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Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Damage	Power	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
Great Wolf’s right paw	30-60	250 Muscle	1-handed claw	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit outfit Weapon Damage +50 Weapon Damage +50% +10% Chance of Critical Hit (SC only)
Unkillable Skeleton’s restless leg	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed staff	Weapon Damage +40 Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Unkillable Skeleton’s sawsword	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Damage vs. Skeletons +50% Damage vs. Zombies +50% Damage vs. Vampires +50% Damage vs. Werewolves +50 Damage vs. Ghosts +50% Damage vs. Bugbears
groping claw	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed claw	Successful hit weakens opponent. +30 Spooky Damage
hothammer	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Hot Damage
old dry bone	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed knife	Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed polearm	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +25 On critical: Merry Crimbo!
Bloodbath	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +20
Brimstone Bludgeon	20-40	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Weapon Damage +30 SC’s BM reward
Byte	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	Spell Damage +100% +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
cozy scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +50% Makes you a much better diver
cursed cutlass	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Muscle +15
decaying wooden oar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club
dreadful glove	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed knife-glove	Part of the Dreadful Pajamas outfit*+5% Chance of Critical Hit Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
duct tape sword	20-39	82 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
El Vibrato energy spear	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed spear	Part of the El Vibrato Relics Can be charged with various effects
fetus-smashing club	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	+200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +10%
fish stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5% Bonus Spell Damage +15%
Flail of the Seven Aspects	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed flail	Turtle Tamer’s Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +15 Never Fumble Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
flamin’ bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Hot Damage Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin’ bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Cold Damage Does extra Cold Damage on critical hits
Frosty’s arm	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed staff	Weapon Damage +30 +30 Cold Damage
Frosty’s nailbat	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +30% +3% Critical Hit Chance +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments
giant turkey leg	20-40	200 Muscle	3-handed club	Weapon Damage +50% Monsters will be more attracted to you.
Ginsu™	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Food Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
halibut	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed fish	+100 Stench Damage +100 Sleaze Damage Moxie -10%
Hodgman’s whackin’ stick	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +20% On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Maximum HP +300 Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
Meatcleaver	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+35% Meat from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
Mer-kin digpick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	Bonus Weapon Damage +30 Allows for mining in the Anemone Mine
Mer-kin dragnet	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed dragnet	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.Muscle +10%Moxie +10%
Mer-kin finpaddle	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	+100% Damage vs. Mer-kin
Mer-kin hookspear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	Combat Initiative +20% Bonus Weapon Damage +40 Extracts Meat on critical hits
Mer-kin switchblade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed switchblade	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Muscle +0%-50% Moxie +10%
non-stick pugil stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +10% Bonus Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: Stuns Opponent
octopus’s spade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	+5% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +10% Bonus Weapon Damage +15
Ol’ Scratch’s infernal pitchfork	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+40 Hot Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
pernicious cudgel	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed club	Slime Hates It +30 Sleaze Damage +2% Critical Hit Chance
Pigsticker of Violence	20-40	100 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Violent Vestments outfit Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure +10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +60% Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
PVC staff	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +15% +10% Items from Monsters +60 Damage to Cold Spells
rusty piece of rebar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
skate blade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +5% Devels on hit
skate board	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	All Attributes +10% Damage Reduction: 10
sleazy bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Sleaze Damage Does extra Sleaze Damage on critical hits
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Seal Clubber’s Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +23 4x Critical Hit Chance +20% Physical Damage Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
slime-covered club	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +50 Damage vs. Slimes 3x Critical Hit Chance
slime-covered shovel	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Bonus Weapon Damage +60 +100 Damage vs. Slimes Combat Initiative -10%
soap knife	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
spooky bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Spooky Damage Does extra Spooky Damage on critical hits
Stick-Knife of Loathing	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Clothing of Loathing outfit Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +200% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
stinkin’ bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Stench Damage Does extra Stench Damage on critical hits
Truthsayer	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	+12 to Monster Level Weapon Damage +40%
Uncle Hobo’s highest bough	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 15-30 MP per adventure
Underworld truncheon	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed club	+10 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Muscle +10%
velcro broadsword	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
villainous scythe	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Grimy Reaper’s Vestments Slime Hates It x2 Bonus Weapon Damage +30% +4% Critical Hit Chance
White Dragon Fang	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	All Attributes +9% Prismatic Damage +9 Regenerate 9-9 MP per adventure
Zombo’s shoulder blade	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +30% Weapon Damage +30%
cast-iron legacy paddle	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +15 Weapon Damage +10
giant driftwood sculpture	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed flail	Moxie +8 Weapon Damage +15
Bugfinder Blade	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella	18-36	75 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	+15 Stench Damage
lead pipe	18-35	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +6 Mysticality +6
perforated battle paddle	18-35	72 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +10 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30% SC’s HC O reward
denim axe	17-34	70 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10
Drowsy Sword	17-34	66 Muscle	2-handed sword	Successful hit weakens opponent Monster Level -10
dwarvish war mattock	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed axe	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster HP
giant foam finger	17-34	70 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed club	Mysticality +10 Weapon Damage +10
pygmy spear	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +7
short-handled mop	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed polearm	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
star staff	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +8
star sword	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +8
antique machete	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5%
black sword	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Black Armaments 3x Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +7
coal shovel	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Allows skill Shovel Hot Coal +20 Hot Damage
creepy-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Sleaze Damage Player loses 10 HP due to sleaze at end of combat
cyber-mattock	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed axe	+5% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters May break in combat
evil-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Spooky Damage Player loses 10 HP due to spooky at the end of combat
frigid-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to cold at the end of combat
giant cactus quill	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	3x Critical Hit Chance Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork	16-31	62 Muscle	3-handed staff	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags 2x Critical Hit Chance Combat Initiative -10%
giant safety pin	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +10 Successful hit weakens opponent.
half-size scalpel	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +10% Makes you look like a doctor
hot-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to hot at the end of combat
nasty-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Stench Damage Player loses 10 HP due to stench at the end of combat
pewter claymore	16-31	62 Muscle	2-handed sword	Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	2x Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +10
trout fang	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15 25% chance of poisoning opponent
batblade	15-29	57 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed polearm?
bugbear-smiting sword	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to Spazworrier Weapon Damage +10 Muscle +10
C.H.U.M. knife	15-30	175 Muscle	1-handed knife	+30 Stench Damage
candy knife	15-30	40 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
club of the five seasons	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
drywall axe	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed axe	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
flaming sword	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+20 Hot Damage +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Never Fumble
giant needle	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed spear	Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +5 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
pipe wrench	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon: Muscle +20
spectral axe	15-30	50 Muscle	1-handed axe	+15 Cold Damage +30 Damage vs. Ghosts
vibrating cyborg knife	15-30	55 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +20 3x Fumble Chance
witty rapier	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed sword	Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Cold Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
gatorskin umbrella	14-28	100 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Serious Stench Resistance Weapon Damage +15
hairy staff	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
ram-battering staff	14-27	52 Muscle	2-handed staff	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
ridiculously huge sword	14-28	55 Muscle	3-handed sword	Weapon Damage +12 Muscle +4
Spirit Precipice	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5 5x Critical Hit Chance
star stiletto	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5
bad-ass club	13-26	50 Muscle	2-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +15 +10 to Monster Level
beaver spear	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10
crazy bastard sword	13-25	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	An ultra-rare item +7 Extra PvP Fights Weapon Damage +15 +2% Critical Hit Chance
curmudgel	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed club	Monster Level +8 Weapon Damage +10
Grimacite glaive	13-25	47 Muscle	2-handed polearm	A prize from The Raffle House Weapon Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
hand-carved bokken	13-26	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +15 +5% Chance of Critical Hit
huge mosquito proboscis	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure Maximum HP +20
leechknife	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed knife	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
pitchfork	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +9
shuddersword	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Spooky Damage
smoldering staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
staph of homophones	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
titanium assault umbrella	13-26	50 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5
bone crusher	12-24	45 Muscle	1-handed club	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5 +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
giant cheesestick	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
half-melted spoon	12-23	42 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10 +10 Damage to Hot Spells
lawnmower blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
lupine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	+9 Spooky Damage +9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
old school Mafia knicke½æ	12-23	41 Mysticality	1-handed sword	Ranged Damage +27
ram stick	12-23	42 Muscle	2-handed staff	Moxie +5
Ruby Rod	12-24	40 Muscle	1-handed rod	Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	Monster Level +10 Monster Level +10 more if wielded with a snake shield
Sword of Dark Omens	12-24	None	1-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +3 Spell Damage +50% All Attributes +5%
two-handed depthsword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword
chrome staff	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
linoleum sword	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
machetito	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Sleaze Damage Moxie +5
asbestos staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5
bamboo bokuto	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword
big stirring stick	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +5
Bonestabber	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +10 Spooky Damage +5 to Monster Level +30% Damage vs. Skeletons
bow staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Part of the Bow Tux Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +3
chrome sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Crimbo sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Crimbomination Contraption	10-20	None	2-handed club
depleted Grimacite hammer	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed club	Monster Level +0-25 based on Grimace darkness Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
elven whittling knife	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	Does extra damage on criticals
giant candy cane	10-20	None	2-handed staff	+40% Candy from Monsters
haiku katana	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +15% Bonus Weapon Damage +50% +1% Critical Hit Chance Allows use of The 17 Cuts, Falling Leaf Whirlwind, Spring Raindrop Attack, Summer Siesta, Winter’s Bite Technique in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	10-20	None	1-handed utensil	Prismatic Damage +5 +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% Eminently Twistable (PM only)
ice sickle	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Monster Level +15 +5 Cold Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
infernal toilet brush	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Stench Damage Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
Loathing Legion chainsaw	10-20	None	2-handed chainsaw	Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Loathing Legion hammer	10-20	None	1-handed hammer	Gets the job done Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Mafia violin case	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle Muscle +20 Weapon Damage +30
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	10-20	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20% +5 Smithsness Muscle +X% (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury. (SC only)
Moonthril Flamberge	10-20	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Luniform Muscle +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
origami riding crop	10-20	None	1-handed crop	+10 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +15% Has a chat effect Cannot equip in Hardcore
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	10-20	35 Muscle	3-handed ...weapon	3x Critical Hit Chance 3x Fumble Chance
right bear arm	10-20	None	1-handed club	+10% Muscle Weapon Damage +30% Lets you act like a bear
roboduck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Saucepanic	10-20	None	1-handed saucepan	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness) Lets you gather more Soulsauce (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch ‘n’ sniff sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
snow shovel	10-20	None	2-handed polearm	All Attributes +10 Weapon Damage +100%
soul knife	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
space needle	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
spiked femur	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+6 Spooky Damage
steel sword	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Moxie +5
stinky cheese sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Stench Damage based on number of adventures stunk up May not be equipped in Hardcore
sugar shank	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Bonus Weapon Damage +50% Passive Damage on critical Breaks after 30 combats
sugar shillelagh	10-20	None	2-handed club	Bonus Weapon Damage +50% Breaks after 30 combats
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4 Combat Initiative +20% 2x Critical Hit Chance
time sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
tin foil	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10% +1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Tropical Crimbo Sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Trusty	10-20	None	2-handed axe	Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Work is a Four Letter Sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure +5% Chance of Critical Hit +5 Smithsness Weapon Damage + x*(+Damage based on Smithsness)
ancient stone fist	9-17	27 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: 2 Maximum HP +20
Chelonian Morningstar	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed flail	Muscle +11 Never Fumble TT’s Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs Bonus for TTs only
debonair deboner	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +10 +25% Damage vs. Skeletons
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
foot-long hot daub	9-17	27 Muscle	2-handed club	Part of the Hot Daub Ensemble outfit*+9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
Hammer of Smiting	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +16 3x Critical Hit Chance SC’s Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
icy-hot katana	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20 4x Critical Hit Chance Muscle +15% SC’s HC reward
vorpal blade	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Yendorian Finery 2x Critical Hit Chance
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed axe	Part of the Mining Gear Successful hit weakens opponent
clockwork sword	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +9 Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
crowbarrr	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed spear	Muscle +3 50% chance of poisoning opponent
flypaper staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
frozen nunchaku	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3 +3 Cold Damage
goblin hunting spear	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed spear	Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
grass blade	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Grass Guise Weapon Damage +5
logging hatchet	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed axe	Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
rusty grave robbing shovel	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
savory staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4
savory sword	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4
severed flipper	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Muscle +5 Bonus Weapon Damage +5
spooky bicycle chain	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed flail	+5 Spooky Damage 2x Critical Hit Chance
squeaky staff	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +6
sword of static	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
wholeberd	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed flail	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
25-meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff
flaming cardboard sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Hot Damage
flamingo mallet	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed club	+4 to Monster Level +5% Meat from Monsters
Frost™ brand sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3 +3 Cold Damage
gnawed-up dog bone	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble +4 Sleaze Damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5
slide rule	7-13	17 Muscle	1-handed sword	Mysticality +5% Combat Initiative +10%
Totally Gay Claymore	7-14	19 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword	6-12	None	2-handed club	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Weapon Damage +6
bubblewrap staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2
bubblewrap sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
cardboard staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3
cardboard sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3
dense meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
dense meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +5 Bonus for DBs only
eXtreme meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7
flaming crutch	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
glistening staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +3 Sleaze Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	6-12	15 Muscle	3-handed spear	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Weapon Damage +3
muculent machete	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2 +5% Meat from Monsters
pair of bolt cutters	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed club	Delevels on hit
poutine pole	6-11	12 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
sabre teeth	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +3
styrofoam sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3
wooden axe	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +3
astral bludgeon	5-10	None	2-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 3x Critical Hit Chance
astral mace	5-10	None	1-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +5 Extra PvP Fights
Ax of L’rose	5-10	None	2-handed axe
balloon sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Never Fumble Weapon Damage -2
Bjorn’s Hammer	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +10 SC’s Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
blammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	3x chance of Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Cold Damage
boot knife	5-10	None	1-handed knife	None
butterfly knife	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +75% +15 to Monster Level
dripping meat staff	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb	5-10	None	1-handed club	Maximum MP +30
Hammerus	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Spooky Damage
inflatable baseball bat	5-10	None	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger	5-10	None	1-handed knife	Muscle +3 +10 Spell Damage +5% Item drops from Monsters
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5
Mace of the Tortoise	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed mace	Muscle +7 TT’s Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes) Bonus for TTs only
pestoblade	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 +3 Stench Damage
pixel chain whip	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +4
pixel sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Combat Initiative +15%
poison pen	5-10	None	1-handed knife	75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club	5-10	None	1-handed club	+5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi	5-10	None	1-handed weapon	Weapon Damage +10
Unionize The Elves sign	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent No longer drops
worm-riding hooks	5-10	None	2-handed club
corrupt club of corruption	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +5 Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
Dr. Hobo’s scalpel	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
dreadlock whip	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed whip	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Stench Damage Monster Level +10
Gnollish flyswatter	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed club
Gnollish plunger	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed spear
pool cue	4-8	None	2-handed staff	Moxie +3
rubber axe	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed axe	+2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed whip	+25 Cold Damage
spooky staff	4-7	2 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +2 Spooky Damage
starchy staff	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
starchy sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3
suede shortsword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword
weighted paperclip chain	4-8	None	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +12
white sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
Barney’s rake	3-5	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Muscle +3
bat whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Spell Damage +10 Monster Level +5
beer-soaked mop	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +3 Weapon Damage +20 more if dual-wielded with a cardboard wakizashi
cardboard wakizashi	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Damage Reduction: +2 gives the cardboard katana 20 more Bonus Weapon Damage when dual-wielded
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch	3-6	None	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	+1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
halfberd	3-6	None	1-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger	3-6	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	+3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
palm-frond whip	3-5	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Weapon Damage +30 Can break in combat
parasitic claw	3-6	None	1-handed club	Part of the Mutant Couture Bonus Weapon Damage +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with Yuletide Mutations
rattail whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Moxie +5 Monster Level +5
skeleton bone	3-6	None	1-handed club	+1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick	3-6	None	2-handed staff	+2 Spooky Damage
tail o’ nine cats	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Combat Initiative +15% Monster Level +5
third-hand nunchaku	3-6	7 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch	3-6	None	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar	3-6	None	1-handed wand
wooden stakes	3-5	None	2-handed spear	Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife	2-3	None	1-handed knife	+1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +1
basic meat sword	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +1
boning knife	2-4	None	1-handed knife	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption	2-4	None	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
dishrag	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+10 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage
gnauga hide whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Gnauga Hides +3% Items from Monsters
hippo whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar	2-3	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +1
penguin whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Weapon Damage +13 50% chance of poisoning opponent
soup-chucks	2-3	None	2-handed flail	+2 Hot Damage
sweet ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword
tiny ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip	2-3	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
yak whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel	1-2	None	2-handed polearm	Allowed digging at Bigg’s Dig
bar whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+2 to Familiar Weight
big stick	1-2	None	2-handed staff
bucket of anniversary lard	1-2	None	1-handed flail	All Attributes +1
candy knuckles	1-2	None	1-handed knuckles	Bonus Weapon Damage +25 Breaks after 31 combats
can-you-dig-it?	1-2	None	1-handed spade	+???
chisel	1-2	None	1-handed knife
clown hammer	1-2	None	1-handed club	Squeaky!
clown whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip
costume sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage -10 Combat Initiative +30%
demon whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1-2	None	2-handed club	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
live wire	1-2	None	1-handed whip	Bonus Weapon Damage +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
pixel whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	All Attributes +3
seal-clubbing club	1-2	None	1-handed club
stuffed crazy bastard sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword
tiny plastic sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
toy taijijian	1-2	None	1-handed sword	None
turtle totem	1-2	None	1-handed totem
twisted-up wet towel	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms	0-0	None	2-handed book	Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku	N/A	None	2-handed flail	No longer available in game
turtleslinger	N/A	None	1-handed slingshot	No longer available in game

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 |- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
-! Name
+! Damage
 ! Power
 ! Req
 ! Weapon<br />Type
 ! Notes
+|-
+|[[Great Wolf’s right paw]]
+|30-60
+|250 Muscle
+|1-handed claw
+|
+*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]] outfit
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
+|-
+|[[Unkillable Skeleton’s restless leg]]
+|30-60
+|100 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
+*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+|[[Unkillable Skeleton’s sawsword]]
+|30-60
+|100 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
+*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
+|-
+|[[groping claw]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed claw
+|
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
+*+30 Spooky Damage
+|-
+|[[hothammer]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| +50 {{element|Hot}}
+|-
+|[[old dry bone]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| +50 Spooky Damage
+|-
+|[[remorseless knife]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|Successful hit causes bleeding.
 |-
 |[[antique spear]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed polearm
 |
 *Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-30%</font>
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 *[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
 *Can break in combat
 |-
 |[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *All Attributes +11
 *Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
+|-
+|[[bindlestocking]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
+|-
+|[[Bloodbath]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
+*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
 |-
 |[[brand new key]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
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 |-
 |[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Bad Moon]] reward
+*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
 |-
-|[[cursed cutlass]]
+|[[Byte]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
+*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+|-
+|[[cozy scimitar]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*Makes you a much better diver
+|-
+|[[cursed cutlass]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
 |-
 |[[decaying wooden oar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |&nbsp;
+|-
+|[[dreadful glove]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed knife-glove
+|
+*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]] outfit*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
+|-
+|[[duct tape sword]]
+|20-39
+|82 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
+*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
+*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
 |[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed spear
 |
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 |-
 |[[fetus-smashing club]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
+|-
+|[[fire axe]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed axe
+| +200 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
 |[[fish scimitar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
 |-
 |[[fish stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
-*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15%
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
 |-
 |[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
+*[[Turtle Tamer]]’s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 *Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
-*Never Fumble
+*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
-*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
+*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
 *Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
-*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Turtle Tamer]] buffs
-*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 |-
-|[[flamin' bindle]]
+|[[flamin’ bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Hot}}
-*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
 |-
-|[[freezin' bindle]]
+|[[freezin’ bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Cold}}
-*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
 |-
-|[[Frosty's arm]]
+|[[Frosty’s arm]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 133: / Line 245: @@
 *+30 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
+|[[Frosty’s nailbat]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
 *+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 *+30 {{element|Cold}}
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
+*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
+|-
+|[[giant turkey leg]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|3-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
+|-
+|[[Ginsu™]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
 |-
 |[[halibut]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed fish
 |
 *+100 {{element|Stench}}
 *+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
-*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
+|[[Hodgman’s whackin’ stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *All Attributes +20%
-*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Hodgman's whackin' stick#Notes|Insanity!]]
+*On Critical: Insanity!
 |-
 |[[lawn dart]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +300
-*Can also be used as a combat item
+*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
+|-
+|[[Meatcleaver]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+35% Meat from Monsters
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+|-
+|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed axe
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
+*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
+|-
+|[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed dragnet
+|
+*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
+|-
+|[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
 |-
 |[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
-*Extracts Meat on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
 |-
-|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
+|[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
-|2-handed axe
+|2-handed switchblade
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
-*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
 |-
 |[[non-stick pugil stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
-*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
+*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
 |-
-|[[octopus's spade]]
+|[[octopus’s spade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
 |-
-|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
+|[[Ol’ Scratch’s infernal pitchfork]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
@@ Line 215: / Line 374: @@
 |-
 |[[pernicious cudgel]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|150 Mus
+|150 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 222: / Line 381: @@
 *+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
 *+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+|-
+|[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
+|20-40
+|100 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]] outfit
+*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
+*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
 |-
 |[[PVC staff]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 233: / Line 403: @@
 |-
 |[[rusty piece of rebar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 |-
 |[[skate blade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
 |-
 |[[skate board]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
@@ Line 257: / Line 427: @@
 |-
 |[[sleazy bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
-*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
 |-
 |[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
+*[[Seal Clubber]]’s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 *Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
@@ Line 275: / Line 446: @@
 *+20% Physical Damage
 *Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 |-
 |[[slime-covered club]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 |-
 |[[slime-covered shovel]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
-*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] against slimes
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
+*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
+|-
+|[[soap knife]]
+|20-40
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|None
 |-
-|[[stinkin' bindle]]
+|[[spooky bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
-*+25 {{element|Stench}}
+*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
-*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
+|-
+|[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
+|20-40
+|150 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] outfit
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
+*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
 |-
-|[[spooky bindle]]
+|[[stinkin’ bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
-*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
+*+25 {{element|Stench}}
-*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
+|-
+|[[Truthsayer]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
 |-
-|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
+|[[Uncle Hobo’s highest bough]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
-*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per Adventure
+*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
 |-
 |[[Underworld truncheon]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|150 Mus
+|150 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
+*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
 |-
 |[[velcro broadsword]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
 *+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
 |[[villainous scythe]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|150 Mus
+|150 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
+*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper’s Vestments]]
 *[[Slime Hates It]] x2
-*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
 *+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
 |-
-|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
+|[[White Dragon Fang]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*All Attributes +9%
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
+*Regenerate 9-9 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+|[[Zombo’s shoulder blade]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 358: / Line 561: @@
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
 |-
-|[[duct tape sword]]
+|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
-|195
+|19-38
-|82 Mus
+|80 Muscle
-|1-handed sword
+|2-handed club
 |
-*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
-*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
-*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
-|-
-|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
-|190
-|80 Mus
-|2-handed club
-|
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
 |[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
-|190
+|19-38
-|80 Mus
+|80 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 384: / Line 578: @@
 |-
 |[[Bugfinder Blade]]
-|180
+|18-36
-|75 Mus
+|75 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 392: / Line 586: @@
 |-
 |[[goatskin umbrella]]
-|180
+|18-36
-|75 Mus
+|75 Muscle
 |1-handed umbrella
 | +15 {{element|Stench}}
-|-
-|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
-|180
-|75 Mus
-|2-handed club
-|
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Hardcore]] [[Oxygenarian]] reward
 |-
 |[[lead pipe]]
-|175
+|18-35
-|72 Mus
+|72 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 416: / Line 600: @@
 |-
 |[[perforated battle paddle]]
-|175
+|18-35
-|72 Mus
+|72 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[Drowsy Sword]]
+|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
-|171
+|18-36
-|66 Mus
+|75 Muscle
-|2-handed sword
+|2-handed club
 |
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
+*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
+*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
 |-
 |[[denim axe]]
-|170
+|17-34
-|70 Mus
+|70 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
@@ Line 437: / Line 623: @@
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[giant foam finger]]
+|[[Drowsy Sword]]
-|170
+|17-34
-|70 Mus
+|66 Muscle
-|1-handed club
+|2-handed sword
-|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
+|
+*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
+*[[Monster Level]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
 |-
 |[[dwarvish war mattock]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |1-handed axe
 |
 *Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
-*Reveals opponent HP
+*Shows monster HP
 |-
-|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
+|[[giant foam finger]]
-|165
+|17-34
-|67 Mus
+|70 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
+|-
+|[[Maxwell’s Silver Hammer]]
+|17-33
+|67 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 460: / Line 654: @@
 |-
 |[[pygmy spear]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+|-
+|[[short-handled mop]]
+|17-33
+|67 Muscle
+|1-handed polearm
+|
+*+10 Stench Damage
+*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
 |[[star staff]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
 |-
 |[[star sword]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
+|-
+|[[antique machete]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
 |-
 |[[black sword]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 485: / Line 693: @@
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
+|-
+|[[coal shovel]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*Allows skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
+*+20 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
 |[[creepy-ass club]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*[[Monster Level]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
 *+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
-*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
 |-
 |[[cyber-mattock]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
@@ Line 507: / Line 723: @@
 |-
 |[[evil-ass club]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*[[Monster Level]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
 *+15 {{element|Spooky}}
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
-*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
 |-
 |[[frigid-ass club]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*[[Monster Level]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
 *+15 {{element|Cold}}
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
-*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
 |-
 |[[giant cactus quill]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +30
 |-
-|[[hot-ass club]]
+|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
-|160
+|16-31
-|65 Mus
+|62 Muscle
+|3-handed staff
+|
+*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
+*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
+|-
+|[[giant safety pin]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
+|-
+|[[half-size scalpel]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*Makes you look like a doctor
+|-
+|[[hot-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*[[Monster Level]] +15
-*+15 {{element|Hot}}
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Cold}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
 |-
 |[[nasty-ass club]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*[[Monster Level]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
 *+15 {{element|Stench}}
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
-*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
+|-
+|[[pewter claymore]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
 |-
 |[[pointed stick]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |
@@ Line 567: / Line 814: @@
 |-
 |[[trout fang]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
-*25% chance of poisoning opponent
+*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
 |-
-|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
+|[[batblade]]
-|155
+|15-29
-|62 Mus
+|57 Muscle
-|3-handed staff
+|1-handed knife
-|
+|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
-*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
 |-
 |[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm?
 |&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 599: / Line 843: @@
 |-
 |[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|175 Mus
+|175 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 | +30 {{element|Stench}}
+|-
+|[[candy knife]]
+|15-30
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|None
 |-
 |[[club of the five seasons]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 616: / Line 866: @@
 |-
 |[[drywall axe]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
 *All Attributes +2
 *All Attributes +3%
+|-
+|[[flaming sword]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*+20 {{element|Hot}}
+*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+*Never Fumble
 |-
 |[[giant needle]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed spear
 |[[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
 |[[grassy cutlass]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
 |-
 |[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
 |-
 |[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
 |-
 |[[immense cyborg hand]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 660: / Line 919: @@
 |-
 |[[pipe wrench]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
 |-
 |[[Radio Free Foil]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 673: / Line 932: @@
 *Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
 **[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
+|-
+|[[spectral axe]]
+|15-30
+|50 Muscle
+|1-handed axe
+|
+*+15 {{element|Cold}}
+*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
 |-
 |[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|55 Mus
+|55 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
-*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
 |-
 |[[witty rapier]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-| +2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
+| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
 |-
-|[[batblade]]
+|[[broken sword]]
-|145
+|14-27
-|57 Mus
+|52 Muscle
-|1-handed knife
+|1-handed sword
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
 |-
 |[[crowbar]]
-|140
+|14-28
-|55 Mus
+|55 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
 |-
 |[[frozen seal spine]]
-|140
+|14-28
-|55 Mus
+|55 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 *+20 {{element|Cold}}
-*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per Adventure
+*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
 |-
 |[[gatorskin umbrella]]
-|140
+|14-28
-|100 Mus
+|100 Muscle
 |1-handed umbrella
 |
@@ Line 717: / Line 985: @@
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 |-
-|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
+|[[hairy staff]]
-|140
+|14-27
-|55 Mus
+|45 Muscle
-|3-handed sword
+|2-handed staff
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
-|-
-|[[broken sword]]
-|135
-|52 Mus
-|1-handed sword
-|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
-|-
-|[[hairy staff]]
-|135
-|45 Mus
-|2-handed staff
-|
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
-*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
 *[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
 |-
 |[[ram-battering staff]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|52 Mus
+|52 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+|-
+|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
+|14-28
+|55 Muscle
+|3-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
 |-
 |[[Spirit Precipice]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 758: / Line 1,020: @@
 |-
 |[[star stiletto]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|52 Mus
+|52 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
 |-
 |[[bad-ass club]]
-|130
+|13-26
-|50 Mus
+|50 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+15
-*[[Monster Level]] +10
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
+*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
 |-
-|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
+|[[beaver spear]]
-|130
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|47 Muscle
-|2-handed sword
+|1-handed spear
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
-*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
+|[[crazy bastard sword]]
-|130
+|13-25
-|50 Mus
+|25 Muscle
-|1-handed umbrella
+|1-handed sword
-|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
-|-
-|[[crazy bastard sword]]
-|125
-|25 Mus
-|1-handed sword
 |
 *An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
@@ Line 797: / Line 1,053: @@
 |-
 |[[curmudgel]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|47 Mus
+|47 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 805: / Line 1,061: @@
 |-
 |[[Grimacite glaive]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|47 Mus
+|47 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
@@ Line 812: / Line 1,068: @@
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
+|-
+|[[hand-carved bokken]]
+|13-26
+|30 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+|[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
+|13-25
+|47 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
+|-
+|[[leechknife]]
+|13-25
+|47 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
+*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +5
+*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
 |-
 |[[meatspout staff]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 823: / Line 1,105: @@
 |-
 |[[pitchfork]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|47 Mus
+|47 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
 |-
 |[[shuddersword]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 838: / Line 1,120: @@
 |-
 |[[smoldering staff]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 846: / Line 1,128: @@
 *+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
 |-
-|[[asbestos sword]]
+|[[staph of homophones]]
-|120
+|13-26
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
+*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
+|-
+|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
+|13-26
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
+*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
 |-
-|[[buffalo blade]]
+|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
-|120
+|13-26
-|45 Mus
+|50 Muscle
-|2-handed sword
+|1-handed umbrella
-|
+|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
+|-
+|[[asbestos sword]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
+|-
+|[[bone crusher]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
+|-
+|[[buffalo blade]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
 *+3 {{element|Hot}}
@@ Line 864: / Line 1,174: @@
 |-
 |[[giant cheesestick]]
-|120
+|12-24
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
 *+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
+|-
+|[[half-melted spoon]]
+|12-23
+|42 Mysticality
+|1-handed utensil
+|
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
+*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
 |-
 |[[lawnmower blade]]
-|120
+|12-24
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 |-
 |[[linoleum staff]]
-|120
+|12-24
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
-|-
-|[[Ruby Rod]]
-|120
-|40 Mus
-|1-handed rod
-|Quest item
-|-
-|[[two-handed depthsword]]
-|120
-|45 Mus
-|2-handed sword
-|&nbsp;
-|-
-|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
-|117
-|41 Mys
-|1-handed sword
-|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
 |-
 |[[lupine sword]]
-|115
+|12-23
-|42 Mus
+|42 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *+9 {{element|Spooky}}
 *+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
+|-
+|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
+|12-23
+|41 Mysticality
+|1-handed sword
+|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
 |-
 |[[ram stick]]
-|115
+|12-23
-|42 Mus
+|42 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+|-
+|[[Ruby Rod]]
+|12-24
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed rod
+|Used in the [[Future]] quest
 |-
 |[[serpentine sword]]
-|115
+|12-23
-|42 Mus
+|42 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Monster Level]] +10
 *[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
+|-
+|[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
+|12-24
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
+*All Attributes +5%
+|-
+|[[two-handed depthsword]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[chrome staff]]
-|110
+|11-22
-|40 Mus
+|40 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 934: / Line 1,261: @@
 |-
 |[[linoleum sword]]
-|110
+|11-22
-|40 Mus
+|40 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 942: / Line 1,269: @@
 |-
 |[[machetito]]
-|110
+|11-22
-|40 Mus
+|40 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
 |-
 |[[mannequin leg]]
-|110
+|11-22
-|40 Mus
+|40 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 *+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
 |[[asbestos staff]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 965: / Line 1,292: @@
 |-
 |[[bamboo bokuto]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[big stirring stick]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
+|-
+|[[Bonestabber]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
+*+10 Spooky Damage
+*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
+*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
 |-
 |[[bow staff]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 988: / Line 1,325: @@
 |-
 |[[chrome sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
 *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
-|-
-|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
-|100
-|None
-|2-handed club
-|&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[Crimbo sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,009: / Line 1,340: @@
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
+|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|2-handed club
+|&nbsp;
+|-
+|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
 *[[Monster Level]] +0-25 based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
-*Required for depleted Grimacite smithing
+*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
 |-
 |[[duck-on-a-string]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,026: / Line 1,363: @@
 |-
 |[[elven whittling knife]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
-|On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: Whittles enemy down
+|Does extra damage on criticals
 |-
 |[[giant candy cane]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |2-handed staff
-| +40% [[Items from Monsters#Candy|Candy Drops from Monsters]]
+|
+*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
 |-
 |[[haiku katana]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
 *+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
+*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter’s Bite Technique]] in combat
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
+|-
+|[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed utensil
+|
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
+*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
 |-
 |[[ice sickle]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed knife
@@ Line 1,058: / Line 1,406: @@
 |-
 |[[infernal toilet brush]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 *+20 {{element|Stench}}
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
-*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
+*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+|[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed chainsaw
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
+*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
+|-
+|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed hammer
+|
+*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
+*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
 |-
 |[[Mafia violin case]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,075: / Line 1,440: @@
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+|-
+|[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
+*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
+*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
+*(SC only)
+|-
+|[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
+|10-20
+|40 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Luniform]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
 |-
 |[[origami riding crop]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed crop
@@ Line 1,083: / Line 1,468: @@
 *+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
+*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
-*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
 |-
 |[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |3-handed ...weapon
 |
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+|-
+|[[right bear arm]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+10% Muscle
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
+*Lets you act like a bear
 |-
 |[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,102: / Line 1,496: @@
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
+|[[Saucepanic]]
-|100
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed saucepan
+|
+*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
+*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
+*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
+*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+|-
+|[[scratch ‘n’ sniff sword]]
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Actual power can vary with player level
-*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
+*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
+|-
+|[[sharpened spoon]]
+|10-20
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|None
+|-
+|[[snow shovel]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*All Attributes +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+|-
+|[[soul knife]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|Can harm True Mimes
 |-
 |[[soylent staff]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
+|-
+|[[space needle]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
 |-
 |[[spiked femur]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 | +6 {{element|Spooky}}
+|-
+|[[steel sword]]
+|10-20
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
 |-
 |[[stinky cheese sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed sword
@@ Line 1,133: / Line 1,576: @@
 |-
 |[[sugar shank]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed knife
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
-*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Passive Damage|Cause Opponent to Bleed]]
+*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
 *Breaks after 30 combats
 |-
 |[[sugar shillelagh]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
 *Breaks after 30 combats
+|-
+|[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
 |-
 |[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,159: / Line 1,608: @@
 |-
 |[[time sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
 *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
+|-
+|[[tin foil]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
 |-
 |[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+|-
+|[[Trusty]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed axe
+|
+*Quest item in AoB run
 |-
 |[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
+|-
+|[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +
+x*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
+|-
+|[[ancient stone fist]]
+|9-17
+|27 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
 |-
 |[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
 *[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
-*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
+*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]’s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
-*Enables the casting of 15-turn [[Turtle Tamer]] buffs
+*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
-*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
+*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
+|-
+|[[debonair deboner]]
+|9-18
+|30 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
+*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
 |-
 |[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-| +0-3% [[Critical Hit Chance]] based on Grimace [[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
+| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+|-
+|[[foot-long hot daub]]
+|9-17
+|27 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]] outfit*+9 {{element|Hot}}
+*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
 |-
 |[[Hammer of Smiting]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
+*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
 |-
 |[[icy-hot katana]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,219: / Line 1,719: @@
 |-
 |[[kneecapping stick]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 |-
 |[[ninja mop]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
 |[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,238: / Line 1,738: @@
 *4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Hardcore]] reward
+*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
 |-
 |[[vorpal blade]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
 *2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-|-
-|[[ancient stone fist]]
-|85
-|27 Mus
-|1-handed club
-|
-*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]]+20
 |-
 |[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
 *Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 |-
 |[[clockwork sword]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
-*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit|Critical Hit]]
+*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
 |-
 |[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+9
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*(Also lose 5 HP in combat)
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
+*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
 |-
 |[[crowbarrr]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
+|-
+|[[elephant stinger]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|2-handed spear
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
 |-
 |[[flypaper staff]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,298: / Line 1,798: @@
 |-
 |[[frozen nunchaku]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,306: / Line 1,806: @@
 |-
 |[[goblin hunting spear]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed spear
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
 |-
 |[[grass blade]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+|-
+|[[logging hatchet]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|1-handed axe
+|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+|-
+|[[pixel morning star]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|1-handed whip
+|All Attributes +5
 |-
 |[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,331: / Line 1,843: @@
 |-
 |[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
 |-
 |[[savory staff]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
 |-
 |[[savory sword]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
 |-
 |[[severed flipper]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+5
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
 |[[spooky bicycle chain]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,367: / Line 1,879: @@
 *2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 |-
-|[[wholeberd]]
+|[[squeaky staff]]
-|80
+|8-15
-|25 Mus
+|22 Muscle
-|2-handed polearm
+|2-handed staff
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
+|
-|-
-|[[elephant stinger]]
-|75
-|22 Mus
-|2-handed spear
-|
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-*50% chance of poisoning opponent.
-|-
-|[[logging hatchet]]
-|75
-|22 Mus
-|1-handed axe
-|
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
-*Improves lumber drops at [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp]] when equipped
-|-
-|[[pixel morning star]]
-|75
-|22 Mus
-|1-handed whip
-|All Attributes +5
-|-
-|[[squeaky staff]]
-|75
-|22 Mus
-|2-handed staff
-|
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 *[[Monster Level]] +6
 |-
 |[[sword of static]]
-|75
+|8-15
-|22 Mus
+|22 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,411: / Line 1,895: @@
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
 *[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
+|-
+|[[wholeberd]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
 |-
 |[[wiffle-flail]]
-|75
+|8-15
-|22 Mus
+|22 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,422: / Line 1,912: @@
 |-
 |[[25-meat staff]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[flaming cardboard sword]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,437: / Line 1,927: @@
 |-
 |[[flamingo mallet]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[Monster Level]] +4
+*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
 *+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
 |-
 |[[Frost™ brand sword]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,452: / Line 1,942: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +3
 *+3 {{element|Cold}}
+|-
+|[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
+|7-14
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+5 to Familiar Weight
+*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
 |-
 |[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,462: / Line 1,960: @@
 |-
 |[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
 |-
 |[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
 |-
-|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
+|[[slide rule]]
-|69
+|7-13
-|19 Mus
+|17 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
+*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
+|-
+|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
+|7-14
+|19 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
 |-
 |[[BRICKO sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
 |None
 |2-handed club
@@ Line 1,488: / Line 1,994: @@
 |-
 |[[bubblewrap staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,496: / Line 2,002: @@
 |-
 |[[bubblewrap sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,504: / Line 2,010: @@
 |-
 |[[cardboard staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,512: / Line 2,018: @@
 |-
 |[[cardboard sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,520: / Line 2,026: @@
 |-
 |[[dense meat staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
 |[[dense meat sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 |-
 |[[diamond-studded cane]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
-*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit]]s only
+*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
 |-
 |[[eXtreme meat staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
 |-
 |[[eXtreme meat sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
 |-
 |[[flaming crutch]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 | +3 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
 |[[glistening staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,566: / Line 2,072: @@
 |-
 |[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |3-handed spear
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
 |[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
@@ Line 1,580: / Line 2,086: @@
 |-
 |[[muculent machete]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,588: / Line 2,094: @@
 |-
 |[[pair of bolt cutters]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed club
-|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
+|-
+|[[poutine pole]]
+|6-11
+|12 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
 |[[sabre teeth]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
 |-
 |[[styrofoam staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,608: / Line 2,122: @@
 |-
 |[[styrofoam sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,616: / Line 2,130: @@
 |-
 |[[wooden axe]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-|-
-|[[poutine pole]]
-|55
-|12 Mus
-|2-handed staff
-|
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
-*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
 |[[astral bludgeon]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |2-handed club
@@ Line 1,639: / Line 2,145: @@
 |-
 |[[astral mace]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 1,647: / Line 2,153: @@
 *+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
 |-
-|[[Ax of L'rose]]
+|[[Ax of L’rose]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |2-handed axe
@@ Line 1,654: / Line 2,160: @@
 |-
 |[[balloon sword]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
+|-
+|[[Bjorn’s Hammer]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
+*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
 |-
 |[[blammer]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed club
 |
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*3x chance of Critical Hit
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
 |-
-|[[Blunt icepick]]
+|[[blunt icepick]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
-|1-handed club
-| +15 {{element|Cold}}
-|-
-|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
-|50
-|10 Mus
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
+*+15 Cold Damage
-*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
-|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
+|[[boot knife]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
-|1-handed club
+|1-handed knife
-| +20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]
+|None
+|-
+|[[butterfly knife]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
+|-
+|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|Weapon Damage +20
+|-
+|[[deathchucks]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|2-handed flail
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
+*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
 |-
 |[[dripping meat staff]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
 |-
 |[[dripping meat sword]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
 |-
 |[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed club
-|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
+|Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +30
 |-
 |[[Hammerus]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed club
-| +15 {{element|Spooky}}
+|
+*+15 Spooky Damage
 |-
 |[[inflatable baseball bat]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |2-handed club
+|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+|-
+|[[iron dagger]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed knife
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-*Bonus decreases with each use
+*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
+*+5% Item drops from Monsters
 |-
 |[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|
+|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
 |-
 |[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed mace
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
-*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
+*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]’s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
-*Enables the casting of 10-turn [[Turtle Tamer]] buffs (all classes)
+*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
-*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
+*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
 |-
 |[[pestoblade]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,748: / Line 2,282: @@
 |-
 |[[pixel chain whip]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed whip
 |All Attributes +4
 |-
 |[[pixel sword]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,762: / Line 2,296: @@
 |-
 |[[poison pen]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed knife
@@ Line 1,768: / Line 2,302: @@
 |-
 |[[pottery club]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 1,774: / Line 2,308: @@
 |-
 |[[sucker tachi]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
-|1-handed sword
+|1-handed weapon
-|
+|Weapon Damage +10
-*Part of the [[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
-|-
-|[[turtleslinger]]
-|50
-|10 Mus
-|1-handed slingshot
-|
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
-*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
-*'''No longer in game'''
 |-
 |[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 *No longer drops
 |-
 |[[worm-riding hooks]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |2-handed club
 |&nbsp;
 |-
-|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
+|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
-|45
+|4-8
-|7 Mus
+|5 Muscle
-|2-handed flail
+|1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*'''Replaced by [[third-hand nunchaku]] in game'''
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
+*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
 |-
-|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
+|[[Dr. Hobo’s scalpel]]
-|40
+|4-7
-|5 Mus
+|2 Muscle
-|1-handed club
+|1-handed knife
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
-*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*+1 {{element|Stench}}
-*(Also lose 3 HP in combat)
 |-
 |[[dreadlock whip]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed whip
 |
@@ Line 1,829: / Line 2,352: @@
 *+5 {{element|Stench}}
 *[[Monster Level]] +10
+|-
+|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|&nbsp;
+|-
+|[[Gnollish plunger]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|&nbsp;
 |-
 |[[pool cue]]
-|40
+|4-8
 |None
 |2-handed staff
@@ Line 1,837: / Line 2,372: @@
 |-
 |[[rubber axe]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 | +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+|[[sealhide whip]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed whip
+| +25 {{element|Cold}}
+|-
+|[[spooky staff]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
+*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
 |[[starchy staff]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
 |[[starchy sword]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 |-
 |[[suede shortsword]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |&nbsp;
+|-
+|[[weighted paperclip chain]]
+|4-8
+|None
+|2-handed flail
+|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
 |-
 |[[white sword]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
 |-
-|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
+|[[Barney’s rake]]
-|35
+|3-5
-|2 Mus
+|None
-|1-handed knife
+|2-handed polearm
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+*+3 Spooky Damage
-*+1 {{element|Stench}}
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-|-
-|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
-|35
-|2 Mus
-|1-handed club
-|&nbsp;
-|-
-|[[Gnollish plunger]]
-|35
-|2 Mus
-|1-handed spear
-|&nbsp;
-|-
-|[[sealhide whip]]
-|35
-|2 Mus
-|1-handed whip
-| +25 {{element|Cold}}
-|-
-|[[spooky staff]]
-|35
-|2 Mus
-|2-handed staff
-|
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
-*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
 |[[bat whip]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,908: / Line 2,437: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
-|[[cardboard katana]]
+|[[beer-soaked mop]]
-|30
+|3-6
+|None
+|2-handed polearm
+| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+|[[cardboard katana]]
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed sword
@@ Line 1,917: / Line 2,452: @@
 |-
 |[[cardboard wakizashi]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed sword
@@ Line 1,925: / Line 2,460: @@
 |-
 |[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed knife
 |[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
+|-
+|[[electric crutch]]
+|3-6
+|None
+|1-handed staff
+|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
 |-
 |[[evil paper umbrella]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed umbrella
-|[[Monster Level]] +1
+| +1 [[Monster Level]]
 |-
 |[[grave robbing shovel]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+3 {{element|Spooky}}
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
 |-
 |[[halfberd]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed polearm
@@ Line 1,951: / Line 2,492: @@
 |-
 |[[huge mirror shard]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed knife
@@ Line 1,957: / Line 2,498: @@
 |-
 |[[little paper umbrella]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed umbrella
@@ Line 1,963: / Line 2,504: @@
 |-
 |[[obsidian dagger]]
-|30
+|3-6
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
@@ Line 1,972: / Line 2,513: @@
 *+3 {{element|Cold}}
 *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+|[[palm-frond whip]]
+|3-5
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+*Can break in combat
 |-
 |[[parasitic claw]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 1,982: / Line 2,532: @@
 |-
 |[[rattail whip]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,990: / Line 2,540: @@
 |-
 |[[skeleton bone]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 1,996: / Line 2,546: @@
 |-
 |[[spooky stick]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |2-handed staff
 | +2 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
-|[[tail o' nine cats]]
+|[[tail o’ nine cats]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,010: / Line 2,560: @@
 |-
 |[[third-hand nunchaku]]
-|30
+|3-6
-|7 Mus
+|7 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 |-
 |[[trusty torch]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 2,022: / Line 2,572: @@
 |-
 |[[Wand of Nagamar]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed wand
 |&nbsp;
-|-
-|[[palm-frond whip]]
-|25
-|None
-|1-handed whip
-|
-*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
-*Can break in combat
 |-
 |[[wooden stakes]]
-|25
+|3-5
 |None
 |2-handed spear
 |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
+|-
+|[[asparagus knife]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+| +1 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
 |[[basic meat staff]]
-|20
+|2-4
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
 |-
 |[[basic meat sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
 |-
-|[[club of corruption]]
+|[[boning knife]]
-|20
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+| +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
+|-
+|[[club of corruption]]
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+3
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
-*(Also lose 1 HP in combat)
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
+*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
 |-
 |[[dishrag]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,070: / Line 2,623: @@
 |-
 |[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,076: / Line 2,629: @@
 *+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
 *+10 to Familiar Damage
-*Available to [[Turtle Tamer]]s only
-*Quest Item
 |-
 |[[gnauga hide whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,088: / Line 2,639: @@
 |-
 |[[hippo whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
 |[[Monster Level]] +10
+|-
+|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
 |-
 |[[penguin whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,100: / Line 2,657: @@
 |-
 |[[scorpion whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
 |
 *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
-*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
+*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
+|-
+|[[soup-chucks]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|2-handed flail
+| +2 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
 |[[sweet ninja sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed sword
@@ Line 2,114: / Line 2,677: @@
 |-
 |[[tiny ninja sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
+|-
+|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
+*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
+*+2 {{element|Stench}}
+*+2 {{element|Hot}}
+*+2 {{element|Cold}}
+*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
 |[[yak whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-|Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent.
+|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 |-
-|[[asparagus knife]]
+|[[archaeologing shovel]]
-|15
+|1-2
 |None
-|1-handed knife
+|2-handed polearm
-| +1 {{element|Stench}}
+|Allowed digging at [[Bigg’s Dig]]
-|-
-|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
-|15
-|None
-|1-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
-|-
-|[[soup-chucks]]
-|15
-|None
-|2-handed flail
-| +2 {{element|Hot}}
-|-
-|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
-|15
-|None
-|1-handed whip
-|
-*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
-*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
-*+2 {{element|Stench}}
-*+2 {{element|Hot}}
-*+2 {{element|Cold}}
-*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
 |[[bar whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,162: / Line 2,713: @@
 |-
 |[[big stick]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |2-handed staff
@@ Line 2,168: / Line 2,719: @@
 |-
 |[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed flail
 |All Attributes +1
-|-
-|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
-|10
-|None
-|1-handed spade
-| + ???
 |-
 |[[candy knuckles]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed knuckles
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
 *Breaks after 31 combats
+|-
+|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed spade
+| +???
 |-
 |[[chisel]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed knife
@@ Line 2,194: / Line 2,745: @@
 |-
 |[[clown hammer]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 2,200: / Line 2,751: @@
 |-
 |[[clown whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,206: / Line 2,757: @@
 |-
 |[[cool whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,212: / Line 2,763: @@
 |-
 |[[costume sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
 |-
 |[[demon whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,229: / Line 2,780: @@
 |-
 |[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
+*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
-*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
+*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +10
-*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per Adventure
+*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
 |-
 |[[live wire]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
 |-
 |[[pixel whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 2,254: / Line 2,805: @@
 |-
 |[[seal-clubbing club]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed club
@@ Line 2,260: / Line 2,811: @@
 |-
 |[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed sword
@@ Line 2,266: / Line 2,817: @@
 |-
 |[[tiny plastic sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
+|-
+|[[toy taijijian]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|None
 |-
 |[[turtle totem]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed totem
 |&nbsp;
+|-
+|[[twisted-up wet towel]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
 |-
 |[[white whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
+| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
+|-
+|[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
+|0-0
+|None
+|2-handed book
+|Lends Power to Your Words
+|-
+|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
+|N/A
+|None
+|2-handed flail
+|No longer available in game
+|-
+|[[turtleslinger]]
+|N/A
+|None
+|1-handed slingshot
+|No longer available in game
 |-
 |}

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