Familiar Weight

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Familiar Weight is the measure of a familiar's experience level and is expressed in pounds. Generally, a familiar with a higher weight is more effective.

In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience^1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169, 196, 225, 256, 289, 324, 361, and 400 experience.

Weight	Total Familiar Experience
1	0
2	4
3	9
4	16
5	25
6	36
7	49
8	64
9	81
10	100
11	121
12	144
13	169
14	196
15	225
16	256
17	289
18	324
19	361
20	400

There are a few familiars that make all of those rules generalizations. The Inflatable Dodecapede is most effective at lighter weights. The Stocking Mimic gains weight only from consuming candies, or from combats with a particular familiar item equipped, and has a maximum of 100 pounds. The Homemade Robot gains no weight from combats, only from parts added, and also has a maximum of 100 pounds. The Ghost of Crimbo Carols, Ghost of Crimbo Cheer and Ghost of Crimbo Commerce all share experience with each other while having a maximum of 40 pounds.

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord	Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc)	+1	TT 60 Mus	Nemesis Quest outfit Weapon is a Quest Item
giant yellow hat	Hat	+1	47 Mox	+10 Fam Damage Regenerate 4-8 HP/adv Regenerate 4-8 MP/adv Dropped by lab monkey in The Secret Government Laboratory
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	+1	250 Mus Torso Awaregness	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage Bonus is for Turtle Tamers only Outfit piece drop from skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania's Castle
yule hatchet	Weapon (1H)	+2		Content from Crimbo 2021
gnawed-up dog bone	Weapon (1H)	+1	20 Mus	+5 Fam Weight Dropped (rarely) by skeletal cat in The Haunted Conservatory Unlocks ghost dog at the Hot Dog Stand
latte lovers member's mug	Off-Hand Item	+3	Vitamin ingredient unlocked	Must include Vitamin among its current ingredients for the enchantment to take effect Enchantments can be customized at will Grants the Gulp Latte, Offer Latte to Opponent and Throw Latte on Opponent combat skills
ghostly reins	Off-Hand Item	+2		Sometimes obtained via wearing protonic accelerator pack w/correct quest +10 Fam Weight Will disappear at rollover
familiar scrapbook	Off-Hand Item	+1		+5 Familiar Weight +5% to all Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie gains Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure
Messenger bag RNA	Accessory	+2		+3 stats per fight Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
teacher's pen	Accessory	+2		+3 stats per fight Content from June cleaver
autumn leaf pendant	Accessory	+1		Sometimes acquired from the autumn-aton adventuring in the appropriate area +5 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage Will disappear at rollover
chalk chain	Accessory	+1		+2 Mus Stats/Fight Weakens attackers May not equip more than one 2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	Accessory	+1		Obtained from Advent Calendar (2019)
ring	Accessory	+2, +1, or +0		Enchantments are randomized, but can potentially roll one or both experience effects Two Crazy Random Summer ascension reward
Futuristic collar	Fam Equip	+5, +4 or +0		+X Familiar Experience per combat, Familiar Weight or Familar Damage Enchantment is different every day, and is affected by player level. Details here.
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	+3		+5 Fam Weight Has many after combat effects +Fam Experience has a 1:8 chance of occurring
Toy Cupid bow	Fam Equip	+2		Occasionally snag a missed item drop Distract foes with a plunger to the face Drops familiar's unique equipment based on current familiar or a heart necklace if the familiar lacks unique equipment
flaming familiar doppelgänger	Fam Equip	+1-2		+5 ML Form of Great Ball of Frozen Fire
tiny stillsuit	Fam Equip	+1		+5 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage While equipped to a familiar (even in the Terrarium), collects sweat that can be distilled to acquire the Buzzed on Distillate effect for 1 Drunkenness.
moveable feast	Fam Equip	+1		+5 Fam Weight Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat Can be "used" as well to buff up to 5 different familiars per day
tiny fly glasses	Fam Equip	+1		Content from antique record album (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
tiny gold medal	Fam Equip	+1		Obtained from the august scepter skill Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day! +10 to Familiar Weight Doubles the chance that familiars act in combat Will disappear at rollover

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Bonus	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Wine-Friendly	+X	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	12 turns	1 Drunk	X = 4 + ROUND(ln(D)), where D = familiar damage dealt over 13 combats before combat where wine dropped Familiar Damage +3X Spell Damage +3X +3X to Monster Level
Feeling Fancy	+10	roasted vegetable focaccia	50 turns	2 Full	Muscle +15 Mysticality +200%
Blue Swayed	+10 (↓)	pulled blue taffy (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Pulled Taffy	+5 (↓) Fam Weight 5x taffy needed to max bonus Ticks down every 5 turns (every 10 turns for the weight bonus)
Candied Devil	+5	deviled candy egg (potion)	10 turns		+5 to Familiar Weight +25 to Monster Level
Shortly Hydrated	+5	short glass of water (potion)	11 turns		Your familiar will always act in combat
Warm Shoulders	+5	shoulder-warming lotion (potion)	20 turns		+5 Fam Weight Sold at Wal-Mart for 5 gift certificates
Video... Games?	+5	defective Game Grid token	5 turns	Use of token	+5 Fam Weight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments Token can be used once daily Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
		bowl of Tastee-Wheet™		Level 5 Item Loss 1 Full	+5 Fam Weight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments
A Girl Named Sue	+5	Consult about Susie at Fortune Teller	100 turns	VIP access Fortune Teller access	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage Effect can be acquired once a day
Big Smile of the Platypus	+5	Gaze at the Stars (sometimes)	20 turns	Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite access The Platypus moon sign	Effect can be acquired 3 times a day
2 Hearts, 1 Mind	+3	essential cameraderie [sic] (potion)	50 turns		+3 Stats/Fight Content from the antique souvenir drawing
Three Days Slow	+3	6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) at Tea Party	30 turns	VIP access Looking Glass access	Use "DRINK ME" potion to unlock The Rabbit Hole zone Tea party is located in The Rabbit Hole Effect can be acquired once a day
Smile of the Platypus	+3	Gaze at the Stars (sometimes)	20 turns	Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite access	Effect can be acquired 3 times a day
Brother Corsican's Blessing	+2	Brother Corsican at the Deep Fat Friars	20 turns	Finished Friars' Quest	Effect can be acquired once per day Also applies to Arena fights
Green Tongue	+2	green snowcone (potion)	20 turns	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	+5 Fam Weight Can only use one colour snowcone at a time Summoned randomly
Black Tongue		black snowcone (potion)			+5 Fam Weight All other snowcone effects Can only use one colour snowcone at a time Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive	+2	Hot Socks at Speakeasy	50 turns	VIP access Speakeasy access Drink unlocked 5,000 Meat 3 Drunk	+10 Fam Weight +20 Fam Damage Can acquire a maximum of 3 drinks per day
Daily Loathing Ballot local initiative	+2	Daily Loathing Ballot	All day	Daily Loathing Ballot access	If available, can acquire once per day Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Animal Lover	+2	candy cane sword cane	30 turns	Finger-Lickin'... Death. with candy cane sword cane equiped
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin	+1	Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff)	Totem-based		Also applies to Arena fights Skillbook was sold by The Traveling Trader for 100 twinkly wads on March 31, 2010
Heart of White	+1	white candy heart (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	+3 All Attributes +1 Stat/Fight
Your Days Are Numbed	+5	Leprechaun's Condo	10 turns	Install UltraDance karaoke machine, cupcake treadmill, or couch and flatscreen.	+5 to Fam Weight
(Passive)	+1/6	Testudinal Teachings (skill)	Always		Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

• love song of icy revenge (used as combat item): variable
• Fire off a Roman Candle with little box of fireworks: +2 (sometimes)
• Frumious Bandersnatch only, without Ode to Booze active:
  • Saucestorm, Wave of Sauce, or Cannelloni Cannon: +1
  • Stuffed Mortar Shell (usable 1x/combat): +2
• Stilton Splatter (at the end of combat, only available as a Cheese Wizard): +3

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

• Ghost Dog Chow (potion): +20
• respected companion biscuit (potion): +1
• diabolic pizza (food): +40 (if made with fam hatchling/equipment) (also grants their familiar equipment if possible)
• Apriling band piccolo when played grants +40 experience to your current familiar, up to 3 times per day
• Mayam Calendar will grant +100 experience when the "fur" option is selected when asked to Consider the Calendar
• Quantized familiar experience will grant +11~23 experience, starting at +11 and increasing by one based on how many additional Quantum of familiar were used.
• Shorter-Order Cook is a familiar that will provide 1 point of experience to your previously equipped familiar after a combats. It also grants 81 familiar experience (or 100 with blue plate equipped) to each familiar when you first take them out of your terrarium (once per familiar per ascension).
• Using a Black and White Apron Meal Kit to prepare a meal with centipede eggs, or a bunny liver will (sometimes) grant 30 experience. Preparing with dry noodles will (sometimes) grant 20 experience

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Daily Loathing Ballot's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot(s)	Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Dire Drifter Duds	Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants)	5	TT 200 Mus	Allows use of the Zombo's Visage skill while in Hobopolis
Zombo's skullcap	Hat	10	TT 200 Mus	Muscle +20% Part of the Dire Drifter Duds outfit
crumpled felt fedora	Hat	10	200 Mox	Muscle +5%
shining star cap	Hat	10		Bonus for December only
warbear foil hat	Hat	5	TT	Additional +10 lbs. to Robotic Familiars
Boris's Helm	Hat	5		Enchantment changes to +1 Minstrel Level in AoB run Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +15 to Monster Level (if horns are askew)
Crown of Thrones	Hat	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton enthroned
Daylight Shavings Helmet	Hat	5		+3 Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Gives you a buff that lasts 11 adventures every 11 adventures
fiberglass fedora	Hat	5	40 Mox	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Doubles effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
papier-mitre	Hat	5	20 Mox	+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Helps you describe things
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	5	75 Mox	Regenerate10-12 HP/adv Regenerate 10-12 MP/adv Muscle +30%
stained glass stetson	Hat	5	40 Mys	Mysticality +20% +5 Damage to Cold Spells +5 Damage to Hot Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Damage to Spooky Spells +5 Damage to Stench Spells
Elder Turtle Shell	Hat	3	TT 15 Mus	Muscle +11
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton embacked
snowpack	Back Item	5		+30 Cold Damage Bonus for Pastamancers only
Crimbuccaneer shirt	Shirt	10		Bonus for December only
Stephen's lab coat	Shirt	5	45 Mus	+10 to Monster Level
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	5	TT 250 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 to Familiar Damage
Cursed pirate cutlass	Weapon (1H)	10	50 Mus	+25 Muscle +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
fouet de tortue-dressage	Weapon (1H)	10	TT	Nemesis Quest Item
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weapon (1H)	10	Empathy Chip upgrade	+20% All Attributes +4 Prismatic Damage +1 Res All Allows you to Use the Force
rope	Weapon (1H)	10	DoEC draw	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Obtained from Deck of Every Card Will disappear at rollover
adobe adze	Weapon (1H)	5	40 Mus	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
egg gun	Weapon (1H)	5	40 Mox	+25 Stench Damage +75% Food Drops from Monsters Regenerate 15-20 HP per adventure
fish hatchet	Weapon (1H)	5	VIP key Access to clan with stocked Floundry	Muscle +100% Weapon Damage +50 Monsters will be less attracted to you Can acquire once per day Will disappear at rollover Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
gnawed-up dog bone	Weapon (1H)	5	10 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
iFlail	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+11 to Monster Level Monsters will be less attracted to you
love	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+50% Pants Drops from Monsters Regenerate 8-16 HP per Adventure Regenerate 8-16 MP per Adventure
party whip	Weapon (1H)	5		+15 to Monster Level +10% Item Drops from Monsters
Spelunker's whip	Weapon (1H)	5		Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters
bar whip	Weapon (1H)	2
magic whistle	Weapon (1H)	1	27 Mox	+4 to Monster Level
burning paper crane	Off-Hand Item	10		Obtained by folding a burning newspaper Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +4 Will disappear at rollover
ghostly reins	Off-Hand Item	10	protonic accelerator pack	+2 Fam Exp/Fight Will disappear at rollover
Left-Hand Man action figure	Off-Hand Item	7		Obtained from the Left-Hand Man familiar
familiar scrapbook	Off-Hand Item	5		+1 Familiar Experience per combat +5% to all Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie gains Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure
latte lovers member's mug	Off-hand	5	Rawhide ingredient unlocked	Must include Rawhide among its current ingredients for the enchantment to take effect Enchantments can be customized at will Grants the Gulp Latte, Offer Latte to Opponent and Throw Latte on Opponent combat skills
old school flying disc	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	200 Mus	Muscle +15% Damage Reduction: +14
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	TT	+5 Smithsness +X% Muscle based on Smithsness Gain the favor of Turtle Spirits more quickly Damage Reduction: 7
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5		Bonus for TTs only +3 Stat(s) from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Can be thrown in combat Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
shield of the Skeleton Lord	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	50 Mus	Muscle +50% +50 to Monster Level
Wal-Mart snowglobe	Off-Hand Item	5	50 Mus	Muscle +40% +4 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights
bag of unfinished business	Weapon (2H)	5	200 Mox	Stench Damage +40
piratical blunderbuss	Weapon (2H)	5		+30% Booze Drops from Monsters
repaid diaper	Pants	15	15 Mox	An ultra rare drop Pulverizes into an ultimate wad
Pantogram pants	Pants	10	portable pantogram 11 Lead necklaces in middle sacrifice slot	Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses	Pants	10	TT 30 Mus	Found during the TT Me and My Nemesis quest
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	Pants	10	100 Mus	Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) Weapon Damage +50%
Greaves of the Murk Lord	Pants	5		Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure All Attributes +5% Obtained by completing The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
terra cotta trousers	Pants	5	40 Mus	Muscle +20% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	40 Moxie	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	15	Underwater folder slot	Need Folder (catfish) inserted
Belt of Loathing	Accessory	10	150 Mox	Damage Reduction: 20 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Brutal brogues	Accessory	8	Access to Bastille Battalion Playing with a Brutalist Bridge	Muscle +50% Weapon Damage +50% +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Can receive once per day Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks	Accessory	6
autumn leaf pendant	Accessory	5		Sometimes acquired from the autumn-aton adventuring in the appropriate area +10 to Familiar Damage +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Will disappear at rollover
Beach Comb	Accessory	5		Moxie +20% Regenerate 8-12 MP per adventure
furry halo	Accessory	5	Unarmed
hewn moon-rune spoon	Accessory	5		+3 Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Chance of Critical Hit Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +25% Grants 50 Adventures of Spoon Boon at Rollover Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Moxie +5 Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25
bakelite badge	Accessory	5	40 Mys	Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
ceramic cestus	Accessory	5	40 Mus	Muscle +20% Enables use of the Ceramic Punch skill in combat May not equip more than one
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	5	Folder slot	Need Folder (heavy metal) inserted
BGE tiny plastic toy	Accessory	3		Randomly obtained from using a BGE merchandise order form
plastic Duskwalker necklace	Accessory	3		Moxie +5 Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines	Accessory	3		You may not equip more than one of each (Bloodkip, Magikrap, Porkachu, Smugleaf, Twitter, Vegemite, Vermouth Obtained from My Own Pen Pal kit
Tiny Plastic Figurines	Accessory	1		Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (figurinename)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table.
Snow Suit	Fam Equip	20 (↓)		Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns) "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater	Fam Equip	10	Choice of astral equipment	Obtained from Pet Heaven A Quest Item
sugar shield	Fam Equip	10		Obtained by using a sugar sheet Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
tiny gold medal	Fam Equip	10		Obtained from the august scepter skill Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day! +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Doubles the chance that familiars act in combat Will disappear at rollover
amulet coin	Fam Equip	10		+50% Meat from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Cornbeefadon, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
luck incense	Fam Equip	10		+25% Item Drops from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
muscle band	Fam Equip	10		Increases familiar damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
Razor fang	Fam Equip	10		Sometimes blocks enemy attacks Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
shell bell	Fam Equip	10		Restores HP when your familiar deals damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball	Fam Equip	10		Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
Apriling band piccolo	Fam Equip	10		Derived from Conducting the Band with an Apriling band helmet Will disappear at rollover
fuzzy polar bear ears	Fam Equip	5		+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
ittah bittah hookah	Fam Equip	5		Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks	Fam Equip	5		In first round of combat, helps with Combat Initiative, delevels, or does Passive Damage Allows familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle (does elemental damage and sometimes grants +2 familiar experience) After combat, may increase Items from Monsters or grant 3 extra Stat Gains from Fights
Loathing Legion helicopter	Fam Equip	5		Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25% One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	5		Various additional beneficial effects
miniature goose mask	Fam Equip	5		+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight
moveable feast	Fam Equip	5		Lets familiars to gain weight faster Familiars sometimes attack opponents
Most familiar specific equipment	Fam Equip	5		There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar. There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
Panda outfit	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Foggy
plastic pumpkin bucket	Fam Equip	5		+13% Item Drops from Monsters Familiar Will Occasionally Play Tricks on Enemies
tiny glowing red nose	Fam Equip	5		+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Cynn
Lead necklace	Fam Equip	3
miniature antlers	Fam Equip	1-5		Bonus is 1+ceil(moon light/2)
serrated proboscis extension	Fam Equip	20		Unimplemented test item

Tiny Plastic Figurines

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect	Source Type	Bonus	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Amphibian Sympathy	Passive Skill (TT)	5	Always		Subtracts 5 pounds from the weight of the Inflatable Dodecapede
Crimbo Training: Concierge	Passive Skill (Crimbo 2022)	1	Always		Available under Standard restrictions until January 1, 2026.
Empathy	Skill (TT)	5	Totem-based	15 MP	Can be cast on other players
Thoughtful Empathy	Skill (TT)	8	Totem-based	15 MP	Casts instead of Empathy of the Newt if equipped with April Shower Thoughts shield
One Foot Heavier	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Flag by the Foot™ Maximum HP +50%
Leash of Linguini	Skill (PM)	5	10 turns	12 MP
Candied Devil	Item	5	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from deviled candy egg +5 to Familiar XP gain +25 to Monster Level
Blood Bond	Skill	5	10 turns	30 HP	Obtained from the skill Blood Bond Lose 8-10 HP/adv Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a TT
Chorale of Companionship	Skill (AT)	10	Accordion-based	50 MP Level 15 AT AT Song slot	Obtained from the skill Chorale of Companionship Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Chester) Can only be cast 10 times per day Can be cast on other players (that are at least level 15)
	Item		20 turns	Item Loss AT Song Slot	Obtained from recording of Chorale of Companionship Does not have a level requirement, unlike the song itself
Meteor Showered	Combat Skill	20	1 turn	Meteor Lore; use of skill (limit: 5x/day)	Obtained from casting Meteor Shower (5x-daily limit) Weapon Damage +200% Spell Damage +200% Removed at the end of combat Only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Party Soundtrack	Skill	5	30 turns	25 cinch Cincho de Mayo equipped	Obtained from the skill Cincho: Party Soundtrack
Chow Downed	Skill (ZM)	5	10 turns	Zombie Slayer path 1 Zombie	Obtained from Zombie Chow
Reliable Backup	Skill (JA)	10	10 turns	10 MP Jazz Agent	Obtained from casting Call For Backup Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Jazz Agent Your familiar will act more often
Soothing Flute	Skill (JA)	5	10 turns	15 MP Jazz Agent	Obtained from casting Soothing Flute Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Jazz Agent Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure
The Platypus	Moon sign	5	Ascension	Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party	Effect	10	40 turns	50 Mox rollover slot (pants)	Obtained from having ratskin pajama pants equipped during rollover Dropped (rarely) by Skeezy in Uncle Gator's
Spirit of Galactic Unity	Effect	10	30 turns	75 Mus	Obtained from having Spacegate scientist's insignia equipped during rollover 3,000 Spacegate Research per insignia required to fabricate 60 turns of the effect are granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
				75 Mys	Obtained from having Spacegate military insignia equipped during rollover 3,000 Spacegate Research per insignia required to fabricate 60 turns of the effect are granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
Billiards Belligerence	Effect	5	10 turns	Clan VIP Lounge key VIP Pool Table access	Obtained from Playing Aggressively at A Pool Table Weapon Damage +50% Can acquire up to 3 times per day
A Girl Named Sue	Effect	5	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access	Obtained from a consult with Susie +5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage Can acquire once per day
Do I Know You From Somewhere?	Effect	5	50 turns	Beach Comb or driftwood beach comb	Obtained from combing the beach head 1111 minutes out on Comb the Beach
Open Heart Surgery	Effect	10	50 turns	Access to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.	Obtained from choosing to get heart surgery at the L.O.V. Emergency Room Can acquire once per day
Puzzle Champ	Effect	20	25 turns	Witchess Set	Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once Can get effect once per day
familiar.enq	Effect	5	50 turns	Source Terminal	Obtained over Rollover by having preemptively entered "enquire familiar.enq" at the Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse	Effect	5	30 turns	Rabbit Hole access 24-character hat	Obtained from the The Mad Tea Party once per day The Rabbit Hole is accessed via "DRINK ME" potion, produced by the Looking Glass in the VIP Lounge
Optimist Primal	Effect	5	20 turns	Arena quest completed as hippy	Obtained by choosing Join a drum circle at the Mysterious Island Arena if completed with Jam Band Flyers Can get effect once per day
Happy Salamander	Effect	3	10 turns	Access to clan with a Radio	Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio Can (possibly) get effect once per day No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin
ChibiChanged™	Effect	5	5+ turns	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days) Can get effect once per day
Video... Games?	Effect	5	5 turns		Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token (once/day) +5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Level 5 Item Loss 1 Full	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Down With Chow	Food	10	20 turns	Level 6 Item Loss 1 Full	Obtained from tempura broccoli
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts	Food	5	40 turns	Obtained from Strix stix Level 4 Item Loss 2 Full
Souper Vengeful	Food	3	10 turns	TT Item Loss 1 Full	Formerly obtained from turtle soup Item no longer acquirable; effect can be obtained through Wishing
Thanksgetting	Food	X	20 turns per item	Item Loss 2 Full	Obtained by eating one of the following: green bean casserole, cranberry cylinder, mashed potatoes, candied sweet potatoes, mince pie, bread roll, baked stuffing, thanksgiving turkey, warm gravy If X is the number of unique thanksgiving foods consumed since rollover: 40%*(X+1) Meat drop 20%*(X+1) Item drop (X+1) familiar weight (X) all elemental Resistance
Thanksgot	Effect	2	Variable	All turns of Thanksgetting	Obtained over Rollover by having one or more turns of Thanksgetting +80% Meat from Monsters +40% Item Drops from Monsters Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
All Is Forgiven	Booze	10	30 turns	Level 5 Item Loss 2 Drunk	Obtained from Amnesiac Ale
Christmessy	Booze	5	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Obtained from mentholated wine
Wassailing You	Booze	5	40 turns	Level 3 Item Loss 1 Drunk	Obtained from Feliz Navidad
Connected	Food, Booze or Spleen	5	40 / 80 turns	Item Loss 2 Fullness, 2 Drunk or 1 Spleen	Obtained from cyburger, cybeer (40 turns) or psilocyber mushroom (80 turns). Also gives +5 familiar damage.
Hip to the Jive	Booze	10	50 turns	VIP Speakeasy access with drink unlocked 3 Drunk 5,000 Meat	Obtained from ordering Hot Socks at the Speakeasy +2 Fam Exp/Fight +20 Fam Damage Can purchase up to 3 drinks per day
Turkey-Friendly	Booze	5	25 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Obtained from Friendly Turkey Drink dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3 Up to 5 per day can drop
Smart Drunk	Booze	20	1 turn	Item Loss 10 Drunk	Obtained from vintage smart drink Maximum HP +120 Max CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin	Booze	5	30 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Obtained from Jack-O-Lantern beer
Crimbeau'd	Spleen Item	10	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from Crimbeau de toilette +25% Item Drops from Monsters +50% Meat from Monsters
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect	Spleen Item	10	100 turns	Level 6 Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object +100% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters Maximum MP +100% Combat Initiative +100% Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage+200% Spell Damage Damage Reduction: 25
Party on Your Skin	Spleen Item	5	50 turns	Level 4 Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from Party-in-a-Can™ +50% Max HP & MP Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
Cute Vision	Spleen Item	5	50 turns	Level 6 Item Loss 4 Spleen	Obtained from cute mushroom
Heavy Petting	Spleen Item	5	30 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray -10% All Attributes
Boxing Day Glow	Spleen Item	5	100 turns	Boxing Daycare access Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from body spradium +50% Meat from Monsters
Joy	Spleen Item	10	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from abstraction: joy Received when using the muscle (square) combat item against the mysticality (circle) DMT monster
Beastly Flavor	Spleen Item	3	10 turns	Level 4 Item Loss 4 Spleen	Obtained from beastly paste
Gleam-Inducing	Spleen Item	5	50 turns	Level 5 Item Loss 1 Spleen	Obtained from gleaming oyster egg
Cold Hearted	Item	10 (↓)	5 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from love song of icy revenge Bonus is 1/2 turns remaining, capped at 10 +20 (↓) Moxie 4x to max the effect (+more to maintain) Can also be used as a combat item
Blue Swayed	Item	5 (↓)	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from pulled blue taffy Bonus is 1/10 turns remaining, capped at 5 +10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain) Can also be used as a combat item underwater
She Ate Too Much Candy	Item	25 (↓)	5 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from prunets Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
Robot Friends	Item	20	1 turn	Item Loss	Obtained from silver face paint CS reward for the -CF test
Shortly Stacked	Item	10	11 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from short stack of pancakes Your familiar will always act in combat
Loyal as a Rock	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from lump of loyal latite Familiar Damage +10
Over-Familiar With Dactyls	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Friendliness Beverage Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time
Panna Consideration	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from terra panna cotta Familiar Damage +10
Man's Worst Enemy	Item	5	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from disintegrating spiky collar Dropped by toothless mastiff bitch in The Stately Pleasure Dome
Work For Hours a Week	Item	5	100 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week Regenerate 10-20 HP/adv
Yeg's Glory	Item	5	100 turns		Obtained from winning a fancy chess set game Muscle +100% Mysticality +100% Moxie +100% +10 Stats Per Fight Can acquire once per day
Spookyravin'	Item	10	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Stephen's secret formula Dropped by Stephen Spookyraven
Healthy Green Glow	Item	10	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from irradiated pet snacks Lucky Adventure from Menagerie Level 2
Human-Fish Hybrid	Effect	10	Intrinsic	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Obtained from using the DNA extraction syringe on a fish
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Fish
Human-Machine Hybrid	Effect	5	Intrinsic	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Obtained from using the DNA extraction syringe on a construct Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: 5
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Construct Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: 5
Kindly Resolve	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from resolution: be kinder Libram of Resolutions uncommon summons
Loyal Tea	Item	5	30 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from cuppa Loyal tea Produced by potted tea tree
Sweet Incentive	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from sugar bunny Made by multi-using 3 possessed sugar cubes, which are dropped by Sundaes at the Sloppy Seconds Diner
Warm Shoulders	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from shoulder-warming lotion +5 Fam Exp/Fight Sold for 5 gift certificates at Wal-Mart
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from shrimp cocktail Dropped by cocktail shrimp in The Sunken Party Yacht
Green Tongue	Item	5	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from green snowcone Tome of Snowcone Summoning common Can only use 1 unique snowcone at a time
Black Tongue					Obtained from black snowcone All other snowcone enhancements Tome of Snowcone Summoning rare Can only use 1 unique snowcone at a time
Heart of Green	Item	3	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from green candy heart +3 All Attributes Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Bestial Sympathy	Item	3	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from half-orchid Sometimes (1/8 chance) dropped by Mayflower bouquet after combat
Whole Latte Love	Item	10	30 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from gingerbread spice latte "Bought" for 50 sprinkles at the pseudo-shop in Gingerbread City's Upscale Retail District
Unbarking Dogs	Item	10	20 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from dog ointment Sold for 25 Chroners at shop in The Time-Twitching Tower
Squirming Like a Toad	Item	5	10 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from powdered toad horn Moxie +10% Briefly available from The Traveling Trader for 10 twinkly wads
Crocodile Tear	Item	10*	15 turns	underwater Item Loss	Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Obtained from temporary teardrop tattoo Dropped by ganger in The Briniest Deepests Sometimes found in groupie bras
Greased-Up Familiar	Item	5*	40 turns	underwater Item Loss	Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Obtained from sea grease Sold by Big Brother for 5 sand dollars
Your Days Are Numbed	Leprechaun's Condo	5	10 turns	Leprecondo installed	Upgrade Leprecondo with UltraDance karaoke machine, cupcake treadmill, or couch and flatscreen. +5 to Fam XP gain Can alternatively be got with a wish if you have no Leprecondo
Bureaucratized	Adventure	10	20 turns	llama lama gong ~12 turns spent as a mole Item Loss	Obtained at Mt. Molehill with the Path of the Mole effect
Phairly Pheromonal	Adventure	4	20 turns	empty agua de vida bottle 15ish(?) Adventures spent in memories Item Loss	Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed	Other (Boon)	10	20 combat turns	Use of boon	Obtained from moveable feast Can use the boon 5 times per day on different familiars

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source	Source Type	Penalty	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
rat head balloon	Fam Equip	-3	Equipped	Slot
das boot	Fam Equip	-10	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
cursed blanket	Back Item	-20	Equipped	Slot	Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
little bitty bathysphere	Fam Equip	-20	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
Drunkula's wineglass	Off-Hand Item	-30	Equipped	Slot	100 Mys	Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Cobb's Knob Treasury Muscle +40
Once Bitten, Twice Shy	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Cobb's Knob Harem Moxie +40
Scent of a Kitchen Elf	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Cobb's Knob Kitchens Mysticality +40

See Also

• Familiar Equipment
• Maximizing Your Familiar Weight

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