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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[freezin' bindle]]
|[[freezin' bindle]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[Frosty's arm]]
|[[Frosty's arm]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
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|[[halibut]]
|[[halibut]]
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*All Attributes +20%
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Hodgman's whackin' stick#Notes|Insanity!]]
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|[[lawn dart]]
|[[lawn dart]]
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
*Extracts Meat on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
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|[[octopus's spade]]
|[[octopus's spade]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
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*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
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*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[PVC staff]]
|[[PVC staff]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[skate blade]]
|[[skate blade]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
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*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
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*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
*+25 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[slime-covered shovel]]
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
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*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
*+60 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[spooky bindle]]
|[[spooky bindle]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per Adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[villainous scythe]]
|[[villainous scythe]]
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*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
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*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
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*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
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*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*May break in combat
*May break in combat
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
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*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
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|60 Mus
|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]
| +2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
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|[[batblade]]
|[[batblade]]
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*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per Adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[star stiletto]]
|[[star stiletto]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[curmudgel]]
|[[curmudgel]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[elven whittling knife]]
|[[elven whittling knife]]
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|35 Mus
|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|On Critical: Whittles enemy down
|On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: Whittles enemy down
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|[[giant candy cane]]
|[[giant candy cane]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
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*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|3-handed ...weapon
|3-handed ...weapon
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[time sword]]
|[[time sword]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
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|30 Mus
|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +0-3% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]] based on Grimace [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
| +0-3% [[Critical Hit Chance]] based on Grimace [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
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|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|30 Mus
|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[ninja mop]]
|[[ninja mop]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Hardcore]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Hardcore]] reward
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*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[ancient stone fist]]
|[[ancient stone fist]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
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*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[wholeberd]]
|[[wholeberd]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +4
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
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|15 Mus
|15 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
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|[[sabre teeth]]
|[[sabre teeth]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[astral mace]]
|[[astral mace]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
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|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +15 {{element|cold}}
| +15 {{element|Cold}}
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|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
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*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
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|[[hippo whip]]
|[[hippo whip]]
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*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per Adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
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|[[pixel whip]]
|[[pixel whip]]

Revision as of 03:02, 31 December 2011

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
antique spear 200 85 Mus 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
brand new key 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Mus 1-handed club
cursed cutlass 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 200 85 Mus 2-handed club  
El Vibrato energy spear 200 200 Mus 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 200 85 Mus 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fish scimitar 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
fish stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 200 60 Mus 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
  • +10% Items from Monsters
  • +25 Hot Damage
  • Does extra Hot Damage on Critical Hit
freezin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 200 200 Mus 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 200 200 Mus 2-handed club
halibut 200 85 Mus 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
lawn dart 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 200 85 Mus 1-handed spear
Mer-kin digpick 200 85 Mus 2-handed axe
non-stick pugil stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
octopus's spade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 200 150 Mus 1-handed club
PVC staff 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 200 85 Mus 1-handed club
skate blade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
skate board 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 200 60 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered club 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
spooky bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
Underworld truncheon 200 150 Mus 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
villainous scythe 200 150 Mus 2-handed polearm
Zombo's shoulder blade 200 200 Mus 2-handed sword
duct tape sword 195 82 Mus 1-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 Mus 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 Mus 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Mus 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pikestaff 180 75 Mus 2-handed club
lead pipe 175 72 Mus 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 175 72 Mus 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
Drowsy Sword 171 66 Mus 2-handed sword
denim axe 170 70 Mus 2-handed axe
giant foam finger 170 70 Mus 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
dwarvish war mattock 165 67 Mus 1-handed axe
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Mus 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 Mus 1-handed spear Muscle +7
star staff 165 67 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +8
black sword 160 65 Mus 1-handed sword
creepy-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 160 65 Mus 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
hot-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
nasty-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
pointed stick 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
trout fang 160 65 Mus 1-handed knife
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 Mus 3-handed staff
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 Mus 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
C.H.U.M. knife 150 175 Mus 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
drywall axe 150 60 Mus 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 Mus 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome 150 60 Mus 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent.
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Mus 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
pipe wrench 150 60 Mus 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Mus 1-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
batblade 145 57 Mus 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
crowbar 140 55 Mus 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 140 55 Mus 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 Mus 1-handed umbrella
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 Mus 3-handed sword
broken sword 135 52 Mus 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
hairy staff 135 45 Mus 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 135 52 Mus 2-handed staff
Spirit Precipice 135 45 Mus 2-handed sword
star stiletto 135 52 Mus 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bad-ass club 130 50 Mus 2-handed club
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 Mus 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Mus 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Mus 1-handed sword
curmudgel 125 47 Mus 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 125 47 Mus 2-handed polearm
meatspout staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
pitchfork 125 47 Mus 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +9
shuddersword 125 45 Mus 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
asbestos sword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
buffalo blade 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
giant cheesestick 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
lawnmower blade 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
Ruby Rod 120 40 Mus 1-handed rod Quest item
two-handed depthsword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword  
old school Mafia knicke½æ 117 41 Mys 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
lupine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
ram stick 115 42 Mus 2-handed staff Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
chrome staff 110 40 Mus 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 110 40 Mus 2-handed sword
machetito 110 40 Mus 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 110 40 Mus 1-handed club
asbestos staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bow staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
chrome sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 100 None 2-handed club  
Crimbo sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
depleted Grimacite hammer 100 35 Mus 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 100 35 Mus 1-handed knife On Critical: Whittles enemy down
giant candy cane 100 None 2-handed staff +40% Candy Drops from Monsters
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
Mafia violin case 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 Mus 3-handed ...weapon
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
soylent staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
spiked femur 100 35 Mus 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
stinky cheese sword 100 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 100 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 100 None 2-handed club
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Mus 1-handed flail
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club +0-3% Critical Hit Chance based on Grimace darkness
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Mus 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 90 30 Mus 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 Mus 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Mus 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 Mus 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 85 27 Mus 1-handed club
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 Mus 2-handed axe
clockwork sword 80 25 Mus 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
crowbarrr 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 80 25 Mus 2-handed flail
goblin hunting spear 80 25 Mus 2-handed spear
grass blade 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm
savory staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Mus 1-handed flail
wholeberd 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
elephant stinger 75 22 Mus 2-handed spear
  • Muscle +3
  • 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
pixel morning star 75 22 Mus 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
squeaky staff 75 22 Mus 2-handed staff
sword of static 75 22 Mus 1-handed sword
wiffle-flail 75 22 Mus 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 70 20 Mus 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Mus 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 Mus 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword 60 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
dense meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Mus 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Mus 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 Mus 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 Mus 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 60 15 Mus 2-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent.
sabre teeth 60 15 Mus 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
wooden axe 60 15 Mus 2-handed axe Muscle +3
poutine pole 55 12 Mus 2-handed staff
astral bludgeon 50 None 2-handed club
astral mace 50 None 1-handed club
Ax of L'rose 50 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
blammer 50 None 1-handed club
Blunt icepick 50 None 1-handed club +15 Cold Damage
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
clock-cleaning hammer 50 None 1-handed club +20 Weapon Damage
dripping meat staff 50 10 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 50 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
Hammerus 50 None 1-handed club +15 Spooky Damage
inflatable baseball bat 50 None 2-handed club
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Mus 1-handed mace
pestoblade 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
pixel chain whip 50 10 Mus 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
poison pen 50 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 50 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 50 None 1-handed sword
turtleslinger 50 10 Mus 1-handed slingshot
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • No longer drops
worm-riding hooks 50 None 2-handed club  
gnollish nunchaku 45 7 Mus 2-handed flail
corrupt club of corruption 40 5 Mus 1-handed club
dreadlock whip 40 5 Mus 1-handed whip
pool cue 40 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 40 5 Mus 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff 40 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Mus 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Mus 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Mus 1-handed spear  
sealhide whip 35 2 Mus 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
spooky staff 35 2 Mus 2-handed staff
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Monster Level +1
grave robbing shovel 30 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Mus 1-handed knife
parasitic claw 30 None 1-handed club
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 30 7 Mus 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
wooden stakes 25 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
basic meat staff 20 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +1
club of corruption 20 None 1-handed club
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 20 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent.
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
soup-chucks 15 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
wumpus-hair whip 15 None 1-handed whip
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 10 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
can-you-dig-it? 10 None 1-handed spade + ???
candy knuckles 10 None 1-handed knuckles
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 10 None 2-handed club
live wire 10 None 1-handed whip
pixel whip 10 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
turtle totem 10 None 1-handed totem  
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat(s) Per Fight


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