Accessories

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This is a comprehensive list of all Accessories in the game, by default sorted by requirement. Accessories are primarily based on Mysticality as requirement and give a wide variety of effects. Since there are three accessory slots, some can only be equipped once. At present, there are no means to increase the number of slots, even though the items are "applied" to various body parts.

Name	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
BOOtonniere	200 Mys	11	Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) May not equip more than one
Chester's Aquarius medallion	200 Mys	28	All Spells Cast Are Sleazy +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Only works for pastamancer spells May not equip more than one
Chester's moustache	200 Mox	19	Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs +20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat skills Disco Bandit Combat skills weaken enemies by an additional 50% +20 Sleaze Damage Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
Chester's sunglasses	200 Mox	20	Moxie +15% +20 Sleaze Damage Reduce enemy defense by 15% May not equip more than one
corncob pipe	200 Mys	12	Muscle +10% May not equip more than one
crusty hula hoop	200 Mys	16	Mysticality +15% Bonus Spell Damage +50 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Can be consumed in combat to do thousands of damage May not equip more than one
cursed ring finger ring	200 Mys	23	Spell Damage +50% +30 Damage to Spooky Spells +10% Critical Spell Chance May not equip more than one
cursed scrunchie	200 Mys	16	All Attributes +10% May not equip more than one
dead guy's memento	200 Mys	18	All Attributes +5% +5 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with other watches
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	200 Mys	29	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands May not equip more than one
eerie fetish	200 Mys	12	Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) May not equip more than one
frayed rope belt	200 Mys	16	Moxie +10% May not equip more than one
Frosty's carrot	200 Mus	15	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
grandfather watch	200 Mys	17	+6 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
guts necklace	200 Mys	13	Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4) May not equip more than one
hardened slime belt	200 Mys	19	Part of the Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Regenerate 10-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure Mysticality +20% May not equip more than one
hobo stogie	200 Mys	11	+100% physical damage against Hobos May not equip more than one
Hodgman's bow tie	200 Mys	17	Part of the Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
Hodgman's lucky sock	200 Mys	20	+50 Hobo Power May not equip more than one
hopping socks	200 Mys	13	Slight Slime Resistance (+1) +20% Accessory Items from Monsters Maximum HP +200 Maximum MP +200 May not equip more than one
lucky bottlecap	200 Mys	15	All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	200 Mys	26	Mysticality +15% Staggers opponents in the first round of combat May not equip more than one
moon-amber necklace	200 Mys	19	Spell Damage +50% Maximum MP +200 +0-25% Mysticality based on the moons May not equip more than one
mime army infiltration glove	200 Mox	28	Gotten by using a warehouse key +25% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative -200% Allows pickpocketing May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (cryonics)	200 Mys	29	Gotten by using a warehouse key Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Cold Damage May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (espionage)	200 Mox	30	Gotten by using a warehouse key Change all combat stat gains to Moxie May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (infantry)	200 Mus	29	Gotten by using a warehouse key Change all combat stat gains to Muscle May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (intelligence)	200 Mys	33	Gotten by using a warehouse key Change all combat stat gains to Mysticality May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (morale)	200 Mys	27	Gotten by using a warehouse key Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	200 Mys	42	Gotten by using a warehouse key Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	200 Mys	33	Gotten by using a warehouse key Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Hot Damage Works for any "Highest hot damage and hot spell damage" PvP mini on offense only. May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (sanitation)	200 Mys	31	Gotten by using a warehouse key Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Stench Damage May not equip more than one
Mr. Joe's bangles	200 Mys	17	Mysticality +10% May not equip more than one
Ol' Scratch's manacles	200 Mys	22	+30 Damage to Hot Spells All Spells Cast Are Hot Moxie +15% Only works for pastamancer and sauceror spells May not equip more than one
old ball and chain	200 Mys	18	Combat Initiative -50% +100 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
old soft shoes	200 Mys	14	30% Items from Monsters (Hobos only) May not equip more than one
Oscus's pelt	200 Mys	12	Part of the Vile Vagrant Vestments Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Stench Spells Bonus for Ps only May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl earring	200 Mys	21	All Attributes +15 Sublime Resistance to All Elements (+9) May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl necklace	200 Mys	22	All Attributes +15 Spell Damage +200 May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring	200 Mys	18	All Attributes +15 +40 Spooky Damage +40 Stench Damage +40 Hot Damage +40 Cold Damage +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
rickety old unicycle	200 Mox	20	Moxie +15% Combat Initiative +50% Regenerate 10-25 MP per adventure Can be consumed in combat to do thousands of damage May not equip more than one
rope with some soap on it	200 Mys	25	Spell Damage +100% against Hobos May not equip more than one
slime-covered necklace	200 Mys	22	+50 Damage against Slimes All Attributes +6 Maximum HP +200
tonguebone	200 Mys	10	Stupendous Sleaze Resistance (+4) May not equip more than one
Uncle Hobo's belt	200 Mys	17	Mysticality +15% +25% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Uncle Hobo's epic beard	200 Mys	23	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags Muscle +20% +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	200 Mys	37	Moxie +15% +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
vial of hot blood	200 Mys	17	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) May not equip more than one
warm fur	200 Mys	8	+60 Hot Damage
Zombo's skull ring	200 Mys	18	Moxie +15% +4 Extra PvP Fights per day when equipped 300-350 Passive Damage against male Frats at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) and The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) May not equip more than one
baneful bandolier	150 Mus	17	Slime Hates It Bonus Ranged Damage +30 +30% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
Belt of Loathing	150 Mox	16	Part of the Clothing of Loathing +10 to Familiar Weight 75% chance of preventing Negative Status Attacks May not equip more than one
malevolent medallion	150 Mys	20	Slime Hates It Prismatic Damage +10 Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Pocket Square of Loathing	150 Mys	25	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Never Fumble -3 MP to use Skills Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5) May not equip more than one
Treads of Loathing	150 Mus	18	+6 Extra Rollover Adventures +6 Extra PvP Fights Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5) May not equip more than one
Ass-Stompers of Violence	125 Mus	24	Part of the Violent Vestments Monsters will be more attracted to you. +5% Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +30% Grants use of Stomp Ass May not equip more than one
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	125 Mox	24	Part of the Hateful Habiliment Monsters will be less attracted to you. Reduce enemy defense by 10%. Spell Damage +60% Restores HP on runaway May not equip more than one
Girdle of Hatred	125 Mus	16	Part of the Hateful Habiliment Combat Initiative +45% Reduce enemy defense by 10%. Spell Damage +60% Grants use of Tighten Girdle May not equip more than one
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	125 Mys	31	Part of the Violent Vestments Muscle +20% +5% Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +30% Casts reflections of your spells May not equip more than one
warbear electric warscarf	110 Mys	25	Serious Supercold Resistance (+3) Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage-50% May not equip more than one
warbear nuclear bowtie	110 Mys	22	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25% May not equip more than one
warbear polarized goggles	110 Mys	25	+15% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative-25% Maximum HP/MP -50 May not equip more than one
Dinsey's glove	100 Mox	14	Part of the Dinsey's Exoskeleton +30 damage to Accordion Thief Combat Skills Moxie +30%
Dinsey's oculus	100 Mus	15	Part of the Dinsey's Exoskeleton Combat Initiative +40% Muscle +30%
Drunkula's ring of haze	100 Mys	23	Weapon Damage-100% Maximum HP -100 Maximum MP +300 The first attack against you will always miss May not equip more than one
Helps-You-Sleep	100 Mox	15	Combat Initiative +75% +10% Critical Hit Chance Interferes with vision in combat May not equip more than one
HOA zombie eyes	100 Mys	15	Monsters will be more attracted to you. All Attributes-100% +10 Stats per Fight May not equip more than one
Mayor Ghost's sash	100 Mys	18	+30% Item Drops from Monsters -30%Meat from Monsters -10Stats per Fight May not equip more than one
Protects-Your-Junk	100 Mox	18	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Damage Reduction: 20 Grants Protection from Dreadsylvanian Curses Reflects sets ofpuppet strings and jawbruisers May not equip more than one
Quiets-Your-Steps	100 Mox	17	Monsters will be less attracted to you. +50% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative-50% May not equip more than one
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	85 Mys	28	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
amber aviator shades	85 Mys	20	Mysticality +5% Moxie +5% +30 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
aquamariner's necklace	85 Mys	22	Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure +15% Meat from Monsters Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalty May not equip more than one
aquamariner's ring	85 Mys	18	Regenerate 10-15 HP per adventure +10% Meat from Monsters Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalty May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty	85 Mys	23	All Attributes +7 +9% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	85 Mys	25	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
diving muff	85 Mys	11	Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalties
fudgecycle	85 Mys	10	+7 Extra Rollover Adventures +100% Candy Drops from Monsters Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Green Clover of Justice	85 Mys	23	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
hare pin	85 Mox	8	Moxie +20% Combat Initiative +40% May not equip more than one
Iron Beta of Industry	85 Mys	21	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
jam band	85 Mys	8	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +20% Booze Drops from Monsters +35% Food Drops from Monsters
Lead Zeta of Chastity	85 Mys	21	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
long-forgotten necklace	85 Mys	23	+15% Meat from Monsters
Mer-kin dragbelt	85 Mus	16	Combat Initiative -25% +20 Muscle Stats Per Fight (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one
Mer-kin eyeglasses	85 Mys	18	Maximum MP -300 +20 Mysticality Stats Per Fight (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one
Mer-kin gutgirdle	85 Mox	17	Maximum HP-300 +20 Moxie Stats Per Fight (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one
Mer-kin prayerbeads	85 Mys	19	Makes you feel uneasy
Mer-kin thighguard	85 Mys	18	Damage Reduction: 10
Mer-kin waistrope	85 Mys	17	Mysticality +10%
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	85 Mys	25	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Orange Star of Sacrifice	85 Mys	24	All Attributes +10 +6% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Order of the Silver Wossname	85 Mys	28	All Attributes +11 +11% Items from Monsters +11% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
ornamental sextant	85 Mys	18	All Attributes +15%
pearl diver's necklace	85 Mys	22	+4% Critical Hit Chance +20 to Monster Level +30% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only) May not equip more than one
pearl diver's ring	85 Mys	18	+3% Critical Hit Chance +15 to Monster Level +20% Item Drops from Monsters (Underwater only) May not equip more than one
Pink Heart of Spirit	85 Mys	20	All Attributes +11 +5% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	85 Mys	25	All Attributes +6 +10% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Red Balloon of Valor	85 Mys	20	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
sea holster	85 Mys	11	Ranged Damage +20 +4% Critical Hit Chance Never Fumble May not equip more than one
shark tooth necklace	85 Mys	20	Moxie +5% Combat Initiative +35% May not equip more than one
stinky fannypack	85 Mys	16	+25 Stench Damage +25 Damage to Stench Spells +40% Item Drops while on Vacation (in any Elemental Airport area)
teflon swim fins	85 Mus	16	Moxie -5% Combat Initiative +25% Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalties May not equip more than one
Uranium Omega of Temperance	85 Mys	27	All Attributes +5 +11% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
velcro boots	85 Mys	12	Mysticality +10% Regenerate 12-24 MP per adventure Combat Initiative-50% May not equip more than one
vinyl boots	85 Mox	11	Moxie +15% (females) or -15%(males) Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
water-polo mitt	85 Mys	15	Bonus Weapon Damage +30 May not equip more than one
Yellow Moon of Compassion	85 Mys	25	All Attributes +9 +7% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	85 Mys	25	All Attributes +8 +8% Items from Monsters May not equip more than one
booty chest charrrm bracelet	80 Mys	28	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
cannonball charrrm bracelet	80 Mys	27	Explodes randomly in combat, doing Hot Damage to your opponent and you May not equip more than one
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	80 Mys	32	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20
round green sunglasses	80 Mys	22	Moxie +9 So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
shiny hood ornament	80 Mys	19	All Attributes +5 Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 Combat Initiative +10%
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	80 Mys	30	Moxie +5 Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
blackberry combat boots	75 Mus	23	Muscle +10 Maximum HP +45 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 May not equip more than one
blackberry galoshes	75 Mox	19	All Attributes +7 May not equip more than one
blackberry moccasins	75 Mys	20	Moxie +8 Combat Initiative +25% Damage Reduction: +3 May not equip more than one
blackberry slippers	75 Mys	19	Mysticality +10 Spell Damage +10 Spell Damage +5% May not equip more than one
Elmley shades	75 Mys	13	Muscle +12 +3% Critical Hit Chance May not equip more than one
energy drink IV	75 Mys	15	Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
furniture dolly	75 Mys	15	Combat Initiative +30% May not equip more than one
gearbox necklace	75 Mys	16	Mysticality +11 Maximum MP +50
plexiglass pendant	75 Mys	18	Never Fumble Moxie +30% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's HCO reward May not equip more than one
plexiglass pinky ring	75 Mys	21	Spell Damage +30 Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Mysticality +30% S' HCO reward May not equip more than one
plexiglass pocketwatch	75 Mys	22	-3 MP to use Skills +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +30% P's HCO reward Will stack with another watch May not equip more than one
ratskin belt	75 Mys	12	Moxie +8 +10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
rusty chain necklace	75 Mys	20	Muscle +9 Maximum HP +25
Spacegate diplomat's insignia	75 Mox	29	Moxie +25% Combat Initiative +25% +25% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Spacegate military insignia	75 Mus	27	+6 PvP fights per day when equipped. Grants 30 Adventures of Spirit of Galactic Unity at Rollover +10 to Familiar Weight You get 60 turns of this effect if you also have Spacegate scientist's insignia equipped. May not equip more than one
Spacegate scientist's insignia	75 Mys	30	+6 Adventures per day when equipped. Grants 30 Adventures of Spirit of Galactic Unity at Rollover +10 to Familiar Weight You get 60 turns of this effect if you also have Spacegate military insignia equipped. May not equip more than one
spark plug earring	75 Mys	18	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
woven baling wire bracelets	75 Mys	27	Spell Damage +15 -1 MP to use Skills
wrench bracelet	75 Mys	15	Muscle +5 Bonus Weapon Damage +9
Gaia beads	72 Mys	10	+10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells
hippy medical kit	72 Mys	17	Mysticality +10 Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
attorney's badge	70 Mys	16	Blocks monster actions like a Levitating Potato 33% of the time May not equip more than one
bejeweled pledge pin	70 Mys	20	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Maximum HP +40 May not equip more than one
round purple sunglasses	70 Mys	23	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1) May not equip more than one
Ankh of Badahnkadh	67 Mys	18	Spell Damage +25% May not equip more than one
Iiti Kitty phone charm	67 Mys	22	+15 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
bewitching boots	65 Mys	16	Slight Cute Resistance +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bitter bowtie, brazen bracelet
bitter bowtie	65 Mox	13	Slight Cold Resistance (+1) +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bewitching boots, brazen bracelet
bottle opener belt buckle	65 Mys	25	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet	65 Mus	15	Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1) +10% Meat from Monsters Extra bonus when equipping with bitter bowtie, brazen bracelet
compression stocking	65 Mys	20	Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
headhunter necktie	65 Mys	18	Muscle +15 Moxie -3 May not equip more than one
hippy protest button	65 Mys	20	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
Jefferson wings	65 Mys	15	+20 Sleaze Damage
kick-ass kicks	65 Mys	14	+10 Sleaze Damage Moxie +3 May not equip more than one
Lockenstock™ sandals	65 Mys	26	Mysticality +7 +7 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
molten medallion	65 Mys	16	Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +5% Items from Monsters
monstrous monocle	65 Mus	17	Slight Spooky Resistance (+1) +5% Items from Monsters
musty moccasins	65 Mox	15	Slight Stench Resistance (+1) +5% Items from Monsters
red masque	65 Mys	10	+15 Spooky Damage Maximum HP +30 May not equip more than one
sealhide belt	65 Mys	13	Maximum HP/MP +25
sealhide gloves	65 Mys	15	Weapon Damage +10
sealhide moccasins	65 Mys	18	All Attributes +5 May not equip more than one
sphygmomanometer	65 Mys	16	Maximum HP +60 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
head mirror	62 Mys	11	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Makes you look like a doctor
pygmy nose-bone	62 Mys	15	Moxie +7 May not equip more than one
surgical mask	62 Mys	13	Maximum MP +40 Makes you look like a doctor
black belt	60 Mys	10	Muscle +7 Bonus Weapon Damage +7 May not equip more than one
candy necklace	60 Mox	14	Quest Item for Disco Bandit Nemesis quest +10% Candy Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
Choker of the Ultragoth	60 Mys	23	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Spooky Spells May not equip more than one
clingfilm slippers	60 Mys	18	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Spell Damage +15 May not equip more than one
cyborg stompin' boot	60 Mus	20	Damage Reduction: +8 Bonus Weapon Damage +20 Combat Initiative +30% May not equip more than one
Earring of Fire	60 Mys	15	Serious Cold Resistance(+3) Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
glowing red eye	60 Mys	15	So-So Spooky Resistance (+3)
groovy prism necklace	60 Mys	21	Sometimes does 5 prismatic Passive Damage when opponent hits
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	60 Mys	31	Monster Level +7 May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	60 Mys	26	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Cold Spells May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	60 Mys	18	All Attributes +3 +40 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beerring	60 Mys	17	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Serious Stench Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	60 Mys	26	Combat Initiative +20% +20% Pickpocket Chance Maximum HP/MP +20
Mudflap-Girl Earring	60 Mys	20	Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Serious Hot Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	60 Mys	21	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring	60 Mys	17	All Attributes +3 +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Nose Ring of Putrescence	60 Mys	24	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
The One Mood Ring	60 Mys	13	Muscle +X% Mysticality +X% Moxie +X% +Y to Monster Level
pacifier necklace	60 Mox	17	Quest Item for Disco Bandit Nemesis quest +20 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
Pendant of Fire	60 Mys	15	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Hot Spells May not equip more than one
Pendant of Gargalesis	60 Mys	21	Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
pirate fledges	60 Mys	14	All Attributes +7 Allows access to the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) without Swashbuckling Getup
Putrid Pendant	60 Mys	14	All Attributes +3 +40 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
red badge	60 Mys	9	Damage Reduction: 5 -25 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
The Ring	60 Mys	8	All Attributes +3 +40 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
Ring of Fire	60 Mys	12	All Attributes +3 +40 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake	60 Mys	23	All Attributes +3 +40 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
Sketcherz™	60 Mys	10	+20 Sleaze Damage +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells Spell Damage +30%
sneakeasies	60 Mox	11	Moxie +25% +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
sock garters	60 Mys	12	So-So Cold Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
solid gold pegleg	60 Mys	17	Combat Initiative -50% May not equip more than one
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	60 Mys	28	+10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
Unspeakable Earring	60 Mys	19	Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
warbear fleece-lined warscarf	60 Mys	29	So-So Supercold Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
warbear plasma bowtie	60 Mys	20	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration May not equip more than one
warbear snowblindness goggles	60 Mys	29	+10% Items from WarBears May not equip more than one
spaghetti cult rosary	55 Mys	21	Maximum MP +50
Bram's choker	50 Mys	13	Moxie +10% Monsters will be less attracted to you. +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	50 Mus	29	Muscle +25% Maximum HP +50 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Weapon Damage +25% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
glass eye	50 Mys	9	Combat Initiative +20% Weapon Damage +20 +40% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
heart of the volcano	50 Mys	20	Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-5 MP per adventure
mafia pointer finger ring	50 Mus	25	+15% Chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15% Take advantage of critical moments. You gain double the monster's base meat drop on the first critical hit of the combat. If any meat is stolen this way, the monster's attack and defense is delevellled by 6-10 May not equip more than one
plaid pocket square	50 Mys	19	+15% Meat from Monsters
pogo stick	50 Mys	10	Combat Initiative +30% Moxie +10% May not equip more than one
Red Fox glove	50 Mys	13	+5% Critical Hit Chance Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure Regular attacks can't miss May not equip more than one
ring of the Skeleton Lord	50 Mox	25	Mysticality +50% +50% Meat from Monsters +25 Item Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
sardine can key	50 Mus	15	+40 Cold Damage Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) +60% Food Drops from Monsters
spiky turtle shoulderpads	50 Mus	25	Damage Absorption +75 Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
super-strong air freshener	50 Mys	26	So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
Wal-Mart nametag	50 Mys	16	Mysticality +40% +4 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
shamanic beads	47 Mys	14	Prismatic Damage +1 Spell Damage +10
vampire pearl earring	47 Mys	21	Regenerate 4-14 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
witch wart	47 Mys	10	Mysticality +5 Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	45 Mys	36	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day May not equip more than one
beaten-up Chucks	45 Mys	16	Combat Initiative +40%
bejeweled cufflinks	45 Mys	19	Prismatic Damage +3 May not equip more than one
Bling of the New Wave	45 Mox	21	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt May not equip more than one
bone spurs	45 Mys	10	Part of the Thousandth Birthday Suit +20 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
chintzy accordion pin	45 Mox	21	Moxie +12 Mysticality +6 Bonus for ATs only May not equip more than one
chintzy disco ball pendant	45 Mox	26	Moxie +12 Muscle +6 Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
chintzy noodle ring	45 Mys	19	Mysticality +12 Muscle +6 Bonus for Ps only May not equip more than one
chintzy saucepan earring	45 Mys	24	Mysticality +12 Moxie +6 Bonus for Ss only May not equip more than one
chintzy seal pendant	45 Mus	20	Muscle +12 Moxie +6 Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
chintzy turtle brooch	45 Mus	21	Muscle +12 Mysticality +6 Bonus for TTs only May not equip more than one
Claw of the Infernal Seal	45 Mus	25	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day May not equip more than one
enormous hoop earring	45 Mys	21	Moxie +5
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	45 Mus	28	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +11 Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones* May not equip more than one
giant motorcycle boots	45 Mus	22	+10 Damage vs. Ghosts Muscle +5 May not equip more than one
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	45 Mys	31	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +11 Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day* May not equip more than one
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	45 Mox	32	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure Keep 1 additional song in your head May not equip more than one
Mafia middle finger ring	45 Mus	24	Weapon Damage +13% Muscle +13% Show enemies your ring once a day! A 13-MP combat skill that gives a free banish of the current monster for 60 turns or until rollover May not equip more than one
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	45 Mys	29	Muscle +30 Combat Initiative -30%
tube sock	45 Mys	9	Moxie +20 May not equip more than one
adobe ascot	40 Mox	11	Moxie +20% +30% Combat Initiative Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™ May not equip more than one
badge of authority	40 Mys	18	Monster Level +10 May not equip more than one
bakelite badge	40 Mys	14	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine +5 to Familiar Weight Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
bakelite belt	40 Mys	13	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine +5% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 10 Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury
bakelite brooch	40 Mys	15	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Mysticality +20% Active Saucespheres increase your spell damage
belt of Ogrekind	40 Mus	16	Part of the FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit Muscle +15 Muscle +25% +5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
ceramic celsiturometer	40 Mys	22	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Boil skill in combat May not equip more than one
ceramic cestus	40 Mus	14	Muscle +20% +5 to Familiar Weight Enables use of the Ceramic Punch skill in combat May not equip more than one
eXtreme mittens	40 Mys	15	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear Bonus Weapon Damage +6
fiberglass fannypack	40 Mys	20	Part of the Fiberglass Finery -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +15 Sleaze Damage Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta If you're a Pastamancer, deals passive physical damage three times per round. May not equip more than one
fiberglass fingerguard	40 Mys	22	Part of the Fiberglass Finery Combat Initiative +40% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye-Poke Increase the base damage range of Disco Eye-Poke to 10-30 HP and the deleveling to 20 MA/MD. May not equip more than one
flagstone flip-flops	40 Mys	20	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Combat Initiative +40% Allows use of the Flagstone Flap Flip skill in combat May not equip more than one
flagstone fringe	40 Mox	16	Moxie +20% +4 PvP fights per day when equipped Allows use of the Flagstone Foxtrot skill in combat May not equip more than one
filigreed hamethyst earring	40 Mys	27	Muscle +8 +5% Critical Hit Chance
filigreed hamethyst necklace	40 Mys	28	Muscle +10 Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +2 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
filigreed hamethyst ring	40 Mys	24	Muscle +12 Maximum HP +25 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Krampus Horn	40 Mys	12	Crimbo 2016 item So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +2 Stat(s) Per Fight Greatly improves chances of finding lumps and sludge Doubles your damage against Bad Vibes May not equip more than one
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	40 Mys	30	Combat Initiative +25% Enables hearing of demon names for use in the Summoning Chamber May not equip more than one
mafia thumb ring	40 Mus	16	Weapon Damage +11% Muscle +11% Occasionally knock your opponent into last week Some gives an adventure after non-free fights May not equip more than one
marble magnet	40 Mys	13	Part of the Marble Materials Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you May not equip more than one
marble medallion	40 Mox	16	Part of the Marble Materials Moxie +20% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Damages enemies who hit you May not equip more than one
Master Thief's utility belt	40 Mox	27	Part of the FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit Moxie +15 Moxie +25% +5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
nylon Christmas stockings	40 Mys	25	Combat Initiative +75% Spell Damage +50% +3 Stats Per Fight -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
petrified wood waist protector	40 Mus	30	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Adventures per day when equipped Makes opponents miss their first attack May not equip more than one
petrified wood wizard's pouch	40 Mys	29	Mysticality +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Adds hot and physical damage to spells May not equip more than one
porcelain phantom mask	40 Mys	22	Part of the Ceramic Suit +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters Moxie +20% Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
pulled porquoise earring	40 Mys	24	Moxie +9 Never Fumble
pulled porquoise pendant	40 Mys	24	Moxie +10 +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise ring	40 Mys	21	Moxie +11 Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
red shoe	40 Mys	8	So-So Hot Resistance (+2) Monsters will be less attracted to you May not equip more than one
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	40 Mys	27	+5% Booze Drops
solid baconstone earring	40 Mys	24	Mysticality +8 Maximum MP +15 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
solid baconstone necklace	40 Mys	25	Mysticality +10 Spell Damage +15 May not equip more than one
solid baconstone ring	40 Mys	21	Mysticality +12 Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
stained glass spectacles	40 Mys	24	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +5 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
stained glass suspenders	40 Mus	24	Muscle +20% Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +5 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
tarnished tastevin	40 Mys	18	+25% Booze Drops from Monsters Sample Booze Items as They Drop
terra cotta tie tack	40 Mox	20	Part of the Terra Cotta Tackle +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes May not equip more than one
terra cotta truss	40 Mus	17	Part of the Terra Cotta Tackle +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Combat Initiative +40% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes May not equip more than one
the Ley Incursion's waist	40 Mys	25	Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight May not equip more than one
wrought-iron walker	40 Mys	19	Part of the Wrought Wrappings +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time May not equip more than one
wrought-iron widget	40 Mys	19	Part of the Wrought Wrappings +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon May not equip more than one
wrought-iron winch crank	40 Mys	24	Part of the Wrought Wrappings Combat Initiative +40% Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Increases the damage of Spirit Snap May not equip more than one
Yuleviathan necklace	40 Mys	20	+15 Prismatic Damage Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Duskwalker fangs	37 Mys	16	Weapon Damage +5% Successful hit weakens opponent
amulet of extreme plot significance	35 Mys	35	Maximum MP +30
ankleweights	35 Mys	12	Part of the Workoutfit +4 Extra PvP Fights +1 Stat per Fight May not equip more than one
badass belt	35 Mys	11	All Attributes +5
bezoar ring	35 Mys	11	Protects the wearer from poison
Caveman Dan's favorite rock	35 Mus	27	Maximum HP +60 +30% Food Drops from Monsters +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
cement shoes	35 Mys	12	Mysticality +20 Moxie +20 Improved resting
Claybender glasses	35 Mys	18	+4% Item Drops from Monsters +15 Damage vs. Ghosts May not equip more than one
colored-light "necklace"	35 Mys	24	Part of the Arboreal Raiment Maximum MP +15
Congressional Medal of Insanity	35 Mys	31	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-12 MP per adventure
crystal belt buckle	35 Mys	19	Untradeable Crimbo 2016 item Maximum MP +25 Spell Damage +10 Improves your ability to align chakras
doll-eye amulet	35 Mys	15	+40% Item Drops in Spookyraven Manor
droll monocle	35 Mys	13	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure +20% Meat from Monsters
fancy black tie	35 Mys	15	Part of the Fancy Tux Muscle +15%
flapper floppers	35 Mys	16	Mysticality +25% +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
floaty rock necklace	35 Mys	20	Part of the Floaty Fatigues +10% Critical Spell Chance May not equip more than one
giant pinky ring	35 Mys	16	75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks May not equip more than one
heat-resistant gloves	35 Mox	21	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) Weapon Damage -50% 2x chance of Fumble
heat-resistant necktie	35 Mys	22	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) Spell Damage -50
hockey stick of furious angry rage	35 Mys	34	An ultra-rare item Monster Level +30 Muscle +5%
imitation nice watch	35 Mys	20	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures Does not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
Mafia bow tie	35 Mys	13	Muscle +20 Moxie +20
Mafia stogie	35 Mys	12	Muscle +20 Mysticality +20
mafia pinky ring	35 Mus	16	Weapon Damage +10% Muscle +10% Fine wines will taste a bit finer Adds 12.5% extra adventures (rounded to nearest integer) when drinking specific wines. May not equip more than one
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	35 Mys	23	+15% Item Drops from Monsters +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Spell Damage +30% Find... like... far out stuff, like everywhere... man...
numberwang	35 Mys	10	+5 Extra PvP Fights +5 Extra Rollover Adventures +11 to Monster Level Combat Initiative +23% Maximum HP +37 Maximum MP +37 Regenerate 6-9 HP per adventure Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
outlaw bandana	35 Mox	14	Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +20% +40% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Roman sadnals	35 Mys	13	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
Space Trip safety headphones	35 Mys	28	-100 to Monster Level Damage Reduction: 10 Monsters will be less attracted to you. May not equip more than one
streetfighting champion's belt	35 Mus	30	Maximum HP/MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure +5% chance of Critical Hit May not equip more than one
support cummerbund	35 Mys	18	Maximum HP +20
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	35 Mys	31	Monster Level +20 +50 Spooky Damage +50 Damage to Spooky Spells
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	35 Mys	30	Spell Damage +100% Maximum MP +100
vampire pearl necklace	35 Mys	22	Regenerate 6-18 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
vampire pearl ring	35 Mys	18	Regenerate 2-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-10 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
warbear dress bracers	35 Mys	21	Part of the Warbear Dress Armor Mysticality +10 +25% Candy Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
white earbuds	35 Mys	13	Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure -11 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
orc wrist	32 Mys	9	+15 Damage vs. Orcs
SMOOCH spaulders	32 Mys	16	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Absorption +25 Damages Attacking Opponent
antique nutcracker beard	30 Mys	24	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit +3 Prismatic Damage Mysticality +15%
antique nutcracker boots	30 Mus	24	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Weapon Damage +15 Muscle +15%
antique nutcracker epaulets	30 Mox	27	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure Moxie +15%
barrel beryl choker	30 Mys	19	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10
barrel beryl nose ring	30 Mys	22	Mysticality+10 Spell Damage +20
barrel beryl ring	30 Mys	17	Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +20%
Brimstone Bracelet	30 Mys	18	Mysticality +50% Muscle -20% -3 MP to use Skills S' BM reward May not equip more than one
Brimstone Brooch	30 Mys	16	Mysticality +50% Moxie -20% Spell Damage +40 P's BM reward May not equip more than one
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	30 Mys	19	Moxie +43 Can be used once per day to summon three free drinks Unique item
expensive camera	30 Mys	16	Combat Initiative +20% Reduce enemy defense by 10%
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	30 Mox	32	Moxie +25% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
Frown Exerciser	30 Mys	15	+0-25 to Monster Level based on Grimace darkness Moxie -5 May not equip more than one
gnatwing earring	30 Mys	16	Combat Initiative +15% Mysticality +6
mafia organizer badge	30 Mus	21	+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants access to organized action areas Allowed you to work Work on the Line for 5 more adventures per day if equipped. May not equip more than one
Othello's handkerchief	30 Mys	22	+10 Othello Skill
pig-iron bracers	30 Mox	16	Part of the Pork Elf Prizes Mysticality +8 Bonus Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
SMOOCH kneepads	30 Mys	15	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Reduction: 10 Damages Attacking Opponent
stainless steel scarf	30 Mys	21	Spell Damage +20 Monster Level +20 Mysticality +15% S' HC reward May not equip more than one
stainless steel solitaire	30 Mys	25	-2 MP to use Skills +2 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +15% P's HC reward May not equip more than one
stainless steel suspenders	30 Mys	26	Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +40 Moxie +15% AT's HC reward May not equip more than one
stolen necklace	30 Mys	15	+1 Extra PvP Fights +5 Spooky Damage
tap shoes	20 Mys	9	Moxie +11 Combat Initiative -20% May not equip more than one
tortoboggan	30 Mox	11	Moxie +4 Combat Initiative +20% May not equip more than one
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	30 Mox	25	Radio prize Part of the Primitive Radio Duds All Attributes +10% May not equip more than one
worksite credentials	30 Mox	20	+1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Grants access to worksites Allowed you to Work on the Line for 5 more adventures per day if equipped. May not equip more than one
screwing pooch	27 Mys	14	+3% Item Drops from Monsters
SMOOCH bracers	27 Mys	14	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +15 Damages Attacking Opponent
Bonerdagon necklace	25 Mys	19	Muscle +5 Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +30%
Boris's ring	25 Mys	12	Muscle +10
depleted Grimacite astrolabe	25 Mys	28	Mysticality +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra PvP Fights based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	25 Mys	33	Moxie +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra Rollover Adventures based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	25 Mys	37	Muscle +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra Rollover Adventures based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
enchanted toothpick	25 Mys	19	Spell Damage +12 May not equip more than one
freshwater pearl necklace	25 Mys	25	+5% Critical Spell Chance
gingerbeard	25 Mys	11	+6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December) May not equip more than one
Jarlsberg's earring	25 Mys	19	Mysticality +10
The Lost Glasses	25 Mys	16	Reduce enemy defense by 15% So-So Hot Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
perfect Christmas scarf	25 Mys	23	+9 Adventures per day when equipped Stunning Cold Resistance (+7) Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure May not equip more than one (Bonus for December only)
ring of adornment	25 Mys	17	Moxie +10
ring of aggravate monster	25 Mys	25	Part of the Yendorian Finery Monster Level +5
ring of cold resistance	25 Mys	23	So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
ring of conflict	25 Mys	16	Combat Frequency -5% May not equip more than one
ring of fire resistance	25 Mys	23	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
ring of gain strength	25 Mys	21	Muscle +10
ring of increase damage	25 Mys	23	Bonus Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10
ring of teleportation	25 Mys	21	Intrinsic Teleportitis May not equip more than one
shiny tribal beads	25 Mys	18	Mysticality +6
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	25 Mys	26	Moxie +10
stuffed shoulder parrot	25 Mys	23	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup Maximum MP +5
Talisman o' Namsilat	25 Mys	15	All Attributes +3 Required to access The Palindome May not equip more than one
phase-tuned shield generator belt	22 Mys	33	+10 Damage Reduction vs. Bugbears May not equip more than one
Saccharine Maple pendant	22 Mys	24	Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Enables the Spray Sap combat skill
UV monocular	22 Mys	12	+5% Item Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
arrrgyle socks	20 Mys	14	Mysticality +6
beach glass necklace	20 Mys	20	Muscle +5
candy dress shoes	20 Mus	17	Part of Gingerbread Best Maximum HP +20 Weapon Damage +15 +10% Chance of Critical Hit May not equip more than one
candy necktie	20 Mox	13	Part of Gingerbread Best Combat Initiative +20% Ranged Damage +15 +10% Pickpocket Chance May not equip more than one
cheap sunglasses	20 Mys	16	+60% Meat Drops from Tourists
chocolate pocketwatch	20 Mys	21	Part of Gingerbread Best Maximum MP +20 Spell Damage +15 +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit May not equip more than one
Codpiece of the Goblin King	20 Mys	27	Moxie +7 May not equip more than one
Crimbolex watch	20 Mys	15	+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Grants 100 Adventures of Watched Over at Rollover +100% to all attributes Does not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
jangly bracelet	20 Mys	15	+30 Spooky Damage +30 Damage to Spooky Spells Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
hemp string	20 Mys	11
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	20 Mys	28	Moxie +5
papier-masque	20 Mys	12	Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Makes your possessions seem more interesting May not equip more than one
peace-sign necklace	20 Mys	19	Damage Reduction: +3
phat turquoise bracelet	20 Mys	23	Mysticality +5
ribbon candy ascot	20 Mys	18	+100% Candy Drops from Monsters Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure
sk8board	20 Mys	8	Combat Initiative +15%
soggy elf shoes	20 Mox	15	Combat Initiative +40% +40 Sleaze Damage May not equip more than one
spant shoulderpads	20 Mys	18	Part of the Spant Armor Mysticality +15% Damage Absorption +100 May not equip more than one
Boss Bat bling	17 Mys	14	Muscle +3 Moxie +3 Must have any monster aggravation device set to 8 to acquire
duonoculars	17 Mys	11	Monsters will be less attracted to you. +5 to Monster Level
Grimacite galoshes	17 Mys	18	A prize from The Raffle House +25% Meat from Monsters Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Grimacite garter	17 Mys	16	A prize from The Raffle House Spell Damage +15 Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Grimacite gorget	17 Mys	16	A prize from The Raffle House +25% Items from Monsters Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
albatross necklace	15 Mys	18	Mysticality +10% May not equip more than one
anemoney clip	15 Mys	13	+25% Meat from Monsters +50% Meat from Monsters (underwater only) May not equip more than one
enchanted handwarmer	15 Mys	20	So-So Cold Resistance (+2) +4 Hot Damage May not equip more than one
ghost of a necklace	15 Mys	19	+8 Sleaze Damage +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Grimacite gauntlets	15 Mys	19	A prize from The Raffle House +30% Meat from Monsters Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
Grimacite girdle	15 Mys	16	A prize from The Raffle House Spell Damage +20 Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
Grimacite go-go boots	15 Mys	21	A prize from The Raffle House +30% Items from Monsters Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
imp unity ring	15 Mys	14	+5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells
infernal insoles	15 Mys	16	Slight Hot Resistance (+1) Combat Initiative +10%
junk band	15 Mys	9	Spell Damage +11
lucky cat collar	15 Mys	16	+7% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
lucky rabbit's foot	15 Mys	19	+7% Items from Monsters +7% Meat from Monsters
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15 Mys	26	Can attack enemies May not equip more than one
perfume-soaked bandana	15 Mys	22	So-So Stench Resistance (+2) So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
spooky glove	15 Mys	12	Never Fumble Moxie +5 +5 Spooky Damage
tin star	15 Mys	8	Monster Level +5 Moxie +3
toy crazy train	15 Mys	15	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
toy maglev monorail	15 Mys	19	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
toy train	15 Mys	9	+10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
wristwatch of the white knight	15 Mys	30	Part of the Knight's Armor Combat Initiative +10% +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Will not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
bottlecap turtle	12 Mys	16	Mysticality +1 Maximum MP +3
rubber gloves	12 Mys	13	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
whalebone corset	12 Mys	16	Maximum HP -10 Damage Reduction: 5 May not equip more than one
elevennis shoes	11 Mys	15	All Attributes +11 Maximum HP/MP +11
acid-squirting flower	10 Mys	21	Damages Attacking Opponent May not equip more than one
baconstone bracelet	10 Mys	19	Mysticality +2 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
baconstone earring	10 Mys	18	Mysticality +2 -1 MP to use Skills May not equip more than one
baconstone pendant	10 Mys	18	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
baconstone ring	10 Mys	15	Mysticality +5 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10 Mys	32	+15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10 Mys	29	+10% Item Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
battle broom	10 Mys	12	+5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Mysticality +50% Spell Damage +100% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit This item will disappear at the end of the day.
bauxite bow-tie	10 Mys	15	Mysticality +11 Maximum MP +X (23 + <toddlers>0.35) Spell Damage +Y (23 + <toddlers>0.35)
big red clown nose	10 Mys	18	Maximum HP +7
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10 Mys	25	Monster Level +15
cement sandals	10 Mus	14	Combat Initiative -10% +1 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights May not equip more than one
clown shoes	10 Mys	11	Maximum MP +7
clownskin belt	10 Mys	14	Maximum MP +15
dead guy's watch	10 Mys	16	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures Will not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
disbelief suspenders	10 Mys	20	Part of the OK Lumberjack Outfit Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)
eXtreme nose ring	10 Mys	17	All Attributes +4
garish pinky ring	10 Mys	17	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10
genie's bracers	10 Mys	15	Can only be obtained via access to Madame Zatara in the VIP Lounge Mysticality +5 Moxie +5
glow-in-the-dark necklace	10 Mys	25	Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +10 Regenerate 2-10 MP per adventure
gnoll-tooth necklace	10 Mys	20	Muscle +5
gumshoes	10 Mus	8	Muscle +25% +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
hamethyst bracelet	10 Mys	18	Muscle +3 +5% Critical Hit Chance May not equip more than one
hamethyst earring	10 Mys	17	Muscle +3 +5% Critical Hit Chance
hamethyst necklace	10 Mys	18	Muscle +4 Bonus Weapon Damage +5 +3 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
hamethyst ring	10 Mys	14	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +10 Regenerate 2-4 HP per Adventure May not equip more than one
moustache sock	10 Mus	14	Moxie +20 Muscle -5 Mysticality -5 Combat Initiative +20% May not equip more than one
Mr. Screege's spectacles	10 Mys	24	Untradeable Protonic accelerator pack-derivative +20% Meat from Monsters Lets you find valuables after fights 90% of the time gives 10-70 meat 10% of the time, acquire a random meat-producing item after combat
natty blue ascot	10 Mys	16	+20% Meat from Monsters
night-vision goggles	10 Mox	20	Moxie -10% +1 Moxie Stat Gains from Fights May not equip more than one
nicksilver ring	10 Mys	15	+15% Pickpocket Chance +15% Item Drops from Monsters +30% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Pine-Fresh air freshener	10 Mys	24	Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
polka-dot bow tie	10 Mys	17	Moxie +3
porquoise bracelet	10 Mys	18	Moxie +4 Never Fumble
porquoise eyebrow ring	10 Mys	22	Moxie +4 Never Fumble
porquoise necklace	10 Mys	18	Moxie +4 +10% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
porquoise ring	10 Mys	14	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
power sock	10 Mus	10	Muscle +20 Mysticality -5 Moxie -5 Weapon Damage +20% May not equip more than one
nicksilver ring	10 Mys	15	+15% Pickpocket Chance +15% Item Drops from Monsters +30% Weapon Drops from Monsters
primitive alien necklace	10 Mys	24	+5 Stats Per Fight +25 Cold Damage Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Sasq™ watch	10 Mys	11	+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +6 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Grants 30 Adventures of The Rich Get Richer at Rollover Will not stack with other watches
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	10 Mys	26	A custom item given to sassylassy Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 May not equip more than one
severed rocking horse head	10 Mys	26	All Attributes +3
shiny ring	10 Mys	10	All Attributes +3
sicksilver ring	10 Mys	15	+20 Stench Damage +40 Damage to Stench Spells Muscle +10
slicksilver ring	10 Mys	16	+20 Sleaze Damage +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells Moxie +10
smooth velvet hanky	10 Mys	19	+1 Disco Style May not equip more than one
smooth velvet pocket square	10 Mys	27	+1 Disco Style May not equip more than one
smooth velvet socks	10 Mys	19	+1 Disco Style May not equip more than one
snow belly	10 Mys	9	Part of the Snowman Suit +6 Cold Damage May not equip more than one
sour ball and chain	10 Mys	19	Combat Initiative -300% +50% Sprinkles from Monsters May not equip more than one
Spookyraven signet	10 Mys	18	Untradeable Protonic accelerator pack-derivative So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) +15 Stench Damage +15 Damage to Stench Spells May not equip more than one
steel knuckles	10 Mus	14	+30 Damage to Unarmed Attacks
string of moist beads	10 Mys	21	+10% Pants Drops from Monsters
thicksilver ring	10 Mys	16	Damage Reduction: 50 (First Hit Only) Damage Absorption +30 Damage Reduction: 10
ticksilver ring	10 Mys	15	+6 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
tie-dyed fannypack	10 Mys	18	Untradeable Protonic accelerator pack-derivative +2 Prismatic Damage +10% Item Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	10 Mys	28	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	10 Mys	24	Never Fumble
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	10 Mys	27	Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +30
tiny plastic Lord Flameface	10 Mys	27	+20 Hot Damage Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	10 Mys	29	Maximum MP +30 Spell Damage +10
tiny plastic protector spectre	10 Mys	30	+10 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	10 Mys	27	Mysticality +5% Spell Damage +25%
training belt	10 Mus	13	Weapon Damage -50% +25 to Monster Level Muscle +25%
training legwarmers	10 Mys	19	Spell Damage -50% Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5) Mysticality +25%
walrus-tusk earring	10 Mys	19	Maximum HP +10
warbear goggles	10 Mys	15	+5% Items from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50 May not equip more than one
warbear laser bowtie	10 Mys	20	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50% May not equip more than one
warbear warscarf	10 Mys	16	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure May not equip more than one
wool sock	10 Mys	9	Mysticality +20 Muscle -5 Moxie -5 Spell Damage +40% May not equip more than one
wicksilver ring	10 Mys	15	+20 Hot Damage +40 Damage to Hot Spells Mysticality +10
boxing glove	7 Mys	12	Bonus Weapon Damage +4
dope gangsta bling-bling	7 Mys	24	Moxie +1
furry green earmuffs	7 Mys	20	Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
oven mitts	7 Mys	10	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
bark bracelet	5 Mys	13	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer Damage Reduction: 2 May not equip more than one
bejeweled accordion strap	5 Mox	25	Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 Bonus for ATs only
chocolate rabbit's foot	5 Mys	23	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +5% Meat from Monsters +20% Candy Drops from Monsters
ironic oversized sunglasses	5 Mys	27	Damages Attacking Opponent
ladle of mystery	5 Mys	16	Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Bonus for Ss only
tiny plastic Susie	5 Mys	18	All Attributes +5
white belt	5 Mys	10	Muscle +3 Bonus Weapon Damage +3 May not equip more than one
ye olde golde frontes	5 Mox	21	Muscle +15 Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
mafia wedding ring	1 Mus	18	All Attributes +10% +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. If you like it, put a ring on it. May not equip more than one
"I Voted!" sticker	None	18	All Attributes +5% Having this equipped makes a wandering monster (which is determined by the winner of yesterday's vote) appear every 11 turns. This item will disappear at the end of the day.
actual reality goggles	None	22	Reveals peoples' true nature
aerogel anvil	None	13	Part of the Aeroutfit Weapon Damage +25% Never Fumble Gives a chance of generating extra Fury May not equip more than one
aerogel apron	None	13	Part of the Aeroutfit +5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier (doubles the Mysticality modifier for Weapon of the Pastalord) May not equip more than one
aerogel ascot	None	13	Part of the Aeroutfit Mysticality +10 +3 Adventures per day when equipped Dramatically improves Saucecicle (triples damage) May not equip more than one
Amulet of Yendor	None	16	+3 MP to use Skills Combat Initiative -10% May not equip more than one
anniversary balsa wood socks	None	28	All Attributes +1
anniversary burlap belt	None	23	All Attributes +1
Annual Ascot	None	12	All Attributes +12%
Anti-earplugs	None	13	Quest Item Allowed you access to The Silent Night during Crimbo 2017
astral belt	None	11	All Attributes +10% +20 to Monster Level
astral bracer	None	13	Mysticality +25% -3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
astral mask	None	11	Moxie +25% +20% Item Drops from Monsters
astral ring	None	11	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20 Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
bananarama bangle	None	17	Damage Reduction: 30 Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only May not equip more than one
banjo kazoo mount	None	17	+2 Maximum Hooch
barrel hoop earring	None	19	Mysticality +25% +50% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Item disappears at the end of day
batskin belt	None	12	All Attributes+3
beer goggles	None	12
bejazzled eyepatch	None	18	+3 Prismatic Damage
Belt of Howling Anger	None	21	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss +3 Extra PvP Fights +3% Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
BGE pocket calendar	None	19	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. May not equip more than one
BGE tiny plastic toy	None	20	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
black glass	None	11	Allows access to The Caliginous Abyss
blue glowstick	None	14	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
blue plastic baby	None	17	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
blue ribbon	None	11	Maximum HP +5
Boots of Twilight Whispers	None	26	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Combat Initiative +25% All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
booze drive button	None	18	Lets you collect booze donations as you adventure May not equip more than one
broken clock	None	12	Monster Level +5
bronze detective badge	None	22	Quest Item Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 +10% Item Drops from Monsters +20% Meat from Monsters
Brutal brogues	None	14	Muscle +50% Weapon Damage +50% +8 to Familiar Weight +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight This item will disappear at the end of the day.
brown plastic baby	None	18	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
bugbear communicator badge	None	26	Quest Item in Bugbear Invasion
bugbear detector	None	16	Increases chance of encountering Bugbears May not equip more than one
burning paper slippers	None	22	Part of Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 Combat Initiative +50% May not equip more than one This item will disappear at the end of the day.
candy drive button	None	18	Lets you collect candy donations as you adventure May not equip more than one
Cat-Herding Prod	None	16	A custom item given to Cassandra7 All Attributes +15 Bonus Weapon Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
cheap elven gloves	None	18	Mysticality +1 Slight Sleaze Resistance
cheap studded belt	None	18	Damage Reduction: +1 Can block attacks, but breaks
chalk chain	None	11	Part of Chalk Chostume +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Weakens enemies who hit you May not equip more than one
chalk choker	None	12	Part of Chalk Chostume +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight +20% Pants Drops from Monsters Weakens enemies who hit you May not equip more than one
chiffon chevrons	None	16	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10 Delevels your foe each round May not equip more than one
club necklace	None	13
coarse hemp socks	None	17	+11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
codpiece	None	18	Obtained from a Clan Floundry Mysticality +100% Maximum MP +100 Spell Damage +50 Monsters will be much less attracted to you. -10% Combat Frequency Produces 8 bubblin' crudes once per day This item will disappear at the end of the day.
consolation ribbon	None	18	All Attributes +1
continuum transfunctioner	None	25	Quest Item Allows access to 8-Bit Realm
Counterclockwise Watch	None	22	An ultra-rare item +10 Extra Rollover Adventures Will not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
crepe paper pie clip	None	20	Mysticality +10 +10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells Look through it to enhance your spells
crepe paper polka charm	None	23	+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10 Embrace polka and dance for more items
CRIMBCO lanyard	None	15	Lets you work harder! May not equip more than one
Crimbomega drive chain	None	22	Moxie +5 +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of LUBE in combat
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	None	38	+10 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness +9 PvP fights per day when equipped May not equip more than one
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	None	28	+1 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness
Crimbuccaneer nose ring	None	23	+5 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +10% +25% Potion Drops from Monsters
crying statue earrings	None	22	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +100
crystalline seal eye	None	20	+200% Item Drops from Seals May not equip more than one
dark baconstone ring	None	20	Mysticality +15 Spell Criticals Deal Extra Damage
dark hamethyst ring	None	19	Muscle +15 Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage
dark porquoise ring	None	19	Moxie +15 Makes Deleveling More Effective
defective Golden Mr. Accessory	None	30	Custom item given to Invariel Muscle +15 Mysticality +15 Moxie +14
dethklok	None	8	+15 Spooky Damage
diamond necklace	None	16
dice belt buckle	None	16	+1 Random Monster Modifier
dice ring	None	9	+1 Random Monster Modifier
dice sunglasses	None	15	+1 Random Monster Modifier
dirty hobo gloves	None	17	+2 Stench Damage May not equip more than one
discarded bowtie	None	16	Monsters will be less attracted to you. -10 to Monster Level This item will disappear at the end of the day.
disembodied smile	None	17	+2 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
dorky glasses	None	13	Moxie -30 Mysticality +30 May not equip more than one
Draftsman's driving gloves	None	26	Mysticality +50% Spell Damage +50% +8 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +4 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	None	27	Maximum MP +5 Doubles MP restored from Dyspepsi-Cola and Cloaca-Cola May not equip more than one
E.M.U. Unit	None	11	Quest Item Enables Big-Time Generator
elven socks	None	11	Muscle +1 Slight Cold Resistance
El Vibrato translator	None	21	Translates El Vibrato language to English
Elf Guard commandeering gloves	None	30	+3% Item Drops from Monsters Get more Pieces of 12 from Crimbuccaneers May not equip more than one
Elf Guard insignia (general)	None	28	+10 Elf Warfare Effectiveness +9 Adventures per day when equipped May not equip more than one
Elf Guard insignia (private)	None	28	+1 Elf Warfare Effectiveness
Elvish sunglasses	None	17	+10 Moxie +10% Moxie +15 Bonus Ranged Damage +25% Pickpocket Chance Lets you perform an instrumental solo once per combat, if a suitable musical instrument is equipped May not equip in Hardcore May not equip more than one
Elvish underarmor	None	17	Damage Absorption +200 Maximum HP +50 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
encoder ring	None	12	May not equip more than one
ESP suppression collar	None	22	Quest Item
evil flaming eyeball pendant	None	28	Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
exclusive ultra-rare item	None	25	A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick All Attributes +15
FantasyRealm G. E. M.	None	21	Allows adventuring in FantasyRealm Base Muscle Limited to 100 Base Mysticality Limited to 100 Base Moxie Limited to 100 This item will disappear at the end of the day.
first-aid pouch	None	15	Maximum HP +40 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Is consumed when you lose to a monster, removing Beaten Up and giving effect You're Back...
fishbone belt	None	13	+25% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +25 (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone bracers	None	16	+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Spell Damage +100% (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone facemask	None	17	Monster Level -30 (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone fins	None	13	Makes it harder for enemies to hit you in flood conditions
fishbone kneepads	None	17	Combat Initiative +60% Heavy Rains only
flashing novelty button	None	23	Maximum HP +5 Moxie -2
flask flops	None	11	+20% Booze Drops from Monsters +3 Maximum Hooch
foam noodle	None	11	Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
food drive button	None	17	Lets you collect food donations as you adventure May not equip more than one
fossilized necklace	None	19	All Attributes +2*B Spell Damage +2*S Weapon Damage +3*N All Attributes +(3*W)% +(3*D) Hot Damage +(3*P) Spooky Damage Variables based on total fossil kills
French slippers	None	15	Theorized to increase chance of successful Run Away
frosty halo	None	11	+25% Items from Monsters Unarmed characters only
fudge pocket square	None	19	Muscle +5
furry halo	None	10	+5 to Familiar Weight Unarmed characters only
fuzzy bracelets	None	15	A custom item given to Mick All Attributes +15
gabardine garland	None	17	Part of Gabardine Guise Maximum MP +10 +10 Hot Damage Makes your Headbutts restore HP May not equip more than one
gabardine girdle	None	16	Part of Gabardine Guise Moxie +10 +20% Booze Drops from Monsters Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge Combat skill that delevels an enemy by 20-25 May not equip more than one
gabardine gloves	None	16	Part of Gabardine Guise Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns May not equip more than one
Garland of Greatness	None	20	Reward for a G-Lover run Maximum HP +20X% Maximum MP +20X% X is equal to the number of G-Lover runs completed, capped at 10 for +200% Can only ever own one of these at a time
Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	None	30	Mysticality +5 Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure This item will disappear at the end of the day
gate transceiver	None	16	Allows you to negotiate magnetic storms without losing your way This item will disappear at the end of the day
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	None	27	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss Maximum HP +75 +5% Item Drops from Monsters All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
giant designer sunglasses	None	25	Moxie -10%
giant diamond ring	None	18
gingerservo	None	11	Muscle +25% Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure +6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. May not equip more than one
glacial clock	None	13	+15 Cold Damage
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	None	27	Mysticality +(9 - light) Bonus Spell Damage +(9 - light) +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Will not stack with other watches May not equip more than one
gold detective badge	None	20	Quest Item Maximum HP +40 Maximum MP +40 +20% Item Drops from Monsters +30% Meat from Monsters
gold wedding ring	None	17	+1 Extra Rollover Adventure 75% chance of preventing Negative Status Attacks May not equip more than one
Golden Mr. Accessory	None	20	All Attributes +15 Grants use of The Smile of Mr. A. Cannot equip in Hardcore
Golden Mr. Eh?	None	14	A custom item given to Invariel All Attributes +12
government-issued necktie	None	25	Part of Government-Issued Garb +10% to all Mysticality Gains +25% Damage vs. Zombies +0-25% Meat from Monsters Increases with Grimace Darkness (see Moons) May not equip more than one
government-issued night-vision goggles	None	38	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +5 to Monster Level
GPS-tracking wristwatch	None	23	Quest item
gray bow tie	None	12	Moxie +1 Slight Spooky Resistance
green glowstick	None	15	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
Groll doll	None	10	3-5 Passive Damage in different elements
gummi bowtie	None	12	Moxie +5
haggis socks	None	12	Combat Initiative +5% Grants use of Haggis Kick May not equip more than one
Hand in Glove	None	13	Muscle +5 +5 Smithsness +X Monster Level based on Smithsness Deals damage in combat based on Smithsness May not equip more than one
hand-knitted Crimbo socks	None	25	Crimbo 2018 item Maximum HP +10 Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
hand-knitted diving booties	None	27	Cancels out up to ?% of the underwater pressure penalty
hazardous sauce dosimeter	None	25	Lets you gather more Soulsauce Bonus for Ss only
high-friction boots	None	19	Allows you to move normally on extremely windy planets This item will disappear at the end of the day.
ice skates	None	10	Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
incredibly dense meat gem	None	25	An ultra-rare item +40% Meat from Monsters Moxie +5 Maximum MP +10
inflatable duck	None	15	Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
intergalactic pom poms	None	22	A custom item given to skipperic Moxie +20 Combat Initiative +30%
Item #13	None	16	Gift item Given out by Jick & Mr. Skullhead
jar of anniversary jam	None	22	All Attributes +1
jaunty feather	None	14	All Attributes +1 Maximum HP/MP +3
Jekyllin hide belt	None	18	All Attributes +1-9 stat boosts greatest when moons are darkest +15-55% Items from Monsters (greatest when moons are brightest) Cannot equip in Hardcore
Juju Mojo Mask	None	14	All Attributes +10% +2 Stat(s) Per Fight Big Mojo May not equip more than one Cannot be equipped with the V for Vivala mask
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	None	31	All Attributes +3 May not equip more than one
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	None	26	All Attributes +1
knobby kneepads	None	15	Bonus Weapon Damage +3
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	None	28	Muscle +8
KoL Con X Bingo Card	None	20	Regenerate 3-5 HP and MP per adventure
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	None	28	Mr. Store item All Attributes +10 Maximum HP/MP +25 Weapon Damage +25% Combat Initiative +25% Regenerate 5-10 HP/MP per Adventure Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts Gives you a free banish three times a day Has three slots with additional enchantments, and can give various buffs May not equip more than one
kumquartz ring	None	14	+200% Physical Damage Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only May not equip more than one
left half of a heart necklace	None	29
Lil' Doctor™ bag	None	16	Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 4-7 HP per Adventure Completing the bag's quests can permanently upgrade these stats up to +50 Max HP and +11 to +14 HP regeneration Lets you perform various medical procedures on enemies 3 uses/day of Otoscope - Delevels 20% and gives +200% Item Drops for that combat 3 uses/day of Reflex Hammer - Free runaway and 30-turn banish 3 uses/day of Chest X-Ray. - Free insta-kill
loafers	None	7	Combat Initiative +10%
Loathing Legion necktie	None	23	+4 Stat(s) Per Fight May not equip more than one
Loathing Legion rollerblades	None	28	Combat Initiative +50% May not equip more than one
lollipop cufflinks	None	18	Mysticality +5
loofah lavalier	None	15	+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Allows use of the Loofah Lava skill in combat May not equip more than one
loofah legwarmers	None	17	Moxie +10 Regenerate 5-15 HP and MP per adventure Allows use of the Loofah Leglifts skill in combat May not equip more than one
loofah lei	None	10	+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Allows use of the Loofah Lei Lasso skill in combat May not equip more than one
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	None	29	Enables viewing of glyphs at Wine Cellar Glyphs/a dusty bottle of wine
LOV Earrings	None	12	+25% to all Moxie Gains Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) +50% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one This item will disappear at the end of the day.
lube-shoes	None	10	Quest Item Moxie -10% Good for lubricating rollercoaster tracks
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	None	26	Sometimes gives a ten-leaf clover after non-combats
lucky gold ring	None	15	Find various valuable currencies after combat May not equip more than one
LWA ring	None	8	Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
LyleCo premium monocle	None	22	FantasyRealm enemies will drop 1 extra Rubee May not equip more than one
makeshift SCUBA gear	None	20	Enables underwater adventuring So-So Stench Resistance -50% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -100%
Marvelous Unitard	None	17	All Attributes +5 Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
mayfly bait necklace	None	20	+10% Meat from Monsters +10% Items from Monsters Allows use of Summon Mayfly Swarm in combat May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mega Gem	None	8
memory of a cultist's robe	None	26	Quest item unlocking high priest of Ki'rhuss May not equip more than one
meteorthopedic shoes	None	20	Combat Initiative +30% Moxie +15% +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. May not equip more than one
mime-proof sunglasses	None	21	Crimbo 2017 item Damage from mimes is reduced by 50 May not equip more than one
miming boots	None	12	Part of Miming Regalia Obtained from using a warehouse key Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
miming gloves	None	13	Part of Miming Regalia Obtained from using a warehouse key Damage Reduction: 10 Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) May not equip more than one
mirrored aviator shades	None	23	Moxie +15 Kill 10% More Skeletons May not equip more than one
mini-marshmallow dispenser	None	26	Maximum HP/MP +30 Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure
monster bait	None	12	Combat Frequency +5% May not equip more than one
mood ring	None	9
moss marlinspike	None	16	Moxie +10 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt May not equip more than one
moss medal	None	10	+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) Lets you impress your pasta thrall May not equip more than one
Mr. Accessory	None	13	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Accessory Jr.	None	17	All Attributes +5 +25% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Eh?	None	7	All Attributes +N, based on the exchange rate between the Canadian and American dollars, capped at 15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Exploiter	None	13
Ms. Accessory	None	13	All Attributes +15 Cannot equip in Hardcore
mysterious silver lapel pin	None	27	Regenerate 5-9 HP per adventure +5% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
navel ring of navel gazing	None	26	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Intrinsic Effect: Omphaloskepsis: Damage Reduction equal to player level Prevents 50% of enemy attacks Run Away is always successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
novelty tattoo sleeves	None	22	Muscle +6 +1 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
observational glasses	None	21	Quest Item +5% Item Drops from Monsters
offensive moustache	None	19	+7 Extra PvP Fights May not equip more than one
old school calculator watch	None	27	Math! May delevel, do damage, recover HP or give Meat in combat.
orange glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
orange leather lanyard	None	22	Weapon Damage +15 May not equip more than one
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	None	31	Holds 3 folders (5 in KOLHS) Does lots of things based on inserted folders May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore (except in KOLHS)
pair of government shades	None	25	Maximum HP +10
pair of pearidot earrings	None	25	+100% Item Drops from Monsters Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only May not equip more than one
paperclip-on tie	None	16	Part of the Paperclippery Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
paraffin pendant	None	16	Part of the Paraffinalia +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +10 Lets you unleash a prismatic attack May not equip more than one
paraffin punching bag	None	21	Part of the Paraffinalia Muscle +10 +10 Hot Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack May not equip more than one
pat-a-cake pendant	None	18	Mysticality +1 Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure (sometimes)
patent leather shoes	None	20	Muscle +1 Slight Hot Resistance
pegfinger	None	9	Spell Damage +25% Extra MPC drops from Elf Guard soldiers May not equip more than one
Personal Ventilation Unit	None	25	Quest item Base Muscle Limited to 100 Base Mysticality Limited to 100 Base Moxie Limited to 100 Allows Safe Access to Secret Government Lab
pine cone necklace	None	18	-50 to Monster Level
pink glowstick	None	14	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
pink plastic baby	None	17	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
pirate radio ring	None	17	Part of the PirateRealm Assortment +2 Prismatic Damage Spell Damage +15% May not equip more than one
plastic detective badge	None	23	Quest Item Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 +5% Item Drops from Monsters +15% Meat from Monsters
plastic Duskwalker necklace	None	27	Moxie +5 +3 to Familiar Weight This item will disappear at the end of the day.
plastic spider ring	None	19	Mysticality +3 Allows use of the Shoot Web skill
plastic vampire fangs	None	21	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 All Attributes +15 Grants use of Feed Allows you to Vamp Out in Seaside Town May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
plush sea serpent	None	17	Damage Reduction: 10 -100 to Monster Level (Underwater Only) May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Duck	None	23	So-So Cold Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Frank	None	24	Muscle +10% May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	None	30	So-So Hot Resistance May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	None	27	So-So Stench Resistance May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	None	26	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Moog	None	23	Moxie +10% May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	None	26	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	None	27	Mysticality +10% May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	None	26	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	None	27	+3 to Familiar Weight May not equip more than one
polyester pulsera	None	17	Part of the Synthetic Suit +10% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative +20% Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP
portable cassette player	None	24	Monsters will be more attracted to you. +5 to Monster Level Has An Obnoxious Mix Tape Stuck In It (gives 10 turns of a random buff)
purple glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
Radio KoL Antenna Ball	None	22	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Radio prize
Radio KoL Bottle Opener	None	23	+15% Meat from Monsters Radio prize
Radio KoL Coffee Mug	None	20	A custom item given to KolMohDee All Attributes +10 +10 Hot Damage
Radio KoL Flashlight	None	20	Mysticality +15 Radio prize
Radio KoL Keychain	None	18	Muscle +15 Radio prize
Radio KoL Maracas	None	17	+15% Items from Monsters Radio prize
Radio KoL Patch	None	15	Moxie +15 Radio prize
red armband	None	11	+11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
red plastic baby	None	16	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 May not equip more than one
Red Roger's red left foot	None	25	Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm island adventures May not equip more than one
Red Roger's red right foot	None	26	Gain more FunPoints during PirateRealm sailing adventures May not equip more than one
red-hot medallion	None	17	+30 Hot Damage Gives a tattoo May not equip more than one
reinforced furry underpants	None	27	Mysticality +2 +2 Sleaze Damage
replica Elf Guard medal	None	23	+5 Elf Warfare Effectiveness +2 Stats Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20
ridiculous belt	None	15	Muscle +11
ridiculous earring	None	18	Mysticality +11
ridiculous sunglasses	None	21	Moxie +11
right half of a heart necklace	None	30
ring of Detect Boring Doors	None	27	Detects Boring Doors (Duh) Allows you to skip three rooms ahead instead of opening a treasure chest in The Daily Dungeon
ring of half-assed regeneration	None	31	Regenerate 1-5 HP per Adventure (sometimes) May not equip more than one
ring of telling skeletons what to do	None	36	All Attributes +2 Grants skills Tell This Skeleton What To Do and Tell a Skeleton What To Do
rose-colored glasses	None	20	Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	None	23	A custom item given to BlackBeltDuck
rubber WWBD? bracelet	None	21
rubber WWJD? bracelet	None	21
rubber WWSPD? bracelet	None	22
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	None	23
scabrous seal epaulets	None	22	Maximum HP +20 Regenerate 8-20 HP per adventure May not equip more than one
seal medal	None	10	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10 Maximum HP +20 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	None	36	A custom item given to Mr Magnifico All Attributes +1 May not equip more than one
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	None	26	All Attributes +3
shin gourds	None	11	Damage Reduction: 5 Weapon Damage +10 May not equip more than one
shining halo	None	12	+3 Stat Gains from Fights Unarmed characters only
shock belt	None	10	Shocks enemies that hit you
silver detective badge	None	22	Quest Item Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +30 +15% Item Drops from Monsters +25% Meat from Monsters
silent nightlight	None	17	Crimbo 2017 item All Attributes +5 Grants 50 Adventures of Nightlit at Rollover All Atributes +10
Sister Accessory	None	16	All Attributes +5 +25% Meat from Monsters (minimum of +20 Meat)
skeletal scabbard	None	17	Doubles the damage dealt by swords May not equip more than one
skeleton skis	None	13	Combat Initiative +25% +5 Cold Damage +5 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
slime convention pin	None	20	Moxie -1
snow belt	None	9	+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +5 Moxie Stats Per Fight +8 Extra Rollover Adventures Disappears at the end of the day May not equip more than one
soul mask	None	9	Makes you look like a four-shadowed mime May not equip more than one
soul monocle	None	12	Reveals secrets May not equip more than one
Source shades	None	13	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Improves yields of the Extraction skill. Skill only available if you have a Source Terminal.
spade necklace	None	14
spaghetti cult robe	None	19	Quest Item for Pastamancer Nemesis quest
sparkly engagement ring	None	23	A custom item given to Phoenix All Attributes +15 May not equip more than one
special sauce glove	None	19	Allows equipping of chefstaves Bonus for Ss only May not equip more than one
sphygmayomanometer	None	18	All Attributes +Y% (Y is 20 more than your mayo blood level)
spiked boots	None	12	Quest item For Spelunky Deal some damage at the start of combat
spirit bell	None	11	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly Bonus for TTs only
spring boots	None	12	Quest item For Spelunky Sometimes Avoid Enemy Attacks
Star of Bravery	None	15	Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 May not equip more than one
stick-on eyebrow piercing	None	25	Muscle +1 Can block attacks, but breaks
sticky gloves	None	13	+20% Pickpocket Chance
stinky cheese eye	None	17	Items from Monsters and Meat from Monsters depending on adventures stunk up May not equip in Hardcore
strawberyl necklace	None	19	+200% Spell Damage Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only May not equip more than one
string of blue beads	None	20	Mysticality +1
string of green beads	None	21	Moxie +1
string of red beads	None	19	Muscle +1
stuffed carpenter	None	17	Restores HP and MP when a stuffed walrus is also equipped
stuffed mink	None	12
stuffed walrus	None	14	Restores HP and MP when a stuffed carpenter is also equipped
Superhero Reboots	None	17	A Comic-Con 2013 exclusive item All Attributes +10% Combat Initiative +10% Helps You Run Faster
sweat socks	None	11	+5 Stench Damage +5 Damage to Stench Spells +5 Sleaze Damage +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Talisman of Baio	None	16	An ultra-rare item All Attributes +0-80% All Attributes Increase with moonlight
Talisman of Bakula	None	18	An ultra-rare item Allows you to Give In To Your Vampiric Urges once per combat: Does 31-40 damage HP Restore: approx half damage done MP Restore: approx half damage done May not equip more than one
test case	None	9	All Attributes +100% Maximum HP/MP +10,000 +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters +10 Monster Level Run Away always works Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover A custom item for Jick
Time Bandit Badge of Courage	None	28	Base Muscle Limited to 50 Base Mysticality Limited to 50 Base Moxie Limited to 50 Proves your worth to the Time Bandits
time halo	None	9	+5 Extra Rollover Adventures Unarmed characters only
Time Lord Badge of Honor	None	24	Base Muscle Limited to 50 Base Mysticality Limited to 50 Base Moxie Limited to 50 Proves your worth to the Time Lords
time-twitching toolbelt	None	23	All Attributes +15 +60% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower Reveals various Time-Forgotten Secrets (also in the Time-Twitching Tower)
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	None	33	+10% Meat from Monsters
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	None	34	+1 Sleaze Damage
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	None	30	+1 Prismatic Damage
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	None	36	+1 Hot Damage
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	None	38	+2 Hot Damage Ranged Damage +2
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	None	30	Regenerate 1-2 HP per adventure
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	None	24	Moxie +5% +10% Accessory Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	None	32	Weapon Damage +2
tiny die-cast factory worker elf	None	32	Spell Damage +5%
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	None	27	All Attributes +5 +10% Food Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	None	29	Mysticality +5% +10% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	None	31	Maximum HP +5
tiny die-cast golden ring	None	25	+2 Extra Rollover Adventures
tiny die-cast goose a-laying	None	28	+5% Item Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	None	33	Muscle +1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	None	32	+1 Cold Damage
tiny die-cast killing bird	None	26	+2 Extra PvP Fights
tiny die-cast middle-management elf	None	35	+5% Booze Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	None	31	Ranged Damage +2
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	None	36	+5% Critical Hit Chance
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	None	35	Muscle +5% +10% Weapon Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	None	33	Maximum MP +3
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	None	33	+1 Stench Damage
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	None	34	Mysticality +1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	None	30	Combat Initiative +20%
tiny die-cast Swiss hen	None	23	Weapon Damage +10%
tiny die-cast turtle mech	None	25	+2 to Familiar Weight
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	None	24	Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure +10% Booze Drops from Monsters
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	None	37	+1 to Monster Level
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	None	32	+1 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic 11 Dealer	None	22	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	None	32	Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	None	26	Weapon Damage +10
tiny plastic accordion thief	None	28	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
tiny plastic also a spoiler	None	27	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) On December 26, 2015, all copies of this were replaced by tiny plastic Crimborgatron
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	None	37	Moxie +1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	None	40	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry bugbear	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic angry goat	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry space marine	None	31	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry vikings	None	26	Weapon Damage +10
tiny plastic anime smiley	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic animelf	None	20	Combat Initiative +5%
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	None	32	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic astronomer	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Axe Wound	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	None	29	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic bad vibe	None	21	+2 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	None	32	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic barrrnacle	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic batbugbear	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	None	36	Muscle +3
tiny plastic beanbat	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic bee swarm	None	22	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic beebee gunners	None	27	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beebee King	None	24	Combat Initiative +5%
tiny plastic beebee queue	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	None	23	+5 Sleaze Damage
tiny plastic Best Game Ever	None	27	All Attributes +5%
tiny plastic Big Candy	None	22	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP +3 Maximum MP +3
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	None	29	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Black Knight	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blazing bat	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic blooper	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	None	23	Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Boris	None	18	Muscle +5 Mysticality +3 Moxie +3
tiny plastic Boss Bat	None	21	Maximum HP +5
tiny plastic brainsweeper	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic briefcase bat	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic bugaboo	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic buzzerker	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Café Elf	None	21	Slight Hot Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	None	28	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic cavebugbear	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	None	24	+2 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	None	40	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	None	32	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure Regenerate 1-2 HP per Adventure
tiny plastic cocoabo	None	20	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic coffee pixie	None	25	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic colollilossus	None	26	Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	None	34	+5 Stench Damage
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	None	23	+4% Item Drops from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	None	27	+5 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	None	26	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	None	25	+5 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	None	28	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	None	26	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	None	28	So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Crimbomega	None	23	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Crimbomination	None	27	+1 Prismatic Damage
tiny plastic Crimborgatron	None	26	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Crimbot	None	20	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	None	33	Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
tiny plastic cubist bull	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic demoninja	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic disco bandit	None	25	Moxie +2 Muscle +1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo	None	23	Bonus Weapon Damage +5%
tiny plastic drunk goat	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	None	28	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic exo-suited miner	None	29	Muscle +1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash	None	30	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Father McGruber	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fax machine	None	24	+2 Prismatic damage
tiny plastic Felonia	None	20	+5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	None	39	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fire servant	None	25	+5 Damage to Hot Spells
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	None	25	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fruit golem	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	None	25	Spell Damage +10
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic G Imp	None	18	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	None	34	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Gary Claybender	None	28	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	None	36	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	None	24	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	None	35	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	None	34	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	None	34	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	None	32	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic golden gundam	None	26	+1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +1 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. All Attributes +1
tiny plastic GORM-8	None	19	+10% Food Drops from Monsters
tiny plastic goth giant	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic grue	None	17	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	None	40	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hellion	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic hermit	None	19	+6% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic hobo elf	None	21	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	None	30	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	None	33	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	None	22	Mysticality +5 Muscle +3 Moxie +3
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	None	27	Weapon Damage +5 Prismatic Damage +1
tiny plastic killer bee	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	None	37	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	None	35	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	None	29	Muscle +3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	None	38	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	None	32	Spell Damage +10
tiny plastic Krampus	None	20	+1 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	None	29	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic leprechaun	None	23	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic levitating potato	None	30	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	None	27	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic MechaElf	None	21	+4 to Monster Level
tiny plastic mime executive	None	27	+4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic mime functionary	None	29	Moxie +2
tiny plastic mime scientist	None	27	Mysticality +2
tiny plastic mime soldier	None	25	Muscle +2
tiny plastic Mirth	None	18	+3 Adventures per day when equipped
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	None	24	Bonus Weapon Damage +3
tiny plastic moneybee	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mosquito	None	21	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Mr. Mination	None	25	+4 to Monster Level
tiny plastic multi-level marketer	None	33	+5 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic mumblebee	None	22	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mutant elf	None	23	Maximum HP +3 Maximum MP +3
tiny plastic ninja snowman	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic orphan	None	19	Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic pastamancer	None	24	Mysticality +2 Muscle +1
tiny plastic peacannon	None	22	Bonus Ranged Damage +5
tiny plastic Penny	None	18	+10% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Professor What	None	27	+1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Protagonist	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Queen Bee	None	22	Maximum HP +10
tiny plastic reindeer	None	21	Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	None	28	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	None	31	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic sauceror	None	21	Mysticality +2 Moxie +1
tiny plastic scary clown	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scream Queen	None	25	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic seal clubber	None	25	Muscle +2 Moxie +1
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	None	39	Mysticality +1
tiny plastic senile lihc	None	24	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	None	30	+1 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	None	24	Moxie +5 Muscle +3 Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Spam Witch	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear	None	26	+5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spoiler	None	20	On December 26, 2015, all copies of 2015 Crimbo Advent Calendar tiny plastic spoiler were replaced by the tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej On December 28, 2017, all copies of 2017 Crimbo Advent Calendar tiny plastic spoiler were replaced by the tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	None	35	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic spooky vampire	None	27	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	None	28	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic stab bat	None	21	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic star starfish	None	26	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic stocking mimic	None	27	+10% Candy Items from Monsters
tiny plastic strand of DNA	None	26	All Attributes +3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	None	29	+1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic taco cat	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	None	33	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	None	37	So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	None	31	Food Drops: +3%
tiny plastic the Free Man	None	25	Mysticality +5
tiny plastic The Man	None	20	+3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	None	33	All Attributes +4%
tiny plastic topiary golem	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Toybot	None	19	+10% Accessory Drops from Monsters
tiny plastic trollipop	None	22	+5 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	None	26	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer	None	25	Muscle +2 Mysticality +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	None	25	All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	None	27	+5% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	None	34	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic warbear	None	20	Weapon Damage +5
tiny plastic warbear fortress	None	29	All Attributes +3
tiny plastic warwelf	None	20	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic whitesnake	None	23	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic wild beaver	None	24	Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	None	33	Bonus Weapon Damage +5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	None	21	Monster Level +1
tiny plastic yes also a spoiler	None	31	So-So Stench Resistance (+2) On December 26, 2015, all copies of this were replaced by the tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva
tiny plastic Your Brain	None	23	Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure
tiny plastic zmobie	None	19	Monster Level +1
topiary necktie	None	15	Part of the Topiaria Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
torquoise ring	None	14	Moxie +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
tourmalime tourniquet	None	21	Makes Candy Diorama Fights Harder May not equip more than one
Uncle Buck	None	10	Maximum HP +15
Unstable Pointy Ears	None	20	+3 Stat(s) Per Fight This item will disappear at the end of the day.
V for Vivala mask	None	17	Muscle +30% +10% Critical Hit Chance Combat Items do 50% extra damage +1-3 Stat Gains from Fights Enables use of Creepy Grin once per day Critical hits are extra-explosive; possible effects include: +4 Stat Gains from Fights (if finishing blow was critical) Gain 1 Adventure Stun Hot Damage Physical Damage Steal items May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
vampire collar	None	14	Makes You Act Like a Vampire. Blah. On criticals, gain 10% of damage in HP. May not equip more than one
velour vambraces	None	16	Muscle +10 +30% Candy Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper May not equip more than one
velour veil	None	11	+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +30% Accessory Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini May not equip more than one
velour viscometer	None	17	Mysticality +10 +30% Food Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce May not equip more than one
warbear energy bracers	None	22	Monster attacks reduce MP instead of HP Bonus for PMs only May not equip more than one
warbear exo-arm	None	15	Increases the magnitude of your Smacks Bonus for SCs only May not equip more than one
warbear hoverbelt	None	17	Base Muscle Limited to 100 Base Mysticality Limited to 100 Base Moxie Limited to 100 Granted access to the upper floors of the Warbear fortress May not equip more than one
warbear laser beacon	None	20	Attracts Cool Lasers (Lasers respond to Disco Momentum) Bonus for DBs only May not equip more than one
Warehouse 23 bling	None	18	Maximum MP +23
water wings	None	11	Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
water wings for babies	None	22	Maximum HP +10 -15 to Monster Level
wax face	None	8	Maximum MP +20 Spell Damage +25%
wax hand	None	8	Maximum HP +40 Weapon Damage +25%
wheel	None	5	Combat Initiative +10%
white collar	None	12	+3% Meat from Monsters Moxie +1
wicker kickers	None	14	Part of Wicker Wear Combat Initiative +20% Maximum HP +20 Add a stomp attack to every Smack
wicker ticker	None	13	Part of Wicker Wear Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Spell Damage +20% Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Wrist-Boy	None	9	Only available on the Nuclear Autumn path Damage Reduction: 10 Allows use of holo-records Quest Item
wrought-iron walker	None	19	Part of Wrought Wrappings +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time Upon gaining momentum, deal physical damage equal to 10-15 times current momentum May not equip more than one
wrought-iron widget	None	19	Part of Wrought Wrappings +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon 16-32 Prismatic Damage May not equip more than one
wrought-iron winch crank	None	24	Part of Wrought Wrappings Combat Initiative +40% Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Increases the damage of Spirit Snap Doubles damage May not equip more than one
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	None	26	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Detects Anomalous Materials of Xiblaxian Origin
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	None	32	+15% Meat from Monsters They Really Open Your Eyes
Xlyinia's notebook	None	18	A custom item given to Xlyinia All Attributes +15
x-ray specs	None	11
Yearbook Club Camera	None	20	Available in KOLHS only Does lots of things based on upgrades
yellow glowstick	None	16	Maximum MP +5 Moxie -3
your cowboy boots	None	17	Quest item Enchantment varies Maximum HP/MP +25 Allows skill of Cowboy Kick
zombie monkey necklace	None	22	A custom item given to killer zombie monkey +11 Spooky Damage +11 Stench Damage