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imported>Vorzer
Added rusty piece of rebar.
imported>Bagatelle
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*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
|-
|[[Coily™]]
|200
|200 Mox
|2-handed spring
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|[[cursed cutlass]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
| 
| 
|-
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
|200
|150 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
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*All Attributes +20%
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
*On Critical: Insanity!
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
|200
|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
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|
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|200
|150 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|[[skate blade]]
|200
|85 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
|-
|[[skate board]]
|200
|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
|[[sleazy bindle]]
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*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits  
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|[[slime-covered club]]
|200
|200
|200 Mus
|200 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
|200
|200 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[slime-covered speargun]]
|200
|200 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|200
|200 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
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*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
|-
|[[underworld flail]]
|200
|150 Mox
|2-handed flail
|
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[underworld truncheon]]
|200
|150 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[velcro broadsword]]
|[[velcro broadsword]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
|200
|150 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
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|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[happiness]]
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|67 Mus
|1-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster HP
|-
|[[happiness]]
|165
|165
|67 Mox
|67 Mox
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|[[creepy-ass club]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|2-handed club
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[jungle drum]]
|[[cyber-mattock]]
|160
|160
|65 Mox
|65 Mus
|2-handed drum
|2-handed axe
|
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*May break in combat
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|[[evil-ass club]]
|160
|160
|65 Mus
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|2-handed club
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[yohohoyo]]
|[[frigid-ass club]]
|160
|160
|65 Mox
|65 Mus
|1-handed yoyo
|2-handed club
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|160
|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|155
|160
|62 Mus
|65 Mox
|3-handed staff
|2-handed axe
|
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|[[hot-ass club]]
|155
|160
|62 Mox
|65 Mus
|2-handed laser cannon
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[automatic catapult]]
|[[jungle drum]]
|150
|160
|60 Mox
|65 Mox
|2-handed autopult
|2-handed drum
|&nbsp;
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|[[nasty-ass club]]
|150
|160
|60 Mus
|65 Mus
|2-handed polearm?
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|[[pointed stick]]
|150
|160
|60 Mus
|65 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed spear
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
|[[yohohoyo]]
|150
|160
|60 Mox
|65 Mox
|2-handed rifle
|1-handed yoyo
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|[[x-37 gun]]
|150
|160
|175 Mus
|65 Mox
|1-handed knife
|1-handed pistol
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|
*Attack damage in a random element
*Can break in combat, damaging player
|-
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|150
|155
|60 Mus
|62 Mus
|1-handed club
|3-handed staff
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|-
|155
|[[drywall axe]]
|62 Mox
|150
|2-handed laser cannon
|60 Mus
|2-handed axe
|
|
*All Attributes +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*All Attributes +3%
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|[[automatic catapult]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Mox
|2-handed spear
|2-handed autopult
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed polearm?
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite gat]]
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|150
|40 Mox
|60 Mus
|1-handed gun
|2-handed sword
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
|150
|60 Mox
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|175 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|[[club of the five seasons]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|[[drywall axe]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed axe
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*All Attributes +2
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
*All Attributes +3%
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|[[giant needle]]
|150
|150
|60 Mox
|60 Mus
|1-handed crossbow
|2-handed spear
|
|[[Monster Level]] +5
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|150
|150
|60 Mys
|60 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|[[Grimacite gat]]
|150
|150
|55 Mus
|40 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed gun
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|150
|60 Mus
|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|-
|[[world's smallest violin]]
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|150
|60 Mox
|60 Mus
|1-handed violin
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[a butt tuba]]
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|145
|150
|57 Mox
|60 Mus
|2-handed horn
|2-handed sword
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[batblade]]
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|145
|150
|57 Mus
|60 Mox
|1-handed knife
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|[[star spatula]]
|140
|150
|55 Mox
|60 Mys
|2-handed guitar
|1-handed utensil
| +2% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[armgun]]
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|140
|150
|55 Mox
|55 Mus
|2-handed machine gun
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] + 10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[black kettle drum]]
|[[witty rapier]]
|140
|150
|55 Mox
|60 Mus
|2-handed drum
|1-handed sword
|
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|[[world's smallest violin]]
|140
|150
|100 Mus
|60 Mox
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed violin
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|[[a butt tuba]]
|140
|145
|55 Mus
|57 Mox
|3-handed sword
|2-handed horn
|
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|[[batblade]]
|145
|57 Mus
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|135
|140
|52 Mus
|55 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed guitar
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
| +2% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
|[[armgun]]
|135
|140
|45 Mox
|55 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed machine gun
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] + 10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|[[black kettle drum]]
|135
|140
|45 Mus
|55 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed drum
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|135
|140
|52 Mus
|55 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[rave whistle]]
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|135
|140
|52 Mox
|100 Mus
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|135
|140
|45 Mus
|55 Mus
|2-handed sword
|3-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
|[[broken sword]]
|135
|135
|52 Mox
|52 Mus
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|[[carob cannon]]
|135
|135
|52 Mus
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[4-dimensional guitar]]
|130
|50 Mox
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[hot cross bow]]
|130
|45 Mox
|45 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|135
|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|135
|52 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|[[rave whistle]]
|130
|135
|50 Mox
|52 Mox
|2-handed flail
|1-handed whistle
|&nbsp;
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|130
|135
|45 Mus
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
|135
|52 Mox
|1-handed boomerang
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|52 Mus
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[4-dimensional guitar]]
|130
|50 Mox
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|[[bad-ass club]]
|130
|130
|50 Mus
|50 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|2-handed club
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|[[hot cross bow]]
|125
|130
|25 Mus
|45 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|130
|50 Mox
|2-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|130
|45 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|130
|50 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|125
|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|120
|45 Mox
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
|[[linoleum staff]]
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*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[Ruby Rod]]
|120
|40 Mus
|1-handed rod
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|120
|120
|45 Mys
|45 Mys
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
|110
|40 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|100
|None
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|[[Crimbo sword]]
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*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
|100
|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
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*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
|[[sugar shank]]
|100
|100
|35 Mus
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
|100
|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[sugar shotgun]]
|100
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|100
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[time sword]]
|100
|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
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*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
|85
|27 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
|[[magic whistle]]
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*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|80
|25 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
|-
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
|80
|80
|20 Mox
|20 Mox
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goblin autoblowgun]]
|80
|25 Mox
|2-handed blowgun
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*Does poison [[Passive Damage]]
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
|80
|25 Mus
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
|[[grass blade]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|[[severed flipper]]
|80
|25 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[pair of bolt cutters]]
|60
|15 Mus
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|-
|[[ratarang]]
|[[ratarang]]
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*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
|50
|None
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
|[[balloon sword]]
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|[[poison pen]]
|50
|None
|1-handed knife
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|50
|50
|10 Mox
|10 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed gun
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color="red">-10%</font>) or your opponent's
|-
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|50
|10 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|40
|5 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
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*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[dueling banjo]]
|40
|5 Mox
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[half-sized guitar]]
|[[half-sized guitar]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
|30
|None
|1-handed umbrella
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
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|2-handed flail
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|[[throwing wrench]]
|30
|None
|1-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|-
|[[trusty torch]]
|[[trusty torch]]
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|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
|20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[corn holder]]
|[[corn holder]]
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[soup-chucks]]
|10
|15
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|15
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 [[Prismatic Damage]]
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
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|1-handed flail
|1-handed flail
|All Attributes +1
|All Attributes +1
|-
|[[candy knuckles]]
|10
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|-
|[[chisel]]
|[[chisel]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[live wire]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
|[[pasta spoon]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|10
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|10
|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|10
|150 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[stolen accordion]]
|[[stolen accordion]]
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|2-handed accordion
|2-handed accordion
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|[[tiny plastic sword]]

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Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.

In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:

  • accordion
  • autopult
  • banjo
  • bong
  • boomerang
  • bow
  • can
  • catapult
  • crossbow
  • disco ball
  • euphemisms
  • guitar
  • gun
  • heavy blowgun
  • pistol
  • radio
  • rifle
  • sack
  • sitar
  • slingshot
  • superball
  • throwing spear
  • yo-yo
  • yoyo

Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

Name Power Req Weapon
Type 		Notes
7-inch discus 200 85 Mox 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 200 85 Mus 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 200 85 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
brand new key 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 200 30 Mus 1-handed club
Chester's bag of candy 200 200 Mox 2-handed ranged weapon
  • +30 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +10%
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • Part of the Tawdry Tramp Togs
Coily™ 200 200 Mox 2-handed spring
cursed cutlass 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 200 85 Mus 2-handed club  
diabolical crossbow 200 150 Mox 1-handed crossbow
El Vibrato energy spear 200 200 Mus 2-handed spear
fetus-smashing club 200 85 Mus 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fish bazooka 200 85 Mox 2-handed bazooka
fish scimitar 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
fish stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
flamin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 200 200 Mus 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 200 200 Mus 2-handed club
Frosty's snowball sack 200 200 Mox 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
giant fishhook 200 85 Mox 2-handed spear  
halibut 200 85 Mus 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 200 85 Mus 1-handed spear
Mer-kin digpick 200 85 Mus 2-handed axe
Mjolnir Jr. 200 85 Mys 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
non-stick pugil stick 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
octopus's spade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 200 150 Mus 1-handed club
PVC staff 200 85 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 200 85 Mus 1-handed club
rusty speargun 200 85 Mox 1-handed pistol
skate blade 200 85 Mus 1-handed knife
skate board 200 85 Mus 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
slime-covered club 200 200 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
slime-covered speargun 200 200 Mox 1-handed pistol
stinkin' bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
spooky bindle 200 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
teflon spatula 200 85 Mys 1-handed utensil
underworld flail 200 150 Mox 2-handed flail
underworld truncheon 200 150 Mus 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 200 85 Mus 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 200 85 Mox 1-handed flail
villainous scythe 200 150 Mus 2-handed polearm
Zim Merman's guitar 200 85 Mox 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
Zombo's shoulder blade 200 200 Mus 2-handed sword
duct tape sword 195 82 Mus 1-handed sword
beer-a-pult 190 80 Mox 3-handed catapult
beer bong 190 80 Mox 1-handed bong
cast-iron legacy paddle 190 80 Mus 2-handed club
fire poi 190 80 Mox 2-handed flail
giant driftwood sculpture 190 80 Mus 2-handed flail
massive sitar 190 80 Mox 2-handed sitar
Bugfinder Blade 180 75 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka 180 75 Mox 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
goatskin umbrella 180 75 Mus 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
plexiglass pike pike 180 75 Mus 2-handed spear
war tongs 180 75 Mys 1-handed utensil
lead pipe 175 72 Mus 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 175 72 Mus 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
toy ray gun 175 72 Mox 1-handed pistol
Drowsy Sword 171 66 Mus 2-handed sword
charming flute 170 70 Mox 2-handed flute
denim axe 170 70 Mus 2-handed axe
giant foam finger 170 70 Mus 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
dwarvish war mattock 165 67 Mus 1-handed axe
happiness 165 67 Mox 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 165 67 Mus 1-handed club
pygmy spear 165 67 Mus 1-handed spear Muscle +7
star crossbow 165 67 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
star staff 165 67 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 165 67 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +8
arse-shooting crossbow 160 65 Mox 2-handed crossbow
black sword 160 65 Mus 1-handed sword
creepy-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 160 65 Mus 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 160 65 Mox 2-handed axe Weapon Damage +16
hot-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
jungle drum 160 65 Mox 2-handed drum
nasty-ass club 160 65 Mus 2-handed club
pointed stick 160 65 Mus 1-handed spear
yohohoyo 160 65 Mox 1-handed yoyo
x-37 gun 160 65 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
giant discarded plastic fork 155 62 Mus 3-handed staff
magilaser blastercannon 155 62 Mox 2-handed laser cannon
automatic catapult 150 60 Mox 2-handed autopult  
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 150 60 Mus 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
C.B.F.G. 150 60 Mox 2-handed rifle
C.H.U.M. knife 150 175 Mus 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
club of the five seasons 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
drywall axe 150 60 Mus 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
giant needle 150 60 Mus 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
Grimacite gat 150 40 Mox 1-handed gun
heteroerotic frat-paddle 150 60 Mus 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 150 60 Mus 1-handed club
Radio Free Foil 150 60 Mus 2-handed sword
rainbow crossbow 150 60 Mox 1-handed crossbow
star spatula 150 60 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 150 55 Mus 1-handed sword
witty rapier 150 60 Mus 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin 150 60 Mox 1-handed violin
a butt tuba 145 57 Mox 2-handed horn +15 Sleaze Damage
batblade 145 57 Mus 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
acoustic guitarrr 140 55 Mox 2-handed guitar +2% Meat from Monsters
armgun 140 55 Mox 2-handed machine gun
black kettle drum 140 55 Mox 2-handed drum
frozen seal spine 140 55 Mus 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 140 100 Mus 1-handed umbrella
ridiculously huge sword 140 55 Mus 3-handed sword
broken sword 135 52 Mus 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
carob cannon 135 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
hairy staff 135 45 Mus 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 135 52 Mus 2-handed staff
rave whistle 135 52 Mox 1-handed whistle
Spirit Precipice 135 45 Mus 2-handed sword
star boomerang 135 52 Mox 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 135 52 Mus 1-handed knife Muscle +5
4-dimensional guitar 130 50 Mox 2-handed guitar
bad-ass club 130 50 Mus 2-handed club
hot cross bow 130 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
lucky ball-and-chain 130 50 Mox 2-handed flail  
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 130 45 Mus 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 130 50 Mus 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
crazy bastard sword 125 25 Mus 1-handed sword
curmudgel 125 47 Mus 1-handed club
ga-ga radio 125 47 Mox 2-handed radio
Grimacite glaive 125 47 Mus 2-handed polearm
meatspout staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
pitchfork 125 47 Mus 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +9
projectile icemaker 125 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
shuddersword 125 45 Mus 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 125 45 Mus 2-handed staff
asbestos sword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
buffalo blade 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword
chrome crossbow 120 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
giant cheesestick 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
linoleum staff 120 45 Mus 2-handed staff
ocarina of space 120 45 Mox 2-handed flute
potato pistol 120 45 Mox 1-handed pistol
Ruby Rod 120 40 Mus 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
silver shrimp fork 120 45 Mys 1-handed utensil
two-handed depthsword 120 45 Mus 2-handed sword  
lupine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
ram stick 115 42 Mus 2-handed staff Moxie +5
serpentine sword 115 42 Mus 1-handed sword
asbestos crossbow 110 40 Mox 2-handed crossbow
bone flute 110 40 Mox 2-handed flute +11 Spooky Damage
chrome staff 110 40 Mus 2-handed staff
iron pasta spoon 110 40 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
linoleum sword 110 40 Mus 2-handed sword
mannequin leg 110 40 Mus 1-handed club
sack of doorknobs 110 40 Mox 2-handed sack  
asbestos staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bottle-rocket crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
bounty-hunting rifle 100 25 Mox 2-handed rifle
bow staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
can of fake snow 100 35 Mox 1-handed can
chrome sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 100 None 2-handed club  
Crimbo sword 100 35 Mus 2-handed sword
depleted Grimacite hammer 100 35 Mus 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 100 35 Mus 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls 100 None 1-handed euphemisms
goulauncher 100 35 Mox 2-handed crossbow
haiku katana 100 None 1-handed sword
ice sickle 100 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
linoleum crossbow 100 35 Mox 2-handed crossbow
Mafia violin case 100 35 Mus 1-handed club
origami riding crop 100 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 100 35 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
Periodical Paintbrush 100 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
plastic guitar 100 35 Mox 2-handed guitar
prehistoric spear 100 35 Mox 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 100 35 Mus 3-handed ...weapon
roboduck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 100 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 100 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
soylent staff 100 35 Mus 2-handed staff
spiked femur 100 35 Mus 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 100 None 1-handed superball
stinky cheese sword 100 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 100 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 100 None 2-handed club
sugar shotgun 100 None 1-handed pistol
Super Magic Power Sword X 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
time sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 100 35 Mus 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 100 35 Mus 1-handed flail
17-alarm Saucepan 90 15 Mys 1-handed saucepan
Cerebral Crossbow 90 30 Mox 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 90 15 Mus 1-handed flail
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
grass whistle 90 35 Mox 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta of Peril 90 15 Mys 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 90 15 Mus 1-handed club
huge spoon 90 30 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
icy-hot katana 90 30 Mus 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 90 30 Mus 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
ninja mop 90 30 Mus 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 90 15 Mox 2-handed banjo
Squeezebox of the Ages 90 15 Mox 2-handed accordion
stainless steel shillelagh 90 30 Mus 1-handed club
vorpal blade 90 30 Mus 1-handed sword
ancient stone fist 85 27 Mus 1-handed club
magic whistle 85 27 Mox 1-handed whistle
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 80 25 Mus 2-handed axe
bubble bauble bow 80 25 Mox 2-handed bow
clockwork crossbow 80 25 Mox 1-handed crossbow
clockwork staff 80 25 Mys 2-handed staff
clockwork sword 80 25 Mus 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
Crimbo ukelele 80 20 Mox 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
crowbarrr 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
flypaper staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
frigid hankyū 80 25 Mox 2-handed bow
frozen nunchaku 80 25 Mus 2-handed flail
goblin autoblowgun 80 25 Mox 2-handed blowgun
goblin hunting spear 80 25 Mus 2-handed spear
grass blade 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 80 25 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 80 25 Mox 1-handed yo-yo  
rib of the Bonerdagon 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm
savory crossbow 80 25 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +4
savory staff 80 25 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 80 25 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 80 25 Mus 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 80 25 Mus 1-handed flail
wholeberd 80 25 Mus 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
can cannon 75 22 Mox 2-handed crossbow
chopsticks 75 23 Mys 1-handed utensil
squeaky staff 75 22 Mus 2-handed staff
sword of static 75 22 Mus 1-handed sword
ultimate ultimate frisbee 75 22 Mox 1-handed frisbee
wiffle-flail 75 22 Mus 2-handed flail
double-barreled sling 70 20 Mox 1-handed sling
25-meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff  
flaming cardboard sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 70 20 Mus 1-handed sword
hippy bongo 70 20 Mox 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle 70 20 Mus 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 70 20 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff 70 20 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 70 20 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +5
Totally Gay Claymore 69 19 Mus 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
finger cymbals 65 17 Mox 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
grease gun 65 17 Mox 1-handed pistol
repeating crossbow 65 17 Mox 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap crossbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
cardboard crossbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
cardboard staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
dense meat crossbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +3
dense meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 60 15 Mus 1-handed club
eXtreme meat crossbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +7
eXtreme meat staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 60 15 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +7
filthy pestle 60 15 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 60 15 Mus 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 60 15 Mus 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
knob bugle 60 15 Mox 1-handed horn Successful hit weakens opponent
Knob Goblin elite polearm 60 15 Mus 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 60 15 Mus 2-handed club Delevels on hit
ratarang 60 15 Mox 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 60 15 Mus 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
slightly peevedbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed bow  
styrofoam crossbow 60 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
styrofoam staff 60 15 Mus 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 60 15 Mus 1-handed sword
wooden axe 60 15 Mus 2-handed axe Muscle +3
boxing glove on a spring 55 12 Mox 1-handed club
infernal fife 55 12 Mox 2-handed flute +7 Hot Damage
poutine pole 55 12 Mus 2-handed staff
5-Alarm Saucepan 50 10 Mys 1-handed saucepan
Ax of L'rose 50 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
Bjorn's Hammer 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
can of maces 50 10 Mox 1-handed club
Disco Banjo 50 10 Mox 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 50 10 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +2
dripping meat staff 50 10 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 50 None 1-handed pistol
Mace of the Tortoise 50 10 Mus 1-handed mace
office-supply crossbow 50 10 Mox 2-handed crossbow
Pasta of Peril 50 10 Mys 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 50 10 Mox 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel sword 50 10 Mus 1-handed sword
poison pen 50 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
Red Rover BB gun 50 10 Mox 2-handed gun
  • 3x Critical Hit Chance
  • On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes -10%) or your opponent's
Rock and Roll Legend 50 10 Mox 2-handed accordion
tambourine 50 10 Mox 1-handed drum
Unionize The Elves sign 50 10 Mus 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 50 None 2-handed club  
basic meat spork 45 7 Mys 1-handed utensil
curdflinger 45 7 Mox 1-handed crossbow
calavera concertina 40 5 Mox 2-handed accordion
  • Moxie +3
  • Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
corrupt club of corruption 40 5 Mus 1-handed club
dreadlock whip 40 5 Mus 1-handed whip
dueling banjo 40 5 Mox 2-handed banjo
half-sized guitar 40 5 Mox 2-handed guitar
pool cue 40 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 40 5 Mus 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
starchy crossbow 40 5 Mox 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy staff 40 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword  
white sword 40 5 Mus 1-handed sword Muscle +2
big bass drum 35 2 Mox 2-handed drum
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 35 2 Mus 1-handed knife
Gnollish flyswatter 35 2 Mus 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 35 2 Mus 1-handed spear  
jack flapper 35 2 Mys 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
pocket theremin 35 2 Mox 2-handed theremin +4 Spooky Damage
spooky staff 35 2 Mus 2-handed staff
bat whip 30 None 1-handed whip
bone rattle 30 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
cardboard katana 30 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 30 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic bottle opener 30 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 30 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
evil paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel 30 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 30 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 30 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 30 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 30 10 Mus 1-handed knife
out-of-tune biwa 30 None 2-handed guitar Bonus Ranged Damage +2
parasitic claw 30 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 30 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 30 None 1-handed whip
shiny butcherknife 30 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 30 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 30 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
spork 30 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
tail o' nine cats 30 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 30 7 Mus 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
throwing wrench 30 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 30 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 30 None 1-handed wand  
cheap plastic blowgun 25 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
eggbeater 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
Gnollish slotted spoon 25 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
palm-frond whip 25 None 1-handed whip
stone banjo 25 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1
wooden stakes 25 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
basic meat crossbow 20 5 Mox 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
basic meat staff 20 5 Mus 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 20 5 Mus 2-handed sword Muscle +1
club of corruption 20 None 1-handed club
corn holder 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
dented harmonica 20 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 20 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
gnauga hide whip 20 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 20 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin tongs 20 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 20 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 20 None 1-handed whip
slingshot 20 None 2-handed slingshot  
sweet ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 20 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
yak whip 20 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
asparagus knife 15 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar 15 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
soup-chucks 15 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
wumpus-hair whip 15 None 1-handed whip
bar whip 10 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 10 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 10 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 10 None 1-handed knuckles
chisel 10 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 10 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 10 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 10 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 10 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 10 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 10 None 1-handed disco ball  
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 10 None 2-handed club
live wire 10 None 1-handed whip
pasta spoon 10 None 1-handed utensil  
saucepan 10 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 10 None 1-handed club  
Spooky Putty snake 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 10 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Queso Escusado 10 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Black Kettle 10 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 10 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 10 20 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 10 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 10 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Midnight Snack 10 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 10 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 10 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 10 25 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 10 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 10 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 10 150 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
stolen accordion 10 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stuffed crazy bastard sword 10 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 10 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
white whip 10 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights


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