Off-hand Items

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Off-hand Items are a special form of equipment introduced during Crimbo 2005. These are special items that can be equipped if the player has a 1-handed weapon or no weapon at all. (Off-hand items will have their equip link stricken if you have a 2- or 3-hand weapon equipped.)

With the exception of the fake hand, you may equip at most a single off-hand item. Equipping the fake hand grants an additional offhand equipment slot. While there is no limit to the number of hands that may be thus equipped, doing so generally gives you you nothing more than a modicum of fleeting entertainment. However, it can be useful when employing the Star Starfish Trick.

Players with Double-Fisted Skull Smashing can equip 1-handed weapons into their off-hand, provided that they are both moxie/Mysticality weapons or both ranged weapons. Chefstaves and Accordions can never be equipped in your off-hand, even if the weapon is 1-handed and you have DFSS.

Item List

Name	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
Great Wolf's left paw	250 Mus	21	+10% Critical Hit Chance +10 Spooky Damage +10 Stench Damage +10 Hot Damage +10 Cold Damage +10 Sleaze Damage Never Fumble Bonus for SCs only
antique spyglass	200 Mys	16	Reduce enemy defense by 15% All Attributes +10%
enchanted fire extinguisher	200 Mys	27	All Pastamancer spells inflict Cold Damage Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Cold Spells
Hodgman's almanac	200 Mys	17	Converts Hobo Power to Spell Damage Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 1.2 damage
Hodgman's cane	200 Mys	14	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 0.25-0.33 HP and 0.25-0.33 MP regenerated
Hodgman's garbage sticker	200 Mox	25	Converts Hobo Power to + Meat from Monsters Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 1% Meat drops
Hodgman's harmonica	200 Mox	19	Converts Hobo Power to Ranged Damage Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 1 damage
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	200 Mys	27	Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops, + Item Drops, and HP and MP Regeneration Conversion rate is 1 point of power to +1% meat drop Conversion rate is 1 point of power to +0.5% item drop Conversion rate is 1 ponit of power to 0.25-0.33 HP/MP regeneration
Hodgman's metal detector	200 Mus	24	Converts Hobo Power to + Items from Monsters Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 0.5% item drops
Hodgman's varcolac paw	200 Mus	22	Converts Hobo Power to Melee Damage Conversion rate is 1 point of power to 0.8 damage
The Necbromancer's Stein	200 Mys	24	All Pastamancer spells inflict Spooky Damage Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Spooky Spells
Ol' Scratch's ash can	200 Mys	21	Part of the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia All Spells Cast Are Hot Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Hot Spells Bonus for Ss only
Ol' Scratch's stove door	200 Mus	24	+20 Hot Damage Deals 40-50 Hot Damage to attackers Damage Reduction: +15
old school flying disc	200 Mus	22	Damage Reduction: 24 Muscle +15% +5 to Familiar Weight Can be consumed in combat to do 1000-5000 damage on a 1-3 round delay
Oscus's garbage can lid	200 Mus	23	+20 Stench Damage Deals 40-50 Stench Damage to attackers Damage Reduction: +15
pixel grappling hook	200 Mox	20	Combat Initiative +40% +10% Item Drops from Monsters
red wagon	200 Mys	9	Mysticality +15% Bonus Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +300
slime-covered compass	200 Mys	21	So-So Slime Resistance Combat Initiative +40%
slime-covered lantern	200 Mys	21	So-So Slime Resistance Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 10-15 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
snowstick	200 Mys	9	+80 Damage to Cold Spells Pulverizes into cold cluster
tailbone shield	200 Mus	15	+40 Stench Damage Deals 80-100 Stench Damage to attackers Damage Reduction: 16
trench lighter	200 Mus	14	+10% to all Muscle Gains +10% to all Mysticality Gains +10% to all Moxie Gains
vengeful spirit	200 Mys	15	+80 Damage to Hot Spells Pulverizes into hot cluster
Wand of Oscus	200 Mys	13	Part of the Vile Vagrant Vestments All Spells Cast Are Stinky Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Stench Spells Bonus for Ps only
Zombo's shield	200 Mus	14	Bonus for TTs only: Part of the Dire Drifter Duds Damage Absorption +50 +30 Spooky Damage Muscle +20% Damage Reduction: +15
cup of infinite pencils	175 Mus	23	25-30 Passive Damage per round +15% Meat from Monsters
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	175 Mus	26	+30% Booze Drops from Monsters
C.H.U.M. lantern	150 Mus	16	+17 Stench Damage +30% Items from Monsters (In Sewers)
grisly shield	150 Mus	13	Damage Reduction: 13 Slime Hates It Bonus Weapon Damage +50 +6 Extra PvP Fights
left-handed melodica	150 Mox	20	Ranged Damage +25 Bonus for ATs only
makeshift castanets	150 Mox	19	+10 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat skills Bonus for DBs only
marinara jug	150 Mys	12	Spell Damage +30 Bonus for Ss only
Scepter of Loathing	150 Mys	19	+15% Critical Hit Chance +15% Critical Spell Chance Superhuman Spooky Resistance
sealskin drum	150 Mus	13	Melee Damage +20 Bonus for SCs only
spaghetti-box banjo	150 Mys	19	Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure Bonus for Ps only
washboard shield	150 Mus	16	Bonus for TTs only: Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: +10
Brand of Violence	125 Mus	17	Moxie +20% +5% Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +30% Allows use of skill Brand
Cold Stone of Hatred	125 Mus	20	Mysticality +20% Reduce enemy defense by 10% Bonus Spell Damage +60% Allows use of skill Chilling Grip
Dinsey's radar dish	100 Mus	19	Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Deals Increasing Damage Every Round
Drunkula's wineglass	100 Mys	20	-30 to Familiar Weight Prevents usage of skills, spells and combat items Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
HOA regulation book	100 Mus	19	Reduce enemy defense by 20% -100 to Monster Level So-So Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: 23
Unkillable Skeleton's shield	100 Mus	28	Serious Resistance to All Elements Maximum MP -300 Deals damage to attackers Damage Reduction: 23
spongy shield	95 Mus	13	Muscle +10% Regenerate 20-50 HP per adventure Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: +14
antique shield	85 Mus	14	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -10% Damage Reduction: +15 Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
beach ball marble	85 Mys	17	Bonus Spell Damage +35 +35 Damage to Hot Spells +35 Damage to Cold Spells
beige clambroth marble	85 Mys	22	Bonus Spell Damage +30 +30 Damage to Hot Spells
big bumboozer marble	85 Mys	20	Bonus Spell Damage +80
black catseye marble	85 Mys	20	+75 Damage to Spooky Spells
brass dorsal fin	85 Mus	16	Damage Reduction: 13 Bonus Weapon Damage +20%
brown crock marble	85 Mys	18	+35 Damage to Stench Spells
bumblebee marble	85 Mys	16	Bonus Spell Damage +50
collapsible baton	85 Mys	17	Mysticality +10% +5% Critical Spell Chance
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	85 Mus	34	An ultra-rare item Superhuman Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: +15
eelskin shield	85 Mus	14	Maximum HP +55 Maximum MP +55 Passive Damage (Underwater Only) Damage Reduction: +13
glowing esca	85 Mys	12	+20% Items from Monsters (underwater adventuring only)
green peawee marble	85 Mys	19	+30 Damage to Stench Spells
jet bennie marble	85 Mys	17	+55 Damage to Spooky Spells
lemonade marble	85 Mys	15	+45 Damage to Cold Spells
Mer-kin begsign	85 Mus	15	Successful hit weakens opponent +40% Meat from Monsters (Underwater only)
Mer-kin roundshield	85 Mus	19	Damage Reduction: 18 Damage Absorption +40 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Mer-kin stopwatch	85 Mys	17	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures +50% Combat Initiative (Underwater only)
Mer-kin takebag	85 Mys	15	+5% Items from Monsters +15% Underwater
red China marble	85 Mys	16	+40 Damage to Hot Spells
rusty old lantern	85 Mys	17
silver cow creamer	85 Mys	18	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures +3 Extra PvP Fights +30% Meat from Monsters
steely marble	85 Mys	13	+65 Damage to Sleaze Spells
teflon shield	85 Mus	13	Muscle +10% Damage Reduction: +24 Damage Absorption +50
velcro shield	85 Mus	13	Mysticality +10% Damage Reduction: +24 +25% Weapons from Monsters
vinyl shield	85 Mus	12	Moxie +10% Damage Reduction: +24 +25 to Monster Level
duct tape buckler	82 Mus	17	Maximum HP +65 Maximum MP +65 Damage Reduction: +12
catskin buckler	75 Mus	15	Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: +11
ghast iron heater shield	75 Mus	24	Part of the Ghast Iron Gear Damage Reduction: 11 +10 Spooky Damage +10 Hot Damage
sawblade shield	75 Mus	15	Melee Damage +11 Damage Reduction: +11
steaming evil	75 Mys	13	+6 Hot Damage +6 Sleaze Damage +6 Spooky Damage
keg shield	70 Mus	10	Damage Absorption +50 Mysticality +5 Damage Reduction: +11
red X Shield	70 Mus	12	Damage Reduction: 11 Maximum HP/MP +20
six-rainbow shield	70 Mus	18	Maximum HP +50 Serious Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: +12
smirking shrunken head	70 Mys	22	Deals Spooky Damage every round
wicker shield	70 Mus	13	Moxie +6 Damage Reduction: +11
wonderwall shield	70 Mus	17	Maximum HP +50 Damage Reduction: +12
star buckler	67 Mus	12	Part of the Star Garb All Attributes +2 Damage Reduction: +10
battered hubcap	65 Mus	15	Muscle +15 Maximum HP +100 So-So Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: +14
black shield	65 Mus	12	Part of the Black Armaments Muscle +5 Maximum HP +20 Damage Reduction: +10
little black book	65 Mys	17	Spell Damage +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
sealhide buckler	65 Mus	16	Part of the Frigid Northlands Garb Damage Reduction: 7 Damage Reduction: 10
giant penguin keychain	62 Mus	22	Regenerate 12-16 HP per adventure Moxie -5 Damage Reduction: 10
antique Canadian lantern	60 Mys	24	+15% Item Drops from Monsters Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +15% more Item Drops in the Canadian Wildlife Preserve
Glowstick on a string	60 Mox	21	Weapon Damage+10 Quest item for Disco Bandit Nemesis quest
portable dam	60 Mus	12	Damage Reduction: 9 Damage Reduction: 100 (First Hit Only)
red book	60 Mys	8	Spell Damage +20 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
skull gearshift knob	60 Mus	20	+20 Spooky Damage +25 Damage to Spooky Spells Spell Damage +30%
sommelier's towel	60 Mys	17	+50% Booze Drops from Monsters
polyalloy shield	55 Mus	16	Slight Resistance to All Elements Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: +9
tip jar	52 Mys	7	+5% Meat from Monsters
fake washboard	50 Mus	14	Damage Reduction: 13 +25% to all Muscle Gains Damage Absorption +50 +75% Accessory Drops from Monsters
shield of the Skeleton Lord	50 Mus	27	Damage Reduction: 19 Muscle +50% +50 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight
spiky turtle shield	50 Mus	19	Damage Reduction: 8 Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +10% Items from Monsters
Wal-Mart snowglobe	50 Mus	18	Muscle +40% +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight
cuddly teddy bear	47 Mys	17	+10 to Monster Level Grants skill Overload Teddy Bear
heavy-duty clipboard	47 Mus	20	Mysticality +10 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
creepy voice box	45 Mys	16	Grants the skill Pull Voice Box String Delevels Spooky Damage
Elizabeth's Dollie	45 Mys	18	Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) +25 Damage to Spooky Spells
oil lamp	45 Mus	8	Part of the Oil Rig +5 Sleaze Damage +5 Hot Damage
painted shield	45 Mus	14	Damage Reduction: 7 All Attributes +3 +2 Prismatic Damage
rubber ribcage	45 Mus	14	Damage Reduction: 12 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
Tuesday's ruby	45 Mys	14	+5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
bowl of petunias	44 Mys	16	All Attributes +4 +4 Stats per fight +4 Extra PvP Fights Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
snake shield	42 Mus	12	Muscle +6 Gives serpentine sword +10 more Monster Level when wielded together Damage Reduction: +7
snarling wolf shield	42 Mus	20	Maximum HP +40 gives the lupine sword 9 additional Spooky Damage when wielded together Damage Reduction: +7
bakelite bowl	40 Mus	13	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine Maximum MP +20 Spell Damage +20 Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure
basaltamander buckler	40 Mus	21	Damage Reduction: 15 +25% to all Mysticality Gains Damage Absorption +50 +75% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
borg sock monkey	40 Mys	16	Moxie +3
cyborg doll	40 Mys	11	Muscle +3
fiberglass fetish	40 Mus	17	Part of Fiberglass Finery Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat If you are a Seal Clubber, passively deals 33% to 50% of buffed Muscle in spooky damage each round.
hors d'oeuvre tray	40 Mus	18	Combat Initiative +20% Damage Reduction: +7
incredibly creepy marionette	40 Mys	28	Mysticality +3
killer rag doll	40 Mys	15	Muscle +3
mad scientist's sock monkey	40 Mys	27	Moxie +3
marionette	40 Mys	10	Mysticality +3
marionette collective	40 Mys	21	Mysticality +3
nozzle of the Phoenix	40 Mys	21	Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% +50 Damage to Hot Spells
porcelain pepper mill	40 Mys	21	Part of the Ceramic Suit +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent. Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm
rag doll	40 Mys	8	Muscle +3
sock monkey	40 Mys	11	Moxie +3
Whatsian Ionic Pliers	40 Mys	21	Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
Abyssal ember	35 Mus	13	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Hot Damage +25% Weapon Items from Monsters
ancient hot dog wrapper	35 Mys	23	Regenerate 30-40 HP per adventure Regenerate 30-40 MP per adventure
blue LavaCo Lamp™	35 Mys	17	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants 50 Adventures of Blue Eyed Devil at Rollover
Creepy doll head	35 Mys	16	+15 Spooky Damage
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	35 Muscle	29	Mysticality +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra Rollover Adventures based on Grimace darkness
detour shield	35 Mus	13	Damage Reduction: 6 Damage Absorption +10
Dungeon Fist gauntlet	35 Mus	21	Weapon Damage +25 Monsters will be more attracted to you. -100% Food Drops from Monsters
easter egg balloon	35 Mys	18	All Attributes +5 Can no longer be acquired
Ellsbury's skull	35 Mys	16	+10% Meat from Monsters +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Engorged Sausages and You	35 Mys	25	Spell Damage +15 All Pastamancer spells inflict Sleaze Damage +20% Food Drops from Monsters
green LavaCo Lamp™	35 Mox	18	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants 50 Adventures of Green Peace at Rollover
iShield	35 Mus	7	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Damage Reduction: 10 Moxie +15%
jar of frostigkraut	35 Mys	19	+10 Cold Damage Deals Cold Damage every round
oyster egg balloon	35 Mys	18	All Attributes +5
padded tortoise	35 Mus	15	Damage Reduction: 6 Damage Absorption +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
psychic's crystal ball	35 Muys	22	Part of Psychic Enpsemble All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative +20%
radiator heater shield	35 Mus	22	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
red LavaCo Lamp™	35 Mus	16	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants 50 Adventures of Red Menace at Rollover
rxr shield	35 Mus	10	Damage Absorption +10 Damage Reduction: 6
shadowy seal eye	35 Mus	16	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Spooky Damage +15 to Monster Level
slippery when wet shield	35 Mus	24	Damage Absorption +10 Damage Reduction: 6
speed limit shield	35 Mus	18	Damage Reduction: 6 Damage Absorption +10
stop shield	35 Mus	11	Damage Reduction: 6 Damage Absorption +10
stress ball	35 Mys	11	Maximum HP/MP +100 Allows the skill Squeeze Stress Ball
tortoboggan shield	35 Mus	18	Damage Reduction: 6 Combat Initiative +30% So-So Cold Resistance
vampire pellet	35 Mys	14	Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure +10 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
yield shield	35 Mus	12	Damage Absorption +10 Damage Reduction: +6
loadstone	32 Mys	9	+10% Meat from Monsters Occasionally gives an extra fastener at the end of combats in The Smut Orc Logging Camp
Brimstone Bunker	30 Mus	16	Muscle +50% Moxie -20% TT's BM reward Damage Reduction: +25
dirty rigging rope	30 Mus	18	Combat Initiative +30% +15 Stench Damage
flaming talons	30 Mys	14	Melee Damage +5 +5 Hot Damage
gnauga hide buckler	30 Mus	19	Part of the Gnauga Hides All Attributes +3 Damage Reduction: +5
hippo skin buckler	30 Mus	18	Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: +5
penguin skin buckler	30 Mus	20	Moxie +5 Damage Reduction: +5
yakskin buckler	30 Mus	15	Mysticality +5 Damage Reduction: +5
ancient stone head	27 Mus	18	Damage Reduction: 5 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Orcish stud-finder	27 Mys	18	Weapon Damage +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
arm buzzer	25 Mus	10	Maximum MP +25 Damage Reduction: 6
clockwork detective skull	25 Mox	25	Throughout combat, skull tells you approximately (to within about 5%) what your enemy's HP currently is Gives some general feedback about your opponent's capabilities
creme brulee torch	25 Mus	17	+30 Hot Damage This item will disappear at the end of the day.
demon buckler	25 Mus	13	+3 Hot Damage Damage Reduction: +5
LOV Elephant	25 Mus	12	Damage Reduction: 16 Gift Item
white satin shield	25 Mus	18	Moxie +2 Damage Reduction: +5
Yorick	25 Mys	6	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure +15% Item Drops from Monsters
bottle of Goldschnöckered	22 Mox	25	+5 Hot Damage So-So Cold Resistance Allows use of skill Goldenshöwer
deck of lewd playing cards	22 Mys	26	Moxie +5% +69 Sleaze Damage +69 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Ancient calendar	20 Mus	16	Damage Reduction: +4 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
cardboard box turtle	20 Mus	20	Muscle +3 Damage Reduction: +4
double-ice box	20 Mys	14	All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage +10% Deals 10-20 Cold Damage every round
eye of the Tiger-lily	20 Mys	21	Spell Damage +10 +5% Item Drops from Monsters
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	20 Mys	30	Mysticality +14 Must have a monster aggravation device set to 3 to acquire
paint palette	20 Mys	13	+8 Prismatic Damage Lets you paint your foes Once per combat, grants the skill Paint Job, which deals 8 Prismatic Damage
snapdragon pistil	20 Mus	13	All Spells Cast Are Hot +5% Critical Spell Chance
party crasher	20 Mys	17	Damage Reduction: 9 Combat Initiative +25% So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Lets you crash into your foes, stunning them Once per combat, grants the skill Party Crash, which stuns for 4 turns
pumpkin spice candle	20 Mus	20	+40% Item Drops from Monsters This item will disappear at the end of the day.
spant shield	20 Mus	12	Damage Reduction: 6 Muscle +15% Damage Absorption +100
sprinkle-begging cup	20 Mys	20	+50% Sprinkles from Monsters
clownskin buckler	15 Mus	17	+3 Spooky Damage Damage Reduction: +3
disturbing fanfic	15 Mys	17	+30 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Grey Guanon	15 Mys	11	+5 Stench Damage Deals Stench Damage every round
hot plate	15 Mus	9	Damage Reduction: 3 +3 Hot Damage Damages Attacking Opponent
meat shield	15 Mus	11	Damage Reduction: 3 +3% Meat from Monsters
portable Othello set	15 Mys	20	+10 Othello Skill
rusty compass	15 Mys	13	Combat Initiative +30%
novelty monorail ticket	11 Mox	23	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants 100 Adventures of Favored by Lyle at Rollover All stats +10%
Science Notebook	11 Mys	16	+10 to Monster Level Allows you to collect data about Tentacles Allowed you to gather an extra data point from Eldritch Tentacles during the Second Eldritch Incursion
balloon shield	10 Mus	14	Damage Reduction: +3 2-3 Passive Damage
basic meat foon	10 Mys	15	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
box turtle	10 Mus	10	Muscle +1 Damage Reduction: +3
coffin lid	10 Mus	10	Slight Spooky Resistance Damage Reduction: +3
enchanted brass knuckles	10 Mys	24	+5% Critical Hit Chance
fancy marzipan briefcase	10 Mys	24	Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Monsters will be much less attracted to you. Reduces combat frequency by 10% This item will disappear at the end of the day.
fancy opera glasses	10 Mys	19	+5% Meat from Monsters +5% Items from Monsters
flimsy clipboard	10 Mus	16	Damage Reduction: 3 +5% Meat from Monsters
foon of fearfulness	10 Mys	19	Mysticality +3 +8 Damage to Spooky Spells
foon of fleshiness	10 Mys	18	Mysticality +3 +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
foon of foulness	10 Mys	16	Mysticality +3 +8 Damage to Stench Spells
foon of frigidity	10 Mys	17	Mysticality +3 +8 Damage to Cold Spells
foon of fulmination	10 Mys	19	Mysticality +3 +8 Damage to Hot Spells
peanut brittle shield	10 Mus	21	Damage Reduction: 3 +100% Candy Items from Monsters
pixel shield	10 Mus	12	Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: +3
pocketwatch on a chain	10 Mys	22	-10 to Monster Level +1 Mysticality Stat Gains from Fights
primitive alien totem	10 Mus	21	Damage Reduction: 25 Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure +25 Gives 30 turns for Turtle Tamer buffs.
Rainbow Jello Mould	10 Mus	19	A custom item given to Jelloboi Moxie +50%
security flashlight	10 Mys	19	-10 to Monster Level
standards and practices guide	10 Mys	29	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) Lets you censoriously lecture foes Grants combat skill Censorious Lecture Delevels 5-10 Staggers
sturdy cane	10 Mus	11	+4 Extra PvP Fights 2x chance of Fumble Combat Initiative -25%
little round pebble	7 Mys	19	Combat Initiative +50% Item is lost on initiative loss
bobble-hip hula elf doll	5 Mys	24	All Attributes +5 +15% Meat from Monsters
bone abacus	5 Mys	11	Counts combats won while equipped Ascension does not reset the counter
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5 Mys	28	Maximum HP +15 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 4-5 HP per adventure Can be Canhandled
kickback cookbook	5 Mys	17	Spell Damage +20
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5 Mys	29	Maximum HP/MP +5 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP and MP per adventure Can be Canhandled
Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5 Mys	27	Maximum MP +15 Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure Can be Canhandled
turtle wax shield	5 Mus	17	Damage Reduction: 2 Maximum HP +10 Squeezable
glass gnoll eye	2 Mys	15	Mysticality +3 Useable First use of day, receive breath mint
lucky lighter	2 Mys	13	+6 Hot Damage +5% Critical Hit Chance
sebaceous shield	2 Mus	16	+1 Stench Damage +1 Sleaze Damage Damage Reduction: +2
17-ball	None	7	An ultra-rare item +20 Spooky Damage +20 Stench Damage +20 Hot Damage +20 Cold Damage +20 Sleaze Damage
1-ball	None	6	Combat Initiative +5% Can be used in the altar of Pikachutlotal
2-ball	None	6	+5 Cold Damage +5 Damage to Cold Spells Can be used in the altar of Squirtlcthulli
3-ball	None	6	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Damage to Spooky Spells
4-ball	None	6	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
5-ball	None	6	+5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Can be used in the altar of Charcoatl
6-ball	None	6	+5 Stench Damage +5 Damage to Stench Spells Can be used in the altar of Bulbazinalli
7-ball	None	6	+5% Meat from Monsters
9-ball	None	6	Melee Damage +5 Ranged Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 Requires using a ten-leaf clover to acquire
A Light that Never Goes Out	None	27	Mysticality +5 +5 Hot Damage +5 Smithsness +X% Items from Monsters based on Smithsness
adhesive tape dolly	None	19	Moxie +5 Reduces monster attack by 1 every combat round
Adventurer bobblehead	None	21	Untradeable in-season Nuclear Autumn reward All Attributes +X% X is 1 plus the number of Nuclear Autumn runs completed (hardcore runs count double), capped at 23.
aerogel attache case	None	20	Part of Aeroutfit +10% Pickpocket Chance +10 Stench Damage Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure Drops Advanced Cocktailcrafting ingredients with decreasing chance throughout the day
anniversary balloon	None	19
anniversary chutney sculpture	None	29	All Attributes +1 Given after 1 year
arrow'd heart balloon	None	21
astral shield	None	13	Muscle +25% Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Damage Reduction: 15
astral statuette	None	16	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +50% +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Bag o' Tricks	None	13	+10% Items from Monsters +15% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure +50% Bonus Spell Damage Can Open the Bag o' Tricks in combat Can extend random effects once per day
bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	None	30	Allows for planting of trees on Arrrbor Day Quest item
bag of Laughing Willow saplings	None	31	Allows for planting of trees on Arrrbor Day Quest item
bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	None	32	Allows for planting of trees on Arrrbor Day Quest item
ball-in-a-cup	None	13	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only) Can be used once per day for free Mysticality substats
barrel lid	None	10	Muscle +25% +50 to Monster Level Maximum HP +100 Damage Reduction: 9 Item disappears at the end of the day
barskin buckler	None	15	Muscle +2 Damage Reduction: +1
botanical sample kit	None	20	Increases the yield of Spacegate botany operations This item will disappear at the end of the day.
bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	None	41	Crimbo 2015 item Quest Item
box	None	3	+1% Meat from Monsters
box-in-the-box	None	14	+2% Meat from Monsters
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	None	25	+3% Meat from Monsters
bread basket	None	12	+20% Food Drops from Monsters Obtained from using a magical baguette
BRICKO bulwark	None	14	Maximum HP +6 Damage Reduction: 3
card sleeve	None	11	If you like it, you should put a card in it! (Enchantment varies by card)
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	None	31	Mucle +4% Mysticality +4% Moxie +4%
chalk chalice	None	13	Part of Chalk Chostume Maximum MP +15 +20 Damage to Hot Spells Weakens enemies who hit you
charged magnet	None	14	Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
charged druidic orb	None	19	Allows combat with the Archwizard in The Archwizard's Tower in the Cursed Village. This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Cloaca-Cola shield	None	18	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Mysticality +1 Damage Reduction: +4
cobbled-together Meat detector	None	30	Sometimes dropped after combat by an Elf Operative +15% Meat from Monsters This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	None	30	Spell Damage +10 All Pastamancer and Sauceror spells inflict Hot Damage
Cookbook of the Damned	None	22	Spell Damage +10 All Pastamancer spells inflict Stench Damage
cosmetic football	None	17	Muscle +10 While equipped, sets Megawoot gain to 5-6 per fight in The Neverending Party
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	None	31	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Used to create Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Will be consumed if Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is created
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	None	29	+10 Spooky Damage Used to create Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Will be consumed if Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is created
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	None	28	+10 Sleaze Damage Used to create Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Will be consumed if Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is created
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	None	35	+10 Damage to Stench Spells Used to create Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Will be consumed if Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is created
Crimbo tree flocker	None	19	+10 Cold Damage Used to create Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Will be consumed if Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is created
crumbling skull	None	15	Quest item Spelunky only Can be thrown
cursed coffee cup	None	17	Quest item Spelunky only -2 Luck Drink blood, get healthy
deceased crimbo tree	None	20	From January's Garbage Tote Blocks damage while needles remain Takes all-but-one damage from attacks instead of you, up to 1000/day Quest Item
deck of tropical cards	None	22	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Changes stat distribution to Mysticality class
defective skull	None	15	Gives ridiculously incorrect feedback about opponents' capabilities Gift item
detective skull	None	15	Throughout combat, the skull tells you approximately what your enemy's HP currently is (within 5% HP in either direction) Can, rarely, give you part of the Sockdollager password for the Speakeasy
druidic orb	None	11	Choosing Hold aloft your orb at The Towering Mountains turns this into a charged druidic orb This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	None	20	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Mysticality +1 Damage Reduction: +4
encrypted micro-cassette recorder	None	33	Quest item Optimized for Pun-Recording
faded green protest sign	None	24
faded red protest sign	None	22
fake hand	None	9	Melee Damage -1 Gives extra off-hand equipment slot
fireproof megaphone	None	19	+10 to Monster Level So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
fishbone catcher's mitt	None	23	Prevents some items from washing away in the Heavy Rains
fleshy lump	None	11	Untradeable Protonic accelerator pack-derivative Maximum HP +20 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
foon	None	4	Mysticality +2
Frigid Northern Beans	None	21	+15 Damage to Cold Spells Can be Canhandled
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	None	27	Spell Damage +10 All Pastamancer and Sauceror spells inflict Cold Damage
geological sample kit	None	21	Increases the yield of Spacegate geology operations This item will disappear at the end of the day.
ghostly reins	None	13	Untradeable Protonic accelerator pack-derivative +10 to Familiar Weight +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat This item will disappear at the end of the day.
giant clay ashtray	None	18	Damage Reduction: 3 Muscle +5
giant stuffed bugbear	None	21
gingerbread moneybag	None	20	+25% Sprinkles from Monsters
glass pie plate	None	15	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +25 Damage vs. Ghosts Half Damage from Ghosts This includes the damage from A-Boo clues
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	None	35	Muscle +(9 - light) Bonus Weapon Damage +(9 - light)
Golden HP-35 Calculator	None	23	Acquired from A Science Tent on February 3, 2017, during the Second Eldritch Incursion Makes you look super altruistic Adds "Altruism Level: Super-Duper." to your profile while equipped
golden sausage	None	14	Custom item given to Cobain Dougans
gore bucket	None	11	Quest item
green balloon	None	13
Half a Purse	None	12	+1 |Stat Per Fight Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Smithsness +X% Meat from Monsters based on Smithsness
hand of Mr. Cards	None	17	All Attributes +5 Grants skill Throw a Mr. Card
handmade hobby horse	None	20	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Muscle substat only) Can be used once per day for free Muscle substats
heart-shaped balloon	None	20
heavy duty umbrella	None	19	Reduces the level of nearby water in Heavy Rains
heavy pickaxe	None	13	Quest item Spelunky only All Attributes +5
Hellfire Spicy Beans	None	20	+15 Damage to Hot Spells Can be Canhandled
hobo code binder	None	16	Allows the special hobo code adventures to be encountered Must be equipped to collect codes
HP-35 Calculator	None	16	Acquired from A Science Tent on February 3, 2017, during the Second Eldritch Incursion Makes you look altruistic Adds "Altruism Level: Fairly." to your profile while equiiped
hypnodisk	None	9	An ultra-rare item +25% Items from Monsters
ice baby	None	8	+3 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
ice bucket	None	10	+20% Items from Monsters Disappears at the end of the day
Idol of Ak'gyxoth	None	17	Moxie +43 -1 MP to use Skills Can be used once per day to get a free Advanced Cocktailcrafting drink
ivory cue ball	None	14	+5% Item Drops from Monsters
Jarlsberg's pan	None	15	Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure +50% Food Drops from Monsters +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only) +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	None	36	Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure +50% Food Drops from Monsters +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only) +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg Converts dropped food and booze into Cosmic Calories
The Joke Book of the Dead	None	25	Quest item Spelunky only Damage Reduction: 5 Weapon Damage +5 -6 Luck
joybuzzer	None	9	Can Shake Hands in combat (0 damage) Gift item
Kevlar balloon	None	14
KoL Con 13 snowglobe	None	20	Lets you recall precious memories at the end of every fight At the end of fights gain 4-6 of a particular stat or a random food, booze or potion
KoL Con IV Pole	None	15	Maximum HP +4 Maximum MP +4 All Attributes +4 +4 Hot Damage
KoL Con Six Pack	None	16	All Attributes +5 +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
KoL Con X Treasure Map	None	22	+5% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	None	23	+10% Item Drops from Monsters +10% Food Drops from Monsters Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 +20% Chance of Critical Hit Shows you how the sausage is made While equipped, sausage goblins appear as free wandering monsters Sausage goblins drop magical sausage casing, which can be turned into magical sausages Magical sausage are size zero (limit 23/day) foods that give 999 MP and 1 adventure
LARP carp	None	9	All Attributes +10 Custom item given to the winners of the KoL Con LARP
latte lovers member's mug	None	25	Gives four uses of each combat skill per day: Throw Latte on Opponent: Free run away and banishes a monster for 30 adventures Offer Latte to Opponent: Adds 2 copies of the monster to the Adventure Queue of the zone for 30 turns Gulp Latte: Staggers and restores 50% maximum HP and MP The latte has three ingredients, which are unlocked after combat in various zones and give it particular enchantments
lead umbrella	None	13	You will not acquire any rads or any radiation sickness Only useful in the Nuclear Autumn challenge path
left bear arm	None	13	+10% Muscle Maximum HP +30 Damage Reduction: 10 Lets you act like a bear
Loathing Legion abacus	None	22	-5 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion can opener	None	26	+25% Food Drops from Monsters One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion corkscrew	None	25	+25% Booze Drops from Monsters One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion defibrillator	None	29	Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion electric knife	None	30	+20% Meat from Monsters One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion kitchen sink	None	28	Spell Damage +25% One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	None	33	+10% Item Drops from Monsters One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion moondial	None	24	+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion pizza stone	None	27	Damage Reduction: 6 Slight Resistance to All Elements One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Loathing Legion tape measure	None	28	+10% Critical Hit Chance One of the forms of the Loathing Legion knife
loose purse strings	None	19	Monsters drop additional meat 5 extra meat per combat
The Lot's engagement ring	None	21	+3 Stench Damage Allows Noxious Proposals
low-budget shield	None	17
magic lamp	None	10	Mysticality +5 Triggers special NC choice in Bugbear Invasion
magical ice cubes	None	17	+1 Cold Damage
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	None	32	Moxie +12%
meteorite guard	None	15	Part of Meteor Masquerade Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Serious Hot Resistance (+3) 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Microplushie: Bropane	None	21	Weapon Damage +3 Gift item
Microplushie: Dorkonide	None	23	All Attributes +1 Gift item
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	None	30	+2 Hot Damage Gift item
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	None	27	Moxie +2 Gift item
Microplushie: Gothochondria	None	27	+2 Spooky Damage Gift item
Microplushie: Hippylase	None	23	+2 Stench Damage Gift item
Microplushie: Hipsterine	None	24	+1 to Monster Level Gift item
Microplushie: Hobomosome	None	24	Slight Stench Resistance Gift item
Microplushie: Otakulone	None	23	Maximum MP +4 Gift item
Microplushie: Raverdrine	None	24	Maximum HP +8 Gift item
Microplushie: Sororitrate	None	25	+2 Sleaze Damage Gift item
mime pocket probe	None	17	Untradeable Crimbo 2017 item Extract additional crystalline cheer from mimes in the Silent Night
miniature stuffed Goth Giant	None	28
mini-zeppelin	None	13
misfit dolly	None	12	Moxie +5 +5 Spooky Damage
misfit hobby horse	None	18	Muscle +5 +5 Stench Damage
misfit teddy bear	None	17	Mysticality +5 +5 Hot Damage
mole skin notebook	None	18	Moxie +1
moxie magnet	None	12
Mr. Balloon	None	11	All Attributes +3 Gift item
Mr. Haggis	None	10	Haggis! (Deals Sleaze Damage in combat)
Mylar balloon	None	13
naughty fortune teller	None	22	+variable Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
Necrotelicomnicon	None	17	Spell Damage +10 All Pastamancer spells inflict Spooky Damage
off-hand balloon	None	16	All Attributes +1 Developer & tester item
Operation Patriot Shield	None	24	Damage Reduction: 1 per level +3 Stats per Fight Maximum HP +40 Maximum MP +40 Class-Specific Enchantments Can be Thrown in Combat Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
optimal spreadsheet	None	19	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +10 +5 Extra PvP Fights +20 to Monster Level
ornate dowsing rod	None	18	Gives an extra +2% exploration per desert combat Quest Item
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	None	24	Bonus for TTs only: +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Smithsness +X% Muscle based on Smithsness Gain the favor of Turtle Spirits more quickly Damage Reduction: 7
oyster basket	None	13	Allows you to hunt for Oyster Eggs on Oyster Egg Day
Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	None	32	Quest item
parasitic strangleworm	None	22	Part of the Mutant Couture Damage Reduction: player level (capped at 15) or 2x player level with Yuletide Mutations
penguin thesaurus	None	17	Mysticality +1 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
pilgrim shield	None	14	Maximum HP +30 Melee Damage +15 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Weapon Drops +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
pirate hook	None	11	Weapon Damage +3
Platinum HP-35 Calculator	None	25	Acquired from A Science Tent on February 3, 2017, during the Second Eldritch Incursion Makes you look incredibly altruistic Adds "Altruism Level: Over 9000." to your profile while equipped
plush alielf	None	12	Maximum HP +30 Gift item
plush alien hamsterpus	None	22	Muscle +0-10% based on Grimace darkness Mysticality +0-10% based on Grimace darkness Moxie +0-10% based on Grimace darkness Gift item
plush dogcat	None	12	Maximum MP +30 Gift item
plush ferrelf	None	13	All Attributes +5 Gift item
plush hamsterpus	None	16	Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50 Gift item
plush mutated alielephant	None	25	Muscle +0-15% based on Grimace darkness Mysticality +0-15% based on Grimace darkness Moxie +0-15% based on Grimace darkness +5% Critical Hit Chance Gift item
plush mutated alielf	None	20	Muscle +0-5% based on Grimace darkness Mysticality +0-5% based on Grimace darkness Moxie +0-5% based on Grimace darkness Gift item
polyester pad	None	13	Part of the Synthetic Suit Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
pool skimmer	None	12	Catches other people's washed-away items Only available in Heavy Rains Quest Item
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	None	32	+15 Damage to Sleaze Spells Can be Canhandled
pot	None	3	Quest item, Spelunky only Damage Reduction: 2 Can be thrown
pottery shield	None	14	Part of the Smoked Pottery Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Hot Damage
pretty bouquet	None	13	Moxie +3
Raggedy Hippy doll	None	18
Rain-Doh green lantern	None	22	Maximum MP +20 All spells do additional Stench Damage Obtained from can of Rain-Doh
red balloon	None	11
reusable shopping bag	None	21	+20% Food Drops from Monsters +20% Booze Drops from Monsters +20% Candy Drops from Monsters
rice bowl	None	9	Food Drops +20%
rock	None	4	Quest item Available in Spelunky only Can be thrown
Royal scepter	None	13	+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Grants 5 Adventures of It's Good To Be Royal! at Rollover
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	None	34	Mysticality +12%
scissor duck	None	12	Mysticality +5 Reduces monster defense by 1 every combat round
set of jacks	None	12	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Moxie substat only) Can be used once per day for free Moxie substats
Seven Loco	None	10	+5% Booze Drops from Monsters +5% Candy Drops from Monsters
sewer turtle	None	12	+1 Stench Damage Damage Reduction: +1
Shield of Icy Fate	None	18	Slight Resistance to All Elements Weapon Damage +25% All Attributes +5% Damage Reduction: 7
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	None	27	Maximum MP +25 Spell Damage +25% +5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Can be Canhandled
Silver HP-35 Calculator	None	23	Acquired from A Science Tent on February 3, 2017, during the Second Eldritch Incursion Makes you look really altruistic Adds "Altruism Level: Really." to your profile while equipped
silver sausage	None	14	Custom item given to DarthDud
Sinful Desires	None	14	Spell Damage +10 All Pastamancer spells inflict Sleaze Damage
skull of the Bonerdagon	None	23	+5 Spooky Damage
snow mobile	None	11	Maximum MP +20 All spells do additional Cold Damage
Solstice Shield	None	15	Given to artists of the 2013 Calendar of Loathing +0-25% Muscle based on Grimace darkness +0-25% Mysticality based on Grimace darkness +0-25% Moxie based on Grimace darkness Damage Absorption +20
sonar fishfinder	None	16	+5 Fishing Skill
Space Tourist palmdoctor	None	24	Maximum HP/MP +25 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Spanish fly trap	NoneRe	16	Quest item
The Spirit of Crimbo	None	20	Enabled Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' for Crimbo 2008
spooky little girl	None	18	+0-5% Items from Monsters based on Grimace darkness Quest Item
Sprinkle shaker	None	15	Quest item
stack of communist leaflets	None	27	Crimbo 2017 item Quest Item
stapler bear	None	12	Muscle +5 Inflicts 3-5 damage every round of combat
stinky cheese wheel	None	19	Damage Reduction: 6 Damage Absorption depending on adventures stunk up
strange tiki idol	None	17	Moxie +43 Unique item
studded sealhide shield	None	23	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +30 Damage Reduction: 7
stuffed astral badger	None	21
stuffed baby gravy fairy	None	24
stuffed bandersnatch	None	20
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	None	27
stuffed can of asparagus	None	24
stuffed caterpillar	None	19
stuffed Cheshire bitten	None	23
stuffed cocoabo	None	15
stuffed dodecapede	None	18
stuffed dodo	None	12
stuffed flaming gravy fairy	None	27
stuffed frozen gravy fairy	None	26
stuffed ghuol whelp	None	19
stuffed hand turkey	None	19
stuffed key	None	11	Used to open stuffed treasure chest Gift item
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	None	35
stuffed martini	None	15
stuffed Meat	None	12
stuffed mind flayer	None	19
stuffed Mob Penguin	None	19
stuffed monocle	None	15
stuffed pocketwatch	None	19	When used, causes you to gain or lose 1-10 adventures when used (once per day) Gift item
stuffed porpoise	None	16
stuffed sabre-toothed lime	None	26
stuffed scary death orb	None	23
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	None	26
stuffed snowy owl	None	17
stuffed spooky gravy fairy	None	26
stuffed stab bat	None	16
stuffed stinky gravy fairy	None	26
stuffed teddy butler	None	20
stuffed tin of caviar	None	21
stuffed treasure chest	None	22	Contains other stuffies Gift item
stuffed undead elbow macaroni	None	29
stuffed yeti	None	12
stuffed yo-yo	None	13
stuffed zmobie	None	14
Stupid University Diploma	None	25	A custom item given to Prima Vera Angelhair Maximum HP +3 Maximum MP +3 +5 Prismatic Damage
sucker bucket	None	13	+50% Candy Drops from Monsters May attract walruses
surprisingly capacious handbag	None	30	+50% Item Drops at the Neverending Party
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	None	28	Muscle +12%
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	None	43	Quest item
Temporal Tempera Tube	None	21	Given to artists of the 2013 Calendar of Loathing +0-25% Muscle based on Grimace darkness +0-25% Mysticality based on Grimace darkness +0-25% Moxie based on Grimace darkness
third-hand lantern	None	18	Combat Initiative +5%
thought balloon	None	15
Time Lord Participation Mug	None	13	+3 Maximum Hooch
Tiki lighter	None	12	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Changes stat distribution to Moxie class
tiny black hole	None	15	Allows Pickpocketing +25% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative -200%
torch	None	5	Quest item Available in Spelunky only Burns foes Lights dark places Can be thrown
toy Crimbot super fist	None	22	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit Damage Reduction: 10 +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of POW in combat
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	None	31	+15 Damage to Stench Spells Can be Canhandled
tropical paperweight	None	20	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Changes stat distribution to Muscle class
turtling rod	None	12	Enables Turtle Taming
unstable fulminate	None	18	Quest Item
UV-resistant compass	None	20	Gives an extra +1% exploration per desert combat Quest Item
Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	None	41	+5 to Monster Level Quest item
voodoo doll	None	11	Mysticality +1
wad of Crovacite	None	16	A custom item given to Crovax1234 All Attributes +5 +5 Spooky Damage
Walford's bucket	None	16	Quest Item
white balloon	None	13
wicker clicker	None	14	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Cadenza will briefly stun opponents
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	None	26	+15 Damage to Spooky Spells Can be Canhandled
zoological sample kit	None	21	Increases the yield of Spacegate zoology operations This item will disappear at the end of the day.

History

Off-hand items debuted in 2005 with the off-hand balloon awarded to the Development Team as a limited quantity item. Off-hand items were introduced to the general KoL community with the rag doll, marionette, and sock monkey, three toys produced by Uncle Crimbo's workshop. A fourth off-hand item, the ice baby, is part of the Mr. Store Item of the Month for February 2006.

On February 8, 2006, numerous existing accessories were converted to off-hand item status, as detailed in HotStuff's announcement.