Monster Compendium (1 to E)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to M. For more, see Monsters N to Z.

1335 HaXx0r  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola

7-Foot Dwarf  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

7-Foot Dwarf  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

7-Foot Dwarf Foreman  Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine (semi-rarely)  Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants

acid blob  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: magic whistle

albino bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: batgut, bat guano  Bounty: pink bat eye

Alphabet Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: heavy D, original G

Angels of Avalon  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake

anglerbush  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: meat stack  Bounty: handful of meatberries

angry bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: none

angry piñata  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: pile of candy

angry raccoon puppet  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing

animated nightstand  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)  Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet  Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop)

animated nightstand  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)  Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit

Anime Smiley  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy  Pickpocket: caret

annoying spooky gravy fairy  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: annoying pitchfork

apathetic lizardman  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: flavorless gruel

The Astronomer  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star chart

axe handle  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: pine tar

Bailey's Beetle  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead

Baiowulf  Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Talisman of Baio

banshee librarian  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, killing jar

bar  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: bar skin

Baron Von Ratsworth  Habitat: The Typical Tavern  Item Drops: Baron von Ratsworth's monocle, Baron von Ratsworth's money clip, Baron von Ratsworth's tophat

baseball bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit

Bashful, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: none

BASIC Elemental  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: GOTO

batrat  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

beanbat  Habitat: Beanbat Chamber  Item Drops: enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Bounty: bean-shaped rock

The Beast with n Ears  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

The Beast with n Eyes  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

Beer Batter  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Beer Bongadier  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

The Best Carpet Ever  Habitat: Mediocre Trip  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

big creepy spider  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: spider web, spider web  Bounty: drop of filthy ichor

Big Meat Golem  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Blooper  Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel

Bob Racecar  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team)  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog

The Bonerdagon  Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt  Item Drops: Skull of the Bonerdagon, Chest of the Bonerdagon, rib of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon

bookbat  Habitat: The Haunted Library  Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper

Booze Giant  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine

Boss Bat  Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair  Item Drops: dense meat stack, batskin belt, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling

bow-making mummy  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

Bowling Cricket  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Brainsweeper  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: disembodied brain

Bread Golem  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: wad of dough

briefcase bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Bounty: important bat file

Brutus, the toga-clad lout  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, wreath of laurels, white class ring

bugbear-in-the-box  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard

bugged bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth  Pickpocket: software glitch

Bullet Bill  Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel

Burly Sidekick  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house

The Burrowing Bishop  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, star

business hippy  Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant  Quest Items: massive bag of catnip

Bustle in the Hedgerow  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

Buzzy Beetle  Habitat: The Fungus Plains, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel

C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead

Candied Yam Golem  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: yam candy (below level 5), candied yams (level 5 and above)

carnivorous dill plant  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: dill, dill

Carnivorous Moxie Weed  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: giant moxie weed, giant moxie weed, moxie weed

caveman hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)  Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee  Quest Items: Spanish fly

cavewomyn hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)  Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles  Quest Items: Spanish fly

chalkdust wraith  Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room  Item Drops: handful of hand chalk

chatty pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: None

Chowder Golem  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: None

claw-foot bathtub  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble, fancy bath salts  Bounty: rusty tap handle

cleanly pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste  Quest Items: rigging shampoo

clingy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: bit of clingfilm

clingy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: bit of clingfilm

Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade

Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

Cloaca-Cola Soldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)  Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade  Pickpocket: lucky lighter

cloud of disembodied whiskers  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: shaving cream

completely different spider  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: spider web, spider web

confused goth music student  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pocket theremin

conjoined zmombie  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove  Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth

Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

corpulent zobmie  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth

Count Bakula  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely), The VERY Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula

crazy bastard  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired) (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: crazy bastard sword

creamy pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay  Quest Items: ball polish

creepy clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube  Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie

crusty hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty hippy jewelry maker  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty hippy Vegan chef  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

crusty pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm

cubist bull  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword  Bounty: non-Euclidean hoof

curmudgeonly pirate  Habitat: The F'c'le  Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust  Quest Items: mizzenmast mop

dairy goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese  Bounty: billy idol

dairy ooze  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: mana curds

Danglin' Chad  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring

decent lumberjack  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine  Pickpocket: manly bloomers

demonic icebox  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin, ancient meat  Pickpocket: hand grenegg

Demoninja  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants

dirty hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

dirty hippy jewelry maker  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant  Quest Items: Spanish fly

dirty hippy Vegan chef  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix  Quest Items: Spanish fly

disease-in-the-box  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, disease

Doc, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: none

dodecapede  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: clutch of dodecapede eggs

Dopey, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: none

doughbat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough

Drab Bard  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I"

drunk goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard  Bounty: billy idol

drunken half-orc hobo  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed  Bounty: hobo gristle  Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token

drunken rat  Habitat: Tavern Cellar  Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill  Quest Items: rat whisker

drunken zombie half-orc hobo  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland

Dyspepsi-Cola General  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola Knight  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier  Habitat: Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)  Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade  Pickpocket: lucky lighter

Elders of the Gentle Race  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake

Electron Submarine  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Elite Beer Bongadier  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

emaciated Knott Yeti  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: yeti fur

empty suit of armor  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear

Enraged Cow  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Evil Olive  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive

eXtreme cross-country hippy  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda  Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer

eXtreme Orcish snowboarder  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants  Bounty: spent handwarmer  Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer

eXtreme Sports Orcs  Habitat: Orcish Frat House, The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)  Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee  Quest Items: hang glider

Fallen Archfiend  Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: demon skin, evil golden arch, infernal insoles, pink slime  Quest Items: heavy-duty bendy straw

The Family Jewels  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star

Feeling That You're Being Watched  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)  Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake

Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow: On the Verge of a Dirge  Item Drops: spooky bicycle chain, spooky cosmetics bag, miniature carton of clove cigarettes (if Spooky Gravy Fairy is active familiar)

Fickle Finger of F8  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

fiendish can of asparagus  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry, The Haunted Pantry (Retired)  Item Drops: asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid, stalk of asparagus  Bounty: shredded can label

fiendish zombie can of asparagus  Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid, stalk of asparagus, zombie pineal gland

filthy hippy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells  Bounty: greasy dreadlock  Quest Items: Spanish fly

filthy hippy jewelry maker  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling  Bounty: greasy dreadlock  Quest Items: Spanish fly

filthy hippy Vegan chef  Habitat: The Hippy Camp  Item Drops: double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, wad of tofu  Bounty: greasy dreadlock  Quest Items: Spanish fly

flame-broiled meat blob  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry, The Haunted Pantry (Retired)  Item Drops: meat paste, meat paste, meat paste

Flaming Samurai  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

Flaming Troll  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: flaming talons, Trollhouse cookies

flint-scraping cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: rock, stick, stick  Quest Items: big leaf

floating platter of hors d'oeuvres  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom  Item Drops: dehydrated caviar, desiccated apricot, flute of flat champagne, hors d'oeuvre tray

Flock of Stab-bats  Habitat: Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)  Item Drops: bat wing, batblade, batgut

fluffy bunny  Habitat: The Dire Warren  Item Drops: bunny liver

forest spirit  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: forest tears

frog  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: squashed frog

Fruit Golem  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: cherry, lime, orange; grapefruit (when attacking with a certain message)

Furry Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: disturbing fanfic, furry fur, wolf mask

G imp  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: hot wing, Imp Ale, leather mask, Vitamin G pill

gargantulihc  Habitat: The Defiled Niche  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc eye, lihc face

Gathering of Angels?  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake

gaudy pirate  Habitat: Belowdecks  Item Drops: enormous hoop earring, costume sword, gold lamé pants

gaunt ghuol  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, dieting pill

ghastly organist  Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom: Curtains  Item Drops: opera mask

ghost miner  Habitat: The Knob Shaft  Item Drops: bubblewrap ore, bubblewrap ore, cardboard ore, cardboard ore, styrofoam ore, styrofoam ore

the Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

ghostly pickle factory worker  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: ghost cucumber, ghost cucumber

ghuol  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg

Giant Desktop Globe  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

giant giant giant centipede  Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert  Item Drops: centipede eggs, handful of sand, handful of sand

giant giant moth  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: giant giant moth dust

giant pair of tweezers  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Tower (Retired)  Item Drops: None

giant skeelton  Habitat: The Defiled Nook  Item Drops: skeleton bone, skeleton bone, skeleton bone

gift-wrapping vampire  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

Glass of Orange Juice  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, orange peel hat, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead

gluttonous ghuol  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, ghuol guolash, huge spoon

gnarly gnome  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: clockwork key, clockwork key, flange

gnasty gnome  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: clockwork key, clockwork key, flange

gnefarious gnome  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: cog, flange, sprocket

Gnollish Bodybuilder  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: enchanted barbell, gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

Gnollish Crossdresser  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: frilly shirt, frilly skirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig

Gnollish Flyslayer  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, Gnollish flyswatter

Gnollish Gearhead  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Garage, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: gnoll lips, Gnollish toolbox, folder (Knight Writer)  Bounty: oily rag

Gnollish Piebaker  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Bakery, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: Gnollish pie server, Gnollish pie tin, skewer, wad of dough

Gnollish Plungermaster  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, Gnollish plunger  Bounty: broken plunger handle

Gnollish Sorceress  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

Gnollish Tirejuggler  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Garage, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, tires

Gnollish War Chef  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Bakery, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: Gnollish slotted spoon, Knoll mushroom, Knoll mushroom, skewer

Gnomester Blomester  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: cog, flange, spring

gnu jack gnome  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: flange, spring, sprocket

Goomba  Habitat: The Fungus Plains, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel

Goth Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)  Item Drops: awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate

Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Scalp of Gorgolok

Grass Elemental  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: leaf of grass, folder (Ex-Files)

grassy pirate  Habitat: Belowdecks  Item Drops: grassy cutlass

grave rober  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: coffin lid, dead guy's watch, grave robbing shovel

grave rober zmobie  Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: coffin lid, dead guy's watch, loose teeth, rusty grave robbing shovel

Green Ops Soldier  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead

gritty pirate  Habitat: Belowdecks  Item Drops: true grit, keel-haulin' knife

groovy pirate  Habitat: Belowdecks  Item Drops: buoybottoms

Grumpy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

grungy pirate  Habitat: Belowdecks  Item Drops: acoustic guitarrr, grungy bandana, grungy flannel shirt

Guard Bugbear  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Bakery, The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, The Degrassi Knoll Garage, Degrassi Knoll (Retired)  Item Drops: bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard

guy with a pitchfork, and his wife  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery  Item Drops: pitchfork

handsome mariachi  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: bottle of tequila, chorizo taco, handsomeness potion

Happy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005, with Sign)  Item Drops: None

Heavy Kegtank  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: meat engine, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb

Hellion  Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods, Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: hellion cube  Pickpocket: unstable quark

Higher Plane Serpents  Habitat: An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)  Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake

hockey elemental  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: hockey stick of furious angry rage

The Hooded Warrior  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

huge ghuol  Habitat: The Defiled Cranny  Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg

hung-over half-orc hobo  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)  Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed  Bounty: hobo gristle  Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token

hunter-gatherer cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: tooth, tooth  Quest Items: big leaf

Hypnotist of Hey Deze  Habitat: Pandamonium Slums (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: hypnodisk

Ice Cube  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: none

infinite meat bug  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: incredibly dense meat gem

irate mariachi  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: bottle of tequila, half-sized guitar, irate sombrero, mariachi G-string

Irritating Series of Random Encounters  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, tiny house

The Junk  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

Keese  Habitat: Hero's Field, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: blue pixel, blue pixel, blue pixel

Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

knight  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery: Out in the Garden  Item Drops: serpentine sword, snake shield

knight  Habitat: The Haunted Gallery: Out in the Garden  Item Drops: lupine sword, snarling wolf shield

Knight in White Satin  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: white page, white satin pants, white sword, white satin shield  Bounty: white lint

Knob Goblin Assistant Chef  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Haunted Pantry: Trespasser  Item Drops: chef's hat, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs, concentrated cooking

Knob Goblin Barbecue Team  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs  Bounty: bloodstained briquette  Pickpocket: Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce

Knob Goblin Bean Counter  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury  Item Drops: hill of beans, Knob Goblin visor, meat stack, stolen office supplies  Bounty: bundle of receipts

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=Knob Goblin Chef]] Knob Goblin Chef  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Barracks (While Lucky!)  Item Drops: Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm

Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (Retired), Cobb's Knob Harem (Retired)  Item Drops: knob bugle, Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm, Knob Goblin elite shirt

Knob Goblin Embezzler  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (While Lucky!)  Item Drops: Knob Goblin visor, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack  Bounty: bundle of receipts

Knob Goblin Harem Girl  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Harem  Item Drops: disease, finger cymbals, harem girl t-shirt, Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin harem veil

[[File:{{{img}}}|link=The Knob Goblin King]] The Knob Goblin King  Habitat: Unknown  Item Drops: None

Knob Goblin Mad Scientist  Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory  Item Drops: Knob Goblin love potion, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin steroids  Bounty: broken petri dish

Knob Goblin Master Chef  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens  Item Drops: dry noodles, Knob Goblin spatula, Knob mushroom, spices

Knob Goblin Mutant  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1  Item Drops: none

Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist  Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory  Item Drops: bunch of square grapes, Knob Goblin melon baller, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin superseltzer, scrumptious reagent  Quest Items: Cobb's Knob Menagerie key, Subject 37 file  Pickpocket: smudged alchemical recipe

Knott Yeti  Habitat: The Icy Peak  Item Drops: yeti fur

Koopa Troopa  Habitat: The Fungus Plains‎, 8-Bit Realm (Retired)  Item Drops: black pixel, green pixel, white pixel

L imp  Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: cast, flaming crutch, Imp Ale

Lamz0r N00b  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, plastic guitar  Pickpocket: Nardz energy beverage

large kobold  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: ring of aggravate monster, small box  Bounty: worthless piece of yellow glass

lemon-in-the-box  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: box, lemon

Lesser Fruit Golem  Habitat: Tower Ruins  Item Drops: grapefruit, grapes, lemon, orange, strawberry

lihc  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: lihc eye

Lord Spookyraven  Habitat: Summoning Chamber  Item Drops: Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet  Quest Items: Eye of Ed

lumberjack supervisor  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: balaclava, balaclava baklava

lumberjill  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: Blatantly Canadian, maple syrup, supportive bra

lumberjuan  Habitat: Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: leaflet, los chinos, wooden axe

Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Ancient Saucehelm

mad bugbears  Habitat: The Bugbear Pen  Item Drops: none

MagiMechTech MechaMech  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: glowing red eye, metallic A, oversized pizza cutter, photoprotoneutron torpedo, magilaser blastercannon  Bounty: burned-out arcanodiode

malevolent hair clog  Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom  Item Drops: gob of wet hair

Malevolent Tofurkey  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: tofurkey nugget, packet of tofurkey gravy (below level 5); tofurkey gravy, tofurkey leg (level 5 and above)

man-eating plant  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: None

mariachi calavera  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: bottle of tequila, marzipan skull  Bounty: callused fingerbone  Pickpocket: calavera concertina

The Master Of Thieves  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom (ultra-rarely)  Item Drops: Platinum Yendorian Express Card

mayonnaise wasp  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: glob of spoiled mayo

me4t begZ0r  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: meat vortex

mimic (Barrel)  Habitat: The Barrel full of Barrels  Item Drops: none

mimic  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom: Ouch! You bump into a door!  Item Drops: dead mimic  Quest Items: dead mimic

mind flayer  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: cornuthaum, large box, mind flayer corpse

Mob Penguin Pasta Chef  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: delicious noodles, iron pasta spoon, scroll of pasta summoning

Mob Penguin Soprano  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: mafia aria, Mob Penguin cellular phone, support cummerbund

Mob Penguin Thug  Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past  Item Drops: kneecapping stick, penguin skin

Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: communications windchimes, didgeridooka, gas balloon

Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, natty blue ascot, white class ring

For more, see Monsters N to Z.