User:VinnyB/Sleaze

Sleaze deals extra damage to enemies with a heat or stench subtype, and negligible damage to sleaze-based monsters.

Sleaze is one of the five main elements that can be found in the Kingdom.

Mechanics

• Sleaze does double damage against monsters with a type of hot or stench.
• Sleaze does a total of 1 damage against monsters with a type of sleaze.
• Sleaze does normal damage against monsters with any other element type.
• Sleaze monters take double damage from cold and spooky attacks.

Damage

Bonus Damage

Situations which check your bonus sleaze damage (X) and/or your bonus damage to sleaze spells (Y):

• One of the clover/SR options at Mob of Protesters clears sqrt(X+Y) protesters, so the entire Mob can be cleared in 4 with +400 [X+Y], or in 3 with +729
• The NS elemental tower test (when sleaze) can be optimized with +100 [X+Y]

(Relevant options available in HC Standard are in green; unrestricted HC, in yellow. Some non-optimal HC options are in gray.)

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Damage Bonus	Spell Damage Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Acquisition
Dreadful Skeleton Suit	Outfit (Hat, Shirt, Pants)	+50	+50	250 Mus, TT	The Unkillable Skeleton's outfit
Frat Warrior Fatigues	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+15		70 Mys, 70 Mox	Dropped in full by many different war frats: 151st Frat (pieces @ 10%), summonable via Numberology 51, makes a good early YR target If faxing or wishing, Orcish Frat Boy Spy (pieces @ 30%) requires a mere +234% item drop to force the full outfit
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Outfit (Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)	+10 (pris)		35 Mox	Requires a total of 50 wumpus hair
Frat Boy Ensemble	Outfit (Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)	+5		20 Mus, 15 Mox	Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
Glad Bag Glad Rags	Outfit (Hat, 2H Weap, Pants)	+5		62 Mus, 62 Mox	Giant Trash Quest rewards outfit
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Outfit (Hat, Pants)	+3			Dropped in full (each @ 20%) by Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Iunion Crown	Hat	3X		Copperhead	June 2020 IOTM Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
				HITS
				Haunted Bedroom
ratty knitted cap	Hat	15	15		Dropped by burnouts (@ 15%, initially) in the NEP
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	Hat	20		35 Mox	Dropped by All-Hallow's Steve, a 1-time (ever) Halloween trick-or-treating monster
grungy bandana	Hat	10		60 Mox	1 of 10 possible items produced after combat when firing off an Arr, M80 from the VIP fireworks shop Or: dropped by grungy pirate (@ 10%) Belowdecks
Unfortunato's foolscap	Hat	10 (pris)		20 Mox	August 2016 IOTM (protonic accelerator pack) content Dropped by the Haunted Wine Cellar ghost
whittled tiara	Hat	5 (pris)			August 2019 IOTM (Distant Woods Getaway Brochure) content Whittled from 5 sticks of firewood
8-billed baseball cap	Hat	5 (pris)		85 Mox	Dropped by broctopus (@ 5%) at The Sunken Party Yacht
stained glass stetson	Hat	5 (pris)		40 Mys	2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
mullet wig	Hat	2		5 Mox	Available in one of the choice noncombats in Whitey's Grove
asshat	Hat	1			Pasting together 2 bum cheeks
Crown of Thrones / Buddy Bjorn	Hat / Back	20		Sausage Golem	May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
				Sleazy Gravy Fairy
oil shell	Back	15		20 Mus, TT	Oil Peak tamed turtle
paraffin poncho	Back	10			2020 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
stained glass serape	Back	5		40 Mox	2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
midriff scrubs	Shirt	10	20	65 Mus	Dropped by pygmy orderlies (@ 5%) in the Hidden Hospital/Bowling Alley
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt	15 (pris)		200 Mus	Speed Hobopolis reward
Ultracolor™ shirt	Shirt	X (pris)		35 Mus	May 2011 IOTM (My Own Pen Pal kit) content X = the number of active effects you have
astral shirt	Shirt	3 (pris)			Valhalla equipment option (10 Karma)
clownskin harness	Shirt	2		15 Mus	Armorcrafted using clown skin
halibut	Weap (2H)	100		85 Mus	Dropped by fisherfish (@ 3%) in The Marinara Trench, once informed by Grandpa Sea Monkee
Chester's bag of candy	Weap (2H)	30		200 Mox, DB	Chester outfit piece
sleazy bindle	Weap (2H)	25		200 Mus	Dropped by sleaze hobos (@ ~.1%) in Hobopolis's PLD
a butt tuba	Weap (2H)	15		57 Mox	Dropped by Bob Racecar in the Palindome
Rain-Doh violet bo	Weap (2H)	11			February 2012 IOTM (can of Rain-Doh) content
giant cheesestick	Weap (2H)		11	45 Mus	Smithed using goat cheese, herbs, and spices
beer-a-pult	Weap (2H)	10		80 Mox	Sold at the wartime Frat House for 50 quarters
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	Weap (2H)	5 (pris)		35 Mus	Crimbo 2012 content
beer-soaked mop	Weap (2H)	3			Dropped by a skeleton with a mop (@ 10%) in the Tavern Brawl
plastic nunchaku	Weap (2H)	3 (pris)		10 Mus	Summon Confiscated Things, sometimes
glistening staff	Weap (2H)	3		15 Mus	Smithed using sleaze powder
poutine pole	Weap (2H)	3		12 Mus	Smithed using poutine and dry noodles
tin drum	Weap (2H)	3 (pris)			Multi-using 16 fancy tin beer cans
autocalliope	Weap (2H)	2 (pris)		50 Mox	Using Steal Accordion on Steampunk Giant in the Castle TF
buffalo blade	Weap (2H)	2		45 Mus	Smithed using hot wing, herbs, and spices
rubber axe	Weap (2H)	2		5 Mus	Sometimes in the first DD chest
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	Weap (1H)		30	200 Mys, Chefstaff	October 2011 world event content
slime knuckles	Weap (1H)		25	30 Mys	Created using slime globs (1 black, 50 orange, 20 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
unsanitized scalpel	Weap (1H)	25		35 Mus	Dropped by hypocritical medicus (@ 2%?) in the TTT's Roman Forum
grease cannon	Weap (1H)	20		35 Mox	Dropped by Travoltron, fightable at the 70s Volcano Discotheque with 3+ Disco Style
Staff of the Grease Trap	Weap (1H)		20	125 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
Staff of the Scummy Sink	Weap (1H)		20	125 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
Staff of Frozen Lard	Weap (1H)		20	200 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
origami riding crop	Weap (1H)	10			Folded from February 2008 IOTM (naughty origami kit)
Staff of the Greasefire	Weap (1H)		10	20 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
White Dragon Fang	Weap (1H)	9 (pris)		200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
scratch 'n' sniff sword	Weap (1H)1 only	3X (pris)			Sticker Tome (November 2008 IOTM) content X = number of dragon stickers
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	Weap (1H)	5		Chefstaff	December 2013 IOTM (The Smith's Tome) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)			December 2013 IOTM (The Smith's Tome) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
potato pistol	Weap (1H)	5		45 Mox	Smithed using t8r tots, herbs, and spices
club of the five seasons	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		60 Mus	Smithed using a prismatic wad
rainbow crossbow	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		60 Mox
dreadlock whip	Weap (1H)	5		5 Mus	Dropped by caveman hippy (@ 10%) in the bombed Hippy Camp
The Jokester's gun	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		50 Mox	Batfellow content
terra cotta tongs	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		40 Mys	2020 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weap (1H)	4 (pris)			May 2019 IOTM
Orcish frat-paddle	Weap (1H)	4		20 Mus	Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
demon whip	Weap (1H)	3			Smithed using a demon skin
combat fan	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)		67 Mus	Dropped by fan dancer (@ 5%) the The Copperhead Club
grease gun	Weap (1H)	3		17 Mox	Smithed using cardboard ore and a White Citadel burger
Cerebral Crossbow	Weap (1H)	3		30 Mox	Possible outcome from the Violet Fog induced by astral mushrooms
Sword of Dark Omens	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)			1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the final boss of the GameInform Dungeon
obsidian dagger	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)		10 Mus	Formerly dropped by ancient protector spirit
immense cyborg hand	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)		60 Mus	Crimbo 2007 content
cheap plastic bottle opener	Weap (1H)	2			Obsolete SSPD content
Loathing Legion double prism	Weap (1H)	2 (pris)			Folded from January 2011 IOTM (Loathing Legion knife)
wumpus-hair whip	Weap (1H)	2 (pris)			Multi-using 11 wumpus hairs
yohohoyo	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)		65 Mox	Dropped by wacky pirate (@ 5%) on The Poop Deck
deck of lewd playing cards	Off-hand	69	69	22 Mys	Multi-using 52 lewd playing cards, the SR in Hobopolis's PLD
steely marble	Off-hand		65	85 Mys	Tier 9 marble
latte lovers member's mug	Off-hand	25		Orcish Frat House (Verge)	October 2018 IOTM Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
		25		Old Rubee Mine
		20		Old Landfill
		5 (pris)		Haunted Gallery
disturbing fanfic	Off-hand		30	15 Mys	Dropped by Furry Giant (@ 25%) in the Castle BM
17-ball	Off-hand	20 (pris)			UR found in the Billiards Room
4-ball	Off-hand	8	8	15 Mys	Dropped by pooltergeist (@ 3%) in the Billiards Room
complicated device	Off-hand	1 (pris)	11 (pris)	200 Mys	Obtainable from Grandpa Sea Monkey once (ever)
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	Off-hand	10			Crimbo 2012 content
Great Wolf's left paw	Off-hand	10 (pris)		250 Mus, SC	Great Wolf of the Air outfit piece
foon of fleshiness	Off-hand		8	10 Mys	Smithed using foon and sleaze powder
paint palette	Off-hand	8 (pris)		20 Mys	NEP rare drop
orcish stud-finder	Off-hand	5		27 Mys	Dropped by smut orc nailer (@ 5%) in The Orc Chasm
oil lamp	Off-hand	5		45 Mus	Multi-using 9 bubblin' crudes
painted shield	Off-hand	2 (pris)		45 Mus	Armorcrafted using the (tamed) Haunted Gallery turtle
Microplushie: Sororitrate	Off-hand	2			Sometimes summoned with the Thinknerd Grimoire
sebaceous shield	Off-hand	1		2 Mus	Armorcrafted from a bum cheek and the (tamed) SBA turtle
transparent pants	Pants	60	60	200 Mox	Dropped by sleaze ghosts in the Dreadsylvanian Village
Crimbo stockings	Pants	75		75 Mox, DB	Crimbo 2020 content
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Pants	50		250 Mus	Unkillable Skeleton outfit piece
boneana hammock	Pants	20	20	45 Mox	Valhalla revamp content
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Pants	25		75 Mox	Dropped by the frat war hero Danglin' Chad
marble maebari	Pants	20		40 Mus	2019 HC Standard ascension reward for Seal Clubber
troutsers	Pants	11 (pris)			VIP Floundry option
furry skirt	Pants	5		60 Mox	Armorcrafted using furry fur
furry kilt
furry pants
pair of plants	Pants	5 (pris)		15 Mox	Dropped by [[Venus mantrap (rarely) in The Deep Dark Jungle
pygmy briefs	Pants	5		67 Mox	Dropped by pygmy witch lawyer in the Hidden Park/Apartment/Office
wrought-iron waders	Pants	5 (pris)		40 Mox	2017 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4 (pris)		40 Mox	2015 HC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Acc1 only	40		60 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a tawdry amethyst
Mudflap-Girl Necklace			40
soggy elf shoes	Acc1 only	40		20 Mox	Crimbo 2019 content
rainbow pearl ring	Acc1 only	40 (pris)		200 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a rainbow pearl
Juju Mojo Mask, with Gaze of the Trickster God intrinsic	Acc1 only	30		Mask tuned to moxie	July 2010 IOTM Use a combat item or a skill flagged as moxie class while the Mask is untuned
amber aviator shades	Acc1 only	30		85 Mys	Dropped by lounge lizardfish (@ 5%) in The Dive Bar
Chester's Aquarius medallion	Acc1 only		30	200 Mys	Chester non-outfit drop
Jefferson wings	Acc	20		65 Mys	Dropped by Jefferson pilots (@ 5%) in A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
pacifier necklace	Acc1 only	20		60 Mox	Dropped by running man at the Volcano Lair during the DB nemesis quest
Chester's sunglasses	Acc1 only	20		200 Mox	Chester non-outfit drop
Chester's moustache	Acc1 only	20		200 Mox, DB	Chester outfit piece
ghost of a necklace	Acc	8	8	15 Mys	Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her first floor quest
Yuleviathan necklace	Acc1 only	15 (pris)		40 Mys	Crimbo 2019 content
fiberglass fannypack	Acc1 only	15		40 Mys	2018 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
kick-ass kicks	Acc1 only	10		65 Mys	Sold at the wartime Frat House for 15 quarters, and dropped by many war frats
malevolent medallion	Acc1 only	10 (pris)		150 Mys	Smithed from a caustic slime nodule and a slime-covered compass
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Acc1 only	5 (pris)			June 2017 IOTM Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Acc	5			Sometimes found in Spooky Surprise Eggs
bejeweled cufflinks	Acc1 only	3 (pris)		45 Mys	Sometimes drops from VIP Klaw Game
antique nutcracker beard	Acc1 only	3 (pris)		30 Mys	Crimbo 2019 content
tie-dyed fannypack	Acc1 only	2 (pris)		10 Mys	August 2016 IOTM (protonic accelerator pack) content Dropped by the Old Landfill ghost
pirate radio ring	Acc1 only	2 (pris)			Sold in the PR Fun-a-Log for 1,000 FunPoints
reinforced furry underpants	Acc	2			Armorcrafted from a bar skin and the (tamed) Haunted Conservatory turtle
tiny plastic fax machine	Acc	2 (pris)			Crimbo 2010 content
shamanic beads	Acc	1 (pris)		47 Mys	Dropped by swamp beaver shaman in Canadia's Swamp Beaver Territory
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2009 content

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Damage Bonus	Spell Damage Bonus	Source (Type)	Duration	Acquisition
Dirty Pear	x2	x2	DIRT pizza (size 3 food)	Autosell-based	November 2019 IOTM in your Workshed Reliably grants effects whose names begin with a uniquely identifying 4 (or less) letters, corresponding to the pizza ingredients
			Wish	20 turns	September 2017 IOTM
			pear supersucker (potion)	30 turns	Crimbo 2011 content
Bendin' Hell	x2 (pris)	x2 (pris)	Bend Hell (1x/day skill)	1 turn	Skillbook (Hell and How I Bent It, tradable) sold for 20 buffalo dimes at the LT&T (February 2016 IOTM) store Note: Ideal candidate for stone wool's effect-extension!
Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover	100		FIFT pizza (size 3 food)	Autosell-based	See above
			Wish	20 turns	September 2017 IOTM
			Dreadsylvania noncom	100 turns	Village: Estate → Family Plot → "Read some tombstones"
Painted-On Bikini	50	50	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 125 Beach Bucks
Orcmouth	40	40	Mysterious Island iced tea (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed using Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Blood-Gorged	40	40	vial of blood simple syrup (potion)	20 turns	Halloween candy for Count Drunkula's outfit
Shortened	25	50	barrel cracker (size 1 food)	40 turns	September 2015 IOTM (shrine to the Barrel god) content
In a Lather	20 (pris)	40 (pris)	Sockdollager (size 2 booze)	25 turns	Available at the VIP Speakeasy, usable 3x/day
Gutterminded	50		Buttery Knob (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
			Slippery Knob (size 2 booze)	10 turns
			Flaming Knob (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife	50		bag of lard (potion)	10 turns	Whitey's Grove SR
Why So Serious?	25 (pris)	25 (pris)	Jokester makeup (potion)	25 turns	Batfellow content
Slippery Tongue	20	20	extremely slippery nipple (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed from Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Human-Slime Hybrid	20	20	Gene Tonic: Slime (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic	April 2014 IOTM (Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab) workshed content DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Inappropriate Spirit	20	20	Steam-Powered Cheerleader	1 turn	September 2013 IOTM Granted at the beginning of combat, sometimes
Oiled, Slick	15	15	Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day)	50 turns	July 2019 IOTM content
Sleazy Hands	10	20	lotion of sleaziness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using sleaze powder
Hangdog	30		wet dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
The Two-Prong Crown	30		Green Manalishi (size 3 booze)	30 turns	Dropped by fleet woodsman (@ 20%) in the Mob of Protesters
Improprie Tea	30		cuppa Improprie tea (potion)	30 turns	potted tea tree (KoL Con item) content
Yoloswagyoloswag	15	15	Yolo™ chocolates (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for SBB Brogre outfit
Boschface	25 (pris)		Elizabeth's paintbrush (potion)	25 turns	Dropped by Elizabeth Spookyraven at the culmination of her Lights Out Quest (minimum 222 turns, ending in the Gallery)
Lubed	25		seal lube (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by the Infernal Seal (@ 35%) summoned by the figurine found in the Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
Puddingface	20		amok pudding (size 2 food)	20 turns	Dropped by amok putty in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Greased	20		BM adventure	10 turns	Found at The Hole in the Sky, after creating the star key
Takin' It Greasy	15		Grease Up (skill)	10 turns	Skillbook (Now You're Cooking With Grease, tradable) sold for 300 Beach Bucks at SBB's Souvenir Shop
Spoon Boon	5 (pris)	10 (pris)	hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover	50 turns	June 2019 IOTM
Benetton's Medley of Diversity	15 (pris)		(skill)	Accordion-based	Caster must be AT; recipient must be lvl 15
			recording	20 turns	Created by AT post-Nemesis or via the warbear LP-ROM burner workshed
Rainbow Bright	15 (pris)		prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie)	10 turns	Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Greasy Peasy	15		robot grease (potion)	30 turns	Dropped (@ 15%) by robots in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Belch the Rainbow™	X (pris)		Piddles (potion)	10 turns	X = your level (capped at 11) Dropped by Stocking Mimic (December 2009 IOTM) with its bag equipped, sometimes
Voting Booth local initiative	10		Voting Booth, sometimes	All day	November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Slimy Hands	10		Tea Party buff (1x/day) with a 14-char hat	30 turns	VIP Looking Glass content
Slimy Flavor	10		slimy paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Basted	10		BM adventure	10 turns	Found in the Pandamonium Slums, after having obtained the steel margarita
Supafly	10		sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie)	10 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze nuggets Cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (Hot → Cold → Spooky → Stench → Sleaze → Hot)
Video... Games?	5 (pris)	5 (pris)	defective Game Grid token (1x/day)	5 turns	Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food)		In-season path reward for The Source
damage.enh	5 (pris)		Source Terminal enhancement	100 turns (max)	June 2016 IOTM, with file installed
Colorful Gratitude	5 (pris)		cigar box turtle (potion)	15 turns	Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
Elemental Flavor	5 (pris)		elemental paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on an Elemental with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Elemental Mastery	5 (pris)		Buttery Knob (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
			Slippery Knob (size 2 booze)	10 turns
			Flaming Knob (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Ooh, Umami!	5		Eating with Magic Tongue active (from magicberry tablets), sometimes	10 turns	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts (December 2012 IOTM) content
Corona de la Salsa	5 (pris)		Mini-Sauceror, as a lvl 15+ AT	10 turns	June 2013 IOTM
Amorous	5		shingle (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by a Frat Boy (@ 25%) in the Orcish Frat House
			Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (potion)		Halloween candy for duct tape outfit
Sleazy Jellied	5		sleaze jelly (size 1 spleensie)	50 turns	Space Jellyfish (January 2017 IOTM) content
			toast with sleaze jelly (size 1 food)	25 turns	Cooked using toast
Altered Wavelengths	5 (pris)		papier-mochi (potion)	40 turns	Tome of Rad Libs (KoL Con item) content
Powder Power	5 (pris)		sachet of strange powder (size 1 spleensie)	40 turns	FantasyRealm (April 2018 IOTM zone) content
Crudé	5		crude crudités (potion)	10 turns	Halloween candy for bubblin' crude outfit
Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife	5		Elvish delight (potion)	3 turns	Halloween candy for Pork Elf Prizes
Cinco Elementos	X (pris)		Cinco Mayo Lager (size 3 booze)	5 turns	Cinco de Mayo IV content X = turns of effect (capped at 2500)
Sleazy Weapon	3		sleaze nuggets (potion)	5 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 80-175) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze powders
Your Favorite Flavor	3 (pris)		mystery lollipop (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller psychic outfit
Stained	3 (pris)		stained hard candy (potion)	20 turns	Halloween candy for the 2021 HC ascension reward outfit
All Glory To the Toad	2 (pris)		colorful toad (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by pygmy shaman in the Hidden Apartment
Tasting the Rainbow	2 (pris)		rainbow jellybean (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller genie outfit
Cholestoriffic	X	X	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O (potion)	1 turn	X = turns of effect (capped at 100) Halloween candy for Chester's outfit, or (indirectly) for Hodgman's outfit
Frosty the Hitman	0-2		disintegrating sheet music (potion)	10 turns	Probably doesn't count towards checks?
Force of Mayo Be With You	X		Soaking (1x/day) in The Mayo Clinic	20 turns	X = blood mayo level (uncapped) May 2015 IOTM in your Workshed Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML: Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1 Use Mayonex: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given Use Mayo de Mayo™ mayo: +5 (Soaking: +0)
			Mayonex (food additive)	1 turn for each adv the food would have given
			Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion)	5 turns

The following enchantments convert other types of damage to sleaze:

Tuning

Sheepskinned

Flavour of Magic: Spirit of Bacon Grease (Pastamancer spells only)

Sinful Desires (Pastamancer spells only)

Chester's Aquarius medallion (Pastamancer spells only)

Sleazeform

Combat Damage

The following sources directly deal sleaze damage in combat:

Skills/Spells

Offensive Joke: 30-40

Inappropriate Backrub: scales

Grease Lightning: strikes scale like Saucegeyser

The following Pastamancer spells, sometimes (or always, if tuned): Ravioli Shurikens Cannelloni Cannon Stuffed Mortar Shell Weapon of the Pastalord (half)

Sing Along, with SongBoom set to "These Fists Were Made for Punchin'": X (pris), X = LVL

Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Blacklight Bulb installed: scales

Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Party Bulb installed: scales (pris)

Storm of the Scarab, in Ed: scales (pris)

Rainbow, in HR: 6-7 (pris)

Unleash the Greash, from the Takin' It Greasy effect: converts turns of effect to damage

Sleazy Breath, from the effect received when eating sleazy hi mein

Give Your Opponent "The Bird", after using a tasty louse while in Birdform: scales

Chefstaff jiggling: Staff of the Greasefire: 8-12 Staff of Frozen Lard: 30-40 Staff of the Grease Trap: 35-40 Staff of the Scummy Sink: 35-40 The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff: 5X-6X

Utensil Twist, with Hand that Rocks the Ladle equipped: 10-12 (pris)

Paint Job, with paint palette equipped: 8 (pris)

Haggis Kick, with haggis socks equipped: 8-10

Hypnotize Hobo, with Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped, in Hobopolis: 2-3x enemy's remaining HP

Paraffin Prism, with any 2020 SC ascension rewards equipped: scales to paraffin equipped (pris)

Passive Damage

Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn containing: Cuddlefish: 15-30 Cat Burglar: 10-30 Melodramedary: 10-30 Hovering Skull: 15-25 Chauvinist Pig: 15-25 Grouper Groupie: 15-25 Teddy Bear: 15-25 Teddy Borg: 15-25 XO Skeleton: 4-32 Baby Mayonnaise Wasp: 10-20 Howling Balloon Monkey: 10-15 Chocolate Lab: 5-10 Frumious Bandersnatch: 2-4 (pris) Sausage Golem

sleazy bindle: 70-100 on crit

porcelain porkpie: adds a matching sleaze component to PM spells

Mr. Haggis: 4-5

Folder Holder, with rainbow unicorn folder inserted: 10-20 (pris) stinging

groovy prism necklace: 5 (pris) stinging

old school calculator watch: 1-2, sometimes

warbear laser beacon, as a DB: 3 * (1 + Disco Momentum) (pris)

ant hoe: 10-12

grape troll doll: 3-5 after being used in combat

pint of sweat: 10-15 after being used in combat

paint bomb: 5-10 (pris) after being used in combat

The following familiars deal sleaze damage: Feather Boa Constrictor Hippo Ballerina Knob Goblin Organ Grinder Midget Clownfish Mini-Hipster Sleazy Gravy Fairy Mini-PM at level 15+ (pris) Shorter-Order Cook (pris) Mu (pris)

Resistance

Situations which check your sleaze resistance:

• The moxie route for the Orc Chasm's Blech House noncom drops bridge parts that scale with your sleaze res as follows: floor(sqrt(mox/30*(1+sleaze_res*0.69))), max 14

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Resistance Bonus	Prereqs	Acquisition
Ceramic Suit	Outfit (Hat, Back, 1H Weap, Offhand, Pants, Acc)	+5 (pris)	40 Mus, 40 Mys, 40 Mox	2015 HC Standard ascension rewards outfit
Slimesuit	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+3 (pris)	200 Mys, 200 Mox	Mother Slime outfit
Mushroom Masquerade	Outfit (Hat, Offhand, Pants, Acc)	+3 (pris)		mushroom slab foldable outfit
Topiaria	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+2 (pris)		Requires a total of 18 topiary nugglets
Miming Regalia	Outfit (Hat, Shirt, Pants, Acc, Acc)	+2 (pris)		Crimbo 2017 content outfit
Primitive Radio Duds	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+1 (pris)	60 Mys, 60 Mox	Radio KoL content outfit
Iunion Crown	Hat	X	Orc Chasm	June 2020 IOTM Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
			Oil Peak
			Hidden Bowling Alley
orange peel hat	Hat	3 (pris)	85 Mox	Dropped by the frat war hero Glass of Orange Juice
gold crown	Hat	3	60 Mox	GameInform (February 2013 IOTM) content
hardened slime hat	Hat	3 (pris)	200 Mox	Mother Slime outfit piece
oil cap	Hat	2	42 Mox	Multi-using 8 bubblin' crudes
yellow traffic cone	Hat	2	15 Mox	Obsolete SSPD content
helm of the white knight	Hat	1 (pris)	15 Mox
clingfilm cap	Hat	1 (pris)	60 Mox	Multi-using 9 bits of clingfilm
Crown of Thrones / Buddy Bjorn	Hat / Back	2 (pris)	Bad Vibe	May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
			Bulky Buddy Box
			Exotic Parrot
			Holiday Log
			Pet Coral
			Pet Rock
			Toothsome Rock
			Twitching Space Critter
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape	Back	3 (pris)	Set to Vampire Slicer: "Hold Me"	November 2020 IOTM
stained glass serape	Back	3	40 Mox
wicker slicker	Back	3
frozen turtle shell	Back	2	50 Mus, TT	Castle GF tamed turtle
rubber cape	Back	2 (pris)	85 Mys
whatsit-covered turtle shell	Back	1 (pris)	20 Mus, TT	Guano Junction tamed turtle
palm-frond cloak	Back	1 (pris)	75 Mys
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt	5 (pris)	200 Mus
Dragonscale breastplate	Shirt	3 (pris)	40 Mus
shark jumper	Shirt	3 (pris)	85 Mus
conquistador's breastplate	Shirt	2 (pris)
bat-ass leather jacket	Shirt	1 (pris)	77 Mus
gnauga hide vest	Shirt	1 (pris)	25 Mus
Sword of Procedural Generation	Weap (2H)	1-5, maybe	200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (Jick)
Bloodbath	Weap (2H)	2 (pris)	200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
sea-worn candlestick	Weap (1H)	3	50 Mus
teflon spatula	Weap (1H)	3	85 Mys
clown whip	Weap (1H)	2
Dinsey's pizza cutter	Weap (1H)	2	100 Mys
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)		May 2019 IOTM
		+3 (pris)	Daily upgrade
titanium assault umbrella	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)	50 Mus
can of maces	Weap (1H)	1	10 Mox
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Off-hand	5 (pris)	85 Mus
six-rainbow shield	Off-hand	3 (pris)	70 Mus
latte lovers member's mug	Off-hand	3	Road to White Citadel	October 2018 IOTM Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Off-hand	3	100 Mus	The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) drop
standards and practices guide	Off-hand	2	10 Mys	August 2016 IOTM (protonic accelerator pack) content Dropped by the Orc Chasm ghost
battered hubcap	Off-hand	2 (pris)	65 Mus
Loathing Legion pizza stone	Off-hand	1 (pris)		Folded from January 20121 IOTM (Loathing Legion knife)
polyalloy shield	Off-hand	1 (pris)	55 Mus
Shield of Icy Fate	Off-hand	1 (pris)
troutsers	Pants	5 (pris)		VIP Floundry option
Greatest American Pants with Super Structure activated	Pants	5 (pris)
Mayor Ghost's khakis	Pants	5	250 Mys, PM
burning paper jorts	Pants	3
slime waders	Pants	3	30 Mys	Created using slime globs (1 black, 10 orange, 30 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
hardened slime pants	Pants	3 (pris)	200 Mox
The Necbromancer's Shorts	Pants	3	200 Mox
Zombo's grievous greaves	Pants	3	200 Mus, TT
whittled shorts	Pants	2 (pris)
waders	Pants	2 (pris)	30 Mox
Crimbylow-rise jeans	Pants	2 (pris)	15 Mox
turtlemail breeches	Pants	2 (pris)	25 Mox
white satin pants	Pants	2	5 Mox
Vicar's Tutu	Pants	1 (pris)		December 2013 IOTM (The Smith's Tome) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
duct tape dockers	Pants	1 (pris)	82 Mox
dungeoneer's dungarees	Pants	1 (pris)
snailmail breeches	Pants	1 (pris)	67 Mox	Multi-using 5 snailmail bits
Drunkula's silky pants	Pants	1	250 Mys, SA
rainbow pearl earring	Acc1 only	9 (pris)	200 Mys
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Acc1 only	5		June 2017 IOTM Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
Pocket Square of Loathing	Acc1 only	5 (pris)	150 Mys
Treads of Loathing	Acc1 only	5	150 Mus
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Acc1 only	4 (pris)	holographic fractal folder	August 2013 IOTM
plexiglass pinky ring	Acc1 only	3 (pris)	75 Mys
hardened slime belt	Acc1 only	3 (pris)	200 Mys
Ice-Cold Beerring	Acc1 only	3	60 Mys
topiary necktie	Acc	3
Unspeakable Earring	Acc1 only	3	60 Mys
Miming gloves	Acc1 only	3
Frosty's carrot	Acc1 only	3	200 Mys, SC
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	Acc1 only	2
round green sunglasses	Acc1 only	2	80 Mys
psychic's amulet	Acc	1 (pris)	35 Mys
brazen bracelet	Acc	1	65 Mus
cheap elven gloves	Acc	1
disbelief suspenders	Acc	1	10 Mys
round purple sunglasses	Acc1 only	1	70 Mys

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Resistance Bonus	Source (Type)	Duration	Acquisition
Hyperoffended	9
Scariersauce	6
Video... Games?	5 (pris)	defective Game Grid token (1x/day)	5 turns	Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
		bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food)		In-season path reward for The Source
Educated (Sorta)	5
Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	5
Coldfinger	5	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 50 Wal-Mart gift certificates
Conspiratory Eyes	5	Conspiracy™ mascara (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 75 Coins-spiracy
Oiled, Slick	3	Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day)	50 turns	July 2019 IOTM content
Voting Booth local initiative	3	Voting Booth, sometimes	All day	November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Chill Out, Dog	3	chilly dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Scaredy Dog	3	ghost dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Rainbow Bright	3 (pris)	prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie)	10 turns	Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Human-Elemental Hybrid	3	Gene Tonic: Elemental (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic	April 2014 IOTM (Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab) workshed content DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Cupshotten	2
Elemental Saucesphere	2
Oiled-Up	2
Protection from Bad Stuff	2
Red Door Syndrome	2
Scared Stiff	2
Scarysauce	2	(skill)	Saucepan-based	SA Spookyraven skill
Spoon Boon	2 (pris)	hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover	50 turns	June 2019 IOTM
Cold Hands	2	lotion of coldness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using cold powder
Spooky Hands	2	lotion of spookiness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using spooky powder
Spiro Gyro	2 (pris)	programmable turtle	15 turns	Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
World's Shortest Giant	2 (pris)	Red Dwarf (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Elementals by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
		Golden Mean (size 2 booze)	10 turns
		Green Giant (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Slimy Flavor	2	slimy paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Shortened	2	barrel cracker (size 1 food)	40 turns	September 2015 IOTM (shrine to the Barrel god) content
Supafly	2	sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie)	10 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze nuggets Cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (Hot → Cold → Spooky → Stench → Sleaze → Hot)
Scared Stiff	2	BM adventure	10 turns	Found in The Valley of Rof L'm Fao, after having received the facsimile dictionary
Astral Shell	1
Boisterous Oysterous	1	yellow seashell (potion)	20 turns	July 2019 IOTM content
Mushed	1 (pris)	sleeping in a Mushroom House (housing), 1x/day	20 turns	Mushroom Garden (March 2020 IOTM garden) content
Batigue	1 (pris)	BM adventure	10 turns	Found in the Beanbat Chamber, after having opened The Beanstalk
Sleaze-Resistant Trousers	1
Slimed Stomach	1	Good 'n' Slimy (potion)	1 turn	Halloween candy for Slimesuit
Well-Oiled	1
Blessing of the Bird	0-5	Seek out a Bird (10)	Seeded based on path, class, and day
Blessing of your favorite Bird		Visit your Favorite Bird (10)

Bonuses From Other Sources

Effect	Resistance Bonus	Source	Acquisition
Unoffendable	3	Passive skill
Heart of Polyester	2	Passive skill
stained mattress	2	House furnishing
Exotic Parrot	1 (17 lbs), 2 (37 lbs), etc.	Familiar
Mu

Monsters

The following are sleaze monsters and usually deal sleaze damage:

The following are not sleaze monsters but occasionally deal sleaze damage:

Notes

• Sleaze was introduced into the Kingdom on January 31, 2006.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Elemental Resistance
• Elements