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*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|-
|[[antique spear]]
|[[flamin' bindle]]
|200
|200
|200
|85
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[freezin' bindle]]
|200
|200
|200
|85
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed sword
|
|
*All Attributes +11
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|[[Frosty's arm]]
|200
|200
|200
|85
|1-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|200
|200
|200
|85
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
|-
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|195
|200
|82
|200
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*On Critical: Insanity!
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|190
|200
|80
|200
|2-handed club
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|[[sleazy bindle]]
|190
|200
|80
|200
|2-handed flail
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|180
|200
|75
|200
|2-handed sword
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*All Attributes +7
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|[[spooky bindle]]
|180
|200
|75
|200
|1-handed umbrella
|2-handed polearm
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pike pike]]
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|180
|200
|75
|200
|2-handed spear
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
|[[C. H. U. M. knife]]
|150
|175
|175
|72
|1-handed knife
|1-handed club
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|175
|140
|72
|100
|2-handed club
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[denim axe]]
|170
|70
|2-handed axe
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
|[[antique spear]]
|170
|200
|70
|85
|1-handed club
|1-handed polearm
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|165
|200
|67
|85
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|165
|200
|67
|85
|1-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|-
|[[star staff]]
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|165
|200
|67
|85
|2-handed staff
|2-handed club
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
|-
|[[star sword]]
|[[duct tape sword]]
|165
|195
|67
|82
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|171
|66
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[black sword]]
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|160
|190
|65
|80
|1-handed sword
|2-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|160
|190
|65
|80
|1-handed spear
|2-handed flail
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|160
|180
|65
|75
|1-handed spear
|2-handed sword
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*All Attributes +7
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|155
|180
|62
|75
|3-handed staff
|1-handed umbrella
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[plexiglass pike pike]]
|180
|75
|2-handed spear
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|[[lead pipe]]
|150
|175
|60
|72
|2-handed polearm?
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|60
|2-handed sword
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
|175
|72
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
|[[denim axe]]
|150
|170
|60
|70
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
*All Attributes +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*All Attributes +3%
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|[[giant foam finger]]
|150
|170
|60
|70
|2-handed spear
|1-handed club
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|150
|165
|60
|67
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
|150
|165
|60
|67
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[star staff]]
|165
|67
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|[[star sword]]
|165
|67
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|150
|171
|60
|66
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|-
|[[batblade]]
|145
|57
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|140
|55
|3-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|[[black sword]]
|150
|160
|55
|65
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|135
|160
|52
|65
|1-handed sword
|1-handed spear
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|[[pointed stick]]
|135
|160
|52
|65
|2-handed staff
|1-handed spear
|
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|135
|155
|52
|62
|1-handed knife
|3-handed staff
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|130
|150
|50
|60
|1-handed umbrella
|2-handed polearm?
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|125
|150
|47
|60
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|[[drywall axe]]
|125
|150
|47
|60
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed axe
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*All Attributes +2
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*All Attributes +3%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|[[giant needle]]
|125
|150
|47
|60
|1-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|120
|150
|45
|60
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|120
|150
|45
|60
|2-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|120
|150
|45
|60
|2-handed staff
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|135
|150
|45
|60
|2-handed staff
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
|[[witty rapier]]
|120
|150
|45
|60
|2-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|[[batblade]]
|145
|57
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|125
|140
|45
|55
|2-handed staff
|3-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|125
|150
|45
|55
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|135
|52
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|125
|135
|45
|52
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|135
|45
|52
|2-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|130
|130
|45
|50
|2-handed sword
|1-handed umbrella
|
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|[[curmudgel]]
|125
|47
|1-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|125
|47
|2-handed polearm
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|125
|47
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|120
|120
|45  
|45  
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
|[[buffalo blade]]
|115
|120
|42
|45
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[ram stick]]
|[[giant cheesestick]]
|115
|120
|42
|45
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|115
|42
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
|[[hairy staff]]
|110
|135
|40
|45
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[linoleum sword]]
|[[linoleum staff]]
|110
|120
|40
|45
|2-handed sword
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
|[[meatspout staff]]
|100
|125
|35
|45
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|[[shuddersword]]
|100
|125
|35
|45
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[bow staff]]
|[[smoldering staff]]
|100
|125
|35
|45
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|100
|135
|35
|45
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|100
|130
|35
|45
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|100
|120
|35
|45
|1-handed flail
|2-handed sword
|
|&nbsp;
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|[[lupine sword]]
|100
|115
|35
|42
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|[[ram stick]]
|100
|115
|35
|42
|3-handed ...weapon
|2-handed staff
|
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|[[serpentine sword]]
|100
|115
|35
|42
|1-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
|[[chrome staff]]
|100
|110
|35
|40
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
|[[linoleum sword]]
|100
|110
|35
|40
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[asbestos staff]]
|100
|100
|35  
|35  
|1-handed sword
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|100
|100
|35  
|35  
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[big stirring stick]]
|100
|35
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|[[bow staff]]
|100
|100
|35  
|35  
|1-handed sword
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
|100
|35
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|35
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|100
|35  
|35  
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*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|200
|100
|30
|35
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|90
|100
|30
|35
|2-handed sword
|3-handed ...weapon
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|90
|100
|30
|35
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
|[[soylent staff]]
|90
|100
|30
|35
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed staff
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|[[spiked femur]]
|90
|100
|30
|35
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|100
|35
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
|[[time sword]]
|90
|100
|30
|35
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|80
|100
|25
|35
|2-handed axe
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|80
|100
|25
|35
|2-handed sword
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|125
|200
|25
|30
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|80
|90
|25
|30
|2-handed staff
|2-handed sword
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
|80
|25
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|80
|90
|25
|30
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|[[ninja mop]]
|80
|90
|25
|30
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|25
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[savory staff]]
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|80
|90
|25
|30
|2-handed staff
|1-handed club
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
|[[vorpal blade]]
|80
|90
|25
|30
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|80
|80
|25  
|25  
|1-handed flail
|2-handed axe
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|[[clockwork sword]]
|80
|80
|25  
|25  
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed sword
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
|75
|22
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +6
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[sword of static]]
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|75
|125
|22
|25
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|[[flypaper staff]]
|75
|80
|22
|25
|2-handed flail
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
|70
|80
|20
|25
|2-handed staff
|2-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|70
|20
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|[[grass blade]]
|70
|80
|20
|25
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|70
|80
|20
|25
|1-handed club
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|25
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|[[savory staff]]
|70
|80
|20
|25
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|[[savory sword]]
|70
|80
|20
|25
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|69
|80
|19
|25
|2-handed sword
|1-handed flail
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|[[wholeberd]]
|60
|80
|15
|25
|1-handed sword
|2-handed polearm
|
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
|[[squeaky staff]]
|60
|75
|15
|22
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
|[[sword of static]]
|60
|75
|15
|22
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|90
|75
|15
|22
|1-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
|[[25-meat staff]]
|60
|70
|15
|20
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|60
|70
|15
|20
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|70
|20
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|60
|70
|15
|20
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|60
|70
|15
|20
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|60
|70
|15
|20
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[flaming crutch]]
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|60
|69
|15
|19
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|3-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|90
|15
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|[[cardboard staff]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
|[[cardboard sword]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|60
|90
|15  
|15  
|1-handed knife
|1-handed flail
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
|[[dense meat staff]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|[[dense meat sword]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|60
|60
|15  
|15  
|2-handed axe
|1-handed club
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|55
|60
|12
|15
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|50
|60
|10
|15
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[flaming crutch]]
|50
|60
|10
|15
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
|[[glistening staff]]
|50
|60
|10
|15
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|50
|60
|10
|15
|1-handed sword
|3-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|50
|90
|10
|15
|1-handed mace
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|30
|60
|10
|15
|1-handed knife
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
|[[muculent machete]]
|50
|60
|10
|15
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
|60
|15
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
|[[styrofoam staff]]
|50
|60
|10
|15  
|1-handed sword
|2-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|50
|10
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*No longer drops
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish nunchaku]]
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|45
|60
|7
|15
|2-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*No longer drops
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
|[[wooden axe]]
|20
|60
|5
|15
|2-handed axe
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|55
|12
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
|[[balloon sword]]
|20
|50
|5
|10
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|40
|50
|5
|10
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
|[[dripping meat staff]]
|40
|50
|5
|10
|2-handed axe
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
|40
|5
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|40
|50
|5
|10
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[white sword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|35
|50
|2
|10
|1-handed knife
|1-handed mace
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|35
|30
|2
|10
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|[[pestoblade]]
|35
|50
|2
|10
|1-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|35
|2
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|[[pixel sword]]
|15
|50
|None
|10
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|10
|50
|None
|10
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*No longer drops
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
|[[Gnollish nunchaku]]
|30
|45
|None
|7
|1-handed whip
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*No longer drops
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
|[[basic meat staff]]
|10
|20
|None
|5
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|[[basic meat sword]]
|10
|20
|None
|5
|1-handed flail
|2-handed sword
|All Attributes +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|30
|40
|None
|5
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|[[rubber axe]]
|30
|40
|None
|5
|1-handed sword
|2-handed axe
|
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
|-
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Melee Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|[[starchy staff]]
|40
|5
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chisel]]
|[[suede shortsword]]
|10
|40
|None
|5
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|[[white sword]]
|30
|40
|None
|5
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|35
|2
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|10
|35
|None
|2
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Squeaky!
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[clown whip]]
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|10
|35
|None
|2
|1-handed whip
|1-handed spear
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|35
|2
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|15
|None
|1-handed knife
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[cool whip]]
|[[bar whip]]
|10
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
|[[costume sword]]
|[[bat whip]]
|10
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[demon whip]]
|[[big stick]]
|10
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|2-handed staff
|
|&nbsp;
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|20
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed flail
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|All Attributes +1
|-
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
|[[cardboard katana]]
|20
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|30
|30
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Melee Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
|[[chisel]]
|30
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|30
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
|[[clown hammer]]
|100
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed club
|
|Squeaky!
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|[[clown whip]]
|15
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
|[[cool whip]]
|30
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed whip
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
|[[costume sword]]
|100
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed crop
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|[[demon whip]]
|25
|10
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Can break in combat
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
|[[dishrag]]
|20
|20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
|40
|20
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed whip
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|30
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[halfberd]]
|30
|None
|1-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
|[[hippo whip]]
|20
|20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|10
|None
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
|30
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
|[[ice sickle]]
|30
|100
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|20
|15
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|[[little paper umbrella]]
|30
|30
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
|100
|None
|1-handed crop
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|25
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
|[[penguin whip]]
|20
|20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|[[pool cue]]
|10
|40
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|[[rattail whip]]
|30
|30
|None
|None
|1-handed wand
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[white whip]]
|[[scorpion whip]]
|10
|20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
|-
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|25
|10
|None
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
|30
|None
|None
|2-handed spear
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|[[spooky stick]]
|50
|30
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[yak whip]]
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|20
|20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|}
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
 
|30
==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
|None
 
|1-handed whip
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
|
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
! Name
*[[Monster Level]] +5
! Power
|-
! Req
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
! Weapon<br />Type
|20
! Notes
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|10
|10
|125
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed sword
|
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|10
|30
|125
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed wand
|
|&nbsp;
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|[[white whip]]
|10
|10
|125
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed whip
|
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|[[wooden stakes]]
|10
|25
|125
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed spear
|
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|200
|50
|85  
|None
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|[[yak whip]]
|180
|20
|75  
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|}
 
==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Power
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|10
|200
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|200
|85  
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|10
|75
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|180
|75  
|1-handed utensil
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|150
|60
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|120
|45
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|110
|40
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|100
|35
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
|90
|30
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|150
|80
|60
|25
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|120
|10
|45
|25
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|110
|40
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|100
|35
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
|90
|30
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
|80
|25  
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|80
|25
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
|[[chopsticks]]
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! Notes
! Notes
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|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|200
|200
|2-handed ranged weapon
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*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
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|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|200
|200
|1-handed sack
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
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|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]

Revision as of 02:03, 16 July 2008

[ Return to Game Mechanics ] Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.

In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:

  • accordion
  • autopult
  • banjo
  • bong
  • boomerang
  • bow
  • can
  • catapult
  • crossbow
  • disco ball
  • euphemisms
  • guitar
  • gun
  • heavy blowgun
  • pistol
  • radio
  • rifle
  • sack
  • sitar
  • slingshot
  • throwing spear
  • yo-yo
  • yoyo

Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

All ranged weapons are affected by the Disco Bandit skill Disco Fever.

Melee weapons (Muscle)

Name Power Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
El Vibrato energy spear 200 200 2-handed spear
flamin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
  • +10% Items from Monsters
  • +25 Hot Damage
  • Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 200 200 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 200 200 2-handed club
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 200 200 2-handed polearm
sleazy bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
spooky bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
Zombo's shoulder blade 200 200 2-handed sword
C. H. U. M. knife 150 175 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 1-handed umbrella
antique spear 200 85 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
cursed cutlass 200 85 1-handed sword
fetus-smashing club 200 85 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
duct tape sword 195 82 1-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 180 75 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike 180 75 2-handed spear
lead pipe 175 72 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 175 72 2-handed club Melee Damage +10
denim axe 170 70 2-handed axe
giant foam finger 170 70 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 1-handed spear Muscle +7
star staff 165 67 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 2-handed sword Muscle +8
Drowsy Sword 171 66 2-handed sword
black sword 160 65 1-handed sword
giant cactus quill 160 65 1-handed spear
pointed stick 160 65 1-handed spear
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 3-handed staff
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 2-handed sword
drywall axe 150 60 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 1-handed sword Melee Damage +11
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 1-handed club
Radio Free Foil 150 60 2-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
batblade 145 57 1-handed knife Melee Damage +15
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 3-handed sword
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 1-handed sword
broken sword 135 52 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
ram-battering staff 135 52 2-handed staff
star stiletto 135 52 1-handed knife Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
curmudgel 125 47 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 125 47 2-handed polearm
pitchfork 125 47 1-handed spear Melee Damage +9
asbestos sword 120 45 2-handed sword
buffalo blade 120 45 2-handed sword
giant cheesestick 120 45 2-handed staff
hairy staff 135 45 2-handed staff
linoleum staff 120 45 2-handed staff
meatspout staff 125 45 2-handed staff
shuddersword 125 45 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 125 45 2-handed staff
Spirit Precipice 135 45 2-handed sword
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 2-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 120 45 2-handed sword  
lupine sword 115 42 1-handed sword
ram stick 115 42 2-handed staff Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 1-handed sword
chrome staff 110 40 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 110 40 2-handed sword
asbestos staff 100 35 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 100 35 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 100 35 2-handed staff
bow staff 100 35 2-handed staff
chrome sword 100 35 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 100 35 2-handed sword
duck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
Mafia violin case 100 35 1-handed club
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 3-handed ...weapon
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
soylent staff 100 35 2-handed staff
spiked femur 100 35 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 90 30 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 90 30 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 2-handed axe
clockwork sword 80 25 2-handed sword
crazy bastard sword 125 25 1-handed sword
crowbarrr 80 25 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 80 25 2-handed flail
grass blade 80 25 1-handed sword
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 2-handed polearm
savory staff 80 25 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 1-handed sword Muscle +4
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 1-handed flail
wholeberd 80 25 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +6
squeaky staff 75 22 2-handed staff
sword of static 75 22 1-handed sword
wiffle-flail 75 22 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 70 20 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 1-handed sword
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 2-handed sword Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
bubblewrap staff 60 15 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 60 15 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 60 15 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 60 15 1-handed sword
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 1-handed flail
dense meat staff 60 15 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 60 15 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 1-handed club
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 60 15 1-handed sword
sabre teeth 60 15 1-handed knife Melee Damage +4
styrofoam staff 60 15 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 60 15 1-handed sword
wooden axe 60 15 2-handed axe Muscle +3
poutine pole 55 12 2-handed staff
balloon sword 50 10 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 1-handed club
dripping meat staff 50 10 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 1-handed mace
obsidian dagger 30 10 1-handed knife
pestoblade 50 10 1-handed sword
pixel sword 50 10 1-handed sword
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 1-handed club
Gnollish nunchaku 45 7 2-handed flail
basic meat staff 20 5 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 2-handed sword Muscle +1
dreadlock whip 40 5 1-handed whip
rubber axe 40 5 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff 40 5 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 1-handed spear  
spooky staff 35 2 2-handed staff
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
big stick 10 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
grave robbing shovel 30 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Melee Damage +2
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Melee Damage +5
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
pool cue 40 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
wooden stakes 25 None 2-handed spear Melee Damage +1
worm-riding hooks 50 None 2-handed club  
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent

Mysticality weapons (Mysticality)

Name Power Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 10 200 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
Staff of the Black Kettle 10 75 1-handed chefstaff
war tongs 180 75 1-handed utensil
star spatula 150 60 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
silver shrimp fork 120 45 1-handed utensil
iron pasta spoon 110 40 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
huge spoon 90 30 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
clockwork staff 80 25 2-handed staff
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 10 25 1-handed chefstaff
chopsticks 75 23 1-handed utensil
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 1-handed chefstaff
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 1-handed saucepan
filthy pestle 60 15 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 1-handed utensil
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 1-handed saucepan
Pasta of Peril 50 10 1-handed utensil
basic meat spork 45 7 1-handed utensil
jack flapper 35 2 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
corn holder 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
eggbeater 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
Gnollish pie server 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin spatula 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
Knob Goblin tongs 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
pasta spoon 10 None 1-handed utensil  
Periodical Paintbrush 100 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
portable corkscrew 30 None 1-handed utensil
saucepan 10 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
shiny butcherknife 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
spork 30 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2

Ranged weapons (Moxie)

Name Power Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Chester's bag of candy 200 200 2-handed ranged weapon
Frosty's snowball sack 200 200 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
Zim Merman's guitar 200 85 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult 190 80 3-handed catapult
beer bong 190 80 1-handed bong
fire poi 190 80 2-handed flail
massive sitar 190 80 2-handed sitar
didgeridooka 180 75 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
toy ray gun 175 72 1-handed pistol
happiness 165 67 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
star crossbow 165 67 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
arse-shooting crossbow 160 65 2-handed crossbow
yohohoyo 160 65 1-handed yoyo
automatic catapult 150 60 2-handed autopult  
C.B.F.G. 150 60 2-handed rifle
armed gun 140 55 2-handed rifle
star boomerang 135 52 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
lucky ball-and-chain 130 50 2-handed flail  
ga-ga radio 125 47 2-handed radio
carob cannon 135 45 2-handed crossbow
chrome crossbow 120 45 2-handed crossbow
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 120 45 2-handed axe Melee Damage +11
hot cross bow 130 45 2-handed crossbow
potato pistol 120 45 1-handed pistol
projectile icemaker 125 45 2-handed crossbow
asbestos crossbow 110 40 2-handed crossbow
Grimacite gat 150 40 1-handed gun
sack of doorknobs 110 40 2-handed sack  
acoustic guitarrr 100 35 2-handed guitar +2% Meat from Monsters
can of fake snow 100 35 1-handed can
goulauncher 100 35 2-handed crossbow
linoleum crossbow 100 35 2-handed crossbow
prehistoric spear 100 35 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 1-handed crossbow
bounty-hunting rifle 100 25 2-handed rifle
bubble bauble bow 80 25 2-handed bow
clockwork crossbow 80 25 1-handed crossbow
lead yo-yo 80 25 1-handed yo-yo  
savory crossbow 80 25 2-handed crossbow
can cannon 75 22 2-handed crossbow
Crimbo ukelele 80 20 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 70 20 2-handed crossbow
grease gun 65 17 1-handed pistol
repeating crossbow 65 17 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
cardboard crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
dense meat crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
eXtreme meat crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
ratarang 60 15 1-handed boomerang
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 90 15 2-handed banjo
slightly peevedbow 60 15 2-handed bow  
Squeezebox of the Ages 90 15 2-handed accordion
styrofoam crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
can of maces 50 10 1-handed club
Disco Banjo 50 10 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 50 10 2-handed crossbow
Rock and Roll Legend 50 10 2-handed accordion
curdflinger 45 7 1-handed crossbow
basic meat crossbow 20 5 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
calavera concertina 40 5 2-handed accordion
  • Moxie +3
  • Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
starchy crossbow 40 5 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
disco ball 10 None 1-handed disco ball  
flaming juggler's balls 100 None 1-handed euphemisms
slingshot 20 None 2-handed slingshot  
stolen accordion 10 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stone banjo 25 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1


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