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This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them.
This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them.
These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to M. For more, see [[Monster Compendium (N to Z)|Monsters N to Z]].
These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.
 
<TABLE CELLSPACING="0">
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=1335 HaXx0r}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Miner.gif|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)|location=[[Itznotyerzitz Mine]]|drops=[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]], [[miner's helmet]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Miner.gif|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)|location=[[Itznotyerzitz Mine]]|drops=[[miner's helmet]], [[miner's pants]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Foreman.gif|name=7-Foot Dwarf Foreman|location=[[Itznotyerzitz Mine]]|drops=[[miner's pants]], [[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lower_b.gif|name=acid blob|location=[[The Dungeons of Doom]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Whitebat.gif|name=albino bat|location=[[Entryway|The Bat Hole Entryway]]|drops=[[bat guano]], [[batgut]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Agiant.gif|name=Alphabet Giant|location=[[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]|drops=[[heavy D]], [[original G]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Angel.gif|name=Angels of Avalon|location=[[Great Trip]]|drops=[[blue-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=anglerbush}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Angbugbear.gif|name=angry bugbear|location=[[The Bugbear Pens]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=pinata.gif|name=angry piñata|location=[[South of The Border]]|drops=[[pile of candy]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=angry raccoon puppet}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=darkstand.gif|name=animated nightstand (Mahogany)|location=[[The Haunted Bedroom]]|drops=[[old coin purse]], [[old leather wallet]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=nightstand.gif|name=animated nightstand (White)|location=[[The Haunted Bedroom]]|drops=[[grouchy restless spirit]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Smiley.gif|name=Anime Smiley|location=[[The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm]]|drops=[[334 scroll]], [[Tasty Fun Good rice candy]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Annoyfairy.gif|name=annoying spooky gravy fairy|location=[[The Bugbear Pens]]|drops=[[annoying pitchfork]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lizardman.gif|name=apathetic lizardman|location=[[The Daily Dungeon]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Astronomer.gif|name=The Astronomer|location=[[The Hole in the Sky]]|drops=[[star chart]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=axehandle.gif|name=axe handle|location=[[Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[pine tar]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warhipmo.gif|name=Bailey's Beetle|location=[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]|drops=[[green clay bead]], [[floorboard cruft]], [[battered hubcap]], [[communications windchimes]], [[reinforced beaded headband]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Baiowulf.gif|name=Baiowulf|location=[[The Spooky Forest]]|drops=[[Talisman of Baio]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=banshee.gif|name=banshee librarian|location=[[The Haunted Library]]|drops=[[disintegrating quill pen]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bar.gif|name=bar|location=[[The Spooky Forest]]|drops=[[bar skin]], [[barskin hat]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ratsworth.gif|name=Baron Von Ratsworth|location=[[The Typical Tavern Rats|The Typical Tavern]]|drops=[[Baron von Ratsworth's monocle]], [[Baron von Ratsworth's money clip]], [[Baron von Ratsworth's tophat]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ballbat.gif|name=baseball bat|location=[[Guano Junction]]|drops=[[baseball]], [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rudolph-the-Red.gif|name=Bashful, the Reindeer|location=[[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=basicgolem.gif|name=BASIC Elemental|location=[[Menagerie Level 1|Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Batrat.gif|name=batrat|location=[[Batrat and Ratbat Burrow]]|drops=[[bat guano]], [[bat wing]], [[batgut]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=beanbat}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Earbeast.gif|name=The Beast with n Ears|location=[[Fernswarthy's Basement]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Eyebeast.gif|name=The Beast with n Eyes|location=[[Fernswarthy's Basement]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Batter.gif|name=Beer Batter|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warfratbg.gif|name=Beer Bongadier|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[beer bong]], [[beer helmet]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Carpet.gif|name=The Best Carpet Ever|location=[[Mediocre Trip]]|drops=[[purple-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=big creepy spider}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bigmeat.gif|name=Big Meat Golem|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Squid.gif|name=Blooper|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[white pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bobrace.gif|name=Bob Racecar|location=[[The Palindome]]|drops=[[ketchup hound]], [[leather chaps]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bonedragon.gif|name=The Bonerdagon|location=[[The Haert of the Cyrpt]]|drops=[[Skull of the Bonerdagon]], [[Chest of the Bonerdagon]], [[rib of the Bonerdagon]], [[vertebra of the Bonerdagon]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=bookbat.gif|name=bookbat|location=[[The Haunted Library]]|drops=[[tattered scrap of paper]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Booze Giant}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Boss Bat}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Crimonster3.gif|name=bow-making mummy|location=[[The Spooky Fright Factory]]|drops=[[evil googly eye]], [[spooky felt]], [[spooky frank]], [[spooky length of string]], [[spooky stuffing]], [[spooky toy wheel]], [[spooky wooden block]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Cricket.gif|name=Bowling Cricket|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Brainsweeper}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Bread Golem}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Casebat.gif|name=briefcase bat|location=[[Guano Junction]]|drops=[[bat guano]], [[briefcase]], [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=togafrat.gif|name=Brutus, the toga-clad lout|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[white class ring]], [[wreath of laurels]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Binbox.gif|name=bugbear-in-the-box|location=[[The "Fun" House]]|drops=[[box]], [[bugbear beanie]], [[bugbear bungguard]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bugbugbear.gif|name=bugged bugbear|location=[[The Bugbear Pens]]|drops=[[gnoll lips]], [[gnoll teeth]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bulletbill.gif|name=Bullet Bill|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[black pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Sidekick.gif|name=Burly Sidekick|location=[[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]]|drops=[[tiny house]], [[Mohawk wig]], [[cocoa eggshell fragment]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=bishop.gif|name=The Burrowing Bishop|location=[[The Hole in the Sky]]|drops=[[line]], [[star]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=business hippy}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hedgerow.gif|name=Bustle in the Hedgerow|location=[[Great Trip]]|drops=[[green-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Buzzy.gif|name=Buzzy Beetle|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[black pixel]], [[red pixel]], [[white pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=carnivore.gif|name=C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative|location=[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]|drops=[[C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button]], [[green clay bead]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Yamgolem.gif|name=Candied Yam Golem|location=random locations during the [[Feast of Boris]]|drops=[[candied yams]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=dillplant.gif|name=carnivorous dill plant|location=[[The Spectral Pickle Factory]]|drops=[[dill]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=carniv.gif|name=Carnivorous Moxie Weed|location=[[Menagerie Level 2|Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2]]|drops=[[moxie weed]], [[giant moxie weed]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=caveman hippy}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=cavewomyn hippy}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=chalkdust.gif|name=chalkdust wraith|location=[[The Haunted Billiards Room]]|drops=[[handful of hand chalk]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=chatty pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Chowder Golem}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=bathtub.gif|name=claw-foot bathtub|location=[[The Haunted Bathroom]]|drops=[[bottle of Monsieur Bubble]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=cleanly pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=clingy pirate (female)}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=clingy pirate (male)}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colaoff1.gif|name=Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer|location=A Battlefield (in [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Cloaca-Cola]], [[Cloaca-Cola c-rations]], [[Cloaca grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colasol1.gif|name=Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier|location=A Battlefield (in [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Cloaca-Cola]], [[Cloaca grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colasol1.gif|name=Cloaca-Cola Soldier|location=A Battlefield (in [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Cloaca-Cola]], [[Cloaca grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=whiskers.gif|name=cloud of disembodied whiskers|location=[[Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[shaving cream]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=spider2.gif|name=completely different spider|location=[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]|drops=[[spider web]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=confused goth music student}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=2zombies.gif|name=conjoined zmombie|location=[[The Defiled Alcove]]|drops=[[loose teeth]], [[cranberries]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Crimonster2.gif|name=Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time|location=[[The Spooky Fright Factory]]|drops=[[evil googly eye]], [[spooky felt]], [[spooky frank]], [[spooky length of string]], [[spooky stuffing]], [[spooky toy wheel]], [[spooky wooden block]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Fatzombie.gif|name=corpulent zobmie|location=[[The Defiled Alcove]], [[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[loose teeth]], [[cranberries]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=bakula.gif|name=Count Bakula|location=[[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[Talisman of Bakula]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=bastard.gif|name=crazy bastard|location=[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]|drops=[[crazy bastard sword]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=creamy pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Clown.gif|name=creepy clown|location=[[The "Fun" House]]|drops=[[acid-squirting flower]], [[clown shoes]], [[foolscap fool's cap]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy3.gif|name=crusty hippy|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[filthy corduroys]], [[filthy knitted dread sack]], [[windchimes]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy3.gif|name=crusty hippy jewelry maker|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[filthy knitted dread sack]], [[necklace chain]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy3.gif|name=crusty hippy Vegan chef|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[filthy corduroys]], [[filthy knitted dread sack]], [[herbs]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=crusty pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=cubistbull.gif|name=cubist bull|location=[[The Haunted Gallery]]|drops=[[broken sword]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=curmudgeonly pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=dairy goat}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ooze.gif|name=dairy ooze|location=[[The Daily Dungeon]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=chad.gif|name=Danglin' Chad|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[white class ring]], [[Danglin' Chad's loincloth]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lumberjack.gif|name=decent lumberjack|location=[[Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[disbelief suspenders]], [[poutine]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=demonic icebox}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Demoninja}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy2.gif|name=dirty hippy|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots]], [[filthy corduroys]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy2.gif|name=dirty hippy jewelry maker|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[filthy corduroys]], [[hemp string]], [[phat turquoise bead]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy2.gif|name=dirty hippy Vegan chef|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[carob chunks]], [[filthy knitted dread sack]], [[Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Dinbox.gif|name=disease-in-the-box|location=[[The "Fun" House]]|drops=[[box]], [[disease]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rudolph-the-Red.gif|name=Doc, the Reindeer|location=[[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Pede.gif|name=dodecapede|location=[[The Daily Dungeon]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rudolph-the-Red.gif|name=Dopey, the Reindeer|location=[[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Doughbat.gif|name=doughbat|location=[[Guano Junction]]|drops=[[wad of dough]], [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Drabbard.gif|name=Drab Bard|location=[[The Palindome]]|drops=[[drab sonata]], [[guitar pick]], [[olive]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=drunk goat}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=hobo.gif|name=drunken half-orc hobo|location=[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]|drops=[[moxie weed]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[dirty hobo gloves]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rat.gif|name=drunken rat|location=[[The Typical Tavern Rats|The Typical Tavern]]|drops=[[rat whisker]], [[rat appendix]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Zomhobo.gif|name=drunken zombie half-orc hobo|location=[[Market Square, 28 Days Later]]|drops=[[dirty hobo gloves]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]], [[zombie pineal gland]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colaoff2.gif|name=Dyspepsi-Cola General|location=[[A Battlefield]] (in [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Dyspepsi-Cola]], [[Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations]], [[Dyspepsi grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colasol2.gif|name=Dyspepsi-Cola Knight|location=[[A Battlefield]] (in [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Dyspepsi-Cola]], [[Dyspepsi grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Colasol2.gif|name=Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier|location=[[A Battlefield]] (in [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]])|drops=[[Dyspepsi-Cola]], [[Dyspepsi grenade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Elders.gif|name=Elders of the Gentle Race|location=[[Great Trip]]|drops=[[purple-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Submarine.gif|name=Electron Submarine|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warfratbg2.gif|name=Elite Beer Bongadier|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[beer bong]], [[distressed denim pants]], [[PADL Phone]]]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Skinyeti.gif|name=Emaciated Knott Yeti|location=[[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]|drops=[[broken cellular phone]], [[yeti fur]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=armor.gif|name=empty suit of armor|location=[[The Haunted Gallery]]|drops=[[antique greaves]], [[antique helmet]], [[antique shield]], [[antique spear]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Cow.gif|name=Enraged Cow|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Evilolive.gif|name=Evil Olive|location=[[The Palindome]]|drops=[[bottle of gin]], [[jumbo olive]], [[olive]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=eXtreme cross-country hippy}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=eXtreme Orcish snowboarder}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=eXtreme Sports Orcs}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Fallen Archfiend}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Jewels.gif|name=The Family Jewels|location=[[The Hole in the Sky]]|drops=[[star]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Manyeyes.gif|name=Feeling That You're Being Watched|location=[[Mediocre Trip]]|drops=[[pink-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=felonia.gif|name=Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|location=[[The Spooky Gravy Barrow]]|drops=[[spooky bicycle chain]], [[spooky cosmetics bag]], [[miniature carton of clove cigarettes]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Finger.gif|name=Fickle Finger of F8|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=fiendish can of asparagus}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=asparagus.gif|name=fiendish zombie can of asparagus|location=[[Market Square, 28 Days Later]]|drops=[[stalk of asparagus]], [[asparagus knife]], [[razor-sharp can lid]], [[zombie pineal gland]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy1.gif|name=filthy hippy|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[decorative fountain]], [[patchouli incense stick]], [[tambourine bells]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy1.gif|name=filthy hippy jewelry maker|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[phat turquoise bead]], [[piercing post]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hippy1.gif|name=filthy hippy Vegan chef|location=[[The Hippy Camp]]|drops=[[tambourine bells]], [[wad of tofu]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=flame-broiled meat blob}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Samurai.gif|name=Flaming Samurai|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Flametroll.gif|name=Flaming Troll|location=[[The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm]]|drops=[[Trollhouse cookies]], [[flaming talons]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=caveelf3.gif|name=flint-scraping cave elf|location=[[Simple Tool-Making Cave]]|drops=[[big leaf]], [[rock]], [[stick]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=horstray.gif|name=floating platter of hors d'oeuvres|location=[[The Haunted Ballroom]]|drops=[[dehydrated caviar]], [[desiccated apricot]], [[flute of flat champagne]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Stabbats.gif|name=Flock of Stab-bats|location=[[The Palindome]]|drops=[[batgut]], [[bat wing]], [[batblade]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=fluffy bunny}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=forspirit.gif|name=forest spirit|location=[[Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[forest tears]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=frog}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Fruitgolem.gif|name=Fruit Golem|location=[[Menagerie Level 1|Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1]]|drops=[[orange]], [[cherry]], [[lime]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Fgiant.gif|name=Furry Giant|location=[[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]|drops=[[furry fur]], [[disturbing fanfic]], [[wolf mask]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=G imp}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Biglihc.gif|name=gargantulihc|location=[[The Defiled Niche]]|drops=[[lihc eye]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Angel.gif|name=Gathering of Angels?|location=[[Great Trip]]|drops=[[orange-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=gaudy pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Thinghuol.gif|name=gaunt ghuol|location=[[The Defiled Cranny]], [[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[ghuol ears]], [[ghuol egg]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=phantom.gif|name=ghastly organist|location=[[The Haunted Ballroom]]|drops=[[opera mask]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ghostminer.gif|name=ghost miner|location=[[The Knob Shaft]]|drops=[[bubblewrap ore]], [[cardboard ore]], [[styrofoam ore]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Fernghost.gif|name=the Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather|location=[[Fernswarthy's Basement]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=worker.gif|name=ghostly pickle factory worker|location=[[The Spectral Pickle Factory]]|drops=[[ghost cucumber]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ghoul.gif|name=ghuol|location=[[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[ghuol ears]], [[ghuol egg]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Globe.gif|name=Giant Desktop Globe|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=giant giant giant centipede}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=moth.gif|name=giant giant moth|location=[[The Daily Dungeon]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Tweezers.gif|name=giant pair of tweezers|location=[[Fernswarthy's Tower]]|drops=None}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bigskel.gif|name=giant skeelton|location=[[The Defiled Nook]]|drops=[[skeleton bone]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Crimonster5.gif|name=gift-wrapping vampire|location=[[The Spooky Fright Factory]]|drops=[[evil googly eye]], [[spooky felt]], [[spooky frank]], [[spooky length of string]], [[spooky stuffing]], [[spooky toy wheel]], [[spooky wooden block]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=juiceglass.gif|name=Glass of Orange Juice|location=[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]|drops=[[green clay bead]], [[orange peel hat]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=fatghuol.gif|name=gluttonous ghuol|location=[[The Defiled Cranny]], [[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[ghuol ears]], [[ghuol egg]], [[ghuol guolash]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnarlgnome.gif|name=gnarly gnome|location=[[Thugnderdome]]|drops=[[clockwork key]], [[flange]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnasgnome.gif|name=gnasty gnome|location=[[Thugnderdome]]|drops=[[clockwork key]], [[flange]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnefgnome.gif|name=gnefarious gnome|location=[[Thugnderdome]]|drops=[[sprocket]], [[cog]], [[flange]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollbody.gif|name=Gnollish Bodybuilder|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[gnoll lips]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnolldress.gif|name=Gnollish Crossdresser|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[frilly shirt]], [[frilly skirt]], [[maiden wig]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollswat.gif|name=Gnollish Flyslayer|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[gnoll lips]], [[Gnollish flyswatter]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollgear.gif|name=Gnollish Gearhead|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll lips]], [[Gnollish toolbox]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollchef.gif|name=Gnollish Piebaker|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[wad of dough]], [[skewer]], [[Gnollish pie tin]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Plunger.gif|name=Gnollish Plungermaster|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[gnoll lips]], [[Gnollish plunger]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollmage.gif|name=Gnollish Sorceress|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[gnoll lips]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnolltires.gif|name=Gnollish Tirejuggler|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[gnoll teeth]], [[gnoll lips]], [[tires]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnollchef.gif|name=Gnollish War Chef|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[skewer]], [[Knoll mushroom]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnomester.gif|name=Gnomester Blomester|location=[[Thugnderdome]]|drops=[[cog]], [[spring]], [[flange]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Gnugnome.gif|name=gnu jack gnome|location=[[Thugnderdome]]|drops=[[spring]], [[sprocket]], [[flange]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Goomba.gif|name=Goomba|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[black pixel]], [[red pixel]], [[white pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Ggiant.gif|name=Goth Giant|location=[[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]|drops=[[thin black candle]], [[awful poetry journal]], [[Warm Subject gift certificate]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Seal.gif|name=Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal|location=[[The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave]]|drops=[[Scalp of Gorgolok]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=grass.gif|name=Grass Elemental|location=[[Menagerie Level 2|Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=grassy pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rober.gif|name=grave rober|location=[[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[dead guy's watch]], [[coffin lid]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Zomshovel.gif|name=grave rober zmobie|location=[[The Defiled Alcove]], [[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[loose teeth]], [[grave robbing shovel]], [[dead guy's watch|dead guy's watch]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warhipgr.gif|name=Green Ops Soldier|location=[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]|drops=[[communications windchimes]], [[gas balloon]], [[green clay bead]], [[green smoke bomb]], [[henna face paint]], [[purple clay bead]], [[round green sunglasses]], [[water pipe bomb]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=gritty pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=groovy pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rudolph-the-Red.gif|name=Grumpy, the Reindeer|location=[[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]|drops=None}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=grungy pirate}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Haiku2.gif|name=Guard Bugbear|location=[[Degrassi Knoll]]|drops=[[bugbear bungguard]], [[bugbear beanie]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=gothic.gif|name=guy with a pitchfork, and his wife|location=[[The Haunted Gallery]]|drops=[[pitchfork]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=mariachi1.gif|name=handsome mariachi|location=[[South of The Border]]|drops=[[handsomeness potion]], [[bottle of tequila]], [[chorizo taco]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Rudolph-the-Red.gif|name=Happy, the Reindeer|location=[[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]|drops=None}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warfratar2.gif|name=Heavy Kegtank|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[meat engine]], [[PADL Phone]], [[sake bomb]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Hellion}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Snakes.gif|name=Higher Plane Serpents|location=[[Great Trip]]|drops=[[pink-frosted astral cupcake]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=hockeyelem.gif|name=hockey elemental|location=[[Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[Hockey stick of furious angry rage]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hooded.gif|name=The Hooded Warrior|location=[[The Hole in the Sky]]|drops=[[star]], [[line]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Bigghuol.gif|name=huge ghuol|location=[[The Defiled Cranny]]|drops=[[ghuol ears]], [[ghuol egg]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=hobo.gif|name=hung-over half-orc hobo|location=[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]|drops=[[Mad Train wine]], [[dirty hobo gloves]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=caveelf2.gif|name=hunter-gatherer cave elf|location=[[Simple Tool-Making Cave]]|drops=[[big leaf]], [[tooth]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Hypnotist of Hey Deze}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Icecube.gif|name=Ice Cube|location=[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Sorceress's Tower]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=infinite meat bug}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=mariachi2.gif|name=irate mariachi|location=[[South of The Border]]|drops=[[irate sombrero]], [[Mariachi G-string]], [[bottle of tequila]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Encount.gif|name=Irritating Series of Random Encounters|location=[[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]]|drops=[[tiny house]], [[soft green echo eyedrop antidote]], [[cocoa eggshell fragment]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Thejunk.gif|name=The Junk|location=[[The Hole in the Sky]]|drops=[[star]], [[line]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Keese.gif|name=Keese|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[blue pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=borgelf1.gif|name=Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot|<s>Killer</s> Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot|location=[[The Crimborg Collective Factory]]|drops=[[capacitor relay]], [[carbon nanotube frame]], [[high-resistance ultrapolymer plating]], [[ion grid]], [[Feynman gate]], [[logic synthesizer]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=borgelf4.gif|name=Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot|<s>Killer</s> Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot|location=[[The Crimborg Collective Factory]]|drops=[[capacitor relay]], [[carbon nanotube frame]], [[high-resistance ultrapolymer plating]], [[ion grid]], [[Feynman gate]], [[logic synthesizer]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=borgelf2.gif|name=Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot|<s>Killer</s> Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot|location=[[The Crimborg Collective Factory]]|drops=[[capacitor relay]], [[carbon nanotube frame]], [[high-resistance ultrapolymer plating]], [[ion grid]], [[Feynman gate]], [[logic synthesizer]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=borgelf3.gif|name=Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot|<s>Killer</s> Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot|location=[[The Crimborg Collective Factory]]|drops=[[capacitor relay]], [[carbon nanotube frame]], [[high-resistance ultrapolymer plating]], [[ion grid]], [[Feynman gate]], [[logic synthesizer]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=snaknight.gif|name=Knight (Snake)|location=[[The Haunted Gallery]]|drops=[[serpentine sword]], [[snake shield]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=wolfknight.gif|name=Knight (Wolf)|location=[[The Haunted Gallery]]|drops=[[lupine sword]], [[snarling wolf shield]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Knight.gif|name=Knight in White Satin|location=[[Whitey's Grove]]|drops=[[white satin pants]], [[white sword]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Assistant Chef}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Barbecue Team}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Bean Counter|}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Chef}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Goblinaxe.gif|name=Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain|location=[[Kitchens|Cobb's Knob Kitchens]]|drops=[[Knob Goblin elite helm]], [[Knob Goblin elite polearm]], [[Knob Goblin elite pants]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Embezzler}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Harem Girl}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=The Knob Goblin King}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Mad Scientist}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Master Chef}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Mutant.gif|name=Knob Goblin Mutant|location=[[Menagerie Level 1|Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=yeti.gif|name=Knott Yeti|location=[[The Icy Peak]]|drops=[[penguin skin]], [[yeti fur]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Koopa.gif|name=Koopa Troopa|location=[[The Inexplicable Door]]|drops=[[black pixel]], [[green pixel]], [[white pixel]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=L imp}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=N00b.gif|name=Lamz0r N00b|location=[[The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm]]|drops=[[draggin' ball hat]], [[33398 scroll]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lower_k.gif|name=large kobold|location=[[The Dungeons of Doom]]|drops=[[small box]], [[ring of aggravate monster]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Linbox.gif|name=lemon-in-the-box|location=[[The "Fun" House]]|drops=[[box]], [[lemon]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=Lesser Fruit Golem}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lich.gif|name=lihc|location=[[The Misspelled Cemetary]]|drops=[[lihc eye]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lordspooky.gif|name=Lord Spookyraven|location=[[Summoning Chamber]]|drops=[[Eye of Ed]], [[Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lumbersup.gif|name=lumberjack supervisor|location=[[Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[balaclava baklava]], [[balaclava]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lumberjill.gif|name=Lumberjill|location=[[Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[Blatantly Canadian]], [[maple syrup]], [[supportive bra]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lumberjuan.gif|name=Lumberjuan|location=[[Camp Logging Camp]]|drops=[[leaflet]], [[los chinos]], [[wooden axe]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Sauceblob.gif|name=Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob|location=[[The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave]]|drops=[[Ancient Saucehelm]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Madbugbear.gif|name=mad bugbears|location=[[The Bugbear Pens]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=mech.gif|name=MagiMechTech MechaMech|location=[[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]]|drops=[[glowing red eye]], [[photoprotoneutron torpedo]], [[Metallic A]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Hairclog.gif|name=malevolent hair clog|location=[[The Haunted Bathroom]]|drops=[[gob of wet hair]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Tofurkey.gif|name=Malevolent Tofurkey|location=random locations during the [[Feast of Boris]]|drops=[[tofurkey gravy]], [[tofurkey leg]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|name=man-eating plant}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=mariachi3.gif|name=mariachi calavera|location=[[South of The Border]]|drops=[[bottle of tequila]], [[marzipan skull]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Atsign.gif|name=The Master Of Thieves|location=[[The Dungeons of Doom]]|drops=[[Platinum Yendorian Express Card]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Wasp.gif|name=mayonnaise wasp|location=[[The Daily Dungeon]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Beggar.gif|name=me4t begZ0r|location=[[The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm]]|drops=[[meat vortex]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=barrel.gif|name=mimic (Barrel)|location=[[The Barrel full of Barrels]]|drops=none}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=lowerm.gif|name=mimic (Cloak)|location=[[The Dungeons of Doom]]|drops=[[dead mimic]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Lower_h.gif|name=mind flayer|location=[[The Dungeons of Doom]]|drops=[[large box]], [[mind flayer corpse]], [[cornuthaum]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Pengchef.gif|name=Mob Penguin Pasta Chef|location=[[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]|drops=[[delicious noodles]], [[iron pasta spoon]], [[scroll of pasta summoning]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Pengprano.gif|name=Mob Penguin Soprano|location=[[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]|drops=[[mafia aria]], [[Mob Penguin cellular phone]], [[support cummerbund]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=Pengthug.gif|name=Mob Penguin Thug|location=[[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]|drops=[[kneecapping stick]], [[penguin skin]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=warhipar2.gif|name=Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge|location=[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]|drops=[[communications windchimes]], [[gas balloon]], [[didgeridooka]]}}</TD></TR>
 
<TR><TD>{{Monster|img=monty.gif|name=Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV|location=[[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]|drops=[[distressed denim pants]], [[natty blue ascot]], [[white class ring]]}}</TD></TR>
</TABLE>
 
For more, see [[Monster Compendium (N to Z)|Monsters N to Z]].


{{MonsterCompendium}}
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|{{Monster|name=1335 HaXx0r}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=7-Foot Dwarf Foreman}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=A.M.C. gremlin}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=acid blob}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=acoustic electric eel}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=albino bat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Alphabet Giant}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=amateur ninja}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=ambulatory pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=ancient insane monk}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Ancient Mariner}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=ancient protector spirit}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Angels of Avalon}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=anglerbush}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=angry bugbear}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=angry piñata}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=angry poet}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=angry raccoon puppet}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=animated nightstand (Mahogany)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=animated nightstand (White)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Anime Smiley}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=annoying spooky gravy fairy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=antique database server}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=apathetic lizardman}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Arc-Welding Elfborg}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Astronomer}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=axe handle}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Axe Wound (monster)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bad ASCII Art}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bailey's Beetle}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Baiowulf}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=banshee librarian}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bar}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Baron von Ratsworth}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=baseball bat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bashful, the Reindeer}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=BASIC Elemental}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=batrat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=batwinged gremlin}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bazookafish}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=beanbat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Beast with X Ears}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Beast with X Eyes}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Beaver}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=beefy bodyguard bat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Beer Batter}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Beer Bongadier}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bellhop}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=best-selling novelist}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Best Carpet Ever}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=big creepy spider}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Big Meat Golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=The Big Wisniewski}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bizarre construct}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=black adder}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=black cat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Black Knight}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=black panther}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=black pudding (monster)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=black widow}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=blackberry bush}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=blade a-spinning}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Blooper}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=blur}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=boaraffe}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bob Racecar}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bonerdagon}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bookbat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=booth slime}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=booty crab}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Booze Giant}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=borg a-beeping}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Boss Bat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=X Bottles of Beer on a Golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bow-making mummy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bowling Cricket}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Box (monster)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Brainsweeper}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bread Golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=briefcase bat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bronze Chef}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Brutus, the toga-clad lout}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bugbear-in-the-box}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=bugged bugbear}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bullet Bill}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Burly Sidekick}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Burrowing Bishop}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bush}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=business hippy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Bustle in the Hedgerow}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Buzzy Beetle}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=C. H. U. M.}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=C. H. U. M. chieftain}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cactuary}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Camel's Toe}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=can-can dancer}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Candied Yam Golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cargo crab}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=carnivorous dill plant}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Carnivorous Moxie Weed}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=caveman frat boy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=caveman frat pledge}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=caveman hippy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=caveman sorority girl}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cavewomyn hippy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=chalkdust wraith}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=chatty pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Chester}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Chowder Golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=claw-foot bathtub}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cleanly pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=clingy pirate (female)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=clingy pirate (male)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Cloaca-Cola Soldier}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cloud of disembodied whiskers}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=The Clownlord Beelzebozo}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=clubfish}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Cold hobo}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=collapsed mineshaft golem}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=completely different spider}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=concert pianist}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=confused goth music student}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=conjoined zmombie}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=corpulent zobmie}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Count Bakula}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=courtesan}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=crazy bastard}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=creamy pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=creepy clown}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=creepy little girl}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=The Crimbomination (2008)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=crusty hippy}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=crusty hippy jewelry maker}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=crusty hippy Vegan chef}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=crusty pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=cubist bull}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=curmudgeonly pirate}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=dairy goat}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=dairy ooze}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Danglin' Chad}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Darkness (The Sorceress' Tower)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Darkness (Temporary Blindness)}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=death ray in a pear tree}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=Decal-Applying Elfborg}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=decent lumberjack}}
|-
|{{Monster|name=decent white shark}}
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|{{Monster|name=demonic icebox}}
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|{{Monster|name=Demoninja}}
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|{{Monster|name=digital underground dweller}}
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|{{Monster|name=X-dimensional horror}}
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|{{Monster|name=dirty hippy}}
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|{{Monster|name=dirty hippy jewelry maker}}
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|{{Monster|name=dirty hippy Vegan chef}}
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|{{Monster|name=dirty thieving brigand}}
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|{{Monster|name=disease-in-the-box}}
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|{{Monster|name=diving belle}}
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|{{Monster|name=Doc, the Reindeer}}
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|{{Monster|name=dodecapede}}
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|{{Monster|name=Dopey, the Reindeer}}
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|{{Monster|name=doughbat}}
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|{{Monster|name=Dr. Awkward}}
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|{{Monster|name=Drab Bard}}
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|{{Monster|name=drowned sailor}}
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|{{Monster|name=drunk duck}}
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|{{Monster|name=drunk goat}}
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|{{Monster|name=drunken half-orc hobo}}
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|{{Monster|name=drunken rat}}
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|{{Monster|name=drunken zombie half-orc hobo}}
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|{{Monster|name=dwarvish gnome}}
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|{{Monster|name=Dyspepsi-Cola General}}
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|{{Monster|name=Dyspepsi-Cola Knight}}
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|{{Monster|name=Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier}}
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|{{Monster|name=Ed the Undying}}
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|{{Monster|name=El Diablo}}
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|{{Monster|name=Elders of the Gentle Race}}
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|{{Monster|name=Electron Submarine}}
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|{{Monster|name=Elite Beer Bongadier}}
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|{{Monster|name=Emaciated Knott Yeti}}
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|{{Monster|name=empty suit of armor}}
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|{{Monster|name=endangered inflatable white tiger}}
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|{{Monster|name=Enraged Cow}}
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|{{Monster|name=erudite gremlin}}
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|{{Monster|name=Evil Olive}}
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|{{Monster|name=eXtreme cross-country hippy}}
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|{{Monster|name=eXtreme Orcish snowboarder}}
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Latest revision as of 02:31, 17 January 2023

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.

Monster Compendium
1 - E | F - M | N - S | T - Z
1335 HaXx0r

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

 Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola
7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine (semi-rarely)

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
A.M.C. gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
acid blob

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom

 Item Drops: magic whistle
acoustic electric eel

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, eel battery, eel sauce, eel skin
albino bat

 Habitat: Entryway
 Item Drops: batgut, bat guano

 Bounty: pink bat eye
Alphabet Giant

 Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)

 Item Drops: heavy D, original G
amateur ninja

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: bargain flash powder, cheap plastic blowgun, third-hand nunchaku
ambulatory pirate

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards

 Item Drops: black spot, can of Binarrrca
ancient insane monk

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon
 Item Drops: Bash-Ōs cereal, bottle of sake
 Quest Items: haiku challenge map

 Pickpocket: little round pebble
Ancient Mariner

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: Mariner's Friend cough drops
ancient protector spirit

 Habitat: The Hidden City (zone)
 Item Drops: obsidian dagger

 Quest Items: none
Angels of Avalon

 Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)

 Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake
anglerbush

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory
 Item Drops: meat stack

 Bounty: handful of meatberries
angry bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pen

 Item Drops: None
angry piñata

 Habitat: South of The Border

 Item Drops: pile of candy
angry poet

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: honey-dew, white Xanadian
angry raccoon puppet

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)

 Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing
animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)
 Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet

 Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop)
animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)

 Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit
Anime Smiley

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
 Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy

 Pickpocket: caret
annoying spooky gravy fairy

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pen

 Item Drops: annoying pitchfork
antique database server

 Habitat: A Pile of Old Servers

 Item Drops: corrupted data, squirming egg sac
apathetic lizardman

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: flavorless gruel
Arc-Welding Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
Astronomer

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky
 Item Drops: star chart

 Bounty: sticky stardust
axe handle

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: pine tar
Axe Wound

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
Bad ASCII Art

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (While Lucky!)

 Item Drops: ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll
Bailey's Beetle

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead
Baiowulf

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Baio
banshee librarian

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, killing jar
bar

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest

 Item Drops: bar skin
Baron von Ratsworth

 Habitat: Tavern Cellar: If it's Tiny, is it Still a Mansion?

 Item Drops: Baron von Ratsworth's monocle or Baron von Ratsworth's money clip or Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
baseball bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Bashful, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)

 Item Drops: None
BASIC Elemental

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1

 Item Drops: GOTO
batrat

 Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow

 Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit
batwinged gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
bazookafish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: bazookafish bubble gum, bazookafish bubble gum, dull fish scale, fish bazooka
beanbat

 Habitat: Beanbat Chamber
 Item Drops: enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit

 Bounty: bean-shaped rock
Beast with X Ears

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
Beast with X Eyes

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
Beaver

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
beefy bodyguard bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair

 Item Drops: None
Beer Batter

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
bellhop

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bellhop bell
best-selling novelist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Best Carpet Ever

 Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
big creepy spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)
 Item Drops: spider web, spider web

 Bounty: drop of filthy ichor
Big Meat Golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
The Big Wisniewski

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Wartime)

 Item Drops: solid gold bowling ball
bizarre construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
black adder

 Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)
 Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin

 Quest Items: sunken eyes, bird brain
black cat

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bottle of black cat tonic
Black Knight

 Habitat: The Black Forest (OLD)

 Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword
black panther

 Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)
 Item Drops: Black No. 2
 Bounty: black eye

 Quest Items: broken wings, busted wings
black pudding

 Habitat: 35% chance to encounter when eating black pudding

 Item Drops: black pudding, black pudding
black widow

 Habitat: The Black Forest, The Black Forest (OLD)

 Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket
blackberry bush

 Habitat: You Found Your Thrill, The Black Forest (OLD)

 Item Drops: blackberry, blackberry, blackberry
blade a-spinning

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: sawblade fragment, sawblade fragment
Blooper

 Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)

 Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel
blur

 Habitat: The Oasis
 Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond

 Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual
boaraffe

 Habitat: The Hidden Park, The Hidden City (zone)

 Item Drops: long pork
Bob Racecar

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)
 Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team)

 Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog
Bonerdagon

 Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt: The Haert of Darkness
 Item Drops: rib of the Bonerdagon or vertebra of the Bonerdagon

 Quest Items: skull of the Bonerdagon, chest of the Bonerdagon
bookbat

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper
booth slime

 Habitat: The Convention Hall Lobby

 Item Drops: vial of blue slime
booty crab

 Habitat: after using Cap'm Caronch's Map
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
Booze Giant

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine
borg a-beeping

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: vibrating cyborg knife
Boss Bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair

 Item Drops: dense meat stack, batskin belt, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling
X Bottles of Beer on a Golem

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
bow-making mummy

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
Bowling Cricket

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Box

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, line
Brainsweeper

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: disembodied brain
Bread Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: wad of dough
briefcase bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction
 Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit

 Bounty: important bat file
Bronze Chef

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Brutus, the toga-clad lout

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, wreath of laurels, white class ring
bugbear-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard
bugged bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pen
 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

 Pickpocket: software glitch
Bullet Bill

 Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)

 Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel
Burly Sidekick

 Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

 Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house
Burrowing Bishop

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
Bush

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: star, star, star
business hippy

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant

 Quest Items: massive bag of catnip
Bustle in the Hedgerow

 Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)

 Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake
Buzzy Beetle

 Habitat: The Fungus Plains, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)

 Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel
C. H. U. M.

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
 Item Drops: bottle of sewage schnapps, C.H.U.M. lantern, C.H.U.M. knife, sewer nuggets

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
C. H. U. M. chieftain

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely)
 Item Drops: sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead
cactuary

 Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

 Item Drops: bit-o-cactus, cactus fruit, giant cactus quill, handful of sand
Camel's Toe

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star, star
can-can dancer

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: can-can-in-a-can
Candied Yam Golem

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris

 Item Drops: yam candy (below level 5), candied yams (level 5 and above)
cargo crab

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: imitation crab crate
carnivorous dill plant

 Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory

 Item Drops: dill, dill
Carnivorous Moxie Weed

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2

 Item Drops: giant moxie weed, giant moxie weed, moxie weed
caveman frat boy

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
caveman frat pledge

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
caveman hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
caveman sorority girl

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: cup of primitive beer
cavewomyn hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
chalkdust wraith

 Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room

 Item Drops: handful of hand chalk
chatty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: None
Chester

 Habitat: The Purple Light District: Van, Damn

 Item Drops: Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship
Chowder Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: None
claw-foot bathtub

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom
 Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble, fancy bath salts

 Bounty: rusty tap handle
cleanly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste

 Quest Items: rigging shampoo
clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade
Cloaca-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)
 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
cloud of disembodied whiskers

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: shaving cream
The Clownlord Beelzebozo

 Habitat: The "Fun" House: Lurking at the Threshold
 Item Drops: None
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Quest Items: turtle chain (Turtle Tamer only), distilled seal blood (Seal Clubber only), Peppercorns of Power (Sauceror only), high-octane olive oil (Pastamancer only), golden reeds (Accordion Thief only), vial of mojo (Disco Bandit only)
clubfish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, fish stick
Cold hobo

 Habitat: Exposure Esplanade

 Item Drops: Blizzards I Have Died In, freezin' bindle, frigid air mattress, hobo nickel, Maxing, Relaxing
collapsed mineshaft golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
completely different spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)

 Item Drops: spider web, spider web
concert pianist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
confused goth music student

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory

 Item Drops: pocket theremin
conjoined zmombie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth
Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
corpulent zobmie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth
Count Bakula

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely), The VERY Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula
courtesan

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: bottle of realpagne
crazy bastard

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired) (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
creamy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay

 Quest Items: ball polish
creepy clown

 Habitat: The "Fun" House
 Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie
creepy little girl

 Habitat: The Secret Government Laboratory

 Item Drops: delicious candy, cuddly teddy bear, jangly bracelet
The Crimbomination

 Habitat: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

 Item Drops: None
crusty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
crusty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
crusty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
crusty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm
cubist bull

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery
 Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword

 Bounty: non-Euclidean hoof
curmudgeonly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust

 Quest Items: mizzenmast mop
dairy goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese

 Bounty: billy idol
dairy ooze

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: mana curds
Danglin' Chad

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring
darkness

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
darkness

 Habitat: Indeterminate

 Item Drops: Indeterminate
death ray in a pear tree

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: laser-broiled pear
Decal-Applying Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
decent lumberjack

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp
 Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine

 Pickpocket: manly bloomers
decent white shark

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, shark cartilage, shark jumper, shark tooth, shark tooth
demonic icebox

 Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen
 Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin, ancient meat

 Pickpocket: hand grenegg
Demoninja

 Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums

 Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants
digital underground dweller

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
X-Dimensional Horror

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
dirty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
dirty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
dirty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
dirty thieving brigand

 Habitat: The Themthar Hills

 Item Drops: None
disease-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, disease
diving belle

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: comb jelly, diving muff, salinated mint julep, water-polo mitt
Doc, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)

 Item Drops: None
dodecapede

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: clutch of dodecapede eggs
Dopey, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)

 Item Drops: None
doughbat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough
Dr. Awkward

 Habitat: Dr. Awkward's Office
 Item Drops: Drowsy Sword
 Quest Items: Staff of Fats

 Pickpocket: fumble formula
Drab Bard

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)
 Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive

 Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I"
drowned sailor

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: moist sailor's cap, rusty compass, rusty speargun
drunk duck

 Habitat: The Shady Thicket

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, boxed wine, duct tape
drunk goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard

 Bounty: billy idol
drunken half-orc hobo

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)
 Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed
 Bounty: hobo gristle

 Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token
drunken rat

 Habitat: Tavern Cellar
 Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill

 Quest Items: rat whisker
drunken zombie half-orc hobo

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland
dwarvish gnome

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
Dyspepsi-Cola General

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)
 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
Ed the Undying

 Habitat: The Lower Chambers
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Holy MacGuffin
El Diablo

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Elders of the Gentle Race

 Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
Electron Submarine

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Elite Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
emaciated Knott Yeti

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: yeti fur
empty suit of armor

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery

 Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear
endangered inflatable white tiger

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Enraged Cow

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
erudite gremlin

 Habitat: Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Evil Olive

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive
eXtreme cross-country hippy

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
eXtreme Orcish snowboarder

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants
 Bounty: spent handwarmer

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
eXtreme Sports Orcs

 Habitat: Orcish Frat House, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)
 Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee

 Quest Items: hang glider
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