Accessories

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This is a comprehensive list of all Accessories in the game, by default sorted by requirement. Accessories are primarily based on Mysticality as requirement and give a wide variety of effects. Since there are three accessory slots, some can only be equipped once. At present, there are no means to increase the number of slots, even though the items are "applied" to various body parts.

5 Damage to Hot Spells

Name	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
Chester's Aquarius medallion	200 Mysticality	28	All Spells Cast Are Sleazy +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Only works for pastamancer spells May not equip more than one
Chester's moustache	200 Moxie	19	Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs +20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat skills Disco Bandit Combat skills weaken enemies by an additional 50% +20 Sleaze Damage Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
Chester's sunglasses	200 Moxie	20	Moxie +15% +20 Sleaze Damage Reduce enemy defense by 15% May not equip more than one
corncob pipe	200 Mysticality	12	Muscle +10% May not equip more than one
crusty hula hoop	200 Mysticality	16	Mysticality +15% Bonus Spell Damage +50 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Can be consumed in combat to do thousands of damage May not equip more than one
dead guy's memento	200 Mysticality	18	All Attributes +5% +5 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with glow-in-the-dark wristwatch, imitation nice watch, Counterclockwise Watch, or dead guy's watch
El Vibrato translator	200 Mysticality	21	Translates El Vibrato language to English
frayed rope belt	200 Mysticality	16	Moxie +10% May not equip more than one
Frosty's carrot	200 Muscle	15	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Serious Stench Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
hardened slime belt	200 Mysticality	19	Part of the Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 10-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure Mysticality +20% May not equip more than one
hobo stogie	200 Mysticality	11	+100% physical damage against Hobos May not equip more than one
Hodgman's bow tie	200 Mysticality	17	Part of the Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
Hodgman's lucky sock	200 Mysticality	20	+50 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
hopping socks	200 Mysticality	13	Slight Slime Resistance +20% Accessory Items from Monsters Maximum HP +200 Maximum MP +200 May not equip more than one
lucky bottlecap	200 Mysticality	15	All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
Mr. Joe's bangles	200 Mysticality	17	Mysticality +10% May not equip more than one
Ol' Scratch's manacles	200 Mysticality	22	+30 Damage to Hot Spells All Spells Cast Are Hot Moxie +15% Only works for pastamancer and sauceror spells May not equip more than one
old soft shoes	200 Mysticality	14	30% Items from Monsters (Hobos only) May not equip more than one
Oscus's pelt	200 Mysticality	12	Part of the Vile Vagrant Vestments Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Stench Spells Bonus for Ps only May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl earring	200 Mysticality	21	All Attributes +15 Sublime Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl necklace	200 Mysticality	22	All Attributes +15 Spell Damage +200 May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring	200 Mysticality	18	All Attributes +15 +40 Spooky Damage +40 Stench Damage +40 Hot Damage +40 Cold Damage +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
rickety old unicycle	200 Moxie	20	Moxie +15% Combat Initiative +50% Regenerate 10-25 MP per adventure Can be consumed in combat to do thousands of damage May not equip more than one
rope with some soap on it	200 Mysticality	25	Spell Damage +100% against Hobos May not equip more than one
slime-covered necklace	200 Mysticality	22	+50 Damage against Slimes All Attributes +6 Maximum HP +200
Uncle Hobo's belt	200 Mysticality	17	Mysticality +15% +25% Meat from Monsters You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Uncle Hobo's epic beard	200 Mysticality	23	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags Muscle +20% +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	200 Mysticality	37	Moxie +15% +6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Zombo's skull ring	200 Mysticality	18	Moxie +15% +5 Extra PvP Fights per day when equipped 300-350 Passive Damage against male Frats at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) and The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) May not equip more than one
baneful bandolier	150 Muscle	17	Slime Hates It Bonus Ranged Damage +30 +30% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
malevolent medallion	150 Mysticality	20	Slime Hates It Prismatic Damage +10 Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	85 Mysticality	28	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
amber aviator shades	85 Mysticality	20	Mysticality +5% Moxie +5% +30 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty	85 Mysticality	23	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	85 Mysticality	25	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
diving muff	85 Mysticality	11	Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalties
Green Clover of Justice	85 Mysticality	23	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Iron Beta of Industry	85 Mysticality	21	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Lead Zeta of Chastity	85 Mysticality	21	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Mer-kin prayerbeads	85 Mysticality	19	Makes you feel uneasy...
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	85 Mysticality	25	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Orange Star of Sacrifice	85 Mysticality	24	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Order of the Silver Wossname	85 Mysticality	28	All Attributes +11 +11% Items from Monsters +11% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Pink Heart of Spirit	85 Mysticality	20	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	85 Mysticality	25	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Red Balloon of Valor	85 Mysticality	20	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
shark tooth necklace	85 Mysticality	20	Moxie +5% Combat Initiative +35% May not equip more than one
teflon swim fins	85 Muscle	16	Moxie -5% Combat Initiative +25% Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalties May not equip more than one
Uranium Omega of Temperance	85 Mysticality	27	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
velcro boots	85 Mysticality	12	Mysticality +10% Regenerate 12-24 MP per adventure Combat Initiative -50% May not equip more than one
vinyl boots	85 Moxie	11	Moxie +15% (females) or -15% (males) Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
water-polo mitt	85 Mysticality	15	Bonus Weapon Damage +30 May not equip more than one
Yellow Moon of Compassion	85 Mysticality	25	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	85 Mysticality	25	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
booty chest charrrm bracelet	80 Mysticality	28	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
cannonball charrrm bracelet	80 Mysticality	27	Explodes randomly in combat, doing Hot Damage to your opponent and you May not equip more than one
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	80 Mysticality	32	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
round green sunglasses	80 Mysticality	22	Moxie +9 So-So Sleaze Resistance May not equip more than one
shiny hood ornament	80 Mysticality	19	All Attributes +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Combat Initiative +10%
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	80 Mysticality	30	Moxie +5 Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
blackberry combat boots	75 Muscle	23	Muscle +10 Maximum HP +45 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 May not equip more than one
blackberry galoshes	75 Moxie	19	All Attributes +7 You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
blackberry moccasins	75 Mysticality	20	Moxie +8 Combat Initiative +25% Damage Reduction: +3 May not equip more than one
blackberry slippers	75 Mysticality	19	Mysticality +10 Spell Damage +10 Spell Damage +5% May not equip more than one
Elmley shades	75 Mysticality	13	Muscle +12 2x Critical Hit Chance May not equip more than one
energy drink IV	75 Mysticality	15	Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
furniture dolly	75 Mysticality	15	Combat Initiative +30% May not equip more than one
gearbox necklace	75 Mysticality	16	Mysticality +11 Maximum MP +50
plexiglass pendant	75 Mysticality	18	Never Fumble Moxie +30% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's HCO reward May not equip more than one
plexiglass pinky ring	75 Mysticality	21	Spell Damage +30 Serious Resistance to All Elements Mysticality +30% S' HCO reward May not equip more than one
plexiglass pocketwatch	75 Mysticality	22	-3 MP to use Skills +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +30% P's HCO reward May not equip more than one
ratskin belt	75 Mysticality	12	Moxie +8 +10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
rusty chain necklace	75 Mysticality	20	Muscle +9 Maximum HP +25
spark plug earring	75 Mysticality	18	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure So-So Spooky Resistance
woven baling wire bracelets	75 Mysticality	27	Spell Damage +15 -1 MP to use Skills
wrench bracelet	75 Mysticality	15	Muscle +5 Bonus Weapon Damage +9
Gaia beads	72 Mysticality	10	+10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells
hippy medical kit	72 Mysticality	17	Mysticality +10 Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
bejeweled pledge pin	70 Mysticality	20	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Maximum HP +40 May not equip more than one
round purple sunglasses	70 Mysticality	23	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Slight Sleaze Resistance May not equip more than one
Ankh of Badahnkadh	67 Mysticality	18	Spell Damage +25% May not equip more than one
Iiti Kitty phone charm	67 Mysticality	22	+15 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
bewitching boots	65 Mysticality	16	Slight Cute Resistance +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bitter bowtie, brazen bracelet
bitter bowtie	65 Moxie	13	Slight Cold Resistance +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bewitching boots, brazen bracelet
bottle opener belt buckle	65 Mysticality	25	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet	65 Muscle	15	Slight Sleaze Resistance +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bitter bowtie, brazen bracelet
headhunter necktie	65 Mysticality	18	Muscle +15 Moxie -3 May not equip more than one
hippy protest button	65 Mysticality	20	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
kick-ass kicks	65 Mysticality	14	+10 Sleaze Damage Moxie +3 May not equip more than one
Lockenstock™ sandals	65 Mysticality	20	Mysticality +7 +7 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
molten medallion	65 Mysticality	16	Slight Hot Resistance +5% Items from Monsters
monstrous monocle	65 Muscle	17	Slight Spooky Resistance +5% Items from Monsters
musty moccasins	65 Moxie	15	Slight Stench Resistance +5% Items from Monsters
sealhide belt	65 Mysticality	13	Maximum HP/MP +25
sealhide gloves	65 Mysticality	15	Weapon Damage +10
sealhide moccasins	65 Mysticality	18	All Attributes +5 You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
pygmy nose-bone	62 Mysticality	15	Moxie +7 May not equip more than one
black belt	60 Mysticality	10	Muscle +7 Bonus Weapon Damage +7 May not equip more than one
candy necklace	60 Moxie	14	+10% Candy Drops from Monsters Quest Item You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Choker of the Ultragoth	60 Mysticality	23	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Spooky Spells May not equip more than one
clingfilm slippers	60 Mysticality	18	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Spell Damage +15 May not equip more than one
cyborg stompin' boot	60 Muscle	20	Damage Reduction: +8 Bonus Weapon Damage +20 Combat Initiative +30% May not equip more than one
Earring of Fire	60 Mysticality	15	Serious Cold Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance May not equip more than one
glowing red eye	60 Mysticality	15	So-So Spooky Resistance
groovy prism necklace	60 Mysticality	21	Sometimes does 5 prismatic Passive Damage when opponent hits
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	60 Mysticality	31	Monster Level +7 May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	60 Mysticality	26	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Cold Spells May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	60 Mysticality	18	All Attributes +3 +40 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beerring	60 Mysticality	17	Serious Sleaze Resistance Serious Stench Resistance May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Earring	60 Mysticality	20	Serious Stench Resistance Serious Hot Resistance May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	60 Mysticality	21	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring	60 Mysticality	17	All Attributes +3 +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Nose Ring of Putrescence	60 Mysticality	24	Serious Hot Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance May not equip more than one
pacifier necklace	60 Moxie	17	+20 Sleaze Damage Quest Item You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pendant of Fire	60 Mysticality	15	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Hot Spells May not equip more than one
pirate fledges	60 Mysticality	14	All Attributes +7 Allows access to the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) without Swashbuckling Getup
Putrid Pendant	60 Mysticality	14	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
Ring of Fire	60 Mysticality	12	All Attributes +3 +40 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake	60 Mysticality	23	All Attributes +3 +40 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
sock garters	60 Mysticality	12	So-So Cold Resistance You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
solid gold pegleg	60 Mysticality	17	Combat Initiative -50% May not equip more than one
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	60 Mysticality	28	+10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
The Ring	60 Mysticality	8	All Attributes +3 +40 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
Unspeakable Earring	60 Mysticality	19	Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance May not equip more than one
spaghetti cult rosary	55 Mysticality	21	Maximum MP +50
heart of the volcano	50 Mysticality	20	Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-5 MP per adventure
spiky turtle shoulderpads	50 Muscle	25	Damage Absorption +75 Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
vampire pearl earring	47 Mysticality	21	Regenerate 4-14 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	45 Mysticality	36	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
beaten-up Chucks	45 Mysticality	16	Combat Initiative +40%
bejeweled cufflinks	45 Mysticality	19	Prismatic Damage +3 May not equip more than one
Bling of the New Wave	45 Moxie	21	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
bone spurs	45 Mysticality	10	Part of the Thousandth Birthday Suit +20 to Monster Level You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
chintzy accordion pin	45 Moxie	21	Moxie +12 Mysticality +6 Bonus for ATs only May not equip more than one
chintzy disco ball pendant	45 Moxie	26	Moxie +12 Muscle +6 Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
chintzy noodle ring	45 Mysticality	19	Mysticality +12 Muscle +6 Bonus for Ps only May not equip more than one
chintzy saucepan earring	45 Mysticality	24	Mysticality +12 Moxie +6 Bonus for Ss only May not equip more than one
chintzy seal pendant	45 Muscle	20	Muscle +12 Moxie +6 Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
chintzy turtle brooch	45 Muscle	21	Muscle +12 Mysticality +6 Bonus for TTs only May not equip more than one
Claw of the Infernal Seal	45 Muscle	25	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day* You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
enormous hoop earring	45 Mysticality	21	Moxie +5
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	45 Mysticality	29	Muscle +30 Combat Initiative -30%
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	45 Muscle	28	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones* You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	45 Mysticality	31	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day* You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	45 Moxie	32	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
tube sock	45 Mysticality	9	Moxie +20 May not equip more than one
badge of authority	40 Mysticality	18	Monster Level +10 May not equip more than one
eXtreme mittens	40 Mysticality	15	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear Bonus Weapon Damage +6
filigreed hamethyst earring	40 Mysticality	27	Muscle +8 3x Critical Hit Chance
filigreed hamethyst necklace	40 Mysticality	28	Muscle +10 Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +3 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
filigreed hamethyst ring	40 Mysticality	24	Muscle +12 Maximum HP +25 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	40 Mysticality	30	Combat Initiative +25% Enables hearing of demon names for use in the Summoning Chamber May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise earring	40 Mysticality	24	Moxie +9 Never Fumble
pulled porquoise pendant	40 Mysticality	24	Moxie +10 +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise ring	40 Mysticality	21	Moxie +11 Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	40 Mysticality	27	+5% Booze Drops
solid baconstone earring	40 Mysticality	24	Mysticality +8 Maximum MP +15 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
solid baconstone necklace	40 Mysticality	25	Mysticality +10 Spell Damage +15 May not equip more than one
solid baconstone ring	40 Mysticality	21	Mysticality +12 Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
amulet of extreme plot significance	35 Mysticality	35	Maximum MP +30
badass belt	35 Mysticality	11	All Attributes +5
bezoar ring	35 Mysticality	11	Protects the wearer from poison
cement shoes	35 Mysticality	12	Mysticality +20 Moxie +20 Intrinsic Effect: Sleeping with the Fishes: Improved resting
colored-light "necklace"	35 Mysticality	24	Part of the Arboreal Raiment Maximum MP +15
fancy black tie	35 Mysticality	15	Part of the Fancy Tux Muscle +15%
floaty rock necklace	35 Mysticality	20	Part of the Floaty Fatigues +10% Critical Spell Chance May not equip more than one
giant pinky ring	35 Mysticality	16	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks May not equip more than one
hockey stick of furious angry rage	35 Mysticality	34	An ultra-rare item Monster Level +30 Muscle +5%
imitation nice watch	35 Mysticality	20	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with the dead guy's watch, glow-in-the-dark wristwatch, Counterclockwise Watch, or dead guy's memento May not equip more than one
Mafia bow tie	35 Mysticality	13	Muscle +20 Moxie +20
Mafia stogie	35 Mysticality	12	Muscle +20 Mysticality +20
Space Trip safety headphones	35 Mysticality	28	-100 to Monster Level Damage Reduction: 10 Monsters will be less attracted to you. You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
streetfighting champion's belt	35 Muscle	30	Maximum HP/MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure 3x chance of Critical Hit You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
support cummerbund	35 Mysticality	18	Maximum HP +20
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	35 Mysticality	31	Monster Level +20 +50 Spooky Damage +50 Damage to Spooky Spells
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	35 Mysticality	30	Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +100
vampire pearl ring	35 Mysticality	18	Regenerate 2-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-10 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
vampire pearl necklace	35 Mysticality	22	Regenerate 6-18 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
Brimstone Bracelet	30 Mysticality	18	Mysticality +50% Muscle -20% -3 MP to use Skills S' BM reward May not equip more than one
Brimstone Brooch	30 Mysticality	16	Mysticality +50% Moxie -20% Spell Damage +40 P's BM reward May not equip more than one
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	30 Mysticality	19	Moxie +43 Can be used once per day to summon three free drinks Unique item
gnatwing earring	30 Mysticality	16	Combat Initiative +15% Mysticality +6
pig-iron bracers	30 Moxie	16	Part of the Pork Elf Prizes Mysticality +8 Bonus Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
stainless steel scarf	30 Mysticality	21	Spell Damage +20 Monster Level +20 Mysticality +15% S' HC reward May not equip more than one
stainless steel solitaire	30 Mysticality	25	-2 MP to use Skills +2 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +15% P's HC reward May not equip more than one
stainless steel suspenders	30 Mysticality	26	Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +40 Moxie +15% AT's HC reward May not equip more than one
tap shoes	30 Mysticality	9	Moxie +11 Combat Initiative -20% May not equip more than one
tortoboggan	30 Moxie	11	Moxie +4 Combat Initiative +20% May not equip more than one
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	30 Moxie	25	Radio prize Part of the Primitive Radio Duds All Attributes +10% May not equip more than one
Bonerdagon necklace	25 Mysticality	19	Muscle +5 Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +30%
Boris's ring	25 Mysticality	12	Muscle +10
depleted Grimacite astrolabe	25 Mysticality	28	Mysticality +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra PvP Fights based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	25 Mysticality	33	Moxie +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra Rollover Adventures based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	25 Mysticality	37	Muscle +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra Rollover Adventures based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
enchanted toothpick	25 Mysticality	19	Spell Damage +12 May not equip more than one
Jarlsberg's earring	25 Mysticality	19	Mysticality +10
ring of adornment	25 Mysticality	17	Moxie +10
ring of aggravate monster	25 Mysticality	25	Part of the Yendorian Finery Monster Level +5
ring of cold resistance	25 Mysticality	23	So-So Cold Resistance
ring of conflict	25 Mysticality	16	Combat Frequency -5% May not equip more than one
ring of fire resistance	25 Mysticality	23	So-So Hot Resistance
ring of gain strength	25 Mysticality	21	Muscle +10
ring of increase damage	25 Mysticality	23	Bonus Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10
ring of teleportation	25 Mysticality	21	Intrinsic Teleportitis May not equip more than one
shiny tribal beads	25 Mysticality	18	Mysticality +6
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	25 Mysticality	26	Moxie +10
stuffed shoulder parrot	25 Mysticality	23	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup Maximum MP +5
Talisman o' Nam	25 Mysticality	15	All Attributes +3 Required to access The Palindome May not equip more than one
Saccharine Maple pendant	22 Mysticality	24	Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Enables the Spray Sap combat skill
arrrgyle socks	20 Mysticality	14	Mysticality +6
beach glass necklace	20 Mysticality	20	Muscle +5
hemp string	20 Mysticality	11
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	20 Mysticality	28	Moxie +5
peace-sign necklace	20 Mysticality	19	Damage Reduction: +3
phat turquoise bracelet	20 Mysticality	23	Mysticality +5
sk8board	20 Mysticality	8	Combat Initiative +15%
Boss Bat bling	17 Mysticality	14	Muscle +3 Moxie +3
Grimacite galoshes	17 Mysticality	18	A prize from The Raffle House +25% Meat from Monsters Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Grimacite garter	17 Mysticality	16	A prize from The Raffle House Spell Damage +15 Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Grimacite gorget	17 Mysticality	16	A prize from The Raffle House +25% Items from Monsters Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
albatross necklace	15 Mysticality	18	Mysticality +10% May not equip more than one
enchanted handwarmer	15 Mysticality	20	So-So Cold Resistance +4 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
Grimacite gauntlets	15 Mysticality	19	A prize from The Raffle House +30% Meat from Monsters Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
Grimacite girdle	15 Mysticality	16	A prize from The Raffle House Spell Damage +20 Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
Grimacite go-go boots	15 Mysticality	21	A prize from The Raffle House +30% Items from Monsters Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
imp unity ring	15 Mysticality	14	+5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells
infernal insoles	15 Mysticality	16	Slight Hot Resistance Combat Initiative +10%
lucky rabbit's foot	15 Mysticality	19	+7% Items from Monsters +7% Meat from Monsters
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15 Mysticality	26	Can attack enemies May not equip more than one
spooky glove	15 Mysticality	12	Never Fumble Moxie +5 +5 Spooky Damage
tin star	15 Mysticality	8	Monster Level +5 Moxie +3
toy crazy train	15 Mysticality	15	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
toy maglev monorail	15 Mysticality	19	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
toy train	15 Mysticality	9	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
wristwatch of the white knight	15 Mysticality	30	Part of the Knight's Armor Combat Initiative +10% +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
bottlecap turtle	12 Mysticality	16	Mysticality +1 Maximum MP +3
whalebone corset	12 Mysticality	16	Maximum HP -10 Damage Reduction: 5 You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
acid-squirting flower	10 Mysticality	21	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
baconstone bracelet	10 Mysticality	19	Mysticality +2 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
baconstone earring	10 Mysticality	18	Mysticality +2 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
baconstone pendant	10 Mysticality	18	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
baconstone ring	10 Mysticality	15	Mysticality +5 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10 Mysticality	32	+15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10 Mysticality	29	+10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
big red clown nose	10 Mysticality	18	Maximum HP +7
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10 Mysticality	25	Monster Level +15
cement sandals	10 Muscle	14	Combat Initiative -10% +1 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights May not equip more than one
clown shoes	10 Mysticality	11	Maximum MP +7
clownskin belt	10 Mysticality	14	Maximum MP +15
dead guy's watch	10 Mysticality	16	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with the Counterclockwise Watch, glow-in-the-dark wristwatch, imitation nice watch, or dead guy's memento May not equip more than one
disbelief suspenders	10 Mysticality	20	Part of the OK Lumberjack Outfit Slight Sleaze Resistance
eXtreme nose ring	10 Mysticality	17	All Attributes +4
garish pinky ring	10 Mysticality	17	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10
gnoll-tooth necklace	10 Mysticality	20	Muscle +5
hamethyst bracelet	10 Mysticality	18	Muscle +3 3x Critical Hit Chance May not equip more than one
hamethyst earring	10 Mysticality	17	Muscle +3 3x Critical Hit Chance
hamethyst necklace	10 Mysticality	18	Muscle +4 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +3 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
hamethyst ring	10 Mysticality	14	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +10 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
natty blue ascot	10 Mysticality	16	+20% Meat from Monsters
night-vision goggles	10 Moxie	20	Moxie -10% +1 Moxie Stat Gains from Fights May not equip more than one
Pine-Fresh air freshener	10 Mysticality	24	Slight Stench Resistance
polka-dot bow tie	10 Mysticality	17	Moxie +3
porquoise bracelet	10 Mysticality	18	Moxie +4 Never Fumble
porquoise eyebrow ring	10 Mysticality	22	Moxie +4 Never Fumble
porquoise necklace	10 Mysticality	18	Moxie +4 +10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
porquoise ring	10 Mysticality	14	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	10 Mysticality	26	A custom item given to sassylassy Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 May not equip more than one
severed rocking horse head	10 Mysticality	26	All Attributes +3
shiny ring	10 Mysticality	10	All Attributes +3
snow belt	10 Mysticality	9	Part of the Snowman Suit +6 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	10 Mysticality	28	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	10 Mysticality	24	Never Fumble
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	10 Mysticality	27	Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +30
tiny plastic Lord Flameface	10 Mysticality	27	+20 Hot Damage Slight Cold Resistance
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	10 Mysticality	29	Maximum MP +30 Spell Damage +10
tiny plastic protector spectre	10 Mysticality	30	+10 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	10 Mysticality	27	Mysticality +5% Spell Damage +25%
walrus-tusk earring	10 Mysticality	19	Maximum HP +10
boxing glove	7 Mysticality	12	Bonus Weapon Damage +4
dope gangsta bling-bling	7 Mysticality	24	Moxie +1
furry green earmuffs	7 Mysticality	20	Slight Cold Resistance
oven mitts	7 Mysticality	10	So-So Hot Resistance
bark bracelet	5 Mysticality	13	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer Damage Reduction: 2 May not equip more than one
bejeweled accordion strap	5 Moxie	25	Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 Bonus for ATs only
ironic oversized sunglasses	5 Mysticality	27	Damages Attacking Opponent
ladle of mystery	5 Mysticality	16	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Bonus for Ss only
tiny plastic Susie	5 Mysticality	18	All Attributes +5
white belt	5 Mysticality	10	Muscle +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3 May not equip more than one
ye olde golde frontes	5 Moxie	21	Muscle +15 Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
Amulet of Yendor	None	16	+3 MP to use Skills Combat Initiative -10% May not equip more than one
anniversary balsa wood socks	None	28	All Attributes +1
anniversary burlap belt	None	23	All Attributes +1
Annual Ascot	None	12	All Attributes +12%
astral belt	None	11	All Attributes +10% +20 to Monster Level
astral bracer	None	13	Mysticality +25% -3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
astral mask	None	11	Moxie +25% +20% Item Drops from Monsters
astral ring	None	11	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
beer goggles	None	12
BGE pocket calendar	None	19	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
BGE tiny plastic toy	None	20	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
blue glowstick	None	14	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
blue plastic baby	None	17	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
blue ribbon	None	11	Maximum HP +5
brown plastic baby	None	18	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
bugbear communicator badge	None	26	Quest Item
Cat-Herding Prod	None	16	A custom item given to Cassandra7 All Attributes +15 Bonus Weapon Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
cheap elven gloves	None	18	Mysticality +1 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap studded belt	None	18	Damage Reduction: +1 Can block attacks, but breaks
club necklace	None	13
consolation ribbon	None	18	All Attributes +1
continuum transfunctioner	None	25	Allows access to The Inexplicable Door Quest Item
Counterclockwise Watch	None	22	An ultra-rare item +10 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with the dead guy's watch, glow-in-the-dark wristwatch, imitation nice watch, or dead guy's memento May not equip more than one
CRIMBCO lanyard	None	15	Lets you work harder! You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
diamond necklace	None	16
dirty hobo gloves	None	17	+2 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
disembodied smile	None	17	+2 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	None	27	Maximum MP +5 Doubles MP restored from Dyspepsi-Cola and Cloaca-Cola May not equip more than one
E.M.U. Unit	None	11	Enables Big-Time Generator Quest Item
elven socks	None	11	Muscle +1 Slight Cold Resistance
Elvish sunglasses	None	17	+10 Moxie +10% Moxie +15 Bonus Ranged Damage +25% Pickpocket Chance Lets you perform an instrumental solo once per combat, if a suitable musical instrument is equipped May not equip in Hardcore May not equip more than one
encoder ring	None	12	May not equip more than one
evil flaming eyeball pendant	None	28	Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
exclusive ultra-rare item	None	25	A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick All Attributes +15
fossilized necklace	None	19	All Attributes +2*B Spell Damage +2*S Weapon Damage +3*N All Attributes +(3*W)% +(3*D) Hot Damage +(3*P) Spooky Damage Variables based on total fossil kills
flashing novelty button	None	23	Maximum HP +5 Moxie -2
foam noodle	None	11	Allows you to Go for a Swim
French slippers	None	15	Theorized to increase chance of successful Run Away
frosty halo	None	11	+25% Items from Monsters Unarmed characters only
furry halo	None	10	+5 to Familiar Weight Unarmed characters only
fuzzy bracelets	None	15	A custom item given to Mick All Attributes +15
giant designer sunglasses	None	25	Moxie -10%
giant diamond ring	None	18
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	None	27	Mysticality +(9 - light) Bonus Spell Damage +(9 - light) +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Adventures do not stack with dead guy's watch, imitation nice watch, dead guy's memento, or the Counterclockwise Watch May not equip more than one
Golden Mr. Accessory	None	20	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
gray bow tie	None	12	Moxie +1 Slight Spooky Resistance
green glowstick	None	15	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
ice skates	None	10	Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
incredibly dense meat gem	None	25	An ultra-rare item +40% Meat from Monsters Moxie +5 Maximum MP +10
inflatable duck	None	15	Allows you to Go for a Swim
intergalactic pom poms	None	22	A custom item given to skipperic Moxie +20 Combat Initiative +30%
Item #13	None	16
jar of anniversary jam	None	22	All Attributes +1
Jekyllin hide belt	None	18	All Attributes +1-9 stat boosts greatest when moons are darkest +15-55% Items from Monsters (greatest when moons are brightest) Cannot equip in Hardcore
Juju Mojo Mask	None	14	All Attributes +10% +2 Stat(s) Per Fight Big Mojo You may not equip more than one of this item at a time. Cannot be equipped with the V for Vivala mask
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	None	31	All Attributes +3 Cannot equip more than one
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	None	26	All Attributes +1
knobby kneepads	None	15	Bonus Weapon Damage +3
left half of a heart necklace	None	29
Loathing Legion necktie	None	23	+4 Stat(s) Per Fight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Loathing Legion rollerblades	None	28	Combat Initiative +50% You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	None	29	Enables viewing of glyphs at Wine Cellar Glyphs/a dusty bottle of wine
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	None	26	Sometimes gives a ten-leaf clover after non-combats
LWA ring	None	8	Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
makeshift SCUBA gear	None	20	Enables underwater adventuring So-So Stench Resistance -100% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -100%
Marvelous Unitard	None	17	All Attributes +5 Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
mayfly bait necklace	None	20	+10% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Allows use of Summon Mayfly Swarm in combat May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mega Gem	None	8
memory of a cultist's robe	None	26	Quest item unlocking high priest of Ki'rhuss May not equip more than one
mirrored aviator shades	None	23	Moxie +15 Kill 10% More Skeletons You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
monster bait	None	12	Combat Frequency +5% May not equip more than one
mood ring	None	9
Mr. Accessory	None	13	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Accessory Jr.	None	17	All Attributes +5 +25% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Eh?	None	7	All Attributes +N, based on the exchange rate between the Canadian and American dollars, capped at 15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Exploiter	None	13
Ms. Accessory	None	13	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
mysterious silver lapel pin	None	27	Regenerate 5-9 HP per adventure +5% Meat from Monsters You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
navel ring of navel gazing	None	26	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Intrinsic Effect: Omphaloskepsis: Damage Reduction equal to player level Prevents 50% of enemy attacks Run Away is always successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
observational glasses	None	21	+5% Item Drops from Monsters Quest Item
orange glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
orange leather lanyard	None	22	Weapon Damage +15 You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
paperclip-on tie	None	16	Part of the Paperclippery Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
pat-a-cake pendant	None	18	Mysticality +1 Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure (sometimes)
patent leather shoes	None	20	Muscle +1 Slight Hot Resistance
pink glowstick	None	14	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
pink plastic baby	None	17	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
plastic spider ring	None	19	Mysticality +3 Allows use of the Shoot Web skill
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Duck	None	23	So-So Cold Resistance You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Frank	None	24	Muscle +10% You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	None	30	So-So Hot Resistance You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	None	27	So-So Stench Resistance May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	None	26	So-So Sleaze Resistance You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Moog	None	23	Moxie +10% You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	None	26	So-So Spooky Resistance You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	None	27	Mysticality +10% You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	None	26	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
purple glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
Radio KoL Antenna Ball	None	22	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Radio prize
Radio KoL Bottle Opener	None	23	+15% Meat from Monsters Radio prize
Radio KoL Flashlight	None	20	Mysticality +15 Radio prize
Radio KoL Keychain	None	18	Muscle +15 Radio prize
Radio KoL Maracas	None	17	+15% Items from Monsters Radio prize
Radio KoL Patch	None	15	Moxie +15 Radio prize
red plastic baby	None	16	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
red-hot medallion	None	17	+30 Hot Damage Gives a tattoo You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
reinforced furry underpants	None	27	Mysticality +2 +2 Sleaze Damage
right half of a heart necklace	None	30
ring of half-assed regeneration	None	31	Regenerate 1-5 HP per Adventure (sometimes) May not equip more than one
rose-colored glasses	None	20	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	None	23	A custom item given to BlackBeltDuck
rubber WWBD? bracelet	None	21
rubber WWJD? bracelet	None	21
rubber WWSPD? bracelet	None	22
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	None	23
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	None	36	A custom item given to Mr Magnifico All Attributes +1 May not equip more than one
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	None	26	All Attributes +3
shin gourds	None	11	Damage Reduction: 5 Weapon Damage +10 You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
shining halo	None	12	+3 Stat Gains from Fights Unarmed characters only
shock belt	None	10	Shocks enemies that hit you
slime convention pin	None	20	Moxie -1
spade necklace	None	14
spaghetti cult robe	None	19	Quest Item
sparkly engagement ring	None	23	A custom item given to Phoenix All Attributes +15 May not equip more than one
special sauce glove	None	19	Allows equipping of chefstaves Bonus for Ss only May not equip more than one
Star of Bravery	None	15	Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 May not equip more than one
stick-on eyebrow piercing	None	25	Muscle +1 Can block attacks, but breaks
sticky gloves	None	13	+20% Pickpocket Chance
stinky cheese eye	None	17	Items from Monsters and Meat from Monsters depending on adventures stunk up May not equip in Hardcore
string of blue beads	None	20	Mysticality +1
string of green beads	None	21	Moxie +1
string of red beads	None	19	Muscle +1
stuffed carpenter	None	17	Restores HP and MP when a stuffed walrus is also equipped
stuffed mink	None	12
stuffed walrus	None	14	Restores HP and MP when a stuffed carpenter is also equipped
Talisman of Baio	None	16	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +0-80% All Attributes Increase with moonlight
Talisman of Bakula	None	18	An ultra-rare item Allows you to Give In To Your Vampiric Urges once per combat: Does 31-40 damage HP Restore: approx half damage done MP Restore: approx half damage done May not equip more than one
test case	None	9	Maximum HP/MP +20000 +10000% Item Drops from Monsters Monsters will be less attracted to you. Custom item for Jick
time halo	None	9	+5 Extra Rollover Adventures Unarmed characters only
tiny plastic 11 Dealer	None	22	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic accordion thief	None	28	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	None	40	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry bugbear	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic angry space marine	None	31	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic batbugbear	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic anime smiley	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	None	32	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic astronomer	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Axe Wound	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	None	29	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	None	32	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic barrrnacle	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic batbugbear	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	None	36	Muscle +3
tiny plastic beanbat	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic beebee gunners	None	27	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beebee King	None	24	Combat Initiative +5%
tiny plastic beebee queue	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	None	23	+5 Sleaze Damage
tiny plastic bee swarm	None	22	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Best Game Ever	None	27	All Attributes +5%
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	None	29	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Black Knight	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blazing bat	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic blooper	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	None	23	Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Boris	None	18	Muscle +5 Mysticality +3 Moxie +3
tiny plastic Boss Bat	None	21	Maximum HP +5
tiny plastic brainsweeper	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic briefcase bat	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic bugaboo	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic buzzerker	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic cavebugbear	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	None	40	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	None	32	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure
tiny plastic cocoabo	None	20	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic coffee pixie	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	None	34	+5 Stench Damage
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	None	23	+4% Item Drops from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	None	26	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Crimbomination	None	27	+1 Prismatic Damage
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	None	28	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	None	33	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	None	26	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
tiny plastic cubist bull	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic demoninja	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic disco bandit	None	25	Moxie +2 Muscle +1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo	None	23	Bonus Weapon Damage +5%
tiny plastic drunk goat	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Father McGruber	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash	None	30	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic fax machine	None	24	+2 Prismatic damage
tiny plastic Felonia	None	20	+5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	None	39	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fire servant	None	25
tiny plastic fruit golem	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	None	36	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	None	24	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	None	35	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	None	34	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic G Imp	None	18	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	None	34	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	None	32	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic goth giant	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic grue	None	17	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	None	40	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hellion	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic hermit	None	19	+6% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic hobo elf	None	21	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	None	22	Mysticality +5 Muscle +3 Moxie +3
tiny plastic killer bee	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	None	37	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	None	35	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	None	29	Muscle +3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	None	29	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic leprechaun	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic levitating potato	None	30	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	None	27	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	None	24	Bonus Weapon Damage +3
tiny plastic moneybee	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mosquito	None	21	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Mr. Mination	None	25	+4 to Monster Level
tiny plastic mumblebee	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mutant elf	None	23	Maximum HP +3 Maximum MP +3
tiny plastic ninja snowman	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic pastamancer	None	24	Mysticality +2 Muscle +1
tiny plastic peacannon	None	22	Bonus Ranged Damage +5
tiny plastic Protagonist	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Queen Bee	None	22	Maximum HP +10
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	None	31	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic sauceror	None	21	Mysticality +2 Moxie +1
tiny plastic scary clown	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scream Queen	None	25	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic seal clubber	None	25	Muscle +2 Moxie +1
tiny plastic senile lihc	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	None	30	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	None	24	Moxie +5 Muscle +3 Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Spam Witch	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear	None	26	+5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic spooky vampire	None	27	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic stab bat	None	21	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic star starfish	None	26	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic stocking mimic	None	27	+10% Candy Items from Monsters
tiny plastic strand of DNA	None	26	All Attributes +3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	None	29	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic taco cat	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	None	31	Food Drops: +3%
tiny plastic the Free Man	None	25	Mysticality +5
tiny plastic The Man	None	20	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic topiary golem	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer	None	25	Muscle +2 Mysticality +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	None	25	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	None	34	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic warwelf	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic whitesnake	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	None	33	Bonus Weapon Damage +5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic zmobie	None	19	Monster Level +1
torquoise ring	None	14	Moxie +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
V for Vivala mask	None	17	Muscle +30% +1x Critical Hit Chance Combat Items do 50% extra damage +1-3 Stat Gains from Fights Enables use of Creepy Grin once per day Critical hits are extra-explosive; possible effects include: +4 Stat Gains from Fights (if finishing blow was critical) Gain 1 Adventure Stun Hot Damage Physical Damage Steal items May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
Warehouse 23 bling	None	18	Maximum MP +23
water wings	None	11	Allows you to Go for a Swim
wheel	None	5	Combat Initiative +10%
white collar	None	12	+3% Meat from Monsters Moxie +1
Xlyinia's notebook	None	18	A custom item given to Xlyinia All Attributes +15
x-ray specs	None	11
yellow glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3