Items by number
A listing of all of the items in order of number.
1 - 99
1. seal-clubbing club
2. seal tooth
3. helmet turtle
4. scroll of turtle summoning
5. pasta spoon
6. ravioli hat
7. saucepan
8. spices
9. disco mask
10. disco ball
11. stolen accordion
12. mariachi pants
13.
14. moxie weed
15. strongness elixir
16. magicalness-in-a-can
17. spicy noodles
18. tortoise's blessing
19. asparagus knife
20. Kentucky-style derby
21. sweet ninja sword
22. studded leather boxer shorts
23. chewing gum on a string
24. ten-leaf clover
25. meat paste
26. the Dolphin King's map
27. spider web
28. really sticky spider web
29. really really sticky spider web
30. big rock
31. seal-toothed rock
32. Bjorn's Hammer
33. snorkel
34. the Dolphin King's crown
35. Knob Goblin scimitar
36. Knob Goblin tongs
37. viking helmet
38. Knob Goblin pants
39. pretty flower
40. casino pass
41. ice-cold beer
42. hermit permit
43. worthless trinket
44. worthless gewgaw
45. worthless knick-knack
46. wooden figurine
47. hot buttered roll
48. heart of rock and roll
49. bowl of cottage cheese
50. Rock and Roll Legend
51. Knob Goblin Uberpants
52. banjo strings
53. stone banjo
54. Disco Banjo
55. jabanero pepper
56. heavy hot sauce
57. 5-Alarm Saucepan
58. turtle factory
59. slingshot
60. Turtleslinger
61. fortune cookie
62. oriole-feather headdress
63. action figure head
64. action figure body
65. Mighty Bjorn action figure
66. golden twig
67. spaghetti with rock-balls
68. Pasta of Peril
69. newbiesport tent
70. bar skin
71. wooden stakes
72. barskin hat
73. barskin tent
74. Spooky Temple map
75. spooky sapling
76. Spooky-Gro fertilizer
77. spooky stick
78. pretty bouquet
79. bugbear bungguard
80. fairy gravy
81. ice-cold beer
82. rusty L-shaped piece of metal
83. crusty L-shaped piece of metal
84. locked orcish meat locker
85. empty orcish meat locker
86. T-bone key
87. meat from yesterday
88. meat stack
89. sword hilt
90. helmet recipe
91. pants kit
92. meatsmithing guide
93. basic meat sword
94. basic meat pants
95. basic meat helmet
96. bling-bling
97. pimpin' meat hat
98. dried face
99. meat face
100 - 199
100. lifeless meat doll
101. meat golem
102. spooky shrunken head
103. spooky staff
104. spooky scarecrow
105. bowl of lucky charms
106. ketchup
107. catsup
108. big stick
109. crossbow string
110. basic meat staff
111. basic meat crossbow
112. meatloaf helmet
113. dripping meat sword
114. dripping meat staff
115. dripping meat crossbow
116. Bugfinder Blade
117. Gnollish plunger
118. spring
119. sprocket
120. cog
121. sprocket assembly
122. cog and sprocket assembly
123. Gnollish flyswatter
124. empty meat tank
125. full meat tank
126. meat engine
127. Gnollish autoplunger
128. sticky meat pants
129. Gnollish nunchaku
130. enchanted eyepatch
131. frilly skirt
132. meat maid body
133. KoL Certificate Of Participation
134. bitchin' meatcar
135. sweet rims
136. tires
137. dope wheels
138. ice-cold six-pack
139. valuable trinket
140. dingy planks
141. dingy dinghy
142. anticheese
143. cottage
144. stone of eXtreme power
145. barbed-wire fence
146. dinghy plans
147. eXtreme meat sword
148. eXtreme meat staff
149. eXtreme meat crossbow
150. The Scalp of Gorgolok
151. Elder Turtle Shell
152. The Colander of Em-er'il
153. Ancient Saucehelm
154. Disco 'Fro Pick
155. El Sombrero De Lopez
156. guild application
157. E-Z Cook Oven
158. Gnollish pie tin
159. wad of dough
160. pie crust
161. ghuol egg
162. ghuol egg quiche
163. skeleton bone
164. smart skull
165. skewer
166. ghuol ears
167. ghuol-ear kabob
168. bone rattle
169. bugbear beanie
170. lihc eye
171. lihc eye pie
172. gnoll lips
173. taco shell
174. Gnollish casserole dish
175. uncooked chorizo
176. disembodied brain
177. brainy skull
178. detective skull
179. chorizo taco
180. ice-cold fotie
181. baseball
182. batgut
183. bat wing
184. briefcase
185. fat stacks of cash
186. enchanted bean
187. loose teeth
188. bat guano
189. guano coffee cup
190. guild pants
191. Boss Bat bandana
192. batskin belt
193. birthday candle
194. Mr. Accessory
195. eXtreme nose ring
196. disassembled clover
197. rat whisker
198. rat appendix
199. shiny ring
200 - 299
200. rat appendix-kabob
201. bat wing kabob
202. carob chunks
203. herbs
204. carob chunk cookies
205. secret blend of herbs and spices
206. piercing post
207. hippy herbal tea
208. patchouli incense stick
209. wad of tofu
210. Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
211. decorative fountain
212. windchimes
213. filthy corduroys
214. filthy knitted dread sack
215. uncle jick's brownie mix
216. carob brownies
217. herb brownies
218. hemp bracelet
219. necklace chain
220. gnoll teeth
221. gnoll-tooth necklace
222. phat turquoise bead
223. phat turquoise bracelet
224. eyepatch
225. tofu casserole
226. can of red minotaur
227. Kentucky-fried meat sword
228. Kentucky-fried meat staff
229. kentucky-fried meat crossbow
230. dead guy's watch
231. Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
232. Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
233. Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
234. Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
235. Bigger Bugfinder Blade
236. cocktailcrafting kit
237. bottle of gin
238. bottle of vodka
239. orcish baseball cap
240. orcish cargo shorts
241. homoerotic frat-paddle
242. orange
243. grapefruit
244. grapes
245. olive
246. tomato
247. fermenting powder
248. salty dog
249. bloody mary
250. screwdriver
251. martini
252. bloody beer
253. shot of orange schnapps
254. shot of grapefruit schnapps
255. fine wine
256. shot of tomato schnapps
257. extra-spicy bloody mary
258. dense meat stack
259. whitesnake skin
260. white castle fries
261. white castle burger
262. piece of wedding cake
263. white chocolate chips
264. white chocolate chip cookies
265. white satin pants
266. white lightning
267. mullet wig
268. meat cowboy hat
269. white sword
270. white picket fence
271. enchanted barbell
272. concentrated magicalness pill
273. giant moxie weed
274. familiar-gro terrarium
275. mosquito larva
276. leprechaun hatchling
277. extra-strength strongness elixir
278. jug-o-magicalness
279. suntan lotion of moxiousness
280. pick-o-matic lockpicks
281. gasmask
282. boris's key
283. jarlsberg's key
284. sneaky pete's key
285. walrus-tusk earring
286. ring of half-assed regeneration
287. boris's ring
288. potato sprout
289. jarlsberg's earring
290. sneaky pete's breath spray
291. can of maces
292. rubber axe
293. chef's hat
294. pail
295. demonskin trousers
296. dungeoneer's dungarees
297. single-minty gum
298. double-minty gum
299. triple-minty gum
300 - 399
300. quadruple-minty gum
301. flat dough
302. knob sausage
303. knob mushroom
304. dry noodles
305. Knob Goblin harem pants
306. Knob Goblin harem veil
307. Knob Goblin perfume
308. Knob Goblin elite helm
309. Knob Goblin elite pants
310. Knob Goblin elite polearm
311. beans
312. Knob Goblin visor
313. Crown of the Goblin King
314. bean burrito
315. spicy bean burrito
316. insanely spicy bean burrito
317. enchanted bean burrito
318. spicy enchanted bean burrito
319. insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
320. bat haggis
321. menudo
322. goat cheese
323. plain pizza
324. sausage pizza
325. goat cheese pizza
326. mushroom pizza
327. goat
328. bottle of whiskey
329. goat beard
330. glass of goat's milk
331. white canadian
332. lemon
333. lime
334. sabre teeth
335. sabre-toothed lime cub
336. consolation ribbon
337. big ol' trophy
338. tenderizing hammer
339. cobb's knob lab key
340. Knob Goblin steroids
341. Knob Goblin love potion
342. Knob Goblin stink bomb
343. Knob Goblin sharpening spray
344. Knob Goblin seltzer
345. Knob Goblin superseltzer
346. scrumptious reagent
347. Dyspepsi-Cola
348. cold ninja mask
349. icy katana hilt
350. hot katana blade
351. icy-hot katana
352. ninja hot pants
353. frigid ninja stars
354. frozen nunchaku
355. eXtreme scarf
356. snowboarder pants
357. Mountain Stream soda
358. gr8ps
359. t8r tots
360. miner's helmet
361. miner's pants
362. 7-foot dwarven mattock
363. linoleum ore
364. asbestos ore
365. chrome ore
366. linoleum sword hilt
367. linoleum stick
368. linoleum crossbow string
369. asbestos sword hilt
370. asbestos stick
371. asbestos crossbow string
372. chrome sword hilt
373. chrome stick
374. chrome crossbow string
375. linoleum meat stack
376. asbestos meat stack
377. chrome meat stack
378. linoleum sword
379. linoleum staff
380. linoleum crossbow
381. asbestos sword
382. asbestos staff
383. asbestos crossbow
384. chrome sword
385. chrome staff
386. chrome crossbow
387. fuzzy dice
388. yeti fur
389. meaty helmet turtle
390. asbestos helmet turtle
391. linoleum helmet turtle
392. chrome helmet turtle
393. penguin skin
394. yak skin
395. hippopotamus skin
396. penguin shorts
397. yakskin pants
398. hippopotamus pants
399. eXtreme mittens
400 - 499
400. roll of drink tickets
401. knob kitchen grab-bag
402. swashbuckling pants
403. stuffed shoulder parrot
404. acoustic guitarrr
405. sunken chest
406. pirate pelvis
407. pirate skull
408. spooky pirate skeleton
409. vial of patchouli oil
410. sk8board
411. charrrm
412. barrrnacle
413. charrrm bracelet
414. crowbarrr
415. leotarrrd
416. safarrri hat
417. henna tattoo
418. arse-a'fire elixir
419. orangish aphrodisiac
420. grapefruit juice of powerful power
421. wrath serum
422. drab potion
423. tomato smoothie
424. cosmic lemonade
425. equilibrium juice
426. potion of temporary gr8tness
427. box
428. nothing-in-the-box
429. beanbag chair
430. acid-squirting flower
431. clown shoes
432. bloody clown pants
433. long skinny balloon
434. balloon helmet
435. balloon sword
436. balloon monkey
437. chef skull
438. chef-in-the-box
439. bartender skull
440. bartender-in-the-box
441. chef-skull-in-the-box
442. bartender-skull-in-the-box
443. beer lens
444. beer goggles
445. box-in-the-box
446. nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
447. box-in-the-box-in-the-box
448. foolscap fool's cap
449. big red clown nose
450. pretentious paintbrush
451. pretentious paint
452. disease
453. sober pill
454. rusty screwdriver
455. jumbo olive
456. dry martini
457. ye olde golde frontes
458. continuum transfunctioner
459. white pixel
460. black pixel
461. red pixel
462. green pixel
463. blue pixel
464. red pixel potion
465. blue pixel potion
466. green pixel potion
467. purple pixel pie
468. ruby w
469. wussiness potion
470. imp ale
471. hot wing
472. diamond-studded cane
473. flaming crutch
474. cast
475. leather mask
476. hellion cube
477. infernal insoles
478. evil golden arch
479. dodecagram
480. box of birthday candles
481. eldritch butterknife
482. mr. container+c51
483. newbiesport backpack
484. hemp backpack
485. snakehead charrrm
486. talisman o' nam
487. arrrgyle socks
488. guitar pick
489. drab sonata
490. mesh cap
491. enormous belt buckle
492. leather chaps
493. ketchup hound
494. batblade
495. catgut
496. cat appendix
497. gnatwing
498. papaya
499. denim axe
500 - 599
500. Elf Farm Raffle ticket
501. Elfin shortbread
502. pagoda plans
503. skewered cat appendix
504. evil golden arches
505. gnatwing earring
506. hell broth
507. heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
508. heavy metal sonata
509. Hey Deze nuts
510. Boris's key lime
511. Jarlsberg's key lime
512. Sneaky Pete's key lime
513. Boris's key lime pie
514. Jarlsberg's key lime pie
515. Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
516. Hey Deze map
517. bejeweled accordion strap
518. magical mystery juice
519. moxie magnet
520. strange leaflet
521. kickback cookbook
522. one-winged stab bat
523. rewinged stab bat
524. papaya sling
525. grue egg
526. Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
527. volleyball
528. blood-faced volleyball
529. fertilized ghuol egg
530. spray paint
531. special sauce glove
532. ladle of mystery
533. gnollish toolbox
534. abridged dictionary
535. bridge
536. dictionary
537. pr0n legs
538. f3d0r4
539. lowercase N
540. Tasty Fun Good rice candy
541. draggin' ball hat
542. 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
543. Trollhouse cookies
544. flaming talons
545. spam witch sammich
546. meat vortex
547. 334 scroll
548. 668 scroll
549. 30669 scroll
550. 33398 scroll
551. 64067 scroll
552. 64735 scroll
553. 31337 scroll
554. pr0n cocktail
555. drywall axe
556. pine-fresh air freshener
557. whiskey and cola
558. papaya taco
559. razor-sharp can lid
560. stalk of asparagus
561. pregnant mushroom
562. ratgut
563. sonar-in-a-biscuit
564. mad train wine
565. dirty hobo gloves
566. bum cheek
567. hermit script
568. Double Bacon Beelzeburger
569. Lord of the Flies-Sized Fries
570. Brimstone Chicken Sandwich
571. Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
572. Childrens' Meal of the Damned
573. delicious noodles
574. delicious spicy noodles
575. painful penne pasta
576. ravioli della hippy
577. pr0n m4nic0tti
578. hell ramen
579. boring spaghetti
580. sauce of the ages
581. fancy schmancy cheese sauce
582. himalayan hidalgo sauce
583. fettucini inconnu
584. spaghetti with skullheads
585. gnocchetti di nietzsche
586. ridiculously huge sword
587. super-spikey hair gel
588. soft green echo eyedrop antidote
589. cocoa eggshell fragment
590. large cocoa eggshell fragment
591. cocoa egg
592. tiny house
593. phonics down
594. amulet of extreme plot significance
595. scroll of drastic healing
596. titanium assault umbrella
597. mohawk wig
598. the slug lord's map
599. pants of the slug lord
600 - 699
600. Dr. Hobo's scalpel
601. Dr. Hobo's map
602. degrassi knoll shopping list
603. item #13
604. Penultimate Fantasy chest
605. Tissue Paper Immateria
606. Tin Foil Immateria
607. Gauze Immateria
608. Plastic Wrap Immateria
609. S.O.C.K.
610. procrastination potion
611. heavy D
612. original G
613. plot hole
614. probability potion
615. chaos butterfly
616. furry fur
617. Angry Farmer candy
618. Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
619. giant needle
620. thin black candle
621. Warm Subject gift certificate
622. awful poetry journal
623. WA
624. NG
625. wang
626. Wand of Nagamar
627. ND
628. metallic A
629. glowing red eye
630. photoprotoneutron torpedo
631. furry pants
632. disturbing fanfic
633. wolf mask
634. cool whip
635. little paper umbrella
636. meat globe
637. cheap toaster
638. asshat
639. abominable snowcone
640. ent cider
641. toast
642. skeleton key
643. skeleton key ring
644. Crimbo pressie
645. wrapping paper
646. fruitcake
647. present
648. crimbo sword
649. crimbo hat
650. crimbo pants
651. exclusive ultra-rare item
652. quantum egg
653. intragalactic rowboat
654. star
655. line
656. star chart
657. star sword
658. star crossbow
659. star staff
660. star pants
661. star hat
662. star buckler
663. star throwing star
664. star starfish
665. richard's star key
666. steaming evil
667. giant castle map
668. spiked femur
669. ghuol guolash
670. lihc face
671. grave robbing shovel
672. cranberries
673. vodka and cranberry
674. whiskey sour
675. skull of the Bonerdagon
676. dragonbone belt buckle
677. badass belt
678. chest of the Bonerdagon
679. roll in the hay
680. slap and tickle
681. slip 'n' slide
682. a little sump'm sump'm
683. horizontal tango
684. pink pony
685. mr. shirt
686. enchanted brass knuckles
687. blood of the wereseal
688. pixel hat
689. pixel pants
690. pixel sword
691. digital key
700 - 799
723. knoll mushroom
724. spooky mushroom
725. one million meat pancakes
726. huge mirror shard
727. hedge maze puzzle
728. hedge maze key
729. fishbowl
730. fishtank
731. fish hose
732. hosed tank
733. hosed fishbowl
734. makeshift scuba gear
735. easter egg balloon
736. stone tablet (sinister strumming)
737. stone tablet (squeezings of woe)
738. stone tablet (really evil rhythm)
739. tambourine bells
740. tambourine
741. broken skull
742. shroomkabob
743. stuffed spooky mushroom
744. can of hair spray
745.
746. stat script
747. knob goblin firecracker
748. gourd potion
749-757. unimplemented items
758. ghost cucumber
759. dill
760. vinegar
761. brine
762. especially salty dog
763. ghostly pickling solution
764. spectral pickle
765. briny vinegar
766. ghost pickle on a stick
767. dill potion
768. spork
769.
770. basic meat fez
771. tassel
772. foon
773. basic meat spork
774. basic meat foon
775. yeti protest sign
776. kneecapping stick
777. iron pasta spoon
778. support cummerbund
779. mob penguin cellular phone
780. scroll of pasta summoning
781. mafia aria
782. Mr. Exploiter
783. Villa document
784. acqua del piatto merlot
785. mystery raffle ticket; mystery raffle ticket #2; mystery raffle ticket #3; mystery raffle ticket #4; mystery raffle ticket #5
786. strawberry
787. bottle of rum
788. strawberry daiquiri
789. rum and cola
790. grog
791. mafia bow tie
792. golden mr
793. potion of chalky equality
794. alarming strawberry juice
795. acque luride grezze cabernet
796. cement shoes
797. rockin' wagon
798. ocean motion
799. fuzzbump
