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|1-handed staff
|1-handed staff
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
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|[[C. H. U. M. knife]]
|[[C. H. U. M. knife]]
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*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
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|[[antique spear]]
|[[antique spear]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Melee Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
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|[[fish stick]]
|[[fish stick]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
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|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
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|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[denim axe]]
|[[denim axe]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[giant foam finger]]
|[[giant foam finger]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
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*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
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|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[giant cactus quill]]
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
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*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
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|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
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|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
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|3-handed sword
|3-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
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*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
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|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
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*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
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|[[asbestos sword]]
|[[asbestos sword]]
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*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[chrome sword]]
|[[chrome sword]]
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*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
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|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
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|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
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|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
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|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
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|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
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*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
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|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
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*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
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|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
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|[[squeaky staff]]
|[[squeaky staff]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[cardboard sword]]
|[[cardboard sword]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
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*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[muculent machete]]
|[[muculent machete]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
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|[[styrofoam staff]]
|[[styrofoam staff]]
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*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
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|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
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|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[basic meat staff]]
|[[basic meat staff]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
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|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
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*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Melee Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
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|[[chisel]]
|[[chisel]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Melee Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
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|None
|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
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|[[hippo whip]]
|[[hippo whip]]
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|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
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|[[ice sickle]]
|[[ice sickle]]
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*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
*Can break in combat
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
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|None
|None
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
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|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[jack flapper]]
|[[jack flapper]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
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*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
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|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
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|[[hot cross bow]]
|[[hot cross bow]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
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|[[dense meat crossbow]]
|[[dense meat crossbow]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Melee Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
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Revision as of 06:09, 6 November 2008

[ Return to Game Mechanics ] Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.

In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:

  • accordion
  • autopult
  • banjo
  • bong
  • boomerang
  • bow
  • can
  • catapult
  • crossbow
  • disco ball
  • euphemisms
  • guitar
  • gun
  • heavy blowgun
  • pistol
  • radio
  • rifle
  • sack
  • sitar
  • slingshot
  • throwing spear
  • yo-yo
  • yoyo

Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

All ranged weapons are affected by the Disco Bandit skill Disco Fever.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
El Vibrato energy spear 200 200 2-handed spear
flamin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
  • +10% Items from Monsters
  • +25 Hot Damage
  • Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 200 200 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 200 200 2-handed club
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 200 200 2-handed polearm
sleazy bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
stinkin' bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
spooky bindle 200 200 2-handed polearm
Zombo's shoulder blade 200 200 2-handed sword
C. H. U. M. knife 150 175 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 1-handed umbrella
antique spear 200 85 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
cursed cutlass 200 85 1-handed sword
fetus-smashing club 200 85 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fish scimitar 200 85 1-handed sword
fish stick 200 85 2-handed staff
duct tape sword 195 82 1-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 180 75 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike 180 75 2-handed spear
lead pipe 175 72 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 175 72 2-handed club Melee Damage +10
denim axe 170 70 2-handed axe
giant foam finger 170 70 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 1-handed spear Muscle +7
star staff 165 67 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 2-handed sword Muscle +8
Drowsy Sword 171 66 2-handed sword
black sword 160 65 1-handed sword
giant cactus quill 160 65 1-handed spear
pointed stick 160 65 1-handed spear
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 3-handed staff
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 2-handed sword
club of the five seasons 150 60 1-handed club
drywall axe 150 60 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 1-handed sword Melee Damage +11
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 1-handed club
Radio Free Foil 150 60 2-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
batblade 145 57 1-handed knife Melee Damage +15
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 3-handed sword
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 1-handed sword
broken sword 135 52 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
ram-battering staff 135 52 2-handed staff
star stiletto 135 52 1-handed knife Muscle +5
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
curmudgel 125 47 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 125 47 2-handed polearm
pitchfork 125 47 1-handed spear Melee Damage +9
asbestos sword 120 45 2-handed sword
buffalo blade 120 45 2-handed sword
giant cheesestick 120 45 2-handed staff
hairy staff 135 45 2-handed staff
linoleum staff 120 45 2-handed staff
meatspout staff 125 45 2-handed staff
shuddersword 125 45 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 125 45 2-handed staff
Spirit Precipice 135 45 2-handed sword
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 2-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 120 45 2-handed sword  
lupine sword 115 42 1-handed sword
ram stick 115 42 2-handed staff Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 1-handed sword
chrome staff 110 40 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 110 40 2-handed sword
asbestos staff 100 35 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 100 35 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 100 35 2-handed staff
bow staff 100 35 2-handed staff
chrome sword 100 35 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 100 35 2-handed sword
duck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
Mafia violin case 100 35 1-handed club
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 3-handed ...weapon
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
soylent staff 100 35 2-handed staff
spiked femur 100 35 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 1-handed flail
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 90 30 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 90 30 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 2-handed axe
clockwork sword 80 25 2-handed sword
crazy bastard sword 125 25 1-handed sword
crowbarrr 80 25 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 80 25 2-handed flail
grass blade 80 25 1-handed sword
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 2-handed polearm
savory staff 80 25 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 1-handed sword Muscle +4
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 1-handed flail
wholeberd 80 25 2-handed polearm Melee Damage +6
squeaky staff 75 22 2-handed staff
sword of static 75 22 1-handed sword
wiffle-flail 75 22 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 70 20 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 1-handed sword
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 2-handed sword Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
bubblewrap staff 60 15 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 60 15 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 60 15 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 60 15 1-handed sword
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 1-handed flail
dense meat staff 60 15 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 60 15 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 1-handed club
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 60 15 1-handed sword
sabre teeth 60 15 1-handed knife Melee Damage +4
styrofoam staff 60 15 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 60 15 1-handed sword
wooden axe 60 15 2-handed axe Muscle +3
poutine pole 55 12 2-handed staff
balloon sword 50 10 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 1-handed club
dripping meat staff 50 10 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 1-handed mace
obsidian dagger 30 10 1-handed knife
pestoblade 50 10 1-handed sword
pixel sword 50 10 1-handed sword
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 1-handed club
third-hand nunchaku 30 7 2-handed flail Melee Damage +3
basic meat staff 20 5 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 2-handed sword Muscle +1
dreadlock whip 40 5 1-handed whip
rubber axe 40 5 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy staff 40 5 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 1-handed spear  
spooky staff 35 2 2-handed staff
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
big stick 10 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
grave robbing shovel 30 None 2-handed polearm
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Melee Damage +2
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Melee Damage +5
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
pool cue 40 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
wooden stakes 25 None 2-handed spear Melee Damage +1
worm-riding hooks 50 None 2-handed club  
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 10 200 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 10 125 1-handed chefstaff
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
Staff of the Black Kettle 10 75 1-handed chefstaff
war tongs 180 75 1-handed utensil
star spatula 150 60 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
silver shrimp fork 120 45 1-handed utensil
iron pasta spoon 110 40 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
huge spoon 90 30 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
clockwork staff 80 25 2-handed staff
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 10 25 1-handed chefstaff
chopsticks 75 23 1-handed utensil
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 1-handed chefstaff
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 1-handed saucepan
filthy pestle 60 15 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 1-handed utensil
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 1-handed chefstaff
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 1-handed saucepan
Pasta of Peril 50 10 1-handed utensil
basic meat spork 45 7 1-handed utensil
jack flapper 35 2 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
corn holder 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
eggbeater 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
Gnollish pie server 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin spatula 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
Knob Goblin tongs 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
pasta spoon 10 None 1-handed utensil  
Periodical Paintbrush 100 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
portable corkscrew 30 None 1-handed utensil
saucepan 10 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
shiny butcherknife 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
spork 30 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
Name Power Req Weapon
Type
Notes
Chester's bag of candy 200 200 2-handed ranged weapon
Frosty's snowball sack 200 200 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
fish bazooka 200 85 2-handed bazooka
Zim Merman's guitar 200 85 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
beer-a-pult 190 80 3-handed catapult
beer bong 190 80 1-handed bong
fire poi 190 80 2-handed flail
massive sitar 190 80 2-handed sitar
didgeridooka 180 75 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
toy ray gun 175 72 1-handed pistol
happiness 165 67 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
star crossbow 165 67 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
arse-shooting crossbow 160 65 2-handed crossbow
yohohoyo 160 65 1-handed yoyo
automatic catapult 150 60 2-handed autopult  
C.B.F.G. 150 60 2-handed rifle
rainbow crossbow 150 60 1-handed crossbow
star boomerang 135 52 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
lucky ball-and-chain 130 50 2-handed flail  
ga-ga radio 125 47 2-handed radio
carob cannon 135 45 2-handed crossbow
chrome crossbow 120 45 2-handed crossbow
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 120 45 2-handed axe Melee Damage +11
hot cross bow 130 45 2-handed crossbow
potato pistol 120 45 1-handed pistol
projectile icemaker 125 45 2-handed crossbow
asbestos crossbow 110 40 2-handed crossbow
Grimacite gat 150 40 1-handed gun
sack of doorknobs 110 40 2-handed sack  
acoustic guitarrr 100 35 2-handed guitar +2% Meat from Monsters
can of fake snow 100 35 1-handed can
goulauncher 100 35 2-handed crossbow
linoleum crossbow 100 35 2-handed crossbow
prehistoric spear 100 35 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 1-handed crossbow
bounty-hunting rifle 100 25 2-handed rifle
bubble bauble bow 80 25 2-handed bow
clockwork crossbow 80 25 1-handed crossbow
lead yo-yo 80 25 1-handed yo-yo  
savory crossbow 80 25 2-handed crossbow Moxie +4
can cannon 75 22 2-handed crossbow
Crimbo ukelele 80 20 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 70 20 2-handed crossbow Moxie +5
grease gun 65 17 1-handed pistol
repeating crossbow 65 17 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
cardboard crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
dense meat crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow Moxie +3
eXtreme meat crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow Moxie +7
ratarang 60 15 1-handed boomerang
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 90 15 2-handed banjo
slightly peevedbow 60 15 2-handed bow  
Squeezebox of the Ages 90 15 2-handed accordion
styrofoam crossbow 60 15 2-handed crossbow
can of maces 50 10 1-handed club
Disco Banjo 50 10 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 50 10 2-handed crossbow
Rock and Roll Legend 50 10 2-handed accordion
curdflinger 45 7 1-handed crossbow
basic meat crossbow 20 5 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
calavera concertina 40 5 2-handed accordion
  • Moxie +3
  • Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
starchy crossbow 40 5 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
disco ball 10 None 1-handed disco ball  
flaming juggler's balls 100 None 1-handed euphemisms
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
slingshot 20 None 2-handed slingshot  
stolen accordion 10 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stone banjo 25 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1


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