Weapons (by requirement)

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Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

Melee weapons (Muscle)

Name	Power	Req	Hands	Notes
antique spear	200	85 Mus	1	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	200	85 Mus	2	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
cursed cutlass	200	85 Mus	1	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Muscle +15
fetus-smashing club	200	85 Mus	2	A custom item given to Bashy
duct tape sword	195	82 Mus	1	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
cast-iron legacy paddle	190	80 Mus	2	Muscle +15 Melee Damage +10
giant driftwood sculpture	190	80 Mus	2	Moxie +8 Melee Damage +15
Bugfinder Blade	180	75 Mus	2	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella	180	75 Mus	1	+15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike	180	75 Mus	2	Melee Damage +25 +10 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30% SC's HCO reward
lead pipe	175	72 Mus	1	Muscle +6 Mysticality +6
perforated battle paddle	175	72 Mus	2	Melee Damage +10
denim axe	170	70 Mus	2	Muscle +10 Melee Damage +10
giant foam finger	170	70 Mus	1	Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	165	67 Mus	1	Mysticality +10 Melee Damage +10
pygmy spear	165	67 Mus	1	Muscle +7
star staff	165	67 Mus	2	Mysticality +8
star sword	165	67 Mus	2	Muscle +8
Drowsy Sword	171	66 Mus	2	Successful hit weakens opponent Monster Level -10
black sword	160	65 Mus	1	Part of the Black Armaments 3x Critical Hit Chance Melee Damage +7
giant cactus quill	160	65 Mus	1	3x Critical Hit Chance Maximum HP +30
pointed stick	160	65 Mus	1	2x Critical Hit Chance Melee Damage +10
giant discarded plastic fork	155	62 Mus	3	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags 2x Critical Hit Chance Combat Initiative -10%
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	150	60 Mus	2
bugbear-smiting sword	150	60 Mus	2	A custom item given to Spazworrier Melee Damage +10 Muscle +10
drywall axe	150	60 Mus	2	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
giant needle	150	60 Mus	2	Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass	150	60 Mus	1	Melee Damage +11
heteroerotic frat-paddle	150	60 Mus	1	A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand	150	60 Mus	1	Melee Damage +5 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Radio Free Foil	150	60 Mus	2	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon: Muscle +20
witty rapier	150	60 Mus	1	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
batblade	145	57 Mus	1	Melee Damage +15
ridiculously huge sword	140	55 Mus	3	Melee Damage +12 Muscle +4
vibrating cyborg knife	150	55 Mus	1	Melee Damage +20 3x Fumble Chance
broken sword	135	52 Mus	1	Slight Spooky Resistance
ram-battering staff	135	52 Mus	2	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
star stiletto	135	52 Mus	1	Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella	130	50 Mus	1	Slight Resistance to All Elements
curmudgel	125	47 Mus	1	Monster Level +8 Melee Damage +10
Grimacite glaive	125	47 Mus	2	A prize from The Raffle House Melee Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
pitchfork	125	47 Mus	1	Melee Damage +9
asbestos sword	120	45 Mus	2	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5
buffalo blade	120	45 Mus	2	Muscle +5 +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
giant cheesestick	120	45 Mus	2	Mysticality +5 +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
hairy staff	135	45 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
linoleum staff	120	45 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
meatspout staff	125	45 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
shuddersword	125	45 Mus	2	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Spooky Damage
smoldering staff	125	45 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
Spirit Precipice	135	45 Mus	2	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5 5x Critical Hit Chance
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	130	45 Mus	2	Muscle +7 +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
two-handed depthsword	120	45 Mus	2
lupine sword	115	42 Mus	1	+9 Spooky Damage +9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
ram stick	115	42 Mus	2	Moxie +5
serpentine sword	115	42 Mus	1	Monster Level +10 Monster Level +10 more if wielded with a snake shield
chrome staff	110	40 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
linoleum sword	110	40 Mus	2	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
asbestos staff	100	35 Mus	2	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5
bamboo bokuto	100	35 Mus	1
bow staff	100	35 Mus	2	Part of the Bow Tux Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3
chrome sword	100	35 Mus	2	Muscle +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Crimbo sword	100	35 Mus	2	Part of the Crimbo Duds Melee Damage +5
duck-on-a-string	100	35 Mus	1	Melee Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Mafia violin case	100	35 Mus	1	Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle Muscle +20 Melee Damage +30
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	100	35 Mus	3	3x Critical Hit Chance 3x Fumble Chance
roboduck-on-a-string	100	35 Mus	1	Melee Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
soylent staff	100	35 Mus	2	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
spiked femur	100	35 Mus	1	+6 Spooky Damage
Super Magic Power Sword X	100	35 Mus	1	Muscle +4 Combat Initiative +20% 2x Critical Hit Chance
time sword	100	35 Mus	1	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Tropical Crimbo Sword	100	35 Mus	1	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Melee Damage +5
vampire duck-on-a-string	100	35 Mus	1	Melee Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Brimstone Bludgeon	200	30 Mus	1	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Melee Damage +30 SC's BM reward
icy-hot katana	90	30 Mus	2	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
kneecapping stick	90	30 Mus	1	3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop	90	30 Mus	2	Melee Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh	90	30 Mus	1	Melee Damage +20 4x Critical Hit Chance Muscle +15% SC's HC reward
vorpal blade	90	30 Mus	1	Part of the Yendorian Finery 2x Critical Hit Chance
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80	25 Mus	2	Part of the Mining Gear Successful hit weakens opponent
clockwork sword	80	25 Mus	2	Melee Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
crazy bastard sword	125	25 Mus	1	An ultra-rare item Muscle +10 Melee Damage +15 3x Critical Hit Chance
crowbarrr	80	25 Mus	2	Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff	80	25 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
frozen nunchaku	80	25 Mus	2	Melee Damage +3 +3 Cold Damage
grass blade	80	25 Mus	1	Part of the Grass Guise Melee Damage +5
rib of the Bonerdagon	80	25 Mus	2	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
rusty grave robbing shovel	80	25 Mus	2	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
savory staff	80	25 Mus	2	Mysticality +4
savory sword	80	25 Mus	1	Muscle +4
spooky bicycle chain	80	25 Mus	1	+5 Spooky Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
wholeberd	80	25 Mus	2	Melee Damage +6
squeaky staff	75	22 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +6
sword of static	75	22 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
wiffle-flail	75	22 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
25-meat staff	70	20 Mus	2
flaming cardboard sword	70	20 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Hot Damage
Frost™ brand sword	70	20 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3 +3 Cold Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle	70	20 Mus	1	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble +4 Sleaze Damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	70	20 Mus	2	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	70	20 Mus	2	Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore	69	19 Mus	2	A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
bubblewrap staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2
bubblewrap sword	60	15 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
cardboard staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Melee Damage +3
cardboard sword	60	15 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3
Chelonian Morningstar	90	15 Mus	1	Muscle +11 Never Fumble TT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs Bonus for TTs only
dense meat staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +3
dense meat sword	60	15 Mus	2	Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane	60	15 Mus	1	Moxie +5 Bonus for DBs only
eXtreme meat staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	60	15 Mus	2	Muscle +7
flaming crutch	60	15 Mus	1	+3 Hot Damage
glistening staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +2 +3 Sleaze Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	60	15 Mus	3	Mysticality +3
Hammer of Smiting	90	15 Mus	1	Muscle +16 3x Critical Hit Chance SC's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
Knob Goblin elite polearm	60	15 Mus	2	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Melee Damage +3
muculent machete	60	15 Mus	1	Muscle +2 +5% Meat from Monsters
sabre teeth	60	15 Mus	1	Melee Damage +4
styrofoam staff	60	15 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +3
styrofoam sword	60	15 Mus	1	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3
wooden axe	60	15 Mus	2	Muscle +3
poutine pole	55	12 Mus	2	Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
balloon sword	50	10 Mus	1	Never Fumble Melee Damage -2
Bjorn's Hammer	50	10 Mus	1	Muscle +10 SC's Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
dripping meat staff	50	10 Mus	2	Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword	50	10 Mus	1	Muscle +2
Mace of the Tortoise	50	10 Mus	1	Muscle +7 TT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes) Bonus for TTs only
obsidian dagger	30	10 Mus	1	+3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
pestoblade	50	10 Mus	1	Muscle +3 +3 Stench Damage
pixel sword	50	10 Mus	1	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Combat Initiative +15%
Unionize The Elves sign	50	10 Mus	1	Successful hit weakens opponent No longer drops
Gnollish nunchaku	45	7 Mus	2	Melee Damage +4 No longer drops
basic meat staff	20	5 Mus	2	Mysticality +1
basic meat sword	20	5 Mus	2	Muscle +1
dreadlock whip	40	5 Mus	1	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Stench Damage Monster Level +10
rubber axe	40	5 Mus	2	+2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff	40	5 Mus	2	Mysticality +3
starchy sword	40	5 Mus	1	Muscle +3
suede shortsword	40	5 Mus	1
white sword	40	5 Mus	1	Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35	2 Mus	1	Melee Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
Gnollish flyswatter	35	2 Mus	1
Gnollish plunger	35	2 Mus	1
spooky staff	35	2 Mus	2	Mysticality +2 +2 Spooky Damage
asparagus knife	15	0 Mus	1	+1 Stench Damage
bar whip	10	0 Mus	1	+2 to Familiar Weight
bat whip	30	0 Mus	1	Spell Damage +10 Monster Level +5
big stick	10	0 Mus	2
bucket of anniversary lard	10	0 Mus	1	All Attributes +1
cardboard katana	30	0 Mus	1	Melee Damage +3 Melee Damage +20 more if dual-wielded with a cardboard wakizashi
cardboard wakizashi	30	0 Mus	1	Damage Reduction: +2 gives the cardboard katana 20 more Bonus Melee Damage when dual-wielded
chisel	10	0 Mus	1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	30	0 Mus	1	Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
clown hammer	10	0 Mus	1	Squeaky!
clown whip	10	0 Mus	1	So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip	10	0 Mus	1
costume sword	10	0 Mus	1	Melee Damage -10 Combat Initiative +30%
demon whip	10	0 Mus	1	+3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage
dishrag	20	0 Mus	1	+3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip	20	0 Mus	1	Part of the Gnauga Hides +3% Items from Monsters
grave robbing shovel	30	0 Mus	2	+3 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
halfberd	30	0 Mus	1	Melee Damage +2
hippo whip	20	0 Mus	1	Monster Level +10
huge mirror shard	30	0 Mus	1	Melee Damage +5
ice sickle	100	0 Mus	1	Monster Level +15 +5 Cold Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
Knob Goblin scimitar	15	0 Mus	1	Muscle +1
little paper umbrella	30	0 Mus	1	Spell Damage +1
palm-frond whip	25	0 Mus	1	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Melee Damage +30 Can break in combat
penguin whip	20	0 Mus	1	+3% Meat from Monsters
pool cue	40	0 Mus	2	Moxie +3
rattail whip	30	0 Mus	1	Moxie +5 Monster Level +5
scorpion whip	20	0 Mus	1	Melee Damage +13 50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
seal-clubbing club	10	0 Mus	1
skeleton bone	30	0 Mus	1	+1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick	30	0 Mus	2	+2 Spooky Damage
sweet ninja sword	20	0 Mus	1
tail o' nine cats	30	0 Mus	1	Combat Initiative +15% Monster Level +5
tiny ninja sword	20	0 Mus	1	Moxie +1
tiny plastic sword	10	0 Mus	1	Moxie +1
Wand of Nagamar	30	0 Mus	1
white whip	10	0 Mus	1	+1 Stat Gains from Fights
wooden stakes	25	0 Mus	2	Melee Damage +1
worm-riding hooks	50	0 Mus	2
yak whip	20	0 Mus	1	Successful hit weakens opponent

Mysticality weapons (Mysticality)

Name	Power	Req	Hands	Notes
Staff of the Grand Flambé	10	125 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage
Staff of the Grease Trap	10	125 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	10	125 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	10	125 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
Mjolnir Jr.	200	85 Mys	1	A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
war tongs	180	75 Mys	1	+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells
star spatula	150	60 Mys	1	Spell Damage +15
silver shrimp fork	120	45 Mys	1	Spell Damage +14 Melee Damage +5 Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
iron pasta spoon	110	40 Mys	1	Spell Damage +10
oversized pizza cutter	100	35 Mys	1	Spell Damage +13
huge spoon	90	30 Mys	1	Spell Damage +10
clockwork staff	80	25 Mys	2	Spell Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 MP on Critical hit
Knob Goblin melon baller	80	25 Mys	1	Spell Damage +8
chopsticks	75	23 Mys	1	Combat Initiative +20% Spell Damage +12
Staff of the Greasefire	10	20 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage
17-alarm Saucepan	90	15 Mys	1	Mysticality +11 +15 Damage to Hot Spells S' Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs Bonus for Ss only
filthy pestle	60	15 Mys	1	Spell Damage +7
Greek Pasta of Peril	90	15 Mys	1	Mysticality +11 Combat Initiative +25% Food Drops +10% P's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
Staff of Blood and Pudding	10	15 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to steal and restore HP
Staff of the Midnight Snack	10	15 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the Short Order Cook	10	15 Mys	1	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
5-Alarm Saucepan	50	10 Mys	1	Mysticality +7 S' Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes) Bonus for Ss only
Pasta of Peril	50	10 Mys	1	Mysticality +7 Combat Initiative +15% P's Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
basic meat spork	45	7 Mys	1	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3
jack flapper	35	2 Mys	1	Spell Damage +5
cheap plastic bottle opener	30	0 Mys	1	+2 Sleaze Damage
corn holder	20	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +1
eggbeater	25	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +2
Gnollish pie server	20	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +3
Gnollish slotted spoon	25	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin spatula	30	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +4
Knob Goblin tongs	20	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +2
pasta spoon	10	0 Mys	1
Periodical Paintbrush	100	0 Mys	1	A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest All Attributes +0-25% Boost based on Grimace darkness Cannot equip in Hardcore
portable corkscrew	30	0 Mys	1	Melee Damage +3 Spell Damage +3
saucepan	10	0 Mys	1	Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
shiny butcherknife	30	0 Mys	1	Spell Damage +5
spork	30	0 Mys	1	Muscle +2

Ranged weapons (Moxie)

Name	Power	Req	Hands	Notes
Zim Merman's guitar	200	85 Mox	2	Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult	190	80 Mox	3	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
beer bong	190	80 Mox	1	+15 Stench Damage Monster Level +5
fire poi	190	80 Mox	2	+15 Hot Damage Moxie +3
massive sitar	190	80 Mox	2	Mysticality +12 Spell Damage +20
didgeridooka	180	75 Mox	2	Moxie +9
toy ray gun	175	72 Mox	1	+5 Hot Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
happiness	165	67 Mox	1	+12 Hot Damage
star crossbow	165	67 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +8
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
yohohoyo	160	65 Mox	1	2x Critical Hit Chance +1 Spooky Damage +1 Stench Damage +1 Hot Damage +1 Cold Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
automatic catapult	150	60 Mox	2
C.B.F.G.	150	60 Mox	2	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
armed gun	140	55 Mox	2	Melee Damage +10 2x Critical Hit Chance
star boomerang	135	52 Mox	1	Moxie +5
lucky ball-and-chain	130	50 Mox	2
ga-ga radio	125	47 Mox	2	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Melee Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
carob cannon	135	45 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +5 Stench Damage
chrome crossbow	120	45 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	120	45 Mox	2	Melee Damage +11
hot cross bow	130	45 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
potato pistol	120	45 Mox	1	Moxie +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
projectile icemaker	125	45 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
asbestos crossbow	110	40 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 Muscle +5
Grimacite gat	150	40 Mox	1	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
sack of doorknobs	110	40 Mox	2
acoustic guitarrr	100	35 Mox	2	+2% Meat from Monsters
can of fake snow	100	35 Mox	1	Part of the Arboreal Raiment +5 Cold Damage
goulauncher	100	35 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +4 +5 Spooky Damage
linoleum crossbow	100	35 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
prehistoric spear	100	35 Mox	1	2x Critical Hit Chance
Cerebral Crossbow	90	30 Mox	1	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
bounty-hunting rifle	100	25 Mox	2	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +15% Items from Monsters
bubble bauble bow	80	25 Mox	2	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
clockwork crossbow	80	25 Mox	1	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Ranged Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Successful hit weakens opponent on Critical hit
lead yo-yo	80	25 Mox	1
savory crossbow	80	25 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +4
can cannon	75	22 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3 Monster Level +3 Melee Damage +3
Crimbo ukelele	80	20 Mox	2	+10% Items from Monsters
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	70	20 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +5
grease gun	65	17 Mox	1	Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
repeating crossbow	65	17 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +2 3x Critical Hit Chance
bubblewrap crossbow	60	15 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
cardboard crossbow	60	15 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3
dense meat crossbow	60	15 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +7
ratarang	60	15 Mox	1	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +3 Pickpocketed item
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	90	15 Mox	2	Moxie +11 +10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to DB combat skills DB's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
slightly peevedbow	60	15 Mox	2
Squeezebox of the Ages	90	15 Mox	2	Moxie +11 Ranged Damage +15 AT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs Bonus for ATs only
styrofoam crossbow	60	15 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3 Monster Level +3
can of maces	50	10 Mox	1	Melee Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
Disco Banjo	50	10 Mox	2	Moxie +7 +3 damage to DB combat skills DB's Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +2
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 Mox	2	Moxie +7 AT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes) Bonus for ATs only
curdflinger	45	7 Mox	1	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3 Successful hit weakens opponent
basic meat crossbow	20	5 Mox	2	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +1
calavera concertina	40	5 Mox	2	Moxie +3 Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
starchy crossbow	40	5 Mox	1	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever Moxie +3
bottle-rocket crossbow	100	0 Mox	1	Crossbows are affected by Crossbow Fever +15% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Moxie +15% Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
disco ball	10	0 Mox	1
flaming juggler's balls	100	0 Mox	1	+10 Hot Damage +2 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
slingshot	20	0 Mox	2
stolen accordion	10	0 Mox	2	Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stone banjo	25	0 Mox	2	Moxie +1