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→[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]]): corrected req for Bubble Bauble Bow and moved it up a few cells.
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Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.


All crossbows, slingshots, banjos, guitars, pistols, and accordions are [[ranged weapons]]. All other items are considered [[melee weapons]] unless otherwise noted.
As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]], using Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]], and weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]], using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are [[Mysticality weapons]], which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].


If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
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==[[Melee weapons]] ([[Muscle]])==
==[[Melee weapons]] ([[Muscle]])==


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|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Power
! Requirements
! Req
! Weapon Type
! Hands
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[antique spear]]
|[[antique spear]]
|200
|200
|85 Muscle
|85 Mus
|1-handed polearm
|1
|
|
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -30%</span>
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
:Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
:Occasionally breaks
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
:Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]] outfit
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
:[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|200
|200
|85 Muscle
|85 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
*All Attributes +11
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|200
|85 Mus
|1
|
|
:All Attributes +11
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
:Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|200
|200
|85 Muscle
|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|2
|[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[Bashy]].
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|[[duct tape sword]]
|195
|195
|82 Muscle
|82 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
:+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
:Part of the [[Tapered Threads]] outfit
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|190
|190
|80 Muscle
|80 Mus
|2-handed club
|2
|  
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|190
|190
|80 Muscle
|80 Mus
|2-handed flail
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|180
|180
|75 Muscle
|75 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:All Attributes +7
*All Attributes +7
:Awarded to people who find a few bugs
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|180
|180
|75 Muscle
|75 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|1
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pike pike]]
|[[plexiglass pike pike]]
|180
|180
|75 Muscle
|75 Mus
|2-handed spear
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
:+10 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]]
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
:+30% [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
:Hardcore Oxygenarian Ascension Reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
|[[lead pipe]]
|175
|175
|72 Muscle
|72 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
|175
|175
|72 Muscle
|72 Mus
|2-handed club
|2
|  
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|-
|[[denim axe]]
|[[denim axe]]
|170
|170
|70 Muscle
|70 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
|[[giant foam finger]]
|170
|170
|70 Muscle
|70 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
:[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
|-
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|165
|165
|67 Muscle
|67 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
|165
|165
|67 Muscle
|67 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[star staff]]
|[[star staff]]
|165
|165
|67 Muscle
|67 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star sword]]
|[[star sword]]
|165
|165
|67 Muscle
|67 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|171
|171
|66 Muscle
|66 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:Successful hit weakens opponent
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
:[[Monster Level]] -10
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[black sword]]
|[[black sword]]
|160
|160
|65 Muscle
|65 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|160
|160
|65 Muscle
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1
|
|
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|[[pointed stick]]
|160
|160
|65 Muscle
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1
|
|
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|155
|155
|62 Muscle
|62 Mus
|3-handed staff
|3
|
|
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|2-handed polearm?
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
:[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to Spazworrier.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
|[[drywall axe]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2
|
|
:All Attributes +2
*All Attributes +2
:All Attributes +3%
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|[[giant needle]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|2-handed spear
|2
| +5 to [[Monster Level]]
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|150
|60 Mus
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]].
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|60 Mus
|1
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|150
|150
|60 Muscle
|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
|150
|60 Mus
|1
|
|
:Intrinsic effect:[[Shiny Happy Weapon]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
:[[Radio KoL]] contest prize
*Myst substat only
|-
|-
|[[batblade]]
|[[batblade]]
|145
|145
|57 Muscle
|57 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|140
|140
|55 Muscle
|55 Mus
|3-handed sword
|3
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|150
|55 Mus
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|[[broken sword]]
|135
|135
|52 Muscle
|52 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Spooky Resistance]]
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|135
|135
|52 Muscle
|52 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|135
|52 Muscle
|52 Mus
|1-handed dagger
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|130
|130
|50 Muscle
|50 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|1
|[[Elemental Resistance|Slight Resistance to All Elements]]
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
|125
|47 Mus
|1
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|125
|125
|47 Muscle
|47 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% (most when [[Grimace]] and the mini-moon are dark)
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|[[pitchfork]]
|125
|125
|47 Muscle
|47 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|[[asbestos sword]]
|120
|120
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
|[[buffalo blade]]
|120
|120
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
:+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
|[[giant cheesestick]]
|120
|120
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
:+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|[[hairy staff]]
|135
|135
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
:Regenerate 5-7 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
|[[linoleum staff]]
|120
|120
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
|[[meatspout staff]]
|125
|125
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]  +7
:+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
:+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|135
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
:5x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
|[[shuddersword]]
|125
|125
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
|[[smoldering staff]]
|125
|125
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|135
|45 Mus
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
:+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|130
|130
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|120
|120
|45 Muscle
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
|[[lupine sword]]
|115
|115
|42 Muscle
|42 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| +9 {{element|Spooky}}
| +9 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[ram stick]]
|[[ram stick]]
|115
|115
|42 Muscle
|42 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|[[serpentine sword]]
|115
|115
|42 Muscle
|42 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| +10 to [[Monster Level]] (+20 with [[snake shield]] equipped)
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
|[[chrome staff]]
|110
|110
|40 Muscle
|40 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum sword]]
|[[linoleum sword]]
|110
|110
|40 Muscle
|40 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
|[[asbestos staff]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bow staff]]
|[[bow staff]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
|[[chrome sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
: +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
:+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
:Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|3-handed ...weapon
|3
|
|
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:3x [[Fumble Chance|chance of Fumble]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|100
|35 Mus
|1
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
|[[soylent staff]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
|[[spiked femur]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
:[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
|[[time sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35 Muscle
|35 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
:+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|200
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|90
|90
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|90
|90
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
|[[ninja mop]]
|90
|90
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|90
|90
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
:4x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
:Hardcore Ascension Reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
|[[vorpal blade]]
|90
|90
|30 Muscle
|30 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2
|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
|[[clockwork sword]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[HP Restorers|Heals]] 3-24 HP on Critical Hit
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|125
|125
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
:[[Ultra Rares|Ultra Rare]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|[[crowbarrr]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
|80
|25 Mus
|2
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed flail
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
|[[grass blade]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|
|-
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|80
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]  +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|80
|25 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|
|
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[savory staff]]
|[[savory staff]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
|[[savory sword]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|[[wholeberd]]
|80
|80
|25 Muscle
|25 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|-
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
|[[squeaky staff]]
|75
|75
|22 Muscle
|22 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:+6 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
|[[sword of static]]
|[[sword of static]]
|75
|75
|22 Muscle
|22 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
:Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|75
|75
|22 Muscle
|22 Mus
|2-handed flail
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
:[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
|[[25-meat staff]]
|70
|70
|20 Muscle
|20 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|70
|70
|20 Muscle
|20 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|80
|70
|20 Muscle
|20 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
:+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|70
|70
|20 Muscle
|20 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
:+3 to [[Monster Level]]
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|70
|70
|20 Muscle
|20 Mus
|1-handed club
|2
| +4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|70
|20 Mus
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|69
|69
|19 Muscle
|19 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[:Category:Custom Items|Custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]].
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
|[[cardboard staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
|[[cardboard sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|90
|90
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
:[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
:[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
:Allows for the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
|[[dense meat staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
|[[dense meat sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5 ([[Disco Bandit]]s only)
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[flaming crutch]]
|[[flaming crutch]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
|[[glistening staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|3-handed spear
|3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|90
|90
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
|[[muculent machete]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
:+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
|[[sabre teeth]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
|[[styrofoam staff]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:+3 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:+3 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
|[[wooden axe]]
|60
|60
|15 Muscle
|15 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|[[poutine pole]]
|55
|55
|12 Muscle
|12 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
|[[balloon sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] -2
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7 ([[Seal Clubber]]s only)
|
:SC's [[Epic Weapon]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
|[[dripping meat staff]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed mace
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7 (TT only)
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
:[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
:Allows for the casting of 10-turn TT buffs
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|30
|30
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
|
|
: +3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
:+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
|[[pestoblade]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
|[[pixel sword]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
:+3 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|50
|50
|10 Muscle
|10 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*No longer drops
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish nunchaku]]
|[[Gnollish nunchaku]]
|45
|45
|7 Muscle
|7 Mus
|2-handed flail
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
*No longer drops
|-
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
|[[basic meat staff]]
|20
|20
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
|[[basic meat sword]]
|20
|20
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
:+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
:[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|40
|
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
|[[rubber axe]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
|[[starchy staff]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
|[[starchy sword]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
|[[suede shortsword]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[white sword]]
|[[white sword]]
|40
|40
|5 Muscle
|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|35
|35
|2 Muscle
|2 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
:+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|35
|35
|2 Muscle
|2 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|35
|35
|2 Muscle
|2 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|[[spooky staff]]
|35
|35
|2 Muscle
|2 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
:+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|[[asparagus knife]]
|15
|15
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[bar whip]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
|[[bat whip]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
:[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
|[[big stick]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1
|
|All Attributes +1
:All Attributes +1
:A gift to players on their fourth year KoL anniversary
|-
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
|[[cardboard katana]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
|-
|-
|[[chisel]]
|[[chisel]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
|[[MP Restorers|Drains MP]] on Successful Hit
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
|[[clown hammer]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
|Changes [[Sound Effects]]
|Squeaky!
|-
|-
|[[clown whip]]
|[[clown whip]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[cool whip]]
|[[cool whip]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[costume sword]]
|10
|0 Mus
|1
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[demon whip]]
|[[demon whip]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
:+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
|[[dishrag]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +3% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2
|
|
:+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
:<span style="color:red;">[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</span>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
|[[halfberd]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed polearm
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
|[[hippo whip]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +10 to [[Monster Level]]
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
|[[ice sickle]]
|100
|100
|0 Mus
|1
|
|
|1-handed scythe
*[[Monster Level]] +15
|
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
:+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
:+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|15
|15
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
|[[little paper umbrella]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|1
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|25
|25
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
|[[penguin whip]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|40
|0 Mus
|2
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
|[[rattail whip]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
:[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[saucepan]]
|10
| -
|1-handed saucepan
|Allows for the casting of 5-turn [[Sauceror]] buffs
|-
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
|[[scorpion whip]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
:50% chance of poisoning opponent
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
|[[skeleton bone]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed club
|1
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
|[[spooky stick]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|
|
:[[Combat Initiative]] +15%  
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
:[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed wand
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[white whip]]
|[[white whip]]
|10
|10
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
| +1 [[Stats from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
|[[wooden stakes]]
|25
|25
| -
|0 Mus
|2-handed spear
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|50
|50
| -
|0 Mus
|2-handed club
|2
|A quest item
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[yak whip]]
|[[yak whip]]
|20
|20
| -
|0 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1
|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|}
|}


==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==


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|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Power
! Requirements
! Req
! Weapon Type
! Hands
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|10
|10
|125 Mysticality
|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per adventure
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Hot}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|10
|10
|125 Mysticality
|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per adventure
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|10
|10
|125 Mysticality
|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per adventure
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Stench}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|10
|10
|125 Mysticality
|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Cold}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|200
|200
|85 Mysticality
|85 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|[[war tongs]]
|180
|180
|75 Mysticality
|75 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
:+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|[[star spatula]]
|150
|150
|60 Mysticality
|60 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|120
|120
|45 Mysticality
|45 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|110
|110
|40 Mysticality
|40 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|100
|100
|35 Mysticality
|35 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
|[[huge spoon]]
|90
|90
|30 Mysticality
|30 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
|[[clockwork staff]]
|80
|80
|25 Mysticality
|25 Mys
|2-handed staff
|2
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:Restores 3-24 [[MP Restorers|MP]] on Critical Hit
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|80
|80
|25 Mysticality
|25 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
|[[chopsticks]]
|75
|75
|23 Mysticality
|23 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
:[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +12
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|10
|10
|20 Mysticality
|20 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
:+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|90
|90
|15 Mysticality
|15 Mys
|1-handed saucepan
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
:+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
:[[Sauceror]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
:Allows casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[filthy pestle]]
|60
|15 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
|90
|90
|15 Mysticality
|15 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
:+10% [[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] from Monsters
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
:[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
:[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|[[filthy pestle]]
|60
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|10
|10
|15 Mysticality
|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
:Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|10
|10
|15 Mysticality
|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|10
|10
|15 Mysticality
|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
:[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
:Can be jiggled in combat, doing physical damage
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|50
|50
|10 Mysticality
|10 Mys
|1-handed saucepan
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:(Bonus for Saucerors only)
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
:[[Sauceror]]'s [[Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
:Allows for the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|50
|50
|10 Mysticality
|10 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
:[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
:(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
:[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
|[[basic meat spork]]
|45
|45
|7 Mysticality
|7 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage +3]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[jack flapper]]
|[[jack flapper]]
|35
|35
|2 Mysticality
|2 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|100
| -
|1-handed artsy-thing
|A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
:All Attributes +X% based on [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|moonlight]]
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[corn holder]]
|20
|0 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|25
|0 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[Gnollish pie server]]
|20
|0 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|25
|0 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|20
|0 Mys
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
|10
|0 Mys
|1
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|100
|0 Mys
|1
|
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*All Attributes +0-25%
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[portable corkscrew]]
|[[portable corkscrew]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[saucepan]]
|10
|0 Mys
|1
|Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|-
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[spork]]
|[[spork]]
|30
|30
| -
|0 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|25
| -
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|25
| -
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[corn holder]]
|20
| -
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[Gnollish pie server]]
|20
| -
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|20
| -
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
|10
| -
|1-handed utensil
| -
|}
|}


==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])==
==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])==


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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Power
! Requirements
! Req
! Hands
! Hands
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
| [[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
| 200
|200
| 85 Moxie
|85 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|-
|-
| [[fire poi]]
|[[beer-a-pult]]
| 190
|190
| 80 Moxie
|80 Mox
| 2
|3
|
|
: +15 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
:+3 [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[beer bong]]
|[[beer bong]]
| 190
|190
| 80 Moxie
|80 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
: +15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
:+5 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
| [[beer-a-pult]]
|[[fire poi]]
| 190
|190
| 80 Moxie
|80 Mox
| 3
|2
|
|
: +10 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
:+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[massive sitar]]
|[[massive sitar]]
| 190
|190
| 80 Moxie
|80 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|-
| [[didgeridooka]]
|[[didgeridooka]]
| 180
|180
| 75 Moxie
|75 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|-
|-
| [[toy ray gun]]
|[[toy ray gun]]
| 175
|175
| 72 Moxie
|72 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
: +5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
| [[happiness]]
|[[happiness]]
| 165
|165
| 67 Moxie
|67 Mox
| 1
|1
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
| [[star crossbow]]
|[[star crossbow]]
| 165
|165
| 67 Moxie
|67 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|-
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|160
|65 Mox
|2
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*All Attributes +15
*Allows [[Arse Shoot]]
|-
|-
| [[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|[[yohohoyo]]
| 160
|160
| 65 Moxie
|65 Mox
| 2
|1
|
|
: All Attributes +15
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:Can [[Arse Shoot]]
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
:A custom item given to Kucolan
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[automatic catapult]]
|[[automatic catapult]]
| 150
|150
| 60 Moxie
|60 Mox
| 2
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
|150
|60 Mox
|2
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[armed gun]]
|[[armed gun]]
|140
|140
|55 Moxie
|55 Mox
|2
|2
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|
:2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
| [[star boomerang]]
|[[star boomerang]]
| 135
|135
| 52 Moxie
|52 Mox
| 1
|1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
| [[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
| 130
|130
| 50 Moxie
|50 Mox
| 2
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[ga-ga radio]]
|[[ga-ga radio]]
| 125
|125
| 47 Moxie
|47 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
: +1 [[Stats from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
:[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|-
| [[carob cannon]]
|[[carob cannon]]
| 135
|135
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
: +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
: +5 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
| [[chrome crossbow]]
|[[chrome crossbow]]
| 120
|120
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
: +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
| [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
| 120
|120
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|-
|-
| [[hot cross bow]]
|[[hot cross bow]]
| 130
|130
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
: +5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
| [[potato pistol]]
|[[potato pistol]]
| 120
|120
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
:+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[projectile icemaker]]
|[[projectile icemaker]]
| 125
|125
| 45 Moxie
|45 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
: +5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
| [[asbestos crossbow]]
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
| 110
|110
| 40 Moxie
|40 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
| [[Grimacite gat]]
|[[Grimacite gat]]
| 150
|150
| 40 Moxie
|40 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
| [[sack of doorknobs]]
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
| 110
|110
| 40 Moxie
|40 Mox
| 2
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[acoustic guitarrr]]
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
| 100
|100
| 35 Moxie
|35 Mox
| 2
|2
| +2% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| +2% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
|[[can of fake snow]]
|100
|35 Mox
|1
|
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goulauncher]]
|100
|100
|25 Moxie
|35 Mox
|2
|2
| +15% [[Items from Monsters]]
:Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]] outfit
|-
| [[can of fake snow]]
| 100
| 35 Moxie
| 1
|
|
: Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]] outfit
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
| [[goulauncher]]
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
| 100
|100
| 35 Moxie
|35 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
| [[linoleum crossbow]]
|[[prehistoric spear]]
| 100
|100
| 35 Moxie
|35 Mox
| 2
|1
|  
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7,
:[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
| [[prehistoric spear]]
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
| 100
|90
| 35 Moxie
|30 Mox
| 1
|1
| 2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
| 90
|100
| 30 Moxie
|25 Mox
| 1
|2
|
|
: Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]] outfit
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
:+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
:+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
| [[savory crossbow]]
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
| 80
|80
| 25 Moxie
|25 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[clockwork crossbow]]
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
| 80
|80
| 25 Moxie
|25 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
:[[Monster Level|Weakens Monster]] on Critical Hit
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]] on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
| [[lead yo-yo]]
|[[lead yo-yo]]
| 80
|80
| 25 Moxie
|25 Mox
| 1
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[bubble bauble bow]]
|[[savory crossbow]]
| 80
|80
| 25 Moxie
|25 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
:+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[can cannon]]
|[[can cannon]]
| 75
|75
| 22 Moxie
|22 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:+3 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
 
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
| [[Crimbo ukelele]]
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
| 80
|80
| 20 Moxie
|20 Mox
| 2
|2
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
| [[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
|[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
| 70
|70
| 20 Moxie
|20 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
| [[grease gun]]
|[[grease gun]]
| 65
|65
| 17 Moxie
|17 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
:+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
| [[repeating crossbow]]
|[[repeating crossbow]]
| 65
|65
| 17 Moxie
|17 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
| [[bubblewrap crossbow]]
|[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
| [[cardboard crossbow]]
|[[cardboard crossbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
| [[Dense meat crossbow]]
|[[dense meat crossbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
|[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|-
| [[ratarang]]
|[[ratarang]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
:Ranged Damage +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
|-
|-
| [[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
| 90
|90
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
:+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
:+7 damage to DB skills
*+7 damage to DB combat skills
:[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
| [[slightly peevedbow]]
|[[slightly peevedbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
|[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
| 90
|90
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
:[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
:[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
:Allows for the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[styrofoam crossbow]]
|[[styrofoam crossbow]]
| 60
|60
| 15 Moxie
|15 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:+3 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
| [[can of maces]]
|[[can of maces]]
| 50
|50
| 10 Moxie
|10 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
:Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
| [[Disco Banjo]]
|[[Disco Banjo]]
| 50
|50
| 10 Moxie
|10 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:([[Disco Bandit]]s only)
*+3 damage to DB combat skills
:DB's [[Epic Weapon]]
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
| [[dripping meat crossbow]]
|[[dripping meat crossbow]]
| 50
|50
| 10 Moxie
|10 Mox
| 2
|2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
| [[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
| 50
|50
| 10 Moxie
|10 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7 ([[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] only)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
:AT's [[Epic Weapon]]
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
:Allows for the casting of 10-turn AT buffs
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
| [[curdflinger]]
|[[curdflinger]]
| 45
|45
| 7 Moxie
|7 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
| [[basic meat crossbow]]
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
| 20
|20
| 5 Moxie
|5 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
| [[calavera concertina]]
|[[calavera concertina]]
| 40
|40
| 5 Moxie
|5 Mox
| 2
|2
|
|
:[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
:Allows for the casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|-
| [[starchy crossbow]]
|[[starchy crossbow]]
| 40
|40
| 5 Moxie
|5 Mox
| 1
|1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
| [[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
| 100
|100
| -
|0 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
:+15% [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*[[:Category:Crossbows|Crossbows]] are affected by [[Crossbow Fever]]
:+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
:10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
:Shoots Bottle Rockets!
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
:Cannot be equipped while in Hardcore
*Shoots [[bottle-rockets]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
| [[disco ball]]
|[[disco ball]]
| 10
|10
| -
|0 Mox
| 1
|1
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[flaming juggler's balls]]
|[[flaming juggler's balls]]
| 100
|100
| -
|0 Mox
| 1
|1
|
|
: +10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
:+2 [[Stats from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
| [[slingshot]]
|[[slingshot]]
| 20
|20
| -
|0 Mox
| 2
|2
| -
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
| [[stolen accordion]]
|[[stolen accordion]]
| 10
|10
| -
|0 Mox
| 2
|2
|Allows for the casting of 5-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
|25
|0 Mox
|2
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
| [[stone banjo]]
| 25
| -
| 2
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|}
|}


Revision as of 02:56, 27 December 2007

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Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

Melee weapons (Muscle)

Name Power Req Hands Notes
antique spear 200 85 Mus 1
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 Mus 2
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
cursed cutlass 200 85 Mus 1
fetus-smashing club 200 85 Mus 2 A custom item given to Bashy
duct tape sword 195 82 Mus 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 Mus 2
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 Mus 2
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 Mus 2
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Mus 1 +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike 180 75 Mus 2
lead pipe 175 72 Mus 1
perforated battle paddle 175 72 Mus 2 Melee Damage +10
denim axe 170 70 Mus 2
giant foam finger 170 70 Mus 1 Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Mus 1
pygmy spear 165 67 Mus 1 Muscle +7
star staff 165 67 Mus 2 Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 Mus 2 Muscle +8
Drowsy Sword 171 66 Mus 2
black sword 160 65 Mus 1
giant cactus quill 160 65 Mus 1
pointed stick 160 65 Mus 1
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 Mus 3
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 Mus 2  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 Mus 2
drywall axe 150 60 Mus 2
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 Mus 2 Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 Mus 1 Melee Damage +11
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Mus 1 A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Mus 1
Radio Free Foil 150 60 Mus 2
witty rapier 150 60 Mus 1
batblade 145 57 Mus 1 Melee Damage +15
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 Mus 3
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Mus 1
broken sword 135 52 Mus 1 Slight Spooky Resistance
ram-battering staff 135 52 Mus 2
star stiletto 135 52 Mus 1 Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Mus 1 Slight Resistance to All Elements
curmudgel 125 47 Mus 1
Grimacite glaive 125 47 Mus 2
pitchfork 125 47 Mus 1 Melee Damage +9
asbestos sword 120 45 Mus 2
buffalo blade 120 45 Mus 2
giant cheesestick 120 45 Mus 2
hairy staff 135 45 Mus 2
linoleum staff 120 45 Mus 2
meatspout staff 125 45 Mus 2
shuddersword 125 45 Mus 2
smoldering staff 125 45 Mus 2
Spirit Precipice 135 45 Mus 2
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 Mus 2
two-handed depthsword 120 45 Mus 2  
lupine sword 115 42 Mus 1 +9 Spooky Damage
ram stick 115 42 Mus 2 Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 Mus 1 Monster Level +10
chrome staff 110 40 Mus 2
linoleum sword 110 40 Mus 2
asbestos staff 100 35 Mus 2
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Mus 1  
bow staff 100 35 Mus 2
chrome sword 100 35 Mus 2
Crimbo sword 100 35 Mus 2
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1
Mafia violin case 100 35 Mus 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 Mus 3
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1
soylent staff 100 35 Mus 2
spiked femur 100 35 Mus 1 +6 Spooky Damage
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Mus 1
time sword 100 35 Mus 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Mus 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Mus 1
icy-hot katana 90 30 Mus 2
kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 Mus 2 Melee Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Mus 1
vorpal blade 90 30 Mus 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 Mus 2
clockwork sword 80 25 Mus 2
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Mus 1
crowbarrr 80 25 Mus 2 Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 Mus 2
frozen nunchaku 80 25 Mus 2
grass blade 80 25 Mus 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 Mus 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 Mus 2
savory staff 80 25 Mus 2 Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 Mus 1 Muscle +4
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Mus 1
wholeberd 80 25 Mus 2 Melee Damage +6
squeaky staff 75 22 Mus 2
sword of static 75 22 Mus 1
wiffle-flail 75 22 Mus 2
25-meat staff 70 20 Mus 2  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Mus 1
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Mus 1
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Mus 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 Mus 2 Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 Mus 2 Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 Mus 2 A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
bubblewrap staff 60 15 Mus 2
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Mus 1
cardboard staff 60 15 Mus 2
cardboard sword 60 15 Mus 1
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Mus 1
dense meat staff 60 15 Mus 2 Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 Mus 2 Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Mus 1
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 Mus 2 Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 Mus 2 Muscle +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Mus 1 +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 Mus 2
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 Mus 3 Mysticality +3
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Mus 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 Mus 2
muculent machete 60 15 Mus 1
sabre teeth 60 15 Mus 1 Melee Damage +4
styrofoam staff 60 15 Mus 2
styrofoam sword 60 15 Mus 1
wooden axe 60 15 Mus 2 Muscle +3
poutine pole 55 12 Mus 2
balloon sword 50 10 Mus 1
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Mus 1
dripping meat staff 50 10 Mus 2 Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 Mus 1 Muscle +2
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Mus 1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Mus 1
pestoblade 50 10 Mus 1
pixel sword 50 10 Mus 1
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Mus 1
Gnollish nunchaku 45 7 Mus 2
basic meat staff 20 5 Mus 2 Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 Mus 2 Muscle +1
dreadlock whip 40 5 Mus 1
rubber axe 40 5 Mus 2 +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff 40 5 Mus 2 Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 Mus 1 Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Mus 1  
white sword 40 5 Mus 1 Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Mus 1
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Mus 1  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Mus 1  
spooky staff 35 2 Mus 2
asparagus knife 15 0 Mus 1 +1 Stench Damage
bar whip 10 0 Mus 1 +2 to Familiar Weight
bat whip 30 0 Mus 1
big stick 10 0 Mus 2  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 0 Mus 1 All Attributes +1
cardboard katana 30 0 Mus 1 Melee Damage +3
cardboard wakizashi 30 0 Mus 1 Damage Reduction: +2
chisel 10 0 Mus 1  
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 0 Mus 1 Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
clown hammer 10 0 Mus 1 Squeaky!
clown whip 10 0 Mus 1 So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 0 Mus 1  
costume sword 10 0 Mus 1
demon whip 10 0 Mus 1
dishrag 20 0 Mus 1 +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 0 Mus 1
grave robbing shovel 30 0 Mus 2
halfberd 30 0 Mus 1 Melee Damage +2
hippo whip 20 0 Mus 1 Monster Level +10
huge mirror shard 30 0 Mus 1 Melee Damage +5
ice sickle 100 0 Mus 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 0 Mus 1 Muscle +1
little paper umbrella 30 0 Mus 1 Spell Damage +1
palm-frond whip 25 0 Mus 1
penguin whip 20 0 Mus 1 +3% Meat from Monsters
pool cue 40 0 Mus 2 Moxie +3
rattail whip 30 0 Mus 1
scorpion whip 20 0 Mus 1
seal-clubbing club 10 0 Mus 1  
skeleton bone 30 0 Mus 1 +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 0 Mus 2 +2 Spooky Damage
sweet ninja sword 20 0 Mus 1  
tail o' nine cats 30 0 Mus 1
tiny ninja sword 20 0 Mus 1 Moxie +1
tiny plastic sword 10 0 Mus 1 Moxie +1
Wand of Nagamar 30 0 Mus 1  
white whip 10 0 Mus 1 +1 Stat Gains from Fights
wooden stakes 25 0 Mus 2 Melee Damage +1
worm-riding hooks 50 0 Mus 2  
yak whip 20 0 Mus 1 Successful hit weakens opponent

Mysticality weapons (Mysticality)

Name Power Req Hands Notes
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 Mys 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 Mys 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 Mys 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 Mys 1
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 Mys 1 A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
war tongs 180 75 Mys 1
star spatula 150 60 Mys 1 Spell Damage +15
silver shrimp fork 120 45 Mys 1
iron pasta spoon 110 40 Mys 1 Spell Damage +10
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 Mys 1 Spell Damage +13
huge spoon 90 30 Mys 1 Spell Damage +10
clockwork staff 80 25 Mys 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 Mys 1 Spell Damage +8
chopsticks 75 23 Mys 1
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 Mys 1
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 Mys 1
filthy pestle 60 15 Mys 1 Spell Damage +7
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 Mys 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 Mys 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 Mys 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 Mys 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 Mys 1
Pasta of Peril 50 10 Mys 1
basic meat spork 45 7 Mys 1
jack flapper 35 2 Mys 1 Spell Damage +5
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 0 Mys 1 +2 Sleaze Damage
corn holder 20 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +1
eggbeater 25 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +2
Gnollish pie server 20 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +3
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin spatula 30 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +4
Knob Goblin tongs 20 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +2
pasta spoon 10 0 Mys 1  
Periodical Paintbrush 100 0 Mys 1
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
portable corkscrew 30 0 Mys 1
saucepan 10 0 Mys 1 Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
shiny butcherknife 30 0 Mys 1 Spell Damage +5
spork 30 0 Mys 1 Muscle +2


Ranged weapons (Moxie)

Name Power Req Hands Notes
Zim Merman's guitar 200 85 Mox 2 Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult 190 80 Mox 3
beer bong 190 80 Mox 1
fire poi 190 80 Mox 2
massive sitar 190 80 Mox 2
didgeridooka 180 75 Mox 2 Moxie +9
toy ray gun 175 72 Mox 1
happiness 165 67 Mox 1 +12 Hot Damage
star crossbow 165 67 Mox 2
arse-shooting crossbow 160 65 Mox 2
yohohoyo 160 65 Mox 1
automatic catapult 150 60 Mox 2  
C.B.F.G. 150 60 Mox 2
armed gun 140 55 Mox 2
star boomerang 135 52 Mox 1 Moxie +5
lucky ball-and-chain 130 50 Mox 2  
ga-ga radio 125 47 Mox 2
carob cannon 135 45 Mox 2
chrome crossbow 120 45 Mox 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 120 45 Mox 2 Melee Damage +11
hot cross bow 130 45 Mox 2
potato pistol 120 45 Mox 1
projectile icemaker 125 45 Mox 2
asbestos crossbow 110 40 Mox 2
Grimacite gat 150 40 Mox 1
sack of doorknobs 110 40 Mox 2  
acoustic guitarrr 100 35 Mox 2 +2% Meat from Monsters
can of fake snow 100 35 Mox 1
goulauncher 100 35 Mox 2
linoleum crossbow 100 35 Mox 2
prehistoric spear 100 35 Mox 1 2x Critical Hit Chance
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 Mox 1
bounty-hunting rifle 100 25 Mox 2
bubble bauble bow 80 25 Mox 2
clockwork crossbow 80 25 Mox 1
lead yo-yo 80 25 Mox 1  
savory crossbow 80 25 Mox 2
can cannon 75 22 Mox 2
Crimbo ukelele 80 20 Mox 2 +10% Items from Monsters
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 70 20 Mox 2
grease gun 65 17 Mox 1
repeating crossbow 65 17 Mox 2
bubblewrap crossbow 60 15 Mox 2
cardboard crossbow 60 15 Mox 2
dense meat crossbow 60 15 Mox 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 60 15 Mox 2
ratarang 60 15 Mox 1
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 90 15 Mox 2
slightly peevedbow 60 15 Mox 2  
Squeezebox of the Ages 90 15 Mox 2
styrofoam crossbow 60 15 Mox 2
can of maces 50 10 Mox 1
Disco Banjo 50 10 Mox 2
dripping meat crossbow 50 10 Mox 2
Rock and Roll Legend 50 10 Mox 2
curdflinger 45 7 Mox 1
basic meat crossbow 20 5 Mox 2
calavera concertina 40 5 Mox 2
  • Moxie +3
  • Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
starchy crossbow 40 5 Mox 1
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 0 Mox 1
disco ball 10 0 Mox 1  
flaming juggler's balls 100 0 Mox 1
slingshot 20 0 Mox 2  
stolen accordion 10 0 Mox 2 Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stone banjo 25 0 Mox 2 Moxie +1


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