One-handed weapons

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One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for Off-hand Items and dual-wielding. However, note that while melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together, ranged types can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.

All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are ranged weapons. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.

The Disembodied Hand familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of Chefstaves), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.

Name	Power	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
7-inch discus	200	85 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
antique spear	200	85 Muscle	1-handed polearm	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
brand new key	200	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +20
Brimstone Bludgeon	200	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Bonus Weapon Damage +30 SC's BM reward
cursed cutlass	200	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Muscle +15
diabolical crossbow	200	150 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
fish scimitar	200	85 Muscle	1-handed scimitar	Muscle +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +10%
Flail of the Seven Aspects	200	60 Muscle	1-handed flail	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +15 Never Fumble Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
Frosty's arm	200	200 Muscle	1-handed staff	Bonus Weapon Damage +30 +30 Cold Damage
Frosty's snowball sack	200	200 Moxie	1-handed sack	+50 Cold Damage
Hodgman's whackin' stick	200	200 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +20% On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart	200	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Maximum HP +300 Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
Mer-kin hookspear	200	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	Combat Initiative +20% Bonus Weapon Damage +40 Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
Mjolnir Jr.	200	85 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
octopus's spade	200	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	+5% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +10% Bonus Weapon Damage +15
pernicious cudgel	200	150 Muscle	1-handed club	Slime Hates It +30 Sleaze Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
rusty piece of rebar	200	85 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
rusty speargun	200	85 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
skate blade	200	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +5% Devels on hit
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr	200	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +23 4x chance of Critical Hit +20% Physical Damage Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
slime-covered club	200	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +50 Damage vs. Slimes 3x Critical Hit Chance
slime-covered speargun	200	200 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+50 Damage against Slimes Weapon Damage +25 3x chance of Critical Hit
super-sweet boom box	200	75 Moxie	1-handed radio	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
teflon spatula	200	85 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +10% Serious Sleaze Resistance Bonus Spell Damage +40
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	200	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
velcro broadsword	200	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
velcro paddle ball	200	85 Moxie	1-handed flail	Moxie +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Accessory Items from Monsters
Windsor Pan of the Source	200	60 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +15 Spell Damage +23 +11% chance of Spell Critical Hit Special Attack: Saucemageddon
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	200	60 Muscle	1-handed utensil	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master Mysticality +15 +50% Food Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative +40% Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
duct tape sword	195	82 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
beer bong	190	80 Moxie	1-handed bong	+15 Stench Damage Monster Level +5
goatskin umbrella	180	75 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	+15 Stench Damage
war tongs	180	75 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells
honey dipper	175	72 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +5% Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure Spell Damage +15
lead pipe	175	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +6 Mysticality +6
toy ray gun	175	72 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+5 Hot Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
giant foam finger	170	70 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: +3
dwarvish war mattock	165	67 Muscle	1-handed axe	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster HP
happiness	165	67 Moxie	1-handed pistol	+12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	165	67 Muscle	1-handed club	Mysticality +10 Bonus Weapon Damage +10
pygmy spear	165	67 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +7
black sword	160	65 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Black Armaments 3x Critical Hit Chance Bonus Weapon Damage +7
giant cactus quill	160	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	3x Critical Hit Chance Maximum HP +30
pointed stick	160	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	2x Critical Hit Chance Bonus Weapon Damage +10
trout fang	160	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15 25% chance of poisoning opponent
X-37 gun	160	65 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Attack damage in a random element Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo	160	65 Moxie	1-handed yoyo	2x Critical Hit Chance +1 Spooky Damage +1 Stench Damage +1 Hot Damage +1 Cold Damage +1 Sleaze Damage
C.H.U.M. knife	150	175 Muscle	1-handed knife	+30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons	150	60 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
grassy cutlass	150	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	Bonus Weapon Damage +11
Grimacite gat	150	40 Moxie	1-handed gun	A prize from The Raffle House Combat Initiative +20% Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
heavy leather-bound tome	150	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle	150	60 Muscle	1-handed club	A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand	150	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
pipe wrench	150	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +8
rainbow crossbow	150	60 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
star spatula	150	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife	150	55 Muscle	1-handed sword	Bonus Weapon Damage +20 3x Fumble Chance
witty rapier	150	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin	150	60 Moxie	1-handed violin	Bonus Ranged Damage +5 +5% Meat from Monsters +5 to Monster Level
batblade	145	57 Muscle	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +15
crowbar	140	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine	140	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Cold Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
gatorskin umbrella	140	100 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Serious Stench Resistance Bonus Weapon Damage +15
silver cheese-slicer	140	55 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10%
silver paté knife	140	55 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
broken sword	135	52 Muscle	1-handed sword	Slight Spooky Resistance
rave whistle	135	52 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Maximum HP +10 +10 Monster Level
star boomerang	135	52 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Moxie +5
star stiletto	135	52 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella	130	50 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword	125	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	An ultra-rare item +7 Extra PvP Fights Bonus Weapon Damage +15 +2% Critical Hit Chance
curmudgel	125	47 Muscle	1-handed club	Monster Level +8 Bonus Weapon Damage +10
pitchfork	125	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Bonus Weapon Damage +9
bone crusher	120	45 Muscle	1-handed club	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
potato pistol	120	45 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5 +5 Sleaze Damage
Ruby Rod	120	40 Muscle	1-handed rod	Used in the Future quest
silver shrimp fork	120	45 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +14 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
old school Mafia knicke½æ	117	41 Mysticality	1-handed sword	Ranged Damage +27
lupine sword	115	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	+9 Spooky Damage +9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
serpentine sword	115	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	Monster Level +10 Monster Level +10 more if wielded with a snake shield
iron pasta spoon	110	40 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
machetito	110	40 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg	110	40 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Sleaze Damage Moxie +5
bamboo bokuto	100	35 Muscle	1-handed sword
bottle-rocket crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	+15% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Moxie +15% Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
can of fake snow	100	35 Moxie	1-handed can	Part of the Arboreal Raiment +5 Cold Damage
duck-on-a-string	100	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
elven whittling knife	100	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls	100	None	1-handed euphemisms	+10 Hot Damage +2 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
haiku katana	100	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +15% Bonus Weapon Damage +50% +1% Critical Hit Chance Allows use of The 17 Cuts, Falling Leaf Whirlwind, Spring Raindrop Attack, Summer Siesta, Winter's Bite Technique in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
ice sickle	100	None	1-handed knife	Monster Level +15 +5 Cold Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
infernal toilet brush	100	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Stench Damage Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
Loathing Legion double prism	100	None	1-handed prism	+2 Prismatic damage
Loathing Legion hammer	100	None	1-handed hammer	Gets the job done Replaces opponents images with nails
Mafia violin case	100	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle Muscle +20 Bonus Weapon Damage +30
origami riding crop	100	None	1-handed crop	+10 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +15% Has a chat effect Cannot equip in Hardcore
oversized pizza cutter	100	35 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +13
Periodical Paintbrush	100	None	1-handed artsything	A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest All Attributes +0-25% Boost based on Grimace darkness Cannot equip in Hardcore
prehistoric spear	100	35 Moxie	1-handed throwing spear	2x Critical Hit Chance
roboduck-on-a-string	100	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	100	None	1-handed crossbow	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword	100	None	1-handed sword	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
spiked femur	100	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball	100	None	1-handed superball	+10 Spooky Damage On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky Damage
stinky cheese sword	100	None	1-handed sword	Stench Damage based on number of adventures stunk up May not be equipped in Hardcore
sugar shank	100	None	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +50% Passive Damage on critical Breaks after 30 combats
sugar shotgun	100	None	1-handed pistol	Bonus Weapon Damage +50% Stunning on critical Breaks after 30 combats
Super Magic Power Sword X	100	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4 Combat Initiative +20% 2x Critical Hit Chance
time sword	100	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Tropical Crimbo Sword	100	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Bonus Weapon Damage +5
vampire duck-on-a-string	100	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
17-alarm Saucepan	90	15 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +11 +15 Damage to Hot Spells S' Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs Bonus for Ss only
Cerebral Crossbow	90	30 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Chelonian Morningstar	90	15 Muscle	1-handed flail	Muscle +11 Never Fumble TT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs Bonus for TTs only
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	90	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
grass whistle	90	35 Moxie	1-handed whistle	Moxie +6 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
Greek Pasta of Peril	90	15 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +11 Combat Initiative +25% Food Drops +10% P's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
Hammer of Smiting	90	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +16 3x Critical Hit Chance SC's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
huge spoon	90	30 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
kneecapping stick	90	30 Muscle	1-handed club	3x Critical Hit Chance
stainless steel shillelagh	90	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +20 4x Critical Hit Chance Muscle +15% SC's HC reward
vorpal blade	90	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Yendorian Finery 2x Critical Hit Chance
ancient stone fist	85	27 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: 2 Maximum HP +20
magic whistle	85	27 Moxie	1-handed whistle	+4 Monster Level +1 Familiar Weight
clockwork crossbow	80	25 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Ranged Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Successful hit weakens opponent on Critical hit
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	80	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +9 Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
grass blade	80	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Grass Guise Bonus Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin melon baller	80	25 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo	80	25 Moxie	1-handed yoyo
Meteoid ice beam	80	25 Moxie	1-handed gun	+20 Cold Damage +2% chance of Critical Hit On Critical: Freeze Opponent
savory sword	80	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4
severed flipper	80	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Muscle +5 Bonus Weapon Damage +5
spooky bicycle chain	80	25 Muscle	1-handed flail	+5 Spooky Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
chopsticks	75	23 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Combat Initiative +20% Spell Damage +12
pixel morning star	75	22 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +5
sword of static	75	22 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
ultimate ultimate frisbee	75	22 Moxie	1-handed frisbee	Moxie +2 Bonus Ranged Damage +4
double-barreled sling	70	20 Moxie	1-handed sling	+5 Sleaze Damage Slight Cold Resistance
flaming cardboard sword	70	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3 +3 Hot Damage
Frost™ brand sword	70	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3 +3 Cold Damage
hippy bongo	70	20 Moxie	1-handed drum	+5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle	70	20 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble +4 Sleaze Damage
finger cymbals	65	17 Moxie	1-handed cymbals	Maximum MP +20
grease gun	65	17 Moxie	1-handed pistol	Moxie +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
bubblewrap sword	60	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
cardboard sword	60	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3
diamond-studded cane	60	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +5 Bonus for DBs only
filthy pestle	60	15 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch	60	15 Muscle	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
knob bugle	60	15 Moxie	1-handed horn	Delevels on hit
muculent machete	60	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2 +5% Meat from Monsters
ratarang	60	15 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +3 Pickpocketed item
sabre teeth	60	15 Muscle	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam sword	60	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3
boxing glove on a spring	55	12 Moxie	1-handed club	Moxie +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +4 Combat Initiative +10%
5-Alarm Saucepan	50	10 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +7 S' Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes) Bonus for Ss only
astral mace	50	None	1-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
balloon sword	50	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Never Fumble Bonus Weapon Damage -2
Bjorn's Hammer	50	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +10 SC's Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
can of maces	50	10 Moxie	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +2 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap plastic kazoo	50	10 Moxie	1-handed kazoo	+10 to Monster Level
dripping meat sword	50	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	50	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +(9 - light) +2x (9 - light) Bonus Ranged Damage Super Accurate!
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	50	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5
Mace of the Tortoise	50	10 Muscle	1-handed mace	Muscle +7 TT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes) Bonus for TTs only
Pasta of Peril	50	10 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +7 Combat Initiative +15% P's Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
pestoblade	50	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 +3 Stench Damage
pixel boomerang	50	10 Moxie	1-handed boomerang	+5% Items from Monsters
pixel chain whip	50	10 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +4
pixel sword	50	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Combat Initiative +15%
poison pen	50	None	1-handed knife	75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club	50	None	1-handed club	+5 Hot Damage
pottery yo-yo	50	None	1-handed yo-yo	+5 Hot Damage
tambourine	50	10 Moxie	1-handed drum	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
turtleslinger	50	10 Muscle	1-handed slingshot	Muscle +7
Unionize The Elves sign	50	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent No longer drops
basic meat spork	45	7 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Muscle +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3
curdflinger	45	7 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3 Successful hit weakens opponent
corrupt club of corruption	40	5 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +5 Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
dreadlock whip	40	5 Muscle	1-handed whip	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Stench Damage Monster Level +10
ironic battle spoon	40	5 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
starchy crossbow	40	5 Moxie	1-handed crossbow	Moxie +3
starchy sword	40	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3
suede shortsword	40	5 Muscle	1-handed sword
white sword	40	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35	2 Muscle	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
Gnollish flyswatter	35	2 Muscle	1-handed club
Gnollish plunger	35	2 Muscle	1-handed spear
jack flapper	35	2 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +5
sealhide whip	35	2 Muscle	1-handed whip	+25 Cold Damage
bat whip	30	None	1-handed whip	Spell Damage +10 Monster Level +5
bone rattle	30	None	1-handed rattle	+4 Spooky Damage
cardboard katana	30	None	1-handed sword	Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +20 more if dual-wielded with a cardboard wakizashi
cardboard wakizashi	30	None	1-handed sword	Damage Reduction: +2 gives the cardboard katana 20 more Bonus Weapon Damage when dual-wielded
cheap plastic bottle opener	30	None	1-handed utensil	+2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	30	None	1-handed knife	Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella	30	None	1-handed umbrella	+1 Monster Level
halfberd	30	None	1-handed polearm	Bonus Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard	30	None	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula	30	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella	30	None	1-handed umbrella	Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger	30	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	+3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
parasitic claw	30	None	1-handed club	Part of the Mutant Couture Bonus Weapon Damage +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with Yuletide Mutations
portable corkscrew	30	None	1-handed utensil	Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Spell Damage +3
rattail whip	30	None	1-handed whip	Moxie +5 Monster Level +5
rubber band gun	30	None	1-handed pistol	Moxie +5
shiny butcherknife	30	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone	30	None	1-handed club	+1 Spooky Damage
spork	30	None	1-handed utensil	Muscle +2
tail o' nine cats	30	None	1-handed whip	Combat Initiative +15% Monster Level +5
throwing wrench	30	None	1-handed club	Delevels on hit
trusty torch	30	None	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar	30	None	1-handed wand
cheap plastic blowgun	25	None	1-handed blowgun	50% chance of poisoning opponent.
eggbeater	25	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +2
Gnollish slotted spoon	25	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +3
palm-frond whip	25	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Bonus Weapon Damage +30 Can break in combat
bonerang	20	None	1-handed boomerang	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife	20	None	1-handed knife	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption	20	None	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
corn holder	20	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +1
dented harmonica	20	None	1-handed horn	Mysticality +1
dishrag	20	None	1-handed whip	+3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage	20	None	1-handed whip	+10 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage Quest Item
gnauga hide whip	20	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Gnauga Hides +3% Items from Monsters
Gnollish pie server	20	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +3
hippo whip	20	None	1-handed whip	Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin tongs	20	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +2
penguin whip	20	None	1-handed whip	+3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip	20	None	1-handed whip	Bonus Weapon Damage +13 50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
sweet ninja sword	20	None	1-handed sword
tiny ninja sword	20	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
yak whip	20	None	1-handed whip	Successful hit weakens opponent
asparagus knife	15	None	1-handed knife	+1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar	15	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +1
wumpus-hair whip	15	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe +2 Prismatic Damage
bar whip	10	None	1-handed whip	+2 to Familiar Weight
bucket of anniversary lard	10	None	1-handed flail	All Attributes +1
candy knuckles	10	None	1-handed knuckles	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 Breaks after 31 combats
can-you-dig-it?	10	None	1-handed spade	+ ???
chisel	10	None	1-handed knife
clown hammer	10	None	1-handed club	Squeaky!
clown whip	10	None	1-handed whip	So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip	10	None	1-handed whip
costume sword	10	None	1-handed sword	Bonus Weapon Damage -10 Combat Initiative +30%
demon whip	10	None	1-handed whip	+3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage
disco ball	10	None	1-handed disco ball
live wire	10	None	1-handed whip	Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
pasta spoon	10	None	1-handed utensil
pixel whip	10	None	1-handed whip	All Attributes +3
saucepan	10	None	1-handed saucepan	Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club	10	None	1-handed club
Spooky Putty snake	10	None	1-handed chefstaff	Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in Spooky Damage
Staff of Blood and Pudding	10	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to steal and restore HP
Staff of Queso Escusado	10	None	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Stench Damage May not be equipped in Hardcore
Staff of the Black Kettle	10	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +10 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	10	200 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
Staff of the Grand Flambé	10	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage
Staff of the Greasefire	10	20 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Grease Trap	10	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	10	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Midnight Snack	10	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	10	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Staff of the Short Order Cook	10	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Soupbone	10	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Bonus Spell Damage +75% Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	10	25 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	10	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	10	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +125% Mysticality +15 Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Woodfire	10	150 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Bonus Spell Damage +100% +10 Mysticality Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Spooky Damage and Hot Damage
stuffed crazy bastard sword	10	None	1-handed sword
tiny plastic sword	10	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
turtle totem	10	None	1-handed totem	Used to be a combat item
white whip	10	None	1-handed whip	+1 Stat Gains from Fights