Melee weapons: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 18:13, 7 November 2019

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name	Damage	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
Great Wolf's right paw	30-60	250 Muscle	1-handed claw	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit Weapon Damage +50 Weapon Damage +50% +10% Chance of Critical Hit (SC only)
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed staff	Weapon Damage +40 Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Damage vs. Skeletons +50% Damage vs. Zombies +50% Damage vs. Vampires +50% Damage vs. Werewolves +50 Damage vs. Ghosts +50% Damage vs. Bugbears
groping claw	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed claw	Successful hit weakens opponent. +30 Sleaze Damage
hothammer	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Hot Damage
old dry bone	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed knife	Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed polearm	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
ghast iron cleaver	18-35	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Ghast Iron Gear +15 Spooky Damage +15 Hot Damage
bindlestocking	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +25 On critical: Merry Crimbo!
Bloodbath	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +20
Brimstone Bludgeon	20-40	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Weapon Damage +30 SC's BM reward
Byte	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	Spell Damage +100% +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
cozy scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +50% Makes you a much better diver
cursed cutlass	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Muscle +15
decaying wooden oar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club
dreadful glove	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed knife-glove	Part of the Dreadful Pajamas +5% Chance of Critical Hit Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
duct tape sword	20-39	82 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
El Vibrato energy spear	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed spear	Part of the El Vibrato Relics Can be charged with various effects
fetus-smashing club	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	+200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +10%
fish stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5% Bonus Spell Damage +15%
Flail of the Seven Aspects	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed flail	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +15 Never Fumble Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs Turtle Tamer's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
flamin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Hot Damage Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Cold Damage Does extra Cold Damage on critical hits
Frosty's arm	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed staff	Weapon Damage +30 +30 Cold Damage
Frosty's nailbat	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed club	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Muscle +30% +15% Chance of Critical Hit +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only
garbage sticker	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	+20% Food Drops from Monsters +20% Booze Drops from Monsters +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters +20% Weapon Drops from Monsters +20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters +30% Meat from Monsters
giant turkey leg	20-40	200 Muscle	3-handed club	Weapon Damage +50% Monsters will be more attracted to you.
Ginsu™	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Food Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
halibut	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed fish	+100 Stench Damage +100 Sleaze Damage Moxie -10%
Hodgman's whackin' stick	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +20% On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +20% Maximum HP +300 Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
Meatcleaver	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+35% Meat from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
Mer-kin digpick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	Weapon Damage +30 Allows for mining in the Anemone Mine
Mer-kin dragnet	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed dragnet	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.Muscle +10%Moxie +10%
Mer-kin finpaddle	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	+100% Damage vs. Mer-kin
Mer-kin hookspear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	Combat Initiative +20% Weapon Damage +40 Extracts Meat on critical hits
Mer-kin switchblade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed switchblade	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Muscle +0%-50% Moxie +10%
non-stick pugil stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: Stuns Opponent
octopus's spade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	+5% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +10% Weapon Damage +15
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+40 Hot Damage +10% Chance of Critical Hit
pernicious cudgel	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed club	Slime Hates It +30 Sleaze Damage +10% Chance of Critical Hit
Pigsticker of Violence	20-40	100 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Violent Vestments Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure +10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +60% Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
PVC staff	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +15% +10% Items from Monsters +60 Damage to Cold Spells
rusty piece of rebar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +7% Chance of Critical Hit
skate blade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +5% Devels on hit
skate board	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	All Attributes +10% Damage Reduction: 10
sleazy bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Sleaze Damage Does extra Sleaze Damage on critical hits
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +23 +10% Chance of Critical Hit +20% Physical Damage Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash Seal Clubber's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
slime-covered club	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +50 Damage vs. Slimes +7% Chance of Critical Hit
slime-covered shovel	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +60 +100 Damage vs. Slimes Combat Initiative -10%
soap knife	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
spooky bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Spooky Damage Does extra Spooky Damage on critical hits
Stick-Knife of Loathing	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +200% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
stinkin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Stench Damage Does extra Stench Damage on critical hits
Sword of Procedural Generation	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	Varies player to player
Truthsayer	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	+12 to Monster Level Weapon Damage +40%
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 15-30 MP per adventure
Underworld truncheon	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed club	+10 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights Weapon Damage +20% Muscle +10%
velcro broadsword	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
villainous scythe	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Grimy Reaper's Vestments Slime Hates It x2 Weapon Damage +30% +20% Chance of Critical Hit
White Dragon Fang	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	All Attributes +9% Prismatic Damage +9 Regenerate 9 MP per adventure
Zombo's shoulder blade	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +30% Weapon Damage +30%
cast-iron legacy paddle	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +15 Weapon Damage +10
giant driftwood sculpture	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed flail	Moxie +8 Weapon Damage +15
Bugfinder Blade	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella	18-36	75 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	+15 Stench Damage
oversized pipe	18-35	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +6 Mysticality +6
perforated battle paddle	18-35	72 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +9 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30% SC's HC O reward
unsanitized scalpel	18-36	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	+25 Sleaze Damage
combat fan	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed flail	+3 Prismatic Damage
denim axe	17-34	70 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10
Drowsy Sword	17-34	66 Muscle	2-handed sword	Successful hit weakens opponent Monster Level -10
dwarvish war mattock	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed axe	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster HP
giant foam finger	17-34	70 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed club	Mysticality +10 Weapon Damage +10
pygmy spear	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +7
red-hot poker	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed club	+15 Hot Damage
short-handled mop	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed polearm	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
star staff	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +8
star sword	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +8
antique machete	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5%
black blade	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	+10 Spooky Damage Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Black Armaments +7% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +7
breadchucks	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +10 +10 Hot Damage Can also be used in combat
coal shovel	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Grants skill Shovel Hot Coal +20 Hot Damage
creepy-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Sleaze Damage Player loses 10 HP due to sleaze at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
cyber-mattock	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed axe	+5% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters May break in combat
evil-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Spooky Damage Player loses 10 HP due to spooky at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
fleetwood chain	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5
frigid-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to cold at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
giant cactus quill	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	+7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork	16-31	62 Muscle	3-handed staff	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags +10% Chance of Critical Hit Combat Initiative -10%
giant safety pin	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +10 Successful hit weakens opponent.
half-size scalpel	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +10% Makes you look like a doctor
hot-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to hot at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
nasty-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Stench Damage Player loses 10 HP due to stench at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
pewter claymore	16-31	62 Muscle	2-handed sword	Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +10
trout fang	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15 25% chance of poisoning opponent
batblade	15-29	57 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed polearm?
bugbear-smiting sword	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to Spazworrier Weapon Damage +10 Muscle +10
C.H.U.M. knife	15-30	175 Muscle	1-handed knife	+30 Stench Damage
candy knife	15-30	40 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
club of the five seasons	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
drywall axe	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed axe	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
flaming sword	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+20 Hot Damage +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Never Fumble
giant needle	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed spear	Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +5 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Othello's dagger	15-30	50 Muscle	1-handed knife	+10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick	15-30	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Hot Damage Combat Initiative +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Sets opponents on fire
pipe wrench	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon: Muscle +20
spectral axe	15-30	50 Muscle	1-handed axe	+15 Cold Damage +30 Damage vs. Ghosts
toxic mop	15-30	50 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Toxic Togs +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
vibrating cyborg knife	15-30	55 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +20 3x Fumble Chance
witty rapier	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed sword	Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Cold Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
gatorskin umbrella	14-28	100 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Serious Stench Resistance Weapon Damage +15
hairy staff	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
ram-battering staff	14-27	52 Muscle	2-handed staff	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
ridiculously huge sword	14-28	55 Muscle	3-handed sword	Weapon Damage +12 Muscle +4
Spirit Precipice	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5 +20% Chance of Critical Hit
star stiletto	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5
bad-ass club	13-26	50 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +15 +10 to Monster Level Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
battery-powered drill	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed drill	Spell Damage +100% Maximum HP/MP +50 +10 to Monster Level +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10
crazy bastard sword	13-25	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	An ultra-rare item +6 Extra PvP Fights Weapon Damage +15 +10% Chance of Critical Hit
curmudgel	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed club	Monster Level +8 Weapon Damage +10
Grimacite glaive	13-25	47 Muscle	2-handed polearm	A prize from The Raffle House Weapon Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
hand-carved bokken	13-26	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +15 +5% Chance of Critical Hit
huge mosquito proboscis	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure Maximum HP +20
leechknife	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed knife	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
pitchfork	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +7
shuddersword	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Spooky Damage
smoldering staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
staph of homophones	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
titanium assault umbrella	13-26	50 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5
bone crusher	12-24	45 Muscle	1-handed club	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5 +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
elevenderizing hammer	12-23	11 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +11 Weapon Damage +11
giant cheesestick	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
gummi sword	12-24	45 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +7 +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon	12-23	42 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10 +10 Damage to Hot Spells
lawnmower blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
lupine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	+9 Spooky Damage +9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
old school Mafia knicke½æ	12-23	41 Mysticality	1-handed sword	Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton	12-24	40 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Ceramic Suit Maximum MP +20 Muscle +20% Your Smacks Restore MP
ram stick	12-23	42 Muscle	2-handed staff	Moxie +5
Ruby Rod	12-24	40 Muscle	1-handed rod	Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	Monster Level +10 Monster Level +10 more if wielded with a snake shield
Sword of Dark Omens	12-24	None	1-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +3 Spell Damage +50% All Attributes +5%
two-handed depthsword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword
chrome staff	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
ghostly dagger	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed knife	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Damage Reduction: 11 Weapon Damage -10
hawk	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed saw	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +11 +22% Damage vs. Skeletons
linoleum sword	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
machetito	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Sleaze Damage Moxie +5 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
wicker sticker	11-22	None	1-handed knife	Part of Wicker Wear Weapon Damage +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Is a sweet, sweet knife
asbestos staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5
bamboo bokuto	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword
big stirring stick	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +5
Bonestabber	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +10 Spooky Damage +5 to Monster Level +30% Damage vs. Skeletons
bow staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Part of the Bow Tux Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +3
chocolate cow bone	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+30% Candy Drops from Monsters Candilicious Smacks!
chrome sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Crimbo sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Crimbomination Contraption	10-20	None	2-handed club
depleted Grimacite hammer	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed club	Monster Level +0-25 based on Grimace darkness Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
elf ploughshare	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Maximum HP/MP +30
elven whittling knife	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club	10-20	None	1-handed club	It's very exclusive!
Frankly Mr. Shank	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25% +5 Smithsness Moxie +X% (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness) (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
giant candy cane	10-20	None	2-handed staff	+40% Candy from Monsters
haiku katana	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +50% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Allows use of The 17 Cuts, Falling Leaf Whirlwind, Spring Raindrop Attack, Summer Siesta, Winter's Bite Technique in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	10-20	None	1-handed utensil	Prismatic Damage +5 +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% Eminently Twistable (PM only)
ice sickle	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Monster Level +15 +5 Cold Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
infernal toilet brush	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Stench Damage Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
kiwi beak	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	+25% Food Drops from Monsters +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
knife	10-20	None	1-handed knife	+50% Meat from Monsters Moxie +100% Item disappears at the end of the day
lead pipe	10-20	None	1-handed club	Maximum HP +50 Muscle +100%
lightning rod	10-20	None	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +200% Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Disappears at the end of day
Loathing Legion chainsaw	10-20	None	2-handed chainsaw	Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Loathing Legion hammer	10-20	None	1-handed hammer	Gets the job done Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
madius	10-20	36 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags +7 to Monster Level
Mafia violin case	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle Muscle +20 Weapon Damage +30
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	10-20	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20% +5 Smithsness Muscle +X% (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury. (SC only)
Moonthril Flamberge	10-20	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Luniform Muscle +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
origami riding crop	10-20	None	1-handed crop	+10 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +15% Has a chat effect Cannot equip in Hardcore
papier-mâchéte	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
plastic nunchaku	10-20	10 Muscle	2-handed flail	+3 Prismatic Damage +30% Combat Initiative
Rain-Doh violet bo	10-20	None	2-handed staff	+11 Sleaze Damage Moxie +11
reindeer hammer	10-20	None	1-handed club	All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle	10-20	None	1-handed claw	Successful hit causes bleeding.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	10-20	35 Muscle	3-handed ...weapon	+15% Chance of Critical Hit 3x Fumble Chance
right bear arm	10-20	None	1-handed club	+10% Muscle Weapon Damage +30% Lets you act like a bear
roboduck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
rusted-out shootin' iron	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+10% Meat from Monsters Ranged Damage +50 Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic	10-20	None	1-handed saucepan	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness) Lets you gather more Soulsauce Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
snow shovel	10-20	None	2-handed polearm	All Attributes +10 Weapon Damage +100%
soul knife	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
space needle	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
spiked femur	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+6 Spooky Damage
steel sword	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Moxie +5
stinky cheese sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Stench Damage based on number of adventures stunk up May not be equipped in Hardcore
sugar shank	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +50% Passive Damage on critical Breaks after 30 combats
sugar shillelagh	10-20	None	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +50% Breaks after 30 combats
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4 Combat Initiative +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
Thor's Pliers	10-20	None	1-handed pliers	+4 Stat(s) Per Fight Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure +20% Pickpocket Chance Regular Attacks Can't Miss Allows You to Ply Reality Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only)
time sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
tin foil	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10% +1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Tropical Crimbo Sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Trusty	10-20	None	2-handed axe	Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Work is a Four Letter Sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure +5% Chance of Critical Hit +5 Smithsness Weapon Damage +X (+Damage based on Smithsness)
ancient stone fist	9-17	27 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: 2 Maximum HP +20
Chelonian Morningstar	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed flail	Muscle +11 Never Fumble TT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs Bonus for TTs only
debonair deboner	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +10 +25% Damage vs. Skeletons
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
elegant nightstick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +15
foot-long hot daub	9-17	27 Muscle	2-handed club	Part of the Hot Daub Ensemble +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
Hammer of Smiting	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +16 +7% Chance of Critical Hit SC's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
icy-hot katana	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+8% Chance of Critical Hit
ninja mop	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20 +10% Chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15% SC's HC reward
vorpal blade	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Yendorian Finery +8% Chance of Critical Hit
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed axe	Part of the Mining Gear Successful hit weakens opponent
broken beer bottle	8-15	10 Muscle	1-handed knife
clockwork sword	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 +15% Chance of Critical Hit Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Weapon Damage +9 Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
crowbarrr	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed spear	Muscle +3 50% chance of poisoning opponent
flypaper staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
frozen nunchaku	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3 +3 Cold Damage
giant spider leg	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed club	+10 Sleaze +10% Chance of Critical Hit
goblin hunting spear	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed spear	Weapon Damage +5 +15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
grass blade	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Grass Guise Weapon Damage +5
logging hatchet	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed axe	Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
rusty grave robbing shovel	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
savory staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4
savory sword	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4
severed flipper	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +5 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
spooky bicycle chain	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed flail	+5 Spooky Damage +5% Chance of Critical Hit
squeaky staff	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +6
sword of static	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
swordzall	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +8 Maximum MP +10
wholeberd	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed flail	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
25-meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff
flaming cardboard sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Hot Damage
flamingo mallet	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed club	+4 to Monster Level +5% Meat from Monsters
Frost™ brand sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3 +3 Cold Damage
gnawed-up dog bone	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble +4 Sleaze Damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5
slide rule	7-13	17 Muscle	1-handed sword	Mysticality +5% Combat Initiative +10%
Totally Gay Claymore	7-14	19 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword	6-12	None	2-handed club	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Weapon Damage +6
bubblewrap staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2
bubblewrap sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
cardboard staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3
cardboard sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3
dense meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
dense meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +5 Bonus for DBs only
eXtreme meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7
flaming crutch	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
glistening staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +3 Sleaze Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	6-12	15 Muscle	3-handed spear	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Weapon Damage +3
muculent machete	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2 +5% Meat from Monsters
pair of bolt cutters	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed club	Delevels on hit
poutine pole	6-11	12 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
sabre teeth	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +3
styrofoam sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3
wooden axe	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +3
astral bludgeon	5-10	None	2-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +15% Chance of Critical Hit
astral mace	5-10	None	1-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +5 Extra PvP Fights
Ax of L'rose	5-10	None	2-handed axe
balloon sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Never Fumble Weapon Damage -2
Bjorn's Hammer	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +10 SC's Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
blammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	+7% chance of Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Cold Damage
boot knife	5-10	None	1-handed knife	None
butterfly knife	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +75% +15 to Monster Level
dripping meat staff	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb	5-10	None	1-handed club	Maximum MP +30
Hammerus	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Spooky Damage
high-temperature mining drill	5-10	None	2-handed drill	Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat	5-10	None	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger	5-10	None	1-handed knife	Muscle +3 +10 Spell Damage +5% Item drops from Monsters
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane	5-10	None	1-handed club	+5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed mace	Muscle +7 TT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes) Bonus for TTs only
pestoblade	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 +3 Stench Damage
pixel chain whip	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +4
pixel sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Combat Initiative +15%
poison pen	5-10	None	1-handed knife	75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club	5-10	None	1-handed club	+5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi	5-10	None	1-handed weapon	Weapon Damage +10
toy Crimbot power glove	5-10	None	1-handed knuckles	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit Weapon Damage +15 +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent No longer drops
worm-riding hooks	5-10	None	2-handed club
corrupt club of corruption	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +5 Player loses 3 HP at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
dreadlock whip	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed whip	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Stench Damage Monster Level +10
Gnollish flyswatter	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed club
Gnollish plunger	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed spear
pool cue	4-8	None	2-handed staff	Moxie +3
rubber axe	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed axe	+2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed whip	+25 Cold Damage
spooky staff	4-7	2 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +2 Spooky Damage
starchy staff	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
starchy sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3
suede shortsword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword
weighted paperclip chain	4-8	None	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +12
western-style skinning knife	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +5 +10% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
white sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
amok putter	3-6	None	2-handed club	+9 Hot Damage +9 Cold Damage Combat Initiative +18%
Bananubis's Staff	3-6	None	1-handed	Quest item -6 Luck Raise Skeleton Buddies
Barney's rake	3-5	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Muscle +3
bat whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Spell Damage +10 Monster Level +5
beer-soaked mop	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +3 Weapon Damage +20 more if dual-wielded with a cardboard wakizashi
cardboard wakizashi	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Damage Reduction: 4 gives the cardboard katana 20 more Weapon Damage when dual-wielded
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch	3-6	None	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	+1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
halfberd	3-6	None	1-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger	3-6	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	+3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
palm-frond whip	3-5	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Weapon Damage +30 Can break in combat
parasitic claw	3-6	None	1-handed club	Part of the Mutant Couture Weapon Damage +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with Yuletide Mutations
rattail whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Moxie +5 Monster Level +5
skeleton bone	3-6	None	1-handed club	+1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick	3-6	None	2-handed staff	+2 Spooky Damage
sturdy machete	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Quest item Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Combat Initiative +15% Monster Level +5
third-hand nunchaku	3-6	7 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch	3-6	None	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
trusty whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Quest item, Spelunky only
Wand of Nagamar	3-6	None	1-handed wand
wooden stakes	3-5	None	2-handed spear	Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife	2-3	None	1-handed knife	+1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +1
basic meat sword	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +1
boning knife	2-4	None	1-handed knife	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption	2-4	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +3 Player loses 1 HP at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
dishrag	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+10 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage
gnauga hide whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Gnauga Hides +3% Items from Monsters
hippo whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar	2-3	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +1
penguin whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe	2-4	None	1-handed club	Muscle +2 Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Weapon Damage +13 50% chance of poisoning opponent
soup-chucks	2-3	None	2-handed flail	+2 Hot Damage
space beast fur whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Space Beast Furs Damage Reduction: 5
sweet ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword
tiny ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip	2-3	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
yak whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel	1-2	None	2-handed polearm	Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+2 to Familiar Weight
big stick	1-2	None	2-handed staff
bucket of anniversary lard	1-2	None	1-handed flail	All Attributes +1
candy knuckles	1-2	None	1-handed knuckles	Weapon Damage +25 Breaks after 31 combats
can-you-dig-it?	1-2	None	1-handed spade	+???
chisel	1-2	None	1-handed knife
clown hammer	1-2	None	1-handed club	Squeaky!
clown whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip
costume sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage -10 Combat Initiative +30%
demon whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage
hilarious comedy prop	1-2	None	1-handed club	Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1-2	None	2-handed club	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
lavalarva	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+30 Hot Damage Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) +10 to Monster Level
licorice whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Candiful Crits
live wire	1-2	None	1-handed whip	Weapon Damage +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Mayor Ghost's gavel	1-2	None	1-handed club	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30 +50 Damage vs. Ghosts Grants skill Hammer Ghost
pixel whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	All Attributes +3
rope	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 to Familiar Weight
seal-clubbing club	1-2	None	1-handed club
Spelunker's whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	Part of Spelunker's Gear Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight
sticky hand whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +10% Pickpocket Chance +15% Meat from Monsters
stuffed club	1	None	1-handed club	Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword
tiny plastic sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
toy taijijian	1-2	None	1-handed sword	None
trash net	1-2	None	2-handed polearm	Quest item
turtle totem	1-2	None	1-handed totem	Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms	0-0	None	2-handed book	Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku	N/A	None	2-handed flail	No longer available in game
turtleslinger	N/A	None	1-handed slingshot	No longer available in game

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 [[Melee weapons]], in contrast to [[ranged weapons]], use [[Muscle]] to determine [[Hit Chance]]. Also, melee weapons cannot be [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with ranged weapons.
-{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
+{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
 |- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
 ! Name
-! Power
+! Damage
 ! Req
 ! Weapon<br />Type
 ! Notes
 |-
-|[[antique spear]]
+||[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
-|200
+|30-60
-|85 Mus
+|250 Muscle
+|1-handed claw
+|
+*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
+|-
+||[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
+|30-60
+|100 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
+*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
+|30-60
+|100 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
+*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
+*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
+|-
+||[[groping claw]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed claw
+|
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
+*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+||[[hothammer]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| +50 {{element|Hot}}
+|-
+||[[old dry bone]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| +50 Spooky Damage
+|-
+||[[remorseless knife]]
+|23-45
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| Successful hit causes bleeding.
+|-
+||[[antique spear]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed polearm
 |
 *Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-30%</font>
 *[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 *[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
 *Can break in combat
 |-
-|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
+||[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 30: / Line 86: @@
 *Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
 |-
-|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
+||[[ghast iron cleaver]]
-|200
+|18-35
-|30 Mus
+|72 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
+*+15 Spooky Damage
+*+15 Hot Damage
+|-
+||[[bindlestocking]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
+|-
+||[[Bloodbath]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
+*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[brand new key]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
+|-
+||[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
+|20-40
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
 *[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
 |-
-|[[cursed cutlass]]
+||[[Byte]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
+*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+|-
+||[[cozy scimitar]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*Makes you a much better diver
+|-
+||[[cursed cutlass]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
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 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
 |-
-|[[decaying wooden oar]]
+||[[decaying wooden oar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[dreadful glove]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed knife-glove
+|
+*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
+|-
+||[[duct tape sword]]
+|20-39
+|82 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
+*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
+*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
+||[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed spear
 |
@@ Line 62: / Line 187: @@
 *Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
 |-
-|[[fetus-smashing club]]
+||[[fetus-smashing club]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
-|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
+| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
+|-
+||[[fire axe]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed axe
+| +200 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[fish scimitar]]
+||[[fish scimitar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
 |-
-|[[fish stick]]
+||[[fish stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 84: / Line 215: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
 |-
-|[[flamin' bindle]]
+||[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed flail
+|
+*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
+*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
+*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
+*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
+*Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs
+*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
+|-
+||[[flamin' bindle]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Hot}}
 *Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
 |-
-|[[freezin' bindle]]
+||[[freezin' bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Cold}}
 *Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
 |-
-|[[Frosty's arm]]
+||[[Frosty's arm]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed staff
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
 *+30 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
+||[[Frosty's nailbat]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
+*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
-*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 *+30 {{element|Cold}}
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
-*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
 |-
-|[[halibut]]
+||[[garbage sticker]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
+*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
+*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
+*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
+*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
+*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[giant turkey leg]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|3-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
+|-
+||[[Ginsu™]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+|-
+||[[halibut]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed fish
 |
 *+100 {{element|Stench}}
 *+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
-*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
+||[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 138: / Line 310: @@
 *On Critical: Insanity!
 |-
-|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
+||[[lawn dart]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +300
+*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
+|-
+||[[Meatcleaver]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*+35% Meat from Monsters
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+|-
+||[[Mer-kin digpick]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed axe
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
+|-
+||[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed dragnet
+|
+*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
+|-
+||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
+|-
+||[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
-*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
+*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
 |-
-|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
+||[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
-|2-handed axe
+|2-handed switchblade
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
+*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
-*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
 |-
-|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
+||[[non-stick pugil stick]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
 *On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
 |-
-|[[octopus's spade]]
+||[[octopus's spade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 |-
-|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
+||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+40 {{element|Hot}}
-*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[pernicious cudgel]]
+||[[pernicious cudgel]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|150 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*Slime hates it (+[[ML]] against slimes)
+*[[Slime Hates It]]
 *+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
-*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
+|20-40
+|100 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
+*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
+*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
 |-
-|[[PVC staff]]
+||[[PVC staff]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 199: / Line 423: @@
 *+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
 |-
-|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
+||[[rusty piece of rebar]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[sleazy bindle]]
+||[[skate blade]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|85 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
+*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
+|-
+||[[skate board]]
+|20-40
+|85 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*All Attributes +10%
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
+|-
+||[[sleazy bindle]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
 *+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
 *Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
 |-
-|[[slime-covered club]]
+||[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] against slimes
+*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
-*+25 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
-*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*+20% Physical Damage
+*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
+*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 |-
-|[[slime-covered shovel]]
+||[[slime-covered club]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
+*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[slime-covered shovel]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
-*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] against slimes
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
-*+60 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
+*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[stinkin' bindle]]
+||[[soap knife]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| None
+|-
+||[[spooky bindle]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
-*+25 {{element|Stench}}
+*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
-*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
+*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
+|-
+||[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
+|20-40
+|150 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
+*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
 |-
-|[[spooky bindle]]
+||[[stinkin' bindle]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
-*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
+*+25 {{element|Stench}}
-*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
+*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
+|-
+||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*Varies player to player
+|-
+||[[Truthsayer]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
+|-
+||[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
+*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
+|-
+||[[Underworld truncheon]]
+|20-40
+|150 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
 |-
-|[[velcro broadsword]]
+||[[velcro broadsword]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|85 Mus
+|85 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
 *+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[villainous scythe]]
+||[[villainous scythe]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|150 Muscle
-|1-handed club
+|2-handed polearm
 |
-*Slime really hates it (+[[ML]] against slimes)
-*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
-*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
 *Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
+*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
+*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
+||[[White Dragon Fang]]
-|200
+|20-40
-|200 Mus
+|200 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*All Attributes +9%
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
+*Regenerate 9 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
+|20-40
+|200 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
-|-
-|[[duct tape sword]]
-|195
-|82 Mus
-|1-handed sword
-|
-*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
-*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
-*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
+||[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
-|190
+|19-38
-|80 Mus
+|80 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
+||[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
-|190
+|19-38
-|80 Mus
+|80 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 |-
-|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
+||[[Bugfinder Blade]]
-|180
+|18-36
-|75 Mus
+|75 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 312: / Line 613: @@
 *Awarded to people who find a few bugs
 |-
-|[[goatskin umbrella]]
+||[[goatskin umbrella]]
-|180
+|18-36
-|75 Mus
+|75 Muscle
 |1-handed umbrella
-| +15 {{element|Stench}}
+|  +15 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
-|[[plexiglass pike pike]]
+||[[oversized pipe]]
-|180
+|18-35
-|75 Mus
+|72 Muscle
-|2-handed spear
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
+|-
+||[[perforated battle paddle]]
+|18-35
+|72 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+|-
+||[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
+|18-36
+|75 Muscle
+|2-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
+*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
 *[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
 |-
-|[[lead pipe]]
+||[[unsanitized scalpel]]
-|175
+|18-36
-|72 Mus
+|35 Muscle
-|1-handed club
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+||[[combat fan]]
+|17-33
+|67 Muscle
+|1-handed flail
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
+*+3 Prismatic Damage
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
 |-
-|[[perforated battle paddle]]
+||[[denim axe]]
-|175
+|17-34
-|72 Mus
+|70 Muscle
-|2-handed club
+|2-handed axe
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[Drowsy Sword]]
+||[[Drowsy Sword]]
-|171
+|17-34
-|66 Mus
+|66 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
-*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
+*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-10</font>
 |-
-|[[denim axe]]
+||[[dwarvish war mattock]]
-|170
+|17-33
-|70 Mus
+|67 Muscle
-|2-handed axe
+|1-handed axe
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
+*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*Shows monster HP
 |-
-|[[giant foam finger]]
+||[[giant foam finger]]
-|170
+|17-34
-|70 Mus
+|70 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
+| [[Damage Reduction]]: +3
 |-
-|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
+||[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[pygmy spear]]
+||[[pygmy spear]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+|-
+||[[red-hot poker]]
+|17-33
+|67 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+15 Hot Damage
+|-
+||[[short-handled mop]]
+|17-33
+|67 Muscle
+|1-handed polearm
+|
+*+10 Stench Damage
+*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[star staff]]
+||[[star staff]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
 |-
-|[[star sword]]
+||[[star sword]]
-|165
+|17-33
-|67 Mus
+|67 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
+|-
+||[[antique machete]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
+|-
+||[[black blade]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*+10 Spooky Damage
+*Successful attacks restore some HP
 |-
-|[[black sword]]
+||[[black sword]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
 |-
-|[[giant cactus quill]]
+||[[breadchucks]]
-|160
+|16-31
-|65 Mus
+|62 Muscle
-|1-handed spear
+|1-handed flail
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+*+10 {{element|Hot}}
+*Can also be used in combat
+|-
+||[[coal shovel]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*Grants skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
+*+20 {{element|Hot}}
+|-
+||[[creepy-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[cyber-mattock]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed axe
+|
+*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
+*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+*May break in combat
+|-
+||[[evil-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[fleetwood chain]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed flail
+|
+*Weapon Damage +5
+|-
+||[[frigid-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed club
 |
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Cold}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
-|[[pointed stick]]
+||[[giant cactus quill]]
-|160
+|16-32
-|65 Mus
+|65 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
 |
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
 |-
-|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
+||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
-|155
+|16-31
-|62 Mus
+|62 Muscle
 |3-handed staff
 |
 *Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
+||[[giant safety pin]]
-|150
+|16-31
-|60 Mus
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
+|-
+||[[half-size scalpel]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*Makes you look like a doctor
+|-
+||[[hot-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Cold}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[nasty-ass club]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*+15 [[Monster Level]]
+*+15 {{element|Stench}}
+*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[pewter claymore]]
+|16-31
+|62 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[pointed stick]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+|-
+||[[trout fang]]
+|16-32
+|65 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
+|-
+||[[batblade]]
+|15-29
+|57 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+|-
+||[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm?
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
+||[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
 |-
-|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
+||[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|175 Mus
+|175 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|  +30 {{element|Stench}}
+|-
+||[[candy knife]]
+|15-30
+|40 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
-| +30 {{element|Stench}}
+| None
 |-
-|[[club of the five seasons]]
+||[[club of the five seasons]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 456: / Line 938: @@
 *+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[drywall axe]]
+||[[drywall axe]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
@@ Line 464: / Line 946: @@
 *All Attributes +3%
 |-
-|[[giant needle]]
+||[[flaming sword]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*+20 {{element|Hot}}
+*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+*Never Fumble
+|-
+||[[giant needle]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed spear
-|[[Monster Level]] +5
+| [[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
-|[[grassy cutlass]]
+||[[grassy cutlass]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
 |-
-|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
+||[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
+| Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
 |-
-|[[immense cyborg hand]]
+||[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
+|-
+||[[immense cyborg hand]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+3 {{element|Spooky}}
 *+3 {{element|Stench}}
@@ Line 494: / Line 991: @@
 *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[Radio Free Foil]]
+||[[Othello's dagger]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|60 Mus
+|50 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| +10 [[Othello Skill]]
+|-
+||[[Pener's drumstick]]
+|15-30
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+20 {{element|Hot}}
+*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
+*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
+*Sets opponents on fire
+|-
+||[[pipe wrench]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
+|-
+||[[Radio Free Foil]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 503: / Line 1,022: @@
 **[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
 |-
-|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
+||[[spectral axe]]
-|150
+|15-30
-|55 Mus
+|50 Muscle
+|1-handed axe
+|
+*+15 {{element|Cold}}
+*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
+|-
+||[[toxic mop]]
+|15-30
+|50 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
+*+10 {{element|Stench}}
+*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
+|-
+||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
+|15-30
+|55 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
-*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+|-
+||[[witty rapier]]
+|15-30
+|60 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|  +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
 |-
-|[[witty rapier]]
+||[[broken sword]]
-|150
+|14-27
-|60 Mus
+|52 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
+| Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
+|-
+||[[crowbar]]
+|14-28
+|55 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| [[Combat Initiative]] +25%
 |-
-|[[batblade]]
+||[[frozen seal spine]]
-|145
+|14-28
-|57 Mus
+|55 Muscle
-|1-handed knife
+|1-handed club
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
+|
+*+20 {{element|Cold}}
+*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
-|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
+||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
-|140
+|14-28
-|100 Mus
+|100 Muscle
 |1-handed umbrella
 |
 *Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
-|-
-|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
-|140
-|55 Mus
-|3-handed sword
-|
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
-|-
-|[[broken sword]]
-|135
-|52 Mus
-|1-handed sword
-|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
 |-
-|[[hairy staff]]
+||[[hairy staff]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
 |-
-|[[ram-battering staff]]
+||[[ram-battering staff]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|52 Mus
+|52 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 562: / Line 1,100: @@
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
 |-
-|[[Spirit Precipice]]
+||[[ridiculously huge sword]]
-|135
+|14-28
-|45 Mus
+|55 Muscle
+|3-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
+|-
+||[[Spirit Precipice]]
+|14-27
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
-*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[star stiletto]]
+||[[star stiletto]]
-|135
+|14-27
-|52 Mus
+|52 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+|-
+||[[bad-ass club]]
+|13-26
+|50 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
-|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
+||[[battery-powered drill]]
-|130
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|47 Muscle
-|2-handed sword
+|1-handed drill
 |
-*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+*Spell Damage +100%
-*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
+*Maximum HP/MP +50
+*+10 to Monster Level
+*+10% Meat from Monsters
 |-
-|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
+||[[beaver spear]]
-|130
+|13-25
-|50 Mus
+|47 Muscle
-|1-handed umbrella
+|1-handed spear
-|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[crazy bastard sword]]
+||[[crazy bastard sword]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
-*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
+*+6 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
-*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[curmudgel]]
+||[[curmudgel]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|47 Mus
+|47 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Monster Level]] +8
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[Grimacite glaive]]
+||[[Grimacite glaive]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|47 Mus
+|47 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
 |-
-|[[meatspout staff]]
+||[[hand-carved bokken]]
-|125
+|13-26
-|45 Mus
+|30 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
+|13-25
+|47 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+|
+*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
+|-
+||[[leechknife]]
+|13-25
+|47 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
+*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
+*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[meatspout staff]]
+|13-25
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 627: / Line 1,212: @@
 *+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[pitchfork]]
+||[[pitchfork]]
-|125
+|8-15
-|47 Mus
+|22 Muscle
 |1-handed spear
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
 |-
-|[[shuddersword]]
+||[[shuddersword]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 642: / Line 1,227: @@
 *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
-|[[smoldering staff]]
+||[[smoldering staff]]
-|125
+|13-25
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 651: / Line 1,236: @@
 *+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
 |-
-|[[asbestos sword]]
+||[[staph of homophones]]
-|120
+|13-26
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
+*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
+|-
+||[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
+|13-26
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
+|-
+||[[titanium assault umbrella]]
+|13-26
+|50 Muscle
+|1-handed umbrella
+| Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
+|-
+||[[asbestos sword]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 659: / Line 1,266: @@
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
 |-
-|[[buffalo blade]]
+||[[bone crusher]]
-|120
+|12-24
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|  +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
+|-
+||[[buffalo blade]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 668: / Line 1,281: @@
 *+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[giant cheesestick]]
+||[[elevenderizing hammer]]
-|120
+|12-23
-|45 Mus
+|11 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*All Attributes +11
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
+|-
+||[[giant cheesestick]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 676: / Line 1,297: @@
 *+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
 |-
-|[[linoleum staff]]
+||[[gummi sword]]
-|120
+|12-24
-|45 Mus
+|45 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Muscle +7
+*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
+|-
+||[[half-melted spoon]]
+|12-23
+|42 Mysticality
+|1-handed utensil
+|
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
+*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
+|-
+||[[lawnmower blade]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+|-
+||[[linoleum staff]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 684: / Line 1,327: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
 |-
-|[[two-handed depthsword]]
+||[[lupine sword]]
-|120
+|12-23
-|45 Mus
+|42 Muscle
-|2-handed sword
-|&nbsp;
-|-
-|[[lupine sword]]
-|115
-|42 Mus
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 698: / Line 1,335: @@
 *+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
 |-
-|[[ram stick]]
+||[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
-|115
+|12-23
-|42 Mus
+|41 Mysticality
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
+|-
+||[[porcelain police baton]]
+|12-24
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
+*Maximum MP +20
+*Muscle +20%
+*Your Smacks Restore MP
+|-
+||[[ram stick]]
+|12-23
+|42 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+|-
+||[[Ruby Rod]]
+|12-24
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed rod
+| Used in the [[Future]] quest
 |-
-|[[serpentine sword]]
+||[[serpentine sword]]
-|115
+|12-23
-|42 Mus
+|42 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 712: / Line 1,371: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
 |-
-|[[chrome staff]]
+||[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
-|110
+|12-24
-|40 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
+*All Attributes +5%
+|-
+||[[two-handed depthsword]]
+|12-24
+|45 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[chrome staff]]
+|11-22
+|40 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 720: / Line 1,394: @@
 *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
 |-
-|[[linoleum sword]]
+||[[ghostly dagger]]
-|110
+|11-22
-|40 Mus
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Slight Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+1)
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] -10
+|-
+||[[hawk]]
+|11-22
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed saw
+|
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
+*+22% Damage vs. Skeletons
+|-
+||[[linoleum sword]]
+|11-22
+|40 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 728: / Line 1,420: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
 |-
-|[[asbestos staff]]
+||[[machetito]]
-|100
+|11-22
-|35 Mus
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
+|-
+||[[mannequin leg]]
+|11-22
+|40 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[wicker sticker]]
+|11-22
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*Part of [[Wicker Wear]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
+*Is a sweet, sweet knife
+|-
+||[[asbestos staff]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 736: / Line 1,453: @@
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
 |-
-|[[bamboo bokuto]]
+||[[bamboo bokuto]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[big stirring stick]]
+||[[big stirring stick]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 750: / Line 1,467: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[bow staff]]
+||[[Bonestabber]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
+*+10 Spooky Damage
+*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
+*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
+|-
+||[[bow staff]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+|-
+||[[chocolate cow bone]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
+*Candilicious Smacks!
 |-
-|[[chrome sword]]
+||[[chrome sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 767: / Line 1,502: @@
 *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
 |-
-|[[Crimbo sword]]
+||[[Crimbo sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
+||[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|2-handed club
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed club
 |
@@ Line 783: / Line 1,524: @@
 *Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
 |-
-|[[duck-on-a-string]]
+||[[duck-on-a-string]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[elven whittling knife]]
+||[[elf ploughshare]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
+|-
+||[[elven whittling knife]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| Does extra damage on criticals
+|-
+||[[exclusive club]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*It's very exclusive!
+|-
+||[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
+|10-20
+|None
 |1-handed knife
-|Does extra damage on criticals
+|
+*Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
+*+5 Smithsness
+*Moxie +X%
+*(+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
+*(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
+|-
+||[[giant candy cane]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[haiku katana]]
+||[[haiku katana]]
-|100
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
-*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 *Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
 |-
-|[[ice sickle]]
+||[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
-|100
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed utensil
+|
+*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
+*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
+|-
+||[[ice sickle]]
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed knife
@@ Line 817: / Line 1,600: @@
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
 |-
-|[[Mafia violin case]]
+||[[infernal toilet brush]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+20 {{element|Stench}}
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
+*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[kiwi beak]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
+*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[knife]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
+*Item disappears at the end of the day
+|-
+||[[lead pipe]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +50
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%
+|-
+||[[lightning rod]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed staff
+|
+*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
+*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
+*Disappears at the end of day
+|-
+||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed chainsaw
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
+*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
+|-
+||[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed hammer
+|
+*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
+*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
+|-
+||[[madius]]
+|10-20
+|36 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
+*+7 to [[Monster Level]]
+|-
+||[[Mafia violin case]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
 |-
-|[[origami riding crop]]
+||[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
-|100
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
+*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
+*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
+*(SC only)
+|-
+||[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
+|10-20
+|40 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+|
+*Part of the [[Luniform]]
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
+|-
+||[[origami riding crop]]
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed crop
@@ Line 833: / Line 1,706: @@
 *+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
+*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
-*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
 |-
-|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
+||[[papier-mâchéte]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Weapon Damage +10
+*All Attributes +15%
+*Makes actions more exciting
+|-
+||[[plastic nunchaku]]
+|10-20
+|10 Muscle
+|2-handed flail
+|
+*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
+*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
+|-
+||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*+11 Sleaze Damage
+*Moxie +11
+|-
+||[[reindeer hammer]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*All Attributes +10
+|-
+||[[reindeer sickle]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed claw
+|
+*Successful hit causes bleeding.
+|-
+||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |3-handed ...weapon
 |
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
-*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
+*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
 |-
-|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
+||[[right bear arm]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+10% Muscle
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
+*Lets you act like a bear
+|-
+||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
+||[[rusted-out shootin' iron]]
-|100
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+10% Meat from Monsters
+*Ranged Damage +50
+*Monsters will be less attracted to you.
+|-
+||[[Saucepanic]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed saucepan
+|
+*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
+*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
+*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
+*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
+*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+|-
+||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
+|10-20
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Actual power can vary with player level
-*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
+*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
+|-
+||[[sharpened spoon]]
+|10-20
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| None
 |-
-|[[soylent staff]]
+||[[snow shovel]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*All Attributes +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
+|-
+||[[soul knife]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+| Can harm True Mimes
+|-
+||[[soylent staff]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 868: / Line 1,831: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
 |-
-|[[spiked femur]]
+||[[space needle]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
+*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
+|-
+||[[spiked femur]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
+|  +6 {{element|Spooky}}
+|-
+||[[steel sword]]
+|10-20
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
+*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
+|-
+||[[stinky cheese sword]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
+*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
+|-
+||[[sugar shank]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
+*Breaks after 30 combats
+|-
+||[[sugar shillelagh]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
+*Breaks after 30 combats
+|-
+||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
+|2-handed sword
+| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
+||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[Thor's Pliers]]
+|10-20
+|None
+|1-handed pliers
+|
+*+4 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
+*Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
+*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
+*Regular Attacks Can't Miss
+*Allows You to Ply Reality
+*Regenerates Lightning Power
+*(in [[Heavy Rains]] only)
 |-
-|[[time sword]]
+||[[time sword]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 891: / Line 1,916: @@
 *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
 |-
-|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
+||[[tin foil]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
+*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+|-
+||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
+||[[Trusty]]
-|100
+|10-20
-|35 Mus
+|None
+|2-handed axe
+|
+*Quest item in AoB run
+|-
+||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
+|10-20
+|35 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 *+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
+||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
-|90
+|10-20
-|15 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+*+5 [[Smithsness]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
+*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
+|-
+||[[ancient stone fist]]
+|9-17
+|27 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
+|-
+||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
+|9-18
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 918: / Line 1,978: @@
 *Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
 |-
-|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
+||[[debonair deboner]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+|
+*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
+*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
 |-
-|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
+||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|15 Mus
+|30 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|  +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[elegant nightstick]]
+|9-18
+|30 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Maximum HP +30
+*Maximum MP +15
+|-
+||[[foot-long hot daub]]
+|9-17
+|27 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
+*+9 {{element|Hot}}
+*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
+|-
+||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
+|9-18
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 *[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
 |-
-|[[icy-hot katana]]
+||[[icy-hot katana]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 943: / Line 2,028: @@
 *+3 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[kneecapping stick]]
+||[[kneecapping stick]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+| +8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[ninja mop]]
+||[[ninja mop]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
+||[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
-*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
 *[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
 |-
-|[[vorpal blade]]
+||[[vorpal blade]]
-|90
+|9-18
-|30 Mus
+|30 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
+||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
 |
@@ Line 981: / Line 2,066: @@
 *[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 |-
-|[[clockwork sword]]
+||[[broken beer bottle]]
-|80
+|8-15
-|25 Mus
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+|-
+||[[clockwork sword]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
-*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
-*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
+*[[HP Regeneration|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
+|-
+||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
+*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
 |-
-|[[crowbarrr]]
+||[[crowbarrr]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
+| [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
+|-
+||[[elephant stinger]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|2-handed spear
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
 |-
-|[[flypaper staff]]
+||[[flypaper staff]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 *+3 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
-|[[frozen nunchaku]]
+||[[frozen nunchaku]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 *+3 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[grass blade]]
+||[[giant spider leg]]
-|80
+|8-15
-|25 Mus
+|22 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*+10 [[element|Sleaze]]
+*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
+|-
+||[[goblin hunting spear]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
+|2-handed spear
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
+|-
+||[[grass blade]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+|-
+||[[logging hatchet]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|1-handed axe
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+|-
+||[[pixel morning star]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
+|1-handed whip
+| All Attributes +5
 |-
-|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
+||[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,030: / Line 2,166: @@
 *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
 |-
-|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
+||[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[savory staff]]
+||[[savory staff]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
 |-
-|[[savory sword]]
+||[[savory sword]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
+|-
+||[[severed flipper]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
 |-
-|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
+||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
-|80
+|8-16
-|25 Mus
+|25 Muscle
 |1-handed flail
 |
 *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
-*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
+*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
-|-
-|[[wholeberd]]
-|80
-|25 Mus
-|2-handed polearm
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
 |-
-|[[squeaky staff]]
+||[[squeaky staff]]
-|75
+|8-15
-|22 Mus
+|22 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,072: / Line 2,211: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +6
 |-
-|[[sword of static]]
+||[[sword of static]]
-|75
+|8-15
-|22 Mus
+|22 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
+|-
+||[[swordzall]]
+|8-16
+|25 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Weapon Damage +8
+*Maximum MP +10
 |-
-|[[wiffle-flail]]
+||[[wholeberd]]
-|75
+|8-16
-|22 Mus
+|25 Muscle
+|2-handed polearm
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
+|-
+||[[wiffle-flail]]
+|8-15
+|22 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
 |
@@ Line 1,090: / Line 2,243: @@
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
 |-
-|[[25-meat staff]]
+||[[25-meat staff]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
+||[[flaming cardboard sword]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 *+3 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
-|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
+||[[flamingo mallet]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+|
+*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
+*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[Frost™ brand sword]]
+|7-14
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,114: / Line 2,275: @@
 *+3 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
+||[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+5 to Familiar Weight
+*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
+|-
+||[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
+|7-14
+|20 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,122: / Line 2,291: @@
 *+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
+||[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
 |-
-|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
+||[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
-|70
+|7-14
-|20 Mus
+|20 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
 |-
-|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
+||[[slide rule]]
-|69
+|7-13
-|19 Mus
+|17 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
+*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
+|-
+||[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
+|7-14
+|19 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
+| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
+|-
+||[[BRICKO sword]]
+|6-12
+|None
+|2-handed club
+|
+*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
 |-
-|[[bubblewrap staff]]
+||[[bubblewrap staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,148: / Line 2,333: @@
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
 |-
-|[[bubblewrap sword]]
+||[[bubblewrap sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,156: / Line 2,341: @@
 *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
 |-
-|[[cardboard staff]]
+||[[cardboard staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
 *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 |-
-|[[cardboard sword]]
+||[[cardboard sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 |-
-|[[dense meat staff]]
+||[[dense meat staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
-|[[dense meat sword]]
+||[[dense meat sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 |-
-|[[diamond-studded cane]]
+||[[diamond-studded cane]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,192: / Line 2,377: @@
 *Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
 |-
-|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
+||[[eXtreme meat staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
 |-
-|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
+||[[eXtreme meat sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
 |-
-|[[flaming crutch]]
+||[[flaming crutch]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed club
-| +3 {{element|Hot}}
+|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
-|[[glistening staff]]
+||[[glistening staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,218: / Line 2,403: @@
 *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
+||[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |3-handed spear
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
-|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
+||[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 |-
-|[[muculent machete]]
+||[[muculent machete]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,240: / Line 2,425: @@
 *+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[sabre teeth]]
+||[[pair of bolt cutters]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
+|2-handed club
+| [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
+|-
+||[[poutine pole]]
+|6-11
+|12 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+||[[sabre teeth]]
+|6-12
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
 |-
-|[[styrofoam staff]]
+||[[styrofoam staff]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
 |
@@ Line 1,254: / Line 2,453: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +3
 |-
-|[[styrofoam sword]]
+||[[styrofoam sword]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,262: / Line 2,461: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +3
 |-
-|[[wooden axe]]
+||[[wooden axe]]
-|60
+|6-12
-|15 Mus
+|15 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+|-
+||[[astral bludgeon]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|2-handed club
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
+*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
 |-
-|[[poutine pole]]
+||[[astral mace]]
-|55
+|5-10
-|12 Mus
+|None
-|2-handed staff
+|1-handed club
 |
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
-*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
+*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
+|-
+||[[Ax of L'rose]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|2-handed axe
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[balloon sword]]
+||[[balloon sword]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
 *[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-2</font>
 |-
-|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
+||[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,293: / Line 2,508: @@
 *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
 |-
-|[[dripping meat staff]]
+||[[blammer]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+7% chance of Critical Hit
+*Successful hit weakens opponent.
+|-
+||[[blunt icepick]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+15 Cold Damage
+|-
+||[[boot knife]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+| None
+|-
+||[[butterfly knife]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
+|-
+||[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+| Weapon Damage +20
+|-
+||[[deathchucks]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|2-handed flail
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
+*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
+|-
+||[[dripping meat staff]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
+|-
+||[[dripping meat sword]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
+|-
+||[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+| Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
+|-
+||[[Hammerus]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+15 Spooky Damage
+|-
+||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|2-handed drill
+|
+*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
+|-
+||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|2-handed club
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+|-
+||[[iron dagger]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
+*+5% Item drops from Monsters
 |-
-|[[dripping meat sword]]
+||[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
+|-
+||[[law-abiding citizen cane]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+| +5 Maximum [[Hooch]]
 |-
-|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
+||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed mace
 |
@@ Line 1,315: / Line 2,618: @@
 *Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
 |-
-|[[pestoblade]]
+||[[pestoblade]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,323: / Line 2,626: @@
 *+3 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
-|[[pixel sword]]
+||[[pixel chain whip]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
+|1-handed whip
+| All Attributes +4
+|-
+||[[pixel sword]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
 |
@@ Line 1,331: / Line 2,640: @@
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
 |-
-|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
+||[[poison pen]]
-|50
+|5-10
-|10 Mus
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+| 75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
+|-
+||[[pottery club]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|  +5 {{element|Hot}}
+|-
+||[[sucker tachi]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed weapon
+| Weapon Damage +10
+|-
+||[[toy Crimbot power glove]]
+|5-10
+|None
+|1-handed knuckles
+|
+*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
+*Weapon Damage +15
+*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
+*Allows use of ZAP in combat
+|-
+||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
+|5-10
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed club
 |
@@ Line 1,339: / Line 2,676: @@
 *No longer drops
 |-
-|[[worm-riding hooks]]
+||[[worm-riding hooks]]
-|50
+|5-10
 |None
 |2-handed club
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[dreadlock whip]]
+||[[corrupt club of corruption]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
+*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed knife
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+*+1 {{element|Stench}}
+|-
+||[[dreadlock whip]]
+|4-8
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed whip
 |
@@ Line 1,354: / Line 2,708: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +10
 |-
-|[[pool cue]]
+||[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
-|40
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed club
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[Gnollish plunger]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed spear
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[pool cue]]
+|4-8
 |None
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
+| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
 |-
-|[[rubber axe]]
+||[[rubber axe]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed axe
-| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|  +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+||[[sealhide whip]]
+|4-7
+|2 Muscle
+|1-handed whip
+|  +25 {{element|Cold}}
 |-
-|[[starchy staff]]
+||[[spooky staff]]
-|40
+|4-7
-|5 Mus
+|2 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
+|
+*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
+*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
+|-
+||[[starchy staff]]
+|4-8
+|5 Muscle
+|2-handed staff
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
 |-
-|[[starchy sword]]
+||[[starchy sword]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 |-
-|[[suede shortsword]]
+||[[suede shortsword]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed sword
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[white sword]]
+||[[weighted paperclip chain]]
-|40
+|4-8
-|5 Mus
+|None
-|1-handed sword
+|2-handed flail
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
 |-
-|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
+||[[western-style skinning knife]]
-|35
+|4-8
-|2 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
-*+1 {{element|Stench}}
+*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[white sword]]
+|4-8
+|5 Muscle
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
 |-
-|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
+||[[amok putter]]
-|35
+|3-6
-|2 Mus
+|None
-|1-handed club
+|2-handed club
-|&nbsp;
+|
+*+9 Hot Damage
+*+9 Cold Damage
+*Combat Initiative +18%
 |-
-|[[Gnollish plunger]]
+||[[Bananubis's Staff]]
-|35
+|3-6
-|2 Mus
+|None
-|1-handed spear
+|1-handed
-|&nbsp;
+|
+*Quest item
+*-6 Luck
+*Raise Skeleton Buddies
 |-
-|[[spooky staff]]
+||[[Barney's rake]]
-|35
+|3-5
-|2 Mus
+|None
-|2-handed staff
+|2-handed polearm
 |
-*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
+*+3 Spooky Damage
-*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
+*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
 |-
-|[[bat whip]]
+||[[bat whip]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,426: / Line 2,818: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
-|[[cardboard katana]]
+||[[beer-soaked mop]]
-|30
+|3-6
+|None
+|2-handed polearm
+| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
+|-
+||[[cardboard katana]]
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
 |-
-|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
+||[[cardboard wakizashi]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
-*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
+*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
 |-
-|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
+||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed knife
-|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
+| [[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
+|-
+||[[electric crutch]]
+|3-6
+|None
+|1-handed staff
+| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
+|-
+||[[evil paper umbrella]]
+|3-6
+|None
+|1-handed umbrella
+|  +1 [[Monster Level]]
 |-
-|[[grave robbing shovel]]
+||[[grave robbing shovel]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |2-handed polearm
 |
 *+3 {{element|Spooky}}
-*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
+*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
 |-
-|[[halfberd]]
+||[[halfberd]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed polearm
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
 |-
-|[[huge mirror shard]]
+||[[huge mirror shard]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed knife
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
 |-
-|[[little paper umbrella]]
+||[[little paper umbrella]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed umbrella
-|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
+| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
 |-
-|[[obsidian dagger]]
+||[[obsidian dagger]]
-|30
+|3-6
-|10 Mus
+|10 Muscle
 |1-handed knife
 |
@@ Line 1,485: / Line 2,895: @@
 *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[parasitic claw]]
+||[[palm-frond whip]]
-|30
+|3-5
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
+*Can break in combat
+|-
+||[[parasitic claw]]
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
 |
 *Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
 |-
-|[[rattail whip]]
+||[[rattail whip]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,501: / Line 2,920: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
-|[[skeleton bone]]
+||[[skeleton bone]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
-| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
+|  +1 {{element|Spooky}}
 |-
-|[[spooky stick]]
+||[[spooky stick]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |2-handed staff
-| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
+|  +2 {{element|Spooky}}
+|-
+||[[sturdy machete]]
+|3-6
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+|
+*Quest item
+*Weapon Damage +5
 |-
-|[[tail o' nine cats]]
+||[[tail o' nine cats]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,521: / Line 2,948: @@
 *[[Monster Level]] +5
 |-
-|[[third-hand nunchaku]]
+||[[third-hand nunchaku]]
-|30
+|3-6
-|7 Mus
+|7 Muscle
 |2-handed flail
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
 |-
-|[[trusty torch]]
+||[[trusty torch]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed club
-| +3 {{element|Hot}}
+|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
+|-
+||[[trusty whip]]
+|3-6
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*Quest item, Spelunky only
 |-
-|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
+||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
-|30
+|3-6
 |None
 |1-handed wand
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[palm-frond whip]]
+||[[wooden stakes]]
-|25
+|3-5
 |None
-|1-handed whip
+|2-handed spear
-|
+| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
-*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
-*Can break in combat
 |-
-|[[wooden stakes]]
+||[[asparagus knife]]
-|25
+|2-3
 |None
-|2-handed spear
+|1-handed knife
-|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
+|  +1 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
-|[[basic meat staff]]
+||[[basic meat staff]]
-|20
+|2-4
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed staff
-|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
+| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
 |-
-|[[basic meat sword]]
+||[[basic meat sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
-|5 Mus
+|5 Muscle
 |2-handed sword
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
+|-
+||[[boning knife]]
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed knife
+|  +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
+|-
+||[[club of corruption]]
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
+*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
+|-
+||[[dishrag]]
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|  +3 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
-|[[dishrag]]
+||[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-| +3 {{element|Stench}}
+|
+*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
+*+10 to Familiar Damage
 |-
-|[[gnauga hide whip]]
+||[[gnauga hide whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,580: / Line 3,034: @@
 *+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
 |-
-|[[hippo whip]]
+||[[hippo whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+| [[Monster Level]] +10
+|-
+||[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
+|-
+||[[penguin whip]]
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-|[[Monster Level]] +10
+|  +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[remaindered axe]]
+|2-4
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Muscle +2
+*Weapon Damage +2
 |-
-|[[penguin whip]]
+||[[scorpion whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
+*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
+|-
+||[[soup-chucks]]
+|2-3
+|None
+|2-handed flail
+|  +2 {{element|Hot}}
 |-
-|[[scorpion whip]]
+||[[space beast fur whip]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed whip
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
+*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
-*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
+*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
 |-
-|[[sweet ninja sword]]
+||[[sweet ninja sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed sword
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[tiny ninja sword]]
+||[[tiny ninja sword]]
-|20
+|2-4
 |None
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
+| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
 |-
-|[[yak whip]]
+||[[wumpus-hair whip]]
-|20
+|2-3
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
+|
+*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
+*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
+*+2 {{element|Stench}}
+*+2 {{element|Hot}}
+*+2 {{element|Cold}}
+*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
 |-
-|[[asparagus knife]]
+||[[yak whip]]
-|15
+|2-4
 |None
-|1-handed knife
+|1-handed whip
-| +1 {{element|Stench}}
+| [[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
 |-
-|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
+||[[archaeologing shovel]]
-|15
+|1-2
 |None
-|1-handed sword
+|2-handed polearm
-|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
+| Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
 |-
-|[[bar whip]]
+||[[bar whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
+|  +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
 |-
-|[[big stick]]
+||[[big stick]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |2-handed staff
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
+||[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed flail
-|All Attributes +1
+| All Attributes +1
+|-
+||[[candy knuckles]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed knuckles
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
+*Breaks after 31 combats
+|-
+||[[can-you-dig-it?]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed spade
+|  +???
 |-
-|[[chisel]]
+||[[chisel]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed knife
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[clown hammer]]
+||[[clown hammer]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed club
-|Squeaky!
+| Squeaky!
 |-
-|[[clown whip]]
+||[[clown whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
+| So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
 |-
-|[[cool whip]]
+||[[cool whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-|&nbsp;
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[costume sword]]
+||[[costume sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed sword
 |
-*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-10</font>
 *[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
 |-
-|[[demon whip]]
+||[[demon whip]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
@@ Line 1,689: / Line 3,191: @@
 *+3 {{element|Stench}}
 |-
-|[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
+||[[hilarious comedy prop]]
-|10
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
+|-
+||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
+|1-2
 |None
 |2-handed club
 |
-*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
+*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
-*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
+*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
-*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
+*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
-*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
 *Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
 |-
-|[[seal-clubbing club]]
+||[[lavalarva]]
-|10
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*+30 {{element|Hot}}
+*Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
+*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
+|-
+||[[licorice whip]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*+5% Chance of Critical Hit
+*Candiful Crits
+|-
+||[[live wire]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
+*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
+|-
+||[[Mayor Ghost's gavel]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed club
+|
+*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
+*Weapon Damage +30
+*+50 Damage vs. Ghosts
+*Grants skill [[Hammer Ghost]]
+|-
+||[[pixel whip]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+| All Attributes +3
+|-
+||[[rope]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+*+10 to Familiar Weight
+|-
+||[[seal-clubbing club]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed club
+| &nbsp;
+|-
+||[[Spelunker's whip]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*Part of [[Spelunker's Gear]]
+*Weapon Damage +25%
+*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+*+5 to Familiar Weight
+|-
+||[[sticky hand whip]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+|
+*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
+*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
+*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
+|-
+||[[stuffed club]]
+|1
 |None
 |1-handed club
-|&nbsp;
+|
+*Replaces sound effects
 |-
-|[[tiny plastic sword]]
+||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed sword
-|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
+| &nbsp;
 |-
-|[[white whip]]
+||[[tiny plastic sword]]
-|10
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
+|-
+||[[toy taijijian]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed sword
+| None
+|-
+||[[trash net]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|2-handed polearm
+|
+*Quest item
+|-
+||[[turtle totem]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed totem
+|
+*Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
+|-
+||[[twisted-up wet towel]]
+|1-2
+|None
+|1-handed whip
+| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
+|-
+||[[white whip]]
+|1-2
 |None
 |1-handed whip
-| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
+|  +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
+|-
+||[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
+|0-0
+|None
+|2-handed book
+| Lends Power to Your Words
+|-
+||[[gnollish nunchaku]]
+|N/A
+|None
+|2-handed flail
+| No longer available in game
+|-
+||[[turtleslinger]]
+|N/A
+|None
+|1-handed slingshot
+| No longer available in game
 |-
 |}

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