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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
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Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]] cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons.
Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]] cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons; the term is often applied to overcomplicated weapons, such as the [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]] and the [[ridiculously huge sword]].


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! Name
! Name
! Power
! Damage
! Requirements
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
| [[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Great Wolf's rocket launcher]]
| 200
|30-60
| 85 Muscle
|100 Moxie
| All Attributes +11
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Grants skill [[Fire Rocket]]
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
||[[bag of unfinished business]]
|23-45
|200 Moxie
|2-handed doggie bag
|
*+40 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
||[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*All Attributes +11
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
||[[bindlestocking]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
||[[Bloodbath]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|20-40
|200 Moxie
|2-handed ranged weapon
|
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
||[[Coily™]]
|20-40
|200 Moxie
|2-handed spring
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
||[[cozy bazooka]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+20% Meat from Monsters
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[cozy scimitar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[decaying wooden oar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
||[[FDKOL fire hose]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed hose
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[fetus-smashing club]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
||[[fire axe]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[fish bazooka]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[fish stick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
||[[flamin' bindle]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
|-
||[[freezin' bindle]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
|-
||[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
 
|-
||[[giant fishhook]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed spear
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[giant shrimp fork]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*Mysticality +20%
*+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Maximum MP +100
|-
||[[giant turkey leg]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|3-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
|-
||[[Ginsu™]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
||[[halibut]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[Meatcleaver]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+35% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
||[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
|-
||[[Mer-kin dodgeball]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed dodgeball
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed dragnet
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed switchblade
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[miniature deck cannon]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed handcannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[PVC staff]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
||[[rusty staff]]
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25
*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
||[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
|20-40
|60 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*+23% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*Special Attack: [[Funk Bluegrass Fusion]]
*[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
||[[skate board]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
||[[sleazy bindle]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
|-
||[[slime-covered shovel]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[slime-covered staff]]
|20-40
|200 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60
*[[Combat Initiative]] -10%
|-
||[[spooky bindle]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
||[[stinkin' bindle]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits 
|-
||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Varies player to player
|-
||[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
|20-40
|60 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +23
*+11% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
||[[triple barreled barrel gun]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|3-handed shotgun
|
*Weapon Damage +100%
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*+25% Meat from Monsters
|-
||[[Underworld flail]]
|20-40
|150 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Underworld truncheon]]
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
| [[fetus-smashing club]]
||[[villainous scythe]]
| 200
|20-40
| 85 Muscle
|150 Muscle
| This is a [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]].
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
||[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
| 200
|20-40
| 85 Moxie
|85 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|-
|-
| [[beer-a-pult]]
||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
| 190
|20-40
| 80 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
|-
||[[beer-a-pult]]
|19-38
|80 Moxie
|3-handed catapult
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|19-38
|80 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
|
:+10 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
:+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
:Technically a three-handed weapon, but only takes two to wield
|-
|-
| [[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
||[[fire poi]]
| 190
|19-38
| 80 Muscle
|80 Moxie
|  
|2-handed flail
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[giant driftwood sculpture]]
||[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
| 190
|19-38
| 80 Muscle
|80 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
| [[fire poi]]
||[[massive sitar]]
| 190
|19-38
| 80 Moxie
|80 Moxie
|2-handed sitar
|
|
:+15 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|-
| [[massive sitar]]
||[[alarm accordion]]
| 190
|18-36
| 80 Moxie
|75 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Bugfinder Blade]]
| 180
|18-36
| 75 Muscle
|75 Muscle
| All Attributes +7
|2-handed sword
|
*All Attributes +7
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|-
| [[didgeridooka]]
||[[didgeridooka]]
| 180
|18-36
| 75 Moxie
|75 Moxie
|2-handed heavy blowgun
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|-
| [[plexiglass pike pike]]
| 180
| 75 Muscle
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
:+10 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
:This is a [[Ascension#Hardcore_Oxygenarian|Hardcore Oxygenarian]] reward for [[Seal Clubber|Seal Clubbers]].
|-
|-
| [[perforated battle paddle]]
||[[perforated battle paddle]]
| 175
|18-35
| 72 Muscle
|72 Muscle
|  
|2-handed club
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
| [[Drowsy Sword]]
||[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
| 171
|18-36
| 66 Muscle
|75 Muscle
|  
|2-handed club
:Successful hit weakens opponent.
|
:[[Monster Level]] -10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
| [[denim axe]]
||[[charming flute]]
| 170
|17-34
| 70 Muscle
|70 Moxie
|  
|2-handed flute
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] + 10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
|-
|-
| [[star crossbow]]
||[[denim axe]]
| 165
|17-34
| 67 Moxie
|70 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
||[[Drowsy Sword]]
|17-34
|66 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
||[[peace accordion]]
|17-34
|70 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+12 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 19-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[star crossbow]]
|17-33
|67 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|-
|-
| [[star staff]]
||[[star staff]]
| 165
|17-33
| 67 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|-
| [[star sword]]
||[[star sword]]
| 165
|17-33
| 67 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|-
| [[arse-shooting crossbow]]
||[[accordionoid rocca]]
| 160
|16-32
| 65 Moxie
|65 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:All Attributes +15
|
:This is a custom item given to Kucolan.
*Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
*Enables casting of 18-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*All Attributes +15
*Grants skill [[Arse Shoot]]
|-
||[[coal shovel]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Grants skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[creepy-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[cyber-mattock]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*May break in combat
|-
||[[evil-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[frigid-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed axe
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|-
||[[hot-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[jungle drum]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed drum
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
||[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|16-31
|62 Moxie
|2-handed laser cannon
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[nasty-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[pewter claymore]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[tommy gun]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
*Weapon Damage +5
*Grants skill [[Unload Tommy Gun]]
|-
||[[a butt tuba]]
|15-29
|57 Moxie
|2-handed horn
|  +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[automatic catapult]]
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|2-handed autopult
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[backwoods banjo]]
|15-30
|50 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|
*+20% to all [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Gains]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +200
|-
|-
| [[giant discarded plastic fork]]
||[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
| 155
|15-30
| 62 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|  
|2-handed polearm?
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| &nbsp;
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
:Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]] outfit
:Technically a three-handed weapon, but only takes two to wield
|-
|-
| [[automatic catapult]]
||[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
| 150
|15-30
| 60 Moxie
|60 Muscle
| -
|2-handed sword
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
| [[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
||[[C.B.F.G.]]
| 150
|15-30
| 60 Muscle
|60 Moxie
| -
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
| [[bugbear-smiting sword]]
||[[double barreled barrel gun]]
| 150
|15-30
|  
|60 Moxie
60 Muscle
|2-handed shotgun
|  
|
:This is a [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier.
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
| [[drywall axe]]
||[[drywall axe]]
| 150
|15-30
| 60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
|
:All Attributes +2
*All Attributes +2
:All Attributes +3%
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
| [[giant needle]]
||[[giant needle]]
| 150
|15-30
| 60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed spear
| [[Monster Level]] +5
| [[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
| [[Radio Free Foil]]
||[[mercenary rifle]]
| 150
|15-30
| 60 Muscle
|30 Moxie
|  
|2-handed rifle
:Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]] outfit
|
:Has the [[Shiny Happy Weapon]] intrinsic
*Ranged Damage +20
*Combat Initiative +50%
*Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
|-
||[[Radio Free Foil]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
||[[toxic mop]]
|15-30
|50 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[armed gun]]
||[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|55 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|  +8% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[armgun]]
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|2-handed machine gun
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] + 10
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
| [[ridiculously huge sword]]
||[[black kettle drum]]
| 140
|14-28
| 55 Muscle
|55 Moxie
|  
|2-handed drum
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
:Technically a three-handed weapon, but takes only two to wield
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
| [[carob cannon]]
||[[carob cannon]]
| 135
|14-27
| 45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|  
|2-handed crossbow
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
:+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:+5 Stench Damage
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
| [[hairy staff]]
||[[ghost accordion]]
| 135
|14-28
| 45 Muscle
|55 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 Spooky Damage
:Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
*+15% Booze Drops from Monsters
*Enables casting of 16-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[ram-battering staff]]
||[[hairy staff]]
| 135
|14-27
| 52 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
| [[Spirit Precipice]]
||[[ram-battering staff]]
| 135
|14-27
| 45 Muscle
|52 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
:5x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
| [[hot cross bow]]
||[[ridiculously huge sword]]
| 130
|14-28
| 45 Moxie
|55 Muscle
|  
|3-handed sword
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
:+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
| [[lucky ball-and-chain]]
||[[Spirit Precipice]]
| 130
|14-27
| 50 Moxie
|45 Muscle
| -
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
| [[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
||[[autocalliope]]
| 130
|13-26
| 45 Muscle
|50 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|
:+5 Adventures per day
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +2
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[ga-ga radio]]
||[[bad-ass club]]
| 125
|13-26
| 47 Moxie
|50 Muscle
|  
|2-handed club
:+1 Stat(s) Per Fight
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
:Maximum MP +20
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[ga-ga radio]]
|13-25
|47 Moxie
|2-handed radio
|
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
||[[Grimacite glaive]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
||[[hand-carved bow]]
|13-26
|30 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
||[[hand-carved staff]]
|13-26
|30 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+1)
|-
||[[hot cross bow]]
|13-26
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|13-26
|50 Moxie
|2-handed flail
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[meatspout staff]]
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[Grimacite glaive]]
||[[projectile icemaker]]
| 125
|13-25
| 47 Muscle
|45 Moxie
|  
|2-handed crossbow
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|
:Muscle boost based on moons
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:[[The Raffle House|a Raffle House]] prize
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
| [[meatspout staff]]
||[[shuddersword]]
| 125
|13-25
| 45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|
:+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:+15% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
| [[projectile icemaker]]
||[[smoldering staff]]
| 125
|13-25
| 45 Moxie
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
| [[shuddersword]]
||[[staph of homophones]]
| 125
|13-26
| 45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
||[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
||[[asbestos sword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
| [[smoldering staff]]
||[[bone and arrows]]
| 125
|12-24
| 45 Muscle
|45 Moxie
|  
|2-handed bow
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
:+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
| [[asbestos sword]]
||[[buffalo blade]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[buffalo blade]]
||[[chrome crossbow]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Muscle
|45 Moxie
|  
|2-handed crossbow
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
| [[chrome crossbow]]
||[[giant cheesestick]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Moxie
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
:+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
| [[giant cheesestick]]
||[[lawnmower blade]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
:+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
| [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
||[[linoleum staff]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Moxie
|45 Muscle
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
| [[linoleum staff]]
||[[non-Euclidean non-accordion]]
| 120
|12-23
| 45 Muscle
|42 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[two-handed depthsword]]
||[[ocarina of space]]
| 120
|12-24
| 45 Muscle
|45 Moxie
| -
|2-handed flute
|
*All Attributes +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
| [[ram stick]]
||[[ram stick]]
| 115
|12-23
| 42 Muscle
|42 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
| [[asbestos crossbow]]
||[[two-handed depthsword]]
| 110
|12-24
| 40 Moxie
|45 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| &nbsp;
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[Accordion of Jordion]]
|11-21
|37 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Enables casting of 14-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[chrome staff]]
||[[asbestos crossbow]]
| 110
|11-22
| 40 Muscle
|40 Moxie
|  
|2-handed crossbow
:+7 Mysticality
|
:+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
| [[linoleum sword]]
||[[bone flute]]
| 110
|11-22
| 40 Muscle
|40 Moxie
|  
|2-handed flute
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| +11 {{element|Spooky}}
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
| [[sack of doorknobs]]
||[[chrome staff]]
| 110
|11-22
| 40 Moxie
|40 Muscle
| -
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
| [[acoustic guitarrr]]
||[[linoleum sword]]
| 100
|11-22
| 35 Moxie
|40 Muscle
| +2% Meat from Monsters
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
| [[asbestos staff]]
||[[sack of doorknobs]]
| 100
|11-22
| 35 Muscle
|40 Moxie
|  
|2-handed sack
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
| &nbsp;
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
||[[asbestos staff]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[big stirring stick]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
|10-20
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
||[[bow staff]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[chrome sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
||[[Crimbo sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level]] +0-25 based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
|-
||[[giant candy cane]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed staff
|
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
|-
||[[goulauncher]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed leafblower
|  +1-25 [[Monster Level]] based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
|-
||[[linoleum crossbow]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed flamethrower
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|10-20
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
||[[Moonthril Longbow]]
|10-20
|40 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
||[[plastic nunchaku]]
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
|-
||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed staff
|
*+11 Sleaze Damage
*Moxie +11
|-
||[[plastic guitar]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|
|
:+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
:Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]] outfit
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
| [[bow staff]]
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|  
|3-handed ...weapon
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
:Part of the [[Bow Tux]] outfit
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
| [[chrome sword]]
||[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed accordion
:+7 Muscle
|
:+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
*-1 MP to use Skills
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Has a cool Cadenza
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo sword]]
||[[snow shovel]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed polearm
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|
:Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]] outfit
*All Attributes +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|-
| [[goulauncher]]
||[[soylent staff]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Moxie
|35 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
| [[linoleum crossbow]]
||[[Staff of Fats]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Moxie
|35 Mysticality
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
|-
| [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
||[[Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying)]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Muscle
|35 Mysticality
|  
|2-handed staff
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|
:3x [[Fumble Chance|chance of Fumble]]
*+5 Pool Skill
:Technically a three-handed weapon, but takes only two to wield
|-
|-
| [[soylent staff]]
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
| 100
|10-20
| 35 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed club
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
| [[icy-hot katana]]
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
| 90
|10-20
| 30 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
:Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]] outfit
|-
|-
| [[ninja mop]]
||[[tin drum]]
| 90
|10-20
| 30 Muscle
|None
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|2-handed drum
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*+1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
| [[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
||[[Trusty]]
| 90
|10-20
| 15 Moxie
|None
|2-handed axe
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Quest item in AoB run
:+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
:+7 damage to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills
:[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
| [[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
| 90
|9-17
| 15 Moxie
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
:[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*+9 {{element|Hot}}
:[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
:Allows for the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
|-
|-
| [[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
||[[icy-hot katana]]
| 80
|9-18
| 25 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:Successful hit weakens opponent.
|
:Part of the [[Mining Gear]] outfit
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
| [[bubble bauble bow]]
||[[ninja mop]]
| 80
|9-18
| 20 Moxie
|30 Muscle
|  
|2-handed polearm
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
:+5% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|-
| [[clockwork staff]]
||[[pentatonic accordion]]
| 80
|9-18
| 25 Mysticality
|30 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+9 {{element|Cold}}
:[[MP Restorers|Restores]] 3-24 MP on Critical Hit
*Enables casting of 12-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[clockwork sword]]
||[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
| 80
|9-18
| 25 Muscle
|15 Moxie
|  
|2-handed banjo
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
:Heals 3-24 HP on Critical Hit
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+7 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo ukelele]]
||[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
| 80
|9-18
| 20 Moxie
|15 Moxie
| +10% Item Drops from Monsters
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[crowbarrr]]
||[[4-dimensional guitar]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Muscle
|50 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[boilgun]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
*+8 {{element|Hot}}
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
|-
||[[bone bandoneon]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+7 {{element|Spooky}}
*Enables casting of 6-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[bubble bauble bow]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[can cannon]]
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[clockwork staff]]
|8-16
|25 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
||[[clockwork sword]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
||[[Crimbo ukulele]]
|8-16
|20 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|  +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[crowbarrr]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
| [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
| [[flypaper staff]]
||[[elephant stinger]]
| 80
|8-15
| 20 Muscle
|22 Muscle
|  
|2-handed spear
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[flypaper staff]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[frigid hankyū]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*+6 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
||[[frozen nunchaku]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[giant spider leg]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*+10 [[element|Sleaze]]
*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[goblin autoblowgun]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed blowgun
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
| [[frozen nunchaku]]
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|  
|2-handed spear
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
| [[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
||[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
:Dropped by [[The Bonerdagon]] when [[The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device]] is set to 5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
| [[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
||[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|  
|2-handed polearm
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
| [[savory crossbow]]
||[[savory crossbow]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|-
| [[savory staff]]
||[[savory staff]]
| 80
|8-16
| 25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|-
| [[wholeberd]]
||[[squeaky staff]]
| 80
|8-15
| 25 Muscle
|22 Muscle
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
| [[can cannon]]
||[[wholeberd]]
| 75
|8-16
| 22 Moxie
|25 Muscle
|  
|2-handed polearm
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
:[[Monster Level]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
| [[squeaky staff]]
||[[wiffle-flail]]
| 75
|8-15
| 22 Muscle
|22 Muscle
|  
|2-handed flail
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:[[Monster Level]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
| [[wiffle-flail]]
||[[25-meat staff]]
| 75
|7-14
| 22 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| &nbsp;
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
:[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
| [[25-meat staff]]
||[[flamingo mallet]]
| 70
|7-14
| 20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
| -
|2-handed club
|
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
| 70
|7-14
| 20 Moxie
|20 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
| [[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
| 70
|7-14
| 20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
| [[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
| 70
|7-14
| 20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
| [[Totally Gay Claymore]]
||[[repeating crossbow]]
| 69
|7-13
| 19 Muscle
|17 Moxie
| A custom item given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
| [[repeating crossbow]]
||[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
| 65
|7-14
| 17 Moxie
|19 Muscle
|  
|2-handed sword
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
| [[bubblewrap crossbow]]
||[[accordion file]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|  
|2-handed accordion
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[bubblewrap staff]]
||[[BRICKO sword]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed club
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|-
| [[cardboard crossbow]]
||[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|  
|2-handed crossbow
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
| [[cardboard staff]]
||[[bubblewrap staff]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
| [[dense meat crossbow]]
||[[cardboard crossbow]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[cardboard staff]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[dense meat crossbow]]
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[dense meat staff]]
||[[dense meat staff]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
| [[dense meat sword]]
||[[dense meat sword]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
| [[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
||[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|-
| [[eXtreme meat staff]]
||[[eXtreme meat staff]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
|-
| [[eXtreme meat sword]]
||[[eXtreme meat sword]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
| [[glistening staff]]
||[[glistening staff]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[Gnollish autoplunger]]
||[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|  
|3-handed spear
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:Technically a three-handed weapon, but takes only two to wield
|-
|-
| [[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
||[[infernal fife]]
| 60
|6-11
| 15 Muscle
|12 Moxie
|  
|2-handed flute
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
:Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
|-
|-
| [[slightly peevedbow]]
||[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Muscle
| -
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
| [[styrofoam crossbow]]
||[[pair of bolt cutters]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Moxie
|15 Muscle
|  
|2-handed club
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
:[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
| [[styrofoam staff]]
||[[poutine pole]]
| 60
|6-11
| 15 Muscle
|12 Muscle
|  
|2-handed staff
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[wooden axe]]
||[[slightly peevedbow]]
| 60
|6-12
| 15 Muscle
|15 Moxie
|2-handed bow
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[styrofoam crossbow]]
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[styrofoam staff]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[wooden axe]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|2-handed axe
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
| [[poutine pole]]
||[[astral bludgeon]]
| 55
|5-10
| 12 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed club
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[astral longbow]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[Ax of L'rose]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed axe
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[bal-musette accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Cajun accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[deathchucks]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
| [[Disco Banjo]]
||[[Disco Banjo]]
| 50
|5-10
| 10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7 ([[Disco Bandits]] only)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:Disco Bandit's [[Epic Weapon]]
*+3 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
| [[dripping meat crossbow]]
||[[dripping meat crossbow]]
| 50
|5-10
| 10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
| [[dripping meat staff]]
||[[dripping meat staff]]
| 50
|5-10
| 10 Muscle
|10 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
| [[Rock and Roll Legend]]
||[[gift-a-pult]]
| 50
|5-10
| 10 Moxie
|None
|2-handed giftapult
| Allows hurling of Gift Items
|-
||[[guancertina]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 9-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[high-energy mining laser]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*2x chance of Fumble
*+20 Hot Damage
|-
||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed drill
|
*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
|-
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
||[[office-supply crossbow]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +3
|-
||[[quirky accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed gun
|
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color=red>-10%</font>) or your opponent's
|-
||[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Skipper's accordion]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10% Pickpocket Chance
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[warbear exhaust manifold]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7 (Accordion Thieves only)
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
:[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Epic Weapon]]
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
:Allows for the casting of 10-turn AT buffs
*Bonus for Accordion Thieves only
|-
||[[worm-riding hooks]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[worm-riding hooks]]
||[[big bass drum]]
| 50
|4-7
| -
|2 Moxie
| A quest item
|2-handed drum
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
|-
|-
| [[Gnollish nunchaku]]
||[[calavera concertina]]
| 45
|4-8
| 7 Muscle
|5 Moxie
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[calavera concertina]]
||[[dueling banjo]]
| 40
|4-8
| 5 Moxie
|5 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
:Allows for the casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
| [[pool cue]]
||[[half-sized guitar]]
| 40
|4-8
| -
|5 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
||[[mama's squeezebox]]
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables casting of 8-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[pocket theremin]]
|4-7
|2 Moxie
|2-handed theremin
|  +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[pool cue]]
|4-8
|None
|2-handed staff
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[rubber axe]]
||[[rubber axe]]
| 40
|4-8
| 5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|2-handed axe
|  +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[starchy staff]]
||[[spooky staff]]
| 40
|4-7
| 5 Muscle
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[starchy staff]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
| [[spooky staff]]
||[[weighted paperclip chain]]
| 35
|4-8
| 2 Muscle
|None
|  
|2-handed flail
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
:+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
| [[grave robbing shovel]]
||[[amok putter]]
| 30
|3-6
| -
|None
|  
|2-handed club
:+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
*+9 Hot Damage
*+9 Cold Damage
*Combat Initiative +18%
|-
|-
| [[spooky stick]]
||[[baritone accordion]]
| 30
|3-6
| -
|None
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|2-handed accordion
|
*Regenerate 2-4 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[basic meat crossbow]]
||[[Barney's rake]]
| 20
|3-5
| 5 Moxie
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 Spooky Damage
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[beer-soaked mop]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed polearm
| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[grave robbing shovel]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[out-of-tune biwa]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed guitar
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +2
|-
||[[spooky stick]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed staff
|  +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[stone banjo]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed banjo
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
| [[basic meat staff]]
||[[third-hand nunchaku]]
| 20
|3-6
| 5 Muscle
|7 Muscle
|2-handed flail
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[wooden stakes]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed spear
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
||[[basic meat crossbow]]
|2-4
|5 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[basic meat staff]]
|2-4
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|-
| [[basic meat sword]]
||[[basic meat sword]]
| 20
|2-4
| 5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
| [[slingshot]]
||[[beer-battered accordion]]
| 20
|2-4
| -
|None
| -
|2-handed accordion
|
*+2 Sleaze Damage
*(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
||[[slingshot]]
|2-4
|None
|2-handed slingshot
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[soup-chucks]]
|2-3
|None
|2-handed flail
|  +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[antique accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs for all classes
|-
||[[archaeologing shovel]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
| Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
|-
||[[big stick]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed staff
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[stone banjo]]
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
| 25
|1-2
| -
|None
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|2-handed club
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[stolen accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 5-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[toy accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
| Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[trash net]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*Quest item
|-
|-
| [[wooden stakes]]
||[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
| 25
|0-0
| -
|None
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|2-handed book
| Lends Power to Your Words
|-
|-
| [[big stick]]
||[[gnollish nunchaku]]
| 10
|N/A
| -
|None
| -
|2-handed flail
| No longer available in game
|-
|-
| [[stolen accordion]]
| 10
| -
| Allows for the casting of 5-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|}
|}


Latest revision as of 16:39, 30 August 2016

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Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means Off-hand Items and Double-Fisted Skull Smashing cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons; the term is often applied to overcomplicated weapons, such as the ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon and the ridiculously huge sword.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 30-60 100 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
bag of unfinished business 23-45 200 Moxie 2-handed doggie bag
  • +40 Stench Damage
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
Chester's bag of candy 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed ranged weapon
Coily™ 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed spring
cozy bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
  • Moxie +15%
  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Makes you a much better diver
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
FDKOL fire hose 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed hose +200 Cold Damage
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
giant fishhook 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed spear  
giant shrimp fork 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
  • Mysticality +20%
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Maximum MP +100
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dodgeball 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed dodgeball
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
miniature deck cannon 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed handcannon
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty staff 20-40 85 Mysticality 2-handed staff
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed banjo
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
slime-covered staff 20-40 200 Mysticality 2-handed staff
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sword of Procedural Generation 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • Varies player to player
The Trickster's Trikitixa 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed accordion
triple barreled barrel gun 20-40 85 Moxie 3-handed shotgun
  • Weapon Damage +100%
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
Underworld flail 20-40 150 Moxie 2-handed flail
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Zim Merman's guitar 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
beer-a-pult 19-38 80 Moxie 3-handed catapult
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
fire poi 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed flail
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
massive sitar 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed sitar
alarm accordion 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
charming flute 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed flute
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
peace accordion 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed accordion
star crossbow 17-33 67 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
accordionoid rocca 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
  • Enables casting of 18-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
arse-shooting crossbow 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed axe Weapon Damage +16
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
jungle drum 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed drum
magilaser blastercannon 16-31 62 Moxie 2-handed laser cannon
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
tommy gun 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed rifle
a butt tuba 15-29 57 Moxie 2-handed horn +15 Sleaze Damage
automatic catapult 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed autopult  
backwoods banjo 15-30 50 Moxie 2-handed banjo
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.B.F.G. 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed rifle
double barreled barrel gun 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed shotgun
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
mercenary rifle 15-30 30 Moxie 2-handed rifle
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • Combat Initiative +50%
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
toxic mop 15-30 50 Muscle 2-handed polearm
acoustic guitarrr 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed guitar +8% Meat from Monsters
armgun 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed machine gun
black kettle drum 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed drum
carob cannon 14-27 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
ghost accordion 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • +5 Spooky Damage
  • +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • Enables casting of 16-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
autocalliope 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed accordion
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
ga-ga radio 13-25 47 Moxie 2-handed radio
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bow 13-26 30 Moxie 2-handed bow
hand-carved staff 13-26 30 Muscle 2-handed staff
hot cross bow 13-26 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
lucky ball-and-chain 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed flail  
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
projectile icemaker 13-25 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone and arrows 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed bow +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
chrome crossbow 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
non-Euclidean non-accordion 12-23 42 Moxie 2-handed accordion
ocarina of space 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed flute
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
Accordion of Jordion 11-21 37 Moxie 2-handed accordion
asbestos crossbow 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bone flute 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed flute +11 Spooky Damage
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
sack of doorknobs 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed sack  
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bounty-hunting rifle 10-20 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
goulauncher 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
The Landscaper's leafblower 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed leafblower +1-25 Monster Level based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
linoleum crossbow 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion flamethrower 10-20 None 2-handed flamethrower
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
Moonthril Longbow 10-20 40 Moxie 2-handed bow
plastic nunchaku 10-20 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Rain-Doh violet bo 10-20 None 2-handed staff
  • +11 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +11
plastic guitar 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed guitar
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 10-20 None 2-handed accordion
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Staff of Fats 10-20 35 Mysticality 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 35 Mysticality 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
tin drum 10-20 None 2-handed drum
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
pentatonic accordion 9-18 30 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed banjo
Squeezebox of the Ages 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion
4-dimensional guitar 8-16 50 Moxie 2-handed guitar
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
boilgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bone bandoneon 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed accordion
bubble bauble bow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
can cannon 8-15 22 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
clockwork staff 8-16 25 Mysticality 2-handed staff
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo ukulele 8-16 20 Moxie 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frigid hankyū 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
giant spider leg 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed club
goblin autoblowgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed blowgun
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +4
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 7-14 20 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
repeating crossbow 7-13 17 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
accordion file 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
dense meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +3
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
eXtreme meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +7
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
infernal fife 6-11 12 Moxie 2-handed flute +7 Hot Damage
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
slightly peevedbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed bow  
styrofoam crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral longbow 5-10 None 2-handed bow
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
bal-musette accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Cajun accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Disco Banjo 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +2
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
gift-a-pult 5-10 None 2-handed giftapult Allows hurling of Gift Items
guancertina 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
high-energy mining laser 5-10 None 2-handed rifle
high-temperature mining drill 5-10 None 2-handed drill
  • Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
office-supply crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
quirky accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Red Rover BB gun 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed gun
Rock and Roll Legend 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Skipper's accordion 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
warbear exhaust manifold 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
big bass drum 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed drum
calavera concertina 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion
dueling banjo 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed banjo
half-sized guitar 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed guitar
mama's squeezebox 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion
pocket theremin 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed theremin +4 Spooky Damage
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
amok putter 3-6 None 2-handed club
  • +9 Hot Damage
  • +9 Cold Damage
  • Combat Initiative +18%
baritone accordion 3-6 None 2-handed accordion
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
out-of-tune biwa 3-6 None 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +2
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
stone banjo 3-5 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
basic meat crossbow 2-4 5 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
beer-battered accordion 2-4 None 2-handed accordion
  • +2 Sleaze Damage
  • (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
slingshot 2-4 None 2-handed slingshot  
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
antique accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
stolen accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
toy accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
trash net 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
  • Quest item
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
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