Meatsmithing Discoveries

A list of all meatsmithing-made items in the game, listed by discovery type.

There are 294 known meatsmithing recipes.

Armor: Accessories

Boot recipes require Armorcraftiness

5 Recipes

	clownskin belt big red clown nose + clown skin		shin gourds pumpkin + pumpkin
	velcro boots velcro ore + waterlogged bootstraps		vinyl boots vinyl ore + waterlogged bootstraps
	white belt white snake skin + enormous belt buckle

Armor: Advanced Accessories

Requires Armorcraftiness

7 Recipes

	black belt enormous belt buckle + black snake skin		furry green earmuffs furry green turtle + furry green turtle
	knobby kneepads knobby helmet turtle + knobby helmet turtle		ratskin belt enormous belt buckle + leathery rat skin
	reinforced furry underpants bar skin + skeletortoise		spiky turtle shoulderpads hedgeturtle + hedgeturtle
	teflon swim fins teflon ore + waterlogged bootstraps

Armor: Advanced Hats

Requires Armorcraftiness

17 Recipes

	ancient turtle shell helmet basic meat helmet + ancient turtle shell		asbestos helmet turtle asbestos ore + meaty helmet turtle
	bat hat basic meat helmet + leathery bat skin		black cowboy hat basic meat helmet + black snake skin
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban bubblewrap ore + bottlecap turtle		catskin cap basic meat helmet + leathery cat skin
	chrome helmet turtle chrome ore + meaty helmet turtle		eelskin hat basic meat helmet + eel skin
	floaty rock helmet basic meat helmet + floaty rock		linoleum helmet turtle linoleum ore + meaty helmet turtle
	lynyrdskin cap helmet recipe + lynyrd skin		meaty helmet turtle helmet turtle + dense meat stack
	nasty rat mask basic meat helmet + leathery rat skin		samurai turtle helmet basic meat helmet + samurai turtle
	spiky turtle helmet basic meat helmet + hedgeturtle		sponge helmet basic meat helmet + slab of sponge
	yak toupee basic meat helmet + yak skin

Armor: Advanced Pants

Requires Armorcraftiness

20 Recipes

	eelskin pants pants kit + eel skin		floaty rock pants basic meat pants + floaty rock
	furry kilt furry fur + skirt / kilt kit		furry pants pants kit + furry fur
	furry skirt furry fur + skirt / kilt kit		gnauga hide chaps pants kit + gnauga hide
	gnauga hide kilt gnauga hide + skirt / kilt kit		gnauga hide skirt gnauga hide + skirt / kilt kit
	hippopotamus kilt hippopotamus skin + skirt / kilt kit		hippopotamus pants pants kit + hippopotamus skin
	hippopotamus skirt hippopotamus skin + skirt / kilt kit		lynyrdskin breeches pants kit + lynyrd skin
	penguin shorts pants kit + penguin skin		penguinskin mini-kilt penguin skin + skirt / kilt kit
	penguinskin mini-skirt penguin skin + skirt / kilt kit		pink pinkslip slip Mer-kin pinkslip + Mer-kin pinkslip
	square sponge pants basic meat pants + slab of sponge		yakskin kilt yak skin + skirt / kilt kit
	yakskin pants pants kit + yak skin		yakskin skirt yak skin + skirt / kilt kit

Armor: Advanced Shields

Requires Armorcraftiness

4 Recipes

	eelskin shield eel skin + meat shield		painted shield meat shield + painted turtle
	spiky turtle shield meat shield + hedgeturtle		spongy shield slab of sponge + meat shield

Armor: Advanced Shirts

1 Recipes

lynyrdskin tunic shirt kit + lynyrd skin

Armor: Cloaks

1 Recipes

barskin cloak bar skin + shirt kit

Armor: Hats

18 Recipes

	barskin hat bar skin + basic meat helmet		basic meat fez basic meat helmet + tassel
	basic meat helmet meat stack + helmet recipe		bowler helmet recipe + bow
	clown wig basic meat helmet + clown skin		Crimbo hat helmet recipe + wrapping paper
	demon-horned hat basic meat helmet + demon skin		enchantlers basic meat helmet + ram horns
	fez of etymology basic meat fez + facsimile dictionary		grass hat helmet recipe + fake plastic grass
	meat cowboy hat basic meat helmet + white snake skin		meatloaf helmet basic meat helmet + ketchup
	meatloaf helmet basic meat helmet + catsup		pimpin' meat hat basic meat helmet + dope gangsta bling-bling
	raspberry beret basic meat helmet + raspberry		sequined fez basic meat fez + teeny-tiny ninja stars
	time helmet helmet recipe + petrified time		Tropical Crimbo Hat helmet recipe + tropical wrapping paper

Armor: Pants

15 Recipes

	barskin loincloth bar skin + pants kit		basic meat kilt meat stack + skirt / kilt kit
	basic meat pants meat stack + pants kit		basic meat skirt meat stack + skirt / kilt kit
	bowlegged pants pants kit + bow		Crimbo pants pants kit + wrapping paper
	demonskin trousers pants kit + demon skin		grass skirt skirt / kilt kit + fake plastic grass
	sticky meat kilt really really sticky spider web + basic meat kilt		sticky meat kilt really really sticky spider web + basic meat skirt
	sticky meat pants really really sticky spider web + basic meat pants		sticky meat skirt really really sticky spider web + basic meat skirt
	tighty whiteys pants kit + white snake skin		time trousers pants kit + petrified time
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts pants kit + tropical wrapping paper

Armor: Shields

Requires Armorcraftiness

16 Recipes

	barskin buckler bar skin + buckler buckle		cardboard box turtle cardboard ore + box turtle
	catskin buckler buckler buckle + leathery cat skin		clownskin buckler buckler buckle + clown skin
	demon buckler buckler buckle + demon skin		gnauga hide buckler buckler buckle + gnauga hide
	hippo skin buckler hippopotamus skin + buckler buckle		meat shield dense meat stack + buckler buckle
	penguin skin buckler penguin skin + buckler buckle		sebaceous shield bum cheek + sewer turtle
	six-rainbow shield wonderwall shield + prismatic wad		teflon shield teflon ore + rusty valve wheel
	tortoboggan shield tortoboggan + tortoboggan		velcro shield velcro ore + rusty valve wheel
	vinyl shield vinyl ore + rusty valve wheel		yakskin buckler yak skin + buckler buckle

Armor: Shirts

Requires Armorcraftiness and Torso Awaregness

8 Recipes

	bat-ass leather jacket shirt kit + leathery bat skin		clownskin harness clown skin + shirt kit
	demonskin jacket demon skin + shirt kit		gnauga hide vest gnauga hide + shirt kit
	hipposkin poncho hippopotamus skin + shirt kit		tuxedo shirt penguin skin + shirt kit
	white snakeskin duster white snake skin + shirt kit		yak anorak yak skin + shirt kit

Campground Items

1 Recipe

elevent barskin tent + can of V-11

Confectionery

Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

3 Recipes

	giant green gummi ingot green gummi ingot + green gummi ingot		giant red gummi ingot red gummi ingot + red gummi ingot
	giant yellow gummi ingot yellow gummi ingot + yellow gummi ingot

Depleted Grimacite

Requires reading the specific plans for each item; also requires a depleted Grimacite hammer, except for making the depleted Grimacite hammer itself.

7 Recipes

	depleted Grimacite astrolabe clockwork sphere + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite grappling hook pygmy spear + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat fairy gravy boat + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite hammer chunk of depleted Grimacite + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask cold ninja mask + chunk of depleted Grimacite		depleted Grimacite shinguards black greaves + chunk of depleted Grimacite
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt enormous belt buckle + chunk of depleted Grimacite

Gear

2 Recipes

elevenderizing hammer tenderizing hammer + can of V-11

elevennis shoes clown shoes + can of V-11 Ingredients The meat stacks require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 8 Recipes asbestos meat stack dense meat stack + asbestos ore chrome meat stack dense meat stack + chrome ore heart of rock and roll big rock + hot buttered roll heavy hot sauce big rock + jabañero pepper linoleum meat stack dense meat stack + linoleum ore seal-toothed rock seal tooth + big rock spaghetti with rock-balls big rock + petrified noodles stone turtle big rock + chisel Loathsome Smithery 6 Recipes Belt of Loathing Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence + Girdle of Hatred Goggles of Loathing Lens of Violence + Lens of Hatred Jeans of Loathing Jodhpurs of Violence + Pantaloons of Hatred Scepter of Loathing Brand of Violence + Cold Stone of Hatred Stick-Knife of Loathing Pigsticker of Violence + Staff of Simmering Hatred Treads of Loathing Ass-Stompers of Violence + Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred Quest Weapons 12 Recipes 17-alarm Saucepan 5-Alarm Saucepan + Peppercorns of Power 5-Alarm Saucepan saucepan + heavy hot sauce Bjorn's Hammer seal-clubbing club + seal-toothed rock Chelonian Morningstar Mace of the Tortoise + turtle chain Disco Banjo disco ball + stone banjo Greek Pasta of Peril Pasta of Peril + high-octane olive oil Hammer of Smiting Bjorn's Hammer + distilled seal blood Mace of the Tortoise turtle totem + stone turtle Pasta of Peril pasta spoon + spaghetti with rock-balls Rock and Roll Legend stolen accordion + heart of rock and roll Shagadelic Disco Banjo Disco Banjo + vial of mojo Squeezebox of the Ages Rock and Roll Legend + golden reeds Sea Leatherworking Requires Armorcraftiness 3 Recipes sea chaps pants kit + sea leather sea cowboy hat helmet recipe + sea leather sea holster black belt + sea leather Slimy Things 8 Recipes baneful bandolier slime-covered necklace + caustic slime nodule corroded breeches slime-covered greaves + caustic slime nodule corrosive cowl slime-covered helmet + caustic slime nodule diabolical crossbow slime-covered speargun + caustic slime nodule grisly shield slime-covered lantern + caustic slime nodule malevolent medallion slime-covered compass + caustic slime nodule pernicious cudgel slime-covered club + caustic slime nodule villainous scythe slime-covered shovel + caustic slime nodule Smiths-ing 14 Recipes A Light that Never Goes Out third-hand lantern + lump of Brituminous coal Frankly Mr. Shank disco ball + lump of Brituminous coal Hairpiece On Fire maiden wig + lump of Brituminous coal Half a Purse loose purse strings + lump of Brituminous coal Hand in Glove dirty hobo gloves + lump of Brituminous coal Hand that Rocks the Ladle pasta spoon + lump of Brituminous coal Meat Tenderizer is Murder seal-clubbing club + lump of Brituminous coal Ouija Board, Ouija Board turtle totem + lump of Brituminous coal Saucepanic saucepan + lump of Brituminous coal Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion stolen accordion + lump of Brituminous coal Sheila Take a Crossbow crossbow string + lump of Brituminous coal Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals big stick + lump of Brituminous coal Vicar's Tutu frilly skirt + lump of Brituminous coal Work is a Four Letter Sword sword hilt + lump of Brituminous coal Weapons: Advanced Crossbows Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 7 Recipes asbestos crossbow asbestos meat stack + sinewy crossbow string carob cannon carob chunks + chrome crossbow chrome crossbow chrome meat stack + sinewy crossbow string hot cross bow asbestos crossbow + hot nuggets linoleum crossbow linoleum meat stack + sinewy crossbow string projectile icemaker linoleum crossbow + cold nuggets rainbow crossbow dense meat crossbow + prismatic wad Weapons: Advanced Staves Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 7 Recipes asbestos staff asbestos meat stack + bigger stick chrome staff chrome meat stack + bigger stick hairy staff goat beard + linoleum staff linoleum staff linoleum meat stack + bigger stick meatspout staff chrome staff + meat vortex smoldering staff patchouli incense stick + asbestos staff Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern bigger stick + pumpkin Weapons: Advanced Swords Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 6 Recipes asbestos sword asbestos meat stack + sturdy sword hilt chrome sword chrome meat stack + sturdy sword hilt linoleum sword linoleum meat stack + sturdy sword hilt shuddersword linoleum sword + spooky nuggets Spirit Precipice asbestos sword + glowing red eye sword behind inappropriate prepositions chrome sword + facsimile dictionary Weapons: Clubs Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 7 Recipes club of the five seasons bigger stick + prismatic wad creepy-ass club bad-ass club + seal lube evil-ass club bad-ass club + scrap of shadow frigid-ass club bad-ass club + frost-rimed seal hide hot-ass club bad-ass club + sizzling seal fat nasty-ass club bad-ass club + fustulent seal grulch non-stick pugil stick teflon ore + decaying wooden pole Weapons: Crossbows 15 Recipes basic meat crossbow meat stack + crossbow string bubblewrap crossbow basic meat crossbow + bubblewrap ore can cannon razor-sharp can lid + styrofoam crossbow cardboard crossbow basic meat crossbow + cardboard ore curdflinger bowl of cottage cheese + starchy crossbow dense meat crossbow dense meat stack + sinewy crossbow string dripping meat crossbow ketchup + basic meat crossbow dripping meat crossbow catsup + basic meat crossbow eXtreme meat crossbow basic meat crossbow + stone of eXtreme power goulauncher ghuol guolash + savory crossbow Kentucky-fried meat crossbow secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat crossbow repeating crossbow dripping meat crossbow + meat engine savory crossbow scrumptious reagent + dense meat crossbow starchy crossbow basic meat crossbow + dry noodles styrofoam crossbow basic meat crossbow + styrofoam ore Weapons: Miscellaneous The velcro paddle ball and 7-inch discus require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing; the gatorskin umbrella requires Armorcraftiness. 11 Recipes 7-inch discus vinyl ore + tarnished metal ring bubble bauble bow dope gangsta bling-bling + bubblewrap crossbow dueling banjo banjo strings + dueling turtle gatorskin umbrella titanium assault umbrella + gator skin gatorskin umbrella goatskin umbrella + gator skin grease gun White Citadel burger + cardboard crossbow potato pistol Kentucky-fried meat crossbow + t8r tots soup-chucks soup turtle + soup turtle stone banjo big rock + banjo strings velcro paddle ball velcro ore + decaying wooden paddle wiffle-flail baseball + bubblewrap staff Weapons: Staves The PVC staff, rusty staff, and staph of homophones require Super-Advanced Meatsmithing. 22 Recipes basic meat staff meat stack + big stick bow staff big stick + bow bubblewrap staff basic meat staff + bubblewrap ore cardboard staff basic meat staff + cardboard ore dense meat staff dense meat stack + bigger stick dripping meat staff ketchup + basic meat staff dripping meat staff catsup + basic meat staff eXtreme meat staff basic meat staff + stone of eXtreme power flypaper staff pine tar + cardboard staff giant cheesestick Kentucky-fried meat staff + goat cheese glistening staff dripping meat staff + sleaze powder Kentucky-fried meat staff secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat staff poutine pole poutine + starchy staff PVC staff vinyl ore + foggy glass globe ram-battering staff ram stick + ram horns rusty staff rusty compass + rusty piece of rebar savory staff scrumptious reagent + dense meat staff soylent staff wad of tofu + savory staff squeaky staff sonar-in-a-biscuit + styrofoam staff staph of homophones disease + facsimile dictionary starchy staff basic meat staff + dry noodles styrofoam staff basic meat staff + styrofoam ore Weapons: Swords The velcro broadsword requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing. 24 Recipes basic meat sword meat stack + sword hilt bubblewrap sword basic meat sword + bubblewrap ore buffalo blade Kentucky-fried meat sword + hot wing cardboard sword basic meat sword + cardboard ore Crimbo sword sword hilt + wrapping paper dense meat sword dense meat stack + sturdy sword hilt dripping meat sword basic meat sword + ketchup dripping meat sword basic meat sword + catsup eXtreme meat sword basic meat sword + stone of eXtreme power flaming cardboard sword hot powder + cardboard sword Frost™ brand sword cold powder + styrofoam sword grass blade sword hilt + fake plastic grass icy-hot katana icy katana hilt + hot katana blade Kentucky-fried meat sword secret blend of herbs and spices + dense meat sword muculent machete dripping meat sword + forest tears pestoblade spices + starchy sword savory sword scrumptious reagent + dense meat sword starchy sword basic meat sword + dry noodles styrofoam sword basic meat sword + styrofoam ore Super Magic Power Sword X Tasty Fun Good rice candy + savory sword sword of static long skinny balloon + bubblewrap sword time sword sword hilt + petrified time Tropical Crimbo Sword sword hilt + tropical wrapping paper velcro broadsword velcro ore + brittle plastic handle Weapons: Utensils The teflon spatula requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing. 8 Recipes basic meat foon meat stack + foon basic meat spork meat stack + spork foon of fearfulness basic meat foon + spooky powder foon of fleshiness basic meat foon + sleaze powder foon of foulness basic meat foon + stench powder foon of frigidity basic meat foon + cold powder foon of fulmination basic meat foon + hot powder teflon spatula teflon ore + tarnished metal rod Weapons: Whips Requires Super-Advanced Meatsmithing 11 Recipes bar whip bar skin + whip kit bat whip whip kit + leathery bat skin clown whip whip kit + clown skin demon whip whip kit + demon skin gnauga hide whip whip kit + gnauga hide hippo whip hippopotamus skin + whip kit penguin whip penguin skin + whip kit rattail whip whip kit + leathery rat skin tail o' nine cats whip kit + leathery cat skin white whip white snake skin + whip kit yak whip yak skin + whip kit In-game KoL Crafts Cooking Cocktailcrafting Advanced Saucecrafting · The Way of Sauce · Deep Saucery · Pastamastery · Transcendental Noodlecraft · Tempuramancy · Sushi-Rolling Advanced Cocktailcrafting · Superhuman Cocktailcrafting · Salacious Cocktailcrafting · Tiki Mixology · Nash Crosby's Still Meatsmithing Crimbo Armorcraftiness · Super-Advanced Meatsmithing · Grimacite Smithing Toymaking · Toolmaking · Spooky Toymaking · Assimilating · Crimborg Toymaking Miscellaneous Meat Pasting · Untinkering · Jewelrycrafting · Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting · Pixelcrafting · Star Combining · Weaving · Staffcrafting · Mushroom Breeding · Supertinkering · The Malus of Forethought Discoveries Meat-Pasting · Cooking · Meatsmithing · Cocktailcrafting · Jewelrycrafting · Miscellaneous