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[[Melee weapons]], in contrast to [[ranged weapons]], use [[Muscle]] to determine [[Hit Chance]]. Also, melee weapons cannot be [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with ranged weapons.
[[Melee weapons]], in contrast to [[ranged weapons]], use [[Muscle]] to determine [[Hit Chance]]. Also, melee weapons cannot be [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with ranged weapons.


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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Name
! Power
! Damage
! Req
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[antique spear]]
||[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
|200
|30-60
|85 Mus
|250 Muscle
|1-handed claw
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
||[[groping claw]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed claw
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[hothammer]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
| +50 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[old dry bone]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
| +50 Spooky Damage
|-
||[[remorseless knife]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
||[[antique spear]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
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*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|-
|[[brand new key]]
||[[ghast iron cleaver]]
|200
|18-35
|85 Mus
|72 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+15 Hot Damage
|-
||[[bindlestocking]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
||[[Bloodbath]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[brand new key]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
||[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|20-40
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
||[[Byte]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
||[[cozy scimitar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[cursed cutlass]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|-
|[[decaying wooden oar]]
||[[decaying wooden oar]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[dreadful glove]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed knife-glove
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
||[[duct tape sword]]
|200
|20-39
|200 Mus
|82 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|
|
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*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
||[[fetus-smashing club]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
|-
|[[fish scimitar]]
||[[fire axe]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[fish scimitar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[fish stick]]
||[[fish stick]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
||[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Muscle +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*Never Fumble
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[flamin' bindle]]
||[[flamin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[freezin' bindle]]
||[[freezin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's arm]]
||[[Frosty's arm]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed staff
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
||[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
|-
|-
|[[halibut]]
||[[garbage sticker]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[giant turkey leg]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|3-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
|-
||[[Ginsu™]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
||[[halibut]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|2-handed fish
|
|
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
||[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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*On Critical: Insanity!
*On Critical: Insanity!
|-
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
||[[lawn dart]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +300
*Can also be used as a combat item
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
||[[Meatcleaver]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+35% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
||[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
|-
||[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed dragnet
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
|-
||[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
||[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed switchblade
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
||[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
||[[octopus's spade]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
||[[pernicious cudgel]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Mus
|150 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|100 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
|-
||[[PVC staff]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
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*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
||[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[skate blade]]
||[[skate blade]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent.]]
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
|-
|-
|[[skate board]]
||[[skate board]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
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*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
||[[sleazy bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
||[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*Muscle +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*Never Fumble
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered club]]
||[[slime-covered club]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] against slimes
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+25 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*x3 [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
||[[slime-covered shovel]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] against slimes
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*+60 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[soap knife]]
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| None
|-
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
||[[spooky bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
||[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
|-
|-
|[[spooky bindle]]
||[[stinkin' bindle]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
|-
||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Varies player to player
|-
||[[Truthsayer]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
||[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Underworld truncheon]]
||[[Underworld truncheon]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Mus
|150 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[velcro broadsword]]
||[[velcro broadsword]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Mus
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
||[[villainous scythe]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Mus
|150 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
|-
|-
|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
||[[White Dragon Fang]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*All Attributes +9%
*Mysticality +15
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*+50% Food Drops from Monsters
*Regenerate 9 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Combat Initiative +40%
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Mus
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|195
|82 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
||[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Mus
|80 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
||[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|190
|19-38
|80 Mus
|80 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Mus
|75 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
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*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
||[[goatskin umbrella]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Mus
|75 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[oversized pipe]]
|18-35
|72 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
||[[perforated battle paddle]]
|18-35
|72 Muscle
|2-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
||[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|180
|18-36
|75 Mus
|75 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
||[[unsanitized scalpel]]
|175
|18-36
|72 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
||[[combat fan]]
|175
|17-33
|72 Mus
|67 Muscle
|2-handed club
|1-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|171
|66 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*+3 Prismatic Damage
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[denim axe]]
||[[denim axe]]
|170
|17-34
|70 Mus
|70 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
||[[Drowsy Sword]]
|170
|17-34
|70 Mus
|66 Muscle
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
||[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|1-handed axe
|
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Reveals opponent HP
*Shows monster HP
|-
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
||[[giant foam finger]]
|165
|17-34
|67 Mus
|70 Muscle
|1-handed club
| [[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
||[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
||[[pygmy spear]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
||[[red-hot poker]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Hot Damage
|-
||[[short-handled mop]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed polearm
|
*+10 Stench Damage
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[star staff]]
||[[star staff]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star sword]]
||[[star sword]]
|165
|17-33
|67 Mus
|67 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|-
|[[black sword]]
||[[antique machete]]
|160
|16-31
|65 Mus
|62 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
||[[black blade]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*+10 Spooky Damage
*Successful attacks restore some HP
|-
||[[black sword]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
||[[breadchucks]]
|160
|16-31
|65 Mus
|62 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*Can also be used in combat
|-
||[[coal shovel]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Grants skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[creepy-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[cyber-mattock]]
||[[cyber-mattock]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*May break in combat
*May break in combat
|-
|-
|[[evil-ass club]]
||[[evil-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[frigid-ass club]]
||[[fleetwood chain]]
|160
|16-31
|65 Mus
|62 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
||[[frigid-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
||[[giant cactus quill]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|160
|16-31
|65 Mus
|62 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[giant safety pin]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
||[[half-size scalpel]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*Makes you look like a doctor
|-
||[[hot-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
||[[nasty-ass club]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*(Also lose 10 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[pewter claymore]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
||[[pointed stick]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[trout fang]]
||[[trout fang]]
|160
|16-32
|65 Mus
|65 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Weapon Damage +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*25% chance of poisoning opponent
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
||[[batblade]]
|155
|15-29
|62 Mus
|57 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
||[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|2-handed polearm?
|2-handed polearm?
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
||[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
||[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|150
|15-30
|175 Mus
|175 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|  +30 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[candy knife]]
|15-30
|40 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
| None
|-
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
||[[club of the five seasons]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
||[[drywall axe]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
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*All Attributes +3%
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
||[[flaming sword]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Never Fumble
|-
||[[giant needle]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|[[Monster Level]] +5
| [[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
||[[grassy cutlass]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
||[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Successful hit weakens opponent
|-
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
||[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
||[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
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*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[pipe wrench]]
||[[Othello's dagger]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|50 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| +10 [[Othello Skill]]
|-
||[[Pener's drumstick]]
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*Sets opponents on fire
|-
||[[pipe wrench]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
||[[Radio Free Foil]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
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**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
||[[spectral axe]]
|150
|15-30
|55 Mus
|50 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
|-
||[[toxic mop]]
|15-30
|50 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|15-30
|55 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
||[[witty rapier]]
|150
|15-30
|60 Mus
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|-
|-
|[[batblade]]
||[[broken sword]]
|145
|14-27
|57 Mus
|52 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
| Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[crowbar]]
||[[crowbar]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Mus
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| [[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*Combat Initiative +25%
|-
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
||[[frozen seal spine]]
|140
|14-28
|55 Mus
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|140
|14-28
|100 Mus
|100 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|140
|55 Mus
|3-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
||[[hairy staff]]
|135
|14-27
|52 Mus
|45 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|135
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
||[[ram-battering staff]]
|135
|14-27
|52 Mus
|52 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
||[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|135
|14-28
|45 Mus
|55 Muscle
|3-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
||[[Spirit Precipice]]
|14-27
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
||[[star stiletto]]
|135
|14-27
|52 Mus
|52 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
||[[bad-ass club]]
|130
|13-26
|50 Mus
|50 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
||[[battery-powered drill]]
|130
|13-25
|45 Mus
|47 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|1-handed drill
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*Spell Damage +100%
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*+10 to Monster Level
*+10% Meat from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
||[[beaver spear]]
|130
|13-25
|50 Mus
|47 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed spear
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
||[[crazy bastard sword]]
|125
|13-25
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+6 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
||[[curmudgel]]
|125
|13-25
|47 Mus
|47 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
||[[Grimacite glaive]]
|125
|13-25
|47 Mus
|47 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
||[[hand-carved bokken]]
|125
|13-26
|45 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
||[[leechknife]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[meatspout staff]]
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 830: Line 1,212:
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
||[[pitchfork]]
|125
|8-15
|47 Mus
|22 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
||[[shuddersword]]
|125
|13-25
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 845: Line 1,227:
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
||[[smoldering staff]]
|125
|13-25
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 854: Line 1,236:
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
||[[staph of homophones]]
|120
|13-26
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
||[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
||[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|13-26
|50 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
| Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
||[[asbestos sword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 862: Line 1,266:
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
||[[bone crusher]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[buffalo blade]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 871: Line 1,281:
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
||[[elevenderizing hammer]]
|120
|12-23
|45 Mus
|11 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
||[[giant cheesestick]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 879: Line 1,297:
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
||[[gummi sword]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Muscle +7
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
|-
||[[half-melted spoon]]
|12-23
|42 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
||[[lawnmower blade]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Weapon Damage +15
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
||[[linoleum staff]]
|120
|12-24
|45 Mus
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 894: Line 1,327:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
||[[lupine sword]]
|120
|12-23
|40 Mus
|42 Muscle
|1-handed rod
|Quest item
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|120
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|117
|41 Mys
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Ranged Damage +27
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
|-
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
||[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|115
|12-23
|42 Mus
|41 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
||[[porcelain police baton]]
|12-24
|40 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*Maximum MP +20
*Muscle +20%
*Your Smacks Restore MP
|-
|-
|[[ram stick]]
||[[ram stick]]
|115
|12-23
|42 Mus
|42 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[Ruby Rod]]
|12-24
|40 Muscle
|1-handed rod
| Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
||[[serpentine sword]]
|115
|12-23
|42 Mus
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 935: Line 1,371:
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
||[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
|110
|12-24
|40 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*All Attributes +5%
|-
||[[two-handed depthsword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[chrome staff]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 943: Line 1,394:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[linoleum sword]]
||[[ghostly dagger]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Slight Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+1)
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] -10
|-
||[[hawk]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|1-handed saw
|
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
*+22% Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[linoleum sword]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 951: Line 1,420:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[machetito]]
||[[machetito]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*Weapon Damage +9
|-
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
||[[mannequin leg]]
|110
|11-22
|40 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
||[[wicker sticker]]
|100
|11-22
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of [[Wicker Wear]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*Is a sweet, sweet knife
|-
||[[asbestos staff]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 975: Line 1,453:
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
||[[bamboo bokuto]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[big stirring stick]]
||[[big stirring stick]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 989: Line 1,467:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bow staff]]
||[[Bonestabber]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
*+10 Spooky Damage
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[bow staff]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
||[[chocolate cow bone]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
*Candilicious Smacks!
|-
||[[chrome sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,006: Line 1,502:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
||[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|35 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
||[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
Line 1,028: Line 1,524:
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
|-
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
||[[duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[elven whittling knife]]
||[[elf ploughshare]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
||[[elven whittling knife]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| Does extra damage on criticals
|-
||[[exclusive club]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*It's very exclusive!
|-
||[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|Does extra damage on criticals
|
*Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
*+5 Smithsness
*Moxie +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
*(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
|-
|-
|[[haiku katana]]
||[[giant candy cane]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|2-handed staff
|
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
|-
||[[haiku katana]]
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
||[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
|-
||[[ice sickle]]
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
Line 1,062: Line 1,600:
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
||[[infernal toilet brush]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[kiwi beak]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
||[[knife]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
*Item disappears at the end of the day
|-
||[[lead pipe]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +50
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%
|-
||[[lightning rod]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Disappears at the end of day
|-
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed hammer
|
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[madius]]
|10-20
|36 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*+7 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[Mafia violin case]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
||[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
*(SC only)
|-
||[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|10-20
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
||[[origami riding crop]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed crop
|1-handed crop
Line 1,087: Line 1,706:
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
||[[papier-mâchéte]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Weapon Damage +10
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
||[[plastic nunchaku]]
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
|-
||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed staff
|
*+11 Sleaze Damage
*Moxie +11
|-
||[[reindeer hammer]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*All Attributes +10
|-
||[[reindeer sickle]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed claw
|
*Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|3-handed ...weapon
|3-handed ...weapon
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
||[[right bear arm]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Muscle
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
||[[rusted-out shootin' iron]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Ranged Damage +50
*Monsters will be less attracted to you.
|-
||[[Saucepanic]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
||[[sharpened spoon]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| None
|-
||[[snow shovel]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*All Attributes +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
||[[soul knife]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed knife
| Can harm True Mimes
|-
||[[soylent staff]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,122: Line 1,831:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
||[[space needle]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
|-
||[[spiked femur]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[steel sword]]
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
||[[stinky cheese sword]]
|100
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
Line 1,136: Line 1,862:
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[sugar shank]]
||[[sugar shank]]
|100
|10-20
|&nbsp;
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Passive Damage|Cause Opponent to Bleed]]
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
|100
|10-20
|&nbsp;
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
Line 1,153: Line 1,879:
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
||[[Thor's Pliers]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed pliers
|
*+4 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*Regular Attacks Can't Miss
*Allows You to Ply Reality
*Regenerates Lightning Power
*(in [[Heavy Rains]] only)
|-
||[[time sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,170: Line 1,916:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
||[[tin foil]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
||[[Trusty]]
|100
|10-20
|35 Mus
|None
|2-handed axe
|
*Quest item in AoB run
|-
||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
|90
|10-20
|15 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
|-
||[[ancient stone fist]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|9-18
|15 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
Line 1,197: Line 1,978:
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
||[[debonair deboner]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|90
|9-18
|15 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[elegant nightstick]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Maximum HP +30
*Maximum MP +15
|-
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|9-18
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
||[[icy-hot katana]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,222: Line 2,028:
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
||[[kneecapping stick]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| +8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
||[[ninja mop]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
||[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
||[[vorpal blade]]
|90
|9-18
|30 Mus
|30 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
|85
|27 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]]+20
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|
|
Line 1,268: Line 2,066:
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
||[[broken beer bottle]]
|80
|8-15
|25 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
|-
||[[clockwork sword]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+9
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*(Also lose 5 HP in combat)
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
||[[crowbarrr]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
| [[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
||[[elephant stinger]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
||[[flypaper staff]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
||[[frozen nunchaku]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
||[[giant spider leg]]
|80
|8-15
|25 Mus
|22 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*+10 [[element|Sleaze]]
*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|
|
Line 1,317: Line 2,137:
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
||[[grass blade]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
||[[logging hatchet]]
|80
|8-15
|25 Mus
|22 Muscle
|1-handed axe
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[pixel morning star]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed whip
| All Attributes +5
|-
||[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,334: Line 2,166:
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
||[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[savory staff]]
||[[savory staff]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
||[[savory sword]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|-
|[[severed flipper]]
||[[severed flipper]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|80
|8-16
|25 Mus
|25 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
||[[squeaky staff]]
|80
|8-15
|25 Mus
|22 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
|75
|22 Mus
|2-handed spear
|
*Muscle +3
*50% chance of poisoning opponent.
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
|75
|22 Mus
|1-handed whip
|
*All Attributes +5
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
|75
|22 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,400: Line 2,211:
*[[Monster Level]] +6
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
|[[sword of static]]
||[[sword of static]]
|75
|8-15
|22 Mus
|22 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
||[[swordzall]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*Maximum MP +10
|-
||[[wholeberd]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
||[[wiffle-flail]]
|75
|8-15
|22 Mus
|22 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|
|
Line 1,418: Line 2,243:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
||[[25-meat staff]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
||[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[flamingo mallet]]
||[[flamingo mallet]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*+4 to Monster Level
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% Meat from Monsters
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
||[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,450: Line 2,275:
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
||[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+5 to Familiar Weight
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
||[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,458: Line 2,291:
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
||[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|70
|7-14
|20 Mus
|20 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[slide rule]]
|7-13
|17 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
||[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|69
|7-14
|19 Mus
|19 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO sword]]
||[[BRICKO sword]]
|60
|6-12
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*Weapon Damage +6
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
||[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,492: Line 2,333:
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
||[[bubblewrap sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,500: Line 2,341:
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
||[[cardboard staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
||[[cardboard sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
||[[dense meat staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
||[[dense meat sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
||[[diamond-studded cane]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,536: Line 2,377:
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
||[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
||[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[flaming crutch]]
||[[flaming crutch]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
||[[glistening staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,562: Line 2,403:
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
||[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|3-handed spear
|3-handed spear
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
||[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
||[[muculent machete]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,584: Line 2,425:
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[pair of bolt cutters]]
||[[pair of bolt cutters]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
| [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
||[[poutine pole]]
|6-11
|12 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
||[[sabre teeth]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
||[[styrofoam staff]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
Line 1,604: Line 2,453:
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
||[[styrofoam sword]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,612: Line 2,461:
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
||[[wooden axe]]
|60
|6-12
|15 Mus
|15 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|55
|12 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[astral bludgeon]]
||[[astral bludgeon]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[astral mace]]
||[[astral mace]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
||[[Ax of L'rose]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
||[[balloon sword]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
||[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,667: Line 2,508:
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
||[[blammer]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+7% chance of Critical Hit
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
||[[blunt icepick]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Cold Damage
|-
||[[boot knife]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
| None
|-
||[[butterfly knife]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
||[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| Weapon Damage +20
|-
||[[deathchucks]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[dripping meat staff]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
||[[dripping meat sword]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
||[[Hammerus]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Spooky Damage
|-
||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed drill
|
*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
|-
|-
|[[inflatable baseball bat]]
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
||[[iron dagger]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Weapon Damage +30
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Bonus decreases with each use
*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
*+5% Item drops from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
||[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Muscle +5
|-
||[[law-abiding citizen cane]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| +5 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed mace
|1-handed mace
|
|
Line 1,704: Line 2,618:
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
||[[pestoblade]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,712: Line 2,626:
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[pixel chain whip]]
||[[pixel chain whip]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
| All Attributes +4
*All Attributes +4
|-
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
||[[pixel sword]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
Line 1,727: Line 2,640:
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[poison pen]]
||[[poison pen]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
| 75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[pottery club]]
||[[pottery club]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 Hot Damage
|-
||[[sucker tachi]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed weapon
| Weapon Damage +10
|-
|-
|[[turtleslinger]]
||[[toy Crimbot power glove]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|None
|1-handed slingshot
|1-handed knuckles
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+7
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
*Weapon Damage +15
*'''No longer in game'''
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of ZAP in combat
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|50
|5-10
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
Line 1,757: Line 2,676:
*No longer drops
*No longer drops
|-
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
||[[worm-riding hooks]]
|50
|5-10
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
||[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|45
|4-8
|7 Mus
|5 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*'''Replaced by [[third-hand nunchaku]] in game'''
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|40
|4-7
|5 Mus
|2 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*(Also lose 3 HP in combat)
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
||[[dreadlock whip]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
Line 1,789: Line 2,708:
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[pool cue]]
||[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|40
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Gnollish plunger]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed spear
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[pool cue]]
|4-8
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
||[[rubber axe]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[sealhide whip]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|  +25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[spooky staff]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
||[[starchy staff]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
||[[starchy sword]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
||[[suede shortsword]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[white sword]]
||[[weighted paperclip chain]]
|40
|4-8
|5 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|2-handed flail
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
||[[western-style skinning knife]]
|35
|4-8
|2 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
||[[white sword]]
|35
|4-8
|2 Mus
|5 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
||[[amok putter]]
|35
|3-6
|2 Mus
|None
|1-handed spear
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*+9 Hot Damage
*+9 Cold Damage
*Combat Initiative +18%
|-
|-
|[[sealhide whip]]
||[[Bananubis's Staff]]
|35
|3-6
|2 Mus
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed
|
|
*+25 Cold Damage
*Quest item
*-6 Luck
*Raise Skeleton Buddies
|-
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
||[[Barney's rake]]
|35
|3-5
|2 Mus
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 Spooky Damage
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
||[[bat whip]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 1,868: Line 2,818:
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
||[[beer-soaked mop]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|2-handed polearm
| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[cardboard katana]]
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
||[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
| [[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
||[[electric crutch]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|1-handed staff
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
||[[evil paper umbrella]]
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Monster Level]] +1
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
||[[grave robbing shovel]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
||[[halfberd]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
||[[huge mirror shard]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
||[[little paper umbrella]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
||[[obsidian dagger]]
|30
|3-6
|10 Mus
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
Line 1,933: Line 2,895:
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[parasitic claw]]
||[[palm-frond whip]]
|30
|3-5
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
||[[parasitic claw]]
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
||[[rattail whip]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 1,949: Line 2,920:
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
||[[skeleton bone]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
||[[spooky stick]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
||[[sturdy machete]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Quest item
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
||[[tail o' nine cats]]
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 1,969: Line 2,948:
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[third-hand nunchaku]]
||[[third-hand nunchaku]]
|30
|3-6
|7 Mus
|7 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[trusty torch]]
||[[trusty torch]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
||[[trusty whip]]
|30
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
|-
||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|3-6
|None
|None
|1-handed wand
|1-handed wand
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
||[[wooden stakes]]
|25
|3-5
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|2-handed spear
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
||[[asparagus knife]]
|25
|2-3
|None
|None
|2-handed spear
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
||[[basic meat staff]]
|20
|2-4
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
||[[basic meat sword]]
|20
|2-4
|5 Mus
|5 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
||[[boning knife]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|1-handed knife
|  +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[club of corruption]]
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]]+3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
*(Also lose 1 HP in combat)
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
||[[dishrag]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
||[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*+10 to Familiar Weight
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*Quest Item
|-
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
||[[gnauga hide whip]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 2,046: Line 3,034:
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
||[[hippo whip]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level]] +10
| [[Monster Level]] +10
|-
||[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
||[[penguin whip]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
||[[remaindered axe]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*Muscle +2
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
*Weapon Damage +2
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
||[[scorpion whip]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
||[[soup-chucks]]
|20
|2-3
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|2-handed flail
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[yak whip]]
||[[space beast fur whip]]
|20
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
||[[sweet ninja sword]]
|15
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
||[[tiny ninja sword]]
|15
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
||[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|15
|2-3
|None
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|15
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 2,114: Line 3,106:
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
||[[yak whip]]
|10
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| [[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
||[[archaeologing shovel]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
| Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
|-
||[[bar whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
||[[big stick]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
||[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|All Attributes +1
| All Attributes +1
|-
|-
|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
||[[candy knuckles]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed spade
|1-handed knuckles
|
|
*+ ???
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|-
|[[candy knuckles]]
||[[can-you-dig-it?]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|1-handed spade
|
| +???
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|-
|[[chisel]]
||[[chisel]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
||[[clown hammer]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Squeaky!
| Squeaky!
|-
|-
|[[clown whip]]
||[[clown whip]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[cool whip]]
||[[cool whip]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[costume sword]]
||[[costume sword]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[demon whip]]
||[[demon whip]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
Line 2,188: Line 3,191:
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
||[[hilarious comedy prop]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[live wire]]
||[[lavalarva]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[licorice whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% Chance of Critical Hit
*Candiful Crits
|-
||[[live wire]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pixel whip]]
||[[Mayor Ghost's gavel]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*Weapon Damage +30
*+50 Damage vs. Ghosts
*Grants skill [[Hammer Ghost]]
|-
||[[pixel whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| All Attributes +3
|-
||[[rope]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*All Attributes +3
*+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
||[[seal-clubbing club]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Spelunker's whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*Weapon Damage +25%
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+5 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
||[[sticky hand whip]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[stuffed club]]
|1
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Replaces sound effects
|-
||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
||[[tiny plastic sword]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[turtle totem]]
||[[toy taijijian]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
| None
|-
||[[trash net]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*Quest item
|-
||[[turtle totem]]
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed totem
|1-handed totem
|
|
*Used to be a combat item
*Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
|-
|-
|[[white whip]]
||[[twisted-up wet towel]]
|10
|1-2
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
|-
||[[white whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
||[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
|0-0
|None
|2-handed book
| Lends Power to Your Words
|-
||[[gnollish nunchaku]]
|N/A
|None
|2-handed flail
| No longer available in game
|-
||[[turtleslinger]]
|N/A
|None
|1-handed slingshot
| No longer available in game
|-
|-
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 18:13, 7 November 2019

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • +30 Sleaze Damage
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
ghast iron cleaver 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
garbage sticker 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife None
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sword of Procedural Generation 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • Varies player to player
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
oversized pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
unsanitized scalpel 18-36 35 Muscle 1-handed knife
combat fan 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • +3 Prismatic Damage
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
red-hot poker 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +15 Hot Damage
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
black blade 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
breadchucks 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
fleetwood chain 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • Weapon Damage +5
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • +7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit
  • Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife None
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
Othello's dagger 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed knife +10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick 15-30 35 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
toxic mop 15-30 50 Muscle 2-handed polearm
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
battery-powered drill 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed drill
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
pitchfork 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +7
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
elevenderizing hammer 12-23 11 Muscle 1-handed club
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
gummi sword 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Muscle +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • Maximum MP +20
  • Muscle +20%
  • Your Smacks Restore MP
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
ghostly dagger 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed knife
hawk 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed saw
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
wicker sticker 11-22 None 1-handed knife
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
chocolate cow bone 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +30% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Candilicious Smacks!
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elf ploughshare 10-20 None 1-handed sword
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • It's very exclusive!
Frankly Mr. Shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
  • Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Moxie +X%
  • (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
  • (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
kiwi beak 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife
lead pipe 10-20 None 1-handed club
lightning rod 10-20 None 1-handed staff
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
madius 10-20 36 Muscle 1-handed sword
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
papier-mâchéte 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
plastic nunchaku 10-20 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Rain-Doh violet bo 10-20 None 2-handed staff
  • +11 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +11
reindeer hammer 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle 10-20 None 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
rusted-out shootin' iron 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife None
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Thor's Pliers 10-20 None 1-handed pliers
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
elegant nightstick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Maximum MP +15
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +8% Chance of Critical Hit
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
broken beer bottle 8-15 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
giant spider leg 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed club
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
swordzall 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +8
  • Maximum MP +10
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife None
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
high-temperature mining drill 5-10 None 2-handed drill
  • Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
toy Crimbot power glove 5-10 None 1-handed knuckles
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
western-style skinning knife 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed knife
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
amok putter 3-6 None 2-handed club
  • +9 Hot Damage
  • +9 Cold Damage
  • Combat Initiative +18%
Bananubis's Staff 3-6 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • -6 Luck
  • Raise Skeleton Buddies
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
sturdy machete 3-6 None 1-handed sword
  • Quest item
  • Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
trusty whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe 2-4 None 1-handed club
  • Muscle +2
  • Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
space beast fur whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
hilarious comedy prop 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
lavalarva 1-2 None 1-handed whip
licorice whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Candiful Crits
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +30
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
rope 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spelunker's whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • Part of Spelunker's Gear
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
sticky hand whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
stuffed club 1 None 1-handed club
  • Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword None
trash net 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
  • Quest item
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game


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