Monster Compendium (1 to E)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.

1335 HaXx0r  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola

7-Foot Dwarf  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

7-Foot Dwarf  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

7-Foot Dwarf Foreman  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine (semi-rarely)  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

A.M.C. gremlin  Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)  Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

acid blob  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: magic whistle

albino bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: batgut, bat guano  Bounty: pink bat eye

Alphabet Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: heavy D, original G

Angels of Avalon  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake

anglerbush  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: meat stack  Bounty: handful of meatberries

angry bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: none

angry piñata  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: pile of candy

angry raccoon puppet  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing

animated nightstand  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)  Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet  Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop)

animated nightstand  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)  Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit

Anime Smiley  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy  Pickpocket: caret

annoying spooky gravy fairy  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: annoying pitchfork

apathetic lizardman  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: flavorless gruel

Arc-Welding Elfborg  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)  Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Astronomer]] The Astronomer  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

axe handle  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: pine tar

Bailey's Beetle  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead

Baiowulf  Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Talisman of Baio

banshee librarian  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, killing jar

bar  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: bar skin

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=Baron Von Ratsworth]] Baron Von Ratsworth  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

baseball bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit

Bashful, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

BASIC Elemental  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: GOTO

batrat  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

batwinged gremlin  Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)  Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

beanbat  Habitat: Beanbat Chamber  Item Drops: enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Bounty: bean-shaped rock

The Beast with n Ears  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

The Beast with n Eyes  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

Beer Batter  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Beer Bongadier  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

best-selling novelist  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

The Best Carpet Ever  Habitat: Mediocre Trip  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

big creepy spider  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: spider web, spider web  Bounty: drop of filthy ichor

Big Meat Golem  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

blade a-spinning  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: sawblade fragment, sawblade fragment

black adder  Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)  Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin  Quest Items: sunken eyes, bird brain

Black Knight  Habitat: The Black Forest (OLD)  Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword

black panther  Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)  Item Drops: Black No. 2  Bounty: black eye  Quest Items: broken wings, busted wings

black pudding  Habitat: 35% chance to encounter when eating black pudding  Item Drops: black pudding, black pudding

black widow  Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)  Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket

blackberry bush  Habitat: You Found Your Thrill, The Black Forest (OLD)  Item Drops: blackberry, blackberry, blackberry

Blooper  Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel

blur  Habitat: The Oasis  Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond  Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual

Bob Racecar  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team)  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog

The Bonerdagon  Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt  Item Drops: Skull of the Bonerdagon, Chest of the Bonerdagon, rib of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon

bookbat  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper

booty crab  Habitat: after using Cap'm Caronch's Map  Item Drops: None  Quest Items: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty

Booze Giant  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine

borg a-beeping  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: vibrating cyborg knife

Boss Bat  Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair  Item Drops: dense meat stack, batskin belt, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling

bow-making mummy  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

Bowling Cricket  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Brainsweeper  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: disembodied brain

Bread Golem  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: wad of dough

briefcase bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Bounty: important bat file

Bronze Chef  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Brutus, the toga-clad lout  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, wreath of laurels, white class ring

bugbear-in-the-box  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard

bugged bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth  Pickpocket: software glitch

Bullet Bill  Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel

Burly Sidekick  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Burrowing Bishop]] The Burrowing Bishop  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

business hippy  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant  Quest Items: massive bag of catnip

Bustle in the Hedgerow  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

Buzzy Beetle  Habitat: The Fungus Plains, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel

C. H. U. M.  Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels  Item Drops: bottle of sewage schnapps, C.H.U.M. lantern, C.H.U.M. knife, sewer nuggets  Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum

C. H. U. M. chieftain  Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely)  Item Drops: sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown  Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum

C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead

cactuary  Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert  Item Drops: bit-o-cactus, cactus fruit, giant cactus quill, handful of sand

Candied Yam Golem  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: yam candy (below level 5), candied yams (level 5 and above)

carnivorous dill plant  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: dill, dill

Carnivorous Moxie Weed  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: giant moxie weed, giant moxie weed, moxie weed

caveman hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)  Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee  Quest Items: Spanish fly

cavewomyn hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)  Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles  Quest Items: Spanish fly

chalkdust wraith  Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room  Item Drops: handful of hand chalk

chatty pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: None

Chester  Habitat: The Purple Light District: Van, Damn  Item Drops: Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship

Chowder Golem  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: None

claw-foot bathtub  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble, fancy bath salts  Bounty: rusty tap handle

cleanly pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste  Quest Items: rigging shampoo

clingy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: bit of clingfilm

clingy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: bit of clingfilm

Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade

Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

Cloaca-Cola Soldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade  Pickpocket: lucky lighter

cloud of disembodied whiskers  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: shaving cream

The Clownlord Beelzebozo  Habitat: The "Fun" House: Lurking at the Threshold  Item Drops: None  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube  Quest Items: turtle chain (Turtle Tamer only), distilled seal blood (Seal Clubber only), Peppercorns of Power (Sauceror only), high-octane olive oil (Pastamancer only), golden reeds (Accordion Thief only), vial of mojo (Disco Bandit only)

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=Cold Hobo]] Cold Hobo  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

collapsed mineshaft golem  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

completely different spider  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: spider web, spider web

concert pianist  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

confused goth music student  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pocket theremin

conjoined zmombie  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove  Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth

Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

corpulent zobmie  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth

Count Bakula  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely), The VERY Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula

crazy bastard  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired) (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: crazy bastard sword

creamy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay  Quest Items: ball polish

creepy clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube  Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie

crusty hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty hippy jewelry maker  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty hippy Vegan chef  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm

cubist bull  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword  Bounty: non-Euclidean hoof

curmudgeonly pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust  Quest Items: mizzenmast mop

dairy goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese  Bounty: billy idol

dairy ooze  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: mana curds

Danglin' Chad  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=the darkness]] the darkness  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

death ray in a pear tree  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: laser-broiled pear

Decal-Applying Elfborg  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)  Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad

decent lumberjack  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine  Pickpocket: manly bloomers

demonic icebox  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin, ancient meat  Pickpocket: hand grenegg

Demoninja  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants

digital underground dweller  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None

dirty hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

dirty hippy jewelry maker  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

dirty hippy Vegan chef  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix  Quest Items: Spanish fly

dirty thieving brigand  Habitat: The Themthar Hills  Item Drops: None

disease-in-the-box  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, disease

Doc, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

dodecapede  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: clutch of dodecapede eggs

Dopey, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

doughbat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough

Dr. Awkward  Habitat: Dr. Awkward's Office  Item Drops: Drowsy Sword  Quest Items: Staff of Fats  Pickpocket: fumble formula

Drab Bard  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I"

drunk duck  Habitat: The Shady Thicket  Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, boxed wine, duct tape

drunk goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard  Bounty: billy idol

drunken half-orc hobo  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed  Bounty: hobo gristle  Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token

drunken rat  Habitat: Tavern Cellar  Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill  Quest Items: rat whisker

drunken zombie half-orc hobo  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland

dwarvish gnome  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None

Dyspepsi-Cola General  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola Knight  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade  Pickpocket: lucky lighter

Ed the Undying  Habitat: The Lower Chambers  Item Drops: None  Quest Items: Holy MacGuffin

El Diablo  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=El Novio Cadáver]] El Novio Cadáver  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=El Padre Cadáver]] El Padre Cadáver  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Elders of the Gentle Race  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

Electron Submarine  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Elite Beer Bongadier  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

emaciated Knott Yeti  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: yeti fur

empty suit of armor  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear

endangered inflatable white tiger  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Enraged Cow  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

erudite gremlin  Habitat: Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)  Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

Evil Olive  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive

eXtreme cross-country hippy  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda  Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer

eXtreme Orcish snowboarder  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants  Bounty: spent handwarmer  Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer

eXtreme Sports Orcs  Habitat: Orcish Frat House, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee  Quest Items: hang glider