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{{NeedsContent|June 22, 2014: Please do not make any edits to this page or the other weapons lists. I'm adding the missing weapons and will be bulk replacing the content below and on those pages. Thanks! Foggy}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.


As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]], using Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]], and weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]], using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are [[mysticality weapons]], which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].
As a general rule:
*Weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]] and use Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]].
*Weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]] and use Muscle to calculate hit chance.
*Weapons having a Mysticality requirement are [[mysticality weapons]] and use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].


In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
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! Weapon Type
! Weapon Type
! Notes
! Notes
|-
|[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
|30-60
|250 Muscle
|1-handed claw
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]] outfit
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
|-
|[[Great Wolf's rocket launcher]]
|30-60
|100 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Allows skill [[Fire Rocket]]
|-
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|30-60
|100 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
|[[frying brainpan]]
|23-45
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|
*+40 Damage to Hot Spells
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +200
|-
|[[groping claw]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed claw
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*+30 Spooky Damage
|-
|[[hothammer]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
| +50 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[old dry bone]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed club
| +50 Spooky Damage
|-
|[[remorseless knife]]
|23-45
|200 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
|-
|[[7-inch discus]]
|[[7-inch discus]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
|[[Bloodbath]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[brand new key]]
|[[brand new key]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|[[Byte]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
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*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|[[cozy bazooka]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+20% Meat from Monsters
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
|[[cozy scimitar]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
| 
| 
|-
|[[deep six-shooter]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*+6% chance of Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
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*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[dreadful glove]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed knife-glove
|
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]] outfit*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|20-39
|82 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
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*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|[[FDKOL fire hose]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed hose
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
|[[fire axe]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed axe
| +200 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[fish bazooka]]
|[[fish bazooka]]
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| 
| 
|-
|-
|[[halibut]]
|[[giant turkey leg]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|3-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
|-
|[[Ginsu™]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|[[halibut]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|
|
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|[[Meatcleaver]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|200 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+35% Meat from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
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*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
|-
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|[[Mer-kin dodgeball]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|85 Moxie
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed dodgeball
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|2-handed dragnet
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
|[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|1-handed club
|
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|20-40
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|85 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
|[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed switchblade
|
*+7 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[miniature deck cannon]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed handcannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
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*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
|[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
|20-40
|100 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]] outfit
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
|20-40
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|85 Muscle
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|[[rusty staff]]
|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25
*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
|[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
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*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[slime-covered staff]]
|20-40
|200 Mysticality
|2-handed staff
|
*All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60
*[[Combat Initiative]] -10%
|-
|[[soap knife]]
|20-40
|60 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|None
|-
|-
|[[spooky bindle]]
|[[spooky bindle]]
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*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
|[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
|20-40
|150 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] outfit
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
|-
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
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*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|-
|[[Truthsayer]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[White Dragon Fang]]
|20-40
|200 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*All Attributes +9%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*Regenerate 9-9 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
|-
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|[[beer bong]]
|20-39
|19-38
|82 Muscle
|80 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|1-handed bong
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[beer-a-pult]]
|[[beer-a-pult]]
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*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[beer bong]]
|19-38
|80 Moxie
|1-handed bong
|
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|[[alarm accordion]]
|18-36
|75 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20% (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
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|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|18-36
|75 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|18-36
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[honey dipper]]
|[[honey dipper]]
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|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[toy ray gun]]
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|18-36
|75 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|[[toy ray gun]]
|18-35
|18-35
|72 Moxie
|72 Moxie
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|[[war tongs]]
|18-36
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[ancient ice cream scoop]]
|17-34
|17-34
|66 Muscle
|70 Mysticality
|2-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[charming flute]]
|[[charming flute]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|17-34
|17-34
|70 Muscle
|66 Muscle
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
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*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster HP
*Shows monster HP
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
|17-34
|70 Muscle
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[happiness]]
|[[happiness]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|[[peace accordion]]
|17-34
|70 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
| +12 {{element|Stench}} (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
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|1-handed spear
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[short-handled mop]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed polearm
|
*+10 Stench Damage
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[star crossbow]]
|[[star crossbow]]
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|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|[[accordionoid rocca]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) (AT only)
|-
|[[antique machete]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|[[coal shovel]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|
*Allows skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
|[[creepy-ass club]]
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|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|16-32
|16-31
|65 Moxie
|62 Muscle
|2-handed axe
|3-handed staff
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
|[[giant safety pin]]
|16-32
|16-31
|65 Muscle
|62 Muscle
|2-handed club
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
|[[half-size scalpel]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*Makes you look like a doctor
|-
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
|16-32
|65 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
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*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|16-31
|62 Moxie
|2-handed laser cannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
|[[nasty-ass club]]
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*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
|-
|[[pewter claymore]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|[[pointed stick]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[x-37 gun]]
|16-32
|65 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*Attack damage in a random element
*Can break in combat, damaging player
|-
|-
|[[yohohoyo]]
|[[yohohoyo]]
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*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[x-37 gun]]
|[[a butt tuba]]
|16-32
|15-29
|65 Moxie
|57 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|2-handed horn
|
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Attack damage in a random element
*Can break in combat, damaging player
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|16-31
|62 Muscle
|3-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|16-31
|62 Moxie
|2-handed laser cannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[automatic catapult]]
|[[automatic catapult]]
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|2-handed autopult
|2-handed autopult
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[batblade]]
|15-29
|57 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[candy knife]]
|15-30
|40 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|None
|-
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
|[[club of the five seasons]]
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*All Attributes +3%
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|[[flaming sword]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Never Fumble
|-
|[[giant artisanal rice peeler]]
|15-30
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|15-30
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|60 Muscle
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*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[keel-haulin' knife]]
|15-30
|60 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +17
|-
|-
|[[pipe wrench]]
|[[pipe wrench]]
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
|-
|[[pygmy concertinette]]
|15-30
|60 Moxie
|1-handed accordion
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10 (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
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*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[spectral axe]]
|15-30
|50 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|[[star spatula]]
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*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[a butt tuba]]
|15-29
|57 Moxie
|2-handed horn
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[batblade]]
|15-29
|57 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
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|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +30
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|[[broken sword]]
|14-28
|14-27
|55 Muscle
|52 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
|14-27
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[crowbar]]
|14-28
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|14-28
|55 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|[[ghost accordion]]
|14-28
|14-28
|55 Muscle
|55 Moxie
|3-handed sword
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*+5 Spooky Damage
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*+15% Booze Drops from Monsters (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|[[hairy staff]]
|14-28
|14-27
|55 Mysticality
|45 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed staff
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|
|-
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|[[silver paté knife]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|14-28
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|55 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| +5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|14-27
|52 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
|14-27
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|14-27
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|[[ram-battering staff]]
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|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|14-27
|14-28
|45 Muscle
|55 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|3-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|14-28
|55 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[silver paté knife]]
|14-28
|55 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
| +5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|14-27
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
|14-27
|14-27
|52 Moxie
|52 Moxie
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*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[autocalliope]]
|13-26
|50 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|[[Prismatic Damage]] +2 (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
|[[bad-ass club]]
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*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[hot cross bow]]
|[[beaver spear]]
|13-26
|13-25
|45 Moxie
|47 Muscle
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|13-26
|13-25
|50 Moxie
|25 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|13-26
|50 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|13-25
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
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*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
|[[hand-carved bokken]]
|13-25
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|30 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|[[hand-carved bow]]
|13-25
|13-26
|47 Muscle
|30 Moxie
|1-handed spear
|2-handed bow
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|[[hand-carved staff]]
|13-26
|30 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+1)
|-
|-
|[[projectile icemaker]]
|[[hot cross bow]]
|13-25
|13-26
|45 Moxie
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
|[[leechknife]]
|13-25
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|47 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +5
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|13-26
|50 Moxie
|2-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
|[[meatspout staff]]
|13-25
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
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|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[oil pan]]
|13-26
|47 Mysticality
|1-handed saucepan
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
|-
|[[projectile icemaker]]
|13-25
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|[[shuddersword]]
|12-24
|13-25
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[bone and arrows]]
|[[smoldering staff]]
|12-24
|13-25
|45 Moxie
|45 Muscle
|2-handed bow
|2-handed staff
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[bone crusher]]
|[[staph of homophones]]
|12-24
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|13-26
|50 Muscle
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[bone and arrows]]
|12-24
|45 Moxie
|2-handed bow
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[bone crusher]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
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*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
|[[half-melted spoon]]
|12-23
|42 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|[[Jacob's rung]]
|12-24
|45 Mysticality
|1-handed staff
|
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
|12-24
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|45 Muscle
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
|-
|[[non-Euclidean non-accordion]]
|12-23
|42 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15% (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[ocarina of space]]
|[[ocarina of space]]
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*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|12-23
|41 Mysticality
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
|-
|[[potato pistol]]
|[[potato pistol]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[ram stick]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
|[[Ruby Rod]]
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|1-handed rod
|1-handed rod
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
|12-24
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
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|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|[[accordion of Jordion]]
|12-23
|11-21
|41 Mysticality
|37 Moxie
|1-handed sword
|2-handed accordion
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
|-
|[[ram stick]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
*+10% Meat from Monsters (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[haunted paddle-ball]]
|11-22
|40 Moxie
|1-handed flail
|
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+10 Spooky Damage
|-
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[Bonestabber]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
*+10 Spooky Damage
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
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*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|10-20
|10-20
|None
|35 Muscle
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
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|[[giant candy cane]]
|[[giant candy cane]]
|10-20
|10-20
|
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
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*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
|[[ice sickle]]
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*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
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*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
*(SC only)
|-
|-
|[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|[[papier-mâchine gun]]
|10-20
|20 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
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*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|[[right bear arm]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Muscle
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Saucepanic]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
|[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
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*Actual power can vary with player level
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*-1 MP to use Skills
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Has a cool Cadenza
*(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
|[[sharpened spoon]]
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|None
|-
|[[snow shovel]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*All Attributes +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|[[soul knife]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed knife
|Can harm True Mimes
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
|[[soylent staff]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[space needle]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
|-
|[[Space Tourist Phaser]]
|10-20
|35 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|This Phaser is set to Fun
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
|[[spiked femur]]
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*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[steel sword]]
|10-20
|20 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
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*[[Stunning]] on critical
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
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*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|[[tin drum]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed drum
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*+1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|[[tin foil]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|10-20
|10-20
|35 Muscle
|35 Muscle
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*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|[[Trusty]]
|10-20
|None
|2-handed axe
|
*Quest item in AoB run
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
|10-20
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +
x*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
|-
|-
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
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*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
|-
|[[anger blaster]]
|9-17
|30 Moxie
|1-handed forearm replacement
| +10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
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*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|[[debonair deboner]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
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| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[grass whistle]]
|[[doubt cannon]]
|9-18
|9-17
|30 Moxie
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent
*Allows skill [[Doubt Shackles]]
|-
|[[fear condenser]]
|9-17
|30 Moxie
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
*+10 Spooky Damage
*Allows skill [[Fear Vapor]]
|-
|[[foot-long hot daub]]
|9-17
|27 Muscle
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]] outfit*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|[[grass whistle]]
|9-18
|35 Moxie
|35 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed whistle
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|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
|9-17
|27 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
|[[ninja mop]]
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|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|[[pentatonic accordion]]
|9-18
|30 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
| +9 {{element|Cold}} (AT only)
|-
|[[regret hose]]
|9-17
|30 Moxie
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
*Allows skill [[Tear Wave]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|9-17
|8-16
|27 Muscle
|25 Muscle
|1-handed club
|2-handed axe
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
|[[boilgun]]
|9-17
|8-16
|27 Moxie
|25 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*+8 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +10
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|[[bone bandoneon]]
|8-16
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|25 Moxie
|2-handed axe
|2-handed accordion
|
| +7 {{element|Spooky}} (AT only)
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
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*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[can cannon]]
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
|8-15
|23 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
|-
|-
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
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|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
|[[flypaper staff]]
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*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[frigid hankyū]]
|[[frigid hankyu]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|2-handed bow
|
*+6 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[frigid hankyū]]
|8-16
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|25 Moxie
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|1-handed yo-yo
|1-handed yo-yo
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[logging hatchet]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Meteoid ice beam]]
|[[Meteoid ice beam]]
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*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[quantum disintegrator pistol]]
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
| +15% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
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*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|[[squeaky staff]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[can cannon]]
|8-15
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|22 Muscle
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
|[[sword of static]]
|8-15
|8-15
|23 Mysticality
|22 Muscle
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|[[sword of static]]
|8-15
|22 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|[[wiffle-flail]]
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*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
|[[25-meat staff]]
|7-14
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|20 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[accord ion]]
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|1-handed accordion
| +5 {{element|Hot}} (AT only)
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
|7-14
|20 Moxie
|1-handed sling
|1-handed sling
|
|
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*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
|[[finger cymbals]]
|7-14
|7-13
|20 Muscle
|17 Moxie
|2-handed staff
|1-handed cymbals
|&nbsp;
|Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
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*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
|7-14
|20 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*+5 to Familiar Weight
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
|[[grease gun]]
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[hippy bongo]]
|[[hippy bongo]]
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|[[repeating crossbow]]
|7-14
|19 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|[[finger cymbals]]
|7-13
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|17 Moxie
|1-handed cymbals
|2-handed crossbow
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[grease gun]]
|[[slide rule]]
|7-13
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|17 Muscle
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|7-14
|19 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|[[accordion file]]
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[repeating crossbow]]
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|7-13
|6-11
|17 Moxie
|12 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO sword]]
|[[BRICKO sword]]
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|3-handed spear
|3-handed spear
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[infernal fife]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|2-handed flute
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[knob bugle]]
|[[knob bugle]]
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|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|-
|[[ratarang]]
|[[poutine pole]]
|6-11
|12 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[ratarang]]
|6-12
|6-12
|15 Moxie
|15 Moxie
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|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[infernal fife]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|2-handed flute
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|6-11
|12 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
|-
|-
|[[blammer]]
|[[bal-musette accordion]]
|5-10
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
| +4 [[Extra PvP fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped (AT only)
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
|5-9
|7 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|
|
|1-handed club
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*3x chance of Critical Hit
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|[[blammer]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed club
|
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
|-
|[[blunt icepick]]
|[[blunt icepick]]
|5-10
|5-10
|
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+15 Cold Damage
*+15 Cold Damage
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|[[boot knife]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
|None
|-
|[[butterfly knife]]
|5-10
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|10 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
|[[Cajun accordion]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +15 (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[can of maces]]
|[[can of maces]]
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|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|5-10
|5-10
|
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Weapon Damage +20
|Weapon Damage +20
|-
|-
|[[Disco Banjo]]
|[[curdflinger]]
|5-10
|5-9
|7 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|[[deathchucks]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[Disco Banjo]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|10 Moxie
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed banjo
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|[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|5-10
|5-10
|
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Maximum MP +30
|Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[gift-a-pult]]
|[[gift-a-pult]]
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*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*Super Accurate!
*Super Accurate!
|-
|[[guancertina]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
| +4 {{element|Stench}} (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[Hammerus]]
|[[Hammerus]]
|5-10
|5-10
|
|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[iron dagger]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
*+5% Item drops from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
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|1-handed yo-yo
|1-handed yo-yo
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[quirky accordion]]
|5-10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5 to [[Monster Level]] (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
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*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|[[Skipper's accordion]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10% Pickpocket Chance
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15% (AT only)
|-
|-
|[[sucker tachi]]
|[[sucker tachi]]
|5-10
|5-10
|
|None
|1-handed weapon
|1-handed weapon
|Weapon Damage +10
|Weapon Damage +10
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|1-handed drum
|1-handed drum
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
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|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
|[[big bass drum]]
|5-9
|4-7
|7 Mysticality
|2 Moxie
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed drum
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
|-
|[[curdflinger]]
|5-9
|7 Moxie
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[calavera concertina]]
|[[calavera concertina]]
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*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|[[dreadlock whip]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[half-sized guitar]]
|[[half-sized guitar]]
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|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|[[jack flapper]]
|4-8
|4-7
|None
|2 Mysticality
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[mama's squeezebox]]
|4-8
|5 Moxie
|2-handed accordion
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3 (AT only)
|-
|[[pocket theremin]]
|4-7
|2 Moxie
|2-handed theremin
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|4-8
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
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|2-handed axe
|2-handed axe
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[sealhide whip]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed whip
| +25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[starchy crossbow]]
|[[starchy crossbow]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[weighted paperclip chain]]
|4-8
|None
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
|-
|[[white sword]]
|[[white sword]]
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|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|-
|[[big bass drum]]
|[[baritone accordion]]
|4-7
|3-6
|2 Moxie
|None
|2-handed drum
|2-handed accordion
|Regenerate 2-4 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure (AT only)
|-
|[[Barney's rake]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+3 Spooky Damage
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|[[bat whip]]
|4-7
|3-6
|2 Muscle
|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed whip
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|[[beer-soaked mop]]
|4-7
|3-6
|2 Muscle
|None
|1-handed club
|2-handed polearm
|&nbsp;
| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|[[bone rattle]]
|4-7
|3-6
|2 Muscle
|None
|1-handed spear
|1-handed rattle
|&nbsp;
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[jack flapper]]
|[[cardboard katana]]
|4-7
|3-6
|2 Mysticality
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[pocket theremin]]
|4-7
|2 Moxie
|2-handed theremin
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[sealhide whip]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|1-handed whip
| +25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[bat whip]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[bone rattle]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed rattle
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
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*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed blowgun
|50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
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|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|-
|[[electric crutch]]
|[[electric crutch]]
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|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed umbrella
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
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|2-handed guitar
|2-handed guitar
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +2
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +2
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[parasitic claw]]
|[[parasitic claw]]
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*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[rubber band gun]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed pistol
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
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|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed banjo
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
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|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
|[[wooden stakes]]
|3-5
|3-5
|None
|None
|1-handed blowgun
|2-handed spear
|50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|[[asparagus knife]]
|3-5
|2-3
|None
|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|3-5
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed banjo
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
|3-5
|None
|2-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
|-
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
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|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
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|2-handed slingshot
|2-handed slingshot
|&nbsp;
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
|2-3
|None
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
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|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[yak whip]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed knife
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|2-3
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
|2-3
|None
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
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*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|[[yak whip]]
|1-2
|2-4
|None
|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
|[[airblaster gun]]
|1-2
|1-2
|None
|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed pistol
|&nbsp;
|Gives skill [[Air Blast]] in combat
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|[[antique accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|None
|-
|[[archaeologing shovel]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed polearm
|Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|[[big stick]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|1-2
|1-2
|None
|None
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|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|[[Staff of Fruit Salad]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
|-
|[[Staff of Holiday Sensations]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*+15 Damage to Cold Spells
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
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*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|[[Staff of Simmering Hatred]]
|1-2
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]] outfit*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*Reduce enemy defense by 10%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|[[Staff of the All-Steak]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Damage Reduction: 15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Staff of the Cozy Fish]]
|1-2
|85 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
|[[Staff of the Cream of the Cream]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|1-2
|1-2
|200 Mysticality
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Electric Range]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
*Regenerate 8-10 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
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*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|[[Staff of the Healthy Breakfast]]
|1-2
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +15
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Recover Some HP
|-
|[[Staff of the Hearty Dinner]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*Damage Reduction: 5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
*Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Light Lunch]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal Some {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Lunch Lady]]
|1-2
|75 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in KOLHS run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]]/[[MP Increasers|MP]] +15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*+25% Food Drops from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
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|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Roaring Hearth]]
|1-2
|250 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +250%
*+40 Damage to Hot Spells
*Regenerate 30-35 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
|[[Staff of the Scummy Sink]]
|1-2
|125 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
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*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
*Regenerate 8-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*Slime Hates It
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|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*Maximum [[MP Increasers|MP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
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|[[Staff of the Staff of Life]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
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*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Maximum [[HP Increasers|HP]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
*Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
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|[[Staff of the Standalone Cheese]]
|1-2
|50 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
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|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
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*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
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|[[toy accordion]]
|1-2
|None
|2-handed accordion
|None
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|[[toy taijijian]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
|None
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|[[twisted-up wet towel]]
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| +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
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|[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
|0-0
|None
|2-handed book
|Lends Power to Your Words
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|[[gnollish nunchaku]]
|N/A
|None
|2-handed flail
|No longer available in game
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|[[turtleslinger]]
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|None
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Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule:

In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:

  • accordion
  • autopult
  • banjo
  • bong
  • boomerang
  • bow
  • can
  • catapult
  • crossbow
  • disco ball
  • euphemisms
  • guitar
  • gun
  • heavy blowgun
  • pistol
  • radio
  • rifle
  • sack
  • sitar
  • slingshot
  • superball
  • throwing spear
  • yo-yo
  • yoyo

Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

Before an update on September 5th, 2012, weapons only had a power listed. The game would calculate damage by rolling for a number between 10% and 20% of the weapon's power. Following this update, damage scores were instead listed directly on the item's page, replacing power.

Name Damage Requirement Weapon Type Notes
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 30-60 100 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Muscle 2-handed sword
frying brainpan 23-45 200 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Maximum MP +200
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • +30 Spooky Damage
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
7-inch discus 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Chester's bag of candy 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed ranged weapon
Coily™ 20-40 200 Moxie 2-handed spring
cozy bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
  • Moxie +15%
  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Makes you a much better diver
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club  
deep six-shooter 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
diabolical crossbow 20-40 150 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed spear
FDKOL fire hose 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed hose +200 Cold Damage
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe +200 Cold Damage
fish bazooka 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed bazooka
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed club
Frosty's snowball sack 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
giant fishhook 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed spear  
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Muscle 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
halibut 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dodgeball 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed dodgeball
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed switchblade
miniature deck cannon 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed handcannon
Mjolnir Jr. 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
PVC staff 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty speargun 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
rusty staff 20-40 85 Mysticality 2-handed staff
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed banjo
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
skate board 20-40 85 Muscle 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
slime-covered speargun 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed pistol
slime-covered staff 20-40 200 Mysticality 2-handed staff
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife None
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed polearm
super-sweet boom box 20-40 75 Moxie 1-handed radio
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
teflon spatula 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
The Trickster's Trikitixa 20-40 60 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Underworld flail 20-40 150 Moxie 2-handed flail
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed flail
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Muscle 2-handed polearm
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Windsor Pan of the Source 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Zim Merman's guitar 20-40 85 Moxie 2-handed guitar Ranged Damage +20
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Muscle 2-handed sword
beer bong 19-38 80 Moxie 1-handed bong
beer-a-pult 19-38 80 Moxie 3-handed catapult
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed club
fire poi 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed flail
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Muscle 2-handed flail
massive sitar 19-38 80 Moxie 2-handed sitar
alarm accordion 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka 18-36 75 Moxie 2-handed heavy blowgun Moxie +9
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
honey dipper 18-35 72 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
lead pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Muscle 2-handed club Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Muscle 2-handed club
toy ray gun 18-35 72 Moxie 1-handed pistol
war tongs 18-36 75 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
ancient ice cream scoop 17-34 70 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +20
charming flute 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed flute
denim axe 17-34 70 Muscle 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Muscle 2-handed sword
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
happiness 17-33 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
peace accordion 17-34 70 Moxie 2-handed accordion +12 Stench Damage (AT only)
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
star crossbow 17-33 67 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +8
star staff 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +8
star sword 17-33 67 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +8
accordionoid rocca 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed accordion Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) (AT only)
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
arse-shooting crossbow 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
coal shovel 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Muscle 3-handed staff
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed axe Weapon Damage +16
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
jungle drum 16-32 65 Moxie 2-handed drum
magilaser blastercannon 16-31 62 Moxie 2-handed laser cannon
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Muscle 2-handed club
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Muscle 2-handed sword Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
x-37 gun 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed yoyo
a butt tuba 15-29 57 Moxie 2-handed horn +15 Sleaze Damage
automatic catapult 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed autopult  
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
C.B.F.G. 15-30 60 Moxie 2-handed rifle
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife None
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
drywall axe 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant artisanal rice peeler 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
giant needle 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed spear Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
Grimacite gat 15-30 40 Moxie 1-handed gun
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
keel-haulin' knife 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +17
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
pygmy concertinette 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed accordion Weapon Damage +10 (AT only)
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Muscle 2-handed sword
rainbow crossbow 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
star spatula 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed violin
acoustic guitarrr 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed guitar +2% Meat from Monsters
armgun 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed machine gun
black kettle drum 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed drum
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
carob cannon 14-27 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
ghost accordion 14-28 55 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • +5 Spooky Damage
  • +15% Booze Drops from Monsters (AT only)
hairy staff 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Muscle 2-handed staff
rave whistle 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed whistle
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Muscle 3-handed sword
silver cheese-slicer 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10%
silver paté knife 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
star boomerang 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
4-dimensional guitar 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed guitar
autocalliope 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed accordion Prismatic Damage +2 (AT only)
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Muscle 2-handed club
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
ga-ga radio 13-25 47 Moxie 2-handed radio
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Muscle 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
hand-carved bow 13-26 30 Moxie 2-handed bow
hand-carved staff 13-26 30 Muscle 2-handed staff
hot cross bow 13-26 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
lucky ball-and-chain 13-26 50 Moxie 2-handed flail  
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
oil pan 13-26 47 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan Mysticality +10%
pitchfork 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +9
projectile icemaker 13-25 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
shuddersword 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
bone and arrows 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed bow +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword
chrome crossbow 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Jacob's rung 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed staff
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
non-Euclidean non-accordion 12-23 42 Moxie 2-handed accordion Combat Initiative +15% (AT only)
ocarina of space 12-24 45 Moxie 2-handed flute
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
potato pistol 12-24 45 Moxie 1-handed pistol
ram stick 12-23 42 Muscle 2-handed staff Moxie +5
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
silver shrimp fork 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Muscle 2-handed sword  
accordion of Jordion 11-21 37 Moxie 2-handed accordion
asbestos crossbow 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bone flute 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed flute +11 Spooky Damage
chrome staff 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed staff
haunted paddle-ball 11-22 40 Moxie 1-handed flail
iron pasta spoon 11-22 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
sack of doorknobs 11-22 40 Moxie 2-handed sack  
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bottle-rocket crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
bounty-hunting rifle 10-20 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bow staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
can of fake snow 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed can
chrome sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls 10-20 None 1-handed euphemisms
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
goulauncher 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
linoleum crossbow 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion double prism 10-20 None 1-handed prism
Loathing Legion flamethrower 10-20 None 2-handed flamethrower
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Muscle 2-handed sword
Moonthril Longbow 10-20 40 Moxie 2-handed bow
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 10-20 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
papier-mâchine gun 10-20 20 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Ranged Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
Periodical Paintbrush 10-20 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
plastic guitar 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed guitar
prehistoric spear 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed throwing spear 2x Critical Hit Chance
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Muscle 3-handed ...weapon
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 10-20 None 2-handed accordion
  • -1 MP to use Skills
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Moxie +X%
  • (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
  • Has a cool Cadenza
  • (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife None
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed staff
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Space Tourist Phaser 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol This Phaser is set to Fun
spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 10-20 None 1-handed superball
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
sugar shotgun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Muscle 2-handed sword Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
The Landscaper's leafblower 10-20 35 Moxie 2-handed leafblower +1-25 Monster Level based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin drum 10-20 None 2-handed drum
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword

x*(+Damage based on Smithsness)

17-alarm Saucepan 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
anger blaster 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement +10 Hot Damage
Cerebral Crossbow 9-18 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Critical Hit Chance
doubt cannon 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
fear condenser 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Muscle 2-handed club
grass whistle 9-18 35 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta of Peril 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
huge spoon 9-18 30 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club 3x Critical Hit Chance
magic whistle 9-17 27 Moxie 1-handed whistle
ninja mop 9-18 30 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +5
pentatonic accordion 9-18 30 Moxie 2-handed accordion +9 Cold Damage (AT only)
regret hose 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed banjo
Squeezebox of the Ages 9-18 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed axe
boilgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed rifle
bone bandoneon 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed accordion +7 Spooky Damage (AT only)
bubble bauble bow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
can cannon 8-15 22 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
chopsticks 8-15 23 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
clockwork crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
clockwork staff 8-16 25 Mysticality 2-handed staff
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
Crimbo ukulele 8-16 20 Moxie 2-handed guitar +10% Items from Monsters
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
frigid hankyu 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
frigid hankyū 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed bow
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed flail
goblin autoblowgun 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed blowgun
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed spear
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 8-16 25 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed yo-yo  
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
Meteoid ice beam 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed gun
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
quantum disintegrator pistol 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed pistol +15% Damage vs. Bugbears
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm
savory crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +4
savory staff 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +4
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed staff
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
ultimate ultimate frisbee 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed frisbee
wholeberd 8-16 25 Muscle 2-handed polearm Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Muscle 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff  
accord ion 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed accordion +5 Hot Damage (AT only)
double-barreled sling 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed sling
finger cymbals 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
grease gun 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed pistol
hippy bongo 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 7-14 20 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +5
repeating crossbow 7-13 17 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Muscle 2-handed sword A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
accordion file 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed accordion Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure (AT only)
boxing glove on a spring 6-11 12 Moxie 1-handed club
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
dense meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +3
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
eXtreme meat crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +7
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +7
filthy pestle 6-12 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
glistening staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Muscle 3-handed spear Mysticality +3
infernal fife 6-11 12 Moxie 2-handed flute +7 Hot Damage
knob bugle 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed horn Successful hit weakens opponent
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed club Delevels on hit
poutine pole 6-11 12 Muscle 2-handed staff
ratarang 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
slightly peevedbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed bow  
styrofoam crossbow 6-12 15 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
wooden axe 6-12 15 Muscle 2-handed axe Muscle +3
5-Alarm Saucepan 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral longbow 5-10 None 2-handed bow
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
astral pistol 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
bal-musette accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped (AT only)
basic meat spork 5-9 7 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • 3x chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife None
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
Cajun accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion Maximum HP/MP +15 (AT only)
can of maces 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed club
cheap plastic kazoo 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed kazoo +10 to Monster Level
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
curdflinger 5-9 7 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
deathchucks 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed flail
Disco Banjo 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +2
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
gift-a-pult 5-10 None 2-handed giftapult Allows hurling of Gift Items
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
guancertina 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion +4 Stench Damage (AT only)
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
office-supply crossbow 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed crossbow
Pasta of Peril 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
pottery yo-yo 5-10 None 1-handed yo-yo +5 Hot Damage
quirky accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Red Rover BB gun 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed gun
  • 3x Critical Hit Chance
  • On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes -10%) or your opponent's
Rock and Roll Legend 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
Skipper's accordion 5-10 10 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • +10% Pickpocket Chance
  • Moxie +15% (AT only)
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
tambourine 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed drum
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Maximum MP +20
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
big bass drum 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed drum
calavera concertina 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion
  • Moxie +3
  • Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
dueling banjo 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed banjo
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
half-sized guitar 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed guitar
ironic battle spoon 4-8 5 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
jack flapper 4-7 2 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
mama's squeezebox 4-8 5 Moxie 2-handed accordion Moxie +3 (AT only)
pocket theremin 4-7 2 Moxie 2-handed theremin +4 Spooky Damage
pool cue 4-8 None 2-handed staff Moxie +3
rubber axe 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed axe +2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
spooky staff 4-7 2 Muscle 2-handed staff
starchy crossbow 4-8 5 Moxie 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy staff 4-8 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +12
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
baritone accordion 3-6 None 2-handed accordion Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure (AT only)
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm +3 Sleaze Damage
bone rattle 3-6 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic blowgun 3-5 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent
cheap plastic bottle opener 3-6 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
eggbeater 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
Gnollish slotted spoon 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
out-of-tune biwa 3-6 None 2-handed guitar Bonus Ranged Damage +2
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
rubber band gun 3-6 None 1-handed pistol Moxie +5
shiny butcherknife 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff +2 Spooky Damage
spork 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
stone banjo 3-5 None 2-handed banjo Moxie +1
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Muscle 2-handed flail Weapon Damage +3
throwing wrench 3-6 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
basic meat crossbow 2-4 5 Moxie 2-handed crossbow Moxie +1
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed staff Mysticality +1
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Muscle 2-handed sword Muscle +1
bonerang 2-4 None 1-handed boomerang +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
corn holder 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
dented harmonica 2-4 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
Knob Goblin tongs 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
slingshot 2-4 None 2-handed slingshot  
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail +2 Hot Damage
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
airblaster gun 1-2 None 1-handed pistol Gives skill Air Blast in combat
antique accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion None
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 1-2 None 1-handed disco ball  
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
pasta spoon 1-2 None 1-handed utensil  
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
saucepan 1-2 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spooky Putty snake 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Fruit Salad 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Moxie +10
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • +15 Damage to Cold Spells
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Staff of Queso Escusado 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the All-Steak 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Damage Reduction: 15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1-2 85 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cream of the Cream 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Moxie +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Electric Range 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 1-2 20 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Hearty Dinner 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Light Lunch 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Lunch Lady 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in KOLHS run
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • Maximum HP/MP +15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1-2 250 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +250%
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +150%
  • +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure
  • Slime Hates It
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Staff of Life 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1-2 25 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 1-2 150 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
stolen accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion None
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword None
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem  
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail No longer available in game
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game
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See also

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