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{{NeedsContent|Needs the following weapons: [[Ancient stone fist]], [[Bad-ass club]], [[Club of corruption]], [[Corrupt club of corrupt corruption]], [[Corrupt club of corruption]], [[Creepy-ass club]], [[Cyber-mattock]], [[Dwarvish war mattock]], [[Evil paper umbrella]], [[Evil-ass club]], [[Frigid-ass club]], [[Frozen seal spine]], [[Gnollish nunchaku]], [[Goblin hunting spear]], [[Hot-ass club]], [[Infernal toilet brush]], [[Lawn dart]], [[Mannequin leg]], [[Nasty-ass club]], [[Ruby Rod]], [[Severed flipper]], [[Soup-chucks]], [[Stuffed crazy bastard sword]], [[Sugar shank]], [[Sugar shillelagh]], [[Turtleslinger]], [[Wumpus-hair whip]]. Will try to do tomorrow, unless someone else does it first.}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


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*All Attributes +11
*All Attributes +11
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|[[brand new key]]
|200
|85 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
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*All Attributes +20%
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
*On Critical: Insanity!
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
|200
|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Can also be used as a combat item
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[skate blade]]
|200
|85 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent.]]
|-
|[[skate board]]
|200
|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
|[[sleazy bindle]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Underworld truncheon]]
|200
|150 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains Per Fight|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
|[[villainous scythe]]
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|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|67 Mus
|1-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Magical Blue Glow
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|165
|165
|67 Mus
|67 Mus
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
|160
|65 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
|-
|[[cyber-mattock]]
|160
|65 Mus
|2-handed axe
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[evil-ass club]]
|160
|65 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
|-
|[[frigid-ass club]]
|160
|65 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
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*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|[[hot-ass club]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
|160
|65 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|160
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|140
|55 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
|-
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
|130
|50 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
|-
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
|120
|40 Mus
|1-handed rod
|Quest item
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
|110
|40 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
|[[asbestos staff]]
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*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
|100
|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
|-
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|[[Mafia violin case]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[sugar shank]]
|100
| 
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*On [[Critical Hit|Critical]]: Cause Opponent to Bleed
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
|100
| 
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
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*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
|85
|27 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]]+20
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|80
|25 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+9
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 5 HP in combat)
|-
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|[[crowbarrr]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
|80
|25 Mus
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
|[[grass blade]]
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[severed flipper]]
|80
|25 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Mus
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*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[turtleslinger]]
|50
|10 Mus
|1-handed slingshot
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
*'''No longer in game'''
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
| 
| 
|-
|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
|45
|7 Mus
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
*'''Replaced by [[third-rate nunchaku]] in game'''
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|40
|5 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+5
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 3 HP in combat)
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
|30
| 
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Monster Level]] +1
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
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|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
|20
| 
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+3
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*(Also lose 1 HP in combat)
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
|[[dishrag]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
|15
| 
|2-handed flail
|
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|15
| 
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 [[Prismatic Damage]]
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[bar whip]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| 
| 
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|10
| 
|1-handed sword
|
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|[[tiny plastic sword]]

Revision as of 16:49, 7 November 2009

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
antique spear 200 85 Mus 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
brand new key 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Mus 1-handed club
cursed cutlass 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 200 85 Mus 2-handed club  
El Vibrato energy spear 200 200 Mus 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 200 85 Mus 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fish scimitar 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
fish stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
flamin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
  • +10% Items from Monsters
  • +25 Hot Damage
  • Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 200 200 Mus 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 200 200 Mus 2-handed club
halibut 200 85 Mus 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 200 85 Mus 1-handed spear
Mer-kin digpick 200 85 Mus 2-handed axe
non-stick pugil stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
octopus's spade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
PVC staff 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 200 85 Mus 1-handed club
skate blade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
skate board 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
slime-covered club 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
spooky bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
velcro broadsword 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
Underworld truncheon 200 150 Mus 2-handed club
villainous scythe 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
Zombo's shoulder blade 200 200 Mus 2-handed sword
duct tape sword 195 82 Mus 1-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 Mus 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 Mus 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Mus 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike 180 75 Mus 2-handed spear
lead pipe 175 72 Mus 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 175 72 Mus 2-handed club Melee Damage +10
Drowsy Sword 171 66 Mus 2-handed sword
denim axe 170 70 Mus 2-handed axe
giant foam finger 170 70 Mus 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
dwarvish war mattock 165 67 Mus 1-handed axe
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Mus 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 Mus 1-handed spear Muscle +7
star staff 165 67 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +8
black sword 160 65 Mus 1-handed sword
creepy-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 160 65 Mus 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
hot-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
nasty-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
pointed stick 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 Mus 3-handed staff
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 Mus 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
C.H.U.M. knife 150 175 Mus 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
drywall axe 150 60 Mus 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 Mus 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword Melee Damage +11
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Mus 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
Radio Free Foil 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Mus 1-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
batblade 145 57 Mus 1-handed knife Melee Damage +15
frozen seal spine 140 55 Mus 1-handed club
  • +20 Cold Damage
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 Mus 1-handed umbrella
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 Mus 3-handed sword
broken sword 135 52 Mus 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
hairy staff 135 45 Mus 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 135 52 Mus 2-handed staff
Spirit Precipice 135 45 Mus 2-handed sword
star stiletto 135 52 Mus 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bad-ass club 130 50 Mus 2-handed club
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 Mus 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Mus 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Mus 1-handed sword
curmudgel 125 47 Mus 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 125 47 Mus 2-handed polearm
meatspout staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
pitchfork 125 47 Mus 1-handed spear Melee Damage +9
shuddersword 125 45 Mus 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
asbestos sword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
buffalo blade 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
giant cheesestick 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
linoleum staff 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
Ruby Rod 120 40 Mus 1-handed rod Quest item
two-handed depthsword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword  
lupine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
ram stick 115 42 Mus 2-handed staff Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
chrome staff 110 40 Mus 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 110 40 Mus 2-handed sword
mannequin leg 110 40 Mus 1-handed club
asbestos staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bow staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
chrome sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
depleted Grimacite hammer 100 35 Mus 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 100 35 Mus 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
Mafia violin case 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 Mus 3-handed ...weapon
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
soylent staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
spiked femur 100 35 Mus 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
sugar shank 100   1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 100   2-handed club Weapon Damage +50%
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Mus 1-handed flail
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Mus 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 90 30 Mus 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 Mus 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Mus 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 Mus 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 85 27 Mus 1-handed club
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 Mus 2-handed axe
clockwork sword 80 25 Mus 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
  • Weapon Damage+9
  • Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
  • (Also lose 5 HP in combat)
crowbarrr 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 80 25 Mus 2-handed flail
goblin hunting spear 80 25 Mus 2-handed spear
grass blade 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm
savory staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Mus 1-handed flail
wholeberd 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +6
squeaky staff 75 22 Mus 2-handed staff
sword of static 75 22 Mus 1-handed sword
wiffle-flail 75 22 Mus 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Mus 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 Mus 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
bubblewrap staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
dense meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Mus 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Mus 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 Mus 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 Mus 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
sabre teeth 60 15 Mus 1-handed knife Melee Damage +4
styrofoam staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
wooden axe 60 15 Mus 2-handed axe Muscle +3
poutine pole 55 12 Mus 2-handed staff
balloon sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
dripping meat staff 50 10 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Mus 1-handed mace
pestoblade 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
pixel sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
turtleslinger 50 10 Mus 1-handed slingshot
  • Muscle+7
  • Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
  • No longer in game
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 50 None 2-handed club  
gnollish nunchaku 45 7 Mus 2-handed flail
corrupt club of corruption 40 5 Mus 1-handed club
  • Weapon Damage+5
  • Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
  • (Also lose 3 HP in combat)
dreadlock whip 40 5 Mus 1-handed whip
pool cue 40 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 40 5 Mus 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff 40 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Mus 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Mus 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Mus 1-handed spear  
spooky staff 35 2 Mus 2-handed staff
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella 30   1-handed umbrella Monster Level +1
grave robbing shovel 30 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Melee Damage +2
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Melee Damage +5
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Mus 1-handed knife
parasitic claw 30 None 1-handed club
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 30 7 Mus 2-handed flail Melee Damage +3
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
wooden stakes 25 None 2-handed spear Melee Damage +1
basic meat staff 20 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +1
club of corruption 20   1-handed club
  • Weapon Damage+3
  • Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
  • (Also lose 1 HP in combat)
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
soup-chucks 15   2-handed flail
wumpus-hair whip 15   1-handed whip
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 10 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 10 None 2-handed club
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10   1-handed sword
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights


Equipment Lists
Hats | Shirts | Back Items | Off-hand Items | Pants | Accessories | Familiar Equipment
Weapons (Melee | Mysticality | Ranged | One-Handed | Two-handed / Three-handed)

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