime hat	Hat	10	Always		200 Mox	Part of Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements Muscle +20%
Junk Shield	Other (Robot Attachment)	10	Always	5 Scrap	You, Robot	Potentially replaces your off-hand slot during a You, Robot challenge path Damage Absorption +10
Jurassic Parka	Shirt	10	Always		Torso Awareness, ghostasaurus mode	All Attributes +10% Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Slight Resistance to All Other Elements (+1) Blocks enemy's first attack Maximum MP +50 Additional bonuses configurable based on dinosaur mode
left bear arm	Off-Hand Item	10	Always		None	Muscle +10% Maximum HP +30 Lets you act like a bear
marble mantle	Back Item	10	Always		40 Mus	Weapon Damage +30% Deals Passive Damage to attackers
Master of the Surprising Fist	Passive Skill	10	Always		Unarmed	Bonus for Unarmed characters only Weapon Damage +10 +20 to Hit Chance
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	Pants	10	Always		85 Mus	Combat Initiative -25% +2 MP to use skills
Mer-kin thighguard	Accessory	10	Always		85 Mys
miming beret	Hat	10	Always		None	Part of the Miming Regalia Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
miming boots	Accessory	10	Always		None	Part of the Miming Regalia Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
miming corduroys	Pants	10	Always		None	Part of the Miming Regalia Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
miming gloves	Accessory	10	Always		None	Part of the Miming Regalia Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
miming shirt	Shirt	10	Always		Torso Awareness	Part of the Miming Regalia Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
Notably Lovely	Item	10	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from confiscated love note Moxie +10 Ranged Damage +10
phase-tuned shield generator belt	Accessory	10	Always		22 Mys	vs. Bugbears only
polyester pad	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	First hit only		None	Part of the Synthetic Suit Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
plush sea serpent	Accessory	10	Always		None	-100 to Monster Level (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one
rubber cape	Back Item	10	Always		85 Mys	So-So Resistance to All Elements
Shock-Absorbing Joints	Passive Skill (GN)	10	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
skate board	Weapon (2H)	10	Always		85 Mus	All Attributes +10%
SMOOCH kneepads	Accessory	10	Always		30 Mys	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damages Attacking Opponent
Space Trip safety headphones	Accessory	10	Always		35 Mys	Monster Level -100 Monsters will be less attracted to you. May not equip more than one
Spinal Discs	Passive Skill (GN)	10	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Sucker Samurai Suit	Outfit	10	Always		None	Gives 20 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses
star buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	Always		67 Mus	Part of the Star Garb All Attributes +2
Stiff Upper Lip	Skill (TT)	10	10 turns	10 MP	None	Replaces any other Facial Expression
stone baseball cap	Hat	10	Always		82 Mox	Weapon Damage +15 Muscle -10
Tank Treads	Other (Robot Attachment)	10	Always	30 Scrap	You, Robot	Potentially replaces your pants slot during a You, Robot challenge path Maximum HP +50
Thicker, Sicker	Item	10	1 turn	Item Loss	Effect	Obtained from grisly shell fragment, with Thick, Sick active
toy Crimbot super fist	Off-Hand Item	10	Always		None	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of POW in combat
thicksilver ring	Accessory	10	Always		10 Mys	Damage Absorption +30 Damage Reduction: 50 (first hit only)
Tranquilized Mind	Item	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from mother's little helper Damage Absorption +50 Combat Initiative -1000%
Trash-Wrapped	Adventure	10	30 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from Putting Off Is Off-Putting
Wallflowering	Item	10	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from portable wall Damage Absorption +100
washboard shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10	Always		150 Mus	Bonus for TTs only: Damage Absorption +50
Well-Oiled	Item	10	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Oil of Parrrlay Damage Absorption +30 Slight Resistance to All Elements
Trial by Campfire	Food	10	60 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite	Obtained from campfire baked potato
barrel lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	9	Always			Muscle +25% +50 to Monster Level Maximum HP +100 Item disappears at the end of the day
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	9	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Guard, Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden, or Alice's Army Foil Wallman inserted
party crasher	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	9	Always		20 Musc	Combat Initiative +40% So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Grants the Party Crash combat skill
polyalloy shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	9	Always		55 Mus	Slight Resistance to All Elements Muscle +10
portable dam	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	9	Always		60 Mus	Damage Reduction: 100 (first hit only)
cyborg stompin' boot	Accessory	8	Always		60 Mus	Weapon Damage +20 Combat Initiative +30% May not equip more than one
heavy-duty clipboard	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	8	Always		47 Mus	Mysticality +10 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
Sloth	Passive Skill	8	Always		Bad Moon	Combat Initiative -25%
snailmail coif	Hat	8	Always		67 Mox Turtle Tamer class, if in HC	Muscle +10
spiky turtle shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	8	Always		50 Mus	Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +10% Items from Monsters
Synthesized	Adventure	8	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship Weapon Damage -8
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		None	Bonus for TTs only: +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Smithsness +X% Muscle based on Smithsness Gain the favor of Turtle Spirits more quickly
painted shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		45 Mus	All Attributes +3 +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
Shield of Icy Fate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		None	Slight Resistance to All Elements Weapon Damage +25% All Attributes +5%
snake shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		42 Mus	Muscle +6 Gives serpentine sword +10 more Monster Level when wielded together
snarling wolf shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		42 Mus	Maximum HP +40 Gives the lupine sword 9 additional Spooky Damage when wielded together
stained glass shield	Off-hand Item (Shield)	7			40 Mus	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +5 Cold Damage
studded sealhide shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	7	Always		None	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +30
arm buzzer	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		25 Mus	Maximum MP +25
detour shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
gnauga hide vest	Shirt	6	Always		25 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Slight Resistance to All Elements
Loathing Legion pizza stone	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		None	Slight Resistance to All Elements
old pizza box	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		None	Obtained from the Left-Hand Man familiar Damage Absorption +50
padded tortoise	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
rxr shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
slippery when wet shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
spant shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		20 Mus	Part of the Spant Armor outfit Muscle +15% Damage Absorption +100
speed limit shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
stinky cheese wheel	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		None	Damage Absorption depending on adventures stunk up
stop shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
surgical apron	Shirt	6	Always		62 Mus	Makes you look like a gross doctor
tortoboggan shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Combat Initiative +30% So-So Cold Resistance
yield shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Always		35 Mus	Damage Absorption +10
ancient stone head	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		27 Mus	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Occasionally blocks attacks
bark boxers	Pants	5	Always		5 Mox	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer
Big Candy's tophat	Hat	5	Always		None	+25% Candy from Monsters
Big Flaming Whip	Other (Summoning Chamber)	5	30 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	+20 Hot Damage
Calluses	Passive Skill (GN)	5	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	5	Always			With an Alice's Army Martyr inserted
Cartilage	Passive Skill (GN)	5	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
chest barrel	Shirt	5	Always		10 Mus	Part of the Cooper's Couture Damage Absorption +50
Deeply Ironic	Item	5	20 turns	Item loss	None	Obtained from ironic mint Regenerate 5-8 HP per adventure
demon buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		25 Mus	+3 Hot Damage
ghost toga	Shirt	5	Always		40 Mus	+10 Spooky Damage
gnauga hide buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		30 Mus	Part of the Gnauga Hides All Attributes +3
Gobliny Flavor	Spleen Item	5	10 turns	Item Loss 4 Spleen	Level 4	Obtained from goblin paste
Hella Tough	Effect	5	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained from The Styx Pixie Muscle +25% Bonus Weapon Damage +10
Hide of Sobek	Skill (Ed)	5	10 turns	10 MP	Actually Ed the Undying	Damage Absorption +50 Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
hippo skin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		30 Mus	Muscle +5
hors d'oeuvre tray	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		25 Mus	Combat Initiative +15%
Human-Machine Hybrid	Effect	5	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Damage Absorption +50 +5 to Familiar Weight
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Construct Damage Absorption +50 +5 to Familiar Weight
Kelflar vest	Shirt	5	Always		None	+3 Elf Warfare Effectiveness 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
paperclip turban	Hat	5	Always		10 Mox	Part of the Paperclippery All Attributes +5 Maximum HP/MP +5
penguin skin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		30 Mus	Moxie +5
pointy red hat	Hat	5	Always		40 Mox
Puddingskin	Item	5	80 turns	Item loss		Obtained from scroll of Puddingskin Maximum HP +20
punk rock jacket	Shirt	5	Always		57 Mus	Moxie +8
red badge	Accessory	5	Always		60 Mys	Monster Level -25 May not equip more than one
shin gourds	Accessory	5	Always		None	+10 Weapon Damage May not equip more than one
SMOOCH bracers	Accessory	5	Always		27 Mys	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Absorption +15 Damages Attacking Opponent
SMOOCH codpiece	Pants	5	Always		25 Mox	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Absorption +20 Damages Attacking Opponent
space beast fur hat	Hat	5	Always		35 Mox	Part of the Space Beast Furs
space beast fur pants	Pants	5	Always		35 Mox	Part of the Space Beast Furs
space beast fur whip	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		None	Part of the Space Beast Furs
Staff of the Hearty Dinner	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		None	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Subcutaneous Gouda	Passive Skill (CW)	5	Always		Cheese Wizard	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Cheese Wizard Damage Absorption +75
sucker hakama	Pants	5	Always		None	Part of the Sucker Samurai Suit
sucker kabuto	Hat	5	Always		None	Part of the Sucker Samurai Suit
sweatband	Hat	5	Always		35 Mox	+2 Extra PvP Fights Part of the Workoutfit
The Glistening	Item	5	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from vial of The Glistening +20% Combat Initiative Deals extra attack damage to ghosts in A-boo Peak
The Joke Book of the Dead	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		None	Quest item, Spelunking only Weapon Damage +5 -6 Luck
Thick, Sick	Item	5	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Obtained from grisly shell fragment
Tin, Man	Item	5	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from tin magnolia
tin tam	Hat	5	Always		None	So-So Resistance to All Elements +1 Mysticality Stat per Fight
Unyielding Flesh	Passive Skill (ZS)	5	Always	None	Zombie Slayer	Damage Absorption +100
Vestments of the Treeslayer	Outfit	5	Always		5 Mox 5 Mys	Gives 16 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses
Video... Games?	Effect	5	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
whalebone corset	Accessory	5	Always		12 Mys	Maximum HP -10
white satin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		25 Mus	Moxie +2
yakskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Always		30 Mus	Mysticality +5
ancient calendar	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4	Always		20 Mus	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
bark beret	Hat	4	Always		5 Mox	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer
bronze breastplate	Shirt	4	Always		37 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Damage Absorption +20
cardboard box turtle	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4	Always		20 Mus	Muscle +3
cardboard wakizashi	Weapon (1H)	4	Always		15 Muscle	Gives the cardboard katana 20 more Bonus Weapon Damage when dual-wielded
Midgetized	Adventure	4	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained at The Fungus Plains Weapon Damage -8
Cloaca-Cola shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4	Always		None	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Mysticality +1
double-ice britches	Pants	4	Always		20 Mox	Part of Cold Comforts Stupendous Hot Resistance Maximum HP +40 Maximum MP +40
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4	Always		None	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Mysticality +1
pink pinkslip slip	Pants	4	Always		85 Mox	Combat Initiative +35%
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	Always		40 Mox	Part of the Ceramic Suit All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
turtlemail coif	Hat	4	Always		25 Mox	Muscle +5
balloon shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	Deals 2-3 Passive Damage to attackers
blackberry moccasins	Accessory	3	Always		75 Mys	Moxie +8 Combat Initiative +25% May not equip more than one
box turtle	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	Muscle +1
BRICKO bulwark	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		None	Maximum HP +6
Carapace of the God Lobster	Effect	3	33 turns		God Lobster Familiar with God Lobster's Robe	Obtained from by challenging your God Lobster with the God Lobster's Robe, and asking for a blessing Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Damage Absorption +20
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	3	Always			With an Alice's Army Guard, Alice's Army Shieldmaiden, or Alice's Army Wallman inserted
Cheddarmored	Skill (CW)	3	10 turns	5 MP	Cheese Wizard	Obtained from casting Cheddarmor Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Cheese Wizard Maximum HP +10 Damage Absorption +50
clownskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		15 Mus	+3 Spooky Damage
coffin lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	Slight Spooky Resistance
flimsy clipboard	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	+5% Meat from Monsters
gauze shorts	Pants	3	Always		70 Mox	Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure
giant clay ashtray	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		None	Muscle +5
giant discarded bottlecap	Hat	3	Always		62 Mox	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags Mysticality -10
giant foam finger	Weapon (1H)	3	Always		70 Mus
Gnauga Hides	Outfit	3	Always		30 Mus 25 Mox	Gives 8 Damage Reduction, when accounting for individual bonuses
Half a Purse	Off-Hand Item	3	Always		None	+1 Stat Per Fight +5 Smithsness +X% Meat from Monsters based on Smithsness
hot plate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		15 Mus	+3 Hot Damage Damages Attacking Opponent
Jalapeño Saucesphere	Skill (S)	3	5-15 turns	5 MP	None	Damages Attacking Opponent Can be cast on other players
Less Pervious	Item	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from STYX deodorant body spray
meat shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		15 Mus	+3% Meat from Monsters
oversized skullcap	Hat	3	Always		None	Muscle +2
peace-sign necklace	Accessory	3	Always		20 Mys
peanut brittle shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	+100% Candy Drops from Monsters
pillow shell	Back Item	3	Always		0	(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
pixel shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		10 Mus	Muscle +5
pottery shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always		None	Part of the Smoked Pottery +5 Hot Damage
Red Misty-Eyed	Item	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from sealhide seal doll Muscle +50% +10 Damage against Seals
safety vest	Shirt	3	Always		20 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Moxie +5
snow hat	Hat	3	Always		10 Mox
Thick Calluses	Passive Skill (JA)	3	Always		Jazz Agent	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Jazz Agent Damage Absorption +50
tiny plastic caboose	Accessory	3	Always			from Advent Calendar (2022)
Twinklebritches	Item	3	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from twinkly powder
ancient stone fist	Weapon (1H)	2	Always		27 Mus	Maximum HP+20
bark bracelet	Accessory	2	Always		5 Mys	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer
bullet-proof corduroys	Pants	2	Always		70 Mox	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Maximum MP +40
distressed denim pants	Pants	2	Always		70 Mox	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Slight Stench Resistance
mining helmet	Hat	2	Always		None	Quest item Lights Dark Places
pot	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Always		None	Quest item, Spelunking only Can be thrown
Remaining Alive	Item	2	50 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Shielding Potion Damage Absorption +50
sebaceous shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Always		2 Mus	+1 Stench Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
turtle wax shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Always		5 Mus	Maximum HP +10
barskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1	Always		None	Muscle +2
cheap studded belt	Accessory	1	Always		None	Can block attacks, but eventually breaks
leather aviator's cap	Hat	1	Always		10 Mox	+5 Adventures per day equipped Kill 5% more skeletons
sewer turtle	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1	Always		None	+1 Stench Damage
Standard Cheer	Item	1	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Government-issued candy Mysticality +1 Moxie +1 Muscle +1 MP +1 HP +1 Damage Absorption +1
Basted	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Occurs at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate +10 Sleaze Damage
Burning Heart	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen +10 Hot Damage
Freaked Out	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained at The Haunted Library +10 Spooky Damage
Frostbitten	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained at The Goatlet +10 Cold Damage
Guanified	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained at Guano Junction +10 Stench Damage
Re-Possessed	Adventure	-2	10 turns		Bad Moon	Occurs at The Haunted Billiards Room Bonus Weapon Damage +10
Wrath	Passive Skill	-4	Always		Bad Moon	+10 Melee and Spell damage
Erudite	Item	-10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from black sheepskin diploma Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +15

Varying Reduction

Source	Source Type	DR	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Aided and Abetted	Item	1 per level	10	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Pokëmann band-aid
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption	Skill (AT)	floor(level1.2)	5-15	13 MP	None	Obtained from the skill Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption Can be cast on other players
Coy to the Hurled	Item	0-2	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Sometimes obtained from disintegrating sheet music
designer sweatpants	Pants	5 to 15	Always		None	All stat enchantments scale based on sweatiness All Attributes +5 to +25 Hot Resistance (+1) to (+6) +10 to +60 Sleaze Damage +10 to +60 damage to Sleaze Spells 5% Discount at NPC stores Grants a variety of combat and noncombat skills
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit	3 per WALL card	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	May have any number of other effects, see El Vibrato helmet for details
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory	1 per level	Always		None	Mysticaity +25% Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Staggers 50% of the time Run Away is successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
parasitic strangleworm	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		None	Part of the Mutant Couture DR is 1x player level (2x with Yuletide Mutations); level capped at 15
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1 per level	Always		None	+3 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1 per level	Always		None	Maximum HP +30 +15 Weapon Damage +3 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure +50% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Skin of the Leatherback	Passive Skill (TT)	ceil(level/2)	Always		None
Trainbot Plating	Item	3X	1 Adventure	Item Loss	None	Obtained from trainbot plating X is the number of turns of the effect remaining

Notes

• Damage reduction occurs before Damage Absorption. In practice this means damage reduction is modified. i.e., for X% damage reduced expect damage absorption to be X% less. For example, if you have 50% damage absorbed and would take 100 damage, the absorption reduces this 50 damage. If you throw 20 damage Reduction on top of that (which reduces the damage by 20% in this case), the Absorption will only apply to the 80 damage remaining, thus reducing only by 40 (which is 20% less than the 50 it would have reduced).
• It is not possible to reduce damage below 1 (monster fumbles and misses notwithstanding).

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