One-handed weapons: Difference between revisions

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imported>Spriteless
Adding tome hammers, sucker taichi and Necbro staff
imported>Quackosaur
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
*On [[critical hit|Critical]]: [[Snobby|Music Snobbery!]] (+50% to All Attributes for 3 Adventures)
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|[[antique spear]]
|[[antique spear]]
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*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
*Can break in combat
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
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|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Part of the [[Blasphemous Bedizenment]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Bad Moon]] reward
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|[[cursed cutlass]]
|[[cursed cutlass]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
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|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Muscle +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*Never Fumble
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
*Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
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|[[Frosty's arm]]
|[[Frosty's arm]]
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|1-handed staff
|1-handed staff
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
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*All Attributes +20%
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Hodgman's whackin' stick#Notes|Insanity!]]
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|[[lawn dart]]
|[[lawn dart]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
*Extracts Meat on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
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|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
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*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
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|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: Deals 50-60 additional damage
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|[[skate blade]]
|[[skate blade]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
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|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*Muscle +23
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*4x chance of Critical Hit
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
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|[[slime-covered club]]
|[[slime-covered club]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
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*+50 Damage against Slimes
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against Slimes
*Weapon Damage +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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|[[super-sweet boom box]]
|[[super-sweet boom box]]
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*All Attributes +20%
*All Attributes +20%
*Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +40
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|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Muscle +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
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|[[velcro broadsword]]
|[[velcro broadsword]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters#Conditional Bonuses|Hats/Pants from Monsters]]
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|[[velcro paddle ball]]
|[[velcro paddle ball]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters#Conditional Bonuses|Accessories from Monsters]]
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|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
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|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed saucepan
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*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro]]
*Mysticality +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*Spell Damage +23
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +23
*+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*+11% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*Special Attack: Saucemageddon
*Special Attack: [[Saucemageddon]]
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|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
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*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*Mysticality +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*+50% Food Drops from Monsters
*+50% [[Items from Monsters#Conditional Bonuses|Food from Monsters]]
*Combat Initiative +40%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
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|[[duct tape sword]]
|[[duct tape sword]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
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*Mysticality +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure
*Spell Damage +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
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|[[lead pipe]]
|[[lead pipe]]
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|70 Muscle
|70 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|[[Damage Reduction]]: 3
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|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
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|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
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*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
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|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
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|[[trout fang]]
|[[trout fang]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*Weapon Damage +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*25% chance of poisoning opponent
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning]] opponent
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|[[X-37 gun]]
|[[X-37 gun]]
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|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +11
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
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|[[Grimacite gat]]
|[[Grimacite gat]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Successful hit weakens opponent
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
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|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Weapon Damage +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
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|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
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|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
| +2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
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|[[world's smallest violin]]
|[[world's smallest violin]]
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|1-handed violin
|1-handed violin
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*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
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|[[batblade]]
|[[batblade]]
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|57 Muscle
|57 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
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|[[crowbar]]
|[[crowbar]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Combat Initiative +25%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
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|[[frozen seal spine]]
|[[frozen seal spine]]
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*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
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|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
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*Spell Damage +10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
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|[[silver paté knife]]
|[[silver paté knife]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
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*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*+5% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
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|[[broken sword]]
|[[broken sword]]
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*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10
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|[[star boomerang]]
|[[star boomerang]]
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*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
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|[[pitchfork]]
|[[pitchfork]]
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|47 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
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|[[bone crusher]]
|[[bone crusher]]
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|40 Muscle
|40 Muscle
|1-handed rod
|1-handed rod
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|Quest Item used in the [[Future]] quest
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|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*Ranged Damage +27
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
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|[[lupine sword]]
|[[lupine sword]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*Weapon Damage +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
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|[[mannequin leg]]
|[[mannequin leg]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
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|1-handed prism
|1-handed prism
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*+2 Prismatic damage
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
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|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
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*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
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|[[origami riding crop]]
|[[origami riding crop]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*Actual power can vary with player level
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
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|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
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*Actual power can vary with player level
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
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|[[spiked femur]]
|[[spiked femur]]
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*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
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|[[stinky cheese sword]]
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
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*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
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|[[sugar shank]]
|[[sugar shank]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
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|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
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*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
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|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Bonus for [[Sauceror]]s only
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|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn [[Turtle Tamer]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
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|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Items from Monsters#Conditional Bonuses|Food from Monsters]] +10%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer]]s only
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|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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|[[huge spoon]]
|[[huge spoon]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*Part of the [[Unblemished Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Hardcore]] reward
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|[[vorpal blade]]
|[[vorpal blade]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*Damage Reduction: 2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Maximum HP +20
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
|[[magic whistle]]
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|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Monster Level]] +4
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Familiar Weight]] +1
|-
|-
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
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*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]] on [[Critical hit]]
*Sucessful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
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|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
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|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
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|1-handed gun
|1-handed gun
|
|
*+20 Cold Damage
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*+2% chance of Critical Hit
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Freeze Opponent
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze]] Opponent
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
|[[savory sword]]
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
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|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
|[[double-barreled sling]]
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
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|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
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|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
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|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit]]s only
|-
|-
|[[filthy pestle]]
|[[filthy pestle]]
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|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
|1-handed horn
|1-handed horn
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
|-
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
|[[muculent machete]]
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|15 Muscle
|15 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|[[styrofoam sword]]
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|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
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|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 10-turn [[Sauceror]] buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Bonus for [[Sauceror]]s only
|-
|-
|[[astral mace]]
|[[astral mace]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
|[[balloon sword]]
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|
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[blammer]]
|[[blammer]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
|-
|-
|[[blunt icepick]]
|[[blunt icepick]]
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|
|
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|+15 Cold Damage
| +15 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[can of maces]]
|[[can of maces]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
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|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|1-handed kazoo
|1-handed kazoo
|+10 to Monster Level
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
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|
|
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Weapon Damage +20
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|[[dripping meat sword]]
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|
|
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Maximum MP +30
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
|[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
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|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-9 based on [[Moons|moonlight]]
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*+0-18 [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] based on [[Moons|moonlight]]
*Super Accurate!
*Super Accurate!
|-
|-
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|
|
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|+15 Spooky Damage
| +15 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Muscle +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 10-turn [[Turtle Tamer]] buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
|[[pestoblade]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning]] opponent
|-
|-
|[[pottery club]]
|[[pottery club]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+5 Hot Damage
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[pottery yo-yo]]
|[[pottery yo-yo]]
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|1-handed yo-yo
|1-handed yo-yo
|
|
*+5 Hot Damage
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[sucker tachi]]
|[[sucker tachi]]
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|
|
|1-handed weapon
|1-handed weapon
|Weapon Damage +10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[tambourine]]
|[[tambourine]]
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|1-handed slingshot
|1-handed slingshot
|
|
*Muscle +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
*No longer drops
*No longer drops
|-
|-
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[curdflinger]]
|[[curdflinger]]
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|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
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|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Spell Damage +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[starchy crossbow]]
|[[starchy crossbow]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*+25 Cold Damage
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
|[[bat whip]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|[[Monster Level]] +1
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
|[[halfberd]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|[[huge mirror shard]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
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|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|-
|[[portable corkscrew]]
|[[portable corkscrew]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|-
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|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*Moxie +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed blowgun
|1-handed blowgun
|50% chance of poisoning opponent.
|50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning]] opponent.
|-
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|[[eggbeater]]
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|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
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|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*+10 to Familiar Weight
*[[Familiar Weight]] +10
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*Familiar Damage +10
*Quest Item
*Quest Item
|-
|-
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +13
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning]] enemy on hit
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|[[asparagus knife]]
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|
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[bar whip]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|[[Familiar Weight]] +2
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
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|1-handed knuckles
|1-handed knuckles
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|-
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
|-
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
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|None
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed saucepan
|Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|Enables the casting of 5-turn [[Sauceror]] buffs (all classes)
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
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*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
*Can be jiggled once per combat to damage opponent and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
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*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
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*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
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*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
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*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
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*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
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*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
|[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*Spell Damage +20%
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*+10 Damage to Stench Spells
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}} and [[Stunning|stun]] opponent for 1 round
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
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*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Cold}}
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|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do physical damage
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|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed totem
|1-handed totem
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|Used to be a combat item
*Used to be a combat item
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|[[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]
|[[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Sleaze}} and delevel
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Sleaze}} and [[Deleveling|weaken]] opponent
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|[[white whip]]
|[[white whip]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
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Revision as of 15:53, 31 December 2011

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One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for Off-hand Items and dual-wielding. However, note that while melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together, ranged types can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.

All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are ranged weapons. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.

The Disembodied Hand familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of Chefstaves), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
7-inch discus 200 85 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 200 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
brand new key 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Muscle 1-handed club
cursed cutlass 200 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
diabolical crossbow 200 150 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
  • Slime Hates It
  • +30 Spooky Damage
  • +2% Critical Hit Chance
fish scimitar 200 85 Muscle 1-handed scimitar
Flail of the Seven Aspects 200 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
Frosty's arm 200 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's snowball sack 200 200 Moxie 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
lawn dart 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 200 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
octopus's spade 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
pernicious cudgel 200 150 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty piece of rebar 200 85 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty speargun 200 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
skate blade 200 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 200 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered speargun 200 200 Moxie 1-handed pistol
super-sweet boom box 200 75 Moxie 1-handed radio
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
  • Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
teflon spatula 200 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 200 200 Muscle 1-handed club
velcro broadsword 200 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 200 85 Moxie 1-handed flail
Windsor Pan of the Source 200 60 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 200 60 Muscle 1-handed utensil
duct tape sword 195 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
beer bong 190 80 Moxie 1-handed bong
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
war tongs 180 75 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
honey dipper 175 72 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lead pipe 175 72 Muscle 1-handed club
toy ray gun 175 72 Moxie 1-handed pistol
giant foam finger 170 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: 3
dwarvish war mattock 165 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
happiness 165 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
black sword 160 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
giant cactus quill 160 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
pointed stick 160 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 160 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
X-37 gun 160 65 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 160 65 Moxie 1-handed yoyo
C.H.U.M. knife 150 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
grassy cutlass 150 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
Grimacite gat 150 40 Moxie 1-handed gun
heavy leather-bound tome 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 150 60 Muscle 1-handed club
rainbow crossbow 150 60 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
star spatula 150 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
world's smallest violin 150 60 Moxie 1-handed violin
batblade 145 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
crowbar 140 55 Muscle 1-handed club
frozen seal spine 140 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
silver cheese-slicer 140 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
silver paté knife 140 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
broken sword 135 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
rave whistle 135 52 Moxie 1-handed whistle
star boomerang 135 52 Moxie 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 135 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 125 47 Muscle 1-handed club
pitchfork 125 47 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +9
bone crusher 120 45 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
potato pistol 120 45 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Ruby Rod 120 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Quest Item used in the Future quest
silver shrimp fork 120 45 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
old school Mafia knicke½æ 117 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword
lupine sword 115 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
serpentine sword 115 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
iron pasta spoon 110 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
machetito 110 40 Muscle 1-handed sword
mannequin leg 110 40 Muscle 1-handed club
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
can of fake snow 100 35 Moxie 1-handed can
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 100 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls 100 None 1-handed euphemisms
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Loathing Legion double prism 100 None 1-handed prism
Loathing Legion hammer 100 None 1-handed hammer
  • Gets the job done
  • Replaces opponents images with nails
Mafia violin case 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
Periodical Paintbrush 100 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
prehistoric spear 100 35 Moxie 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
spiked femur 100 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 100 None 1-handed superball
stinky cheese sword 100 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 100 None 1-handed knife
sugar shotgun 100 None 1-handed pistol
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
grass whistle 90 35 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Muscle 1-handed club
huge spoon 90 30 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
kneecapping stick 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 85 27 Muscle 1-handed club
magic whistle 85 27 Moxie 1-handed whistle
clockwork crossbow 80 25 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 80 25 Muscle 1-handed club
grass blade 80 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 80 25 Moxie 1-handed yoyo  
Meteoid ice beam 80 25 Moxie 1-handed gun
savory sword 80 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 80 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
chopsticks 75 23 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pixel morning star 75 22 Muscle 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +5
sword of static 75 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
ultimate ultimate frisbee 75 22 Moxie 1-handed frisbee
double-barreled sling 70 20 Moxie 1-handed sling
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
hippy bongo 70 20 Moxie 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Muscle 1-handed club
finger cymbals 65 17 Moxie 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
grease gun 65 17 Moxie 1-handed pistol
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Muscle 1-handed club
filthy pestle 60 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
knob bugle 60 15 Moxie 1-handed horn Successful hit weakens opponent.
muculent machete 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
ratarang 60 15 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 60 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam sword 60 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
boxing glove on a spring 55 12 Moxie 1-handed club
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
astral mace 50 None 1-handed club
balloon sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 50 1-handed club
blunt icepick 50 1-handed club +15 Cold Damage
can of maces 50 10 Moxie 1-handed club
cheap plastic kazoo 50 10 Moxie 1-handed kazoo Monster Level +10
clock-cleaning hammer 50 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
dripping meat sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 50 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 50 None 1-handed pistol
Hammerus 50 1-handed club +15 Spooky Damage
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
Pasta of Peril 50 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 50 10 Moxie 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel chain whip 50 10 Muscle 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +4
pixel sword 50 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 50 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 50 None 1-handed club
pottery yo-yo 50 None 1-handed yo-yo
sucker tachi 50 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
tambourine 50 10 Moxie 1-handed drum
turtleslinger 50 10 Muscle 1-handed slingshot
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • No longer drops
basic meat spork 45 7 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
curdflinger 45 7 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corruption 40 5 Muscle 1-handed club
dreadlock whip 40 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
ironic battle spoon 40 5 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
starchy crossbow 40 5 Moxie 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy sword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
jack flapper 35 2 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
sealhide whip 35 2 Muscle 1-handed whip
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
bone rattle 30 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Monster Level +1
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
parasitic claw 30 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 30 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
rubber band gun 30 None 1-handed pistol
shiny butcherknife 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spork 30 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
throwing wrench 30 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
cheap plastic blowgun 25 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
eggbeater 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
bonerang 20 None 1-handed boomerang
  • +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife 20 None 1-handed knife
  • +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 20 None 1-handed club
corn holder 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
dented harmonica 20 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 20 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin tongs 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent.
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
wumpus-hair whip 15 None 1-handed whip
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip Familiar Weight +2
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 10 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 10 None 1-handed spade
  • + ???
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 10 None 1-handed disco ball  
live wire 10 None 1-handed whip
pasta spoon 10 None 1-handed utensil  
pixel whip 10 None 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +3
saucepan 10 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
Spooky Putty snake 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Queso Escusado 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Black Kettle 10 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 10 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 10 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 10 25 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 10 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 10 150 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
turtle totem 10 None 1-handed totem Used to be a combat item
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 10 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
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