Mysticality Modifiers

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that affects your Mysticality and their availability in Hardcore. Ultra Rares, rare Tiny Plastics, and other difficult-to-obtain items are considered unattainable, due to the very low chance of getting them.

To see various maximum levels of Mysticality, see Maximizing Your Mysticality.

Absolute Increases

Absolute Mysticality increases will increase (or decrease) your Mysticality by a fixed amount.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Mayor Ghost's toupee	Hat	250	Equipped		250 Mys Pastamancer	No	Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit Maximum MP +125 Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure
Gummibrain	Effect	100	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from gummi snake
			40 turns	Item Loss 4 Full	Lvl 4		Obtained from giant green gummi bear
			80 turns	Item Loss 4 Full 4 Drunk	Lvl 6		Obtained from green drunki-bear
Happy Trails	Effect	100	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from a teeny-tiny magic scroll
Bananas!	Effect	40	5-15 turns or 30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	All Attributes +40 Obtained from banana smoothie (5-15 turns). Obtained from banana supersucker (30 turns).
Scent of a Kitchen Elf	Effect	40	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Kitchens Familiar Weight -50%
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra	Effect	30	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from ennui-flavored potato chips
dorky glasses	Accessory	30	Equipped		None	Yes	Moxie -30
Standard Issue Bravery	Effect	30	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+30 Moxie +30 Muscle Obtained from CSA bravery badge
Antique Nutcracker Outfit	Outfit	25	Equipped		30 Mus 30 Mys 30 Mox	No	Muscle +25 Moxie +25 +25% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters
The Magic of LOV	Effect	25	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from LOV Elixir #6 Spell Damage +100% +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
old school Mafia knickerbockers	Pants	25	Equipped		35 Mox	No	Mafia prize All Attributes +25
Salamander In Your Stomach	Effect	25	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from salamander slurry
cement shoes	Accessory	20	Equipped		35 Mys	No	Mafia prize Moxie +20 Improved resting
Enhanced Archaeologist	Effect	20	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Pantry Muscle -5 Moxie -5
Gothy	Effect	20	10/20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle -10 Moxie -10 Obtained from spooky eyeliner, spooky lipstick, and gloomy mushroom wine Randomly obtained from fancy chocolate
Industrial Strength Starch	Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from industrial strength starch Muscle + 20 Moxie + 20
Mafia stogie	Accessory	20	Equipped		35 Mys	No	Mafia prize Muscle +20
Radio Free Pants	Pants	20	Equipped		60 Mox	No	Part of the Radio Free Regalia
arse-shooting crossbow	Weapon (2H)	15	Equipped		65 Mox	No	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
Cat-Herding Prod	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Cassandra7 All Attributes +15 Melee Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
cursed eyepatch	Hat	15	Equipped		85 Mus	No	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
exclusive ultra-rare item	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick All Attributes +15
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	Hat	15	Equipped		None	Yes
fuzzy bracelets	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Mick All Attributes +15
Golden Mr. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Hippy Flavor	Effect	15	10 turns	Item Loss 4 spleen	Level 4	Yes	Obtained from hippy paste
military orb	Off-Hand Item	15	Equipped		25 Mys	No	Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure Detonate to destroy a monster
Mr. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Ms. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
nozzle of the Phoenix	Off-Hand Item	15	Equipped		40 Mys	No	Mysticality +25% +50 Damage to Hot Spells
pentagram bandana	Hat	15	Equipped		None	Yes	Maximum MP +15
Radio KoL Flashlight	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	Radio prize
rainbow pearl earring	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 Sublime Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl necklace	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 Spell Damage +200 May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 +40 Spooky Damage +40 Stench Damage +40 Hot Damage +40 Cold Damage +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Shot in the Arse	Effect	15	40 turns		None	No	All Attributes +15 Obtained by being shot with Kucolan's custom item
Slightly Mutated	Effect	15	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+15 Spooky Damage Obtained from mutated candy lump
sparkly engagement ring	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Phoenix All Attributes +15 May not equip more than one
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	Weapon (1H)	15	Equipped		125 Mys	Yes	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +125% Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled to do physical damage
The Smile of Mr. A.	Buff	15	40 turns		None	No	Muscle +15 Moxie +15
the Archwizard's briefs	Pants	15	Equipped		40 Mys	No	Mysticality +25% Maximum MP +100
the Ley Incursion's waist	Accessory	15	Equipped		40 Mys	No	Mysticality +25% +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight May not equip more than one
Xlyinia's notebook	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Xlyinia All Attributes +15
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	Off-Hand Item	14	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes
chintzy noodle ring	Accessory	12	Equipped		45 Mys	Yes	Muscle +6 Bonus for Ps only May not equip more than one
chintzy saucepan earring	Accessory	12	Equipped		45 Mys	Yes	Moxie +6 Bonus for SAs only May not equip more than one
duct tape fedora	Hat	12	Equipped		82 Mox	Yes	Part of the Tapered Threads Maximum MP +40
massive sitar	Weapon (2H)	12	Equipped		80 Mox	Yes	Spell Damage +20
solid baconstone ring	Accessory	12	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
17-alarm Saucepan	Weapon (1H)	11	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	+15 Damage to Hot Spells SAs' Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs Bonus for SAs only
Ancient Saucehelm	Hat	11	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +11 Bonus for SAs only
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	Weapon (2H)	11	Equipped		85 Mus	No	All Attributes +11 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
Colander of Em-er'il	Hat	11	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure Bonus for Ps only
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11	Equipped		200 Mys	Yes	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle and Moxie +11% Mysticality Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
fuzzy earmuffs	Hat	11	Equipped		50 Mys	Yes	Reward for completing Mt. McLargeHuge Quest as a Mysticality class. Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
gearbox necklace	Accessory	11	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	Maximum MP +50
Greek Pasta of Peril	Weapon (1H)	11	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	Combat Initiative +25% Food Drops +10% P's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
Order of the Silver Wossname	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +11% Items from Monsters +11% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Pink Heart of Spirit	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
aerogel ascot	Accessory	10	Equipped			No	+3 Adventures per day when equipped Dramatically improves Saucecicle May not equip more than one
bat-ass leather jacket	Shirt	10	Equipped		77 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	Slight Resistance to All Elements
blackberry slippers	Accessory	10	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +10 Spell Damage +5% May not equip more than one
Cerebral Culottes	Pants	10	Equipped		30 Mox	Yes	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble
chiffon chamberpot	Off-Hand Item	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Deals Stench Damage each round
crepe paper pie clip	Accessory	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells Look through it to enhance your spells
denim jacket	Shirt	10	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	Yes	Regenerate 4-8 MP per Adventure
Dreams and Lights	Effect	10	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ 1 Adventure	None	Yes	-3 MP to use Skills Obtained from Out in the Garden Randomly obtained from fancy but probably evil chocolate
gabardine gunnysack	Back Item	10	Equipped		None	No	+3 PvP fights per day when equipped Increases damage of Vermincelli
hippy medical kit	Accessory	10	Equipped		72 Mys	Yes	Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Incensed	Effect	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from: an incense bath ball or myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
Iron Beta of Industry	Accessory	10	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Jarlsberg's earring	Accessory	10	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes
loofah lederhosen	Pants	10	Equipped		None	No	Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure Allows use of the Loofah Hosenzittern skill in combat
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody	Effect	10	5-15 turns	3 MP	None	Yes	Obtained from casting The Magical Mojomuscular Melody Maximum MP +20
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		67 Mus	Yes	Melee Damage +10
moss mitre	Hat	10	Equipped		None	No	So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal
optimal spreadsheet	Off-Hand Item	10	Equipped		None	No	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +10 +5 Extra PvP Fights +20 to Monster Level
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Accessory	10	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
paraffin poncho	Back Item	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Sleaze Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
peppermint spine	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes	+10% Critical Spell Chance
PirateRealm party hat	Hat	10	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +10 Moxie +10 Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures
primitive alien mask	Hat	10	Equipped		10 Mox	No	Maximum MP +20 +2 Adventures per day when equipped Reveals your inner alien
Radio Free Jersey	Shirt	10	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	A custom item given to Amplitude All Attributes +10 Serious Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one
Radio KoL Coffee Mug	Container	10			None	No	All Attributes +10 +10 Hot Damage A custom item given to KolMohDee
Rainy Soul Miasma	Effect	10	1/5/10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +10 Moxie -5 Obtained from picture of a dead guy's girlfriend and thin black candle Randomly obtained from fancy chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
solid baconstone necklace	Accessory	10	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Spell Damage +15 May not equip more than one
Staff of the Black Kettle	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +75% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Can be jiggled to do physical damage
velour viscometer	Accessory	10	Equipped		None	No	+30% Food Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce May not equip more than one
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	Accessory	10	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +10 Part of the Primitive Radio Duds May not equip more than one
bat hat	Hat	9	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes	+5% Items from Monsters
clingfilm trousers	Pants	9	Equipped		60 Mox	No	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise
flowing hippy skirt	Pants	9	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes	+15 Damage to Stench Spells
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	Accessory	9	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Accessory	9	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Green Clover of Justice	Accessory	8	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
pig-iron bracers	Accessory	8	Equipped		30 Mys Baby Sandworm, if in HC	Yes	Spell Damage +10 Available to SAs and Ps only
solid baconstone earring	Accessory	8	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Maximum MP +15 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
star staff	Weapon (2H)	8	Equipped		67 Mus	Yes
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Accessory	8	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
5-Alarm Saucepan	Weapon (1H)	7	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	SAs' Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes) Bonus for SAs only
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Accessory	7	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
asbestos staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		35 Mus	Yes	Moxie +5
ASCII shirt	Shirt	7	Equipped		30 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
big bad voodoo mask	Hat	7	Equipped		65 Mox	Yes	Spell Damage +15
blackberry galoshes	Accessory	7	Equipped		75 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +7 May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Accessory	7	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Bugfinder Blade	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		75 Mus	No	All Attributes +7 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Awarded to people who find a few bugs
chrome staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		40 Mus	Yes	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
eXtreme meat staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes
hairy staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
linoleum staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Spell Damage +7
Lockenstock™ sandals	Accessory	7	Equipped		65 Mys	Yes	+7 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
meatspout staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
Pasta of Peril	Weapon (1H)	7	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	Combat Initiative +15% P's Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
pirate fledges	Accessory	7	Equipped		60 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 Allows access to the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) without Swashbuckling Getup
smoldering staff	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
staff of homophones	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Star Garb	Outfit	7	Equipped		75 Mys 75 Mox	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +7 Moxie Modifiers +7
arrrgyle socks	Accessory	6	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes
chintzy accordion pin	Accessory	6	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Moxie +12 Bonus for ATs only May not equip more than one
chintzy turtle brooch	Accessory	6	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Muscle +12 Bonus for TTs only May not equip more than one
duct tape dockers	Pants	6	Equipped		82 Mox	Yes	Part of the Tapered Threads All Attributes +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
gnatwing earring	Accessory	6	Equipped		30 Mys	Yes	Combat Initiative +15%
oversized pipe	Weapon (1H)	6	Equipped		72 Mus	Yes	Muscle +6
Lead Zeta of Chastity	Accessory	6	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Accessory	6	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
shiny tribal beads	Accessory	6	Equipped		25 Mys Baby Sandworm, if in HC	Yes
slime-covered necklace	Accessory	6	Equipped		200 Mys	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +6 Moxie Modifiers +6
asbestos sword	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Muscle +7
baconstone ring	Accessory	5	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
badass belt	Accessory	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
barnacle-encrusted sweater	Shirt	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +5 to Familiar Damage +5 Fishing Skill Weakens foes at the start of combat
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	Hat	5	Equipped		22 Mox	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
big stirring stick	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		35 Mus	Yes	Spell Damage +5
bobble-hip hula elf doll	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		5 Mys	No	All Attributes +5 +15% Meat from Monsters
bow staff	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		35 Mus	No	Part of the Bow Tux Melee Damage +3
chrome helmet turtle	Hat	5	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
coconut bikini top	Shirt	5	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
demonskin jacket	Shirt	5	Equipped		25 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	+5 Damage to Hot Spells
easter egg balloon	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 No longer attainable
enchanted eyepatch	Hat	5	Equipped		2 Mox	Yes
eXtreme scarf	Hat	5	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
floral print shirt	Shirt	5	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
funny paper hat	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
giant cheesestick	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	+11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Gonna Get You, Sucker	Effect	5	10 turns	None	None	No	Obtained once per day from all-year sucker Muscle +5 Moxie +5
Good Karma	Effect	5	10 turns		1 Adventure	Yes	Obtained from Oh No, Hobo
Great S-Cape	Back Item	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
indie comic hipster glasses	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
keg shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Equipped		70 Mus	Yes	Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: +11
Kentucky-fried meat staff	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		20 Mus	Yes
liar's pants	Pants	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +10 Hot Damage Foldable
magic lamp	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		None	Yes
meteorb	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped	1 metal meteoroid	None	Yes	Maximum MP +10 Contributes Hot Damage to your spells
misfit teddy bear	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		None	No	+5 Hot Damage
Misty Robe	Back Item	5	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Reward for completing the Orc Chasm Quest as a Mysticality class
Mr. Accessory Jr.	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +25% Items from Monsters
Mystic Pickleness	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle -5 Obtained from pickle-flavored chewing gum
outrageous sombrero	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative -20%
oyster egg balloon	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5
phat turquoise bracelet	Accessory	5	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes
Red Balloon of Valor	Accessory	5	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
rib of the Bonerdagon	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		25 Mus	Yes	Muscle +5 Spell Damage +15 Must have any monster aggravation device set to 5 to acquire
shiny hood ornament	Accessory	5	Equipped		80 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Combat Initiative +10%
space trooper helmet	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Spicy Mouth	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Moxie -5 Obtained from jabañero-flavored chewing gum
Spirit Precipice	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Muscle +7 +20% Critical Hit Chance Causes 12-24 damage to player on criticals
Staff of the Short Order Cook	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +20% Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +25% Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Can be jiggled to do physical damage
star shirt	Shirt	5	Equipped		67 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	Muscle Modifiers +5 Moxie Modifiers +5
superhero mask	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Superhero Reboots	Accessory	5	Equipped	Comic-Con 2012 code	None	No	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative +10% Help You Run Faster
Sweet, Nuts	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Crimbo candied pecan Requires the Summon Crimbo Candy skill
Tingly Wrists	Effect	5	3-5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Randomly obtained from phonics down
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +3 Moxie +3
tiny plastic Susie	Accessory	5	Equipped		5 Mys	No	All Attributes +5
tiny plastic the Free Man	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No
Uranium Omega of Temperance	Accessory	5	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
wad of Crovacite	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Crovax1234 All Attributes +5 +5 Spooky Damage
webbed comic mask	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 May not equip in Hardcore
yakskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Equipped		30 Mus	Yes	Damage Reduction: +5
baconstone pendant	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Spell Damage +10
eXtreme nose ring	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +4
"Humorous" T-shirt	Shirt	4	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +4 2x Fumble Chance
KoL Con IV Pole	Off-Hand Item	4	Equipped		10 Mys	No	Maximum HP +4 Maximum MP +4 All Attributes +4 +4 Hot Damage
Leapin' Trousers	Pants	4	Equipped		None	No	+1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped All Attributes +4 Custom item given to artists of the 2012 Calendar of Loathing
ocarina of space	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +4 Bonus Ranged Damage +5 +2 Stat Gains from Fights
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	Equipped		40 Mox	No	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4 Change of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
savory staff	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		25 Mus	Yes
soylent staff	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		35 Mus	Yes	Spell Damage +10
basic meat foon	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +3
batskin belt	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	Yes	Muscle +3 Moxie +3
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	Hat	3	Equipped		12 Mys	Yes	Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
bubblewrap staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	Muscle +2
Bugbear Costume	Outfit	3	Equipped		None	Yes	Spell Damage +3
cardboard staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	Melee Damage +3
Choker of the Ultragoth	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Spooky Spells May not equip more than one
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	Pants	3	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform
clown wig	Hat	3	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Spell Damage +3
cornuthaum	Hat	3	Equipped		27 Mox	Yes	Part of the Yendorian Finery Moxie +3
dense meat staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	Pants	3	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
filthy corduroys	Pants	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Part of the Filthy Hippy Disguise Moxie -3
filthy hippy poncho	Shirt	3	Equipped		5 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
flypaper staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		25 Mus	Yes	Melee Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
foon of fearfulness	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	+8 Damage to Spooky Spells
foon of fleshiness	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	+8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
foon of foulness	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	+8 Damage to Stench Spells
foon of frigidity	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	+8 Damage to Cold Spells
foon of fulmination	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	+8 Damage to Hot Spells
frilly shirt	Shirt	3	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	Yes
glass gnoll eye	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		2 Mys Pickpocket class, if HC	Yes	Can be used once per day for a breath mint
gnauga hide buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Equipped		30 Mus Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Part of the Gnauga Hides All Attributes +3 Damage Reduction: +5
Gnollish autoplunger	Weapon (3H)	3	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes
goat beard	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes
Heart of Green	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +3 to Familiar Weight Obtained from green candy heart
Heart of Lavender	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Obtained from lavender candy heart
Heart of Orange	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 5-6 HP and 5-6 MP per adventure Obtained from orange candy heart
Heart of Pink	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +10-15% Meat from Monsters Obtained from pink candy heart
Heart of White	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +1 Stat(s) Per Fight Familiar gains 1 extra experience per Combat Obtained from white candy heart
Heart of Yellow	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 Combat Initiative +20% Obtained from yellow candy heart
Hennaliciousness	Effect	3	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from henna tattoo
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Cold Spells May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
incredibly creepy marionette	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +3 May not equip more than one
marionette	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
marionette collective	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
Mr. Balloon	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		None	Yes	All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
painted shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +3 +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
party hat	Hat	3	Equipped		None	No	Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure (Festival of Jarlsberg only)
Pendant of Fire	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Hot Spells May not equip more than one
poutine pole	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		12 Mus	Yes	+3 Sleaze Damage
Putrid Pendant	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
Ring of Fire	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
sawed-off blunderbuss	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		None	No	+3 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +3 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +3
severed rocking horse head	Accessory	3	Equipped		10 Mys	No	All Attributes +3
shiny ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +3
squeaky staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		22 Mus	Yes	Monster Level +6
starchy staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		5 Mus	Yes
styrofoam staff	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	Monster Level +3
Talisman o' Namsilat	Accessory	3	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +3 Required to access The Palindome May not equip more than one
The Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No
tiny plastic Boris	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +5 Moxie +3
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	Moxie +5 Muscle +3
tiny plastic strand of DNA	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +3
wiffle-flail	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		22 Mus	Yes	Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
wumpus-hair sweater	Shirt	3	Equipped		40 Mus Torso Awaregness Baby Sandworm, if in HC	Yes	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +30
baconstone bracelet	Accessory	2	Equipped		10 Mys	No	-1 MP to use Skills Discontinued item (may be replaced without notice) May not equip more than one
baconstone earring	Accessory	2	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	-1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
bubble bauble bow	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes	Moxie +3 +5% Items from Monsters
bubblewrap crossbow	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Moxie +3
chef's hat	Hat	2	Equipped		None	Yes	Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure
crêepy mask	Hat	2	Equipped		None	Yes	Maximum MP +5
Dolphin King's crown	Hat	2	Equipped		2 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +2
dripping meat staff	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		10 Mus	Yes
drywall axe	Weapon (2H)	2 and 3%	Equipped		60 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
foon	Off-Hand Item	2	Equipped		None	Yes
glistening staff	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	+3 Sleaze Damage
Knob Goblin Uberpants	Pants	2	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +2
Pasta Oneness	Effect	2	5 turns	1 MP	None	Yes	Obtained from casting Manicotti Meditation
pixel hat	Hat	2	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Part of the 8-Bit Finery All Attributes +2
reinforced furry underpants	Accessory	2	Equipped		None	Yes	+2 Sleaze Damage
skeletortoise	Hat	2	Equipped		None	Yes
spooky staff	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		2 Mus	Yes	+2 Spooky Damage
star buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Equipped		67 Mus	Yes	Part of the Star Garb All Attributes +2 Damage Reduction: +10
tiny plastic pastamancer	Accessory	2	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +1
tiny plastic sauceror	Accessory	2	Equipped		None	No	Moxie +1
white hat hacker T-shirt	Shirt	2	Equipped		17 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	+3% Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +2
anniversary burlap belt	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
anniversary chutney sculpture	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +1 Moxie Modifiers +1
anniversary concrete fedora	Hat	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +1 Moxie Modifiers +1
anniversary safety glass vest	Shirt	1	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	Muscle Modifiers +1 Moxie Modifiers +1
basic meat fez	Hat	1	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes	Moxie +2
basic meat staff	Weapon (2H)	1	Equipped		5 Mus	Yes
bottlecap turtle	Accessory	1	Equipped		12 Mys	Yes	Maximum MP +3
bucket of anniversary lard	Weapon (1H)	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
cheap elven gloves	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Slight Sleaze Resistance
Cloaca-Cola shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Damage Reduction: +4
consolation ribbon	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
dented harmonica	Weapon (1H)	1	Equipped		None	Yes
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	1	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Damage Reduction: +4
Far Out	Effect	1	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from patchouli incense stick
jar of anniversary jam	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +1 Moxie Modifiers +1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle Modifiers +1 Moxie Modifiers +1
Mr. Shirt	Shirt	1	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +1 Normally unobtainable
off-hand balloon	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
pat-a-cake pendant	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	Yes	Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure (sometimes)
penguin thesaurus	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
Saucemastery	Effect	1	5 turns	1 MP	None	Yes	Obtained from Sauce Contemplation Maximum HP +3
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Mr Magnifico All Attributes +1 May not equip more than one
spandex anniversary shorts	Pants	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
Standard Cheer	Effect	1	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +1 Moxie +1 HP +1 MP +1 Damage Absorption +1 Damage Reduction +1 Obtained from Government-issued candy
string of blue beads	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	Yes
tiny plastic accordion thief	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Moxie +2
tiny plastic Scream Queen	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
voodoo doll	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No
foolscap fool's cap	Hat	-2	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes	Moxie +2
Hardly Poisoned at All	Effect	-3 and -10%	5/10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% All Attributes -3 Obtained from bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, and marzipan skull Randomly obtained from fancy but probably evil chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
Orcish baseball cap	Hat	-3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble Muscle +3
Orcish cargo shorts	Pants	-3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble Muscle +3
A Little Bit Poisoned	Effect	-5 and -30%	10 turns	1 Adventure	None	Yes	All Attributes -30% All Attributes -5 Obtained from whitesnake
Chronologically Pummeled	Effect	-5	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Sleazy Back Alley Muscle -5 Moxie +20
Minioned	Effect	-5	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob Muscle +20 Moxie -5
Somewhat Poisoned	Effect	-7 and -50%	10 turns	1Adventure	None	Yes	All Attributes -50% All Attributes -7 Obtained from Spectral Jellyfish and swarm of killer bees
Really Quite Poisoned	Effect	-9 and -70%	5/10 turns		1 Adventure	Yes	Obtained from fighting black widow, black adder, and tomb asp All Attributes -70% All Attributes -9
giant discarded bottlecap	Hat	-10	Equipped		62 Mox	Yes	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags Damage Reduction: +3
Chokeheld	Effect	-90		1 Adventure	None	No	Combat with a monster wearing the luchador mask during the Disguises Delimit special challenge path
Majorly Poisoned	Effect	-11 and -90%	5/10 turns		1 Adventure	No	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert or Wine Cellar Glyphs All Attributes -90% All Attributes -11
Duhhh	Effect	-20	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Degrassi Knoll
Your #1 Problem	Effect	-20	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Bathroom All Attributes -20

Percentage Increases

Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Mysticality by a percentage of your base Mysticality.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Rumpel-pumped	Item	400%	5 turns	Item Loss	Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Rümpelstiltz Muscle +400% Moxie +400%
Perspicacious Pressure	Item	300%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from pressurized potion of perspicacity
A Contender	Food	200%	40 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Rock Lobster familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from rocky road ice cream Muscle +200% Moxie +200%
Juiced Newton	Item	200%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin smartjuice Muscle -100% Moxie -100%
New and Improved	Item	200%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from warbear rejuvenation potion Muscle +200% Moxie +200% +100% Combat Initiative +25% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25% Chance of Critical Hit
On the Shoulders of Giants	Item	200%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
Army of One	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Ultrasoldier Serum
Barking Mad	Item	100%	100 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from handful of Laughing Willow bark
Fitter, Happier	Effect	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained by using a BUFF TARGET command against a bizarre construct Muscle +100%
Gr8ness	Item	100%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +100% Obtained from potion of temporary gr8ness
Koyaaniskumquatsi	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from kumquat supersucker Monster Level +30
Memory of Smarts	Item	100%	1 turn	Item Loss	Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained by using a memory of a CG base pair during combat
Mystically Oiled	Item	100%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from ointment of the occult
Prince of Seaside Town	Effect	100%	30 turns	Adventure	None	No	All Attributes +100% Obtained from vamping out
Purity of Spirit	Item	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from cold-filtered water Muscle +100% Moxie +100%
Slime Enslamble	Outfit	100%	Always		30 Myst	Yes
Sparkling Consciousness	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Can only be used on Dependence Day Can only be used once per day (resets on ascension) Obtained from Sparkler
test case	Accessory	100%	Always			Yes	All Attributes +100% Maximum HP/MP +10,000 +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters +10 Monster Level Run Away always works Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover A custom item for Jick
Tiki Thoughtfulness	Booze	100%	40 turns	Item Loss 6 Drunk	Level 6	Yes	Obtained from Turtle Bowl +10% to all Mysticality Gains
Trivia Master	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained by reading a fourth Trivial Avocations Card while having the effects of the other three Muscle +100% Moxie +100%
Watched Over	Effect	100%	100 turns	None	20 Myst	No	Obtained by wearing a Crimbolex watch at rollover Muscle +100% Moxie +100%
Witch Breaded	Food	100%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 6 Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC	Yes	Spell Damage +200% +20% chance of Spell Critical Hit Obtained from witch's bread
Amorphous Cheer	Food	50%	10/20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from blob-shaped Crimbo cookie All Attributes +50%
Baconstoned	Item	50%	5/10/50 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from vial, flask or jug of baconstone juice Bonus Spell Damage +11
Brimstone Bracelet	Accessory	50%			30 Mys	Yes	Muscle -20% -3 MP to use Skills S' BM reward May not equip more than one
Brimstone Brooch	Accessory	50%			30 Mys	Yes	Moxie -20% Spell Damage +40 P's BM reward May not equip more than one
Cake Caked	Food	50%	10 turns	Item loss 2 Full	Level 7	Yes	*Obtained from Cupcake-in-a-cup
Chalky White Pallor	Adventure	50%	20 turns	5 hobo nickels Adventure	None	No	Obtained from hobo market
Dreadlocked	Adventure	50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Hippy Camp Moxie -50%
Drummed Out	Adventure	50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Hippy Camp (in disguise) Muscle -50%
In Vino Vires	Booze	50%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 5	No	Obtained from canteen of wine All Attributes +50%
Pride of the Vampire	Effect	50%	30 turns	Adventure	None	No	All Attributes +50% Obtained from vamping out
Ring of the Skeleton Lord	Accessory	50%	Always		50 Mox	No	+50% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters
Seeing Colors	Item	50%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from funky dried mushroom
Seriously Mutated	Item	50%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Extra-potent gremlin mutagen
Snobby	Effect	50%	3 turns		85 Mox	No	Obtained when critical hitting a monster with a 7-inch discus All Attributes +50%
Tomato Power	Item	50%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +50% Obtained from tomato juice of powerful power
Yuletide Industry	Food	50%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 5	No	Obtained from elven limbos gingerbread All Attributes +50%
Alchemical, Brother	Adventure	30%	20 turns	3 Adventures	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Path of the Roach
plexiglass pinky ring	Accessory	30%			75 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +30 Serious Resistance to All Elements S' HCO reward May not equip more than one
plexiglass pocketwatch	Accessory	30%			75 Mys	Yes	-3 MP to use Skills +3 Extra Rollover Adventures P's HCO reward Extra adventures stack with all other watches May not equip more than one
Rainbow Bright	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Spleen	Level 7	Yes	Obtained from prismatic wad +15 Hot Damage +15 Cold Damage +15 Stench Damage +15 Spooky Damage +15 Sleaze Damage All Attributes +30% Serious Resistance to All Elements
Spooky Demeanor	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +10% Moxie +20% +10 Spooky Damage So-So Spooky Resistance Stat gains Obtained from spooky wad
Stenchtastic	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +20% Moxie +10% +10 Stench Damage So-So Stench Resistance Stat gains Obtained from stench wad
Sugar High	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Sometimes obtained from an elven suicide capsule
Weather, Man	Item	30%	20 turns	Item Loss	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Climate Colada Takes 12 adventures to obtain as a drop All Attributes +30%
Bonelording	Effect	25%	20 turns	Adventure (if no free rest available)	None	Yes	Obtained by resting at your campsite with a Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling +25% Muscle +25% Moxie +25 Spooky Damage
Congressional Medal of Insanity	Accessory	25%			35 Mys	No	Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-12 MP per adventure
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	Weapon (2H)	25%			None	No	All Attributes +25% +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Stench Damage Helps clean up The Bar At War
Elf Guard broom	Weapon (2H)	25%			None	No	All Attributes +25% Successful hit weakens opponent Helps clean up The Bar At War
flapper floppers	Accessory	25%			35 Mys	Yes	Purchasable at Twitch Livestream World Event +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Hella Smart	The Styx Pixie	25%	10 turns		Bad Moon	No	Restores 10-15 MP per turn +15 Bonus Spell Damage
Mer-kin rollpin	Weapon (1H)	25%	Always		25 Mus	Yes	+75% Food Drops from Monsters
Mutated	Item	25%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from gremlin mutagen
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory	25%			None	No	Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Damage Reduction equal to player level Staggers 50% of the time Run Away is successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
nozzle of the Phoenix	Off-Hand Item	25%			40 Mys	No	Mysticality +15 +50 Damage to Hot Spells
Strange Mental Acuity	Item	25%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion Potion effects randomize per person, per ascension
sugar shorts	Pants	25%			None	Yes	All Attributes +25% Obtained by using a sugar sheet
the Archwizard's briefs	Pants	25%			40 Mys	No	Mysticality +15 Maximum MP +100
the Ley Incursion's waist	Accessory	25%			40 Mys	No	Mysticality +15 +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight May not equip more than one
adobe abacus	Off-Hand Item	20%			40 Mys	No	Spell Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
Afternoon Insight	Item	20%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Sometimes obtained from vitachoconutriment capsule
bakelite brooch	Accessory	20%			40 Mys	No	-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Active Saucespheres increase your spell damage May not equip more than one
ceramic celery grater	Weapon (1H)	20%			40 Mys	No	+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Enables use of the Ceramic Grate skill in combat
Cold Blooded	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +30% Moxie +10% +10 Cold Damage So-So Cold Resistance Stat gains Obtained from cold wad
flagstone fez	Hat	20%			40 Mys	No	+5 Prismatic Damage Allows use of the Flagstone Fez Ritual skill in combat
Flower Power	Food/Booze	20%	3 turns	3 Full/3 Drunk	None	Yes	All Attributes +20% Obtained from flower petal pie and shot of flower schnapps
hardened slime belt	Accessory	20%			200 Mys	No	Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure Part of the Slimesuit May not equip more than one
Hodgman's bow tie	Accessory	20%			200 Mys	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	20%			200 Mys	No	All Attributes +20% Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops, + Item Drops, and HP and MP Regeneration
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Pants	20%			200 Mox	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hat	20%			200 Mox	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Hodgman's whackin' stick	Weapon (1H)	20%			200 Mus	No	All Attributes +20% Perfect bonus elemental damage on Critical hit
Inspired!	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss	Green Pixie if in HC	Yes	Obtained from bottled inspiration Moxie -20%
In the Limelight	Item	20%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from lime supersucker Muscle +20% Moxie +20%
marble magnet	Accessory	20%			40 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +30% Deals Passive Damage to attackers May not equip more than one
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Hat	20%			200 Mys	No	Part of the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia +30 Damage to Hot Spells Bonus for Sa only
Oscus's pelt	Accessory	20%			200 Mys	No	Part of the Vile Vagrant Vestments +30 Damage to Stench Spells Bonus for P only
petrified wood wizard's pouch	Accessory	20%			40 Mys	No	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Adds hot and physical damage to spells May not equip more than one
porcelain porkpie	Hat	20%			40 Mox	No	+20% Food Drops from Monsters Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells
stained glass stetson	Hat	20%	Always		40 Mys	No	+5 to Familiar Weight +5 Damage to Cold Spells +5 Damage to Hot Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Damage to Spooky Spells +5 Damage to Stench Spells
Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged	Item	20%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer when used against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +20% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
Super-sweet boom box	Weapon (1H)	20%	Always		75 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
terra cotta train	Back Item	20%	Always		40 Mys	No	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Hat	20%	Always		200 Mox	No	Monster Level +20 Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags
antique nutcracker beard	Accessory	15%	Always		30 Mys	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit +3 Prismatic Damage
antique nutcracker cape	Back Item	15%	Always		30 Mys	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Spell Damage +30%
antique nutcracker drumstick	Off-Hand Item	15%	Always		30 Mys	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	15%	Always		None	No	With an Alice's Army Foil Horseman inserted All Attributes +15%
fancy tophat	Hat	15%	Always		35 Mox	Yes
Glittering Eyelashes	Item	15%	3 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from glittery mascara
In the Saucestream	Adventure	15%	20 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Does This Bug You? Does This Bug You?
meteortarboard	Hat	15%	Always	1 metal meteoroid	None	Yes	Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
papier-mâchéte	Weapon (1H)	15%	Always	5 papier-mâché globs	20 mus	Yes	Weapon Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun	Weapon (1H)	15%	Always	6 papier-mâché globs	20 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
PVC staff	Weapon (2H)	15%	Always		85 Mus	No	+10% Items from Monsters +60 Damage to Cold Spells
red wagon	Off-Hand Item	15%	Always		200 Mys	No	Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +300
sea salt scrubs	Shirt	15%	Always		85 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	Maximum HP +400 Maximum MP +400
sea shawl	Back Item	15%	Always		85 Mys	Yes	Maximum HP +100 Spell Damage +150% for Underwater opponents only
spant shoulderpads	Accessory	15%	Always		20 Mys	No	Damage Absorption +100 May not equip more than one
stainless steel scarf	Accessory	15%	Always		30 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +20 Monster Level +20 S' HC reward May not equip more than one
stainless steel solitaire	Accessory	15%	Always		30 Mys	Yes	-2 MP to use Skills +2 Extra Rollover Adventures P's HC reward May not equip more than one
Supafly	Item	15%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +15% Moxie +30% +10 Sleaze Damage So-So Sleaze Resistance Stat gains Obtained from sleaze wad
Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged	Item	15%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +15% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
Uncle Hobo's belt	Accessory	15%	Always		200 Mys	No	+25% Meat from Monsters
Annual Ascot	Accessory	12%	Always		None	No	All Attributes +12% Custom item given to artists of the 2010 Calendar of Loathing
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	Off-Hand Item	12%			None	No
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11%	Always		200 Mys	Yes	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle and Moxie +11 Mysticality Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
albatross necklace	Accessory	10%	Always		15 Mys	Yes	May not equip more than one
Ancestral Disapproval	Clan Purchase	10%	5-15 turns	400-900 Meat/Member	None	No	No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin.
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	All Attributes +10% Melee Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 Stat gains Obtained from twinkly wad
Favored by Lyle	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Level 3	Yes	All Attributes +10% Obtained from DUFRESNE Suds or Way to Go!
Bats in the Belfry	Adventure	10%	5 turns	Adventure Item Loss	Green Pixie if in HC	Yes	Obtained by adventuring in The Mouldering Mansion after using a tiny bottle of absinthe Opens a path in the Worm Wood Done Quickly
cane-mail pants	Pants	10%			None	Yes	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-4 MP per adventure +4 Extra PvP Fights
Carrrsmic	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from pirate tract, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension
collapsible baton	Off-Hand Item	10%			85 Mys	No	+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Crimbo Epiphany	Item	10%	10/20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
Crimbuccaneer nose ring	Accessory	10%			None	No	+5 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +10% +25% Potion Drops from Monsters
Egg-headedness	Item	10%	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	Gain 11-15 Enchantedness Obtained from yellow paisley oyster egg and yellow plastic oyster egg.
Elvish	Location	10%	20 turns		Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest	Yes	Obtained from Mysterious Island Arena after completing mini-quest in Frat Warrior Fatigues Select "Try To Get Into The Music". All attributes +10%
Erudite	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from black sheepskin diploma Bonus Spell Damage +15 Damage Reduction: -10
fireman's helmet	Hat	10%		500 FDKOL commendations	60 Mus	No	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) All Attributes +10% +1 FDKOL Commendation per Fire
Hot Blooded	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +30% Moxie +20% +10 Hot Damage So-So Hot Resistance Stat gains Obtained from hot wad
Lemon Enlightenment	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from cosmic lemonade Bonus Spell Damage +15%
letterman's jacket	Shirt	10%			200 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	Slight Slime Resistance All attributes +10% Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Mr. Joe's bangles	Accessory	10%			200 Mys	No	May not equip more than one
Neuromancy	Familiar	10%	1+ turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Crimbo P.R.E.S.S.I.E.
New, Improved	Adventure	10%	20 turns	3 Adventures	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Path of the Roach All Attributes +10%
oil pan	Weapon (1H)	10%		11 bubblin' crude	47 Mys	Yes
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	Item	10%	20 combat turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow. Limit of 3 may be attached All Attributes+10%
skate board	Weapon (2H)	10%	Always		85 Mus	No	+10 Damage Reduction All Attributes +10%
spant spear	Weapon (1H)	10%	Always		20 Mus	No	All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +25%
sponge helmet	Hat	10%	Always		85 Mox	No	Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Damage Absorption +40
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	AT Buff Skill	10%	5-15 turns	30 MP	None	Yes
Super-Mega-Charged	Item	10%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +10% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
teflon spatula	Weapon (1H)	10%			85 Mys	No	Serious Sleaze Resistance Bonus Spell Damage +40
The Q Is Talking To You	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	Gain 18-20 Enchantedness Obtained from antique bottle of cough syrup
velcro boots	Accessory	10%			85 Mys	No	Regenerate 12-24 MP per adventure Combat Initiative -50% May not equip more than one
velcro shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10%			85 Mus	No	Damage Reduction: +24 +25% Weapons from Monsters
You Know What's Up	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: What? Muscle +10% Moxie +10%
You Know When to Walk Away	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: When? Muscle +10% Moxie +10%
You Know Where to Go	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: Where? Muscle +10% Moxie +10%
You Know Who to Call	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: Who? Muscle +10% Moxie +10%
Yuletide Mutations	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from unstable DNA All Attributes +10% Increases effectiveness of Crimbo 2008 equipment
Yuletide Sappiness	Food	10%	10/20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
amber aviator shades	Accessory	5%	Always	None	85 Mys	No	Moxie +5% +30 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Antsy in your Pantsy	Food/Item	5%	5/10 turns	1 Full/Item Loss	Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	All Attributes +5% Obtained from maple syrup and sugar-coated pine cone.
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	5%	Always			Yes	With an Alice's Army Horseman inserted All Attributes +5%
dead guy's memento	Accessory	5%	Always		200 Mys	No	All Attributes +5% +5 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
eelskin pants	Pants	5%	Always		85 Mox	Yes	Damages Attacking Opponent
Festive Radiation	Food/Booze	5%	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk/1 Full	None	No	Obtained from oozenog, gingerbread mutant bugbear, irradiated candy cane All Attributes +5% Regenerate 10 HP per battle Regenerate 10 MP per battle
fish stick	Weapon (2H)	5%	Always		85 Mus	Yes	Spell Damage +15%
hobo dungarees	Pants	5%	Always		200 Mox	No	Maximum MP +500
honey dipper	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		72 Mys	Yes	Part of the Bits o' Honey Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure Spell Damage +15
longhaired hippy wig	Hat	5%	Always		85 Mox	Yes	+20 Stench Damage
lucky bottlecap	Accessory	5%	Always		200 Mys	No	All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
Oriental Mysticism	Familiar	5%	1+ turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	Hat	5%	Always		200 Mox	No	Regenerate 15-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure
spant backplate	Back Item	5%	Always		20 Mus	No	All Attributes +5% Damage Absorption +100
Super-Charged	Effect	5%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer when used against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +5% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	Accessory	5%	Always		10 Mys	No	Spell Damage +25% May not equip more than one
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	5%	Always		45 Mys	Yes	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	Off-Hand Item	4%	Always		None	No	All Attributes +4%
drywall axe	Weapon (2H)	3% and 2	Always		60 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
Juiced Up	Effect	-5%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin fastjuice All Attributes -5% Underwater adventuring penalties reduced by 10%
Apoplectic with Rage	Skill	-10%	5 turns	15 MP	None	Yes	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland Does 1 to 2 times player level Passive Damage each combat round
Batigue	Adventure	-10%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Beanbat Chamber All Attributes -10% Slight Resistance to All Elements
Duct Out of Water	Effect	-10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from wet venom duct All Attributes -10% Also grants the Spew Poison skill if you are poisoned
First Eye Blind	Item	-10%	5 turns		Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC	Yes	All attributes -10% Sometimes obtained from a critical hit with a Red Rover BB gun
Goofball Withdrawal	Item	-10%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% Obtained from having the Hopped Up on Goofballs effect run out the previous day
Hardly Poisoned at All	Item/ Adventure	-10% and -3	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ N/A	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% All Attributes -3 Obtained from bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, and marzipan skull Randomly obtained from fancy but probably evil chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
Heavy Petting	Item	-10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% +5 to Familiar Weight Obtained from Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
Sugar Rush	Item	-10%	1-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from many sources Muscle +5% Moxie +5% Combat Initiative +20%
Tetanus	Adventure	-10%	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from empty suit of armor All Attributes -10%
Brimstone Bludgeon	Weapon (1H)	-20%			30 Mus	Yes	Muscle +50% Melee Damage +30 SC's BM reward
Brimstone Boxers	Pants	-20%			30 Mox	Yes	Moxie +50% Combat Initiative +50% DB's BM reward
Contagious Bad Luck	Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss	Green Pixie if in HC	Yes	Obtained from bottle of black cat tonic
Cupshotten	Adventure	-20%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Wine Cellar (obsolete) All Attributes -20%
Half-Eaten Brain	Adventure	-20%	5/10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from conjoined zmombie, corpulent zobmie, grave rober zmobie, and zombie waltzers
Maid Disservice	Adventure	-20%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Whitey's Grove All Attributes -20%
Ringing Ears	Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss	Green Pixie if in HC	Yes	Obtained from a bellhop bell Muscle +20%
Soul-Crushing Headache	Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from all-purpose cleaner All Attributes -20%
Elf Guard SCUBA tank	Back Item	-25%			None	No	All Attributes -25% Maximum HP/MP -100 Lets you breathe underwater
A Little Bit Poisoned	Adventure	-30% and -5	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -30% All Attributes -5 Obtained from whitesnake.
Apathy	Item/ Adventure	-30%	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ N/A	None	Yes	All Attributes -30% Obtained from apathetic lizardman and Mr. Mediocrebar Randomly obtained from Yummy Tummy bean
Confused	Food/Item/Adventure	-30%	5/10/20 turns	2 Full /Item Loss /Adventure	None	Yes	Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion, herb brownies, Now and Earlier, Senior Mints, and shingle. Randomly obtained from fancy chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean Can be obtained from The Hippy Camp
Light-Headed	Adventure	-30%	1 turn		None	Yes	Obtained from Green Ops Soldier and Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge Unknown effect on fumble chance
silent beret	Hat	-30%			None	No	All Attributes -30% Combat Initiative -50% Monsters will be less attracted to you
Beaten Up	Item/ Adventure	-50%	1/3/4/10/100 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -50% Obtained by reaching HP 0 Obtained also through any number of different methods, see Beaten Up for more details
Somewhat Poisoned	Adventure	-50% and -7	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -50% All Attributes -7 Obtained from Spectral Jellyfish and swarm of killer bees
The Rage	Adventure	-50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at the Orcish Frat House (undisguised) Muscle +50%
Turned Into a Skeleton	Adventure	-50%	5 turns	Adventure	None	Yes	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert All Attributes -50%
Really Quite Poisoned	Adventure	-70% and -9	5/10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from fighting black widow, black adder, and tomb asp All Attributes -70% All Attributes -9
Majorly Poisoned	Adventure/Cellar	-90% and -11	5/10 turns		None	No	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert or Wine Cellar Glyphs All Attributes -90% All Attributes -11
Prestidigysfunction	Adventure	-95%	5 turns		None	Yes	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
HOA zombie eyes	Accessory	-100%	Always		100 Mys	No	Monsters will be more attracted to you All Attributes -100% +10 Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
Juiced	Item	-100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin cooljuice Muscle -100% Moxie +200%
Juiced Out	Item	-100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin strongjuice Muscle +200% Moxie -100%
Let's Go Shopping!	Item	-300%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+150% Meat from Monsters +75% Item Drops from Monsters Obtained from Sorority brain

Variable Increases

Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your Mysticality by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Antihangover	Item	Varies	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from hair of the fish Grants +X1/1.7 Mysticality, rounded down, where X is the previous day's drunkenness Also grants +X Muscle and Moxie by the same formula
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	Varies			None	No	Bonus can be Moxie +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to bjornified Familiar Additional Effects vary according to bjornified Familiar Bjornified Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
Churro Chiaroscuro	Item	5-200	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Chillacious Churro Buff is +5% to mysticality, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 200%
Crown of Thrones	Hat	Varies			None	No	Bonus can be Mysticality +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to enthroned Familiar Additional Effects vary according to enthroned Familiar Enthroned Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite astrolabe	Accessory	0-25%			25 Mys	No	A derivative item from The Raffle House Mysticality +5x Grimace Darkness% +Grimace Darkness Extra PvP Fights
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	Off-Hand item	0-25%			35 Mus	No	A derivative item from The Raffle House Mysticality +5x Grimace Darkness% +Grimace Darkness Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
Fiery Heart	Item	1-20	5 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Love Songs, if HC	Yes	Obtained from love song of smoldering passion If X is the number of turns remaining: Mysticality +X Regenerate (X/2) MP per Adventure
Experimental Effect G-9	Item	1-400	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from experimental serum G-9 Grants +Mysticality% at a random number between 1 and 400, changing daily Grants +Muscle% and +Moxie% as well
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	Accessory	1-9			None	No	+(9 - light) Mysticality +(9 - light) Bonus Spell Damage +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Rollover adventures do not stack with dead guy's watch, imitation nice watch, dead guy's memento, or the Counterclockwise Watch May not equip more than one
Gregarious Gregorian Smock	Shirt	0-25%			Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2011 Calendar of Loathing
Grimacite gaiters	Pants	0-50%			40 Mox	No	A prize from The Raffle House Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Grimacite garter	Accessory	0-50%			17 Mys	No	A prize from The Raffle House Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Spell Damage +15
Grimacite girdle	Accessory	0-50%			15 Mys	No	A prize from The Raffle House Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Spell Damage +20 May not equip more than one
Grimacite goggles	Hat	0-50%			47 Mox	No	A prize from The Raffle House Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Having a Ball!	Effect	1-100%	20 turns		None	No	Clan buff obtained from an Awesome Ball Pit Buff is +1-100% to all attributes, depending on the number of balls Can only be used once per day.
Jekyllin hide belt	Accessory	1-9			None	No	All Attributes +1-9 boosts greatest when moons are darkest +15-55% Items from Monsters (greatest when moons are brightest) Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mallowed Out	Food	5-500%	3 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Yes	Obtained from roasted marshmallow Buff is +5% to all attributes, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 500%
Mitre Cut	Food	100-200%	30 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 13	Yes	Obtained by eating a bishop cookie or queen cookie Buff is 100%-200%, depending on the number of chess boards cleared
Moonthril Circlet	Hat	0-75%			40 Mox	No	Obtained from Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet Part of the Luniform Mysticality +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
Moonthril Greaves	Pants	0-50%			40 Mox	No	Obtained from Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves Part of the Luniform All Attributes +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Mr. Eh?	Accessory	Varies			None	No	All Attributes +n, capped at 15, based on the exchange rate between the American and Canadian dollars Cannot equip in Hardcore
Periodical Paintbrush	Weapon (1H)	0-25%			None	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2008 Calendar of Loathing Cannot equip in Hardcore
Purple Reign	Item	1-25	10 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Pulled Taffy, if HC	Yes	Obtained from pulled violet taffy If X (max 50) is the number of turns remaining: Mysticality +X/2 +X/10 Mysticality Stats per Fight
Seasonal Beret	Hat	0-25%			35 Mys	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2009 Calendar of Loathing
Starry-Eyed	Effect	5-35%	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from A Telescope Gives +5% per upgrade, capped at 35% All Attributes +x%
Solstice Shield	Off-hand item	0-25%			None	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2013 Calendar of Loathing Damage Absorption +20
Tainted Love Potion	Item	Varies	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Mysticality -102 - x - +102 Obtained from Love Potion. Love Potions are Quest items created by Love Mixology Love Potions cannot be used if you have the effect or an unused love potion in your inventory
Talisman of Baio	Accessory	0-80%			None	No	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +0-80% All Attributes Increase with moonlight
Temporal Tempera Tube	Off-Hand Item	0-25%	Always			No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2014 Calendar of Loathing
The Fire Inside	Item	10-200%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from bottle of fire Muscle +X% Mysticality +X% Moxie +X% X is 10 * L, where L is your level of Hot Resistance, with a maximum of +200%
Withered Heart	Item	0-20	5 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Love Songs, if HC	Yes	Obtained from love song of disturbing obsession If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Mysticality +X +X% Items from Monsters
World's Best Adventurer sash	Accessory	1-100	Always			Yes	Quest item Obtained from Test Your Might And Also Test Other Things after completing the first 3 tower tests Is +X to All Attributes X = Number of Ascensions +1, to a maximum of 100

Tied To Another Stat

Mysticality modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Mysticality to change in relation to another stat.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Phairly Balanced	Item	= Highest Stat	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes * Only for KOLHS	Equalize all your stats to your highest stat Obtained from ph balancer.
Stabilizing Oiliness	Item	= Mus	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Mysticality & Moxie = Muscle Percentage attribute boosts calculated using Muscle Obtained from oil of stability.
Slippery Oiliness	Item	= Mox	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle & Mysticality = Moxie Percentage attribute boosts calculated using Moxie Obtained from oil of slipperiness.

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