Items by Name (U-V)

An alphabetic listing of all of the items along with their zapping information. Please update as new data is found.

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Description	Zap Group	Zap Test Comment
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	n/a
The Big Book of Pirate Insults	n/a
The Bomb	Unknown
The Cooler Out of Space	Unknown
the finger	Unknown
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	n/a	Confirmed March 17, 2007
The Joy of Wassailing	Unknown
The Joy of Wassailing (used)	Unknown
The Landscaper's leafblower	Unknown
The Legendary Beat	Unknown
The Mariachi's guitar case	Unknown
The Necbromancer's Hat	Dark Bros Vestments
The Necbromancer's Shorts	Dark Bros Vestments
The Necbromancer's Stein	Dark Bros Vestments
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	Unknown
The Necbronomicon	Unknown
The Necbronomicon (used)	Unknown
The Ring	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
The Six-Pack of Pain	Unknown
the Slug Lord's map	n/a
The Snake trading card	n/a	Confirmed March 17, 2007
The Spirit of Crimbo	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
theoretical string	n/a
thermos full of Knob coffee	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
thermos of brew	n/a	tested 2008-10-28.
thick padded envelope	Unknown
thin black candle	n/a
third-hand nunchaku	n/a	Confirmed Sept 4, 2008
thistle wine	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Thorny Toad trading card	n/a	Confirmed March 17, 2007
thought balloon	n/a
three-tiered wedding cake	n/a
throbbing organ pie	Unknown
throbbing rage gland	n/a	Tested 2009-01-01.
throwing bone	Unknown
throwing wrench	Unknown
Thwaitgold bee statuette	Unknown
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	Unknown
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	Unknown
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	n/a
thyme jelly donut	Unknown
Tiger-lily's milk	Unknown
tighty whiteys	n/a	Confirmed 2007-04-20
Tiki lighter	n/a
time halo	Unknown
time helmet	Time Trappings	Tested: helmet -> sword
Time Juice	n/a
time's arrow	Unknown
time sleigh	n/a
time sword	Time Trappings	Tested: sword -> helmet
time trousers	Time Trappings	Tested: trousers -> sword
tin cup of mulligan stew	n/a
Tin Foil Immateria	n/a
tin magnolia	n/a
tin rations	Unknown
tin star	n/a
tiny ballet slippers	Unknown
tiny balloon knife	n/a
tiny bindle	Unknown
tiny black hole	Unknown
tiny bottle of absinthe	n/a	tested July 20, 2007
tiny bust of Pallas	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
tiny cell phone	Unknown
tiny costume wardrobe	Unknown
tiny fly glasses	Unknown
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	Unknown
tiny goth giant	Unknown
tiny house	n/a
tiny knife and fork	n/a
tiny makeup kit	n/a
tiny maracas	n/a
tiny Mountie hat	n/a
tiny ninja sword	n/a
tiny nose-bone fetish	n/a
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	Zapped one into a tiny plastic anime smiley (2008-04-07); zapped one into a tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl, tiny plastic Spunky Princess, tiny plastic lobsterfrogman, tiny plastic brainsweeper
tiny plastic 11 Dealer	Unknown
tiny plastic accordion thief	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	n/a
tiny plastic angry bugbear	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	Zapped into tiny plastic spunky princess, tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni
tiny plastic angry goat	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic angry space marine	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic anime smiley	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic knob goblin bean counter, tiny plastic cubist bull x2,
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Hellion, tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker, tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus
tiny plastic astronomer	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic senile lihc, tiny plastic Iiti Kitty, tiny plastic whitesnake
tiny plastic Axe Wound	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester, tiny plastic Black Knight, tiny plastic spiny skelelton
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic The Man, tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski, tiny plastic Boss Bat
tiny plastic barrrnacle	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic batbugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic beanbat	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Spam Witch, tiny plastic topiary golem, tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf
tiny plastic beebee gunners	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Beebee King	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic beebee queue	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Felonia, tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth x2,
tiny plastic bee swarm	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Best Game Ever	Unknown
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic Black Knight	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic demoninja, tiny plastic knob goblin bean counter, tiny plastic Axe Wound
tiny plastic black ops bugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic blazing bat	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic blooper	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic drunk goat, tiny plastic whitesnake, tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic demoninja, tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Knob Goblin King, tiny plastic Beelzebozo, tiny plastic Knob Goblin King
tiny plastic Boris	Tiny Plastic Rares
tiny plastic Boss Bat	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Beelzebozo x2, tiny plastic conservationist hippy
tiny plastic brainsweeper	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Iiti Kitty, tiny plastic warwelf, tiny plastic zmobie, tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf
tiny plastic briefcase bat	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Spunky Princess, tiny plastic whitesnake, tiny plastic filthy hippy jeweller
tiny plastic bugaboo	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	Tiny Plastic 3 Rares
tiny plastic buzzerker	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic cavebugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic angry space marine	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic cocoabo	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic coffee pixie	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic The Man, tiny plastic Bonerdagon, tiny plastic The Man
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	Unknown
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	Unknown
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	n/a
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Unknown
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	n/a
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	n/a
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	n/a
tiny plastic cubist bull	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic warwelf, tiny plastic smarmy pirate, tiny plastic topiary golem
tiny plastic demoninja	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter, tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester, tiny plastic spiny skelelton
tiny plastic disco bandit	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic Don Crimbo	Unknown
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	Tiny Plastic 2 Rares
tiny plastic drunk goat	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl, tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box, tiny plastic beanbat
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	Tiny Plastic 2 Rares
tiny plastic Father McGruber	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic fat stack of cash	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
tiny plastic fax machine	Unknown
tiny plastic Felonia	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic conservationist hippy, tiny plastic Bonerdagon, tiny plastic The Man
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic senile lihc, tiny plastic angry bugbear, tiny plastic taco cat
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic spooky vampire, tiny plastic fluffy bunny, tiny plastic G Imp
tiny plastic fire servant	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf, tiny plastic Spam Witch, tiny plastic spiny skelelton
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	n/a
tiny plastic fruit golem	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf, tiny plastic warwelf, tiny plastic Trouser Snake, tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist, tiny plastic Black Knight, tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	n/a
tiny plastic G Imp	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic fruit golem, tiny plastic zmobie, tiny plastic anime smiley
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic warwelf, tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl, tiny plastic Axe Wound, tiny plastic Knott Yeti
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic spunky princess, tiny plastic Trouser Snake, tiny plastic Protagonist
tiny plastic goth giant	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Hellion, tiny plastic fluffy bunny, tiny plastic beanbat
tiny plastic grue	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic spooky vampire, tiny plastic G Imp, tiny plastic fluffy bunny
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic Hellion	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic handsome mariachi, tiny plastic Axe Wound, tiny plastic XXX pr0n
tiny plastic hermit	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic hobo elf	Unknown
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic hypodemic bugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic astronomer, tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf, tiny plastic lobsterfrogman
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	Tiny Plastic Rares
tiny plastic killer bee	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic fruit golem, tiny plastic blooper, tiny plastic spiny skelelton
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic ninja snowman, tiny plastic XXX pr0n, tiny plastic Knott Yeti
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Boss Bat, tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski, tiny plastic Beelzebozo
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic apathetic lizardman, tiny plastic zmobie, tiny plastic goth giant
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic smarmy pirate, tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus, tiny plastic Spunky Princess
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic brainsweeper, tiny plastic Hellion, tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
tiny plastic leprechaun	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic levitating potato	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf, tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic drunk goat
tiny plastic Lord Flameface	Tiny Plastic 3 Rares
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	Tiny Plastic 2 Rares
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
tiny plastic moneybee	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic mosquito	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic Mr. Mination	Unknown
tiny plastic mumblebee	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic mutant elf	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	n/a
tiny plastic ninja snowman	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons
tiny plastic Norville Rogers	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic lobsterfrogman
tiny plastic pastamancer	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic peacannon	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic Protagonist	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic whitesnake
tiny plastic protector spectre	Tiny Plastic 2 Rares
tiny plastic Queen Bee	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	Tiny Plastic 3 Rares
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic sauceror	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic scary clown	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni
tiny plastic Scott the Miner	Tiny Plastic 3 Commons
tiny plastic Scream Queen	n/a
tiny plastic seal clubber	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic senile lihc	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic G Imp, tiny plastic angry bugbear
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	n/a
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic briefcase bat, tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	Tiny Plastic Rares
tiny plastic Spam Witch	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy, tiny plastic beanbat
tiny plastic spiderbugbear	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic spooky vampire	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic goth giant, tiny plastic blooper
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic demoninja, tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni, tiny plastic whitesnake
tiny plastic stab bat	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic star starfish	Tiny Plastic Commons
tiny plastic stocking mimic	Unknown
tiny plastic strand of DNA	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
tiny plastic Susie	Tiny Plastic Rares
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	n/a
tiny plastic sword	n/a
tiny plastic taco cat	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser, tiny plastic G Imp, tiny plastic apathetic lizardman
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Felonia, tiny plastic conservationist hippy, tiny plastic scary clown
tiny plastic The Free Man	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic The Man	Tiny Plastic 2 Uncommons	zapped into tiny plastic Knob Goblin King, 2xtiny plastic The Big Wisniewski
tiny plastic topiary golem	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic whitesnake, tiny plastic Trouser Snake, tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic scary clown, tiny plastic goth giant, tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester
tiny plastic turtle tamer	Tiny Plastic Uncommons
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	n/a
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic zmobie, tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter, tiny plastic apathetic lizardman
tiny plastic warwelf	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Trouser Snake, tiny plastic Hellion, tiny plastic XXX pr0n
tiny plastic whitesnake	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic XXX pr0n, tiny plastic brainsweeper, tiny plastic senile lihc
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	Tiny Plastic 3 Uncommons
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Trouser Snake, tiny plastic Protagonist, tiny plastic smarmy pirate
tiny plastic zmobie	Tiny Plastic 2 Commons	zapped into tiny plastic Knott Yeti, tiny plastic demoninja, tiny plastic brainsweeper
tiny prop sword	Unknown
tiny shaker of salt	n/a
tiny slimy cyst	Unknown
tiny sombrero	n/a
tiny top hat and cane	Unknown
tip jar	n/a
tires	n/a
tisket	n/a
Tissue Paper Immateria	n/a
titanium assault umbrella	n/a
toast	n/a
toast with jam	Unknown
toasted brie	Unknown
tobiko-infused sake	Unknown
tobiko marble soda	Unknown
tobiko pocky	Unknown
tobiko-infused sake	Unknown
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Unknown
toe jam	Unknown
toe jam toast	Unknown
tofu casserole	n/a
tofu chow mein	Meins - Chow
tofu stir-fry	Stir Fries - Tier 2
tofu taco	n/a
tofu wonton	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
tofurkey gravy	n/a
tofurkey leg	n/a
tofurkey nugget	n/a
tomato	Fruit - Basic
tomato daiquiri	n/a
tomato juice of powerful power	n/a
tomb ratchet	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	n/a
Tome of Clip Art	Unknown
Tome of Snowcone Summoning	n/a
Tome of Sugar Shummoning	Unknown
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	n/a
tonic water	Improved Mixers
too legit potion	Unknown
tooth	n/a
toothbrush	n/a
toothsome rock	n/a
top	n/a
torn hellseal sinew	Unknown
torquoise	Unknown
torquoise ring	Unknown
tortoboggan	Unknown
tortoboggan shield	Unknown
tortoise's blessing	n/a
Totally Gay Claymore	Unknown	Custom item
towel	n/a
toy crazy train	n/a
toy deathbot	n/a	Confirmed 2008-04-14.
toy hoverpad	n/a	Confirmed 2008-04-14.
toy jet pack	n/a
toy maglev monorail	n/a	Confirmed 2008-04-14.
toy mercenary	n/a
toy ray gun	n/a
toy six-seater hovercraft	n/a
toy soldier	n/a
toy space helmet	n/a
toy train	n/a
toy wheel	n/a
traffic jam	Unknown
traffic jam toast	Unknown
transporter transponder	Unknown
Travels with Jerry	n/a
Travoltan trousers	n/a
tree-eating kite	n/a
tree-holed coin	Unknown
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	n/a
tree skirt	Arboreal Raiment
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	Unknown
triangular stone	n/a
triffid bark	n/a
Trollhouse cookies	Cookies
Tropical Crimbo Hat	Tropical Crimbo Duds
tropical Crimbo pressie	n/a
Tropical Crimbo Shorts	Tropical Crimbo Duds
Tropical Crimbo Sword	Tropical Crimbo Duds
tropical orchid	Shore Combat Items
tropical paperweight	n/a
tropical swill	Unknown
tropical wrapping paper	n/a
trousers of the white knight	Unknown
trout fang	Unknown
troutpiece	n/a
true grit	n/a
Trusty	n/a
trusty torch	Unknown
tube of cranberry Go-Goo	n/a	Confirmed 2007-12-29.
tube of dread wax	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
tube of hair oil	n/a
tube sock	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Tuesday's ruby	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
tulip	n/a
tuning fork	n/a
turtle chain	n/a
turtle factory	n/a
turtle pheromones	n/a
turtle soup	Unknown
turtle totem	Starting Items
turtle wax	Unknown
turtle wax greaves	Unknown
turtle wax helmet	Unknown
turtle wax shield	Unknown
turtlemail bits	Unknown
turtlemail breeches	Unknown
turtlemail coif	Unknown
turtlemail hauberk	Unknown
Turtleslinger	n/a
turtling rod	Unknown
tuxedo shirt	n/a	Confirmed 2007-04-20
twigs and gravel	n/a
twinkly nuggets	n/a
twinkly powder	n/a
twinkly wad	n/a
twitching claw	Unknown
twitching trigger finger	Unknown
two-handed depthsword	n/a
Typical Tavern swill	Unknown
ultimate ultimate frisbee	Unknown
ultimate wad	n/a	Tested --TechSmurf 13:43, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
Ultracolor™ shirt	Unknown
ultrafondue	Unknown
Ultrasoldier Serum	Unknown
unbearable light	Unknown
Uncle Crimbo's Rations	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
Uncle Crimbo's Sack	Unknown
Uncle Hobo's belt	Hobo Drops
Uncle Hobo's epic beard	Uncle Hobos Rags
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	Hobo Drops
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Uncle Hobos Rags
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Hobo Drops
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Uncle Hobos Rags
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	n/a
Uncle Romulus	Unknown
Uncle Romulus (used)	Unknown
uncooked chorizo	n/a
underwater slingshot	Unknown
Underworld acorn	Unknown
Underworld flail	Unknown
Underworld sapling	Unknown
Underworld truncheon	Unknown
Underworld trunk	Unknown
undissolvable contact lenses	Unknown
unearthed potsherd	Unknown
unearthed volcanic meteoroid	Unknown
unearthly onyx	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
unemployed hunchbacked minion	Unknown
unfortunate dumplings	n/a
unfrosted Knob cake	Unknown
uniclops egg	Unknown
unidentified jerky	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Unionize The Elves sign	n/a
unlarge laminated card	Unknown
unlit birthday cake	n/a
unlocked meat locker	n/a
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	n/a
unremarkable candy cane	n/a
unrolling pin	(Un)Rolling Pins
Unspeakable Earring	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
unspeakable lozenges	Unknown
unstable DNA	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
unstable laser battery	n/a	Confirmed August 2, 2008
unstable quark	Unknown
untainted eggnog	n/a
untamable turtle	Unknown
unusual disco ball	Unknown
unwound clockwork grapefruit	n/a
unwound cymbal-playing monkey	n/a
Uovo Marcio Shiraz	Mafia Wines	Tested: Acqua Del Piatto Merlot to Uovo Marcio Shiraz
upsy daisy	n/a
Ur-Donut	Unknown
Uranium Omega of Temperance	n/a
urchin roe	Unknown
urinal cake	n/a
useless powder	n/a
Valentine	n/a
Valentine's Day cake	n/a
valuable trinket	n/a
vampire cake	n/a
vampire cape	n/a
vampire duck-on-a-string	n/a
vampire glitter	n/a	Tested --WhoWantsToKnow 21:03, 01 January 2010 (HST)
vampire heart	n/a
vampire pearl	Unknown
vampire pearl earring	Unknown
vampire pearl necklace	Unknown
vampire pearl ring	Unknown
Van der Graaf helmet	Unknown
vanilla-frosted king cake	n/a
Vaso De Agua trading card	n/a	Confirmed March 17, 2007
velcro boots	Unknown
velcro broadsword	Unknown
velcro ore	Unknown
velcro paddle ball	Unknown
velcro shield	Unknown
velvet choker	n/a
Venus flytrap	n/a
vertebra of the Bonerdagon	n/a
very large caltrop	Unknown
vesper	TPS Final Drinks
V for Vivala mask	n/a
vial of amber slime	Slime - Tertiary
vial of baconstone juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
vial of blue slime	Slime - Primary
vial of brown slime	Unknown
vial of chartreuse slime	Slime - Tertiary
vial of ectoplasm	n/a
vial of Gnomochloric acid	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
vial of green slime	Slime - Secondary
vial of hamethyst juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
vial of indigo slime	Slime - Tertiary
Vial of jus de larmes	Unknown
vial of mojo	n/a
vial of orange slime	Slime - Secondary
vial of patchouli oil	n/a
vial of pirate sweat	n/a
vial of porquoise juice	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
vial of purple slime	Slime - Tertiary
vial of red slime	Slime - Primary
vial of squid ink	Unknown
vial of teal slime	Slime - Tertiary
vial of vermilion slime	Slime - Tertiary
vial of violet slime	Slime - Secondary
vial of yellow slime	Slime - Primary
vibrating cyborg knife	n/a	Confirmed August 2, 2008
Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	n/a
viking helmet	n/a
'Villa' document	n/a	Confirmed --TechSmurf 16:31, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
villainous scythe	Unknown
vinegar	n/a
vinegar-soaked lemon slice	n/a
vinyl boots	Unknown
vinyl ore	Unknown
vinyl shield	Unknown
Violet Hunt Invitation	Unknown
vitachoconutriment capsule	n/a
vodka and cranberry	n/a
vodka and tonic	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
vodka gibson	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
vodka martini	Advanced Cocktailcrafting Base Drinks
vodka stratocaster	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Final Drinks
Volartta's bellbottoms	Unknown
volcanic ash	Unknown
volleyball	n/a
Voluminous Radio Hat	Primitive Radio Duds
Voluminous Radio Pants	Primitive Radio Duds
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	Primitive Radio Duds
voodoo doll	n/a	Tested --TechSmurf 13:43, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
voodoo snuff	n/a	Tested 2008-12-29.
vorpal blade	Yendorian Finery
WA	n/a
wad of cotton	Unknown
wad of Crovacite	Unknown	Custom item
wad of dough	n/a
wad of slimy rags	Unknown
wad of tofu	n/a
walrus ice cream	Unknown
walrus-tusk earring	n/a
Wand of Nagamar	n/a
Wand of Oscus	Vile Vagrant Vestments
wang	n/a
war tongs	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
Warehouse 23 bling	n/a	Custom item
Warehouse 23 crate	Unknown
warm El Vibrato drone	n/a
warm mushroom	Mushrooms - 2nd Gen.
Warm Subject gift certificate	n/a
wasabi-infused sake	Unknown
wasabi marble soda	Unknown
wasabi pocky	Unknown
washboard shield	n/a
water pipe bomb	n/a	Confirmed 2007-08-12.
water wings	n/a
water-polo cap	n/a
water-polo mitt	n/a
waterlogged bootstraps	N/A
waterlogged crate	Unknown
Wax Flask	Unknown
wax lips	n/a