User:VinnyB/Familiar Weight

In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience^1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, ..., 361, and 400 experience.

Some exceptions:

• Inflatable Dodecapede is most effective at lighter weights
• Stocking Mimic and Homemade Robot cannot gain weight normally, only from consuming candies and adding parts (respectively); both have a max of 100 lbs

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Bonus	Other Enchantments	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
giant yellow hat	Hat	+1	+10 Fam Damage Regen 4-8 HP & MP/adv	47 Mox	Dropped by lab monkey in The Secret Government Laboratory
gnawed-up dog bone	Weap (1H)	+1	+5 Fam Weight	20 Mus	Dropped (rarely) by skeletal cat in The Haunted Conservatory (and unlocks ghost dog @ Hot Dog Stand)
chalk chain	Accessory1 only	+1	+2 Mus Stats/Fight Weakens enemies who hit you		2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord	Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc)	+1		TT, 60 Mus	Nemesis Quest outfit; weapon is a quest item
moveable feast	Fam equip	+1	+5 Fam Weight Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat
tiny fly glasses	Fam equip	+1			Content from antique record album (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
flaming familiar doppelgänger	Fam Equip	+1-2	+5 ML	Form of hot foldable
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	+1	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage	TT, 250 Mus	Outfit piece drop from skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania's Castle
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	+3	Only 1/8 likelihood

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Bonus	Other Enchantments	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Blue Swayed	+10 (↓)	+5 (↓) Fam Weight	pulled blue taffy (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Pulled Taffy (in-run)	5x taffy needed to max bonus; ticks down every 5 turns (10 turns for the weight bonus)
Warm Shoulders	+5	+5 Fam Weight	shoulder-warming lotion (potion)	20 turns		Sold at Wal-Mart for 5 gift certificates
Video... Games?	+5	+5 Fam Weight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments	defective Game Grid token (daily boon)	5 turns	Use of token (limit: 1x/daily)	Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food)		Level 5	The Source path [context = ?]
A Girl Named Sue	+5	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage	Consult about Susie @ Fortune Teller (daily boon)	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access; choice of fortune (limit: 1x/day)
2 Hearts, 1 Mind	+3	+3 Stats/Fight	essential cameraderie [sic] (potion)	50 turns		Content from the antique souvenir drawing
Three Days Slow	+3		6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) @ Tea Party (once-daily boon)	30 turns	VIP Looking Glass access (in-run); choice of Tea Party (limit: 1x/day)	Tea party is located in The Rabbit Hole, accessible via zone-unlocker potion
Brother Corsican's Blessing	+2	Also applies to Arena fights	Brother Corsican @ Deep Fat Friars (once-daily boon)	20 turns	Finished Friars' Quest
Green Tongue	+2	+5 Fam Weight	green snowcone (potion)	20 turns	Tome of Snowcone Summoning (in-run)	Summoned randomly
Black Tongue		+5 Fam Weight All other common snowcone enchantments	black snowcone (potion)			Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive	+2	+10 Fam Weight +20 Fam Damage	Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	50 turns	VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 5000 meat, choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day)
Voting Booth local initiative	+2		Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes	All day	Voting Booth access	Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin	+1	Also applies to Arena fights	Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff)	Totem-based		Skillbook was sold by The Traveling Trader by 100 twinkly wads on March 31, 2010
Heart of White	+1	+3 All Attributes +1 Stat/Fight	white candy heart (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning (in-run)
(Passive)	+1/6		Testudinal Teachings (skill)	Always		Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

• love song of icy revenge (used as combat item): variable
• Fire off a Roman Candle with little box of fireworks: +2 (sometimes)
• Frumious Bandersnatch only, without Ode to Booze active:
  • Saucestorm, Wave of Sauce, or Cannelloni Cannon: +1
  • Stuffed Mortar Shell (usable 1x/combat): +2

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

• Ghost Dog Chow (potion): +20
• respected companion biscuit (potion): +1

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Voting Booth's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot(s)	Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Dire Drifter Duds	Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants)	5	TT, 200 Mus	Allows use of the Zombo's Visage skill while in Hobopolis
Zombo's skullcap	Hat	10	TT, 200 Mus	Muscle +20% Part of the Dire Drifter Duds outfit
crumpled felt fedora	Hat	10	200 Mox	Muscle +5%
warbear foil hat	Hat	5	TT	Additional +10lbs. to Robotic Familiars
Boris's Helm	Hat	5		Enchantment changes to +1 Minstrel Level in AoB run Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +15 to Monster Level (if horns are askew)
Crown of Thrones	Hat	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton enthroned
papier-mitre	Hat	5	20 Mox	+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Helps you describe things
fiberglass fedora	Hat	5	40 Mox	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Doubles effectiveness of Sonata and Cantata
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	5	75 Mox	Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure Muscle +30%
Elder Turtle Shell	Hat	3	TT, 15 Mus	Muscle +11
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton embacked
Stephen's lab coat	Shirt	5	45 Mus	+10 to Monster Level
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	5	TT, 250 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 to Familiar Damage
rope	Weapon (1H)	10	DoEC draw	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Obtained from Deck of Every Card Will disappear at rollover
fouet de tortue-dressage	Weapon (1H)	10	TT	Nemesis Quest Item
fish hatchet	Weapon (1H)	5	VIP key, access to clan with stocked Floundry, choice of rental equipment (limit: 1x/day)	Muscle +100% Weapon Damage +50 Monsters will be less attracted to you. Will disappear at rollover Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
party whip	Weapon (1H)	5		+15 to Monster Level +10% Item Drops from Monsters
iFlail	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+11 to Monster Level Monsters will be less attracted to you.
love	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+50% Pants Drops from Monsters Regenerate 8-16 HP per Adventure Regenerate 8-16 MP per Adventure
Spelunker's whip	Weapon (1H)	5		Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters
gnawed-up dog bone	Weapon (1H)	5	10 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
bar whip	Weapon (1H)	2
magic whistle	Weapon (1H)	1	27 Mox	+4 to Monster Level
burning paper crane	Off-Hand item	10		Obtained by folding a Garbage Fire drop Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +4 Will disappear at rollover
old school flying disc	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	200 Mus	Muscle +15% Damage Reduction: +14
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	TT	+5 Smithsness +X% Muscle based on Smithsness Gain the favor of Turtle Spirits more quickly Damage Reduction: 7
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5		Bonus for TTs only +3 Stat(s) from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Can be thrown in combat Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
shield of the Skeleton Lord	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	50 Mus	Muscle +50% +50 to Monster Level
Wal-Mart snowglobe	Off-Hand item	5	50 Mus	Muscle +40% +4 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights
bag of unfinished business	Weapon (2H)	5	200 Mox	Stench Damage +40
repaid diaper	Pants	15	15 Mox	An ultra rare drop Pulverizes into an ultimate wad
Pantogram pants	Pants	10	portable pantogram; 11 lead necklaces in left sacrifice slot	Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses	Pants	10	TT, 30 Mus	Found during the TT Me and My Nemesis quest
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	Pants	10	100 Mus	Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) Weapon Damage +50%
Greaves of the Murk Lord	Pants	5		Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure All Attributes +5% Obtained by completing The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	40 Moxie	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	15	Underwater; folder slot	Need Folder (catfish) inserted
Belt of Loathing	Accessory	10	150 Mox	Damage Reduction: 20 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Brutal brogues	Accessory	8	LOV Tunnel access; choice of LOV equipment rental (limit: 1x/day)	Muscle +50% Weapon Damage +50% +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks	Accessory	6
furry halo	Accessory	5	Unarmed
bakelite badge	Accessory	5	40 Mysticality	Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	5	Folder slot	Need Folder (heavy metal) inserted
BGE tiny plastic toy	Accessory	3		Randomly obtained from using a BGE merchandise order form
plastic Duskwalker necklace	Accessory	3		Moxie +5 Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines	Accessory	3		You may not equip more than one of each (Bloodkip, Magikrap, Porkachu, Smugleaf, Twitter, Vegemite, Vermouth Obtained from My Own Pen Pal kit
Tiny Plastic Familiars	Accessory	1		Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (familiarname)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table
Snow Suit	Fam Equip	20 (↓)		Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns) "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater	Fam Equip	10	Choice of astral equipment	Obtained from Pet Heaven A Quest Item
sugar shield	Fam Equip	10		Obtained by using a sugar sheet Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
amulet coin	Fam Equip	10		+50% Meat from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Cornbeefadon, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
luck incense	Fam Equip	10		+25% Item Drops from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
muscle band	Fam Equip	10		Increases familiar damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
[ [razor fang]]	Fam Equip	10		Sometimes blocks enemy attacks Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
shell bell	Fam Equip	10		Restores HP when your familiar deals damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball	Fam Equip	10		Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
ittah bittah hookah	Fam Equip	5		Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks	Fam Equip	5		In first round of combat, helps with Combat Initiative, delevels, or does Passive Damage Allows familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle (does elemental damage and sometimes grants +2 familiar experience) After combat, may increase Items from Monsters or grant 3 extra Stat Gains from Fights
Loathing Legion helicopter	Fam Equip	5		Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25% One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	5		Various additional beneficial effects
moveable feast	Fam Equip	5		Lets familiars to gain weight faster Familiars sometimes attack opponents
plastic pumpkin bucket	Fam Equip	5		+13% Item Drops from Monsters Familiar Will Occasionally Play Tricks on Enemies
Most familiar specific equipment	Fam Equip	5		There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar. There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
lead necklace	Fam Equip	3
miniature antlers	Fam Equip	1-5		Bonus is 1+ceil(moon light/2)
serrated proboscis extension	Fam Equip	20		Unimplemented test item
Panda outfit	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Foggy.
toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Cynn.

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect	Bonus	Other	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
(Passive)	5		Amphibian Sympathy (skill)	Always		Subtracts 5 pounds from the weight of the Inflatable Dodecapede
Empathy (TT Buff)	5		Empathy of the Newt (skill)	Totem-based	15 MP
Leash of Linguini	5		Leash of Linguini (skill)	10 turns	12 MP
Blood Bond	5	Lose 8-10 HP/adv	Blood Bond (skill)	10 turns	30 MP	Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a TT
Chorale of Companionship (AT Buff)	10		Chorale of Companionship (10x-daily skill)	Accordion-based	AT (caster), Level 15 (recipient); 50 MP (caster), AT song slot	Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Chester)
			recording of Chorale of Companionship (potion)	20 turns	AT song slot
Meteor Showered	20	+200% Weapon Damage +200% Spell Damage	Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill)	1 turn	Meteor Lore; use of skill (limit: 5x/day)	Removed at the end of combat; only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Chow Downed	5		Zombie Chow (skill)	10 turns	ZM path; 1 Zombie
(Moon Sign)	5		The Platypus (moon sign)	Ascension	Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party	10		ratskin pajama pants (rollover pants slot)	40 turns	50 Mox; rollover slot (pants)	Dropped (rarely) by Skeezy in Uncle Gator's
Spirit of Galactic Unity	10		Spacegate scientist's insignia (rollover acc)	30 turns	75 Mus	3000 Spacegate Research required to fabricate (each); 60 turns granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
			Spacegate military insignia (rollover acc)		75 Mys
Billiards Belligerence	5	+50% Weapon Damage	Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon)	10 turns	VIP Pool Table access; choice of playstyle (limit: 3x/day)
A Girl Named Sue	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage	Consulting about Susie @ Fortune Teller (once-daily boon)	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access; choice of NPC consultation (limit: 1x/day)
Open Heart Surgery	10		Open Heart Surgery @ LOV Tunnel (once-daily boon)	50 turns	LOV Tunnel access; choice of operation effect (limit: 1x/day)
Puzzle Champ	20*	Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once	Witchess Set (once-daily boon)	25 turns	Witchess Set; use of boon (limit: 1x/day)	Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect
familiar.enq	5		Source Terminal Enquiry (once-daily delayed boon)	50 turns	Source Terminal; choice of Enquiry (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained over Rollover by having preemptively entered "enquire familiar.enq" at the Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse	5		24-char hat @ Tea Party (once-daily boon)	30 turns	Rabbit Hole access, 24-char hat; choice of Tea Party hat (limit: 1x/day)	The Rabbit Hole is accessed via "DRINK ME" potion, produced by the Looking Glass in the VIP Lounge
Optimist Primal	5		Drum Circle @ Arena (once-daily boon)	20 turns	Arena quest completed as hippy; choice of Arena effect (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained at the Mysterious Island Arena
Happy Salamander	3		Clan Radio (once-daily boon)	10 turns	Access to clan with a Radio; use of Radio (limit: 1x/day)	Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio
ChibiChanged™	5		ChibiBuddy™ (once-daily boon)	5+ turns	ChibiBuddy™ (on); use of boon (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days)
Video... Games?	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments	defective Game Grid token (once-daily boon)	5 turns	defective Game Grid token; use of token (limit: 1x/daily)
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food)		Level 5
Down With Chow	10		tempura broccoli (1-full food)	20 turns	Level 6
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts	5		Strix stix (2-full food)	40 turns	Level 4
Souper Vengeful	3		turtle soup (1-full food)	10 turns	TT
Thanksgetting	X	+40X% Meat +20X% Items X = 1+(number of unique cooked Cornucopia food eaten that day)	candied sweet potatoes (2-full food)	20 turns per item	Thanksgarden (in-run) for the direct and indirect cooking components; effect degrades to Thanksgot over Rollover	raw sweet potato + mini-marshmallow dispenser
			green bean casserole (2-full food)			raw green beans + glass casserole dish
			baked stuffing (2-full food)			raw stuffing + stuffing fluffer
			cranberry cylinder (2-full food)			raw cranberry sauce + can opener
			thanksgiving turkey (2-full food)			raw turkey + turkey blaster
			mince pie (2-full food)			raw mincemeat + glass pie plate
			mashed potatoes (2-full food)			raw potato + potato masher
			warm gravy (2-full food)			raw gravy + gravy boat
			bread roll (2-full food)			raw bread + bread mold
Thanksgot	2	+80% Meat +40% Items +1 Res All	Thanksgetting (enchantment degradation)	Variable	All turns of Thanksgetting	Obtained over Rollover by having one or more turns of Thanksgetting
All Is Forgiven	10		Amnesiac Ale (2-drunk booze)	30 turns	Level 5
Christmessy	5		mentholated wine (1-drunk booze)	20 turns
Wassailing You	5		Feliz Navidad (1-drunk booze)	40 turns	Level 3
Hip to the Jive	10	+2 Fam Exp/Fight +20 Fam Damage	Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	50 turns	VIP Speakeasy access with drink unlocked; choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day), 5,000 Meat
Turkey-Friendly	5		Friendly Turkey (1-drunk booze)	25 turns		Dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3
Smart Drunk	20	+120 Max HP	vintage smart drink (10-drunk booze)	1 turn		CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin	5		Jack-O-Lantern beer (2-drunk booze)	30 turns
Crimbeau'd	10	+25% Items +50% Meat	Crimbeau de toilette (1-spleen spline)	50 turns
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect	10	+100% Items +100% Meat +100% Max MP +100% Initiative +100% Weapon Damage +200% Spell Damage +25 DR	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object (1-spleen spline)	100 turns	Level 6
Party on Your Skin	5	+50% Max HP & MP +3 Res All	Party-in-a-Can™ (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 4
Cute Vision	5		cute mushroom (4-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 6
Heavy Petting	5	-10% All Attributes	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (1-spleen spline)	30 turns
Boxing Day Glow	5	+50% Meat	body spradium (1-spleen spline)	100 turns	Boxing Daycare access
Joy	10		abstraction: joy (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Received when using the muscle (square) combat item against the mysticality (circle) DMT monster
Beastly Flavor	3		beastly paste (4-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 4
Gleam-Inducing	5		gleaming oyster egg (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 5
Cold Hearted	10 (↓)	+20 (↓) Moxie	love song of icy revenge (potion)	5 turns		4x to max the effect
Blue Swayed	5 (↓)	+10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight	pulled blue taffy (potion)	10 turns		5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
She Ate Too Much Candy	25 (↓)	Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25	prunets (potion)	5 turns		5x to max the effect
Robot Friends	20		silver face paint (potion)	1 turn		CS reward for the -CF test
Over-Familiar With Dactyls	5		Friendliness Beverage (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time
Man's Worst Enemy	5		disintegrating spiky collar (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by toothless mastiff bitch in The Stately Pleasure Dome
Work For Hours a Week	5	Regen 10-20 HP/adv	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week (potion)	100 turns
Spookyravin'	10		Stephen's secret formula (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by Stephen Spookyraven
Healthy Green Glow	10		irradiated pet snacks (potion)	10 turns		Semi-rare from Menagerie Level 2
Human-Fish Hybrid	10		Gene Tonic: Fish (potion)	30 turns		Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Human-Machine Hybrid	5	+50 DA +5 DR	Gene Tonic: Construct (potion)	30 turns		Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Kindly Resolve	5		resolution: be kinder (potion)	20 turns		Libram of Resolutions uncommon summons
Loyal Tea	5		cuppa Loyal tea (potion)	30 turns		Produced by potted tea tree
Sweet Incentive	5		sugar bunny (potion)	20 turns		Made by multi-using 3 possessed sugar cubes, dropped by Sundaes at the Sloppy Seconds Diner
Warm Shoulders	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight	shoulder-warming lotion (potion)	20 turns		Sold for 5 gift certificates at Wal-Mart
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy	5		shrimp cocktail (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by cocktail shrimp in The Sunken Party Yacht
Green Tongue	5		green snowcone (potion)	20 turns	Snowcone effect slot	Tome of Snowcone Summoning common
Black Tongue		All other snowcone enchantments	black snowcone (potion)			Tome of Snowcone Summoning rare
Heart of Green	3	+3 All Attributes	green candy heart (potion)	10 turns		Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Bestial Sympathy	3		half-orchid (potion)	10 turns		Sometimes (1/8 chance) dropped by Mayflower bouquet after combat
Whole Latte Love	10		gingerbread spice latte (potion)	30 turns		"Bought" for 50 sprinkles at the pseudo-shop in Gingerbread City's Upscale Retail District
Unbarking Dogs	10		dog ointment (potion)	20 turns		Sold for 25 Chroners at shop in The Time-Twitching Tower
Squirming Like a Toad	5	+10% Moxie	powdered toad horn (potion)	10 turns		Briefly available from The Traveling Trader for 10 twinkly wads
Crocodile Tear	10*		temporary teardrop tattoo (potion)	15 turns	underwater	Dropped by ganger in The Briniest Deepests, or sometimes found in groupie bras
Greased-Up Familiar	5		sea grease (potion)	40 turns	underwater	Sold by Big Brother for 5 sand dollars
Bureaucratized	10		Path of the Mole (~12 advs) @ Mt. Molehill	20 turns	llama lama gong; ~12 turns spent as a mole	Obtained at Mt. Molehill
Phairly Pheromonal	4		?	20 turns	empty agua de vida bottle; 15ish(?) turns spent in memories	Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed	10		moveable feast (5x-daily boon)	20 combat turns	Use of boon (limit: 5x/day, different familiars)

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source	Source Type	Penalty	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
rat head balloon	Fam Equip	-3	Equipped	Slot
das boot	Fam Equip	-10	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
little bitty bathysphere	Fam Equip	-20	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
Drunkula's wineglass	Off-Hand Item	-30	Equipped	Slot	100 Mys	Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Treasury Muscle +40
Once Bitten, Twice Shy	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Harem Moxie +40
Scent of a Kitchen Elf	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Kitchens Mysticality +40