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Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]] cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons; the term is often applied to overcomplicated weapons, such as the [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]] and the [[ridiculously huge sword]].
Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]] cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons; the term is often applied to overcomplicated weapons, such as the [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]] and the [[ridiculously huge sword]].


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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Damage
! Req
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Great Wolf's rocket launcher]]
|200
|30-60
|100 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Grants skill [[Fire Rocket]]
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
||[[bag of unfinished business]]
|23-45
|200 Moxie
|2-handed doggie bag
|
*+40 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
||[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|-
|[[bindlestocking]]
||[[bindlestocking]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Weapon Damage +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On Critical: Merry Crimbo!
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
||[[Bloodbath]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
||[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Moxie
|200 Moxie
|2-handed ranged weapon
|2-handed ranged weapon
|
|
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
|-
|-
|[[Coily™]]
||[[Coily™]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Moxie
|200 Moxie
|2-handed spring
|2-handed spring
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*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[decaying wooden oar]]
||[[cozy bazooka]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+20% Meat from Monsters
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[cozy scimitar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[decaying wooden oar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
||[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
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*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
||[[FDKOL fire hose]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed hose
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[fetus-smashing club]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
||[[fire axe]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[fish bazooka]]
||[[fish bazooka]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|85 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|2-handed bazooka
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*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[fish stick]]
||[[fish stick]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[flamin' bindle]]
||[[flamin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[freezin' bindle]]
||[[freezin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[frosty's nailbat]]
||[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
 
|-
|-
|[[giant fishhook]]
||[[giant fishhook]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|85 Moxie
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[giant shrimp fork]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*Mysticality +20%
*+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Maximum MP +100
|-
||[[giant turkey leg]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|3-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
|-
||[[Ginsu™]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|-
|[[halibut]]
||[[halibut]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|2-handed fish
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*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[Meatcleaver]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+35% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
||[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
|-
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
||[[Mer-kin dodgeball]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed dodgeball
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed dragnet
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed switchblade
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[miniature deck cannon]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed handcannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
||[[PVC staff]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
||[[rusty staff]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mox
|85 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25
*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
||[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
|20-40
|60 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed banjo
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
*Moxie +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*+23% Meat from Monsters
*+23% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
*Special Attack: [[Funk Bluegrass Fusion]]
*[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[skate board]]
||[[skate board]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
||[[sleazy bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
||[[slime-covered shovel]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[slime-covered staff]]
|20-40
|200 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60
*[[Combat Initiative]] -10%
|-
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
||[[spooky bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[spooky bindle]]
||[[stinkin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
|-
||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Varies player to player
|-
|-
|[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
||[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mox
|60 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer]]
*Moxie +15
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*Ranged Damage +23
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +23
*+11% Item Drops from Monsters
*+11% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Special Attack: Extreme High Note
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
||[[triple barreled barrel gun]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|3-handed shotgun
|
*Weapon Damage +100%
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*+25% Meat from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[underworld flail]]
||[[Underworld flail]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Moxie
|150 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[underworld truncheon]]
||[[Underworld truncheon]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|150 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
||[[villainous scythe]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|150 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
||[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|85 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[beer-a-pult]]
||[[beer-a-pult]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Moxie
|80 Moxie
|3-handed catapult
|3-handed catapult
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*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
||[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Muscle
|80 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[fire poi]]
||[[fire poi]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Moxie
|80 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
||[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Muscle
|80 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[massive sitar]]
||[[massive sitar]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Moxie
|80 Moxie
|2-handed sitar
|2-handed sitar
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[alarm accordion]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|18-36
|75 Muscle
|75 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|-
|[[didgeridooka]]
||[[didgeridooka]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Moxie
|75 Moxie
|2-handed heavy blowgun
|2-handed heavy blowgun
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|-
||[[perforated battle paddle]]
|18-35
|72 Muscle
|2-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
||[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Muscle
|75 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
||[[charming flute]]
|175
|17-34
|72 Muscle
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|171
|66 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
|-
|[[charming flute]]
|170
|70 Moxie
|70 Moxie
|2-handed flute
|2-handed flute
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
|-
|-
|[[denim axe]]
||[[denim axe]]
|170
|17-34
|70 Muscle
|70 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
||[[Drowsy Sword]]
|17-34
|66 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
||[[peace accordion]]
|17-34
|70 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+12 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 19-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[star crossbow]]
||[[star crossbow]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Moxie
|67 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star staff]]
||[[star staff]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star sword]]
||[[star sword]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
||[[accordionoid rocca]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
*Enables casting of 18-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
||[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|65 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
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*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*All Attributes +15
*All Attributes +15
*Allows [[Arse Shoot]]
*Grants skill [[Arse Shoot]]
|-
||[[coal shovel]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Grants skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
||[[creepy-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[cyber-mattock]]
||[[cyber-mattock]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
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*May break in combat
*May break in combat
|-
|-
|[[evil-ass club]]
||[[evil-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[frigid-ass club]]
||[[frigid-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
||[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|65 Moxie
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +16
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|-
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
||[[hot-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[jungle drum]]
||[[jungle drum]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|65 Moxie
|2-handed drum
|2-handed drum
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*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
||[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|16-31
|62 Moxie
|2-handed laser cannon
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
||[[nasty-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
||[[pewter claymore]]
|155
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|2-handed sword
| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[tommy gun]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*Weapon Damage +5
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Grants skill [[Unload Tommy Gun]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
||[[a butt tuba]]
|155
|15-29
|62 Moxie
|57 Moxie
|2-handed laser cannon
|2-handed horn
|
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|hot}}
|-
|-
|[[automatic catapult]]
||[[automatic catapult]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|60 Moxie
|2-handed autopult
|2-handed autopult
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[backwoods banjo]]
|15-30
|50 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|
*+20% to all [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Gains]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +200
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
||[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed polearm?
|2-handed polearm?
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
||[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
||[[C.B.F.G.]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|60 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|2-handed rifle
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*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
||[[double barreled barrel gun]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|2-handed shotgun
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[drywall axe]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
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*All Attributes +3%
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
||[[giant needle]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|[[Monster Level]] +5
| [[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[mercenary rifle]]
|15-30
|30 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
*Ranged Damage +20
*Combat Initiative +50%
*Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
||[[Radio Free Foil]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[a butt tuba]]
||[[toxic mop]]
|145
|15-30
|57 Moxie
|50 Muscle
|2-handed horn
|2-handed polearm
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
||[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|55 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
| +8% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| +8% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[armgun]]
||[[armgun]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|55 Moxie
|2-handed machine gun
|2-handed machine gun
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] + 10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] + 10
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[black kettle drum]]
||[[black kettle drum]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|55 Moxie
|2-handed drum
|2-handed drum
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|140
|55 Muscle
|3-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
||[[carob cannon]]
|135
|14-27
|45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
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*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
||[[ghost accordion]]
|135
|14-28
|55 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5 Spooky Damage
*+15% Booze Drops from Monsters
*Enables casting of 16-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[hairy staff]]
|14-27
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
||[[ram-battering staff]]
|135
|14-27
|52 Muscle
|52 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
||[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|135
|14-28
|55 Muscle
|3-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
||[[Spirit Precipice]]
|14-27
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Does 12-24 damage to player on critical
|-
|-
|[[4-dimensional guitar]]
||[[autocalliope]]
|130
|13-26
|50 Moxie
|50 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +2
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
||[[bad-ass club]]
|130
|13-26
|50 Muscle
|50 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]  
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|[[hot cross bow]]
|130
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|130
|50 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|130
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[ga-ga radio]]
||[[ga-ga radio]]
|125
|13-25
|47 Moxie
|47 Moxie
|2-handed radio
|2-handed radio
|
|
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
||[[Grimacite glaive]]
|125
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
||[[hand-carved bow]]
|125
|13-26
|30 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
||[[hand-carved staff]]
|13-26
|30 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+1)
|-
||[[hot cross bow]]
|13-26
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|13-26
|50 Moxie
|2-handed flail
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[meatspout staff]]
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[projectile icemaker]]
||[[projectile icemaker]]
|125
|13-25
|45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
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*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
||[[shuddersword]]
|125
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
||[[smoldering staff]]
|125
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
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*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
||[[staph of homophones]]
|120
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
||[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
||[[asbestos sword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bone and arrows]]
||[[bone and arrows]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Mox
|45 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|2-handed bow
|
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
*+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
||[[buffalo blade]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[chrome crossbow]]
||[[chrome crossbow]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
Line 739: Line 1,034:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
||[[giant cheesestick]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 747: Line 1,042:
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
||[[lawnmower blade]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Weapon Damage +15
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
||[[linoleum staff]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 762: Line 1,056:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[ocarina of space]]
||[[non-Euclidean non-accordion]]
|120
|12-23
|42 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[ocarina of space]]
|12-24
|45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|2-handed flute
|2-handed flute
|
|
*All Attributes +4
*All Attributes +4
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
||[[ram stick]]
|120
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|2-handed staff
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[two-handed depthsword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[ram stick]]
||[[Accordion of Jordion]]
|115
|11-21
|42 Muscle
|37 Moxie
|2-handed staff
|2-handed accordion
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Enables casting of 14-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
||[[asbestos crossbow]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Moxie
|40 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
Line 791: Line 1,104:
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bone flute]]
||[[bone flute]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Moxie
|40 Moxie
|2-handed flute
|2-handed flute
| +11 {{element|Spooky}}
| +11 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
||[[chrome staff]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|40 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 805: Line 1,118:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum sword]]
||[[linoleum sword]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
Line 813: Line 1,126:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
||[[sack of doorknobs]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Moxie
|40 Moxie
|2-handed sack
|2-handed sack
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
||[[asbestos staff]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 827: Line 1,140:
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[big stirring stick]]
||[[big stirring stick]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 835: Line 1,148:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
||[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
|100
|10-20
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[bow staff]]
||[[bow staff]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 850: Line 1,163:
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
||[[chrome sword]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
Line 860: Line 1,173:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
||[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
||[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
Line 882: Line 1,195:
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
|-
|-
|[[giant candy cane]]
||[[giant candy cane]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|2-handed staff
|
|
|2-handed staff
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
|+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[goulauncher]]
||[[goulauncher]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|35 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
Line 896: Line 1,210:
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
||[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed leafblower
|  +1-25 [[Monster Level]] based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
|-
||[[linoleum crossbow]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|2-handed chainsaw
|
|
*Weapon Damage +100%  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
||[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed flamethrower
|2-handed flamethrower
|
|
*+20 Hot Damage
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*Converts all physical damage to Hot
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|10-20
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
||[[Moonthril Longbow]]
|10-20
|40 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
||[[plastic nunchaku]]
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|None
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+11 Sleaze Damage
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Moxie +11
|-
|-
|[[plastic guitar]]
||[[plastic guitar]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|35 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
Line 928: Line 1,281:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|3-handed ...weapon
|3-handed ...weapon
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
||[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*-1 MP to use Skills
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Has a cool Cadenza
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[snow shovel]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*All Attributes +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
||[[soylent staff]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 944: Line 1,318:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
||[[Staff of Fats]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
||[[Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying)]]
|10-20
|35 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mox
|35 Muscle
|2-handed leafblower
|2-handed sword
| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
||[[tin drum]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed drum
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*+1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
||[[Trusty]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed axe
|
*Quest item in AoB run
|-
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
|
*+1-25 Monster Level
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
||[[icy-hot katana]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
Line 968: Line 1,380:
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
||[[ninja mop]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[pentatonic accordion]]
|9-18
|30 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+9 {{element|Cold}}
*Enables casting of 12-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
||[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
|90
|9-18
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed banjo
Line 985: Line 1,406:
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
||[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
|90
|9-18
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
Line 996: Line 1,417:
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
||[[4-dimensional guitar]]
|80
|8-16
|50 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
Line 1,004: Line 1,433:
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
||[[boilgun]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed rifle
|
*+8 {{element|Hot}}
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
|-
||[[bone bandoneon]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+7 {{element|Spooky}}
*Enables casting of 6-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[bubble bauble bow]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|2-handed bow
Line 1,013: Line 1,459:
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
||[[can cannon]]
|80
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[clockwork staff]]
|8-16
|25 Mysticality
|25 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
||[[clockwork sword]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
||[[Crimbo ukulele]]
|80
|8-16
|20 Moxie
|20 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
||[[crowbarrr]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
| [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
||[[elephant stinger]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
||[[flypaper staff]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[frigid hankyū]]
||[[frigid hankyū]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|2-handed bow
Line 1,060: Line 1,523:
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
||[[frozen nunchaku]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[goblin autoblowgun]]
||[[giant spider leg]]
|80
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*+10 [[element|Sleaze]]
*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[goblin autoblowgun]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed blowgun
|2-handed blowgun
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*Does poison [[Passive Damage]]
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
||[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 1,093: Line 1,564:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
||[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[savory crossbow]]
||[[savory crossbow]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|-
|[[savory staff]]
||[[savory staff]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|80
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|-
|[[can cannon]]
|75
|22 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
|75
|22 Mus
|2-handed spear
|
*Muscle +3
*50% chance of poisoning opponent.
|-
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
||[[squeaky staff]]
|75
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|22 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 1,145: Line 1,592:
*[[Monster Level]] +6
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
||[[wholeberd]]
|75
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
||[[wiffle-flail]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|22 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
Line 1,154: Line 1,607:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
||[[25-meat staff]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[flamingo mallet]]
||[[flamingo mallet]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*+4 to Monster Level
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% Meat from Monsters
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|20 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[repeating crossbow]]
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
||[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|69
|7-14
|19 Muscle
|19 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|-
|[[repeating crossbow]]
||[[accordion file]]
|65
|6-12
|17 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO sword]]
||[[BRICKO sword]]
|60
|6-12
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*Weapon Damage +6
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
||[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
Line 1,216: Line 1,678:
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
||[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 1,224: Line 1,686:
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[cardboard crossbow]]
||[[cardboard crossbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
||[[cardboard staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat crossbow]]
||[[dense meat crossbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
||[[dense meat staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
||[[dense meat sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
||[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
||[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
||[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
||[[glistening staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 1,284: Line 1,746:
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
||[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|3-handed spear
|3-handed spear
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
||[[infernal fife]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|2-handed flute
|  +7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
||[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[pair of bolt cutters]]
||[[pair of bolt cutters]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
| [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
||[[poutine pole]]
|6-11
|12 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[slightly peevedbow]]
||[[slightly peevedbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|2-handed bow
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam crossbow]]
||[[styrofoam crossbow]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
Line 1,318: Line 1,794:
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
||[[styrofoam staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
Line 1,326: Line 1,802:
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
||[[wooden axe]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[infernal fife]]
|55
|12 Moxie
|2-handed flute
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|55
|12 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[astral bludgeon]]
||[[astral bludgeon]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[astral longbow]]
||[[astral longbow]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed bow
|2-handed bow
|
|
*Moxie +25%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*Ranged Damage +20
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+30% Meat from Monsters
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
||[[Ax of L'rose]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[bal-musette accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Cajun accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[deathchucks]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Disco Banjo]]
||[[Disco Banjo]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed banjo
Line 1,380: Line 1,868:
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat crossbow]]
||[[dripping meat crossbow]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
||[[dripping meat staff]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|10 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
|[[gift-a-pult]]
||[[gift-a-pult]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed giftapult
|2-handed giftapult
| Allows hurling of Gift Items
|-
||[[guancertina]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 9-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[high-energy mining laser]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*2x chance of Fumble
*+20 Hot Damage
|-
||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed drill
|
|
*Allows hurling of Gift Items
*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
|-
|-
|[[inflatable baseball bat]]
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Weapon Damage +30
*Bonus weakens with each use
|-
|-
|[[office-supply crossbow]]
||[[office-supply crossbow]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +3
|-
||[[quirky accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
||[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed gun
|2-handed gun
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color="red">-10%</font>) or your opponent's
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color=red>-10%</font>) or your opponent's
|-
|-
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
||[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
Line 1,433: Line 1,952:
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
||[[Skipper's accordion]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10% Pickpocket Chance
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[warbear exhaust manifold]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for Accordion Thieves only
|-
||[[worm-riding hooks]]
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
||[[big bass drum]]
|45
|4-7
|7 Mus
|2 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|2-handed drum
|
|
*Weapon Damage +4
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
|-
|-
|[[calavera concertina]]
||[[calavera concertina]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|5 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dueling banjo]]
||[[dueling banjo]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|5 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed banjo
Line 1,462: Line 2,002:
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[half-sized guitar]]
||[[half-sized guitar]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|5 Moxie
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
||[[mama's squeezebox]]
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables casting of 8-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[pocket theremin]]
|4-7
|2 Moxie
|2-handed theremin
|  +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[pool cue]]
||[[pool cue]]
|40
|4-8
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
||[[rubber axe]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[spooky staff]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
||[[starchy staff]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
||[[weighted paperclip chain]]
|4-8
|None
|2-handed flail
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
|-
|[[big bass drum]]
||[[amok putter]]
|35
|3-6
|2 Moxie
|None
|2-handed drum
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+9 Hot Damage
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
*+9 Cold Damage
*Combat Initiative +18%
|-
|-
|[[pocket theremin]]
||[[baritone accordion]]
|35
|3-6
|2 Moxie
|None
|2-handed theremin
|2-handed accordion
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*Regenerate 2-4 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
||[[Barney's rake]]
|35
|3-5
|2 Muscle
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 Spooky Damage
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[beer-soaked mop]]
||[[beer-soaked mop]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 Sleaze Damage
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
||[[grave robbing shovel]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[out-of-tune biwa]]
||[[out-of-tune biwa]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +2
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
||[[spooky stick]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[stone banjo]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed banjo
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[third-hand nunchaku]]
||[[third-hand nunchaku]]
|30
|3-6
|7 Muscle
|7 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
|25
|None
|2-handed banjo
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
||[[wooden stakes]]
|25
|3-5
|None
|None
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
||[[basic meat crossbow]]
|20
|2-4
|5 Moxie
|5 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
||[[basic meat staff]]
|20
|2-4
|5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
||[[basic meat sword]]
|20
|2-4
|5 Muscle
|5 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
||[[beer-battered accordion]]
|2-4
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+2 Sleaze Damage
*(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
|-
|[[slingshot]]
||[[slingshot]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|2-handed slingshot
|2-handed slingshot
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
||[[soup-chucks]]
|15
|2-3
|None
|None
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[antique accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs for all classes
|-
|-
|[[archaeologing shovel]]
||[[archaeologing shovel]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
| Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
*Permitted 30 digs in Bigg's Dig
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
||[[big stick]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[stolen accordion]]
||[[stolen accordion]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 5-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[toy accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
| Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[trash net]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*Quest item
|-
||[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
|0-0
|None
|2-handed book
| Lends Power to Your Words
|-
||[[gnollish nunchaku]]
|N/A
|None
|2-handed flail
| No longer available in game
|-
|-
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 16:39, 30 August 2016

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Two-handed weapons require two hands, which means Off-hand Items and Double-Fisted Skull Smashing cannot be used at the same time. Despite the name, three-handed weapons are treated exactly like two-handed weapons; the term is often applied to overcomplicated weapons, such as the ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon and the ridiculously huge sword.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 30-60 100 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
bag of unfinished business 23-45 200 Moxie 2-handed doggie bag
  • +40 Stench Damage
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
Chester's bag of candy 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed ranged weapon
Coily™ 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed spring
cozy bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
  • Moxie +15%
  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Makes you a much better diver
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
FDKOL fire hose 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed hose +200 Cold Damage
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
giant fishhook 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed spear  
giant shrimp fork 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
  • Mysticality +20%
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Maximum MP +100
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dodgeball 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed dodgeball
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
miniature deck cannon 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed handcannon
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty staff 20-40 85 Mysticality 2-handed staff
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed banjo
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
slime-covered staff 20-40 200 Mysticality 2-handed staff
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sword of Procedural Generation 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • Varies player to player
The Trickster's Trikitixa 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed accordion
triple barreled barrel gun 20-40 85 Moxie 3-handed shotgun
  • Weapon Damage +100%
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
Underworld flail 20-40 150 Moxie 2-handed flail
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Zim Merman's guitar 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
beer-a-pult 19-38 80 Moxie 3-handed catapult
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
fire poi 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed flail
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
massive sitar 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed sitar
alarm accordion 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
charming flute 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed flute
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
peace accordion 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed accordion
star crossbow 17-33 67 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
accordionoid rocca 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
  • Enables casting of 18-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
arse-shooting crossbow 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed axe Weapon Damage +16
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
jungle drum 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed drum
magilaser blastercannon 16-31 62 Moxie 2-handed laser cannon
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
tommy gun 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed rifle
a butt tuba 15-29 57 Moxie 2-handed horn +15 Sleaze Damage
automatic catapult 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed autopult  
backwoods banjo 15-30 50 Moxie 2-handed banjo
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.B.F.G. 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed rifle
double barreled barrel gun 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed shotgun
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
mercenary rifle 15-30 30 Moxie 2-handed rifle
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • Combat Initiative +50%
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
toxic mop 15-30 50 Muscle 2-handed polearm
acoustic guitarrr 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed guitar +8% Meat from Monsters
armgun 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed machine gun
black kettle drum 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed drum
carob cannon 14-27 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
ghost accordion 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • +5 Spooky Damage
  • +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • Enables casting of 16-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
autocalliope 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed accordion
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
ga-ga radio 13-25 47 Moxie 2-handed radio
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bow 13-26 30 Moxie 2-handed bow
hand-carved staff 13-26 30 Muscle 2-handed staff
hot cross bow 13-26 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
lucky ball-and-chain 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed flail  
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
projectile icemaker 13-25 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone and arrows 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed bow +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
chrome crossbow 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
non-Euclidean non-accordion 12-23 42 Moxie 2-handed accordion
ocarina of space 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed flute
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
Accordion of Jordion 11-21 37 Moxie 2-handed accordion
asbestos crossbow 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bone flute 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed flute +11 Spooky Damage
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
sack of doorknobs 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed sack  
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bounty-hunting rifle 10-20 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
goulauncher 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
The Landscaper's leafblower 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed leafblower +1-25 Monster Level based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
linoleum crossbow 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion flamethrower 10-20 None 2-handed flamethrower
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
Moonthril Longbow 10-20 40 Moxie 2-handed bow
plastic nunchaku 10-20 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Rain-Doh violet bo 10-20 None 2-handed staff
  • +11 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +11
plastic guitar 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed guitar
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 10-20 None 2-handed accordion
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Staff of Fats 10-20 35 Mysticality 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 35 Mysticality 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
tin drum 10-20 None 2-handed drum
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
pentatonic accordion 9-18 30 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed banjo
Squeezebox of the Ages 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion
4-dimensional guitar 8-16 50 Moxie 2-handed guitar
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
boilgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bone bandoneon 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed accordion
bubble bauble bow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
can cannon 8-15 22 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
clockwork staff 8-16 25 Mysticality 2-handed staff
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo ukulele 8-16 20 Moxie 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frigid hankyū 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
giant spider leg 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed club
goblin autoblowgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed blowgun
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +4
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 7-14 20 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
repeating crossbow 7-13 17 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
accordion file 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
dense meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +3
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
eXtreme meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +7
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
infernal fife 6-11 12 Moxie 2-handed flute +7 Hot Damage
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
slightly peevedbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed bow  
styrofoam crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral longbow 5-10 None 2-handed bow
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
bal-musette accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Cajun accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Disco Banjo 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +2
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
gift-a-pult 5-10 None 2-handed giftapult Allows hurling of Gift Items
guancertina 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
high-energy mining laser 5-10 None 2-handed rifle
high-temperature mining drill 5-10 None 2-handed drill
  • Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
office-supply crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
quirky accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Red Rover BB gun 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed gun
Rock and Roll Legend 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Skipper's accordion 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
warbear exhaust manifold 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
big bass drum 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed drum
calavera concertina 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion
dueling banjo 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed banjo
half-sized guitar 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed guitar
mama's squeezebox 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion
pocket theremin 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed theremin +4 Spooky Damage
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
amok putter 3-6 None 2-handed club
  • +9 Hot Damage
  • +9 Cold Damage
  • Combat Initiative +18%
baritone accordion 3-6 None 2-handed accordion
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
out-of-tune biwa 3-6 None 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +2
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
stone banjo 3-5 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
basic meat crossbow 2-4 5 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
beer-battered accordion 2-4 None 2-handed accordion
  • +2 Sleaze Damage
  • (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
slingshot 2-4 None 2-handed slingshot  
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
antique accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
stolen accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
toy accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
trash net 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
  • Quest item
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
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