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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielding]]. However, note that while melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together, ranged types can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.
One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for [[Off-hand Items]] and [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielding]] with some restrictions:


All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are [[:Category:Ranged Weapons|ranged weapons]]. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.
*[[Melee weapon|Melee]] and [[Mysticality weapons|Mysticality]] weapons '''can''' be wielded together.
*[[:Category:Ranged Weapons|Ranged]] can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.
*[[:Category:Accordions|Accordions]] can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different non-ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.


The [[Disembodied Hand]] familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Chefstaves]]), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.
All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, forearm replacements, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are [[:Category:Ranged Weapons|ranged weapons]]. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.


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The [[Disembodied Hand]] familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of [[chefstaff|chefstaves]] and accordions), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.
 
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! Name
! Name
! Power
! Damage
! Req
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[7-inch discus]]
||[[Blood knife]]
|200
|30-60
|85 Moxie
|None
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
|-
|-
|[[antique spear]]
||[[Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun]]
|200
|30-60
|85 Muscle
|70 Moxie
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed machine gun
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*+10% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +200%
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[brand new key]]
||[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
|200
|30-60
|85 Muscle
|250 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed claw
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
||[[zombie accordion]]
|200
|30-60
|30 Muscle
|250 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*Keep 1 additional song in your head
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
||[[frying brainpan]]
|200
|23-45
|85 Muscle
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*+40 Damage to Hot Spells
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +200
|-
|-
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
||[[groping claw]]
|200
|23-45
|150 Moxie
|200 Muscle
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed claw
|
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[fish scimitar]]
|200
|85 Muscle
|1-handed scimitar
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|200
|60 Mus
|1-handed flail
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
*Muscle +15
*Never Fumble
*Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
*Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's arm]]
||[[hothammer]]
|200
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed staff
|1-handed club
|
| +50 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|200
|200 Moxie
|1-handed sack
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
||[[old dry bone]]
|200
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| +50 Spooky Damage
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
|-
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
||[[remorseless knife]]
|200
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
| Successful hit causes bleeding.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
|-
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
||[[7-inch discus]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
|20-40
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|85 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
||[[antique spear]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-30%</font>
*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
*Can break in combat
|200
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
||[[brand new key]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
||[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
||[[Byte]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
||[[cursed cutlass]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|-
|[[rusty speargun]]
||[[deep six-shooter]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|85 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+6% chance of Critical Hit
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|-
|[[skate blade]]
||[[diabolical crossbow]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|150 Moxie
|1-handed knife
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
||[[Dinsey's pizza cutter]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mus
|100 Mysticality
|1-handed club
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
*Part of the [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*Muscle +23
*[[Spell Damage]] +50%
*4x chance of Critical Hit
*So-So Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+2)
*+20% Physical Damage
*Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
*Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered club]]
||[[dreadful glove]]
|200
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife-glove
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered speargun]]
||[[duct tape sword]]
|200
|20-39
|200 Mox
|82 Muscle
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+50 Damage against Slimes
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*Weapon Damage +25
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[super-sweet boom box]]
||[[fish scimitar]]
|200
|20-40
|75 Mox
|1-handed radio
|
*All Attributes +20%
*Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
|-
|[[teflon spatula]]
|200
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|200
|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Muscle +15%
*Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
|-
|[[velcro broadsword]]
|200
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[velcro paddle ball]]
||[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|200
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|60 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
||[[Frosty's arm]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mys
|200 Muscle
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Mysticality +15
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Spell Damage +23
*+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Special Attack: Saucemageddon
|-
|-
|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
||[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|200
|20-40
|60 Mus
|200 Moxie
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sack
|  +50 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[garbage sticker]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
|
*Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*Mysticality +15
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+50% Food Drops from Monsters
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
*Combat Initiative +40%
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
||[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|195
|20-40
|82 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*On Critical: Insanity!
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[beer bong]]
||[[The Jokester's gun]]
|190
|20-40
|80 Moxie
|50 Moxie
|1-handed bong
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*+5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
|-
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
||[[lawn dart]]
|180
|20-40
|75 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed club
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|180
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[honey dipper]]
||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
|175
|20-40
|72 Mys
|85 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|
|
*Mysticality +5%
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
*Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
*Spell Damage +15
|-
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
||[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|175
|20-40
|72 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
||[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|-
|[[toy ray gun]]
||[[octopus's spade]]
|175
|20-40
|72 Moxie
|85 Muscle
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed knife
|
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
||[[pernicious cudgel]]
|170
|20-40
|70 Muscle
|150 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|67 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*Shows monster HP
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[happiness]]
||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
|165
|20-40
|67 Moxie
|100 Muscle
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed knife
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
|
*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
|-
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
||[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|165
|20-40
|67 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
||[[rusty speargun]]
|165
|20-40
|67 Muscle
|85 Moxie
|1-handed spear
|1-handed pistol
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[black sword]]
|160
|65 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +7
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
||[[skate blade]]
|160
|20-40
|65 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed knife
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
||[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|160
|20-40
|65 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|1-handed club
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[trout fang]]
||[[slime-covered club]]
|160
|20-40
|65 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed club
|
|
*Weapon Damage +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*25% chance of poisoning opponent
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[X-37 gun]]
||[[slime-covered speargun]]
|160
|20-40
|65 Moxie
|200 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*Attack damage in a random element
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Can break in combat, damaging player
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[yohohoyo]]
||[[soap knife]]
|160
|20-40
|65 Moxie
|60 Muscle
|1-handed yoyo
|1-handed knife
|
|&nbsp;
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
||[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
|150
|20-40
|175 Muscle
|150 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|
*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
|-
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
||[[super-sweet boom box]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|75 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed radio
|
*All Attributes +20%
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
|-
||[[teflon spatula]]
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
||[[Truthsayer]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|[[Grimacite gat]]
|150
|40 Moxie
|1-handed gun
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
||[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Mus
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
||[[velcro broadsword]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[pipe wrench]]
||[[velcro paddle ball]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Mus
|85 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
||[[White Dragon Fang]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Moxie
|200 Muscle
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*All Attributes +9%
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*Regenerate 9 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
||[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Mysticality
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed saucepan
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +23
*+11% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
*Special Attack: [[Saucemageddon]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
||[[wolf whistle]]
|150
|20-40
|55 Muscle
|85 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*Grants skill [[Blow Wolf Whistle]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
||[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
|150
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops From Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[world's smallest violin]]
||[[beer bong]]
|150
|19-38
|60 Moxie
|80 Moxie
|1-handed violin
|1-handed bong
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[batblade]]
||[[ghast iron cleaver]]
|145
|18-35
|57 Muscle
|72 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|[[crowbar]]
|140
|55 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Combat Initiative +25%
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+15 Hot Damage
|-
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
||[[goatskin umbrella]]
|140
|18-36
|55 Muscle
|75 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|140
|100 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
|
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
||[[honey dipper]]
|140
|18-35
|55 Mys
|72 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Spell Damage +10%
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[silver paté knife]]
||[[oversized pipe]]
|140
|18-35
|55 Mys
|72 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|
|
*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
||[[toy ray gun]]
|135
|18-35
|52 Muscle
|72 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[rave whistle]]
|135
|52 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
||[[unsanitized scalpel]]
|135
|18-36
|52 Moxie
|35 Muscle
|1-handed boomerang
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|52 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
||[[war tongs]]
|130
|18-36
|50 Muscle
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed utensil
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
||[[ancient ice cream scoop]]
|17-34
|70 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
||[[combat fan]]
|125
|17-33
|25 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed flail
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+3 Prismatic Damage
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
||[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|125
|17-33
|47 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed axe
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10
*Shows monster HP
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
||[[giant foam finger]]
|125
|17-34
|47 Muscle
|70 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
|-
|[[bone crusher]]
|120
|45 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
| [[Damage Reduction]]: +3
*+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[potato pistol]]
||[[happiness]]
|120
|17-33
|45 Moxie
|67 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|  +12 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
||[[pygmy spear]]
|120
|17-33
|40 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|1-handed rod
|1-handed spear
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
||[[red-hot poker]]
|120
|17-33
|45 Mysticality
|67 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*+15 Hot Damage
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
||[[Saturday Night Special]]
|117
|17-33
|41 Mys
|67 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*Ranged Damage +27
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
||[[short-handled mop]]
|115
|17-33
|42 Muscle
|67 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 Stench Damage
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
||[[antique machete]]
|115
|16-31
|42 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
||[[black blade]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*+10 Spooky Damage
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
*Successful attacks restore some HP
|-
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
||[[black sword]]
|110
|16-32
|40 Mysticality
|65 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[machetito]]
|110
|40 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Weapon Damage +9
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
||[[breadchucks]]
|110
|16-31
|40 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Can also be used in combat
|-
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
||[[fleetwood chain]]
|100
|16-31
|35 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
|-
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
||[[giant cactus quill]]
|100
|16-32
|None
|65 Muscle
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed spear
|
|
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance]] of Critical Hit
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
|-
*Shoots [[Bottle-rocket crossbow#Notes|bottle-rockets]]
||[[giant safety pin]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[half-size scalpel]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*Makes you look like a doctor
|-
|-
|[[can of fake snow]]
||[[The Nuge's favorite crossbow]]
|100
|16-32
|35 Moxie
|30 Moxie
|1-handed can
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +100%
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped
|-
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
||[[pointed stick]]
|100
|16-32
|35 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[elven whittling knife]]
||[[trout fang]]
|100
|16-32
|35 Muscle
|65 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|Does extra damage on criticals
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[flaming juggler's balls]]
||[[X-37 gun]]
|100
|16-32
|None
|65 Moxie
|1-handed euphemisms
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*Attack damage in a random element
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Can break in combat, damaging player
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[haiku katana]]
||[[yohohoyo]]
|100
|16-32
|None
|65 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed yoyo
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
||[[batblade]]
|100
|15-29
|None
|57 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
||[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|175 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion double prism]]
||[[candy knife]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|40 Muscle
|1-handed prism
|1-handed knife
|
|&nbsp;
*+2 Prismatic damage
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
||[[club of the five seasons]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Muscle
|1-handed hammer
|
*Gets the job done
*Replaces opponents images with nails
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|100
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
||[[flaming sword]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Muscle
|1-handed crop
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Never Fumble
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
||[[giant artisanal rice peeler]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Mysticality
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
||[[grassy cutlass]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Muscle
|1-handed artsything
|1-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*All Attributes +0-25%
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[prehistoric spear]]
||[[grease cannon]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Moxie
|35 Moxie
|1-handed throwing spear
|1-handed bazooka
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|100
|35 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Sets opponents on fire
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
||[[Grimacite gat]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|40 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed gun
|
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
||[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
||[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
| A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty ball]]
||[[immense cyborg hand]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Muscle
|1-handed superball
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[keel-haulin' knife]]
|15-30
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +17
|-
|-
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
||[[love]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Regenerate 8-16 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
|[[sugar shank]]
||[[obsidian nutcracker]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed knife
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Spell Damage +30%
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[sugar shotgun]]
||[[Othello's dagger]]
|100
|15-30
|None
|50 Muscle
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+10 Othello Skill
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
||[[Pener's drumstick]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*Sets opponents on fire
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
||[[pipe wrench]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
||[[pygmy concertinette]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|60 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed accordion
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Enables casting of 17-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
||[[rainbow crossbow]]
|100
|15-30
|35 Muscle
|60 Moxie
|1-handed flail
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
||[[spectral axe]]
|90
|15-30
|15 Mysticality
|50 Muscle
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed axe
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
||[[star spatula]]
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|15-30
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|90
|15-30
|30 Moxie
|55 Muscle
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
||[[witty rapier]]
|90
|15-30
|15 Muscle
|60 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|  +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|-
||[[world's smallest violin]]
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|1-handed violin
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
|-
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
||[[broken sword]]
|14-27
|52 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
||[[crowbar]]
|90
|14-28
|30 Muscle
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| [[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[grass whistle]]
||[[frozen seal spine]]
|90
|14-28
|35 Moxie
|55 Muscle
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|90
|14-28
|15 Mysticality
|100 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
||[[rave whistle]]
|90
|14-27
|15 Muscle
|52 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
||[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|14-28
|55 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
||[[silver paté knife]]
|90
|14-28
|30 Mysticality
|55 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
| +5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
||[[star boomerang]]
|90
|14-27
|30 Muscle
|52 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed boomerang
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
||[[star stiletto]]
|90
|14-27
|30 Muscle
|52 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
||[[bastard baster]]
|90
|13-25
|30 Muscle
|47 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Spell Damage +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
||[[battery-powered drill]]
|85
|13-25
|27 Mus
|47 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed drill
|
|
*Damage Reduction: 2
*Spell Damage +100%
*Maximum HP +20
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]]  +50
*+10 to Monster Level
*+10% Meat from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
||[[beaver spear]]
|85
|13-25
|27 Moxie
|47 Muscle
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed spear
|
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
||[[crazy bastard sword]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Moxie
|25 Muscle
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+6 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]] on [[Critical hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
||[[curmudgel]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
||[[eldritch hammer]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|1-handed hammer
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
|-
||[[hand-carved bokken]]
|13-26
|30 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
||[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Mysticality
|47 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[lead yo-yo]]
||[[leechknife]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Moxie
|47 Muscle
|1-handed yoyo
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Meteoid ice beam]]
||[[oil pan]]
|80
|13-26
|25 Mox
|47 Mysticality
|1-handed gun
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
*+20 Cold Damage
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*+2% chance of Critical Hit
*Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
*On Critical: Freeze Opponent
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
||[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|80
|13-26
|25 Muscle
|50 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
| Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|-
|[[severed flipper]]
|[[VYKEA hex key]]
|80
|13-25
|25 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*All Attributes +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6 HP per Adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6 MP per Adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
||[[bone crusher]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
||[[carrot-on-a-stick]]
|80
|12-24
|25 Muscle
|45 Moxie
|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Moxie +7
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
||[[elevenderizing hammer]]
|75
|12-23
|23 Mysticality
|11 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
|[[fiberglass foil]]
|75
|12-24
|22 Mus
|40 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*All Attributes +5
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
*2018 [[Turtle Tamer|TT]] [[Hardcore|HC]] Standard reward
|-
|-
|[[sword of static]]
||[[gummi sword]]
|75
|12-24
|22 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Muscle +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
||[[half-melted spoon]]
|75
|12-23
|22 Moxie
|42 Mysticality
|1-handed frisbee
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
||[[Jacob's rung]]
|70
|12-24
|20 Moxie
|45 Mysticality
|1-handed sling
|1-handed staff
|
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
||[[lupine sword]]
|70
|12-23
|20 Muscle
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
||[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|70
|12-23
|20 Muscle
|41 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[hippy bongo]]
||[[porcelain police baton]]
|70
|12-24
|20 Moxie
|40 Muscle
|1-handed drum
| +5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|70
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*Your Smacks Restore MP
|-
|-
|[[finger cymbals]]
||[[potato pistol]]
|65
|12-24
|17 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|1-handed cymbals
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[grease gun]]
|65
|17 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Ruby Rod]]
|12-24
|40 Muscle
|1-handed rod
| Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
||[[serpentine sword]]
|60
|12-23
|15 Muscle
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
||[[silver shrimp fork]]
|60
|12-24
|15 Muscle
|45 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
||[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
|60
|12-24
|15 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[filthy pestle]]
|[[wrought-iron whisk]]
|60
|12-24
|15 Mysticality
|40 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|
*+10 {{Element|Spooky}}
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Adds many additional balls to [[Salsaball]]
*2017 [[Sauceror|SR]] [[Hardcore|HC]] Standard reward
|-
|-
|[[flaming crutch]]
||[[ghostly dagger]]
|60
|11-22
|15 Muscle
|40 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|
*Slight Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+1)
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] -10
|-
|-
|[[knob bugle]]
||[[haunted paddle-ball]]
|60
|11-22
|15 Moxie
|40 Moxie
|1-handed horn
|1-handed flail
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
|60
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10 Spooky Damage
|-
|-
|[[ratarang]]
||[[hawk]]
|60
|11-22
|15 Moxie
|40 Muscle
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed saw
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
*+22% Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
||[[iron pasta spoon]]
|60
|11-22
|15 Muscle
|40 Mysticality
|1-handed knife
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
||[[machetito]]
|60
|11-22
|15 Muscle
|40 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
*[[Monster Level]] +3
||[[mannequin leg]]
|-
|11-22
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|40 Muscle
|55
|12 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|50
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[astral mace]]
||[[wicker sticker]]
|50
|11-22
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Muscle +25%
*Part of [[Wicker Wear]]
*Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*Is a sweet, sweet knife
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
||[[bamboo bokuto]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[barrel gun]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
||[[Bonestabber]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*+10 Spooky Damage
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[can of maces]]
||[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Moxie
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Shoots [[Bottle-rocket crossbow#Notes|bottle-rockets]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic kazoo]]
||[[can of fake snow]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Mox
|35 Moxie
|1-handed kazoo
|1-handed can
|
|
*+10 to Monster Level
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
|-
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|50
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
||[[candlestick]]
|50
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed wand
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100%
*Super Accurate!
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
||[[chocolate cow bone]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Mus
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*Muscle +5
*+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
*Candilicious Smacks!
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
||[[duck-on-a-string]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed mace
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
||[[elf ploughshare]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Mysticality
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
||[[elven tambourine]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed rattle
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*So-So Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+2)
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[pixel boomerang]]
||[[elven whittling knife]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Moxie
|35 Muscle
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed knife
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| Does extra damage on criticals
|-
|-
|[[pixel chain whip]]
||[[exclusive club]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Mus
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|
|
*All Attributes +4
*It's very exclusive!
|-
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
||[[flaming juggler's balls]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed euphemisms
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[poison pen]]
||[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
|50
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|
*Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X (based on [[Smithsness]])
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pottery club]]
||[[haiku katana]]
|50
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+5 Hot Damage
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[pottery yo-yo]]
||[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
|50
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed yo-yo
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*+5 Hot Damage
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
|-
|-
|[[tambourine]]
||[[ice nine]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Moxie
|None
|1-handed drum
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
|-
|[[turtleslinger]]
||[[ice sickle]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Mus
|None
|1-handed slingshot
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[iFlail]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Muscle +7
*+11 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
||[[infernal toilet brush]]
|50
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*No longer drops
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
||[[kiwi beak]]
|45
|10-20
|7 Mysticality
|35 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[curdflinger]]
||[[knife]]
|45
|10-20
|7 Moxie
|None
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
*Item disappears at the end of the day
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
||[[lead pipe]]
|40
|10-20
|5 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
||[[lightning rod]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Disappears at the end of day
|-
||[[Loathing Legion double prism]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed prism
|
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
||[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
|40
|10-20
|5 Muscle
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed hammer
|
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|-
|[[ironic battle spoon]]
||[[macroplane grater]]
|40
|10-20
|5 Mys
|35 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Spell Damage +10
*Spell Damage +10%
|-
|[[starchy crossbow]]
|40
|5 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
||[[madius]]
|40
|10-20
|5 Muscle
|36 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*+7 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
||[[Mafia violin case]]
|40
|10-20
|5 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[white sword]]
|40
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|35
|2 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
||[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
|35
|10-20
|2 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|35
|2 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[jack flapper]]
|35
|2 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[sealhide whip]]
|35
|2 Mus
|1-handed whip
|
|
*+25 Cold Damage
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
*(SC only)
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
||[[origami riding crop]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed crop
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[bone rattle]]
||[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|35 Mysticality
|1-handed rattle
|1-handed utensil
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
||[[papier-mâchéte]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Weapon Damage +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
||[[papier-mâchine gun]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|20 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
||[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed artsything
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*All Attributes +0-25%
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
||[[prehistoric spear]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed knife
|1-handed throwing spear
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
| +5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
||[[Rain-Doh yellow laser gun]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed pistol
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Super Accurate!
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
||[[reindeer hammer]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +2
|
*All Attributes +10
|-
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
||[[reindeer sickle]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed claw
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
|
*Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
||[[revolver]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed pistol
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|
*+2 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
|-
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
||[[right bear arm]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|
*+10% Muscle
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|30
|10-20
|10 Muscle
|35 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed flail
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[parasitic claw]]
||[[rusted-out shootin' iron]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*Ranged Damage +50
*Monsters will be less attracted to you.
|-
|-
|[[portable corkscrew]]
||[[Saucepanic]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
||[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Actual power can vary with player level
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|-
|[[rubber band gun]]
||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
||[[sewage-clogged pistol]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*Moxie +5
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
||[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed accordion
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X (based on [[Smithsness]])
*Has a cool [[Cadenza]]
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
||[[sharpened spoon]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[spork]]
||[[Sheila Take a Crossbow]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|
*Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
*+5% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+5 Smithsness
*Combat Initiative +X%
*(+Initiative based on Smithsness)
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|[[shooting morning star]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Part of the [[Meteor Masquerade]]
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*+15 {{Element|Hot}}
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[throwing wrench]]
||[[silent pea shooter]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed club
|1-handed slingshot
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[trusty torch]]
||[[Sneaky Pete's basket]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed basket
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|
*Quest item in an AoSP run
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
||[[soul knife]]
|30
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed wand
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
| Can harm True Mimes
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
||[[space heater]]
|25
|10-20
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed blowgun
|1-handed pistol
|50% chance of poisoning opponent.
|
*+12 Hot Damage
*So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
||[[space needle]]
|25
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
||[[Space Tourist Phaser]]
|25
|10-20
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed pistol
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
| This Phaser is set to Fun
|-
|[[spant spear]]
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*Part of the [[Spant Armor]]
+All Attributes +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
|-
||[[spiked femur]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
||[[Spooky Putty ball]]
|25
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed superball
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[bonerang]]
||[[Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying)]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed staff
|
|
*+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
*Quest item
*Mysticality +25%
*Spell Damage +25%
*Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
|-
|[[boning knife]]
||[[steel sword]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|20 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
||[[stinky cheese sword]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[corn holder]]
||[[sugar shank]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[dented harmonica]]
||[[sugar shotgun]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed horn
|1-handed pistol
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
||[[Thor's Pliers]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed pliers
|
|
*+10 to Familiar Weight
*+4 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
*Quest Item
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*Regular Attacks Can't Miss
*Allows You to Ply Reality
*Regenerates Lightning Power
*(in [[Heavy Rains]] only)
|-
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
||[[time sword]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish pie server]]
||[[tin foil]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed flail
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +13
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
|-
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
||[[wrench]]
|20
|10-20
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[Spell Damage]] +100%
*Item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
|[[yak whip]]
||[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|20
|9-18
|None
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed whip
|1-handed saucepan
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
||[[ancient stone fist]]
|15
|9-17
|None
|27 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed club
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
||[[anger blaster]]
|15
|9-17
|None
|30 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed forearm replacement
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
| +10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
||[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|15
|9-18
|None
|30 Moxie
|1-handed whip
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*+2 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|15 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed flail
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
||[[contract enforcement stick]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed flail
|1-handed club
|All Attributes +1
|-
|[[candy knuckles]]
|10
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Breaks after 31 combats
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
||[[debonair deboner]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed spade
|1-handed club
|
|
*+ ???
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[chisel]]
||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
|10
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Squeaky!
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[clown whip]]
||[[doubt cannon]]
|10
|9-17
|None
|30 Moxie
|1-handed whip
|1-handed forearm replacement
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Grants skill [[Doubt Shackles]]
|-
|-
|[[cool whip]]
||[[elegant nightstick]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[costume sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15
|-
|-
|[[demon whip]]
||[[fear condenser]]
|10
|9-17
|None
|30 Moxie
|1-handed whip
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
|
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Spooky Damage
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Grants skill [[Fear Vapor]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[disco ball]]
||[[grass whistle]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|35 Moxie
|1-handed disco ball
|1-handed whistle
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[live wire]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
||[[Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pixel whip]]
||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|15 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|
|
*All Attributes +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[saucepan]]
||[[huge spoon]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|1-handed utensil
|Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
||[[kneecapping stick]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
| +8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[magic whistle]]
|9-17
|27 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty snake]]
||[[plasma rifle]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed rifle
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*Ranged Damage +20
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
||[[regret hose]]
|10
|9-17
|15 Mysticality
|30 Moxie
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Grants skill [[Tear Wave]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
||[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|10
|9-18
|None
|30 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
||[[vorpal blade]]
|10
|9-18
|75 Mysticality
|30 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
||[[broken beer bottle]]
|10
|8-15
|200 Mysticality
|10 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed knife
|
|-
||[[candy stick]]
|8-16
|25 Mysticality
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Spell Damage +50%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+40% Candy Drops from Monsters
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
||[[chopsticks]]
|10
|8-15
|125 Mysticality
|23 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
||[[clockwork crossbow]]
|10
|8-16
|20 Mysticality
|25 Moxie
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Monster Level|Weakens Monster]] on [[Critical hit]]
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|10
|8-16
|125 Mysticality
|25 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
||[[crystalline reamer]]
|10
|8-15
|125 Mysticality
|22 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Spell Damage +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
||[[grass blade]]
|10
|8-16
|15 Mysticality
|25 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
||[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|10
|8-16
|15 Mys
|25 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
*Spell Damage +20%
*+10 Damage to Stench Spells
*Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
||[[lead yo-yo]]
|10
|8-16
|15 Mysticality
|25 Moxie
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed yo-yo
|
| &nbsp;
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
|-
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
||[[logging hatchet]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|8-15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
|22 Muscle
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|1-handed axe
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
||[[Meteoid ice beam]]
|10
|8-16
|75 Mysticality
|25 Moxie
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed gun
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
||[[pitchfork]]
|10
|8-15
|25 Mysticality
|22 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed spear
|
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
||[[pixel morning star]]
|10
|8-15
|125 Mysticality
|22 Muscle
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed whip
|
| All Attributes +5
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
|-
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
||[[quantum disintegrator pistol]]
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|8-15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
|22 Moxie
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|1-handed pistol
|-
| +15% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|-
|10
||[[savory sword]]
|125 Mysticality
|8-16
|1-handed chefstaff
|25 Muscle
|
|1-handed sword
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
|-
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
||[[severed flipper]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
|8-16
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|25 Muscle
|-
|1-handed club
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|
|10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|150 Mysticality
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|1-handed chefstaff
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|
|-
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
|8-16
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|25 Muscle
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
|1-handed flail
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[sword of static]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
||[[swordzall]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*Maximum MP +10
|-
||[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|1-handed frisbee
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
||[[accord ion]]
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|1-handed accordion
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[double-barreled sling]]
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|1-handed sling
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
||[[finger cymbals]]
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|1-handed cymbals
| Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
||[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+5 to Familiar Weight
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
||[[grease gun]]
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[hippy bongo]]
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|1-handed drum
|  +5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Orcish frat-paddle]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[slide rule]]
|7-13
|17 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
||[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
||[[bubblewrap sword]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
||[[cardboard sword]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[diamond-studded cane]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
||[[filthy pestle]]
|6-12
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
||[[flaming crutch]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[knob bugle]]
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|1-handed horn
| [[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[muculent machete]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[ratarang]]
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
|-
||[[sabre teeth]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
|-
||[[shotgun]]
|6-12
|None
|1-handed
|
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
*Ranged Damage +10
|-
||[[styrofoam sword]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|5-10
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
||[[aerogel accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Accordion Thief buffs (all classes)
*2017 [[Accordion Thief|AT]] [[Softcore|SC]] Standard reward
|-
||[[astral mace]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
||[[astral pistol]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped
|-
||[[balloon sword]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
||[[basic meat spork]]
|5-9
|7 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
||[[blammer]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+7% chance of Critical Hit
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[blunt icepick]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Cold Damage
|-
||[[boot knife]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|-
||[[butterfly knife]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
||[[can of maces]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
||[[cheap plastic kazoo]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|1-handed kazoo
|  +10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
||[[curdflinger]]
|5-9
|7 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[deadfall branch]]
|5-10
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+1 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped
*+1 [[Extra PvP Fights|Extra PvP Fight(s)]]
|-
||[[dripping meat sword]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
||[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]]
*Super Accurate!
|-
||[[Hammerus]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Spooky Damage
|-
||[[iron dagger]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
*+5% Item drops from Monsters
|-
||[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[law-abiding citizen cane]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| +5 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed mace
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
||[[mercenary pistol]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*All Attributes +10
*Never Fumble
*Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
|-
||[[Pasta Spoon of Peril]]
|5-10
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
||[[pestoblade]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[pixel boomerang]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|1-handed boomerang
|  +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[pixel chain whip]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed whip
| All Attributes +4
|-
||[[pixel sword]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
||[[poison pen]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
| 75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[polyester peeler]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*Spell Damage +20%
*Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
*Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
|-
||[[pottery club]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[pottery yo-yo]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed yo-yo
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[sucker tachi]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed weapon
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
||[[tambourine]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|1-handed drum
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
||[[toy Crimbot power glove]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of ZAP in combat
|-
||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*No longer drops
|-
||[[warbear oil pan]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|dmg=Hot Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|dmg=Sleaze Spells}}
*[[Spray Hot Grease|Lets you sling hot grease]]!
|-
||[[wooden spoon]]
|5-10
|10 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*Spell Damage +5
|-
||[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[dreadlock whip]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
||[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Gnollish plunger]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed spear
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[ironic battle spoon]]
|4-8
|5 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
||[[jack flapper]]
|4-7
|2 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[plastic replica blaster pistol]]
|4-8
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*Combat Initiative +20%
*Ranged Damage +20
*This item disappears at the end of the day
|-
||[[sealhide whip]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|  +25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[starchy crossbow]]
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
||[[starchy sword]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[suede shortsword]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[western-style skinning knife]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
|-
||[[white sword]]
|4-8
|5 Muscle
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[Bananubis's Staff]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed
|
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
*-6 Luck
*Raise Skeleton Buddies
|-
||[[bat whip]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[boomerang]]
|3-6
|None
|1 handed-boomerang
|
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[bone rattle]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed rattle
|  +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[breadwand]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed wand
|
*[[Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[cardboard katana]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
||[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
||[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed blowgun
| 50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed utensil
|  +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed knife
| [[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
||[[eggbeater]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
||[[electric crutch]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed staff
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
||[[evil paper umbrella]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|  +1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[halfberd]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed polearm
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
||[[huge mirror shard]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed knife
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|-
||[[little paper umbrella]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed umbrella
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
||[[obsidian dagger]]
|3-6
|10 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[palm-frond whip]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
||[[parasitic claw]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
||[[portable corkscrew]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[rattail whip]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[rubber band gun]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed pistol
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[rubber spatula]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*Spell Damage +2
|-
||[[sewer snake]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed flail
|
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[shiny butcherknife]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[skeleton bone]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed club
|  +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[spork]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[sturdy machete]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
||[[tail o' nine cats]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[throwing wrench]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed club
| [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
||[[trusty torch]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed club
|  +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[trusty whip]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Quest item, [[Tales of Spelunking (area)|Spelunky]] only
|-
||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed wand
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[asparagus knife]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed knife
|  +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[bonerang]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed boomerang
|  +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[boning knife]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed knife
|  +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[club of corruption]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[corn holder]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
||[[cap gun]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*Base [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] Limited to 200
*Base [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] Limited to 200
*Base [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] Limited to 200
*Bang Bang! (Grants skill [[Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!]])
|-
||[[dented harmonica]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed horn
| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
||[[dishrag]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
|-
||[[gnauga hide whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[Gnollish pie server]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[hippo whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
| [[Monster Level]] +10
|-
||[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed sword
| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
||[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed utensil
| [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
||[[penguin whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[remaindered axe]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Muscle +2
*Weapon Damage +2
|-
||[[scorpion whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[space beast fur whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
||[[sweet ninja sword]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[tiny ninja sword]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed sword
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[yak whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
| [[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[airblaster gun]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed pistol
| Gives skill [[Air Blast]] in combat
|-
||[[bar whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
||[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed flail
| All Attributes +1
|-
||[[candy knuckles]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
||[[can-you-dig-it?]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed spade
|  +???
|-
||[[chisel]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed knife
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[clown hammer]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
| Squeaky!
|-
||[[clown whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
||[[cool whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[costume sword]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
||[[demon whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[disco ball]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed disco ball
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[hilarious comedy prop]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[lavalarva]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[licorice whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% Chance of Critical Hit
*Candiful Crits
|-
||[[live wire]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
||[[Mayor Ghost's gavel]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*Weapon Damage +30
*+50 Damage vs. Ghosts
*Grants skill [[Hammer Ghost]]
|-
|[[Murderbot whip]]
|1-2
|30 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*Deals 1,000 extra damage on [[critical hit]]
|-
||[[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]
|1-2
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}} and delevel
|-
||[[pasta spoon]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed utensil
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[pixel whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| All Attributes +3
|-
||[[rope]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10 to Familiar Weight
|-
||[[saucepan]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed saucepan
| Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[seal-clubbing club]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Spelunker's whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*Weapon Damage +25%
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+5 to Familiar Weight
|-
||[[Spooky Putty snake]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|1-2
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
||[[Staff of Fruit Salad]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
|-
||[[Staff of Holiday Sensations]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*+15 Damage to Cold Spells
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Staff of Simmering Hatred]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Reduce enemy defense by 10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
|-
||[[Staff of the All-Steak]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Damage Reduction: 15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
|-
||[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Cozy Fish]]
|1-2
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[Staff of the Cream of the Cream]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
|-
||[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|1-2
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Electric Range]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
*Regenerate 8-10 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|1-2
|20 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
*+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
*+5 Smithsness
*+X Spell Damage
*(+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
|-
||[[Staff of the Healthy Breakfast]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +15
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Recover Some HP
|-
||[[Staff of the Hearty Dinner]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Damage Reduction: 5
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
|-
||[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Light Lunch]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal Some {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Lunch Lady]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in KOLHS run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+25% Food Drops from Monsters
|-
||[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|1-2
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
|1-2
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Roaring Hearth]]
|1-2
|250 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +250%
*+40 Damage to Hot Spells
*Regenerate 30-35 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of the Scummy Sink]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
*Regenerate 8-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Slime Hates It
|-
||[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|1-2
|15 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Staff of Life]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 10-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
|-
||[[Staff of the Standalone Cheese]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
|-
||[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|1-2
|25 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|1-2
|150 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[sticky hand whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[stuffed club]]
|1
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Replaces sound effects
|-
||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
||[[tiny plastic sword]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[toy taijijian]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
||[[turtle totem]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed totem
|
*Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[twisted-up wet towel]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
|-
||[[white whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|  +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
||[[KoL Con 12-gauge]]
|0-0
|None
|1-handed shotgun
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +12
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +12
|-
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
||[[turtleslinger]]
|10
|N/A
|None
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed slingshot
|&nbsp;
| No longer available in game
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[turtle totem]]
|10
|None
|1-handed totem
|
*Used to be a combat item
|-
|[[white whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|}
|}


{{EquipmentList}}
{{EquipmentList}}

Latest revision as of 04:55, 2 March 2020

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for Off-hand Items and dual-wielding with some restrictions:

  • Melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together.
  • Ranged can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.
  • Accordions can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.
  • Chefstaves can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different non-ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.

All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, forearm replacements, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are ranged weapons. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.

The Disembodied Hand familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of chefstaves and accordions), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
Blood knife 30-60 None 1-handed knife
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 30-60 70 Moxie 1-handed machine gun
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
zombie accordion 30-60 250 Moxie 1-handed accordion
frying brainpan 23-45 200 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
  • Maximum MP +200
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit weakens opponent
  • +30 Sleaze Damage
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
7-inch discus 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
deep six-shooter 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
diabolical crossbow 20-40 150 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Dinsey's pizza cutter 20-40 100 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's snowball sack 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
garbage sticker 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
The Jokester's gun 20-40 50 Moxie 1-handed pistol
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mjolnir Jr. 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty speargun 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered speargun 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed pistol
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife  
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
super-sweet boom box 20-40 75 Moxie 1-handed radio
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
teflon spatula 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed flail
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Windsor Pan of the Source 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
wolf whistle 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
beer bong 19-38 80 Moxie 1-handed bong
ghast iron cleaver 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
honey dipper 18-35 72 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
oversized pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
toy ray gun 18-35 72 Moxie 1-handed pistol
unsanitized scalpel 18-36 35 Muscle 1-handed knife
war tongs 18-36 75 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
ancient ice cream scoop 17-34 70 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +20
combat fan 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • +3 Prismatic Damage
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
happiness 17-33 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
red-hot poker 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +15 Hot Damage
Saturday Night Special 17-33 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
black blade 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
breadchucks 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
fleetwood chain 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • Weapon Damage +5
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Maximum HP +30
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
The Nuge's favorite crossbow 16-32 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
X-37 gun 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed yoyo
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife  
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant artisanal rice peeler 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
grease cannon 15-30 35 Moxie 1-handed bazooka
Grimacite gat 15-30 40 Moxie 1-handed gun
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
keel-haulin' knife 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +17
love 15-30 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
obsidian nutcracker 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +30%
Othello's dagger 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick 15-30 35 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
pygmy concertinette 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed accordion
rainbow crossbow 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
star spatula 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed violin
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
rave whistle 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed whistle
silver cheese-slicer 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10%
silver paté knife 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
star boomerang 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bastard baster 13-25 47 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +20%
battery-powered drill 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed drill
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
eldritch hammer 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed hammer
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
oil pan 13-26 47 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
  • Mysticality +10%
  • Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
VYKEA hex key 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
carrot-on-a-stick 12-24 45 Moxie 1-handed flail
  • Moxie +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
elevenderizing hammer 12-23 11 Muscle 1-handed club
fiberglass foil 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed sword
gummi sword 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Muscle +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Jacob's rung 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed club
potato pistol 12-24 45 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
silver shrimp fork 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
wrought-iron whisk 12-24 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
ghostly dagger 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed knife
haunted paddle-ball 11-22 40 Moxie 1-handed flail
hawk 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed saw
iron pasta spoon 11-22 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
wicker sticker 11-22 None 1-handed knife
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
barrel gun 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bottle-rocket crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
can of fake snow 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed can
candlestick 10-20 None 1-handed wand
chocolate cow bone 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +30% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Candilicious Smacks!
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elf ploughshare 10-20 None 1-handed sword
elven tambourine 10-20 None 1-handed rattle
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • It's very exclusive!
flaming juggler's balls 10-20 None 1-handed euphemisms
Frankly Mr. Shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice nine 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
iFlail 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed flail
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
kiwi beak 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife
lead pipe 10-20 None 1-handed club
lightning rod 10-20 None 1-handed staff
Loathing Legion double prism 10-20 None 1-handed prism
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
macroplane grater 10-20 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10%
madius 10-20 36 Muscle 1-handed sword
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 10-20 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
papier-mâchéte 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun 10-20 20 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Ranged Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
Periodical Paintbrush 10-20 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
prehistoric spear 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed throwing spear +5% Chance of Critical Hit
Rain-Doh yellow laser gun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
reindeer hammer 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle 10-20 None 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
revolver 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
rusted-out shootin' iron 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sewage-clogged pistol 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 10-20 None 1-handed accordion
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife  
Sheila Take a Crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
  • +5% Pickpocket Chance
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Combat Initiative +X%
  • (+Initiative based on Smithsness)
shooting morning star 10-20 None 1-handed flail
silent pea shooter 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed slingshot
Sneaky Pete's basket 10-20 None 1-handed basket
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
space heater 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • +12 Hot Damage
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Space Tourist Phaser 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol This Phaser is set to Fun
spant spear 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed spear

+All Attributes +10%

spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 10-20 None 1-handed superball
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 None 1-handed staff
  • Quest item
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +25%
  • Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
  • +5 Pool Skill
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shotgun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Thor's Pliers 10-20 None 1-handed pliers
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
wrench 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
  • Maximum MP +50
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Item will disappear at the end of the day
17-alarm Saucepan 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
anger blaster 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement +10 Hot Damage
Cerebral Crossbow 9-18 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
contract enforcement stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
doubt cannon 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
elegant nightstick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
fear condenser 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
grass whistle 9-18 35 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
huge spoon 9-18 30 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +8% Chance of Critical Hit
magic whistle 9-17 27 Moxie 1-handed whistle
plasma rifle 9-18 None 1-handed rifle
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Ranged Damage +20
regret hose 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
broken beer bottle 8-15 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
candy stick 8-16 25 Mysticality 1-handed staff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +40% Candy Drops from Monsters
chopsticks 8-15 23 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
clockwork crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
crystalline reamer 8-15 22 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 8-16 25 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed yo-yo  
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
Meteoid ice beam 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed gun
pitchfork 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +7
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
quantum disintegrator pistol 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed pistol +15% Damage vs. Bugbears
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
swordzall 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +8
  • Maximum MP +10
ultimate ultimate frisbee 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed frisbee
accord ion 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed accordion
double-barreled sling 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed sling
finger cymbals 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
grease gun 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed pistol
hippy bongo 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
Orcish frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
boxing glove on a spring 6-11 12 Moxie 1-handed club
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
filthy pestle 6-12 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
knob bugle 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed horn Successful hit weakens opponent
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
ratarang 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
shotgun 6-12 None 1-handed
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Ranged Damage +10
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
5-Alarm Saucepan 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
aerogel accordion 5-10 None 1-handed accordion
  • Moxie +10
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Enables the casting of 10-turn Accordion Thief buffs (all classes)
  • 2017 AT SC Standard reward
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
astral pistol 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
basic meat spork 5-9 7 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife  
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
can of maces 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed club
cheap plastic kazoo 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed kazoo +10 to Monster Level
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
curdflinger 5-9 7 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
deadfall branch 5-10 15 Muscle 1-handed club
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
mercenary pistol 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • All Attributes +10
  • Never Fumble
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
Pasta Spoon of Peril 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
polyester peeler 5-10 None 1-handed utensil
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • Spell Damage +20%
  • Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
  • Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
pottery yo-yo 5-10 None 1-handed yo-yo +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
tambourine 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed drum
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Maximum MP +20
toy Crimbot power glove 5-10 None 1-handed knuckles
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
warbear oil pan 5-10 None 1-handed saucepan
wooden spoon 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +5
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
ironic battle spoon 4-8 5 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
jack flapper 4-7 2 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
plastic replica blaster pistol 4-8 None 1-handed pistol
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • This item disappears at the end of the day
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
starchy crossbow 4-8 5 Moxie 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
western-style skinning knife 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed knife
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Bananubis's Staff 3-6 None 1-handed
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • -6 Luck
  • Raise Skeleton Buddies
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
boomerang 3-6 None 1 handed-boomerang
bone rattle 3-6 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
breadwand 3-5 None 1-handed wand
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic blowgun 3-5 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent
cheap plastic bottle opener 3-6 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
eggbeater 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
Gnollish slotted spoon 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
rubber band gun 3-6 None 1-handed pistol Moxie +5
rubber spatula 3-5 None 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +2
sewer snake 3-6 None 1-handed flail
shiny butcherknife 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spork 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
sturdy machete 3-6 None 1-handed sword
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
throwing wrench 3-6 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
trusty whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
bonerang 2-4 None 1-handed boomerang +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
corn holder 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
cap gun 2-4 None 1-handed pistol
dented harmonica 2-4 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
Knob Goblin tongs 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe 2-4 None 1-handed club
  • Muscle +2
  • Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
space beast fur whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
airblaster gun 1-2 None 1-handed pistol Gives skill Air Blast in combat
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 1-2 None 1-handed disco ball  
hilarious comedy prop 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
lavalarva 1-2 None 1-handed whip
licorice whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Candiful Crits
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +30
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
Murderbot whip 1-2 30 Muscle 1-handed whip
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
pasta spoon 1-2 None 1-handed utensil  
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
rope 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
saucepan 1-2 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spelunker's whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • Part of Spelunker's Gear
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Putty snake 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Fruit Salad 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Moxie +10
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • +15 Damage to Cold Spells
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Staff of Queso Escusado 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the All-Steak 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Damage Reduction: 15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1-2 85 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cream of the Cream 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Moxie +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Electric Range 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 1-2 20 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • +5 Smithsness
  • +X Spell Damage
  • (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Hearty Dinner 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Light Lunch 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Lunch Lady 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in KOLHS run
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • Maximum HP/MP +15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1-2 250 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +250%
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +150%
  • +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure
  • Slime Hates It
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Staff of Life 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1-2 25 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 1-2 150 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
sticky hand whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
stuffed club 1 None 1-handed club
  • Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
KoL Con 12-gauge 0-0 None 1-handed shotgun
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game


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