Weapons (by requirement): Difference between revisions
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*All Attributes +20% | *All Attributes +20% | ||
*On Critical: Insanity! | *On Critical: Insanity! | ||
|- | |||
|[[lawn dart]] | |||
|200 | |||
|200 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15% | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20% | |||
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300 | |||
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]] | |[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]] | ||
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*+25 {{element|Sleaze}} | *+25 {{element|Sleaze}} | ||
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits | *Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits | ||
|- | |||
|[[slime-covered club]] | |||
|200 | |||
|200 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | |||
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes | |||
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[slime-covered shovel]] | |||
|200 | |||
|200 | |||
|2-handed polearm | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60 | |||
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes | |||
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font> | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[stinkin' bindle]] | |[[stinkin' bindle]] | ||
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| +30 {{element|Stench}} | | +30 {{element|Stench}} | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[pernicious cudgel]] | ||
| | |200 | ||
| | |150 | ||
|1-handed | |1-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
* | *[[Slime Hates It]] | ||
*[[ | *+30 {{element|Sleaze}} | ||
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[underworld truncheon]] | ||
|200 | |200 | ||
|85 | |150 | ||
|1-handed polearm | |2-handed club | ||
| | |||
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]] | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20% | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10% | |||
|- | |||
|[[villainous scythe]] | |||
|200 | |||
|150 | |||
|2-handed polearm | |||
| | |||
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]] | |||
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2 | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30% | |||
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[gatorskin umbrella]] | |||
|140 | |||
|100 | |||
|1-handed umbrella | |||
| | |||
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}} | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15 | |||
|- | |||
|[[antique spear]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|1-handed polearm | |||
| | | | ||
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]] | *Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]] | ||
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*All Attributes +11 | *All Attributes +11 | ||
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs | *Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs | ||
|- | |||
|[[brand new key]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|1-handed knife | |||
| | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5% | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20 | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[cursed cutlass]] | |[[cursed cutlass]] | ||
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*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}} | *+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}} | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[rusty piece of rebar]] | ||
|200 | |200 | ||
|85 | |85 | ||
|1-handed | |1-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
*[[ | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
*[[ | *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[duct tape sword]] | |[[skate blade]] | ||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|1-handed knife | |||
| | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5% | |||
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[skate board]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|2-handed club | |||
| | |||
*All Attributes +10% | |||
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10 | |||
|- | |||
|[[velcro broadsword]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|1-handed sword | |||
| | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5% | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure | |||
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[duct tape sword]] | |||
|195 | |195 | ||
|82 | |82 | ||
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|1-handed club | |1-handed club | ||
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3 | |[[Damage Reduction]]: +3 | ||
|- | |||
|[[dwarvish war mattock]] | |||
|165 | |||
|67 | |||
|1-handed axe | |||
| | |||
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]] | |||
*Shows monster HP | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]] | |[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]] | ||
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7 | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[creepy-ass club]] | ||
|160 | |160 | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
| | |2-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
* | *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | ||
*[[ | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
*+15 [[Monster Level]] | |||
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}} | |||
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[cyber-mattock]] | ||
|160 | |160 | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
| | |2-handed axe | ||
| | | | ||
* | *+5% [[Items from Monsters]] | ||
*[[ | *+10% [[Meat from Monsters]] | ||
*May break in combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[evil-ass club]] | ||
| | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
| | |2-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
* | *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | ||
* | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
*[[ | *+15 [[Monster Level]] | ||
*+15 {{element|Spooky}} | |||
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[frigid-ass club]] | ||
| | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
|2-handed | |2-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | |||
*+15 [[Monster Level]] | |||
*+15 {{element|Cold}} | |||
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[giant cactus quill]] | ||
| | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
| | |1-handed spear | ||
| | | | ||
* | *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | ||
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30 | |||
*[[ | |- | ||
|- | |[[hot-ass club]] | ||
|[[club | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
| | |2-handed club | ||
| | |||
| | | | ||
* | *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | ||
*+ | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
*+ | *+15 [[Monster Level]] | ||
*+ | *+15 {{element|Cold}} | ||
* | *Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[nasty-ass club]] | ||
| | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
|2-handed | |2-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
* | *Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | ||
* | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
*+15 [[Monster Level]] | |||
*+15 {{element|Stench}} | |||
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[pointed stick]] | ||
| | |160 | ||
| | |65 | ||
| | |1-handed spear | ||
|[[ | | | ||
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 | |||
|- | |||
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]] | |||
|155 | |||
|62 | |||
|3-handed staff | |||
| | |||
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]] | |||
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font> | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]] | ||
|150 | |150 | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
| | |2-handed polearm? | ||
| | | | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[bugbear-smiting sword]] | ||
|150 | |150 | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
| | |2-handed sword | ||
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[ | | | ||
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10 | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10 | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[club of the five seasons]] | ||
|150 | |150 | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
|1-handed club | |1-handed club | ||
| | | | ||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5 | *+5 {{element|Spooky}} | ||
*+3 {{element|Spooky}} | *+5 {{element|Stench}} | ||
*+5 {{element|Hot}} | |||
*+5 {{element|Cold}} | |||
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}} | |||
|- | |||
|[[drywall axe]] | |||
|150 | |||
|60 | |||
|2-handed axe | |||
| | |||
*All Attributes +2 | |||
*All Attributes +3% | |||
|- | |||
|[[giant needle]] | |||
|150 | |||
|60 | |||
|2-handed spear | |||
|[[Monster Level]] +5 | |||
|- | |||
|[[grassy cutlass]] | |||
|150 | |||
|60 | |||
|1-handed sword | |||
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11 | |||
|- | |||
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]] | |||
|150 | |||
|60 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[immense cyborg hand]] | |||
|150 | |||
|60 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5 | |||
*+3 {{element|Spooky}} | |||
*+3 {{element|Stench}} | *+3 {{element|Stench}} | ||
*+3 {{element|Hot}} | *+3 {{element|Hot}} | ||
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|1-handed knife | |1-handed knife | ||
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15 | |[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15 | ||
|- | |||
|[[frozen seal spine]] | |||
|140 | |||
|55 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*+20 {{element|Cold}} | |||
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ridiculously huge sword]] | |[[ridiculously huge sword]] | ||
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7 | *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7 | ||
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7 | *[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7 | ||
|- | |||
|[[mannequin leg]] | |||
|110 | |||
|40 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}} | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5 | |||
|- | |||
|[[Ruby Rod]] | |||
|120 | |||
|40 | |||
|1-handed rod | |||
|Used in the [[Future]] quest | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[asbestos staff]] | |[[asbestos staff]] | ||
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|1-handed knife | |1-handed knife | ||
|Does extra damage on criticals | |Does extra damage on criticals | ||
|- | |||
|[[infernal toilet brush]] | |||
|100 | |||
|35 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*+20 {{element|Stench}} | |||
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20 | |||
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20 | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Mafia violin case]] | |[[Mafia violin case]] | ||
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | ||
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]] | *[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]] | |||
|80 | |||
|25 | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9 | |||
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[crazy bastard sword]] | |[[crazy bastard sword]] | ||
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3 | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3 | ||
*+3 {{element|Cold}} | *+3 {{element|Cold}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[goblin hunting spear]] | |||
|80 | |||
|25 | |||
|2-handed spear | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5 | |||
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[grass blade]] | |[[grass blade]] | ||
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4 | |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[severed flipper]] | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
|1-handed flail | |1-handed club | ||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5 | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5 | |||
|- | |||
|[[spooky bicycle chain]] | |||
|80 | |||
|25 | |||
|1-handed flail | |||
| | | | ||
*+5 {{element|Spooky}} | *+5 {{element|Spooky}} | ||
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2 | *[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2 | ||
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]] | *+5% [[Meat from Monsters]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[pair of bolt cutters]] | |||
|60 | |||
|15 | |||
|2-handed club | |||
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[sabre teeth]] | |[[sabre teeth]] | ||
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3 | *[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3 | ||
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}} | *+3 {{element|Sleaze}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[Ax of L'rose]] | |||
|50 | |||
|None | |||
|2-handed axe | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|[[bad-ass club]] | |||
|130 | |||
|50 | |||
|2-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15 | |||
*+10 to [[Monster Level]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[balloon sword]] | |[[balloon sword]] | ||
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|1-handed flail | |1-handed flail | ||
|All Attributes +1 | |All Attributes +1 | ||
|- | |||
|[[candy knuckles]] | |||
|10 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed knuckles | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | |||
*Breaks after 31 combats | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[cardboard katana]] | |[[cardboard katana]] | ||
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|1-handed whip | |1-handed whip | ||
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} | |So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[club of corruption]] | |||
|20 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed club | |||
| | |||
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3 | |||
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[cool whip]] | |[[cool whip]] | ||
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +30% | *[[Combat Initiative]] +30% | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[demon whip]] | |[[Crimbomination Contraption]] | ||
|10 | |100 | ||
|None | |||
|2-handed club | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|[[demon whip]] | |||
|10 | |||
|None | |None | ||
|1-handed whip | |1-handed whip | ||
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|1-handed whip | |1-handed whip | ||
| +3 {{element|Stench}} | | +3 {{element|Stench}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[evil paper umbrella]] | |||
|30 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed umbrella | |||
| +1 [[Monster Level]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[gnauga hide whip]] | |[[gnauga hide whip]] | ||
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|1-handed umbrella | |1-handed umbrella | ||
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1 | |[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1 | ||
|- | |||
|[[live wire]] | |||
|10 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed whip | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3 | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[origami riding crop]] | |[[origami riding crop]] | ||
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|1-handed whip | |1-handed whip | ||
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]] | | +3% [[Meat from Monsters]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[poison pen]] | |||
|50 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed knife | |||
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[pool cue]] | |[[pool cue]] | ||
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|1-handed club | |1-handed club | ||
| +1 {{element|Spooky}} | | +1 {{element|Spooky}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[soup-chucks]] | |||
|15 | |||
|None | |||
|2-handed flail | |||
| +2 {{element|Hot}} | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[spooky stick]] | |[[spooky stick]] | ||
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| +2 {{element|Spooky}} | | +2 {{element|Spooky}} | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[stinky cheese sword]] | ||
| | |100 | ||
|None | |||
|1-handed sword | |||
| | |||
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up | |||
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]] | |||
|10 | |||
|None | |None | ||
|1-handed sword | |1-handed sword | ||
| | | | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[sugar shank]] | ||
| | |100 | ||
|None | |None | ||
|1-handed whip | |1-handed knife | ||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50% | |||
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical | |||
*Breaks after 30 combats | |||
|- | |||
|[[sugar shillelagh]] | |||
|100 | |||
|None | |||
|2-handed club | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50% | |||
*Breaks after 30 combats | |||
|- | |||
|[[sweet ninja sword]] | |||
|20 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed sword | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|[[tail o' nine cats]] | |||
|30 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed whip | |||
| | | | ||
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15% | *[[Combat Initiative]] +15% | ||
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure | *[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure | ||
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}} | *Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}} | ||
|- | |||
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]] | |||
|10 | |||
|150 | |||
|1-handed chefstaff | |||
| | |||
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] | |||
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100% | |||
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]] | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure | |||
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}} | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]] | |[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]] | ||
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*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure | *[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure | ||
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage | *Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage | ||
|- | |||
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]] | |||
|10 | |||
|75 | |||
|1-handed chefstaff | |||
| | |||
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] | |||
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75% | |||
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15 | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure | |||
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[war tongs]] | |[[war tongs]] | ||
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2 | |[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |[[Staff of Queso Escusado]] | ||
|10 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed chefstaff | |||
| | |||
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] | |||
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50% | |||
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}} | |||
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure | |||
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}} | |||
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[wumpus-hair whip]] | |||
|15 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed whip | |||
| | |||
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]] | |||
*+2 [[Prismatic Damage]] | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])== | ==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])== | ||
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*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only | *Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only | ||
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]] | *Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[Coily™]] | |||
|200 | |||
|200 | |||
|2-handed spring | |||
| | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15% | |||
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]] | |||
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]] | |||
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Frosty's snowball sack]] | |[[Frosty's snowball sack]] | ||
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| +50 {{element|Cold}} | | +50 {{element|Cold}} | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[slime-covered speargun]] | ||
|200 | |||
|200 | |200 | ||
|1-handed pistol | |||
|1-handed | |||
| | | | ||
*[[ | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25 | ||
* | *+50 Damage vs. Slimes | ||
* | *3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[ | |[[diabolical crossbow]] | ||
|200 | |200 | ||
|85 | |150 | ||
|2-handed bazooka | |1-handed crossbow | ||
| | |||
*[[Slime Hates It]] | |||
*+30 {{element|Spooky}} | |||
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
|- | |||
|[[underworld flail]] | |||
|200 | |||
|150 | |||
|2-handed flail | |||
| | |||
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]] | |||
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +30 | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10% | |||
|- | |||
|[[7-inch discus]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|1-handed boomerang | |||
| | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5% | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10% | |||
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes | |||
|- | |||
|[[fish bazooka]] | |||
|200 | |||
|85 | |||
|2-handed bazooka | |||
| | | | ||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5% | *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5% | ||
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*All Attributes +15 | *All Attributes +15 | ||
*Allows [[Arse Shoot]] | *Allows [[Arse Shoot]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]] | |||
|160 | |||
|65 | |||
|2-handed axe | |||
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +16 | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[jungle drum]] | |[[jungle drum]] | ||
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*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} | *So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} | ||
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font> | *[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font> | ||
|- | |||
|[[x-37 gun]] | |||
|160 | |||
|65 | |||
|1-handed pistol | |||
| | |||
*Attack damage in a random element | |||
*Can break in combat, damaging player | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[yohohoyo]] | |[[yohohoyo]] | ||
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7 | *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7 | ||
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]] | *+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
|[[hot cross bow]] | |[[hot cross bow]] | ||
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*+6 {{element|Cold}} | *+6 {{element|Cold}} | ||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2 | *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2 | ||
|- | |||
|[[goblin autoblowgun]] | |||
|80 | |||
|25 | |||
|2-handed blowgun | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5 | |||
*Does poison [[Passive Damage]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[lead yo-yo]] | |[[lead yo-yo]] | ||
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|1-handed boomerang | |1-handed boomerang | ||
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]] | | +5% [[Items from Monsters]] | ||
|- | |||
|[[Red Rover BB gun]] | |||
|50 | |||
|10 | |||
|2-handed gun | |||
| | |||
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]] | |||
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color="red">-10%</font>) or your opponent's | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]] | |[[Rock and Roll Legend]] | ||
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3 | *[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3 | ||
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes) | *Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes) | ||
|- | |||
|[[dueling banjo]] | |||
|40 | |||
|5 | |||
|2-handed banjo | |||
| | |||
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4 | |||
*+5 [[Monster Level]] | |||
|- | |- | ||
|[[half-sized guitar]] | |[[half-sized guitar]] | ||
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|2-handed banjo | |2-handed banjo | ||
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1 | |[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1 | ||
|- | |||
|[[sugar shotgun]] | |||
|100 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed pistol | |||
| | |||
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50% | |||
*[[Stunning]] on critical | |||
*Breaks after 30 combats | |||
|- | |||
|[[throwing wrench]] | |||
|30 | |||
|None | |||
|1-handed club | |||
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit | |||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} |
Revision as of 19:55, 23 January 2010
Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are ranged weapons, using Moxie to calculate Hit Chance, and weapons having a Muscle requirement are melee weapons, using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are Mysticality weapons, which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give Bonus Spell Damage.
In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
- accordion
- autopult
- banjo
- bong
- boomerang
- bow
- can
- catapult
- crossbow
- disco ball
- euphemisms
- guitar
- gun
- heavy blowgun
- pistol
- radio
- rifle
- sack
- sitar
- slingshot
- superball
- throwing spear
- yo-yo
- yoyo
Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.
If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
All ranged weapons are affected by the Disco Bandit skill Disco Fever.
Name | Power | Req | Weapon Type |
Notes |
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El Vibrato energy spear | 200 | 200 | 2-handed spear |
|
flamin' bindle | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
freezin' bindle | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
Frosty's arm | 200 | 200 | 1-handed staff |
|
Frosty's nailbat | 200 | 200 | 2-handed club |
|
Hodgman's whackin' stick | 200 | 200 | 1-handed club |
|
lawn dart | 200 | 200 | 1-handed club |
|
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
sleazy bindle | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
slime-covered club | 200 | 200 | 1-handed club |
|
slime-covered shovel | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
stinkin' bindle | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
spooky bindle | 200 | 200 | 2-handed polearm |
|
Zombo's shoulder blade | 200 | 200 | 2-handed sword |
|
C.H.U.M. knife | 150 | 175 | 1-handed knife | +30 Stench Damage |
pernicious cudgel | 200 | 150 | 1-handed club | |
underworld truncheon | 200 | 150 | 2-handed club |
|
villainous scythe | 200 | 150 | 2-handed polearm |
|
gatorskin umbrella | 140 | 100 | 1-handed umbrella |
|
antique spear | 200 | 85 | 1-handed polearm |
|
Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 200 | 85 | 2-handed sword |
|
brand new key | 200 | 85 | 1-handed knife |
|
cursed cutlass | 200 | 85 | 1-handed sword |
|
decaying wooden oar | 200 | 85 | 2-handed club | |
fetus-smashing club | 200 | 85 | 2-handed club | A custom item given to Bashy |
fish scimitar | 200 | 85 | 1-handed sword |
|
fish stick | 200 | 85 | 2-handed staff |
|
halibut | 200 | 85 | 2-handed fish |
|
Mer-kin hookspear | 200 | 85 | 1-handed spear |
|
Mer-kin digpick | 200 | 85 | 2-handed axe |
|
non-stick pugil stick | 200 | 85 | 2-handed club |
|
octopus's spade | 200 | 85 | 1-handed knife |
|
PVC staff | 200 | 85 | 2-handed staff |
|
rusty piece of rebar | 200 | 85 | 1-handed club | |
skate blade | 200 | 85 | 1-handed knife |
|
skate board | 200 | 85 | 2-handed club |
|
velcro broadsword | 200 | 85 | 1-handed sword |
|
duct tape sword | 195 | 82 | 1-handed sword |
|
cast-iron legacy paddle | 190 | 80 | 2-handed club |
|
giant driftwood sculpture | 190 | 80 | 2-handed flail |
|
Bugfinder Blade | 180 | 75 | 2-handed sword |
|
goatskin umbrella | 180 | 75 | 1-handed umbrella | +15 Stench Damage |
plexiglass pike pike | 180 | 75 | 2-handed spear |
|
lead pipe | 175 | 72 | 1-handed club |
|
perforated battle paddle | 175 | 72 | 2-handed club | Melee Damage +10 |
denim axe | 170 | 70 | 2-handed axe |
|
giant foam finger | 170 | 70 | 1-handed club | Damage Reduction: +3 |
dwarvish war mattock | 165 | 67 | 1-handed axe |
|
Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 165 | 67 | 1-handed club |
|
pygmy spear | 165 | 67 | 1-handed spear | Muscle +7 |
star staff | 165 | 67 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +8 |
star sword | 165 | 67 | 2-handed sword | Muscle +8 |
Drowsy Sword | 171 | 66 | 2-handed sword | |
black sword | 160 | 65 | 1-handed sword |
|
creepy-ass club | 160 | 65 | 2-handed club |
|
cyber-mattock | 160 | 65 | 2-handed axe |
|
evil-ass club | 160 | 65 | 2-handed club |
|
frigid-ass club | 160 | 65 | 2-handed club |
|
giant cactus quill | 160 | 65 | 1-handed spear |
|
hot-ass club | 160 | 65 | 2-handed club |
|
nasty-ass club | 160 | 65 | 2-handed club |
|
pointed stick | 160 | 65 | 1-handed spear |
|
giant discarded plastic fork | 155 | 62 | 3-handed staff |
|
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 150 | 60 | 2-handed polearm? | |
bugbear-smiting sword | 150 | 60 | 2-handed sword |
|
club of the five seasons | 150 | 60 | 1-handed club |
|
drywall axe | 150 | 60 | 2-handed axe |
|
giant needle | 150 | 60 | 2-handed spear | Monster Level +5 |
grassy cutlass | 150 | 60 | 1-handed sword | Melee Damage +11 |
heteroerotic frat-paddle | 150 | 60 | 1-handed club | A custom item given to Mr Skullhead |
immense cyborg hand | 150 | 60 | 1-handed club |
|
Radio Free Foil | 150 | 60 | 2-handed sword |
|
witty rapier | 150 | 60 | 1-handed sword | +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only) |
batblade | 145 | 57 | 1-handed knife | Melee Damage +15 |
frozen seal spine | 140 | 55 | 1-handed club |
|
ridiculously huge sword | 140 | 55 | 3-handed sword |
|
vibrating cyborg knife | 150 | 55 | 1-handed sword |
|
broken sword | 135 | 52 | 1-handed sword | Slight Spooky Resistance |
ram-battering staff | 135 | 52 | 2-handed staff |
|
star stiletto | 135 | 52 | 1-handed knife | Muscle +5 |
titanium assault umbrella | 130 | 50 | 1-handed umbrella | Slight Resistance to All Elements |
curmudgel | 125 | 47 | 1-handed club |
|
Grimacite glaive | 125 | 47 | 2-handed polearm |
|
pitchfork | 125 | 47 | 1-handed spear | Melee Damage +9 |
asbestos sword | 120 | 45 | 2-handed sword |
|
buffalo blade | 120 | 45 | 2-handed sword |
|
giant cheesestick | 120 | 45 | 2-handed staff |
|
hairy staff | 135 | 45 | 2-handed staff |
|
linoleum staff | 120 | 45 | 2-handed staff |
|
meatspout staff | 125 | 45 | 2-handed staff | |
shuddersword | 125 | 45 | 2-handed sword |
|
smoldering staff | 125 | 45 | 2-handed staff |
|
Spirit Precipice | 135 | 45 | 2-handed sword |
|
sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 130 | 45 | 2-handed sword | |
two-handed depthsword | 120 | 45 | 2-handed sword | |
lupine sword | 115 | 42 | 1-handed sword |
|
ram stick | 115 | 42 | 2-handed staff | Moxie +5 |
serpentine sword | 115 | 42 | 1-handed sword |
|
chrome staff | 110 | 40 | 2-handed staff | |
linoleum sword | 110 | 40 | 2-handed sword |
|
mannequin leg | 110 | 40 | 1-handed club |
|
Ruby Rod | 120 | 40 | 1-handed rod | Used in the Future quest |
asbestos staff | 100 | 35 | 2-handed staff |
|
bamboo bokuto | 100 | 35 | 1-handed sword | |
big stirring stick | 100 | 35 | 2-handed staff |
|
bow staff | 100 | 35 | 2-handed staff |
|
chrome sword | 100 | 35 | 2-handed sword | |
Crimbo sword | 100 | 35 | 2-handed sword |
|
depleted Grimacite hammer | 100 | 35 | 2-handed club |
|
duck-on-a-string | 100 | 35 | 1-handed flail |
|
elven whittling knife | 100 | 35 | 1-handed knife | Does extra damage on criticals |
infernal toilet brush | 100 | 35 | 1-handed club |
|
Mafia violin case | 100 | 35 | 1-handed club |
|
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 100 | 35 | 3-handed ...weapon | |
roboduck-on-a-string | 100 | 35 | 1-handed flail |
|
soylent staff | 100 | 35 | 2-handed staff |
|
spiked femur | 100 | 35 | 1-handed club | +6 Spooky Damage |
Super Magic Power Sword X | 100 | 35 | 1-handed sword |
|
time sword | 100 | 35 | 1-handed sword |
|
Tropical Crimbo Sword | 100 | 35 | 1-handed sword |
|
vampire duck-on-a-string | 100 | 35 | 1-handed flail |
|
Brimstone Bludgeon | 200 | 30 | 1-handed club |
|
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 90 | 30 | 1-handed club | +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance |
icy-hot katana | 90 | 30 | 2-handed sword |
|
kneecapping stick | 90 | 30 | 1-handed club | 3x Critical Hit Chance |
ninja mop | 90 | 30 | 2-handed polearm | Melee Damage +5 |
stainless steel shillelagh | 90 | 30 | 1-handed club |
|
vorpal blade | 90 | 30 | 1-handed sword |
|
7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 80 | 25 | 2-handed axe |
|
clockwork sword | 80 | 25 | 2-handed sword |
|
corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 80 | 25 | 1-handed club |
|
crazy bastard sword | 125 | 25 | 1-handed sword |
|
crowbarrr | 80 | 25 | 2-handed staff | Combat Initiative +15% |
flypaper staff | 80 | 25 | 2-handed staff |
|
frozen nunchaku | 80 | 25 | 2-handed flail |
|
goblin hunting spear | 80 | 25 | 2-handed spear |
|
grass blade | 80 | 25 | 1-handed sword |
|
rib of the Bonerdagon | 80 | 25 | 2-handed staff |
|
rusty grave robbing shovel | 80 | 25 | 2-handed polearm |
|
savory staff | 80 | 25 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +4 |
savory sword | 80 | 25 | 1-handed sword | Muscle +4 |
severed flipper | 80 | 25 | 1-handed club |
|
spooky bicycle chain | 80 | 25 | 1-handed flail | |
wholeberd | 80 | 25 | 2-handed polearm | Melee Damage +6 |
squeaky staff | 75 | 22 | 2-handed staff |
|
sword of static | 75 | 22 | 1-handed sword |
|
wiffle-flail | 75 | 22 | 2-handed flail |
|
25-meat staff | 70 | 20 | 2-handed staff | |
flaming cardboard sword | 70 | 20 | 1-handed sword |
|
Frost™ brand sword | 70 | 20 | 1-handed sword |
|
homoerotic frat-paddle | 70 | 20 | 1-handed club |
|
Kentucky-fried meat staff | 70 | 20 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +5 |
Kentucky-fried meat sword | 70 | 20 | 2-handed sword | Muscle +5 |
Totally Gay Claymore | 69 | 19 | 2-handed sword | A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt |
bubblewrap staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff |
|
bubblewrap sword | 60 | 15 | 1-handed sword | |
cardboard staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff |
|
cardboard sword | 60 | 15 | 1-handed sword |
|
Chelonian Morningstar | 90 | 15 | 1-handed flail |
|
dense meat staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +3 |
dense meat sword | 60 | 15 | 2-handed sword | Muscle +3 |
diamond-studded cane | 60 | 15 | 1-handed club | |
eXtreme meat staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +7 |
eXtreme meat sword | 60 | 15 | 2-handed sword | Muscle +7 |
flaming crutch | 60 | 15 | 1-handed club | +3 Hot Damage |
glistening staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff |
|
Gnollish autoplunger | 60 | 15 | 3-handed spear | Mysticality +3 |
Hammer of Smiting | 90 | 15 | 1-handed club |
|
Knob Goblin elite polearm | 60 | 15 | 2-handed polearm |
|
muculent machete | 60 | 15 | 1-handed sword |
|
pair of bolt cutters | 60 | 15 | 2-handed club | Delevels on hit |
sabre teeth | 60 | 15 | 1-handed knife | Melee Damage +4 |
styrofoam staff | 60 | 15 | 2-handed staff |
|
styrofoam sword | 60 | 15 | 1-handed sword |
|
wooden axe | 60 | 15 | 2-handed axe | Muscle +3 |
poutine pole | 55 | 12 | 2-handed staff |
|
Ax of L'rose | 50 | None | 2-handed axe | |
bad-ass club | 130 | 50 | 2-handed club |
|
balloon sword | 50 | 10 | 1-handed sword | |
Bjorn's Hammer | 50 | 10 | 1-handed club |
|
dripping meat staff | 50 | 10 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +2 |
dripping meat sword | 50 | 10 | 1-handed sword | Muscle +2 |
Mace of the Tortoise | 50 | 10 | 1-handed mace |
|
obsidian dagger | 30 | 10 | 1-handed knife |
|
pestoblade | 50 | 10 | 1-handed sword |
|
pixel sword | 50 | 10 | 1-handed sword |
|
Unionize The Elves sign | 50 | 10 | 1-handed club |
|
third-hand nunchaku | 30 | 7 | 2-handed flail | Melee Damage +3 |
basic meat staff | 20 | 5 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +1 |
basic meat sword | 20 | 5 | 2-handed sword | Muscle +1 |
dreadlock whip | 40 | 5 | 1-handed whip |
|
rubber axe | 40 | 5 | 2-handed axe | +2 Sleaze Damage |
starchy staff | 40 | 5 | 2-handed staff | Mysticality +3 |
starchy sword | 40 | 5 | 1-handed sword | Muscle +3 |
suede shortsword | 40 | 5 | 1-handed sword | |
white sword | 40 | 5 | 1-handed sword | Muscle +2 |
Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 35 | 2 | 1-handed knife |
|
Gnollish flyswatter | 35 | 2 | 1-handed club | |
Gnollish plunger | 35 | 2 | 1-handed spear | |
spooky staff | 35 | 2 | 2-handed staff |
|
asparagus knife | 15 | None | 1-handed knife | +1 Stench Damage |
bar whip | 10 | None | 1-handed whip | +2 to Familiar Weight |
bat whip | 30 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
big stick | 10 | None | 2-handed staff | |
bucket of anniversary lard | 10 | None | 1-handed flail | All Attributes +1 |
candy knuckles | 10 | None | 1-handed knuckles |
|
cardboard katana | 30 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
cardboard wakizashi | 30 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
chisel | 10 | None | 1-handed knife | |
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 30 | None | 1-handed knife | Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit |
clown hammer | 10 | None | 1-handed club | Squeaky! |
clown whip | 10 | None | 1-handed whip | So-So Sleaze Resistance |
club of corruption | 20 | None | 1-handed club |
|
cool whip | 10 | None | 1-handed whip | |
costume sword | 10 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
Crimbomination Contraption | 100 | None | 2-handed club | |
demon whip | 10 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
dishrag | 20 | None | 1-handed whip | +3 Stench Damage |
evil paper umbrella | 30 | None | 1-handed umbrella | +1 Monster Level |
gnauga hide whip | 20 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
grave robbing shovel | 30 | None | 2-handed polearm |
|
haiku katana | 100 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
halfberd | 30 | None | 1-handed polearm | Melee Damage +2 |
hippo whip | 20 | None | 1-handed whip | Monster Level +10 |
huge mirror shard | 30 | None | 1-handed knife | Melee Damage +5 |
ice sickle | 100 | None | 1-handed knife |
|
Knob Goblin scimitar | 15 | None | 1-handed sword | Muscle +1 |
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 10 | None | 2-handed club |
|
little paper umbrella | 30 | None | 1-handed umbrella | Spell Damage +1 |
live wire | 10 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
origami riding crop | 100 | None | 1-handed crop |
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palm-frond whip | 25 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
parasitic claw | 30 | None | 1-handed club |
|
penguin whip | 20 | None | 1-handed whip | +3% Meat from Monsters |
poison pen | 50 | None | 1-handed knife | 75% chance of poisoning opponent |
pool cue | 40 | None | 2-handed staff | Moxie +3 |
rattail whip | 30 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
scorpion whip | 20 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
scratch 'n' sniff sword | 100 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
seal-clubbing club | 10 | None | 1-handed club | |
skeleton bone | 30 | None | 1-handed club | +1 Spooky Damage |
soup-chucks | 15 | None | 2-handed flail | +2 Hot Damage |
spooky stick | 30 | None | 2-handed staff | +2 Spooky Damage |
stinky cheese sword | 100 | None | 1-handed sword |
|
stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 | None | 1-handed sword | |
sugar shank | 100 | None | 1-handed knife |
|
sugar shillelagh | 100 | None | 2-handed club |
|
sweet ninja sword | 20 | None | 1-handed sword | |
tail o' nine cats | 30 | None | 1-handed whip |
|
tiny ninja sword | 20 | None | 1-handed sword | Moxie +1 |
tiny plastic sword | 10 | None | 1-handed sword | Moxie +1 |
trusty torch | 30 | None | 1-handed club | +3 Hot Damage |
Wand of Nagamar | 30 | None | 1-handed wand | |
white whip | 10 | None | 1-handed whip | +1 Stat Gains from Fights |
wooden stakes | 25 | None | 2-handed spear | Melee Damage +1 |
worm-riding hooks | 50 | None | 2-handed club | |
yak whip | 20 | None | 1-handed whip | Successful hit weakens opponent |
Name | Power | Req | Weapon Type |
Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|
Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 10 | 200 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
Staff of the Woodfire | 10 | 150 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
Staff of the Grand Flambé | 10 | 125 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
Staff of the Grease Trap | 10 | 125 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 10 | 125 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 10 | 125 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 10 | 125 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
Mjolnir Jr. | 200 | 85 | 1-handed utensil | A custom item given to Thor the Mighty |
teflon spatula | 200 | 85 | 1-handed utensil |
|
Staff of the Black Kettle | 10 | 75 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
Staff of the Soupbone | 10 | 75 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
war tongs | 180 | 75 | 1-handed utensil |
|
star spatula | 150 | 60 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +15 |
silver shrimp fork | 120 | 45 | 1-handed utensil |
|
iron pasta spoon | 110 | 40 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +10 |
oversized pizza cutter | 100 | 35 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +13 |
huge spoon | 90 | 30 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +10 |
clockwork staff | 80 | 25 | 2-handed staff |
|
Knob Goblin melon baller | 80 | 25 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +8 |
Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 10 | 25 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
chopsticks | 75 | 23 | 1-handed utensil |
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Staff of the Greasefire | 10 | 20 | 1-handed chefstaff |
|
17-alarm Saucepan | 90 | 15 | 1-handed saucepan |
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filthy pestle | 60 | 15 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +7 |
Greek Pasta of Peril | 90 | 15 | 1-handed utensil |
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Staff of Blood and Pudding | 10 | 15 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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Staff of the Midnight Snack | 10 | 15 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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Staff of the Short Order Cook | 10 | 15 | 1-handed chefstaff |
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5-Alarm Saucepan | 50 | 10 | 1-handed saucepan |
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Pasta of Peril | 50 | 10 | 1-handed utensil |
|
basic meat spork | 45 | 7 | 1-handed utensil |
|
jack flapper | 35 | 2 | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +5 |
cheap plastic bottle opener | 30 | None | 1-handed utensil | +2 Sleaze Damage |
corn holder | 20 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +1 |
eggbeater | 25 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +2 |
Gnollish pie server | 20 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +3 |
Gnollish slotted spoon | 25 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +3 |
Knob Goblin spatula | 30 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +4 |
Knob Goblin tongs | 20 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +2 |
pasta spoon | 10 | None | 1-handed utensil | |
Periodical Paintbrush | 100 | None | 1-handed artsything | |
portable corkscrew | 30 | None | 1-handed utensil |
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saucepan | 10 | None | 1-handed saucepan | Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes) |
shiny butcherknife | 30 | None | 1-handed utensil | Spell Damage +5 |
Spooky Putty snake | 10 | None | 1-handed chefstaff |
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spork | 30 | None | 1-handed utensil | Muscle +2 |
Staff of Queso Escusado | 10 | None | 1-handed chefstaff |
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wumpus-hair whip | 15 | None | 1-handed whip |
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Name | Power | Req | Weapon Type |
Notes |
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Chester's bag of candy | 200 | 200 | 2-handed ranged weapon |
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Coily™ | 200 | 200 | 2-handed spring |
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Frosty's snowball sack | 200 | 200 | 1-handed sack | +50 Cold Damage |
slime-covered speargun | 200 | 200 | 1-handed pistol |
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diabolical crossbow | 200 | 150 | 1-handed crossbow | |
underworld flail | 200 | 150 | 2-handed flail |
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7-inch discus | 200 | 85 | 1-handed boomerang |
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fish bazooka | 200 | 85 | 2-handed bazooka |
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giant fishhook | 200 | 85 | 2-handed spear | |
rusty speargun | 200 | 85 | 1-handed pistol |
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velcro paddle ball | 200 | 85 Mox | 1-handed flail |
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Zim Merman's guitar | 200 | 85 | 2-handed guitar | Ranged Damage +20 |
beer-a-pult | 190 | 80 | 3-handed catapult |
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beer bong | 190 | 80 | 1-handed bong |
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fire poi | 190 | 80 | 2-handed flail |
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massive sitar | 190 | 80 | 2-handed sitar |
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didgeridooka | 180 | 75 | 2-handed heavy blowgun | Moxie +9 |
toy ray gun | 175 | 72 | 1-handed pistol | |
charming flute | 170 | 70 | 2-handed flute |
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happiness | 165 | 67 | 1-handed pistol | +12 Hot Damage |
star crossbow | 165 | 67 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +8 |
arse-shooting crossbow | 160 | 65 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 160 | 65 | 2-handed axe | Melee Damage +16 |
jungle drum | 160 | 65 | 2-handed drum |
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x-37 gun | 160 | 65 | 1-handed pistol |
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yohohoyo | 160 | 65 | 1-handed yoyo |
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magilaser blastercannon | 155 | 62 | 2-handed laser cannon |
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automatic catapult | 150 | 60 | 2-handed autopult | |
C.B.F.G. | 150 | 60 | 2-handed rifle |
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rainbow crossbow | 150 | 60 | 1-handed crossbow |
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world's smallest violin | 150 | 60 | 1-handed violin |
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a butt tuba | 145 | 57 | 2-handed horn | +15 Sleaze Damage |
acoustic guitarrr | 140 | 55 | 2-handed guitar | +8% Meat from Monsters |
armgun | 140 | 55 | 2-handed machine gun | |
black kettle drum | 140 | 55 | 2-handed drum |
|
rave whistle | 135 | 52 | 1-handed whistle |
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star boomerang | 135 | 52 | 1-handed boomerang | Moxie +5 |
4-dimensional guitar | 130 | 50 | 2-handed guitar | |
lucky ball-and-chain | 130 | 50 | 2-handed flail | |
ga-ga radio | 125 | 47 | 2-handed radio |
|
carob cannon | 135 | 45 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
chrome crossbow | 120 | 45 | 2-handed crossbow | |
hot cross bow | 130 | 45 | 2-handed crossbow |
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ocarina of space | 120 | 45 | 2-handed flute |
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potato pistol | 120 | 45 | 1-handed pistol |
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projectile icemaker | 125 | 45 | 2-handed crossbow |
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asbestos crossbow | 110 | 40 | 2-handed crossbow | |
bone flute | 110 | 40 | 2-handed flute | +11 Spooky Damage |
Grimacite gat | 150 | 40 | 1-handed gun |
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sack of doorknobs | 110 | 40 | 2-handed sack | |
can of fake snow | 100 | 35 | 1-handed can |
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goulauncher | 100 | 35 | 2-handed crossbow |
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grass whistle | 90 | 35 | 1-handed whistle |
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linoleum crossbow | 100 | 35 | 2-handed crossbow |
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plastic guitar | 100 | 35 | 2-handed guitar |
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prehistoric spear | 100 | 35 | 1-handed throwing spear | 2x Critical Hit Chance |
Cerebral Crossbow | 90 | 30 | 1-handed crossbow |
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magic whistle | 85 | 27 | 1-handed whistle |
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bounty-hunting rifle | 100 | 25 | 2-handed rifle |
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bubble bauble bow | 80 | 25 | 2-handed bow |
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clockwork crossbow | 80 | 25 | 1-handed crossbow | |
frigid hankyū | 80 | 25 | 2-handed bow |
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goblin autoblowgun | 80 | 25 | 2-handed blowgun |
|
lead yo-yo | 80 | 25 | 1-handed yo-yo | |
savory crossbow | 80 | 25 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +4 |
can cannon | 75 | 22 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
ultimate ultimate frisbee | 75 | 22 | 1-handed frisbee |
|
Crimbo ukelele | 80 | 20 | 2-handed guitar | +10% Items from Monsters |
double-barreled sling | 70 | 20 | 1-handed sling |
|
hippy bongo | 70 | 20 | 1-handed drum | +5 Stench Damage |
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 70 | 20 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +5 |
finger cymbals | 65 | 17 | 1-handed cymbals | Maximum MP +20 |
grease gun | 65 | 17 | 1-handed pistol |
|
repeating crossbow | 65 | 17 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
bubblewrap crossbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
cardboard crossbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
dense meat crossbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +3 |
eXtreme meat crossbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +7 |
knob bugle | 60 | 15 | 1-handed horn | Delevels on hit |
ratarang | 60 | 15 | 1-handed boomerang | |
Shagadelic Disco Banjo | 90 | 15 | 2-handed banjo |
|
slightly peevedbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed bow | |
Squeezebox of the Ages | 90 | 15 | 2-handed accordion |
|
styrofoam crossbow | 60 | 15 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
boxing glove on a spring | 55 | 12 | 1-handed club |
|
infernal fife | 55 | 12 | 2-handed flute | +7 Hot Damage |
can of maces | 50 | 10 | 1-handed club |
|
Disco Banjo | 50 | 10 | 2-handed banjo |
|
dripping meat crossbow | 50 | 10 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +2 |
office-supply crossbow | 50 | 10 | 2-handed crossbow |
|
pixel boomerang | 50 | 10 | 1-handed boomerang | +5% Items from Monsters |
Red Rover BB gun | 50 | 10 | 2-handed gun |
|
Rock and Roll Legend | 50 | 10 | 2-handed accordion |
|
tambourine | 50 | 10 | 1-handed drum |
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curdflinger | 45 | 7 | 1-handed crossbow | |
basic meat crossbow | 20 | 5 | 2-handed crossbow | Moxie +1 |
calavera concertina | 40 | 5 | 2-handed accordion |
|
dueling banjo | 40 | 5 | 2-handed banjo |
|
half-sized guitar | 40 | 5 | 2-handed guitar |
|
starchy crossbow | 40 | 5 | 1-handed crossbow | Moxie +3 |
big bass drum | 35 | 2 | 2-handed drum |
|
pocket theremin | 35 | 2 | 2-handed theremin | +4 Spooky Damage |
bone rattle | 30 | None | 1-handed rattle | +4 Spooky Damage |
bottle-rocket crossbow | 100 | None | 1-handed crossbow |
|
cheap plastic blowgun | 25 | None | 1-handed blowgun | 50% chance of poisoning opponent. |
dented harmonica | 20 | None | 1-handed horn | Mysticality +1 |
disco ball | 10 | None | 1-handed disco ball | |
flaming juggler's balls | 100 | None | 1-handed euphemisms |
|
glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 50 | None | 1-handed pistol |
|
out-of-tune biwa | 30 | None | 2-handed guitar | Bonus Ranged Damage +2 |
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow | 100 | None | 1-handed crossbow |
|
slingshot | 20 | None | 2-handed slingshot | |
Spooky Putty ball | 100 | None | 1-handed superball |
|
stolen accordion | 10 | None | 2-handed accordion | Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes) |
stone banjo | 25 | None | 2-handed banjo | Moxie +1 |
sugar shotgun | 100 | None | 1-handed pistol |
|
throwing wrench | 30 | None | 1-handed club | Delevels on hit |
Equipment Lists |
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