Monster Compendium (T to Z)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from T to Z.

Taco Cat  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: cat appendix, catgut, taco shell  Bounty: bit of wilted lettuce

Tan Gnat  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif"), gnatwing, suntan lotion of moxiousness

tapdancing skeleton  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom  Item Drops: tap shoes, worn tophat

Tektite  Habitat: Hero's Field, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, blue pixel, white pixel

The Temporal Bandit  Habitat: The Cola Wars Battlefield, Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform), Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform); (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Counterclockwise Watch

tetchy pirate  Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr  Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin

tipsy pirate  Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr  Item Drops: bottle of rum, bottle of rum, tip jar, cocktail napkin, rum barrel charrrm

toilet papergeist  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: cardboard wakizashi, roll of toilet paper

tomb asp  Habitat: The Middle Chamber  Item Drops: charming flute, unidentified jerky

tomb bat  Habitat: The Upper Chamber  Item Drops: leathery bat skin, mummy wrapping, unidentified jerky

tomb rat  Habitat: The Middle Chamber  Item Drops: leathery rat skin, tomb ratchet, unidentified jerky

tomb servant  Habitat: The Middle Chamber, The Upper Chamber  Item Drops: ancient protein powder, canopic jar, mummy wrapping, unidentified jerky, ancient ice cream scoop

tonic water elemental  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: tonic djinn

toothless mastiff bitch  Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome  Item Drops: disintegrating spiky collar

toothy pirate  Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr  Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin

toothy sklelton  Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: bone flute, skeleton bone, loose teeth, loose teeth  Quest Items: evil eye

topiary golem  Habitat: The Hedge Maze/Old  Item Drops: None  Quest Items: hedge maze puzzle

towering construct  Habitat: A Shimmering Portal  Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)

toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

triffid  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: moxie weed, spooky stick  Bounty: triffid bark

Trippy Floating Head  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

Trippy Floating Head  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)  Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake

Trippy Floating Head  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)  Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Trouser Snake]] The Trouser Snake  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

turtle mech  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: polyalloy shield

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Twig and Berries]] The Twig and Berries  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Tyrannosaurus Tex  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

undead elbow macaroni  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry, The Haunted Pantry (Retired)  Item Drops: magicalness-in-a-can

unholy diver  Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons  Item Drops: glowing syringe, rusty broken diving helmet, rusty porthole, rusty rivet, rusty rivet, rusty rivet, rusty rivet

upgraded ram  Habitat: The Icy Peak  Item Drops: Mt. McLargeHuge oyster, ram horns, ram stick, Ram's Face Lager

Urge to Stare at Your Hands  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)  Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake

usher  Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion  Item Drops: patent antipsychotics

vampire bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Quest Items: vampire heart

vampire clam  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: vampire chowder  Pickpocket: vampire pearl

vampire duck  Habitat: The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape, frightful feather

vegetable gremlin  Habitat: Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)  Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

velvet underground dweller  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None  Bounty: pop art banana peel

Vicious Easel  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

vicious gnauga  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: gnauga hide

vine gar  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: vinegar, vinegar

Visible Music  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)  Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake

voyeuristic artist  Habitat: The Rogue Windmill  Item Drops: Bohemian rhapsody

W imp  Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: Imp Ale, infernal fife, ruby W, wussiness potion

wacky pirate  Habitat: The Poop Deck  Item Drops: cannonball charrrm, yohohoyo

War Frat 110th Infantryman  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield

War Frat 151st Captain  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, flask flops, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring

War Frat 151st Infantryman  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle, flask flops

War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle

War Frat Elite 110th Captain  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield, PADL Phone, red class ring

War Frat Elite 500th Captain  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring

War Frat Elite Wartender  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb, tequila grenade, blue class ring

War Frat Grill Sergeant  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs

War Frat Kegrider  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, furniture dolly, PADL Phone, flask flops

War Frat Mobile Grill Unit  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, Frat Army FGF, PADL Phone, sausage bomb, shiny hood ornament, white class ring

War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: asbestos apron, Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs

War Frat Streaker  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: distressed denim pants, beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, tube sock, white class ring

War Frat Wartender  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, tequila grenade, red class ring

War Hippy (space) cadet  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses

War Hippy Airborne Commander  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, purple clay bead

War Hippy Baker  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield

War Hippy Dread Squad  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, didgeridooka, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, tube of dread wax

War Hippy drill sergeant  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses

War Hippy Elder Shaman  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, flowing hippy skirt, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals

War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses

War Hippy Elite Rigger  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead

War Hippy Fire Spinner  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses

War Hippy F.R.O.G.  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead

War Hippy Green Gourmet  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead

War Hippy Homeopath  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda

War Hippy Infantryman  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield

War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda

War Hippy Rigger  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield

War Hippy Shaman  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals

War Hippy Sky Captain  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, pink clay bead

War Hippy Spy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses

War Hippy Windtalker  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead

War Pledge  Habitat: Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin

warty pirate  Habitat: The Poop Deck  Item Drops: copper ha'penny charrrm, fish-liver oil, vinegar-soaked lemon slice  Bounty: warrrrrt

warwelf  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: None

wealthy pirate  Habitat: The Poop Deck  Item Drops: booty chest charrrm, solid gold pegleg  Pickpocket: fat wallet

Weapons-Assembly Elfborg  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)  Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad

weather underground dweller  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None

Weremoose  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: weremoose spit

Weretaco  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: taco shell, uncooked chorizo  Bounty: wilted lettuce

whiny pirate  Habitat: The Poop Deck  Item Drops: bilge wine

white chocolate golem  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: white chocolate chips, White Chocolate Golem Seeds  Pickpocket: mother's secret recipe

white lion  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: catgut, lion oil

white zombie  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: cranberries, piece of wedding cake, zombie pineal gland

whitesnake  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: bird rib, white snake skin

witty pirate  Habitat: The Poop Deck  Item Drops: silver tongue charrrm, witty rapier

wolfman  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: None

writing desk  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, inkwell, snifter of thoroughly aged brandy  Quest Items: Lady Spookyraven's necklace

XXX pr0n  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: f3d0r4, lowercase N, pr0n legs

Yeast Beast  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: wad of dough, wad of dough

Zeppo, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

Zim Merman  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: Lockenstock™ sandals, Zim Merman's guitar, green clay bead

zmobie  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth

zobmie  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth

Zol  Habitat: Hero's Field, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: green pixel, green pixel, green pixel

zombie apathetic lizardman  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: zombie pineal gland

Zombie Baby  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

zombie chef  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: bottle of cooking sherry, chef's hat, fricasseed brains, stale baguette

Zombie Clown  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, long skinny balloon, zombie pineal gland

zombie duck  Habitat: The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape, frightful feather

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc]] Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

zombie frat boy  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila, deodorant, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, zombie pineal gland

zombie Gnollish crossdresser  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: frilly skirt, frilly shirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig, zombie pineal gland

Zombie Goth Giant  Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate, zombie pineal gland

zombie hippy  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant, windchimes, zombie pineal gland

Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: chef's hat, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs, zombie pineal gland

Zombie N00b  Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: 33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, zombie pineal gland

Zombie Quiet Healer  Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, zombie pineal gland

zombie waltzers  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom  Item Drops: dance card, ballroom blintz

zombie yeast beast  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: wad of dough, wad of dough, zombie pineal gland

zombie zmobie  Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth, zombie pineal gland

Zombo  Habitat: The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground: Welcome To You!  Item Drops: Massive Cracked Skull, Prelude of Precision, voodoo snuff, Zombo's empty eye, Zombo's skullcap, Zombo's shield, Zombo's shoulder blade, Zombo's grievous greaves, Zombo's skull ring