Moxie Modifiers

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that affects your Moxie and their availability in Hardcore. Ultra Rares, rare Tiny Plastics, and other difficult-to-obtain items are considered unattainable, due to the very low chance of getting them.

To see various maximum levels of Moxie, see Maximizing Your Moxie.

Absolute Increases

Absolute Moxie increases will increase (or decrease) your Moxie by a fixed amount.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Great Wolf's headband	Hat	250	Equipped		250 Mox Disco Bandit	No	Part of the Dreadful Bugbear Suit Maximum HP +100 Maximum MP +100 Combat Initiative +50%
Gummiskin	Effect	100	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from gummi canary
			40 turns	Item Loss 4 Full	Lvl 4		Obtained from giant yellow gummi bear
			80 turns	Item Loss 4 Full 4 Drunk	Lvl 6		Obtained from yellow drunki-bear
Piratastic	Effect	100	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from bottle of pirate juice
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	Accessory	43	Equipped		30 Mys	No	Unique item Can be used once per day for free booze -1 MP to use Skills
Idol of Ak'gyxoth	Off-Hand Item	43	Equipped		None	No	-1 MP to use Skills Can be used once per day to summon a free drink
Bananas!	Effect	40	5-15 turns or 30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	All Attributes +40 Obtained from banana smoothie (5-15 turns). Obtained from banana supersucker (30 turns).
Once Bitten, Twice Shy	Effect	40	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Harem Familiar Weight -50%
Cool, Catlike	Effect	30	20 turns	Item Loss		Yes	Obtained from cool cat elixir +40 Cold Damage
L'instinct Félin	Effect	30	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Level 4	Yes	Obtained from Muschat Triples HP and MP restored when resting
MAHI fez	Hat	30	Equipped		85 Mox	No	A custom item given to BoozerBear
Radium Radicality	Effect	30	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from radium-flavored potato chips
Standard Issue Bravery	Effect	30	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+30 Muscle +30 Mysticality Obtained from CSA bravery badge
Antique Nutcracker Outfit	Outfit	25	Equipped		30 Mus 30 Mys 30 Mox	No	Muscle +25 Mysticality +25 +25% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters
The Moxie of LOV	Effect	25	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from LOV Elixir #9 Ranged Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50%
Newt Gets In Your Eyes	Effect	25	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from eyedrops of newt
old school Mafia knickerbockers	Pants	25	Equipped		35 Mox	No	Mafia prize All Attributes +25
cement shoes	Accessory	20	Equipped		35 Mys	No	Mafia prize Mysticality +20 Improved resting
Chronologically Pummeled	Effect	20	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained in The Sleazy Back Alley Muscle -5 Mysticality -5
Industrial Strength Starch	Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from industrial strength starch Muscle + 20 Mysticality + 20
intergalactic pom poms	Accessory	20	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to skipperic Combat Initiative +30%
Mafia bow tie	Accessory	20	Equipped		35 Mys	No	Mafia prize Muscle +20
Memories of Puppy Love	Effect	20	20 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from old love note
primitive alien blowgun	Weapon (1H)	20	Equipped		10 Mox	No	+25 Sleaze Damage Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Radio Free Baseball Cap	Hat	20	Equipped		60 Mox	No	Part of the Radio Free Regalia
tube sock	Accessory	20	Equipped		45 Mys	Yes	May not equip more than one
arse-shooting crossbow	Weapon (2H)	15	Equipped		65 Mox	No	A custom item given to Kucolan All Attributes +15 Allows Arse Shoot
Cat-Herding Prod	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Cassandra7 All Attributes +15 Weapon Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
cursed breeches	Pants	15	Equipped		85 Mox	No	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
Duke Vampire's regal cloak	Back Item	15	Equipped		40 Mox	No	Moxie +25% Combat Initiative +50%
exclusive ultra-rare item	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick All Attributes +15
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	Hat	15	Equipped		None	Yes
Fratty Flavor	Effect	15	10 turns	Item Loss 4 spleen	Level 4	Yes	Obtained from orc paste
fuzzy bracelets	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Mick All Attributes +15
Golden Mr. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
leggings of the Spider Queen	Pants	15	Equipped		40 Mox	No	Moxie +25% Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50
Locks Like the Raven	Effect	15	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Black No. 2
Master Thief's utility belt	Accessory	15	Equipped		40 Mox	No	Moxie +25% +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight May not equip more than one
Mr. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Ms. Accessory	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Radio KoL Patch	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	Radio prize
rainbow pearl earring	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 Sublime Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl necklace	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 Spell Damage +200 May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring	Accessory	15	Equipped		200 Mys	No	Rare item All Attributes +15 +40 Spooky Damage +40 Stench Damage +40 Hot Damage +40 Cold Damage +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Shot in the Arse	Effect	15	40 turns		None	No	All Attributes +15 Obtained by being shot with Kucolan's custom item
sparkly engagement ring	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Phoenix All Attributes +15 May not equip more than one
The Smile of Mr. A.	Buff	15	40 turns		None	No	All Attributes +15
Travoltan trousers	Pants	15	Equipped		None	No	Combat Initiative +30% Ranged Damage +10 5% Discount at NPC stores Moxie used to determine Maximum MP (unless Mysticality is higher) Cannot equip in Hardcore
Xlyinia's notebook	Accessory	15	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Xlyinia All Attributes +15
chintzy accordion pin	Accessory	12	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Mysticality +6 Bonus for ATs only May not equip more than one
chintzy disco ball pendant	Accessory	12	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Muscle +6 Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	Weapon (2H)	11	Equipped		85 Mus	No	All Attributes +11 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
Bling of the New Wave	Accessory	11	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
buoybottoms	Pants	11	Equipped		60 Mox	Yes	Monster Level +7 Combat Initiative -30%
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11	Equipped		200 Mys	Yes	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle and Mysticality +11% Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Disco 'Fro Pick	Hat	11	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +11% Bonus for DBs only
El Sombrero De Lopez	Hat	11	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +7 Bonus for ATs only
grungy flannel shirt	Shirt	11	Equipped		60 Mox Torso Awaregness	Yes
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	Accessory	11	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head Bonus for ATs only May not equip more than one
Order of the Silver Wossname	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +11% Items from Monsters +11% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Pink Heart of Spirit	Accessory	11	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	11	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	Weapon (2H)	11	Equipped		60 Mox	Yes	+23% Meat from Monsters +15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion Bonus for DBs only
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	Weapon (2H)	11	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	+10% Meat from Monsters +7 damage to DB combat skills DB's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
Squeezebox of the Ages	Weapon (2H)	11	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +15 AT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs Bonus for ATs only
Volartta's bellbottoms	Pants	11	Equipped		30 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +11 Bonus for DBs only
Elvish sunglasses	Accessory	10 and 10%	Equipped		None	No	+15 Bonus Ranged Damage +25% Pickpocket Chance Allows playing an instrumental solo once per combat, when appropriate instrument equipped Cannot be equipped in Hardcore May not equip more than one
aerogel accordion	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		None	No	Maximum HP +20 Only takes up one hand!
Cat-Alyzed	Effect	10	30 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from The Mad Tea Party, wearing a 7-character hat
chiffon chakram	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells Deals damage each round
crepe paper plunge camisole	Shirt	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Leave nothing to the imagination and distract your foes
Chocolate Reign	Effect	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from an chocolate bath ball or myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
gabardine girdle	Accessory	10	Equipped		None	No	+20% Booze Drops from Monsters Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
gingerbread trousers	Pants	10	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Part of the Gingerbread Best
Highland Sheen	Effect	10	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis
Iron Beta of Industry	Accessory	10	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
kelp-holly gun	Weapon (1H)	10	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +50% +25% Pickpocket Chance
loofah legwarmers	Accessory	10	Equipped		None	No	Regenerate 5-15 HP and MP per adventure Allows use of the Loofah Leglifts skill in combat May not equip more than one
moss marlinspike	Accessory	10	Equipped		None	No	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt May not equip more than one
optimal spreadsheet	Off-Hand Item	10	Equipped		None	No	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +10 +5 Extra PvP Fights +20 to Monster Level
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Accessory	10	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
paraffin palazzos	Pants	10	Equipped		None	No	+10 Stench Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
warbear dress helmet	Hat	10	Equipped		None	No	+25% Booze Drops from Monsters
PirateRealm party hat	Hat	10	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +10 Mysticality +10 Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm adventures
pulled porquoise pendant	Accessory	10	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	+15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Radio Free Jersey	Shirt	10	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	A custom item given to Amplitude All Attributes +10 Serious Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one
Radio KoL Coffee Mug	Container	10			None	No	All Attributes +10 +10 Hot Damage A custom item given to KolMohDee
ring of adornment	Accessory	10	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	Accessory	10	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes
The Moxious Madrigal	AT Buff Skill	10	5-15 turns	2 MP	None	Yes
velour vaqueros	Pants	10	Equipped		None	No	+30% Pants Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	Accessory	10	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +10 Part of the Primitive Radio Duds May not equip more than one
didgeridooka	Weapon (2H)	9	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes
duct tape shirt	Shirt	9	Equipped		82 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	+20% Meat from Monsters
nasty rat mask	Hat	9	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes	Monster Level -5
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	Accessory	9	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise earring	Accessory	9	Equipped		40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Never Fumble
round green sunglasses	Accessory	9	Equipped		80 Mys	Yes	So-So Sleaze Resistance May not equip more than one
tap shoes	Accessory	9	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes	Combat Initiative -15% May not equip more than one
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Accessory	9	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	Equipped All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
blackberry moccasins	Accessory	8	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	Combat Initiative +25% Damage Reduction: +3 May not equip more than one
charming flute	Weapon (2H)	8	Equipped		70 Mox	Yes	+20 Damage vs. Snakes
giant driftwood sculpture	Weapon (2H)	8	Equipped		80 Mus	Yes	Weapon Damage +15
Green Clover of Justice	Accessory	8	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
leather chaps	Pants	8	Equipped		65 Mox	Yes	Muscle -4
ratskin belt	Accessory	8	Equipped		75 Mys	Yes	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
star crossbow	Weapon (2H)	8	Equipped		67 Mox	Yes
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Accessory	8	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Accessory	7	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
asbestos crossbow	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		40 Mox	Yes	Muscle +5
blackberry galoshes	Accessory	7	Equipped		75 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +7 May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Accessory	7	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Bugfinder Blade	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		75 Mus	No	All Attributes +7 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Awarded to people who find a few bugs
carob cannon	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	+3 Adventures per day when equipped +5 Stench Damage
chrome crossbow	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Codpiece of the Goblin King	Accessory	7	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes
Disco Banjo	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	+3 damage to DB combat skills DB's Epic Weapon Bonus for DBs only
eXtreme meat crossbow	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes
fez of etymology	Hat	7	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes
fuzzy montera	Hat	7	Equipped		50 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +7% Ranged Damage +7 Reward for Moxie classes for completing the Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
hot cross bow	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Muscle +5 +5 Hot Damage
linoleum crossbow	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Spell Damage +7
Palmist Paraphernalia	Outfit	7	Equipped		60 Mox	Yes
pirate fledges	Accessory	7	Equipped		60 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +7 Allows access to the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) without Swashbuckling Getup
projectile icemaker	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	Spell Damage +7 +5 Cold Damage
pygmy nose-bone	Accessory	7	Equipped		62 Mys	Yes	May not equip more than one
Rock and Roll Legend	Weapon (2H)	7	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	AT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes) Bonus for ATs only
Star Garb	Outfit	7	Equipped		75 Mys 75 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +7
Swashbuckling Getup	Outfit	7	Equipped		25 Mys 25 Moxie	Yes
tuxedo shirt	Shirt	7	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	Gives extra adventures when drinking certain kinds of booze
wax hat	Hat	7	Equipped		10 Mus	Yes	Maximum HP +10
wax pants	Pants	7	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +10%
Wax Wardrobe	Outfit	7	Equipped		10 Mus 10 Mox	Yes
chintzy saucepan earring	Accessory	6	Equipped		45 Mys	Yes	Mysticality +12 Bonus for Ss only May not equip more than one
chintzy seal pendant	Accessory	6	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Muscle +12 Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
draggin' ball hat	Hat	6	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Muscle -3
duct tape dockers	Pants	6	Equipped		82 Mox	Yes	Part of the Tapered Threads All Attributes +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
f3d0r4	Hat	6	Equipped		40 Mox	Yes
grass whistle	Weapon (1H)	6	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
Lead Zeta of Chastity	Accessory	6	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
pig-iron shinguards	Pants	6	Equipped		30 Mox Baby Sandworm familiar AT or DB class if in HC	Yes	Combat Initiative +10%
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Accessory	6	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
slime-covered necklace	Accessory	6	Equipped		200 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +6
Spiky Hair	Effect	6	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +6 Obtained from super-spiky hair gel
suspicious-looking fedora	Hat	6	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Weapon Damage +6
wicker shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	6	Equipped		70 Mus	Yes	Damage Reduction: +11
5 Pounds Lighter	Effect	5	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+10% Combat Initiative Obtained from floaty sand
Amorous	Effect	5	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+5 Sleaze Damage Obtained from Angry Farmer's Wife Candy and shingle
asbestos staff	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		35 Mus	Yes	Mysticality +7
badass belt	Accessory	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5
barnacle-encrusted sweater	Shirt	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +5 to Familiar Damage +5 Fishing Skill Weakens foes at the start of combat
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	Hat	5	Equipped		22 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +5
black kettle drum	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		55 Mox	Yes	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30
bobble-hip hula elf doll	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		5 Mys	No	All Attributes +5 +15% Meat from Monsters
Bonerdagon necklace	Accessory	5	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes	Muscle +5 Combat Initiative +30%
Boss Bat britches	Pants	5	Equipped		17 Mox	Yes	Must have any monster aggravation device set to 4 to acquire
bowlegged pants	Pants	5	Equipped		35 Mox	No	Part of the Bow Tux
Busy Bein' Delicious	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	5 turns of Sugar Rush Obtained from Crimbo fudge
chrome helmet turtle	Hat	5	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +5
Clean-Shaven	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from shaving cream
diamond-studded cane	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	Bonus for DBs only
dress pants	Pants	5	Equipped		42 Mox	Yes	Speeds up Oil Peak quest progression if equipped while fighting there
easter egg balloon	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 No longer attainable
enormous hoop earring	Accessory	5	Equipped		45 Mys	Yes
flyest of shirts	Shirt	5	Equipped		25 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	Spell Damage +5
funny paper hat	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5
Gonna Get You, Sucker	Effect	5	10 turns	None	None	No	Obtained once per day from all-year sucker Muscle +5 Mysticality +5
grass skirt	Pants	5	Equipped		25 Mox	No	Part of the Grass Guise
Great S-Cape	Back Item	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
incredibly dense meat gem	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No	An ultra-rare item +40% Meat from Monsters Maximum MP +10
indie comic hipster glasses	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	Accessory	5	Equipped		20 Mys	Yes
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		20 Mox	Yes
liar's pants	Pants	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +10 Hot Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
mannequin leg	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		40 Mus	Yes	+20 Sleaze Damage Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
misfit dolly	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		None	No	+5 Spooky Damage
Misty Cape	Back Item	5	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes	Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure Reward to Moxie classes for completing the Orc Chasm Quest
Mr. Accessory Jr.	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 +25% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
outrageous sombrero	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative -20%
oyster egg balloon	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		35 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5
penguin skin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	Equipped		30 Mus	Yes	Damage Reduction: +5
plastic guitar	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +15%
porquoise ring	Accessory	5	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
potato pistol	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	+5 Sleaze Damage
ram-battering staff	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		52 Mus	Yes	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
ram stick	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		42 Mus	Yes
rattail whip	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		None	Yes	Monster Level +5
Red Balloon of Valor	Accessory	5	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
safety vest	Shirt	5	Equipped		20 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	Damage Reduction: +3
sealhide moccasins	Accessory	5	Equipped		65 Mys SC class if in HC	Yes	All Attributes +5
shiny hood ornament	Accessory	5	Equipped		80 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Combat Initiative +10%
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	Accessory	5	Equipped		80 Mys	Yes	Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
smoldering staff	Weapon (2H)	5	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	Mysticality +7 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
Smugness	Effect	5	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Aww, Craps
souvenir ski t-shirt	Shirt	5	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
space trooper helmet	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5
Spicy Limeness	Effect	5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	-5 Muscle Obtained from lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
spooky glove	Accessory	5	Equipped		15 Mys	Yes	Never Fumble +5 Spooky Damage
star boomerang	Weapon (1H)	5	Equipped		52 Mox	Yes
star shirt	Shirt	5	Equipped		67 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	All Attributes +5
Stylish swimsuit	Pants	5	Equipped		5 Mus	Yes	+10 Sleaze Damage (for male players only)
superhero mask	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Superhero Reboots	Accessory	5	Equipped	Comic-Con 2012 code	None	No	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative +10% Help You Run Faster
Tingly Elbows	Effect	5	3-5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Randomly obtained from phonics down
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	Accessory	5	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +3 Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Susie	Accessory	5	Equipped		5 Mys	No	All Attributes +5
tree skirt	Pants	5	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	Part of the Arboreal Raiment
Uranium Omega of Temperance	Accessory	5	Equipped		85 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
wad of Crovacite	Off-Hand Item	5	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Crovax1234 All Attributes +5 +5 Spooky Damage
webbed comic mask	Hat	5	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +5 May not equip in Hardcore
worn tophat	Hat	5	Equipped		27 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +15%
demon-horned hat	Hat	4	Equipped		20 Mox	Yes
dueling banjo	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes	+5 to Monster Level
eXtreme nose ring	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +4
goulauncher	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes	+5 Spooky Damage
"Humorous" T-shirt	Shirt	4	Equipped		35 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +4 2x Fumble Chance
KoL Con IV Pole	Off-Hand Item	4	Equipped		10 Mys	No	Maximum HP +4 Maximum MP +4 All Attributes +4 +4 Hot Damage
Leapin' Trousers	Pants	4	Equipped			No	All Attributes +4 +1 Adventure per day when equipped Custom item given to artists of the 2012 Calendar of Loathing
ocarina of space	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		45 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +4 Bonus Ranged Damage +5 +2 Stat Gains from Fights
palm-frond capris	Pants	4	Equipped		55 Mox	Yes	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Can break in combat
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	Equipped		40 Mox	No	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4 Change of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
porquoise bracelet	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	No	Never Fumble
porquoise eyebrow ring	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Never Fumble
porquoise necklace	Accessory	4	Equipped		10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC	Yes	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
savory crossbow	Weapon (2H)	4	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes
swashbuckling pants	Pants	4	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup
tortoboggan	Accessory	4	Equipped		30 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +20% May not equip more than one
batskin belt	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	Yes	Muscle +3 Mysticality +3
blue traffic cone	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	No	So-So Hot Resistance
borg sock monkey	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
Boss Bat bling	Accessory	3	Equipped		17 Mys	Yes	Muscle +3 Must have any monster aggravation device set to 8 to acquire
boxing glove on a spring	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		12 Mox	Yes	Weapon Damage +4 Combat Initiative +10%
bubble bauble bow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes	Mysticality +2 +5% Items from Monsters
bubblewrap crossbow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Mysticality +2
calavera concertina	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes	Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
can cannon	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		22 Mox	Yes	Monster Level +3 Weapon Damage +3
cardboard crossbow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Weapon Damage +3
Choker of the Ultragoth	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Spooky Spells May not equip more than one
cornuthaum	Hat	3	Equipped		27 Mox	Yes	Part of the Yendorian Finery Mysticality +3
curdflinger	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes	Successful hit weakens opponent
dense meat crossbow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes
fire poi	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		80 Mox	Yes	+15 Hot Damage
furry green turtle	Hat	3	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes
gnauga hide buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Equipped		30 Mus Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Part of the Gnauga Hides All Attributes +3 Damage Reduction: +5
grease gun	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		17 Mox	Yes	Weapon Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
green traffic cone	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	No	So-So Stench Resistance
harem girl t-shirt	Shirt	3	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	Yes
Heart of Green	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +3 to Familiar Weight Obtained from green candy heart
Heart of Lavender	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Obtained from lavender candy heart
Heart of Orange	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 5-6 HP and 5-6 MP per adventure Obtained from orange candy heart
Heart of Pink	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +15% Meat from Monsters Obtained from pink candy heart
Heart of White	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 +1 Stat(s) Per Fight Familiar gains 1 extra experience per Combat Obtained from white candy heart
Heart of Yellow	Effect	3	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +3 Combat Initiative +20% Obtained from yellow candy heart
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Cold Spells May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +3 May not equip more than one
kick-ass kicks	Accessory	3	Equipped		65 Mys	Yes	+10 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Knob Goblin elite pants	Pants	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Knob Goblin visor	Hat	3	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	Shirt	3	Equipped		7 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
mad scientist's sock monkey	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
Mr. Balloon	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		None	Yes	All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
orange traffic cone	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	No	So-So Spooky Resistance
office-supply crossbow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Bonus Ranged Damage +3
painted shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Equipped		45 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +3 +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
Pendant of Fire	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Hot Spells May not equip more than one
pirate shirt	Shirt	3	Equipped		10 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
polka-dot bow tie	Accessory	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes
pool cue	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		None	Yes	+3 to Pool Skill
powdered wig	Hat	3	Equipped		20 Mox	Yes	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
pretty bouquet	Off-hand Item	3	Equipped		None	Yes
Putrid Pendant	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
ratarang	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		15 Mox DB or AT, if in HC	Yes	Ranged Damage +7 Pickpocketed item
red traffic cone	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	No	So-So Cold Resistance
Ring of Fire	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
sawed-off blunderbuss	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		None	No	+3 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +3 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +3
sequined fez	Hat	3	Equipped		25 Mox	No
severed rocking horse head	Accessory	3	Equipped		10 Mys	No	All Attributes +3
shiny ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		10 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +3
sock monkey	Off-Hand Item	3	Equipped		40 Mys	No
starchy crossbow	Weapon (1H)	3	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes
sticky meat kilt	Pants	3	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes
sticky meat pants	Pants	3	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes
sticky meat skirt	Pants	3	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes
styrofoam crossbow	Weapon (2H)	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Monster Level +3
supportive bra	Shirt	3	Equipped		10 Mox Torso Awaregness	Yes
Talisman o' Namsilat	Accessory	3	Equipped		25 Mys	Yes	All Attributes +3 Required to access The Palindome May not equip more than one
The Ring	Accessory	3	Equipped		60 Mys	No	All Attributes +3 +40 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
tin star	Accessory	3	Equipped		15 Mys	No	Monster Level +5
tiny plastic Boris	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +5 Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	Accessory	3	Equipped		None	No	Mysticality +5 Muscle +3
tiny plastic strand of DNA	Accessory	3	Equipped	Item Loss	None	No	All Attributes +3
trousers of the white knight	Pants	3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +15
wumpus-hair sweater	Shirt	3	Equipped		40 Mus Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC	Yes	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +30
yellow traffic cone	Hat	3	Equipped		15 Mox	No	So-So Sleaze Resistance
basic meat fez	Hat	2	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes	Mysticality +1
bubblewrap sword	Weapon (1H)	2	Equipped		15 Mus	Yes	Muscle +3
Disco State of Mind	DB Non-combat Skill	2	5 turns	1 MP	None	Yes
Dolphin King's crown	Hat	2	Equipped		2 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +2
dripping meat crossbow	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes
drywall axe	Weapon (2H)	2 and 3%	Equipped		60 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
eyepatch	Hat	2	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup
foolscap fool's cap	Hat	2	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes	Mysticality -2
frigid hankyū	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		25 Mox	Yes	+6 Cold Damage
half-sized guitar	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes	Bonus Ranged Damage +4
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	Effect	2	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Knob Goblin love potion
Knob Goblin Uberpants	Pants	2	Equipped		7 Mox	Yes	All Attributes +2
pimpin' meat hat	Hat	2	Equipped		12 Mox	Yes	Muscle +2
pixel hat	Hat	2	Equipped		10 Mox	Yes	Part of the 8-Bit Finery All Attributes +2
repeating crossbow	Weapon (2H)	2	Equipped		17 Mox	Yes	15% Critical Hit Chance
star buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Equipped		67 Mus	Yes	Part of the Star Garb All Attributes +2 Damage Reduction: +10
sword of static	Weapon (1H)	2	Equipped		22 Mus	Yes	Muscle +3 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
tiny plastic accordion thief	Accessory	2	Equipped		None	No	Mysticality +1
tiny plastic disco bandit	Accessory	2	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +1
ultimate ultimate frisbee	Weapon (1H)	2	Equipped		22 Mox	Yes	Bonus Ranged Damage +4
white hat hacker T-shirt	Shirt	2	Equipped		17 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes	+3% Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +2
white satin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Equipped		25 Mus	Yes	Damage Reduction: +5
anniversary burlap belt	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
anniversary chutney sculpture	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
anniversary concrete fedora	Hat	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
anniversary safety glass vest	Shirt	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
basic meat crossbow	Weapon (2H)	1	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes
basic meat kilt	Pants	1	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes
basic meat pants	Pants	1	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes
basic meat skirt	Pants	1	Equipped		5 Mox	Yes
dope gangsta bling-bling	Accessory	1	Equipped		7 Mys	Yes
bucket of anniversary lard	Weapon (1H)	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
consolation ribbon	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
disco mask	Hat	1	Equipped		None	Yes
festive holiday hat	Hat	1	Equipped		None	No	Slight Cold Resistance
gray bow tie	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Slight Spooky Resistance
jar of anniversary jam	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	Yes	All Attributes +1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
Knob Goblin harem pants	Pants	1	Equipped		None	Yes	Part of the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
Mariachi Mood	AT Non-combat Skill	1	5 turns	1 MP	None	Yes	Maximum HP +4
Mr. Shirt	Shirt	1	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +1 Normally unobtainable
off-hand balloon	Off-Hand Item	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	A custom item given to Mr Magnifico All Attributes +1 May not equip more than one
spandex anniversary shorts	Pants	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
Standard Cheer	Effect	1	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Mysticality +1 Muscle +1 HP +1 MP +1 Damage Absorption +1 Damage Reduction +1 Obtained from Government-issued candy
stone banjo	Weapon (2H)	1	Equipped		None	Yes
string of green beads	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	Yes
tiny ninja sword	Weapon (1H)	1	Equipped		None	Yes
tiny plastic sauceror	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Mysticality +2
tiny plastic Scream Queen	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic seal clubber	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	Muscle +2
tiny plastic sword	Weapon (1H)	1	Equipped		None	No
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	No	All Attributes +1
Very Clean Teeth	Effect	1	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from toothbrush
white collar	Accessory	1	Equipped		None	Yes	+3% Meat from Monsters
slime convention pin	Accessory	-1	Equipped		Sa class if in HC	Yes
flashing novelty button	Accessory	-2	Equipped		None	No	Maximum HP +5
Sunburned	Effect	-2	3 turns		None	Yes	Muscle -2 Obtained from Sun at Noon, Tan Us
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	Pants	-3	Equipped		40 Mox	Yes	Muscle +6
blue glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
filthy corduroys	Pants	-3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Part of the Filthy Hippy Disguise Mysticality +3
green glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
Hardly Poisoned at All	Effect	-3 and -10%	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ N/A	None	No	All Attributes -10% All Attributes -3 Obtained from bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, and marzipan skull Randomly obtained from fancy but probably evil chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
headhunter necktie	Accessory	-3	Equipped		65 Mys	Yes	Muscle +15 May not equip more than one
leather mask	Hat	-3	Equipped		15 Mox	Yes	Muscle +3
manly bloomers	Pants	-3	Equipped		12 Mox DB or AT class if HC	Yes	Muscle +6 Pickpocketed Item
orange glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
pink glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
purple glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
yellow glowstick	Accessory	-3	Equipped		None	No	Maximum MP +5
A Little Bit Poisoned	Adventure	-5 and -30%	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -30% All Attributes -5 Obtained from whitesnake
Bubble, Bubble	Effect	-5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Muscle +5 Obtained from alphabet gum
Enhanced Archaeologist	Effect	-5	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Pantry Muscle -5 Mysticality +20
Frown Exerciser	Accessory	-5	Equipped		None	No	+X to Monster Level (X is equal to 5 times the current Grimace darkness)
mesh cap	Hat	-5	Equipped		50 Mox	Yes	Muscle +15
Minioned	Effect	-5	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob Muscle +20 Mysticality -5
opera mask	Hat	-5	Equipped		None	Yes	Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
Rainy Soul Miasma	Effect	-5	1/5/10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +10 Mysticality +10 Obtained from picture of a dead guy's girlfriend and thin black candle Randomly obtained from fancy chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
Spicy Mouth	Effect	-5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Mysticality +5 Obtained from jabañero-flavored chewing gum
Tamarind Torment	Effect	-5	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +5 Obtained from tamarind-flavored chewing gum
"The Disease"	Effect	-5	5 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from disease-in-the-box
wolf mask	Hat	-5	Equipped		60 Mox	Yes	Part of the Furry Suit Muscle +4
wumpus-hair wig	Hat	-5	Equipped		35 Mox, Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC	Yes	+20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
Somewhat Poisoned	Effect	-7 and -50%	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -50% All Attributes -7 Obtained from Spectral Jellyfish and swarm of killer bees
gold lamé pants	Pants	-8	Equipped		35 Mox	Yes
Really Quite Poisoned	Effect	-9 and -70%	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -70% All Attributes -9 Obtained from black adder, black widow, and tomb asp
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Pants	-10	Equipped		75 Mox	Yes	+25 Sleaze Damage
giant discarded torn-up glove	Pants	-10	Equipped		62 Mox	Yes	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags +5 Stench Damage
Gothy	Effect	-10	10/20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle -10 Mysticality +20 Obtained from spooky eyeliner, spooky lipstick, and gloomy mushroom wine Randomly obtained from fancy chocolate
Majorly Poisoned	Effect	-11 and -90%	5/10 turns			Yes	Obtained from The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert and Wine Cellar Glyphs All Attributes -90% All Attributes -11
cheerful antler hat	Hat	-15	Equipped		None	No	Obtained from Cheer-o-Vend 3000 for 100 Crystalline cheer So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Part of the Cheerful Reindeer Suit
cheerful Crimbo sweater	Shirt	-15	Equipped		Torso Awaregness	No	Obtained from Cheer-o-Vend 3000 for 100 Crystalline cheer So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Part of the Cheerful Reindeer Suit
cheerful pajama pants	Pants	-15	Equipped		None	No	Obtained from Cheer-o-Vend 3000 for 100 Crystalline cheer So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Part of the Cheerful Reindeer Suit
Affronted Decency	Effect	-20	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at the Entryway
Your #1 Problem	Effect	-20	10 turns	One Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Bathroom All Attributes -20
dorky glasses	Accessory	-30	Equipped		None	Yes	Mysticality +30
ponytail clip	Accessory	-30	Equipped		None	Yes	Combat Initiative +30%

Percentage Increases

Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Moxie by a percentage of your base Moxie.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Rumpel-pumped	Item	400%	5 turns	Item Loss	Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Rümpelstiltz Muscle +400% Mysticality +400%
Pulchritudinous Pressure	Item	300%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from pressurized potion of pulchritude
A Contender	Food	200%	40 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Mysticality +200% Muscle +200% Obtained from Rocky road ice cream
Cock of the Walk	Item	200%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Connery's Elixir of Audacity
Juiced	Item	200%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin cooljuice Muscle -100% Mysticality -100%
Mucilaginous Moxiousness	Item	200%	15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from a tertiary color Slime Potion
New and Improved	Item	200%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from warbear rejuvenation potion Muscle +200% Mysticality +200% +100% Combat Initiative +25% Chance of Spell Critical Hit +25% Chance of Critical Hit
Army of One	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Ultrasoldier Serum
Artificially Sweet	Item	100%	100 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from lump of Saccharine Maple sap
Bilious Briskness	Item	100%	15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from a secondary color Slime Potion
Gr8ness	Item	100%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +100% Obtained from potion of temporary gr8ness
Memory of Attractiveness	Item	100%	1 turn	Item Loss	Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained by using a memory of a CT base pair during combat
Mighty Shout	Skill	100%	1 turn	Variable MP	Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC	Yes	Only available when adventuring in the Jungles of Ancient Loathing
Prince of Seaside Town	Effect	100%	30 turns	Adventure	None	No	All Attributes +100% Obtained from vamping out
Purity of Spirit	Item	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from cold-filtered water Muscle +100% Mysticality +100%
purpleheart "pants"	Pants	100%	Always		50 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +50% +5 Adventures per day when equipped
Sensation	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	No	Obtained from abstraction: sensation
Smoking like a Bandit	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Burt's blessing of Bacchus
Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Can only be used on Dependence Day Can only be used once per day (resets on ascension) Obtained from snake
Superhuman Sarcasm	Item	100%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from serum of sarcasm
Super Speed	Item	100%	20 turns	Use of 1/5 Daily Super Powers	None	No	Can be activated up to 5x per day by using Greatest American Pants Effect is lost when GAP are unequipped.
test case	Accessory	100%	Always			Yes	All Attributes +100% Maximum HP/MP +10,000 +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters +10 Monster Level Run Away always works Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover A custom item for Jick
Trivia Master	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained by reading a fourth Trivial Avocations Card while having the effects of the other three Muscle +100% Mysticality +100%
Watched Over	Effect	100%	100 turns	None	20 Myst	No	Obtained by wearing a Crimbolex watch at rollover Mysticality +100% Muscle +100%
Macho Profundo	Item	60%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +60% Sometimes obtained from mafia aria with a support cummerbund equipped
Amorphous Cheer	Food	50%	10/20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from blob-shaped Crimbo cookie All Attributes +50%
Amplified Fabulousness	Item	50%	10	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from charisma potion
Brimstone Beret	Hat	50%			30 Mox	Yes	Muscle -20% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's BM reward
Brimstone Boxers	Pants	50%			30 Mox	Yes	Mysticality -20% Combat Initiative +50% DB's BM reward
Gleaming White Teeth	Item	50%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from mariachi toothpaste
Healthy Bronze Glow	Adventure	50%	20 turns	5 hobo nickels Adventure	None	No	Obtained from hobo market
Hornswaggled	Adventure	50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove Muscle -50%
In Vino Vires	Booze	50%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 5	No	Obtained from canteen of wine All Attributes +50%
Je Ne Sais Porquoise	Item	50%	5-50 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from vial, flask, or jug of porquoise juice +6% Meat from Monsters +5% Items from Monsters
Pride of the Vampire	Effect	50%	30 turns	Adventure	None	No	All Attributes +50% Obtained from vamping out
Rainbow Jello Mould	Off-Hand Item	50%			10 Mus	No	Custom Item Given to Jelloboi
scepter of the Skeleton Lord	Weapon (2H)	50%			50 Mys	No	+3 Adventures per day when equipped +3 PvP fights per day when equipped
Seriously Mutated	Item	50%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Extra-potent gremlin mutagen
Shamboozled	Booze	50%	10 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 7	Yes	Obtained from sham champagne
Slimily Speedy	Item	50%	15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from a primary color Slime Potion
Snobby	Effect	50%	3 turns		85 Mox	No	Obtained when critical hitting a monster with a 7-inch discus All Attributes +50%
Staff of Kitchen Royalty	Weapon (1H)	50%			200 Mys	No	Spell Damage +200% Regenerate 30-40 MP per adventure +4 Adventures per day when equipped +4 PvP fights per day when equipped
Tomato Power	Item	50%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +50% Obtained from tomato juice of powerful power
Unrunnable Face	Item	50%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from runproof mascara
Yuletide Industry	Food	50%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 5	No	Obtained from elven limbos gingerbread All Attributes +50%
Poppy Performance	Item	50%	30 turns	1 charge	None	Yes	Obtained from Loathing Idol Microphone +100% Combat Initiative
Old School Pompadour	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from jellyfish gel +30% Combat Initiative
plexiglass pants	Pants	30%			75 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +25% +20% Items from Monsters DB's HCO reward
plexiglass pendant	Accessory	30%			75 Mys	Yes	Never Fumble Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's HCO reward May not equip more than one
Radiant Personality	Adventure	30%	20 turns	3 Adventures	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Path of the Roach
Rainbow Bright	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Spleen	Level 7	Yes	Obtained from prismatic wad +15 Hot Damage +15 Cold Damage +15 Stench Damage +15 Spooky Damage +15 Sleaze Damage All Attributes +30% Serious Resistance to All Elements
Sugary Tongue	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Sometimes obtained from an elven suicide capsule
Supafly	Item	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +15% Mysticality +15% +10 Sleaze Damage So-So Sleaze Resistance Obtained from sleaze wad
Weather, Man	Item	30%	20 turns	Item Loss	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Climate Colada Takes 12 adventures to obtain as a drop All Attributes +30%
astral mask	Accessory	25%			None	Yes	+20% Item Drops from Monsters
Bonelording	Effect	25%	20 turns	Adventure (if no free rest available)	None	Yes	Obtained by resting at your campsite with a Lazybones™ recliner in your dwelling. Muscle +25% Mysticality +25% +25 Spooky Damage
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	Shirt	25%			None	No	Ranged Damage +25 Combat items deal 100% more damage
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	Weapon (2H)	25%			None	No	All Attributes +25% +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Stench Damage Helps clean up The Bar At War
Duke Vampire's regal cloak	Back Item	25%			40 Mox	No	Moxie +15 Combat Initiative +50%
Elf Guard broom	Weapon (2H)	25%			None	No	All Attributes +25% Successful hit weakens opponent Helps clean up The Bar At War
Hella Smooth	The Styx Pixie	25%	10 turns		Bad Moon	No	+40% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters
Izchak's Blessing	Item	25%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion
leggings of the Spider Queen	Pants	25%			40 Mox	No	Moxie +15 Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50
Master Thief's utility belt	Accessory	25%			40 Mox	No	Moxie +15 +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight May not equip more than one
Mutated	Item	25%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +25%
Sealed Brain	Item	25%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes +25% Obtained from seal-brain elixir
snowman-enchanting tophat	Hat	25%			35 Mox	No	Spell Damage +50% Can turn enemies into snowmen
Spacegate diplomat's insignia	Accessory	25%			75 Mox	No	Combat Initiative +25% +25% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
sugar shorts	Pants	25%			None	Yes	All Attributes +25% Obtained by using a sugar sheet
adobe ascot	Accessory	20%			40 Mox	No	+30% Combat Initiative Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™ May not equip more than one
bakelite breeches	Pants	20%			40 Mox	No	Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno
Cat Class, Cat Style	Effect	20%	20 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from The Mad Tea Party
ceramic cerecloth belt	Back Item	20%			40 Mox	No	Combat Initiative +40% Never Fumble Enables use of the Ceramic Skullgaze skill in combat
Elf Guard mouthknife	Weapon (1H)	20%			None	No	+3 Elf Warfare Effectiveness
flagstone fringe	Accessory	20%			40 Mox	No	+4 PvP fights per day when equipped Allows use of the Flagstone Foxtrot skill in combat May not equip more than one
Flower Power	Food/Booze	20%	3 turns	3 Full or 3 Drunk	None	Yes	All Attributes +20% Obtained from flower petal pie and shot of flower schnapps
hardened slime pants	Pants	20%			200 Mox	No	Serious Resistance to All Elements Never Fumble
Hodgman's bow tie	Accessory	20%			200 Mys	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	20%			200 Mys	No	All Attributes +20% Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops, + Item Drops, and HP and MP Regeneration
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Pants	20%			200 Mox	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hat	20%			200 Mox	No	Part of Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
Hodgman's whackin' stick	Weapon (1H)	20%			200 Mus	No	All Attributes +20% Perfect bonus elemental damage on Critical hit
Hopped Up on Goofballs	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +20% Obtained from bottle of goofballs Can result in Goofball Withdrawal
Hot Blooded	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +30% Mysticality +10% +10 Hot Damage So-So Hot Resistance Obtained from hot wad
In the Limelight	Item	20%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from lime supersucker Muscle +20% Mysticality +20%
marble medallion	Accessory	20%	Always		40 Mox	Yes	Superhuman Spooky Resistance Deals Passive Damage to attackers May not equip more than one
Moon June Spooned	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle -20% Obtained from a sensitive poetry journal
Oscus's flypaper pants	Pants	20%			200 Mox	No	Damage Absorption +50
petrified wood whoopie panama	Hat	20%			40 Mox	No	+10% Change of Critical Hit Headbutt attacking foes
porcelain phantom mask	Accessory	20%			40 Mys	No	+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain May not equip more than one
Spooky Demeanor	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +10% Mysticality +30% +10 Spooky Damage So-So Spooky Resistance Obtained from spooky wad
stained glass shiv	Weapon (1H)	20%	Always		40 Mus	No	Serious Stench Resistance (+3) +5 Stench Damage
Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged	Item	20%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer when used against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +20% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
terra cotta tambourine	Off-Hand Item	20%	Always		40 Mox	No	+10 to Monster Level Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Pants	20%	Always		200 Mox	No	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags +1% Critical Hit Chance
antique nutcracker epaulets	Accessory	15%	Always		30 Mox	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
antique nutcracker hat	Hat	15%	Always		30 Mox	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Combat Initiative +15%
antique nutcracker pants	Pants	15%	Always		30 Mox	No	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit +15% Meat from Monsters
bottle-rocket crossbow	Weapon (1H)	15%			None	No	+15% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
Butt-Rock Hair	Item	15%	3 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from hair spray
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	15%			None	Yes	With an Alice's Army Foil Horseman inserted All Attributes +15%
Chester's sunglasses	Accessory	15%			200 Mox	No	+20 Sleaze Damage Reduce enemy defense by 15% May not equip more than one
Coily™	Weapon (2H)	15%			200 Mox	No	+10% Items from Monsters +25% Meat from Monsters
fancy tuxedo pants	Pants	15%			35 Mox	Yes
extra-see-thru nightie	shirt	15%			200 Mus Torso Awaregness	Yes
Fancy Feasted	Item	15%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Sometimes obtained from vitachoconutriment capsule
iShield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	15%	Always		35 Mus	Yes	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Damage Reduction: +16
meteorthopedic shoes	Accessory	15%	Always	1 metal meteoroid	None	Yes	Combat Initiative +30% +5 Adventures per day when equipped May not equip more than one
Ol' Scratch's manacles	Accessory	15%	Always		200 Mys	No	+30 Damage to Hot Spells All Spells Cast Are Hot Works only for P and S spells May not equip more than one
papier-mâchéte	Weapon (1H)	15%	Always	5 papier-mâché globs	20 mus	Yes	Weapon Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun	Weapon (1H)	15%	Always	6 papier-mâché globs	20 Mox	Yes	Ranged Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
rickety old unicycle	Accessory	15%	Always		200 Mox	No	Combat Initiative +50% Regenerate 10-25 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Serenity	Adventure	15%	20 turns	3+ Adventures	Baby Sandworm familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too in the Future
spants	Pants	15%	Always		20 Mox	No	Damage Absorption +100 Part of Spant Armor
stainless steel slacks	Pants	15%	Always		30 Mox	Yes	Combat Initiative +15% +20% Meat from Monsters DB's HC reward
stainless steel suspenders	Accessory	15%	Always		30 Mys	Yes	Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +40 AT's HC reward May not equip more than one
Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged	Item	15%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +15% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	Accessory	15%	Always		200 Mys	No	+6 Extra PvP Fights
vinyl boots	Accessory	15%	Always		85 Mox	No	Moxie +15% for females (-15% for males) Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
Zombo's skull ring	Accessory	15%	Always		200 Mys	No	+5 Extra PvP Fights 300-350 Passive Damage against male Frats May not equip more than one
Annual Ascot	Accessory	12%	Always		None	No	All Attributes +12% Custom item given to artists of the 2010 Calendar of Loathing
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	Off-Hand Item	12%	Always		None	No
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11%	Always		200 Mys	Yes	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle and Mysticality +11 Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Elvish sunglasses	Accessory	10% and 10			None	No	+15 Bonus Ranged Damage +25% Pickpocket Chance Allows playing an instrumental solo once per combat, when appropriate instrument equipped Cannot be equipped in Hardcore May not equip more than one
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 Obtained from twinkly wad
Favored by Lyle	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Level 3	Yes	All Attributes +10% Obtained from DUFRESNE Suds or Way to Go!
Bells in the Batfry	Item	10%	10/20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
Can Has Cyborger	Familiar	10%	1+ turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
cane-mail pants	Pants	10%			None	Yes	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-4 MP per adventure +4 Extra PvP Fights
Charrrming	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from pirate pamphlet, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension
Chester's bag of candy	Weapon (2H)	10%			200 Mox	No	Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs +30 Sleaze Damage Bonus for DBs only Can be used once per day for free candy
Cold Blooded	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +30% Mysticality +20% +10 Cold Damage So-So Cold Resistance Obtained from cold wad
Crimbuccaneer nose ring	Accessory	10%			None	No	+5 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +10% +25% Potion Drops from Monsters
Disco Fever (effect)	DB skill	10%	10 turns	10 MP	None	Yes	Obtained from Disco Fever (skill)
Egg-cellent Vocabulary	Item	10%	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	Gain 11-15 Roguishness Obtained from yellow polka-dot oyster egg and yellow plastic oyster egg
Elvish	Location	10%	20 turns		Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest	Yes	Obtained from Mysterious Island Arena after completing mini-quest in Frat Warrior Fatigues Select "Try To Get Into The Music". All attributes +10%
fancy ball mask	Hat	10%			15 Mox Green Pixie familiar, if in HC	Yes
fireman's helmet	Hat	10%		500 FDKOL commendations	60 Mus	No	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) All Attributes +10% +1 FDKOL Commendation per Fire
frayed rope belt	Accessory	10%			200 Mys	No	May not equip more than one
Got Your Boots On	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	Gain 18-20 Roguishness Obtained from tube of hair oil
letterman's jacket	Shirt	10%			200 Mus Torso Awaregness	No	Slight Slime Resistance All attributes +10% Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Lubed	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	Seal Clubber class, if in HC	Yes	+25 Sleaze Damage Obtained from seal lube
Minty Freshness	Item	10%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from a dubious peppermint
New, Improved	Adventure	10%	20 turns	3 Adventures	Llama Lama familiar, if HC	Yes	Obtained from Path of the Roach All Attributes +10%
Radiating Black Body™	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Black Body™ spray +3 MP to use skills +10% Critical Hit Chance
Rat-Faced	Adventure	10%	5 turns		Green Pixie familiar, if in HC	Yes	Obtained at The Stately Pleasure Dome
Squirming Like a Toad	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	+5 to Familiar Weight Obtained from powdered toad horn
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	Item	10%	20 combat turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow Limit of 3 may be attached. All Attributes+10%
Self-Harmonizing	Item	10%	100 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from candy harmonica
skate board	Weapon (2H)	10%	Always		85 Mus	No	+10 Damage Reduction All Attributes +10%
spangly mariachi vest	Shirt	10%	Always		60 Mus Torso Awaregness Accordion Thief class, if in HC	Yes	Combat Initiative -25%
spant spear	Back Item	10%	Always		20 Mus	No	All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +25% Part of Spant Armor
square sponge pants	Pants	10%	Always		85 Mox	No	Regenerate 10-15 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure Damage Absorption +30
Stenchtastic	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Yes	Muscle +20% Mysticality +30% +10 Stench Damage So-So Stench Resistance Obtained from stench wad
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	AT Buff Skill	10%	5-15 turns	30 MP	None	Yes	All Attributes +10%
Super-Mega-Charged	Item	10%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +10% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
Underworld flail	Weapon (2H)	10%			150 Mus	No	+10 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Ranged Damage +30
vinyl shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10%			85 Mus	No	Damage Reduction: +24 +25 to Monster Level
Whitened Teeth	Clan Purchase	10%	5-15 turns	400-900 Meat/Member	None	No	No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin
Wreathed in Merriment	Food	10%	10/20 turns	2 Full	Level 7	No	Obtained from wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
You Know What's Up	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: What? Muscle +10% Mysticality +10%
You Know When to Walk Away	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: When? Muscle +10% Mysticality +10%
You Know Where to Go	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: Where? Muscle +10% Mysticality +10%
You Know Who to Call	Item	10%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Trivial Avocations Card: Who? Muscle +10% Mysticality +10%
Yuletide Mutations	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from unstable DNA All Attributes +10% Increases effectiveness of Crimbo 2008 equipment
7-inch discus	Weapon (1H)	5%			85 Mox	No	Bonus Weapon Damage +10% On Critical: 3 adventures of +50% to All Attributes
amber aviator shades	Accessory	5%		None	85 Mys	No	Mysticality +5% +30 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Antsy in your Pantsy	Food/Item	5%	5/10 turns	1 Full/Item Loss	Mysticality zodiac sign, if in HC	Yes	All Attributes +5% Obtained from maple syrup and sugar-coated pine cone
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	5%			None	Yes	With an Alice's Army Horseman inserted All Attributes +5%
dead guy's memento	Accessory	5%			200 Mys	No	All Attributes +5% +5 Adventures per day when equipped May not equip more than one
deck of lewd playing cards	Off-Hand Item	5%			22 Mys	No	+50 Sleaze Damage +50 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Festive Radiation	Food/Booze	5%	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk or 1 Full	None	No	Obtained from oozenog, gingerbread mutant bugbear, irradiated candy cane All Attributes +5% Regenerate 10 HP per battle Regenerate 10 MP per battle
fish bazooka	Weapon (2H)	5%			85 Mox	Yes	+10% Meat from Monsters
Honeycap	Hat	5%			72 Mox	Yes	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Bonus Ranged Damage + 15
lucky bottlecap	Accessory	5%			200 Mys	No	All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
Mer-kin sneakmask	Hat	5%	Always		85 Mox	No	Combat Initiative +30% Monsters will be less attracted to you (underwater adventuring only)
mostly rat-hide leggings	Pants	5%	Always		200 Mox	No	Combat Initiative +40%
Mysteriously Handsome	Item	5%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from handsomeness potion Monster Level +3 (males) or +6 (females)
old patched suit-pants	Pants	5%	Always		200 Mox	No	+40 to Monster Level
Reedy Pipes	Familiar	5%	1+ turns		None	Yes	Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker
sea cape	Back Item	5%	Always		85 Mox	Yes	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Critical Hit Chance +15%, Underwater only Combat Initiative +50%, Underwater only
shark tooth necklace	Accessory	5%	Always		85 Mys	No	Combat Initiative +35% May not equip more than one
skate blade	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		85 Mus	No	Successful hit weakens opponent
spant backplate	Back Item	5%	Always		20 Mus	No	All Attributes +5% Damage Absorption +100 Part of Spant Armor
Sugar Rush	Item	5%	1-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle +5% Mysticality -10% Combat Initiative +20% Obtained from from many sources
Super-Charged	Effect	5%	5 turns		Moxie moon sign, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer when used against monsters of high enough level All Attributes +5% Demodulizer effects do not stack with each other
The Great Tit's Blessing	Item	5%	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Llama Lama, if in HC	Yes	Obtained from glimmering great tit feather +20 Monster Level
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	5%	Always		45 Mys	Yes	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
velcro paddle ball	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		85 Mox	No	Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Accessory Items from Monsters
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	Off-Hand Item	4%	Always		None	No	All Attributes +4%
drywall axe	Weapon (2H)	3% and 2	Always		60 Mus	Yes	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
Juiced Up	Effect	-5%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin fastjuice All Attributes -5% Underwater adventuring penalties reduced by 10%
teflon swim fins	Accessory	-5%	Always		85 Mus	No	Combat Initiative +25% Reduces underwater adventuring penalties by 10% May not equip more than one
A Revolution in Your Mouth	Item	-10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Steal This Candy
Batigue	Adventure	-10%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Beanbat Chamber All Attributes -10% Slight Resistance to All Elements
Dizzy with Rage	Skill	-10%	5 turns	15 MP	None	Yes	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland Does 1 to 2 times player level Passive Damage each combat round
Duct Out of Water	Effect	-10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from wet venom duct All Attributes -10% Also grants the Spew Poison skill if you are poisoned
First Eye Blind	Item	-10%	5 turns		Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC	Yes	All attributes -10% Sometimes obtained from a critical hit with a Red Rover BB gun
giant designer sunglasses	Accessory	-10%			Access to a Clan VIP Lounge, if in HC	Yes	May not equip more than one
Goofball Withdrawal	Item	-10%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% Obtained from having the Hopped Up on Goofballs effect run out the previous day.
halibut	Weapon (2H)	-10%			85 Mus	Yes	+100 Stench Damage +100 Sleaze Damage
Hardly Poisoned at All	Item/ Adventure	-10% and -3	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ N/A	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% All Attributes -3 Obtained from bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, and marzipan skull Randomly obtained from fancy but probably evil chocolate and Yummy Tummy bean
Heavy Petting	Item	-10%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Yes	All Attributes -10% +5 to Familiar Weight Obtained from Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
night-vision goggles	Accessory	-10%			10 Mox	No	Moxie -10% +1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
Tetanus	Adventure	-10%	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -10% Obtained from empty suit of armor
vinyl boots	Accessory	-15%			85 Mox	No	Moxie -15% for males (+15% for females) Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
Brimstone Brooch	Accessory	-20%			30 Mys	Yes	Mysticality +50% Spell Damage +40 P's BM reward May not equip more than one
Brimstone Bunker	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	-20%			30 Mus	Yes	Muscle +50% TT's BM reward Damage Reduction: +25
Cupshotten	Adventure	-20%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Haunted Wine Cellar (obsolete) All Attributes -20%
Inspired!	Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from bottled inspiration Mysticality +20%
Maid Disservice	Adventure	-20%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Whitey's Grove All Attributes -20%
Soul-Crushing Headache	Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from all-purpose cleaner All Attributes -20%
Tangled Up	Adventure	-20%	1 turn		None	Yes	Obtained from Protector Spectre
Elf Guard SCUBA tank	Back Item	-25%			None	No	All Attributes -25% Maximum HP/MP -100 Lets you breathe underwater
Temporary Blindness	Booze/Hat	-25%	3 turns/	3 Drunk Item Loss /N/A	None	Yes	-75% Items from Monsters -30% Combat Initiative Causes all enemy encounters to appear as darkness, hides their attack message, and lists the name of any item drop as "something?" Obtained from makeshift turban and white lightning
A Little Bit Poisoned	Adventure	-30% and -5	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -30% All Attributes -5 Obtained from whitesnake
Apathy	Item/ Adventure	-30%	5/10 turns	Item Loss/ N/A	None	Yes	All Attributes -30% Obtained from apathetic lizardman and Mr. Mediocrebar Randomly obtained from Yummy Tummy bean
Embarrassed	Item	-30%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from patchouli incense stick
silent beret	Hat	-30%			None	No	Combat Initiative -50% Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Beaten Up	Item/ Adventure	-50%	1/3/4/10/100 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -50% Obtained by reaching HP 0 Obtained also through any number of different methods, see Beaten Up for more details
Dreadlocked	Adventure	-50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at The Hippy Camp Mysticality +50%
Hurricane Force	Adventure	-50%	10 turns		None	No	All Attributes -50% Obtained from a choice in Made it, Ma! Top of the World!
Shamed & Manipulated	Adventure	-50%	10 turns	Adventure	Bad Moon	No	Obtained at Orcish Frat House Muscle +50%
Somewhat Poisoned	Adventure	-50% and -7	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -50% All Attributes -7 Obtained from Spectral Jellyfish and swarm of killer bees
Turned Into a Skeleton	Adventure	-50%	5 turns		None	Yes	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert All Attributes -50%
Really Quite Poisoned	Adventure	-70% and -9	10 turns		None	Yes	All Attributes -70% All Attributes -9 Obtained from black adder, black widow, and tomb asp
Furry Suit	Outfit	-75%			60 Mox	Yes
Bat-Intimidated	Adventure	-90			None	Yes	Combat with a monster wearing the batmask during the Disguises Delimit special challenge path.
Majorly Poisoned	Adventure/Cellar	-90% and -11	5/10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert and Wine Cellar Glyphs All Attributes -90% All Attributes -11
Tenuous Grip on Reality	Adventure	-95%	5 turns		None	Yes	Obtained at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
HOA zombie eyes	Accessory	-100%	Always		100 Mys	No	Monsters will be more attracted to you All Attributes -100% +10 Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
Hooked Up	Adventure	-100%	20 turns		None	No	Obtained at hobo market Regenerates 10-15 MP in first five combat rounds
Juiced Newton	Item	-100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin smartjuice Muscle -100% Mysticality +200%
Juiced Out	Item	-100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from Mer-kin strongjuice Muscle +200% Mysticality -100%

Variable Increases

Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your Moxie by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Antihangover	Item	Varies	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from hair of the fish. Grants +X1/1.7 Moxie, rounded down, where X is the previous day's drunkenness. Also grants +X Muscle and Mysticality by the same formula.
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	Varies			None	No	Bonus can be Moxie +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to bjornified Familiar Additional Effects vary according to bjornified Familiar Bjornified Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
Cinnamon Challenger	Item	1-25	10 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Pulled Taffy, if HC	Yes	Obtained from pulled red taffy If X (max 50) is the number of turns remaining: Moxie +X/2 +X/10 Moxie Stats per Fight
Cold Hearted	Item	1-20	5 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Love Songs, if HC	Yes	Obtained from love song of icy revenge If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Moxie +X +ceil(X/2) Familiar Weight
Crown of Thrones	Hat	Varies			None	No	Bonus can be Moxie +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to enthroned Familiar Additional Effects vary according to enthroned Familiar Enthroned Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	Accessory	0-25%			25 Mys	No	A derivative item from The Raffle House Moxie +5x Grimace Darkness% +Grimace Darkness Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	Hat	0-25%			35 Mox	No	A derivative item from The Raffle House Moxie +5x Grimace Darkness% +Grimace Darkness Extra PvP Fights
Experimental Effect G-9	Item	1-400	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from experimental serum G-9 Grants +Moxie% at a random number between 1 and 400, changing daily Grants +Muscle% and +Mysticality% as well
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	Weapon (1H)	1-9			None	No	Moxie +(9 - light) +2x(9 - light) Bonus Ranged Damage Super Accurate!
Gregarious Gregorian Smock	Shirt	0-25%			Torso Awaregness	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2011 Calendar of Loathing
Grimacite galoshes	Accessory	0-50%			17 Mys	No	A prize from The Raffle House Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness +25% Meat from Monsters
Grimacite gat	Weapon (1H)	0-50%			40 Mox	No	A prize from The Raffle House Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Combat Initiative +20%
Grimacite go-go boots	Accessory	0-50%			15 Mys	No	A prize from The Raffle House Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness +30% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Grimacite greaves	Pants	0-50%			47 Mox	No	A prize from The Raffle House Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness Combat Initiative +20%
Having a Ball!	Effect	1-100%	20 turns		None	No	Clan buff obtained from an Awesome Ball Pit Buff is +1-100% to all attributes, depending on the number of balls Can only be used once per day.
Jekyllin hide belt	Accessory	1-9			None	No	All Attributes +1-9; greatest when moons are darkest +15-55% Items from Monsters (greatest when moons are brightest) Cannot equip in Hardcore
Knightlife	Food	100-200%	30 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 13	Yes	Obtained by eating a knight cookie or queen cookie Buff is 100%-200%, depending on the number of chess boards cleared
Lustful Heart	Item	1-20	5 turns	Item Loss	Libram of Love Songs, if HC	Yes	Obtained from love song of naughty innuendo If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Moxie +X Combat Initiative +2X%
Lycanthropy, Eh?	Adventure	0-16%	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained in combat against a weremoose Muscle +2x moonlight% Moxie +2x moonlight%
Made Up, Watered Down	Item	1-900	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from diluted makeup If X (max 300) is the number of turns remaining: Moxie +3X
Mallowed Out	Food	5-500%	3 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Yes	Obtained from roasted marshmallow Buff is +5% to all attributes, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 500%
Margaritish	Booze	5-200%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	None	Yes	Obtained from Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita Buff is +5% to Moxie, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 200%
Mild Lycanthropy	Adventure	0-8%	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained in combat against a warwelf Muscle +moonlight% Moxie +moonlight%
Moonthril Greaves	Pants	0-50%			40 Mox	No	Obtained from Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves Part of the Luniform All Attributes +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Moonthril Longbow	Weapon (2H)	0-75%			40 Mox	No	Obtained from Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow Part of the Luniform Moxie +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
Mr. Eh?	Accessory	Varies			None	No	All Attributes +n, capped at 15, based on the exchange rate between the American and Canadian dollars Cannot equip in Hardcore
Periodical Paintbrush	Weapon (1H)	0-25%			None	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2008 Calendar of Loathing Cannot equip in Hardcore
Rhinestoned	Item	Varies	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Yes	Obtained from Rhinestone Buff is equal to the turns of the effect remaining, with no cap
Seasonal Beret	Hat	0-25%			35 Mys	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2009 Calendar of Loathing
Solstice Shield	Off-hand item	0-25%			None	No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2013 Calendar of Loathing Damage Absorption +20
Starry-Eyed	Effect	5-35%	10 turns		None	Yes	Obtained from A Telescope Gives +5% per upgrade, to a maximum of 35% All Attributes +x%
Tainted Love Potion	Item	Varies	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Moxie -100 - x - +105 Obtained from Love Potion. Love Potions are Quest items created by Love Mixology Love Potions cannot be used if you have the effect or an unused love potion in your inventory
Talisman of Baio	Accessory	0-80%			None	No	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +0-80% based on moonlight
Temporal Tempera Tube	Off-Hand Item	0-25%				No	All Attributes +X% X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness Custom item given to artists of the 2014 Calendar of Loathing
The Fire Inside	Item	0-200%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	No	Obtained from bottle of fire Muscle +X% Mysticality +X% Moxie +X% X is 10 * L, where L is your level of Hot Resistance, with a maximum of +200%
Uncertain	Item	Varies	5/10 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle and Moxie fluctuate randomly (even during battle!) Obtained from probability potion. Randomly obtained from Yummy Tummy bean.
World's Best Adventurer sash	Accessory	0-100	Always			Yes	Quest item Obtained from Test Your Might And Also Test Other Things after completing the first 3 tower tests Is +X to All Attributes X = Number of Ascensions +1, to a maximum of 100

Tied To Another Stat

Moxie modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Moxie to change in relation to another stat.

Source	Source Type	Incr	Duration	Cost	Prereq	HC Available	Notes
Phairly Balanced	Item	= Highest Stat	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes * Only for KOLHS	Equalize all your stats to your highest stat Obtained from ph balancer.
Stabilizing Oiliness	Item	= Mus	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Equalize all your stats to your highest stat Percentage attribute boosts calculated using Muscle Obtained from oil of stability.
Expert Oiliness	Item	= Mys	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Yes	Muscle & Moxie = Mysticality Percentage attribute boosts calculated using Mysticality Obtained from oil of expertise.
Penne Dreadful	Other	= Base Mys	Always	150 MP	Must be a Pastamancer	Yes	Sets your base Moxie to be equal to your base Mysticality Obtained from Bind Penne Dreadful
Sinister Charm	Passive Skill (DG)	= Mys	Always	15 HP	Dark Gyffte	Yes	Your Moxie cannot be lower than your Mysticality Buffing Mysticality exclusively will affect Moxie equally Can be learned and unlearned at Torpor

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