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[[Melee weapons]], in contrast to [[ranged weapons]], use [[Muscle]] to determine [[Hit Chance]]. Also, melee weapons cannot be [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with ranged weapons.
[[Melee weapons]], in contrast to [[ranged weapons]], use [[Muscle]] to determine [[Hit Chance]]. Also, melee weapons cannot be [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with ranged weapons.


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! Name
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|1-handed claw
|1-handed claw
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*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]] outfit
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
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||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
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*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*+30 Spooky Damage
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
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||[[hothammer]]
||[[hothammer]]
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*All Attributes +11
*All Attributes +11
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
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||[[ghast iron cleaver]]
|18-35
|72 Muscle
|1-handed club
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*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+15 Hot Damage
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||[[bindlestocking]]
||[[bindlestocking]]
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*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
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||[[brand new key]]
||[[brand new key]]
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|1-handed knife-glove
|1-handed knife-glove
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*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]] outfit*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
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||[[fish stick]]
||[[fish stick]]
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
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*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
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*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
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||[[flamin' bindle]]
||[[flamin' bindle]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
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||[[garbage sticker]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
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*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
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||[[giant turkey leg]]
||[[giant turkey leg]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +300
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
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|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
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|2-handed dragnet
|2-handed dragnet
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*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
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||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
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|2-handed switchblade
|2-handed switchblade
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*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
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*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
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||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
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*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[pernicious cudgel]]
||[[pernicious cudgel]]
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*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]] outfit
*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[skate blade]]
||[[skate blade]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
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||[[slime-covered club]]
||[[slime-covered club]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[slime-covered shovel]]
||[[slime-covered shovel]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] outfit
*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
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*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits   
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits   
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||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
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*Varies player to player
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||[[Truthsayer]]
||[[Truthsayer]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
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||[[Underworld truncheon]]
||[[Underworld truncheon]]
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*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
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*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[White Dragon Fang]]
||[[White Dragon Fang]]
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*All Attributes +9%
*All Attributes +9%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*Regenerate 9-9 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 9 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
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||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
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|  +15 {{element|Stench}}
|  +15 {{element|Stench}}
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||[[lead pipe]]
||[[oversized pipe]]
|18-35
|18-35
|72 Muscle
|72 Muscle
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
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||[[unsanitized scalpel]]
|18-36
|35 Muscle
|1-handed knife
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*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
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||[[combat fan]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed flail
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*+3 Prismatic Damage
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||[[denim axe]]
||[[denim axe]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
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||[[red-hot poker]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
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*+15 Hot Damage
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||[[short-handled mop]]
||[[short-handled mop]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
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||[[black blade]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|1-handed knife
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*+10 Spooky Damage
*Successful attacks restore some HP
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||[[black sword]]
||[[black sword]]
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*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
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||[[breadchucks]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed flail
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*Can also be used in combat
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||[[coal shovel]]
||[[coal shovel]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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||[[cyber-mattock]]
||[[cyber-mattock]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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||[[fleetwood chain]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed flail
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*Weapon Damage +5
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||[[frigid-ass club]]
||[[frigid-ass club]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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||[[giant cactus quill]]
||[[giant cactus quill]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +30
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
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||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
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*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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||[[nasty-ass club]]
||[[nasty-ass club]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
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||[[pewter claymore]]
||[[pewter claymore]]
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|62 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
| Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
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||[[pointed stick]]
||[[pointed stick]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
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|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
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*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Othello's dagger]]
|15-30
|50 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| +10 [[Othello Skill]]
|-
||[[Pener's drumstick]]
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*Sets opponents on fire
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||[[pipe wrench]]
||[[pipe wrench]]
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*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
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||[[toxic mop]]
|15-30
|50 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
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||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
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||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
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||[[ram-battering staff]]
||[[ram-battering staff]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[star stiletto]]
||[[star stiletto]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
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|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
||[[battery-powered drill]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|1-handed drill
|
*Spell Damage +100%
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*+10 to Monster Level
*+10% Meat from Monsters
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||[[beaver spear]]
||[[beaver spear]]
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*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+6 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
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||[[curmudgel]]
||[[curmudgel]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
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|
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
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||[[leechknife]]
||[[leechknife]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
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|
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +5
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
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||[[meatspout staff]]
||[[meatspout staff]]
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|-
||[[pitchfork]]
||[[pitchfork]]
|13-25
|8-15
|47 Muscle
|22 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
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||[[shuddersword]]
||[[shuddersword]]
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*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
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||[[elevenderizing hammer]]
|12-23
|11 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
||[[giant cheesestick]]
||[[giant cheesestick]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
||[[gummi sword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Muscle +7
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
|-
|-
||[[half-melted spoon]]
||[[half-melted spoon]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
||[[porcelain police baton]]
|12-24
|40 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*Maximum MP +20
*Muscle +20%
*Your Smacks Restore MP
|-
|-
||[[ram stick]]
||[[ram stick]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
||[[ghostly dagger]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Slight Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+1)
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] -10
|-
||[[hawk]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|1-handed saw
|
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
*+22% Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
||[[linoleum sword]]
||[[linoleum sword]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[wicker sticker]]
|11-22
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of [[Wicker Wear]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*Is a sweet, sweet knife
|-
|-
||[[asbestos staff]]
||[[asbestos staff]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[chocolate cow bone]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
*Candilicious Smacks!
|-
|-
||[[chrome sword]]
||[[chrome sword]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[elf ploughshare]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
||[[elven whittling knife]]
||[[elven whittling knife]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
| Does extra damage on criticals
| Does extra damage on criticals
|-
||[[exclusive club]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*It's very exclusive!
|-
||[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
*+5 Smithsness
*Moxie +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
*(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
|-
|-
||[[giant candy cane]]
||[[giant candy cane]]
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
||[[kiwi beak]]
||[[kiwi beak]]
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*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
||[[knife]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|1-handed knife
|
*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
*Item disappears at the end of the day
|-
||[[lead pipe]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +50
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%
|-
||[[lightning rod]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Disappears at the end of day
|-
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
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*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[madius]]
|10-20
|36 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*+7 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
||[[Mafia violin case]]
||[[Mafia violin case]]
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*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
||[[papier-mâchéte]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|20 Muscle
|3-handed ...weapon
|1-handed sword
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Weapon Damage +10
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
||[[right bear arm]]
||[[plastic nunchaku]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|2-handed flail
|
|
*+10% Muscle
*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|None
|1-handed flail
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+11 Sleaze Damage
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Moxie +11
|-
|-
||[[Saucepanic]]
||[[reindeer hammer]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed club
|
|
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*All Attributes +10
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|-
||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
||[[reindeer sickle]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed claw
|
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Successful hit causes bleeding.
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|-
||[[sharpened spoon]]
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|10-20
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|3-handed ...weapon
| None
|
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
||[[snow shovel]]
||[[right bear arm]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed club
|
|
*All Attributes +10
*+10% Muscle
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
||[[soul knife]]
||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed knife
| Can harm True Mimes
|-
||[[soylent staff]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
||[[space needle]]
||[[rusted-out shootin' iron]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
*Ranged Damage +50
*Monsters will be less attracted to you.
|-
|-
||[[spiked femur]]
||[[Saucepanic]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed saucepan
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|-
||[[steel sword]]
||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|10-20
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
||[[stinky cheese sword]]
||[[sharpened spoon]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
| None
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
||[[sugar shank]]
||[[snow shovel]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*All Attributes +10
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
||[[soul knife]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
| Can harm True Mimes
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
||[[soylent staff]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed staff
| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
||[[space needle]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
||[[time sword]]
||[[spiked femur]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[steel sword]]
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
||[[tin foil]]
||[[stinky cheese sword]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
||[[sugar shank]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
||[[Trusty]]
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|2-handed axe
|2-handed club
|
|
*Quest item in AoB run
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
| [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
|-
||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
||[[Thor's Pliers]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pliers
|
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*+4 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
*Regular Attacks Can't Miss
*Allows You to Ply Reality
*Regenerates Lightning Power
*(in [[Heavy Rains]] only)
|-
|-
||[[ancient stone fist]]
||[[time sword]]
|9-17
|10-20
|27 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
||[[tin foil]]
|9-18
|10-20
|15 Muscle
|None
|1-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
||[[debonair deboner]]
||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|9-18
|10-20
|30 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Trusty]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed axe
|
*Quest item in AoB run
|-
||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
|9-18
|10-20
|30 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
|-
|-
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
||[[ancient stone fist]]
|9-17
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]] outfit*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|9-18
|15 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
||[[debonair deboner]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[elegant nightstick]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Maximum HP +30
*Maximum MP +15
|-
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
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|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
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|30 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| 3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| +8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[ninja mop]]
||[[ninja mop]]
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|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
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|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
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*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[broken beer bottle]]
|8-15
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
|-
|-
||[[clockwork sword]]
||[[clockwork sword]]
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|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
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|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[giant spider leg]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*+10 [[element|Sleaze]]
*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
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|2-handed spear
|2-handed spear
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
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|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[squeaky staff]]
||[[squeaky staff]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
||[[swordzall]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*Maximum MP +10
|-
|-
||[[wholeberd]]
||[[wholeberd]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
||[[astral mace]]
||[[astral mace]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*+7% chance of Critical Hit
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
|-
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|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +30
| Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
||[[Hammerus]]
||[[Hammerus]]
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|
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+15 Spooky Damage
|-
||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed drill
|
*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
|-
|-
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[law-abiding citizen cane]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| +5 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
|-
||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
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|1-handed weapon
|1-handed weapon
| Weapon Damage +10
| Weapon Damage +10
|-
||[[toy Crimbot power glove]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*Weapon Damage +15
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of ZAP in combat
|-
|-
||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
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|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
||[[western-style skinning knife]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
||[[white sword]]
||[[white sword]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[amok putter]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed club
|
*+9 Hot Damage
*+9 Cold Damage
*Combat Initiative +18%
|-
||[[Bananubis's Staff]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed
|
*Quest item
*-6 Luck
*Raise Skeleton Buddies
|-
|-
||[[Barney's rake]]
||[[Barney's rake]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|-
||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
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|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|-
||[[rattail whip]]
||[[rattail whip]]
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|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|  +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|  +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[sturdy machete]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Quest item
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
|-
||[[tail o' nine cats]]
||[[tail o' nine cats]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[trusty whip]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Quest item, Spelunky only
|-
|-
||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
||[[dishrag]]
||[[dishrag]]
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|  +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|  +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[remaindered axe]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Muscle +2
*Weapon Damage +2
|-
|-
||[[scorpion whip]]
||[[scorpion whip]]
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|  +2 {{element|Hot}}
|  +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
||[[sweet ninja sword]]
||[[space beast fur whip]]
|2-4
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
||[[sweet ninja sword]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
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|1-handed knuckles
|1-handed knuckles
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|-
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*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[hilarious comedy prop]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[lavalarva]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[licorice whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% Chance of Critical Hit
*Candiful Crits
|-
|-
||[[live wire]]
||[[live wire]]
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
||[[Mayor Ghost's gavel]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*Weapon Damage +30
*+50 Damage vs. Ghosts
*Grants skill [[Hammer Ghost]]
|-
|-
||[[pixel whip]]
||[[pixel whip]]
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| All Attributes +3
| All Attributes +3
|-
||[[rope]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10 to Familiar Weight
|-
|-
||[[seal-clubbing club]]
||[[seal-clubbing club]]
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|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Spelunker's whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*Weapon Damage +25%
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+5 to Familiar Weight
|-
||[[sticky hand whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[stuffed club]]
|1
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Replaces sound effects
|-
|-
||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
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|1-handed sword
| None
| None
|-
||[[trash net]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*Quest item
|-
|-
||[[turtle totem]]
||[[turtle totem]]
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|None
|1-handed totem
|1-handed totem
| &nbsp;
|
*Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
|-
|-
||[[twisted-up wet towel]]
||[[twisted-up wet towel]]

Latest revision as of 18:13, 7 November 2019

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • +30 Sleaze Damage
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
ghast iron cleaver 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
garbage sticker 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife None
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sword of Procedural Generation 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • Varies player to player
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
oversized pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
unsanitized scalpel 18-36 35 Muscle 1-handed knife
combat fan 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • +3 Prismatic Damage
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
red-hot poker 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +15 Hot Damage
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
black blade 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
breadchucks 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
fleetwood chain 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • Weapon Damage +5
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • +7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit
  • Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife None
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
Othello's dagger 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed knife +10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick 15-30 35 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
toxic mop 15-30 50 Muscle 2-handed polearm
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
battery-powered drill 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed drill
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
pitchfork 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +7
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
elevenderizing hammer 12-23 11 Muscle 1-handed club
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
gummi sword 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Muscle +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • Maximum MP +20
  • Muscle +20%
  • Your Smacks Restore MP
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
ghostly dagger 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed knife
hawk 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed saw
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
wicker sticker 11-22 None 1-handed knife
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
chocolate cow bone 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +30% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Candilicious Smacks!
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elf ploughshare 10-20 None 1-handed sword
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • It's very exclusive!
Frankly Mr. Shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
  • Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Moxie +X%
  • (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
  • (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
kiwi beak 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife
lead pipe 10-20 None 1-handed club
lightning rod 10-20 None 1-handed staff
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
madius 10-20 36 Muscle 1-handed sword
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
papier-mâchéte 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
plastic nunchaku 10-20 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Rain-Doh violet bo 10-20 None 2-handed staff
  • +11 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +11
reindeer hammer 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle 10-20 None 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
rusted-out shootin' iron 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife None
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Thor's Pliers 10-20 None 1-handed pliers
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
elegant nightstick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Maximum MP +15
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +8% Chance of Critical Hit
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
broken beer bottle 8-15 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
giant spider leg 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed club
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
swordzall 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +8
  • Maximum MP +10
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife None
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
high-temperature mining drill 5-10 None 2-handed drill
  • Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
toy Crimbot power glove 5-10 None 1-handed knuckles
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
western-style skinning knife 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed knife
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
amok putter 3-6 None 2-handed club
  • +9 Hot Damage
  • +9 Cold Damage
  • Combat Initiative +18%
Bananubis's Staff 3-6 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • -6 Luck
  • Raise Skeleton Buddies
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
sturdy machete 3-6 None 1-handed sword
  • Quest item
  • Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
trusty whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe 2-4 None 1-handed club
  • Muscle +2
  • Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
space beast fur whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
hilarious comedy prop 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
lavalarva 1-2 None 1-handed whip
licorice whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Candiful Crits
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +30
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
rope 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spelunker's whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • Part of Spelunker's Gear
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
sticky hand whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
stuffed club 1 None 1-handed club
  • Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword None
trash net 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
  • Quest item
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game


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