One-handed weapons: Difference between revisions

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The [[Disembodied Hand]] familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Chefstaves]]), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.
The [[Disembodied Hand]] familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Chefstaves]]), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.


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|[[7-inch discus]]
|[[7-inch discus]]
|200
|200
|85 Mox
|85 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed boomerang
|
|
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|[[antique spear]]
|[[antique spear]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|
|
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|[[brand new key]]
|[[brand new key]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|200
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[cursed cutlass]]
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[diabolical crossbow]]
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
|200
|200
|150 Mox
|150 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
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|[[fish scimitar]]
|[[fish scimitar]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed scimitar
|1-handed scimitar
|
|
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|[[Frosty's arm]]
|[[Frosty's arm]]
|200
|200
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed staff
|1-handed staff
|
|
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|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|200
|200
|200 Mox
|200 Moxie
|1-handed sack
|1-handed sack
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
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|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|200
|200
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[lawn dart]]
|[[lawn dart]]
|200
|200
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
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|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|200
|200
|85 Mys
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
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|[[octopus's spade]]
|[[octopus's spade]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|200
|200
|150 Mus
|150 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[rusty speargun]]
|[[rusty speargun]]
|200
|200
|85 Mox
|85 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
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|[[skate blade]]
|[[skate blade]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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|[[slime-covered club]]
|[[slime-covered club]]
|200
|200
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[teflon spatula]]
|[[teflon spatula]]
|200
|200
|85 Mys
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[velcro broadsword]]
|[[velcro broadsword]]
|200
|200
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[velcro paddle ball]]
|[[velcro paddle ball]]
|200
|200
|85 Mox
|85 Moxie
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
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|[[duct tape sword]]
|[[duct tape sword]]
|195
|195
|82 Mus
|82 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[beer bong]]
|[[beer bong]]
|190
|190
|80 Mox
|80 Moxie
|1-handed bong
|1-handed bong
|
|
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|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|180
|180
|75 Mus
|75 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
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|[[war tongs]]
|[[war tongs]]
|180
|180
|75 Mys
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[lead pipe]]
|[[lead pipe]]
|175
|175
|72 Mus
|72 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[toy ray gun]]
|[[toy ray gun]]
|175
|175
|72 Mox
|72 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
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|[[giant foam finger]]
|[[giant foam finger]]
|170
|170
|70 Mus
|70 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
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|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|165
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|1-handed axe
|
|
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|[[happiness]]
|[[happiness]]
|165
|165
|67 Mox
|67 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
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|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|165
|165
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
|165
|165
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
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|[[black sword]]
|[[black sword]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
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|[[pointed stick]]
|[[pointed stick]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
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|[[x-37 gun]]
|[[x-37 gun]]
|160
|160
|65 Mox
|65 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
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|[[yohohoyo]]
|[[yohohoyo]]
|160
|160
|65 Mox
|65 Moxie
|1-handed yoyo
|1-handed yoyo
|
|
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|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|150
|150
|175 Mus
|175 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
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|[[club of the five seasons]]
|[[club of the five seasons]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[grassy cutlass]]
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +11
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +11
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|[[Grimacite gat]]
|[[Grimacite gat]]
|150
|150
|40 Mox
|40 Moxie
|1-handed gun
|1-handed gun
|
|
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|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
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|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|150
|150
|60 Mox
|60 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
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|[[star spatula]]
|[[star spatula]]
|150
|150
|60 Mys
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
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|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|150
|150
|55 Mus
|55 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[witty rapier]]
|[[witty rapier]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
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|[[world's smallest violin]]
|[[world's smallest violin]]
|150
|150
|60 Mox
|60 Moxie
|1-handed violin
|1-handed violin
|
|
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|[[batblade]]
|[[batblade]]
|145
|145
|57 Mus
|57 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
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|[[frozen seal spine]]
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|140
|140
|55 Mus
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|140
|140
|100 Mus
|100 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
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|[[broken sword]]
|[[broken sword]]
|135
|135
|52 Mus
|52 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
Line 453: Line 452:
|[[rave whistle]]
|[[rave whistle]]
|135
|135
|52 Mox
|52 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
|
|
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|[[star boomerang]]
|[[star boomerang]]
|135
|135
|52 Mox
|52 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed boomerang
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
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|[[star stiletto]]
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|135
|52 Mus
|52 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
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|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|130
|130
|50 Mus
|50 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
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|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|125
|125
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 489: Line 488:
|[[curmudgel]]
|[[curmudgel]]
|125
|125
|47 Mus
|47 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 497: Line 496:
|[[pitchfork]]
|[[pitchfork]]
|125
|125
|47 Mus
|47 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
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|[[potato pistol]]
|[[potato pistol]]
|120
|120
|45 Mox
|45 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
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|[[Ruby Rod]]
|[[Ruby Rod]]
|120
|120
|40 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed rod
|1-handed rod
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
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|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|120
|120
|45 Mys
|45 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[lupine sword]]
|[[lupine sword]]
|115
|115
|42 Mus
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[serpentine sword]]
|[[serpentine sword]]
|115
|115
|42 Mus
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|110
|110
|40 Mys
|40 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
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|[[mannequin leg]]
|[[mannequin leg]]
|110
|110
|40 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| 
| 
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|[[can of fake snow]]
|[[can of fake snow]]
|100
|100
|35 Mox
|35 Moxie
|1-handed can
|1-handed can
|
|
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|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
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|[[elven whittling knife]]
|[[elven whittling knife]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|Does extra damage on criticals
|Does extra damage on criticals
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|[[infernal toilet brush]]
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[Mafia violin case]]
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|100
|100
|35 Mys
|35 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
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|[[prehistoric spear]]
|[[prehistoric spear]]
|100
|100
|35 Mox
|35 Moxie
|1-handed throwing spear
|1-handed throwing spear
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
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|[[spiked femur]]
|[[spiked femur]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
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|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 749: Line 748:
|[[time sword]]
|[[time sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 757: Line 756:
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
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|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|90
|90
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
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|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|90
|90
|30 Mox
|30 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
Line 794: Line 793:
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|90
|90
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
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|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|90
|90
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[grass whistle]]
|[[grass whistle]]
|90
|90
|35 Mox
|35 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
|
|
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|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
|90
|90
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|90
|90
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[huge spoon]]
|[[huge spoon]]
|90
|90
|30 Mys
|30 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
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|[[kneecapping stick]]
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|90
|90
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|90
|90
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 862: Line 861:
|[[vorpal blade]]
|[[vorpal blade]]
|90
|90
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 870: Line 869:
|[[magic whistle]]
|[[magic whistle]]
|85
|85
|27 Mox
|27 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
|
|
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|[[clockwork crossbow]]
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
|80
|80
|25 Mox
|25 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
Line 887: Line 886:
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 896: Line 895:
|[[grass blade]]
|[[grass blade]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 904: Line 903:
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|80
|80
|25 Mys
|25 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
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|[[lead yo-yo]]
|[[lead yo-yo]]
|80
|80
|25 Mox
|25 Moxie
|1-handed yoyo
|1-handed yoyo
| 
| 
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|[[savory sword]]
|[[savory sword]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
Line 922: Line 921:
|[[severed flipper]]
|[[severed flipper]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|80
|80
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
Line 939: Line 938:
|[[chopsticks]]
|[[chopsticks]]
|75
|75
|23 Mys
|23 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[sword of static]]
|[[sword of static]]
|75
|75
|22 Mus
|22 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 956: Line 955:
|[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
|[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
|75
|75
|22 Mox
|22 Moxie
|1-handed frisbee
|1-handed frisbee
|
|
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|[[double-barreled sling]]
|[[double-barreled sling]]
|70
|70
|20 Mox
|20 Moxie
|1-handed sling
|1-handed sling
|
|
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|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|70
|70
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|70
|70
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[hippy bongo]]
|[[hippy bongo]]
|70
|70
|20 Mox
|20 Moxie
|1-handed drum
|1-handed drum
| +5 {{element|Stench}}
| +5 {{element|Stench}}
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|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|70
|70
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[finger cymbals]]
|[[finger cymbals]]
|65
|65
|17 Mox
|17 Moxie
|1-handed cymbals
|1-handed cymbals
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
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|[[grease gun]]
|[[grease gun]]
|65
|65
|17 Mox
|17 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
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|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[cardboard sword]]
|[[cardboard sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[filthy pestle]]
|[[filthy pestle]]
|60
|60
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
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|[[flaming crutch]]
|[[flaming crutch]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
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|[[knob bugle]]
|[[knob bugle]]
|60
|60
|15 Mox
|15 Moxie
|1-handed horn
|1-handed horn
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
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|[[muculent machete]]
|[[muculent machete]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[ratarang]]
|[[ratarang]]
|60
|60
|15 Mox
|15 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed boomerang
|
|
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|[[sabre teeth]]
|[[sabre teeth]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
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|[[styrofoam sword]]
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|55
|55
|12 Mox
|12 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,101: Line 1,100:
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|50
|50
|10 Mys
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
Line 1,111: Line 1,110:
|[[balloon sword]]
|[[balloon sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,119: Line 1,118:
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,128: Line 1,127:
|[[can of maces]]
|[[can of maces]]
|50
|50
|10 Mox
|10 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,136: Line 1,135:
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
Line 1,151: Line 1,150:
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed mace
|1-handed mace
|
|
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|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|50
|50
|10 Mys
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[pestoblade]]
|[[pestoblade]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[pixel boomerang]]
|[[pixel boomerang]]
|50
|50
|10 Mox
|10 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed boomerang
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[pixel sword]]
|[[pixel sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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|[[tambourine]]
|[[tambourine]]
|50
|50
|10 Mox
|10 Moxie
|1-handed drum
|1-handed drum
|
|
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|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|50
|50
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[basic meat spork]]
|[[basic meat spork]]
|45
|45
|7 Mys
|7 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
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|[[curdflinger]]
|[[curdflinger]]
|45
|45
|7 Mox
|7 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
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|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|40
|40
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|40
|40
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
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|[[starchy crossbow]]
|[[starchy crossbow]]
|40
|40
|5 Mox
|5 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
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|[[starchy sword]]
|[[starchy sword]]
|40
|40
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
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|[[suede shortsword]]
|[[suede shortsword]]
|40
|40
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| 
| 
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|[[white sword]]
|[[white sword]]
|40
|40
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
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|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|35
|35
|2 Mus
|2 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|35
|35
|2 Mus
|2 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| 
| 
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|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|35
|35
|2 Mus
|2 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
| 
| 
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|[[jack flapper]]
|[[jack flapper]]
|35
|35
|2 Mys
|2 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
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|[[obsidian dagger]]
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|30
|30
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|10
|10
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|10
|10
|75 Mys
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|10
|10
|200 Mys
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|10
|10
|125 Mys
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|10
|10
|20 Mys
|20 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|10
|10
|125 Mys
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|10
|10
|125 Mys
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|10
|10
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|10
|10
|15 Mys
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|10
|10
|75 Mys
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|10
|10
|25 Mys
|25 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|10
|10
|125 Mys
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|10
|10
|125 Mys
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
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|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|10
|10
|150 Mys
|150 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
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|-
|}
|}


{{EquipmentList}}
{{EquipmentList}}

Revision as of 23:27, 16 January 2011

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One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for Off-hand Items and dual-wielding. However, note that while melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together, ranged types can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.

All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are ranged weapons. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.

The Disembodied Hand familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of Chefstaves), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
7-inch discus 200 85 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 200 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
brand new key 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Muscle 1-handed club
cursed cutlass 200 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
diabolical crossbow 200 150 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
  • Slime Hates It
  • +30 Spooky Damage
  • +2% Critical Hit Chance
fish scimitar 200 85 Muscle 1-handed scimitar
Frosty's arm 200 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's snowball sack 200 200 Moxie 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 200 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
octopus's spade 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
pernicious cudgel 200 150 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty piece of rebar 200 85 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty speargun 200 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
skate blade 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
slime-covered club 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
teflon spatula 200 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
velcro broadsword 200 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 200 85 Moxie 1-handed flail
duct tape sword 195 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
beer bong 190 80 Moxie 1-handed bong
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
war tongs 180 75 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lead pipe 175 72 Muscle 1-handed club
toy ray gun 175 72 Moxie 1-handed pistol
giant foam finger 170 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
dwarvish war mattock 165 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
happiness 165 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
black sword 160 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
giant cactus quill 160 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
pointed stick 160 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
x-37 gun 160 65 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 160 65 Moxie 1-handed yoyo
C.H.U.M. knife 150 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
grassy cutlass 150 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Bonus Weapon Damage +11
Grimacite gat 150 40 Moxie 1-handed gun
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
rainbow crossbow 150 60 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
star spatula 150 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin 150 60 Moxie 1-handed violin
batblade 145 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Bonus Weapon Damage +15
frozen seal spine 140 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
broken sword 135 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
rave whistle 135 52 Moxie 1-handed whistle
star boomerang 135 52 Moxie 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 135 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 125 47 Muscle 1-handed club
pitchfork 125 47 Muscle 1-handed spear Bonus Weapon Damage +9
potato pistol 120 45 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Ruby Rod 120 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
silver shrimp fork 120 45 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lupine sword 115 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
serpentine sword 115 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
iron pasta spoon 110 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
mannequin leg 110 40 Muscle 1-handed club
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
can of fake snow 100 35 Moxie 1-handed can
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 100 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls 100 None 1-handed euphemisms
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Mafia violin case 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
Periodical Paintbrush 100 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
prehistoric spear 100 35 Moxie 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
spiked femur 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 100 None 1-handed superball
stinky cheese sword 100 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 100 None 1-handed knife
sugar shotgun 100 None 1-handed pistol
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
grass whistle 90 35 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Muscle 1-handed club
huge spoon 90 30 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
kneecapping stick 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
magic whistle 85 27 Moxie 1-handed whistle
clockwork crossbow 80 25 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 80 25 Muscle 1-handed club
grass blade 80 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 80 25 Moxie 1-handed yoyo  
savory sword 80 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 80 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
chopsticks 75 23 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
sword of static 75 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
ultimate ultimate frisbee 75 22 Moxie 1-handed frisbee
double-barreled sling 70 20 Moxie 1-handed sling
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
hippy bongo 70 20 Moxie 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Muscle 1-handed club
finger cymbals 65 17 Moxie 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
grease gun 65 17 Moxie 1-handed pistol
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Muscle 1-handed club
filthy pestle 60 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
knob bugle 60 15 Moxie 1-handed horn Delevels on hit
muculent machete 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
ratarang 60 15 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 60 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Bonus Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
boxing glove on a spring 55 12 Moxie 1-handed club
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
balloon sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Muscle 1-handed club
can of maces 50 10 Moxie 1-handed club
dripping meat sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 50 None 1-handed pistol
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
Pasta of Peril 50 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 50 10 Moxie 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 50 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
tambourine 50 10 Moxie 1-handed drum
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Muscle 1-handed club
basic meat spork 45 7 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
curdflinger 45 7 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corruption 40 5 Muscle 1-handed club
dreadlock whip 40 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
starchy crossbow 40 5 Moxie 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy sword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
jack flapper 35 2 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
bone rattle 30 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Bonus Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Bonus Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
parasitic claw 30 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 30 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
shiny butcherknife 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spork 30 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
throwing wrench 30 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
cheap plastic blowgun 25 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
eggbeater 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
club of corruption 20 None 1-handed club
corn holder 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
dented harmonica 20 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin tongs 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
wumpus-hair whip 15 None 1-handed whip
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 10 None 1-handed knuckles
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 10 None 1-handed disco ball  
live wire 10 None 1-handed whip
pasta spoon 10 None 1-handed utensil  
saucepan 10 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
Spooky Putty snake 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Queso Escusado 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Black Kettle 10 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 10 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 10 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 10 25 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 10 150 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
Equipment Lists
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