Ranged weapons

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Ranged weapons, in contrast to melee weapons or Mysticality weapons, use Moxie to determine Hit Chance and 3/4 of one's Moxie to determine Weapon Damage. These weapons are affected by regular weapon damage modifiers as well as ranged modifiers. Also, ranged weapons cannot be dual-wielded with melee/Mysticality weapons. All ranged weapons receive a damage bonus from the Disco Fever skill.

Name	Damage	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
Great Wolf's rocket launcher	30-60	100 Moxie	2-handed bazooka	Ranged Damage +50 +20% Chance of Critical Hit Grants skill Fire Rocket
zombie accordion	30-60	250 Moxie	1-handed accordion	Ranged Damage +50 +5% Item Drops from Monsters Keep 1 additional song in your head (AT only)
7-inch discus	20-40	85 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5% Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
Chester's bag of candy	20-40	200 Moxie	2-handed ranged weapon	+30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10% Bonus for DBs only Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs
Coily™	20-40	200 Moxie	2-handed spring	Moxie +15% +10% Items from Monsters +25% Meat from Monsters Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
cozy bazooka	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed bazooka	Moxie +15% +20% Meat from Monsters Makes you a much better diver
deep six-shooter	20-40	85 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Ranged Damage +40 +6% chance of Critical Hit
diabolical crossbow	20-40	150 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
FDKOL fire hose	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed hose	+200 Cold Damage
fish bazooka	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed bazooka	Moxie +5% +10% Meat from Monsters
Frosty's snowball sack	20-40	200 Moxie	1-handed sack	+50 Cold Damage
giant fishhook	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed spear
Mer-kin dodgeball	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed dodgeball	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.*Muscle +10%*Moxie +10%
miniature deck cannon	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed handcannon	Ranged Damage +25 Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
rusty speargun	20-40	85 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	20-40	60 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Disco Bandit's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +15 +23% Meat from Monsters +15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
slime-covered speargun	20-40	200 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +50 Damage vs. Slimes 3x Critical Hit Chance
super-sweet boom box	20-40	75 Moxie	1-handed radio	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
The Trickster's Trikitixa	20-40	60 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Accordion Thief's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 +11% Item Drops from Monsters Special Attack: Extreme High Note Enables casting of 20-turn Accordion Thief buffs
Underworld flail	20-40	150 Moxie	2-handed flail	+10 Moxie Stat Gains from Fights Bonus Ranged Damage +30 Moxie +10%
velcro paddle ball	20-40	85 Moxie	1-handed flail	Moxie +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Accessory Items from Monsters
wolf whistle	20-40	85 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Grants skill Blow Wolf Whistle Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure +100 Sleaze Damage
Zim Merman's guitar	20-40	85 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +20
beer bong	19-38	80 Moxie	1-handed bong	+15 Stench Damage Monster Level +5
beer-a-pult	19-38	80 Moxie	3-handed catapult	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
fire poi	19-38	80 Moxie	2-handed flail	+15 Hot Damage Moxie +3
massive sitar	19-38	80 Moxie	2-handed sitar	Mysticality +12 Spell Damage +20
alarm accordion	18-36	75 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Combat Initiative +20% (AT only)
didgeridooka	18-36	75 Moxie	2-handed heavy blowgun	Moxie +9
toy ray gun	18-35	72 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+5 Hot Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
charming flute	17-34	70 Moxie	2-handed flute	Moxie +8 +20 Bonus Weapon Damage vs. Snakes
happiness	17-33	67 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+12 Hot Damage
peace accordion	17-34	70 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+12 Stench Damage (AT only)
star crossbow	17-33	67 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +8
accordionoid rocca	16-32	65 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) (AT only)
arse-shooting crossbow	16-32	65 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Grants skill Arse Shoot
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	16-32	65 Moxie	2-handed axe	Weapon Damage +16
jungle drum	16-32	65 Moxie	2-handed drum	+10 Spooky Damage So-So Spooky Resistance Combat Initiative -20%
magilaser blastercannon	16-31	62 Moxie	2-handed laser cannon	Bonus Ranged Damage +15 +5 Hot Damage
X-37 gun	16-32	65 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Attack damage in a random element Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo	16-32	65 Moxie	1-handed yoyo	2x Critical Hit Chance +1 Spooky Damage +1 Stench Damage +1 Hot Damage +1 Cold Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
a butt tuba	15-29	57 Moxie	2-handed horn	+15 Sleaze Damage
automatic catapult	15-30	60 Moxie	2-handed autopult
C.B.F.G.	15-30	60 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
Grimacite gat	15-30	40 Moxie	1-handed gun	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
pygmy concertinette	15-30	60 Moxie	1-handed accordion	Weapon Damage +10 (AT only)
rainbow crossbow	15-30	60 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
world's smallest violin	15-30	60 Moxie	1-handed violin	Bonus Ranged Damage +5 +5% Meat from Monsters +5 to Monster Level
acoustic guitarrr	14-28	55 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+8% Meat from Monsters
armgun	14-28	55 Moxie	2-handed machine gun	Weapon Damage + 10 +5% chance of Critical Hit
black kettle drum	14-28	55 Moxie	2-handed drum	Moxie +5 Maximum HP/MP +30
carob cannon	14-27	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Stench Damage
ghost accordion	14-28	55 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+5 Spooky Damage +15% Booze Drops from Monsters (AT only)
rave whistle	14-27	52 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Maximum HP +10 +10 Monster Level
star boomerang	14-27	52 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5
autocalliope	13-26	50 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Prismatic Damage +2 (AT only)
ga-ga radio	13-25	47 Moxie	2-handed radio	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Weapon Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
hand-carved bow	13-26	30 Moxie	2-handed bow	Moxie +10% Ranged Damage +10 Combat Initiative +20%
hot cross bow	13-26	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
lucky ball-and-chain	13-26	50 Moxie	2-handed flail
projectile icemaker	13-25	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
bone and arrows	12-24	45 Moxie	2-handed bow	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
chrome crossbow	12-24	45 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
non-Euclidean non-accordion	12-23	42 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Combat Initiative +15% (AT only)
ocarina of space	12-24	45 Moxie	2-handed flute	All Attributes +4 Bonus Ranged Damage +5 +2 Stat Gains from Fights
potato pistol	12-24	45 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
accordion of Jordion	11-21	37 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters (AT only)
asbestos crossbow	11-22	40 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Muscle +5
bone flute	11-22	40 Moxie	2-handed flute	+11 Spooky Damage
haunted paddle-ball	11-22	40 Moxie	1-handed flail	+5 to Monster Level +10 Spooky Damage
sack of doorknobs	11-22	40 Moxie	2-handed sack
bottle-rocket crossbow	10-20	None	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +15% +15% Meat from Monsters +10% Item Drops from Monsters Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
bounty-hunting rifle	10-20	25 Moxie	2-handed rifle	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Item Drops from Monsters
can of fake snow	10-20	35 Moxie	1-handed can	Part of the Arboreal Raiment +5 Cold Damage
flaming juggler's balls	10-20	None	1-handed euphemisms	+10 Hot Damage +2 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
goulauncher	10-20	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4 +5 Spooky Damage
ice nine	10-20	None	1-handed pistol	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure +30% Meat from Monsters +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
The Landscaper's leafblower	10-20	35 Moxie	2-handed leafblower	+1-25 Monster Level based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
linoleum crossbow	10-20	35 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
Loathing Legion double prism	10-20	None	1-handed prism	+2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Loathing Legion flamethrower	10-20	None	2-handed flamethrower	+20 Hot Damage Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Moonthril Longbow	10-20	40 Moxie	2-handed bow	Part of the Luniform Moxie +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
papier-mâchine gun	10-20	20 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Ranged Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
plastic guitar	10-20	35 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +15%
prehistoric spear	10-20	35 Moxie	1-handed throwing spear	2x Critical Hit Chance
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	10-20	None	1-handed crossbow	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	10-20	None	2-handed accordion	-1 MP to use Skills +5 Smithsness Moxie +X% (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness) Has a cool Cadenza (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
silent pea-shooter	10-20	35 Moxie	1-handed slingshot	+10 Sleaze Damage +5 Monster Level
Sneaky Pete's basket	10-20	None	1-handed basket	Quest item in an AoSP run*Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +10% +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Space Tourist Phaser	10-20	35 Moxie	1-handed pistol	This Phaser is set to Fun
Spooky Putty ball	10-20	None	1-handed superball	+10 Spooky Damage On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky Damage
sugar shotgun	10-20	None	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +50% Stunning on critical Breaks after 30 combats
tin drum	10-20	None	2-handed drum	Moxie +10% Prismatic Damage +3 +1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
anger blaster	9-17	30 Moxie	1-handed forearm replacement	+10 Hot Damage
Cerebral Crossbow	9-18	30 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
doubt cannon	9-17	30 Moxie	1-handed forearm replacement	Successful hit weakens opponent Grants skill Doubt Shackles
fear condenser	9-17	30 Moxie	1-handed forearm replacement	+10 Spooky Damage Grants skill Fear Vapor
grass whistle	9-18	35 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Moxie +6 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
magic whistle	9-17	27 Moxie	1-handed whistle	+4 Monster Level +1 Familiar Weight
pentatonic accordion	9-18	30 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+9 Cold Damage (AT only)
regret hose	9-17	30 Moxie	1-handed forearm replacement	Grants skill Tear Wave +10 Cold Damage
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	9-18	15 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +11 +10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to DB combat skills DB's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
Squeezebox of the Ages	9-18	15 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +15 AT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs Bonus for ATs only
4-dimensional guitar	8-16	50 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Ranged Damage +5 +10% chance of Critical Hit
boilgun	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed rifle	+8 Hot Damage Maximum MP +10
bone bandoneon	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+7 Spooky Damage (AT only)
bubble bauble bow	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
can cannon	8-15	22 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3 Weapon Damage +3
clockwork crossbow	8-16	25 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Ranged Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Successful hit weakens opponent on Critical hit
Crimbo ukulele	8-16	20 Moxie	2-handed guitar	+10% Items from Monsters
frigid hankyu	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	+6 Cold Damage Moxie +2
frigid hankyū	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed bow	+6 Cold Damage Moxie +2
goblin autoblowgun	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed blowgun	Bonus Ranged Damage +5 50% chance of poisoning opponent
lead yo-yo	8-16	25 Moxie	1-handed yo-yo
Meteoid ice beam	8-16	25 Moxie	1-handed gun	+20 Cold Damage +2% chance of Critical Hit On Critical: Freeze Opponent
quantum disintegrator pistol	8-15	22 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+15% Damage vs. Bugbears
savory crossbow	8-16	25 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +4
ultimate ultimate frisbee	8-15	22 Moxie	1-handed frisbee	Moxie +2 Bonus Ranged Damage +4
accord ion	7-14	20 Moxie	1-handed accordion	+5 Hot Damage (AT only)
double-barreled sling	7-14	20 Moxie	1-handed sling	+5 Sleaze Damage Slight Cold Resistance
finger cymbals	7-13	17 Moxie	1-handed cymbals	Maximum MP +20
grease gun	7-13	17 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
hippy bongo	7-14	20 Moxie	1-handed drum	+5 Stench Damage
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	7-14	20 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +5
repeating crossbow	7-13	17 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2 3x Critical Hit Chance
accordion file	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure (AT only)
boxing glove on a spring	6-11	12 Moxie	1-handed club	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +4 Combat Initiative +10%
bubblewrap crossbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
cardboard crossbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Weapon Damage +3
dense meat crossbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
eXtreme meat crossbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +7
infernal fife	6-11	12 Moxie	2-handed flute	+7 Hot Damage
knob bugle	6-12	15 Moxie	1-handed horn	Successful hit weakens opponent
ratarang	6-12	15 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +3 Pickpocketed item
slightly peevedbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed bow
styrofoam crossbow	6-12	15 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Monster Level +3
astral longbow	5-10	None	2-handed bow	Moxie +25% Ranged Damage +20 +30% Meat from Monsters
astral pistol	5-10	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +25% Ranged Damage +20 +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
bal-musette accordion	5-10	None	2-handed accordion	+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped (AT only)
Cajun accordion	5-10	None	2-handed accordion	Maximum HP/MP +15 (AT only)
can of maces	5-10	10 Moxie	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap plastic kazoo	5-10	10 Moxie	1-handed kazoo	+10 to Monster Level
curdflinger	5-9	7 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Successful hit weakens opponent
Disco Banjo	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +7 +3 damage to DB combat skills DB's Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
dripping meat crossbow	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +2
gift-a-pult	5-10	None	2-handed giftapult	Allows hurling of Gift Items
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	5-10	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +(9 - light) +2x (9 - light) Bonus Ranged Damage Super Accurate!
guancertina	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+4 Stench Damage (AT only)
office-supply crossbow	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Bonus Ranged Damage +3
pixel boomerang	5-10	10 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	+5% Items from Monsters
pottery yo-yo	5-10	None	1-handed yo-yo	+5 Hot Damage
quirky accordion	5-10	None	2-handed accordion	+5 to Monster Level (AT only)
Red Rover BB gun	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed gun	3x Critical Hit Chance On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes -10%) or your opponent's
Rock and Roll Legend	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +7 AT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes) Bonus for ATs only
Skipper's accordion	5-10	10 Moxie	2-handed accordion	+10% Pickpocket Chance Moxie +15% (AT only)
tambourine	5-10	10 Moxie	1-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
big bass drum	4-7	2 Moxie	2-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Damage Absorption +8
calavera concertina	4-8	5 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +3 Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
dueling banjo	4-8	5 Moxie	2-handed banjo	Moxie +4 +5 Monster Level
half-sized guitar	4-8	5 Moxie	2-handed guitar	Moxie +2 Bonus Ranged Damage +4
mama's squeezebox	4-8	5 Moxie	2-handed accordion	Moxie +3 (AT only)
pocket theremin	4-7	2 Moxie	2-handed theremin	+4 Spooky Damage
starchy crossbow	4-8	5 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
baritone accordion	3-6	None	2-handed accordion	Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure (AT only)
bone rattle	3-6	None	1-handed rattle	+4 Spooky Damage
cheap plastic blowgun	3-5	None	1-handed blowgun	50% chance of poisoning opponent
out-of-tune biwa	3-6	None	2-handed guitar	Bonus Ranged Damage +2
rubber band gun	3-6	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5
stone banjo	3-5	None	2-handed banjo	Moxie +1
throwing wrench	3-6	None	1-handed club	Delevels on hit
basic meat crossbow	2-4	5 Moxie	2-handed crossbow	Moxie +1
bonerang	2-4	None	1-handed boomerang	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
dented harmonica	2-4	None	1-handed horn	Mysticality +1
slingshot	2-4	None	2-handed slingshot
airblaster gun	1-2	None	1-handed pistol	Gives skill Air Blast in combat
antique accordion	1-2	None	2-handed accordion	None
disco ball	1-2	None	1-handed disco ball
stolen accordion	1-2	None	2-handed accordion	Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
toy accordion	1-2	None	2-handed accordion	None