Monster Compendium (1 to E)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to M. For more, see Monsters N to Z.

[[1335 HaXx0r|1335 HaXx0r]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ

[[7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)|7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)]]  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet

[[7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)|7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)]]  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: miner's helmet, miner's pants

[[7-Foot Dwarf Foreman|7-Foot Dwarf Foreman]]  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: miner's pants, 7-Foot Dwarven mattock

[[acid blob|acid blob]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: none

[[albino bat|albino bat]]  Habitat: The Bat Hole Entryway  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut

[[Alphabet Giant|Alphabet Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: heavy D, original G

[[Angels of Avalon|Angels of Avalon]]  Habitat: Great Trip  Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake

[[anglerbush|anglerbush]]  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: meat stack

[[angry bugbear|angry bugbear]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: none

[[angry piñata|angry piñata]]  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: pile of candy

[[angry raccoon puppet|angry raccoon puppet]]  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing

[[animated nightstand (Mahogany)|animated nightstand (Mahogany)]]  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom  Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet

[[animated nightstand (White)|animated nightstand (White)]]  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom  Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit

[[Anime Smiley|Anime Smiley]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy

[[annoying spooky gravy fairy|annoying spooky gravy fairy]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: annoying pitchfork

[[apathetic lizardman|apathetic lizardman]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[The Astronomer|The Astronomer]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star chart

[[axe handle|axe handle]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: pine tar

[[Bailey's Beetle|Bailey's Beetle]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: green clay bead, floorboard cruft, battered hubcap, communications windchimes, reinforced beaded headband

[[Baiowulf|Baiowulf]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: Talisman of Baio

[[banshee librarian|banshee librarian]]  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen

[[bar|bar]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: bar skin, barskin hat

[[Baron Von Ratsworth|Baron Von Ratsworth]]  Habitat: The Typical Tavern  Item Drops: baron Von Ratsworth's monocle, Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip, Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat

[[baseball bat|baseball bat]]  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[[Bashful, the Reindeer|Bashful, the Reindeer]]  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory  Item Drops: none

[[BASIC Elemental|BASIC Elemental]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: none

[[batrat|batrat]]  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: bat guano, bat wing, batgut

[[beanbat|beanbat]]  Habitat: Beanbat Chamber  Item Drops: enchanted bean

[[The Beast with n Ears|The Beast with n Ears]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[The Beast with n Eyes|The Beast with n Eyes]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[Beer Batter|Beer Batter]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Beer Bongadier|Beer Bongadier]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet

[[The Best Carpet Ever|The Best Carpet Ever]]  Habitat: Mediocre Trip  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

[[big creepy spider|big creepy spider]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: spider web

[[Big Meat Golem|Big Meat Golem]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Blooper|Blooper]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: white pixel

[[Bob Racecar|Bob Racecar]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: ketchup hound, leather chaps

[[The Bonerdagon|The Bonerdagon]]  Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt  Item Drops: Skull of the Bonerdagon, Chest of the Bonerdagon, rib of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon

[[bookbat|bookbat]]  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper

[[Booze Giant|Booze Giant]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, boxed wine

[[Boss Bat|Boss Bat]]  Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair  Item Drops: Boss Bat bandana, dense meat stack, Boss Bat britches, Boss Bat bling

[[bow-making mummy|bow-making mummy]]  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky frank, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

[[Bowling Cricket|Bowling Cricket]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Brainsweeper|Brainsweeper]]  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: disembodied brain

[[Bread Golem|Bread Golem]]  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: wad of dough

[[briefcase bat|briefcase bat]]  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[[Brutus, the toga-clad lout|Brutus, the toga-clad lout]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: white class ring, wreath of laurels

[[bugbear-in-the-box|bugbear-in-the-box]]  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard

[[bugged bugbear|bugged bugbear]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

[[Bullet Bill|Bullet Bill]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: black pixel

[[Burly Sidekick|Burly Sidekick]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: tiny house, Mohawk wig, cocoa eggshell fragment

[[The Burrowing Bishop|The Burrowing Bishop]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, star

[[business hippy|business hippy]]  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, massive bag of catnip, reodorant

[[Bustle in the Hedgerow|Bustle in the Hedgerow]]  Habitat: Great Trip  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

[[Buzzy Beetle|Buzzy Beetle]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel

[[C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative|C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, green clay bead

[[Candied Yam Golem|Candied Yam Golem]]  Habitat: random locations during the Feast of Boris  Item Drops: candied yams

[[carnivorous dill plant|carnivorous dill plant]]  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: dill

[[Carnivorous Moxie Weed|Carnivorous Moxie Weed]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: moxie weed, giant moxie weed

[[chalkdust wraith|chalkdust wraith]]  Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room  Item Drops: handful of hand chalk

[[Chowder Golem|Chowder Golem]]  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: None

[[claw-foot bathtub|claw-foot bathtub]]  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble

[[Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer|Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade

[[Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier|Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

[[Cloaca-Cola Soldier|Cloaca-Cola Soldier]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

[[cloud of disembodied whiskers|cloud of disembodied whiskers]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: shaving cream

[[completely different spider|completely different spider]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: spider web

[[confused goth music student|confused goth music student]]  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: None

[[conjoined zmombie|conjoined zmombie]]  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove  Item Drops: loose teeth, cranberries

[[Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time|Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time]]  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky frank, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

[[corpulent zobmie|corpulent zobmie]]  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: loose teeth, cranberries

[[Count Bakula|Count Bakula]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula

[[crazy bastard|crazy bastard]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: crazy bastard sword

[[creepy clown|creepy clown]]  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, clown shoes, foolscap fool's cap

[[crusty hippy|crusty hippy]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, windchimes

[[crusty hippy jewelry maker|crusty hippy jewelry maker]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy knitted dread sack, necklace chain

[[crusty hippy Vegan chef|crusty hippy Vegan chef]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs

[[cubist bull|cubist bull]]  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: broken sword

[[dairy goat|dairy goat]]  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese

[[dairy ooze|dairy ooze]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[Danglin' Chad|Danglin' Chad]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: white class ring, Danglin' Chad's loincloth

[[decent lumberjack|decent lumberjack]]  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, poutine

[[demonic icebox|demonic icebox]]  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: ancient frozen dinner, leftovers of indeterminate origin

[[Demoninja|Demoninja]]  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: ninja hot pants, hot katana blade

[[dirty hippy|dirty hippy]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys

[[dirty hippy jewelry maker|dirty hippy jewelry maker]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, hemp string, phat turquoise bead

[[dirty hippy Vegan chef|dirty hippy Vegan chef]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: carob chunks, filthy knitted dread sack, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix

[[disease-in-the-box|disease-in-the-box]]  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, disease

[[Doc, the Reindeer|Doc, the Reindeer]]  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory  Item Drops: none

[[dodecapede|dodecapede]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[Dopey, the Reindeer|Dopey, the Reindeer]]  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory  Item Drops: none

[[doughbat|doughbat]]  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: wad of dough, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[[Drab Bard|Drab Bard]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive

[[drunk goat|drunk goat]]  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard

[[drunken half-orc hobo|drunken half-orc hobo]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: moxie weed, Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves

[[drunken rat|drunken rat]]  Habitat: The Typical Tavern  Item Drops: rat whisker, rat appendix

[[drunken zombie half-orc hobo|drunken zombie half-orc hobo]]  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland

[[Dyspepsi-Cola General|Dyspepsi-Cola General]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade

[[Dyspepsi-Cola Knight|Dyspepsi-Cola Knight]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

[[Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier|Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier]]  Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

[[Elders of the Gentle Race|Elders of the Gentle Race]]  Habitat: Great Trip  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

[[Electron Submarine|Electron Submarine]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Elite Beer Bongadier|Elite Beer Bongadier]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, distressed denim pants, PADL Phone]]

[[Emaciated Knott Yeti|Emaciated Knott Yeti]]  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: broken cellular phone, yeti fur

[[empty suit of armor|empty suit of armor]]  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear

[[Enraged Cow|Enraged Cow]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Evil Olive|Evil Olive]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive

[[eXtreme cross-country hippy|eXtreme cross-country hippy]]  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: Mountain Stream soda, eXtreme mittens, eXtreme scarf

[[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder|eXtreme Orcish snowboarder]]  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants

[[eXtreme Sports Orcs|eXtreme Sports Orcs]]  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel  Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish cargo shorts, Orcish baseball cap, hang glider

[[Fallen Archfiend|Fallen Archfiend]]  Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: infernal insoles, evil golden arch

[[The Family Jewels|The Family Jewels]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star

[[Feeling That You're Being Watched|Feeling That You're Being Watched]]  Habitat: Mediocre Trip  Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake

[[Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies]]  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Barrow  Item Drops: spooky bicycle chain, spooky cosmetics bag, miniature carton of clove cigarettes

[[Fickle Finger of F8|Fickle Finger of F8]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[fiendish can of asparagus|fiendish can of asparagus]]  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: stalk of asparagus, asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid

[[fiendish zombie can of asparagus|fiendish zombie can of asparagus]]  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: stalk of asparagus, asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid, zombie pineal gland

[[filthy hippy|filthy hippy]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: decorative fountain, patchouli incense stick, tambourine bells

[[filthy hippy jewelry maker|filthy hippy jewelry maker]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: phat turquoise bead, piercing post

[[filthy hippy Vegan chef|filthy hippy Vegan chef]]  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: tambourine bells, wad of tofu

[[flame-broiled meat blob|flame-broiled meat blob]]  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: meat paste

[[Flaming Samurai|Flaming Samurai]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Flaming Troll|Flaming Troll]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: Trollhouse cookies, flaming talons

[[flint-scraping cave elf|flint-scraping cave elf]]  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: big leaf, rock, stick

[[floating platter of hors d'oeuvres|floating platter of hors d'oeuvres]]  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom  Item Drops: dehydrated caviar, desiccated apricot, flute of flat champagne

[[Flock of Stab-bats|Flock of Stab-bats]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, batblade

[[fluffy bunny|fluffy bunny]]  Habitat: The Dire Warren  Item Drops: bunny liver

[[forest spirit|forest spirit]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: forest tears

[[frog|frog]]  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: squashed frog

[[Fruit Golem|Fruit Golem]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: orange, cherry, lime

[[Furry Giant|Furry Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: furry fur, disturbing fanfic, wolf mask

[[G imp|G imp]]  Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: Imp Ale, hot wing, leather mask

[[gargantulihc|gargantulihc]]  Habitat: The Defiled Niche  Item Drops: lihc eye

[[Gathering of Angels?|Gathering of Angels?]]  Habitat: Great Trip  Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake

[[gaunt ghuol|gaunt ghuol]]  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg

[[ghastly organist|ghastly organist]]  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom  Item Drops: opera mask

[[ghost miner|ghost miner]]  Habitat: The Knob Shaft  Item Drops: bubblewrap ore, cardboard ore, styrofoam ore

[[the Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather|the Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[ghostly pickle factory worker|ghostly pickle factory worker]]  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: ghost cucumber

[[ghuol|ghuol]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg

[[Giant Desktop Globe|Giant Desktop Globe]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[giant giant moth|giant giant moth]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[giant pair of tweezers|giant pair of tweezers]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Tower  Item Drops: None

[[giant skeelton|giant skeelton]]  Habitat: The Defiled Nook  Item Drops: skeleton bone

[[gift-wrapping vampire|gift-wrapping vampire]]  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky frank, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

[[Glass of Orange Juice|Glass of Orange Juice]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: green clay bead, orange peel hat

[[gluttonous ghuol|gluttonous ghuol]]  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, ghuol guolash

[[gnarly gnome|gnarly gnome]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: clockwork key, flange

[[gnasty gnome|gnasty gnome]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: clockwork key, flange

[[gnefarious gnome|gnefarious gnome]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: sprocket, cog, flange

[[Gnollish Bodybuilder|Gnollish Bodybuilder]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, gnoll lips

[[Gnollish Crossdresser|Gnollish Crossdresser]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, frilly shirt, frilly skirt, maiden wig

[[Gnollish Flyslayer|Gnollish Flyslayer]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, gnoll lips, Gnollish flyswatter

[[Gnollish Gearhead|Gnollish Gearhead]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll lips, Gnollish toolbox

[[Gnollish Piebaker|Gnollish Piebaker]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: wad of dough, skewer, Gnollish pie tin

[[Gnollish Plungermaster|Gnollish Plungermaster]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, gnoll lips, Gnollish plunger

[[Gnollish Sorceress|Gnollish Sorceress]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, gnoll lips

[[Gnollish Tirejuggler|Gnollish Tirejuggler]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, gnoll lips, tires

[[Gnollish War Chef|Gnollish War Chef]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: skewer, Knoll mushroom

[[Gnomester Blomester|Gnomester Blomester]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: cog, spring, flange

[[gnu jack gnome|gnu jack gnome]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: spring, sprocket, flange

[[Goomba|Goomba]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel

[[Goth Giant|Goth Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: thin black candle, awful poetry journal, Warm Subject gift certificate

[[Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal|Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Scalp of Gorgolok

[[Grass Elemental|Grass Elemental]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: none

[[grave rober|grave rober]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: dead guy's watch, coffin lid

[[grave rober zmobie|grave rober zmobie]]  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: loose teeth, grave robbing shovel, dead guy's watch

[[Green Ops Soldier|Green Ops Soldier]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, green clay bead, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, purple clay bead, round green sunglasses, water pipe bomb

[[Grumpy, the Reindeer|Grumpy, the Reindeer]]  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory  Item Drops: None

[[Guard Bugbear|Guard Bugbear]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: bugbear bungguard, bugbear beanie

[[guy with a pitchfork, and his wife|guy with a pitchfork, and his wife]]  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: pitchfork

[[handsome mariachi|handsome mariachi]]  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: handsomeness potion, bottle of tequila, chorizo taco

[[Happy, the Reindeer|Happy, the Reindeer]]  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory  Item Drops: None

[[Heavy Kegtank|Heavy Kegtank]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: meat engine, PADL Phone, sake bomb

[[Hellion|Hellion]]  Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: hellion cube

[[Higher Plane Serpents|Higher Plane Serpents]]  Habitat: Great Trip  Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake

[[hockey elemental|hockey elemental]]  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: Hockey stick of furious angry rage

[[The Hooded Warrior|The Hooded Warrior]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

[[huge ghuol|huge ghuol]]  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg

[[hung-over half-orc hobo|hung-over half-orc hobo]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves

[[hunter-gatherer cave elf|hunter-gatherer cave elf]]  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: big leaf, tooth

[[Hypnotist of Hey Deze|Hypnotist of Hey Deze]]  Habitat: The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: Hypnodisk

[[Ice Cube|Ice Cube]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Infinite Meat Bug|Infinite Meat Bug]]  Habitat: Treasury  Item Drops: Incredibly dense meat gem

[[irate mariachi|irate mariachi]]  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: irate sombrero, Mariachi G-string, bottle of tequila

[[Irritating Series of Random Encounters|Irritating Series of Random Encounters]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: tiny house, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, cocoa eggshell fragment

[[The Junk|The Junk]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

[[Keese|Keese]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: blue pixel

[[Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot|Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot]]  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, Feynman gate, logic synthesizer

[[Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot|Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot]]  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, Feynman gate, logic synthesizer

[[Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot|Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot]]  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, Feynman gate, logic synthesizer

[[Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot|Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot]]  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, Feynman gate, logic synthesizer

[[Knight (Snake)|Knight (Snake)]]  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: serpentine sword, snake shield

[[Knight (Wolf)|Knight (Wolf)]]  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: lupine sword, snarling wolf shield

[[Knight in White Satin|Knight in White Satin]]  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: white satin pants, white sword

[[Knob Goblin Assistant Chef|Knob Goblin Assistant Chef]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: chef's hat, Knob Goblin tongs, Knob Goblin pants

[[Knob Goblin Barbecue Team|Knob Goblin Barbecue Team]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin tongs

[[Knob Goblin Bean Counter|Knob Goblin Bean Counter]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury  Item Drops: hill of beans, meat stack, Knob Goblin visor

[[Knob Goblin Chef|Knob Goblin Chef]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens  Item Drops: wad of dough, Knob sausage, tomato

[[Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman|Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury, Cobb's Knob Harem  Item Drops: Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite polearm, Knob Goblin elite pants

[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl|Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Harem  Item Drops: Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin harem veil, Knob Goblin perfume

[[The Knob Goblin King|The Knob Goblin King]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob King's Chamber  Item Drops: dense meat stack, Crown of the Goblin King, Glass Balls of the Goblin King, Cape of the Goblin King

[[Knob Goblin Mad Scientist|Knob Goblin Mad Scientist]]  Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory  Item Drops: Knob Goblin steroids, Knob Goblin love potion, Knob Goblin seltzer

[[Knob Goblin Master Chef|Knob Goblin Master Chef]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens  Item Drops: Knob mushroom, spices, dry noodles

[[Knob Goblin Mutant|Knob Goblin Mutant]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: none

[[Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist|Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist]]  Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory  Item Drops: Knob Goblin seltzer, scrumptious reagent, Knob Goblin superseltzer

[[Knott Yeti|Knott Yeti]]  Habitat: The Icy Peak  Item Drops: penguin skin, yeti fur

[[Koopa Troopa|Koopa Troopa]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: black pixel, green pixel, white pixel

[[L imp|L imp]]  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: Imp Ale, flaming crutch, cast

[[Lamz0r N00b|Lamz0r N00b]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: draggin' ball hat, 33398 scroll

[[large kobold|large kobold]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: small box, ring of aggravate monster

[[lemon-in-the-box|lemon-in-the-box]]  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, lemon

[[Lesser Fruit Golem|Lesser Fruit Golem]]  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: grapefruit, grapes, lemon, orange, strawberry

[[lihc|lihc]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: lihc eye

[[Lord Spookyraven|Lord Spookyraven]]  Habitat: Summoning Chamber  Item Drops: Eye of Ed, Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

[[lumberjack supervisor|lumberjack supervisor]]  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: balaclava baklava, balaclava

[[Lumberjill|Lumberjill]]  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: Blatantly Canadian, maple syrup, supportive bra

[[Lumberjuan|Lumberjuan]]  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: leaflet, los chinos, wooden axe

[[Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob|Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Ancient Saucehelm

[[mad bugbears|mad bugbears]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: none

[[MagiMechTech MechaMech|MagiMechTech MechaMech]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: glowing red eye, photoprotoneutron torpedo, Metallic A

[[malevolent hair clog|malevolent hair clog]]  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: gob of wet hair

[[Malevolent Tofurkey|Malevolent Tofurkey]]  Habitat: random locations during the Feast of Boris  Item Drops: tofurkey gravy, tofurkey leg

[[man-eating plant|man-eating plant]]  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: None

[[mariachi calavera|mariachi calavera]]  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: bottle of tequila, marzipan skull

[[The Master Of Thieves|The Master Of Thieves]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: Platinum Yendorian Express Card

[[mayonnaise wasp|mayonnaise wasp]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[me4t begZ0r|me4t begZ0r]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: meat vortex

[[mimic (Barrel)|mimic (Barrel)]]  Habitat: The Barrel full of Barrels  Item Drops: none

[[mimic (Cloak)|mimic (Cloak)]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: dead mimic

[[mind flayer|mind flayer]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: large box, mind flayer corpse, cornuthaum

[[Mob Penguin Pasta Chef|Mob Penguin Pasta Chef]]  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: delicious noodles, iron pasta spoon, scroll of pasta summoning

[[Mob Penguin Soprano|Mob Penguin Soprano]]  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: mafia aria, Mob Penguin cellular phone, support cummerbund

[[Mob Penguin Thug|Mob Penguin Thug]]  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: kneecapping stick, penguin skin

[[Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge|Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, didgeridooka

[[Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV|Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV]]  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: distressed denim pants, natty blue ascot, white class ring

For more, see Monsters N to Z.