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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


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! Notes
! Notes
|-
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|[[Great Wolf’s right paw]]
|[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
|30-60
|30-60
|250 Muscle
|250 Muscle
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*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
|-
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|[[Unkillable Skeleton’s restless leg]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|30-60
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|100 Muscle
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*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
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|-
|[[Unkillable Skeleton’s sawsword]]
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|30-60
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|100 Muscle
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
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|[[Byte]]
|[[Byte]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Turtle Tamer]]’s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
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*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
|-
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|[[flamin’ bindle]]
|[[flamin' bindle]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits  
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[freezin’ bindle]]
|[[freezin' bindle]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits  
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[Frosty’s arm]]
|[[Frosty's arm]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Frosty’s nailbat]]
|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman’s whackin’ stick]]
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[octopus’s spade]]
|[[octopus's spade]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
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|[[Ol’ Scratch’s infernal pitchfork]]
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Seal Clubber]]’s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
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*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
|-
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|[[stinkin’ bindle]]
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo’s highest bough]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper’s Vestments]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
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*Regenerate 9-9 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 9-9 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
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|[[Zombo’s shoulder blade]]
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
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*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
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|[[denim axe]]
|[[denim axe]]
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|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
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|[[Maxwell’s Silver Hammer]]
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|17-33
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|67 Muscle
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter’s Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
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*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
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|[[scratch ‘n’ sniff sword]]
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]’s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
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|-
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*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
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|[[vorpal blade]]
|[[vorpal blade]]
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*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
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|[[Ax of L’rose]]
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
|5-10
|5-10
|None
|None
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
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|[[Bjorn’s Hammer]]
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|5-10
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|10 Muscle
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]’s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]’s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
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*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
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|[[Dr. Hobo’s scalpel]]
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|4-7
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2 Muscle
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
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|[[Barney’s rake]]
|[[Barney's rake]]
|3-5
|3-5
|None
|None
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| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
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|[[tail o’ nine cats]]
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|3-6
|3-6
|None
|None
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|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|Allowed digging at [[Bigg’s Dig]]
|Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
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|[[bar whip]]
|[[bar whip]]

Revision as of 17:35, 22 June 2014

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Damage Power Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • +30 Spooky Damage
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife None
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
lead pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife None
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
pitchfork 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +9
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife None
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword

x*(+Damage based on Smithsness)

ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • 3x chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife None
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword None
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem  
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game


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