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{{NeedsContent|June 22, 2014: Please do not make any edits to this page or the other weapons lists. I'm adding the missing weapons and will be bulk replacing the content below and on those pages. Thanks! Foggy}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}


Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.


As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]], using Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]], and weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]], using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are [[mysticality weapons]], which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].
As a general rule:
*Weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]] and use Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]].
*Weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]] and use Muscle to calculate hit chance.
*Weapons having a Mysticality requirement are [[mysticality weapons]] and use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].


In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
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[[Chefstaves]], [[utensils]], and [[saucepan]]s are mysticality weapons, as is the special [[Periodical Paintbrush]]. All other items are generally [[melee weapons]], although there are exceptions; for example, the [[lucky ball-and-chain]] is a ranged flail, the [[can of maces]] is a ranged [[club]], and the [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]] is a ranged axe.
[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]], [[:Category:Utensils|utensils]], and [[saucepan]]s are Mysticality weapons, as is the special [[Periodical Paintbrush]]. All other items are generally [[melee weapons]], although there are exceptions; for example, the [[lucky ball-and-chain]] is a ranged flail, the [[can of maces]] is a ranged [[:Category:Clubs|club]], and the [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]] is a ranged axe.


If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
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Before an update on September 5th, 2012, weapons only had a power listed. The game would calculate damage by rolling for a number between 10% and 20% of the weapon's power. Following this update, damage scores were instead listed directly on the item's page, replacing power.
Before an update on September 5th, 2012, weapons only had a power listed. The game would calculate damage by rolling for a number between 10% and 20% of the weapon's power. Following this update, damage scores were instead listed directly on the item's page, replacing power.


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! Name
! Name
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! Notes
! Notes
|-
|-
|[[7-inch discus]]
||[[Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed machine gun
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+10% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +200%
|-
|-
|[[antique spear]]
||[[Great Wolf's right paw]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mus
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed claw
|
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*Part of the [[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-30%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]] (SC only)
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Great Wolf's rocket launcher]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mox
|2-handed sword
|2-handed bazooka
|
|
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Grants skill [[Fire Rocket]]
|-
|-
|[[bindlestocking]]
||[[scepter of the Skeleton Lord]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed staff
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
*+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
* May not equip more than one
|-
|-
|[[brand new key]]
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mus
|1-handed knife
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
||[[Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|30 Muscle
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Zombies
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Vampires
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Werewolves
*+50 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*+50% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
|-
|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
||[[zombie accordion]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=45|30-60
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mox
|2-handed ranged weapon
|1-handed accordion
|
|
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Keep 1 additional song in your head
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Coily™]]
||[[bag of unfinished business]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|2-handed spring
|2-handed doggie bag
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+40 {{element|Stench}}
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
||[[frying brainpan]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|1-handed sword
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*+40 Damage to Hot Spells
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +200
|-
|-
|[[decaying wooden oar]]
||[[groping claw]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed claw
|&nbsp;
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
||[[hothammer]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|  
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+50 {{element|Hot}}
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
||[[old dry bone]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed spear
|1-handed club
|
|  
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*+50 {{element|Spooky}}
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
||[[remorseless knife]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=34|23-45
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed knife
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|  
*Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
|-
|[[fish bazooka]]
||[[7-inch discus]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed bazooka
|1-handed boomerang
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
|-
|-
|[[fish scimitar]]
||[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|-
|[[fish stick]]
||[[bindlestocking]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
|-
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
||[[Bloodbath]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed flail
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*Regenerate 25-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
|-
|-
|[[flamin' bindle]]
||[[brand new key]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed knife
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[freezin' bindle]]
||[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's arm]]
||[[Byte]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
||[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|2-handed club
|2-handed ranged weapon
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
|-
|-
|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
||[[Coily™]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|1-handed sack
|2-handed spring
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[giant fishhook]]
|20-40
|85 Moxie
|2-handed spear
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[halibut]]
|20-40
|85 Muscle
|2-handed fish
|
|
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
||[[cozy bazooka]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed club
|2-handed bazooka
|
|
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*On Critical: Insanity!
*+20% Meat from Monsters
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
||[[cozy scimitar]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Makes you a much better diver
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
||[[cursed cutlass]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
||[[decaying wooden oar]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[deep six-shooter]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*+6% chance of Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
||[[diabolical crossbow]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|2-handed axe
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
||[[Dinsey's pizza cutter]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|
*Part of the [[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*So-So Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+2)
*Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
|-
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
||[[dreadful glove]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed knife-glove
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*Part of the [[Dreadful Pajamas]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
*Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
|-
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
||[[duct tape sword]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=29.5|20-39
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=82|82 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
||[[egg gun]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+75% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
||[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|150 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed spear
|
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
||[[FDKOL fire hose]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed hose
|
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+200 {{element|Cold}}
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
||[[fetus-smashing club]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[rusty speargun]]
||[[fire axe]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed pistol
|2-handed axe
|
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+200 {{element|Cold}}
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|-
|[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
||[[fish bazooka]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed banjo
|2-handed bazooka
|
|
*[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*+23% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*Special Attack: [[Funk Bluegrass Fusion]]
|-
|-
|[[skate blade]]
||[[fish scimitar]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[skate board]]
||[[fish stick]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed staff
|
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
||[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed flail
|
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
||[[flamin' bindle]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits  
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits  
|-
|-
|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
||[[freezin' bindle]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered club]]
||[[Frosty's arm]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
||[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|[[slime-covered speargun]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|20-40
 
|200 Moxie
|-
|1-handed pistol
||[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
|1-handed sack
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|
*+50 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[spooky bindle]]
||[[fruit bat]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|Seal Clubbers]] only
|-
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
||[[garbage sticker]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed spear
|
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits 
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*+20% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[giant fishhook]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed spear
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[super-sweet boom box]]
||[[giant shrimp fork]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed radio
|2-handed staff
|
|
*All Attributes +20%
*Mysticality +20%
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure
*+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
*Maximum MP +100
|-
|-
|[[teflon spatula]]
||[[giant turkey leg]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|3-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*Monsters will be more attracted to you.
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
|-
|-
|[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
||[[Ginsu™]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+100% Food Drops from Monsters
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +23
||[[gunwale whalegun]]
*+11% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
|data-sort-value=0|None
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|2-handed machine gun
|
*[[Damage Absorption]] +100
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to all Elements]] (+1)
|-
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
||[[halibut]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed fish
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[Underworld flail]]
||[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|150 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed flail
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*All Attributes +20%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +30
*On Critical: Insanity!
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[Underworld truncheon]]
||[[The Jokester's gun]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|150 Muscle
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|2-handed club
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Part of [[The Jokester's Costume]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
|-
|-
|[[velcro broadsword]]
||[[lawn dart]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|-
|[[velcro paddle ball]]
||[[Meatcleaver]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed flail
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+35% Meat from Monsters
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
||[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|150 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed axe
|
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
||[[Mer-kin dodgeball]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed saucepan
|2-handed dodgeball
|
|
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +23
*+11% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
*Special Attack: [[Saucemageddon]]
|-
|-
|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
||[[Mer-kin dragnet]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed dragnet
|
|
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops From Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
|-
|-
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
||[[Mer-kin finpaddle]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|85 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed guitar
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|
*+100% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Mer-kin
|-
|-
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
||[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|20-40
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|200 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts [[Meat]] on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
||[[Mer-kin switchblade]]
|20-39
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|82 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed switchblade
|
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0%-50%
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[beer-a-pult]]
||[[miniature deck cannon]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|3-handed catapult
|2-handed handcannon
|
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[beer bong]]
||[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|1-handed bong
|1-handed utensil
|
|  
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
||[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[fire poi]]
||[[octopus's spade]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed flail
|1-handed knife
|
|
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
||[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed flail
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[massive sitar]]
||[[pernicious cudgel]]
|19-38
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|80 Moxie
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mus
|2-handed sitar
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
||[[Pigsticker of Violence]]
|18-36
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Muscle
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*All Attributes +7
*Part of the [[Violent Vestments]]
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
*Regenerate 20-30 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%
*Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
|-
|-
|[[didgeridooka]]
||[[PVC staff]]
|18-36
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed heavy blowgun
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
||[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|18-36
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed club
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
||[[rusty speargun]]
|18-36
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed club
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[war tongs]]
||[[rusty staff]]
|18-36
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|75 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed staff
|
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|-
|-
|[[honey dipper]]
||[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
|18-35
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|72 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed banjo
|
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure
*+23% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*Special Attack: [[Funk Bluegrass Fusion]]
*[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
||[[skate blade]]
|18-35
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|72 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
|-
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
||[[skate board]]
|18-35
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|72 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|-
|[[toy ray gun]]
||[[sleazy bindle]]
|18-35
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|72 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed pistol
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
||[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|17-34
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|66 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[charming flute]]
||[[slime-covered club]]
|17-34
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|70 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed flute
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[denim axe]]
||[[slime-covered shovel]]
|17-34
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|70 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
|-
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|[[giant foam finger]]
|17-34
|70 Muscle
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
||[[slime-covered speargun]]
|17-33
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|67 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mox
|1-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster HP
|-
|[[happiness]]
|17-33
|67 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed pistol
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
|-
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|[[pygmy spear]]
|17-33
|67 Muscle
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[star crossbow]]
|17-33
|67 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star staff]]
||[[slime-covered staff]]
|17-33
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|67 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|
*All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60
*[[Combat Initiative]] -10%
|-
|-
|[[star sword]]
||[[soap knife]]
|17-33
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|67 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
||[[spooky bindle]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*All Attributes +15
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Allows [[Arse Shoot]]
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
|-
|[[black sword]]
||[[Stick-Knife of Loathing]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*Part of the [[Clothing of Loathing]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*Superhuman Cold [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+5)
|-
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
||[[stinkin' bindle]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits 
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[cyber-mattock]]
||[[super-sweet boom box]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|2-handed axe
|1-handed radio
|
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*All Attributes +20%
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure
*May break in combat
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
|-
|-
|[[evil-ass club]]
||[[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Varies player to player
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[frigid-ass club]]
||[[teflon spatula]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|2-handed club
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
||[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|1-handed spear
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
|-
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +23
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
*+11% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|16-32
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
|65 Moxie
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|2-handed axe
*[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|-
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
||[[triple barreled barrel gun]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|2-handed club
|3-handed shotgun
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Weapon Damage +100%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+25% Meat from Monsters
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[jungle drum]]
||[[Truthsayer]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed drum
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+12 to [[Monster Level]]
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +40%
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
||[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
|-
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
||[[Underworld flail]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mox
|1-handed spear
|2-handed flail
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[trout fang]]
||[[Underworld truncheon]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Muscle
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mus
|1-handed knife
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[yohohoyo]]
||[[velcro broadsword]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mus
|1-handed yoyo
|1-handed sword
|
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[x-37 gun]]
||[[velcro paddle ball]]
|16-32
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|65 Moxie
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Attack damage in a random element
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*Can break in combat, damaging player
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
||[[villainous scythe]]
|16-31
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|62 Muscle
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mus
|3-handed staff
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
||[[White Dragon Fang]]
|16-31
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|62 Moxie
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|2-handed laser cannon
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*All Attributes +9%
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +9
*Regenerate 9 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[automatic catapult]]
||[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|2-handed autopult
|1-handed saucepan
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|2-handed polearm?
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +23
*+11% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
*Special Attack: [[Saucemageddon]]
*Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
||[[wolf whistle]]
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed whistle
|
*Grants skill [[Blow Wolf Whistle]]
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
||[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|2-handed rifle
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops From Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|-
|-
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
||[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|175 Muscle
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mox
|1-handed knife
|2-handed guitar
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|  
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
||[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=30|20-40
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
||[[beer bong]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mox
|2-handed axe
|1-handed bong
|
|
*All Attributes +2
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*All Attributes +3%
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[giant needle]]
||[[beer-a-pult]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mox
|2-handed spear
|3-handed catapult
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
||[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Grimacite gat]]
||[[fire poi]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mox
|1-handed gun
|2-handed flail
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
||[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed flail
|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
||[[massive sitar]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=28.5|19-38
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=80|80 Mox
|1-handed club
|2-handed sitar
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
||[[alarm accordion]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|1-handed club
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[pipe wrench]]
||[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mus
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|15-30
|60 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*All Attributes +7
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
||[[didgeridooka]]
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mox
|2-handed heavy blowgun
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|-
|-
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
||[[ghast iron cleaver]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=26.5|18-35
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mus
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Part of the [[Ghast Iron Gear]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+15 Hot Damage
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
||[[goatskin umbrella]]
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[star spatula]]
||[[honey dipper]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=26.5|18-35
|60 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|15-30
|55 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]]
*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
||[[oversized pipe]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=26.5|18-35
|60 Muscle
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|-
|[[world's smallest violin]]
||[[perforated battle paddle]]
|15-30
|data-sort-value=26.5|18-35
|60 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mus
|1-handed violin
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
||[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mus
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+9 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|-
|[[a butt tuba]]
||[[toy ray gun]]
|15-29
|data-sort-value=26.5|18-35
|57 Moxie
|data-sort-value=72|72 Mox
|2-handed horn
|1-handed pistol
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[batblade]]
||[[unsanitized scalpel]]
|15-29
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|57 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
||[[war tongs]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=27|18-36
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|2-handed guitar
|1-handed utensil
| +2% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[armgun]]
||[[ancient ice cream scoop]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mys
|2-handed machine gun
|1-handed utensil
|
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] + 10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[black kettle drum]]
||[[charming flute]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|55 Moxie
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|2-handed drum
|2-handed flute
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
||[[combat fan]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|55 Muscle
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+3 Prismatic Damage
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
||[[denim axe]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|100 Muscle
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|2-handed axe
|
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
||[[Drowsy Sword]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|55 Muscle
|data-sort-value=66|66 Mus
|3-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Monster Level]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|-
|-
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
||[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|55 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed axe
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster HP
|-
|-
|[[silver paté knife]]
||[[giant foam finger]]
|14-28
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|55 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
| +5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|  
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|-
|[[broken sword]]
||[[happiness]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|52 Muscle
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|
*+12 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
||[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
||[[peace accordion]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25.5|17-34
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=70|70 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+12 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Enables casting of 19-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
||[[pygmy spear]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|52 Muscle
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
||[[red-hot poker]]
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Hot Damage
|-
||[[Saturday Night Special]]
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[rave whistle]]
||[[short-handled mop]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|52 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+10 Stench Damage
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
||[[star crossbow]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mox
|2-handed sword
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
||[[star staff]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|52 Moxie
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed boomerang
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|  
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
||[[star sword]]
|14-27
|data-sort-value=25|17-33
|52 Muscle
|data-sort-value=67|67 Mus
|1-handed knife
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|  
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|-
|[[4-dimensional guitar]]
||[[accordionoid rocca]]
|13-26
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Enables casting of 18-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
||[[antique machete]]
|13-26
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|50 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|  
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[hot cross bow]]
||[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|13-26
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*All Attributes +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*Grants skill [[Arse Shoot]]
|-
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
||[[black blade]]
|13-26
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|50 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed flail
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|13-26
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+10 Spooky Damage
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Successful attacks [[HP Restorers|restore]] some HP
|-
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
||[[black sword]]
|13-26
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|50 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|13-25
|25 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
||[[breadchucks]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|47 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*Can also be used in combat
|-
|-
|[[ga-ga radio]]
||[[coal shovel]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|47 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed radio
|
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|13-25
|47 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*Grants skill [[Shovel Hot Coal]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
||[[creepy-ass club]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
||[[cyber-mattock]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|47 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|1-handed spear
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
|-
|[[projectile icemaker]]
|13-25
|45 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*May break in combat
|-
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
||[[evil-ass club]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
||[[fleetwood chain]]
|13-25
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*Weapon Damage +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
||[[frigid-ass club]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bone and arrows]]
||[[giant cactus quill]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed bow
|1-handed spear
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance]] of Critical Hit
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[bone crusher]]
||[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|1-handed club
|3-handed staff
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
|12-24
|45 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
|-
|[[chrome crossbow]]
||[[giant safety pin]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
||[[half-size scalpel]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*Makes you look like a doctor
|-
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
||[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed sword
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +16
|-
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
||[[hot-ass club]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[ocarina of space]]
||[[jungle drum]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed flute
|2-handed drum
|
|
*All Attributes +4
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-20%</font>
|-
|-
|[[potato pistol]]
||[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Moxie
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|2-handed laser cannon
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
||[[nasty-ass club]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|40 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|1-handed rod
|2-handed club
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
||[[The Nuge's favorite crossbow]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|45 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +100%
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped
|-
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
||[[pewter claymore]]
|12-24
|data-sort-value=23.5|16-31
|45 Muscle
|data-sort-value=62|62 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|  
*Regenerate 6-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
||[[pointed stick]]
|12-23
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|41 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
||[[tommy gun]]
|12-23
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|42 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*Weapon Damage +5
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*Grants skill [[Unload Tommy Gun]]
|-
|-
|[[ram stick]]
||[[trout fang]]
|12-23
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|42 Muscle
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|12-23
|42 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
||[[X-37 gun]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*Attack damage in a random element
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Can break in combat, damaging player
|-
|-
|[[bone flute]]
||[[yohohoyo]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=24|16-32
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=65|65 Mox
|2-handed flute
|1-handed yoyo
| +11 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
||[[a butt tuba]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=22|15-29
|40 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=57|57 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed horn
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|  
|-
* +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|[[linoleum sword]]
|11-22
|40 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[machetito]]
||[[antique nutcracker sword]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|40 Muscle
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
|  
*Part of the [[Antique Nutcracker Outfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
||[[antique spear]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=30|15-30
|40 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-30%</font>
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|-
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
||[[automatic catapult]]
|11-22
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|2-handed sack
|2-handed autopult
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
||[[backwoods banjo]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed banjo
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+20% to all [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Gains]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +200
|-
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
||[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed polearm?
|&nbsp;
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[big stirring stick]]
||[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|-
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
||[[C.B.F.G.]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*Shoots [[Bottle-rocket crossbow#Notes|bottle-rockets]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
||[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=175|175 Mus
|2-handed rifle
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+30 {{element|Stench}}
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[bow staff]]
||[[candy knife]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|
| &nbsp;
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[can of fake snow]]
||[[club of the five seasons]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed can
|1-handed club
|
|
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
||[[double barreled barrel gun]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|2-handed sword
|2-handed shotgun
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
||[[drywall axe]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
|
*All Attributes +2
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
||[[flaming sword]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
*Never Fumble
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
||[[giant artisanal rice peeler]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|2-handed club
|1-handed utensil
|
|  
*[[Monster Level]] +0-25 based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
|-
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
||[[giant needle]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed flail
|2-handed spear
|
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[elven whittling knife]]
||[[grassy cutlass]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed knife
|1-handed sword
|Does extra damage on criticals
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[flaming juggler's balls]]
||[[grease cannon]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed euphemisms
|1-handed bazooka
|
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*Sets opponents on fire
|-
|-
|[[giant candy cane]]
||[[Grimacite gat]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|1-handed gun
|
|
|2-handed staff
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[goulauncher]]
||[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[haiku katana]]
||[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
||[[immense cyborg hand]]
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
||[[keel-haulin' knife]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|1-handed knife
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Monster Level]] +15
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +17
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
||[[love]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed club
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Pants Drops from Monsters]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Regenerate 8-16 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
||[[mercenary rifle]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*Ranged Damage +20
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Combat Initiative +50%
*Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
||[[murderbot plasma rifle]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|2-handed chainsaw
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defense]] by 10%
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Can be used to instantly kill Spants
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion double prism]]
||[[obsidian nutcracker]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|1-handed prism
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*Spell Damage +30%
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
|-
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
||[[Othello's dagger]]
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|1-handed knife
|  
*+10 [[Othello Skill]]
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
||[[Pener's drumstick]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed flamethrower
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*Sets opponents on fire
|-
|-
|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
||[[pipe wrench]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed hammer
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
||[[pygmy concertinette]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|1-handed club
|1-handed accordion
|
|
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*Enables casting of 17-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
||[[Radio Free Foil]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|40 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|2-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|-
|[[Moonthril Longbow]]
||[[rainbow crossbow]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|40 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|2-handed bow
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
||[[spectral axe]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|1-handed crop
|1-handed axe
|
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*+30 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Ghosts
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
||[[star spatula]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|  
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +18
|-
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
||[[toxic mop]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|None
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|1-handed artsything
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*Part of the [[Toxic Togs]]
*All Attributes +0-25%
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[plastic guitar]]
||[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mus
|2-handed guitar
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[prehistoric spear]]
||[[witty rapier]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mus
|1-handed throwing spear
|1-handed sword
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|-
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
||[[world's smallest violin]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22.5|15-30
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=60|60 Mox
|3-handed ...weapon
|1-handed violin
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*<font color=”red”>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
||[[batblade]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=22|15-29
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=57|57 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1-handed knife
|
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|2-handed guitar
|
* +8% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
||[[armgun]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|None
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|2-handed machine gun
|
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] + 10
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
||[[black kettle drum]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|None
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed drum
|
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
||[[carob cannon]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
||[[crowbar]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty ball]]
||[[frozen seal spine]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|None
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mus
|1-handed superball
|1-handed club
|
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
||[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|None
|data-sort-value=100|100 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[sugar shank]]
||[[ghost accordion]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|None
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mox
|1-handed knife
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+5 Spooky Damage
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*+15% Booze Drops from Monsters
*Breaks after 30 combats
*Enables casting of 16-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
||[[hairy staff]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|None
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
||[[ram-battering staff]]
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|data-sort-value=52|52 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Breaks after 30 combats
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[sugar shotgun]]
||[[rave whistle]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|None
|data-sort-value=52|52 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
||[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mus
|1-handed sword
|3-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
||[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|35 Moxie
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mys
|2-handed leafblower
|1-handed utensil
| +1-25 [[Monster Level]] based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|-
||[[silver paté knife]]
|data-sort-value=21|14-28
|data-sort-value=55|55 Mys
|1-handed utensil
| 
*+5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[time sword]]
||[[Spirit Precipice]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
||[[star boomerang]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=52|52 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed boomerang
|
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
||[[star stiletto]]
|10-20
|data-sort-value=20.5|14-27
|35 Muscle
|data-sort-value=52|52 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[autocalliope]]
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
||[[bad-ass club]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|1-handed saucepan
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
||[[bastard baster]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|30 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mys
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*Spell Damage +20%
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
||[[battery-powered drill]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|1-handed flail
|1-handed drill
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*Spell Damage +100%
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Maximum HP/MP +50
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+10 to Monster Level
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
||[[beaver spear]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|30 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed spear
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[grass whistle]]
|9-18
|35 Moxie
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
||[[crazy bastard sword]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*+6 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
||[[curmudgel]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
||[[ga-ga radio]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|30 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|2-handed radio
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
||[[Grimacite glaive]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|30 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
|9-18
|30 Muscle
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
||[[hand-carved bokken]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|2-handed banjo
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*+7 damage to DB combat skills
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
||[[hand-carved bow]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed bow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
||[[hand-carved staff]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|30 Muscle
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+1)
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
||[[hot cross bow]]
|9-18
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|30 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[ancient stone fist]]
||[[huge mosquito proboscis]]
|9-17
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|27 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed spear
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*Regenerate 8-12 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|-
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
||[[kelp-holly gun]]
|9-17
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|27 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed whistle
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50%
*+25% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
|-
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
||[[leechknife]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mus
|2-handed axe
|1-handed knife
|
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|2-handed flail
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
||[[meatspout staff]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed bow
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
||[[oil pan]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=47|47 Mys
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed saucepan
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]] on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
||[[peppermint spine]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|25 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mys
|2-handed staff
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
||[[projectile icemaker]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|2-handed sword
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
||[[shuddersword]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed club
|2-handed sword
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Crimbo ukulele]]
||[[smoldering staff]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19|13-25
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed guitar
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|8-16
|25 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
||[[staph of homophones]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s)]] per day when equipped.
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[frigid hankyū]]
||[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed bow
|2-handed sword
|
|
*+6 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
||[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=19.5|13-26
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mus
|2-handed flail
|1-handed umbrella
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
* Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[goblin autoblowgun]]
||[[adobe adze]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|40 Mus
|2-handed blowgun
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Adobe Adze Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
||[[asbestos sword]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed spear
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|-
|[[grass blade]]
||[[bone and arrows]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed bow
|
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
* +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
||[[bone crusher]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|
*+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[lead yo-yo]]
||[[buffalo blade]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed yo-yo
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Meteoid ice beam]]
|8-16
|25 Moxie
|1-handed gun
|
|
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
||[[carrot-on-a-stick]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|2-handed staff
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*Moxie +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
||[[ceramic celery grater]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed weapon
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*+20% [[Critical Spell Chance|Chance of Spell Critical Hit]]
*Enables use of the [[Ceramic Grate]] skill in combat
|-
|-
|[[savory crossbow]]
||[[chrome crossbow]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[savory staff]]
||[[elevenderizing hammer]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=11|11 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed club
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|
*All Attributes +11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
|-
|-
|[[savory sword]]
||[[fiberglass foil]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|
*Part of the [[Fiberglass Finery]]
*+3 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
|-
|-
|[[severed flipper]]
||[[flagstone flail]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Allows use of the [[Flagflog]] skill in combat
|-
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
||[[giant cheesestick]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed flail
|2-handed staff
|
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
||[[gummi sword]]
|8-16
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|25 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[can cannon]]
|8-15
|22 Moxie
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Muscle +7
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+50% Candy Drops from Monsters
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
||[[half-melted spoon]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|23 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
*+10 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
||[[Jacob's rung]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|22 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mys
|2-handed spear
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
||[[lawnmower blade]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|22 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|1-handed whip
|2-handed sword
|All Attributes +5
|  
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
||[[linoleum staff]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|22 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Monster Level]] +6
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[sword of static]]
||[[lupine sword]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|22 Muscle
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|-
|[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
||[[Mer-kin rollpin]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|22 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed frisbee
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
*+75% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
||[[non-Euclidean non-accordion]]
|8-15
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|22 Muscle
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mox
|2-handed flail
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
||[[ocarina of space]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|1-handed sling
|2-handed flute
|
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*All Attributes +4
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
||[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=41|41 Mys
|2-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|  
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
||[[petrified wood war pike]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
* +5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
* Attack a second time when you attack
|-
|-
|[[flamingo mallet]]
||[[porcelain police baton]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*Part of the [[Ceramic Suit]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Maximum MP +20
*Muscle +20%
*Your Smacks [[MP Restorers|Restore]] MP
|-
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
||[[potato pistol]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[hippy bongo]]
||[[ram stick]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mus
|1-handed drum
|2-handed staff
| +5 {{element|Stench}}
|  
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
||[[Red Roger's red right hand]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|  
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+50 Physical Damage (in [[PirateRealm]] only)
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
||[[Ruby Rod]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed rod
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|  
*Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
||[[serpentine sword]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=17.5|12-23
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=42|42 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed sword
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
||[[silver shrimp fork]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|20 Muscle
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mys
|2-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
||[[stained glass shiv]]
|7-14
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|19 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+3)
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[finger cymbals]]
||[[Sword of Dark Omens]]
|7-13
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|17 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed cymbals
|1-handed sword
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[grease gun]]
|7-13
|17 Moxie
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*All Attributes +5%
|-
|-
|[[repeating crossbow]]
||[[terra cotta tongs]]
|7-13
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|17 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*Part of the [[Terra Cotta Tackle]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+3 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*Lets you [[Unleash Terra Cotta Army|unleash a terra cotta army]] on your foes
|-
|-
|[[BRICKO sword]]
||[[two-handed depthsword]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|None
|data-sort-value=45|45 Mus
|2-handed club
|2-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[wrought-iron whisk]]
|data-sort-value=18|12-24
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*Part of the [[Wrought Wrappings]]
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*Adds many additional balls to [[Salsaball]]
|-
||[[Accordion of Jordion]]
|data-sort-value=16|11-21
|data-sort-value=37|37 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Enables casting of 14-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
||[[asbestos crossbow]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[bone flute]]
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed flute
| 
*+11 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
||[[chrome staff]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
||[[ghostly dagger]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*Slight Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+1)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] -10
|-
|-
|[[cardboard crossbow]]
||[[haunted paddle-ball]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+10 Spooky Damage
|-
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
||[[hawk]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed saw
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+5% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +11
*+22% Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
||[[iron pasta spoon]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
||[[linoleum sword]]
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
||[[machetito]]
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[dense meat crossbow]]
||[[mannequin leg]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|6-12
|15 Muscle
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
||[[sack of doorknobs]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed sack
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
||[[wicker sticker]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=16.5|11-22
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|
|-
*Part of [[Wicker Wear]]
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
|6-12
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
|15 Muscle
*Is a sweet, sweet knife
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|-
|[[filthy pestle]]
||[[ancient Elf dessert spoon]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|
|-
*+20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|[[flaming crutch]]
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|6-12
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
|15 Muscle
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|1-handed club
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
|-
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
||[[asbestos staff]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
||[[bamboo bokuto]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|3-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[knob bugle]]
||[[barrel gun]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed horn
|1-handed pistol
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
||[[big stirring stick]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed staff
|
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
||[[Bonestabber]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*Serious Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+3)
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10 Spooky Damage
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*+30% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[pair of bolt cutters]]
||[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Shoots [[Bottle-rocket crossbow#Notes|bottle-rockets]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[ratarang]]
||[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed boomerang
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
|-
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
||[[bow staff]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|2-handed staff
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[slightly peevedbow]]
||[[can of fake snow]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|2-handed bow
|1-handed can
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam crossbow]]
||[[candlestick]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed wand
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100%
*This item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
||[[chocolate cow bone]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+30% Candy Drops from Monsters
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*Candilicious Smacks!
|-
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
||[[chrome sword]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
||[[Crimbo sword]]
|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|15 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|6-11
|12 Moxie
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|-
|[[infernal fife]]
||[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|6-11
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|12 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed flute
|2-handed club
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
||[[Crimbuccaneer tavern swab]]
|6-11
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|12 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*All Attributes +25%
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*Helps clean up [[The Bar At War]]
|-
|-
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
||[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed saucepan
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Monster Level]] +0-25 based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[astral bludgeon]]
||[[duck-on-a-string]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed club
|1-handed flail
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[astral longbow]]
||[[Elf Guard broom]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed bow
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*All Attributes +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Helps clean up [[The Bar At War]]
|-
|-
|[[astral mace]]
||[[elf ploughshare]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[astral pistol]]
||[[elven tambourine]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|1-handed rattle
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*So-So Resistance to All [[Elemental Resistance|Elements]] (+2)
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|-
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
||[[exclusive club]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed axe
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*It's very exclusive!
|-
||[[elven whittling knife]]
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|  
*Does extra damage on criticals
|-
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
||[[flaming juggler's balls]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed euphemisms
|
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-2</font>
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[blammer]]
||[[Frankly Mr. Shank]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed knife
|
|
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*+5 Smithsness
*Moxie +X%
**X based on Smithsness
*Bonus for Disco Bandits only
|-
|-
|[[blunt icepick]]
||[[giant candy cane]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|
|
|1-handed club
*+40% [[Items from Monsters|Candy from Monsters]]
|
*+15 Cold Damage
|-
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
||[[gilded trumpet]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed horn
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*+3 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[can of maces]]
||[[goulauncher]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed club
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic kazoo]]
||[[haiku katana]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed kazoo
|1-handed sword
| +10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|5-10
|
|
|1-handed club
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
|Weapon Damage +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Disco Banjo]]
||[[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed banjo
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +5
*+3 damage to DB combat skills
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Eminently Twistable (PM only)
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat crossbow]]
||[[ice nine]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed pistol
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Regenerate 10-20 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped.
|-
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
||[[ice sickle]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed knife
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|5-10
|
|
|1-handed club
*[[Monster Level]] +15
|Maximum MP +30
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[gift-a-pult]]
||[[iFlail]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|2-handed giftapult
|1-handed flail
|Allows hurling of Gift Items
|-
|[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*+11 to [[Monster Level]]
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Super Accurate!
*[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]].
|-
|-
|[[Hammerus]]
||[[infernal toilet brush]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*+15 Spooky Damage
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
|-
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
|[[inflatable baseball bat]]
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|5-10
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|None
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
||[[kiwi beak]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
||[[knife]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed mace
|1-handed knife
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Item disappears at the end of the day
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
||[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|2-handed leafblower
| 
*+1-25 [[Monster Level]] based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
|-
|-
|[[office-supply crossbow]]
||[[lead pipe]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed crossbow
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +50
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%
|-
|-
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
||[[lightning rod]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
*Disappears at the end of day
|-
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
||[[linoleum crossbow]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed sword
|2-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[pixel boomerang]]
||[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed boomerang
|2-handed chainsaw
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[pixel chain whip]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +4
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
|5-10
|10 Muscle
|1-handed sword
|
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[poison pen]]
||[[Loathing Legion double prism]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed prism
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[pottery club]]
||[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|2-handed flamethrower
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[pottery yo-yo]]
|5-10
|None
|1-handed yo-yo
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|5-10
|10 Moxie
|2-handed gun
|
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color=”red”>-10%</font>) or your opponent's
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
||[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|1-handed hammer
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[sucker tachi]]
||[[macroplane grater]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
|
|1-handed weapon
*Spell Damage +10%
|Weapon Damage +10
|-
|-
|[[tambourine]]
||[[madius]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Moxie
|data-sort-value=36|36 Mus
|1-handed drum
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*Part of the [[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
*+7 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
||[[Mafia violin case]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*No longer drops
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
||[[massive wrench]]
|5-10
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*+10 [[Elf Warfare Effectiveness]]
*+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|Change of Critical Hit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
|-
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
||[[Meat Tenderizer is Murder]]
|5-9
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|7 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X%
*(+% to Muscle Based on [[Smithsness]])
*25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
*(SC only)
|-
|-
|[[curdflinger]]
||[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|5-9
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|7 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mus
|1-handed crossbow
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[calavera concertina]]
||[[Moonthril Longbow]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=40|40 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|2-handed bow
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
||[[origami riding crop]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed crop
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
||[[papier-mâchéte]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Weapon Damage +10
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*All Attributes +15%
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
|[[dueling banjo]]
||[[papier-mâchine gun]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|2-handed banjo
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
*All Attributes +15%
*Makes actions more exciting
|-
|-
|[[half-sized guitar]]
||[[peppermint harpoon gun]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed guitar
|2-handed bazooka
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+100 [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Physical Damage]] (Underwater Only)
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
|-
|[[ironic battle spoon]]
||[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed artsything
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*All Attributes +0-25%
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[pool cue]]
||[[plastic guitar]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|2-handed staff
|2-handed guitar
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
||[[plastic nunchaku]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|2-handed axe
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|
*+3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
*+30% [[Combat Initiative]]
|-
|-
|[[starchy crossbow]]
||[[prehistoric spear]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|1-handed throwing spear
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|  
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
||[[Rain-Doh violet bo]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|
*+11 Sleaze Damage
*Moxie +11
|-
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
||[[Rain-Doh yellow laser gun]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
*Super Accurate!
|-
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
||[[reindeer hammer]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*All Attributes +10
|-
|-
|[[white sword]]
||[[reindeer sickle]]
|4-8
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed claw
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|
*Successful hit causes bleeding.
|-
|-
|[[big bass drum]]
||[[revolver]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed drum
|1-handed pistol
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*+2 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
|-
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
||[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|3-handed ...weapon
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*<font color=red>3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
||[[right bear arm]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*+10% Muscle
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%
*Lets you act like a bear
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
||[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed spear
|1-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[jack flapper]]
||[[rusted-out shootin' iron]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|
*+10% Meat from Monsters
*Ranged Damage +50
*Monsters will be less attracted to you.
|-
|-
|[[pocket theremin]]
||[[Saucepanic]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed theremin
|1-handed saucepan
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X%
*(+% to Mysticality Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Lets you gather more Soulsauce
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|-
|[[sealhide whip]]
||[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
|4-7
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|2 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed crossbow
| +25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|4-7
|2 Muscle
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*Actual power can vary with player level
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|-
|[[bat whip]]
||[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Actual power can vary with player level
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*Enchantments can be added with [[Summon Stickers|stickers]]
|-
|-
|[[bone rattle]]
||[[sewage-clogged pistol]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed rattle
|1-handed pistol
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
||[[Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*-1 MP to use Skills
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X%
*(+% to Moxie Based on [[Smithsness]])
*Has a cool Cadenza
*Enables casting of 15-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
||[[sharpened spoon]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed knife
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
||[[Sheila Take a Crossbow]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|1-handed crossbow
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|
*Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
*+5% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+5 Smithsness
*Combat Initiative +X%
*(+Initiative based on Smithsness)"
|-
|-
|[[electric crutch]]
||[[silent pea shooter]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed staff
|1-handed slingshot
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
||[[Sneaky Pete's basket]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed basket
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|
*Quest item in an AoSP run*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
||[[snow shovel]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|2-handed polearm
|
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*All Attributes +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=”red”>-10%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
|-
|-
|[[halfberd]]
||[[soul knife]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed polearm
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
| Can harm True Mimes
|-
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
||[[soylent staff]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed knife
|2-handed staff
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
||[[space heater]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed pistol
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|
*+12 Hot Damage
*So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
|-
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
||[[space needle]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed umbrella
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*So-So Spooky [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] (+2)
|-
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
||[[Space Tourist Phaser]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|10 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed knife
|1-handed pistol
|
|  
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*This Phaser is set to Fun
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[out-of-tune biwa]]
||[[spant spear]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|2-handed guitar
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +2
|  
* All Attributes +10%
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%
|-
|-
|[[parasitic claw]]
||[[spiked femur]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
| 
*+6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Spooky Putty ball]]
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed superball
|
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[portable corkscrew]]
||[[Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying)]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed staff
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Quest item
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
*Mysticality +25%
*Spell Damage +25%
*Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
||[[Staff of Fats]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mys
|1-handed whip
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+5 Pool Skill
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
||[[Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying)]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
|3-6
|None
|1-handed club
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
|3-6
|None
|2-handed staff
|2-handed staff
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|
*+5 Pool Skill
|-
|-
|[[spork]]
||[[steel sword]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
||[[stinky cheese sword]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*[[Monster Level]] +5
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[third-hand nunchaku]]
||[[sugar shank]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|7 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed flail
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[throwing wrench]]
||[[sugar shillelagh]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[trusty torch]]
||[[sugar shotgun]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|1-handed pistol
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
||[[Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword]]
|3-6
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed wand
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|
* [[Prismatic Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
||[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed blowgun
|1-handed sword
|50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
||[[Thor's Pliers]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed pliers
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|
*+4 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stat(s) Per Fight]]
*Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
*+20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*Regular Attacks Can't Miss
*Allows You to Ply Reality
*Regenerates Lightning Power
*(in [[Heavy Rains]] only)
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
||[[time sword]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
||[[tin drum]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|2-handed drum
|
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*[[Prismatic Damage]] +3
*Can break in combat
*+1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
||[[tin foil]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed banjo
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
*+1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
|-
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
||[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|3-5
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed spear
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
||[[Trusty]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Moxie
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed crossbow
|2-handed axe
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*Quest item in AoB run
|-
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
||[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mus
|2-handed staff
|1-handed flail
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
||[[whalegun]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|5 Muscle
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed sword
|2-handed rifle
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
*+10 [[Pirate Warfare Effectiveness]]
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100
|-
||[[Work is a Four Letter Sword]]
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+5 [[Smithsness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +X
*(+Damage based on [[Smithsness]])
|-
|-
|[[bonerang]]
||[[wrench]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=15|10-20
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed boomerang
|1-handed utensil
| +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +50
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*Item will disappear at the end of the day
|-
|-
|[[boning knife]]
||[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed knife
|1-handed saucepan
| +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
||[[ancient stone fist]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|-
|[[corn holder]]
||[[anger blaster]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed forearm replacement
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|  
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[dented harmonica]]
||[[broken sword]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mus
|1-handed horn
|1-handed sword
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|
*Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
|[[dishrag]]
||[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed whip
|1-handed crossbow
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
|2-4
|None
|1-handed whip
|
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
||[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed flail
|
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[Gnollish pie server]]
||[[debonair deboner]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+25% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Skeletons
|-
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
||[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|[[Monster Level]] +10
| 
*+ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
||[[doubt cannon]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed forearm replacement
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|
*Successful hit weakens opponent
*Grants skill [[Doubt Shackles]]
|-
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
||[[elegant nightstick]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|
*Maximum HP +30
*Maximum MP +15
|-
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
||[[fear condenser]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed whip
|1-handed forearm replacement
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
*+10 Spooky Damage
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*Grants skill [[Fear Vapor]]
|-
|-
|[[slingshot]]
||[[foot-long hot daub]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mus
|2-handed slingshot
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
*+9 {{element|Hot}}
*+9 Damage to Hot Spells
|-
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
||[[grass whistle]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=35|35 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whistle
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure
|-
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
||[[Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed sword
|1-handed utensil
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|-
|[[yak whip]]
||[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|2-4
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
||[[huge spoon]]
|2-3
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mys
|1-handed knife
|1-handed utensil
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|  
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
||[[icy-hot katana]]
|2-3
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed sword
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
||[[kneecapping stick]]
|2-3
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|2-handed flail
|1-handed club
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|  
*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
||[[magic whistle]]
|2-3
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=27|27 Mox
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whistle
|
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
|-
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
||[[ninja mop]]
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|-
|[[bar whip]]
||[[pentatonic accordion]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed whip
|2-handed accordion
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|
*+9 {{element|Cold}}
*Enables casting of 12-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[big stick]]
||[[plasma rifle]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|1-handed rifle
|&nbsp;
|
*Quest item
*Ranged Damage +20
|-
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
||[[regret hose]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13|9-17
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mox
|1-handed flail
|1-handed forearm replacement
|All Attributes +1
|
*Grants skill [[Tear Wave]]
*+10 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|-
|[[candy knuckles]]
||[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|1-handed knuckles
|2-handed banjo
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*Breaks after 31 combats
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+7 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|-
|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
||[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|1-handed spade
|2-handed accordion
| +???
|
|-
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
|[[chisel]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
|1-2
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
|None
*Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
|1-handed knife
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|&nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
||[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed club
|1-handed club
|Squeaky!
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|-
|[[clown whip]]
||[[vorpal blade]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=13.5|9-18
|None
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed whip
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[cool whip]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[costume sword]]
|1-2
|None
|1-handed sword
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=”red”>-10</font>
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*+8% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
|-
|[[demon whip]]
||[[4-dimensional guitar]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mox
|1-handed whip
|2-handed guitar
|
|
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[disco ball]]
||[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed disco ball
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|-
|[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
||[[boilgun]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|2-handed club
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+8 {{element|Hot}}
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[live wire]]
||[[bone bandoneon]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed whip
|2-handed accordion
|
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*+7 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*Enables casting of 6-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
||[[broken beer bottle]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed utensil
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|  
|-
|-
|[[pixel whip]]
||[[bubble bauble bow]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed whip
|2-handed bow
|All Attributes +3
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|-
|[[saucepan]]
||[[can cannon]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|1-handed saucepan
|2-handed crossbow
|Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
||[[candy stick]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mys
|1-handed club
|1-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|
*Spell Damage +50%
*+40% Candy Drops from Monsters
|-
|-
|[[Spooky Putty snake]]
||[[chopsticks]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=23|23 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
||[[clockwork crossbow]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed crossbow
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[Monster Level|Weakens Monster]] on [[Critical hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
||[[clockwork staff]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
||[[clockwork sword]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|75 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed sword
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
||[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|200 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed club
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
|-
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
||[[Crimbo ukulele]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|2-handed guitar
| 
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[crowbarrr]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|2-handed staff
|  
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
||[[crystalline reamer]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|125 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*Spell Damage +10
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
||[[elephant stinger]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|20 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed spear
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
||[[flypaper staff]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|125 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed staff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
||[[frigid hankyū]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|125 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed bow
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*+6 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
||[[frozen nunchaku]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed flail
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
||[[giant spider leg]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed club
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
||[[goblin autoblowgun]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|15 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed blowgun
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
||[[goblin hunting spear]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|75 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed spear
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
||[[grass blade]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|25 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed sword
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
||[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|125 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed utensil
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
|-
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
||[[lead yo-yo]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed yo-yo
| &nbsp;
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
||[[logging hatchet]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|125 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|1-handed chefstaff
|1-handed axe
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Meteoid ice beam]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|1-handed gun
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|-
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
||[[piratical blunderbuss]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|150 Mysticality
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|2-handed rifle
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|-
|-
|[[stolen accordion]]
||[[pitchfork]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|2-handed accordion
|1-handed spear
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7
|-
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
||[[pixel morning star]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|1-handed sword
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]
|1-2
|200 Mysticality
|1-handed chefstaff
|
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a [[Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
* All Attributes +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}} and delevel
|-
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
||[[quantum disintegrator pistol]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|1-handed sword
|1-handed pistol
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|  
*+15% [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Damage]] vs. Bugbears
|-
|-
|[[turtle totem]]
||[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|None
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed totem
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
*Must have any [[Monster Aggravation Devices|monster aggravation device]] set to 5 to acquire
|-
||[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[savory crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
||[[savory staff]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
||[[savory sword]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
||[[severed flipper]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed flail
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[squeaky staff]]
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|-
|[[white whip]]
||[[sword of static]]
|1-2
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|None
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
||[[swordzall]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*Weapon Damage +8
*Maximum MP +10
|-
||[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mox
|1-handed frisbee
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
||[[wholeberd]]
|data-sort-value=12|8-16
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
||[[wiffle-flail]]
|data-sort-value=11.5|8-15
|data-sort-value=22|22 Mus
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
||[[25-meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|2-handed staff
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[accord ion]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|1-handed accordion
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[double-barreled sling]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|1-handed sling
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
||[[finger cymbals]]
|data-sort-value=10|7-13
|data-sort-value=17|17 Mox
|1-handed cymbals
|
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
||[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[flamingo mallet]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[gnawed-up dog bone]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*+5 to Familiar Weight
*+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
||[[grease gun]]
|data-sort-value=10|7-13
|data-sort-value=17|17 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[hippy bongo]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|1-handed drum
| 
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
||[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[Orcish frat-paddle]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|data-sort-value=10.5|7-14
|data-sort-value=19|19 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
||[[repeating crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=10|7-13
|data-sort-value=17|17 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[slide rule]]
|data-sort-value=10|7-13
|data-sort-value=17|17 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
||[[accordion file]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|data-sort-value=8.5|6-11
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
||[[BRICKO sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
||[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
||[[bubblewrap staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[bubblewrap sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
||[[cardboard crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[cardboard staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[cardboard sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[dense meat crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
||[[dense meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
||[[dense meat sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[diamond-studded cane]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
||[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
||[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
||[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
||[[filthy pestle]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
||[[flaming crutch]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed club
| 
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[glistening staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|3-handed spear
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
||[[infernal fife]]
|data-sort-value=8.5|6-11
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mox
|2-handed flute
| 
*+7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[knob bugle]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|1-handed horn
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[muculent machete]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[pair of bolt cutters]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
||[[poutine pole]]
|data-sort-value=8.5|6-11
|data-sort-value=12|12 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[ratarang]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|1-handed boomerang
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
|-
||[[sabre teeth]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +4
|-
||[[shotgun]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed
|
*Quest item
*Ranged Damage +10
|-
||[[slightly peevedbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed bow
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[styrofoam crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[styrofoam staff]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[styrofoam sword]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
||[[wooden axe]]
|data-sort-value=9|6-12
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mus
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mys
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
||[[aerogel accordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed accordion
|
*Part of the [[Aeroutfit]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
*Only takes up one hand!
|-
||[[astral bludgeon]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
|-
||[[astral longbow]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[astral mace]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
||[[astral pistol]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped
|-
||[[Ax of L'rose]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed axe
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[balloon sword]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-2</font>
|-
||[[bal-musette accordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s)]] per day when equipped
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[basic meat spork]]
|data-sort-value=7|5-9
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
||[[blammer]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+7% chance of Critical Hit
*Successful hit weakens opponent.
|-
||[[blunt icepick]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Cold Damage
|-
||[[boot knife]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[butterfly knife]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
|-
||[[Cajun accordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[can of maces]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
||[[cheap plastic kazoo]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed kazoo
| 
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[chiffon chakram]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed ranged weapon
| 
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*Deals [[Passive Damage|damage]] each round
|-
||[[clock-cleaning hammer]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Weapon Damage +20
|-
||[[corn holder]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +6
|-
||[[Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss]]
|data-sort-value=7.0|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*100% chance of [[Poison Damage|poisoning]] opponent
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[curdflinger]]
|data-sort-value=7|5-9
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Deleveling|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[deathchucks]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +75%
*+15 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[Disco Banjo]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
||[[dripping meat crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
||[[dripping meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
||[[dripping meat sword]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[Elf Guard mouthknife]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|
*+3 [[Elf Warfare Effectiveness]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
|-
||[[Elf Guard officer's sidearm]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*+3 [[Elf Warfare Effectiveness]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
||[[Elf Guard squirtgun]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*Successful hit [[Deleveling|weakens]] opponent
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[fluorescent lightbulb]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30
|-
||[[gift-a-pult]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed giftapult
|
* Allows hurling of Gift Items
|-
||[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]]
*Super Accurate!
|-
||[[guancertina]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*+4 {{element|Stench}}
*Enables casting of 9-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Hammerus]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+15 Spooky Damage
|-
||[[high-energy mining laser]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
*2x chance of Fumble
*+20 Hot Damage
|-
||[[high-temperature mining drill]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed drill
|
*Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
|-
||[[inflatable baseball bat]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
||[[iron dagger]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+10 [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]
*+5% Item drops from Monsters
|-
||[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
||[[law-abiding citizen cane]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+5 Maximum [[Hooch]]
|-
||[[loofah ladle]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*+2 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
*Allows use of the [[Loofah Stew]] skill in combat
|-
||[[LyleCo premium magnifying glass]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*FantasyRealm enemies will drop 1 extra Rubee
|-
||[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed mace
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
||[[mercenary pistol]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed pistol
|
*All Attributes +10
*Never Fumble
*Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
|-
||[[moss mace]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Moss Mugging|mug]] a foe
|-
||[[office-supply crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +3
|-
||[[paraffin pseudoaccordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed accordion
|
*Part of the [[Paraffinalia]]
*+2 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
||[[Pasta Spoon of Peril]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
||[[pestoblade]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[pixel boomerang]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed boomerang
| 
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[pixel chain whip]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed whip
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|  
*All Attributes +4
|-
||[[pixel sword]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
||[[poison pen]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|
*75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[polyester peeler]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*Part of the [[Synthetic Suit]]
*Spell Damage +20%
*Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
*Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
|-
||[[pottery club]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
* +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[pottery yo-yo]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed yo-yo
| 
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[primitive alien blowgun]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed blowgun
| 
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20
* +25 {{element|Sleaze}}
* Regenerate 2-4 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[primitive alien spear]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed spear
| 
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
* +25 {{element|Hot}}
* Regenerate 2-4 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[quirky accordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed gun
|
*+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color=red>-10%</font>) or your opponent's
|-
||[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[sawed-off blunderbuss]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*+3 [[Pirate Warfare Effectiveness]]
*All Attributes +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Skipper's accordion]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[sucker tachi]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed weapon
|
*Weapon Damage +10
|-
||[[tambourine]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mox
|1-handed drum
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
||[[toy Crimbot power glove]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*Part of the [[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
*Weapon Damage +15
*+1 Crimbot Outfit Power
*Allows use of ZAP in combat
|-
||[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Deleveling|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*No longer drops
|-
||[[velour voulge]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed polarm
|
*+2 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*Triples the effect of [[Snarl of Three Timberwolves|Snarl of the Timberwolf]]
|-
||[[warbear exhaust manifold]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
||[[warbear oil pan]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed saucepan
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|dmg=Hot Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|dmg=Sleaze Spells}}
*[[Spray Hot Grease|Lets you sling hot grease]]!
|-
||[[wooden spoon]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*Spell Damage +5
|-
||[[worm-riding hooks]]
|data-sort-value=7.5|5-10
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[big bass drum]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|2-handed drum
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
|-
||[[calavera concertina]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[dreadlock whip]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed whip
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
||[[dueling banjo]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mus
|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Gnollish plunger]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mus
|1-handed spear
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[half-sized guitar]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
||[[ironic battle spoon]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
||[[jack flapper]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mys
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[mama's squeezebox]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables casting of 8-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[plastic replica blaster pistol]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed
|
*Combat Initiative +20%
*Ranged Damage +20
*This item disappears at the end of the day
|-
||[[pocket theremin]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mox
|2-handed theremin
| 
*+4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[pool cue]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*+3 to [[Pool Skill]]
|-
||[[rubber axe]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|2-handed axe
|
* +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[sealhide whip]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mus
|1-handed whip
| 
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[spooky staff]]
|data-sort-value=5.5|4-7
|data-sort-value=2|2 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[starchy crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|1-handed crossbow
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
||[[starchy staff]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
||[[starchy sword]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[suede shortsword]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[weighted paperclip chain]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed flail
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +12
|-
||[[western-style skinning knife]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters]]
|-
||[[white sword]]
|data-sort-value=6|4-8
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|1-handed sword
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[amok putter]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|
*+9 Hot Damage
*+9 Cold Damage
*Combat Initiative +18%
|-
||[[Bananubis's Staff]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed
|
*Quest item
*-6 Luck
*Raise Skeleton Buddies
|-
||[[baritone accordion]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Regenerate 2-4 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
*Enables casting of 7-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[Barney's rake]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 Spooky Damage
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
||[[bat whip]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[beer-soaked mop]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[bone rattle]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed rattle
|
* +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[breadwand]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed wand
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[cardboard katana]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
||[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 4
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
||[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed blowgun
|
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
| 
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
||[[eggbeater]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
||[[electric crutch]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed staff
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
||[[evil paper umbrella]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed umbrella
| 
*+1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[grave robbing shovel]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-10%</font>
|-
||[[halfberd]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed polearm
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2
|-
||[[huge mirror shard]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
*Quest item
*No longer available
|-
||[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|-
||[[little paper umbrella]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed umbrella
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
||[[obsidian dagger]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=10|10 Mus
|1-handed knife
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[out-of-tune biwa]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Ranged Damage]] +2
|-
||[[palm-frond whip]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
||[[parasitic claw]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
||[[portable corkscrew]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[rattail whip]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[rubber band gun]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
||[[rubber spatula]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*Spell Damage +2
|-
||[[sewer snake]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed flail
|
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[shiny butcherknife]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[skeleton bone]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
* +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[spooky stick]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
|
* +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[spork]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
||[[stone banjo]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[sturdy machete]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Quest item
*Weapon Damage +5
|-
||[[tail o' nine cats]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
||[[third-hand nunchaku]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=7|7 Mus
|2-handed flail
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
|-
||[[throwing wrench]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
* [[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
||[[trusty torch]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
* +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[trusty whip]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Quest item
* Available in [[Tales of Spelunking (area)]] only
|-
||[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|data-sort-value=4.5|3-6
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed wand
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[wooden stakes]]
|data-sort-value=4|3-5
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +1
|-
||[[asparagus knife]]
|data-sort-value=2.5|2-3
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
| 
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[basic meat crossbow]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mox
|2-handed crossbow
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[basic meat staff]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
||[[basic meat sword]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=5|5 Mus
|2-handed sword
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
||[[beer-battered accordion]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*+2 Sleaze Damage
*(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
||[[bonerang]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed boomerang
| 
*+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[boning knife]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
| 
*+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
||[[cap gun]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*Base [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] Limited to 200
*Base [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] Limited to 200
*Base [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] Limited to 200
*Bang Bang! (Grants skill [[Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!]]"
|-
||[[club of corruption]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
|-
||[[dented harmonica]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed horn
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
||[[dishrag]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
| 
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
|-
||[[gnauga hide whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
||[[Gnollish pie server]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
||[[hippo whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* [[Monster Level]] +10
|-
||[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|data-sort-value=2.5|2-3
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
||[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
||[[penguin whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[remaindered axe]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Muscle +2
*Weapon Damage +2
|-
||[[scorpion whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +13
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
||[[slingshot]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed slingshot
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[soup-chucks]]
|data-sort-value=2.5|2-3
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed flail
|
*  +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[space beast fur whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Space Beast Furs]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
||[[sweet ninja sword]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[tiny ninja sword]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|data-sort-value=2.5|2-3
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[yak whip]]
|data-sort-value=3|2-4
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* [[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
||[[airblaster gun]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*Gives skill [[Air Blast]] in combat
|-
||[[antique accordion]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 10-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs for all classes
|-
||[[archaeologing shovel]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|
* Allowed digging at [[Bigg's Dig]]
*No longer available
|-
||[[bar whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
| 
*+2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
||[[big stick]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed staff
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed flail
|
* All Attributes +1
|-
||[[candy knuckles]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
||[[can-you-dig-it?]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed spade
| 
*+???
|-
||[[chisel]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed knife
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[clown hammer]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Squeaky!
|-
||[[clown whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
||[[cool whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[costume sword]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] <font color=red>-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
||[[demon whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[disco ball]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed disco ball
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[hilarious comedy prop]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Regenerate 4-6 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed club
|
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +10
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[lavalarva]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+30 {{element|Hot}}
*Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
||[[licorice whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% Chance of Critical Hit
*Candiful Crits
|-
||[[live wire]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
||[[Mayor Ghost's gavel]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*+10% Chance of Critical Hit
*Weapon Damage +30
*+50 Damage vs. Ghosts
*Grants skill [[Hammer Ghost]]
|-
||[[murderbot whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=30|30 Mus
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
*Deals 1,000 extra damage on Critical Hit
|-
||[[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}} and delevel
|-
||[[pasta spoon]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed utensil
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[pixel whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* All Attributes +3
|-
||[[rope]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
*+10 to Familiar Weight
|-
||[[saucepan]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed saucepan
|
*Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[seal-clubbing club]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[Spelunker's whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of [[Spelunker's Gear]]
*Weapon Damage +25%
*+10% Item Drops from Monsters
*+5 to Familiar Weight
|-
||[[Spooky Putty snake]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +15
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
||[[Staff of Fruit Salad]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
|-
||[[Staff of Holiday Sensations]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*+15 Damage to Cold Spells
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of Kitchen Royalty]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +200%
*Regenerate 30-40 [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
*+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
*+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights]] per day when equipped
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} (thrice)
|-
||[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
||[[Staff of Simmering Hatred]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Part of the [[Hateful Habiliment]]
*Regenerate 20-30 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Reduce enemy defense by 10%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
|-
||[[Staff of the All-Steak]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Damage Reduction: 15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
|-
||[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Cozy Fish]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=85|85 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Makes you a much better diver
|-
||[[Staff of the Cream of the Cream]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
|-
||[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Electric Range]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
*Regenerate 8-10 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=20|20 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
*+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
*+5 Smithsness
*+X Spell Damage
*(+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
|-
||[[Staff of the Healthy Breakfast]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +15
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Regenerate 2-4 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Recover Some HP
|-
||[[Staff of the Hearty Dinner]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*Damage Reduction: 5
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
|-
||[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Light Lunch]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Regenerate 2-3 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Deal Some {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Lunch Lady]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item only in KOLHS run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*+25% Food Drops from Monsters
|-
||[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Peppermint Twist]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=200|200 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*Regenerate 15-20 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to delevel and stagger
|-
||[[Staff of the Roaring Hearth]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=250|250 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +250%
*+40 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*Regenerate 30-35 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
|-
||[[Staff of the Scummy Sink]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*Regenerate 8-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] per adventure
*Slime Hates It
|-
||[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=15|15 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=75|75 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Staff of Life]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +30
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
*Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
|-
||[[Staff of the Standalone Cheese]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=50|50 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*Quest item in AoJ run
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
*Regenerate 5-6 [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure
*Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
|-
||[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=25|25 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
||[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=125|125 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
||[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=150|150 Mys
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with a [[special sauce glove]] (and as a Sauceror), having [[Spirit of Rigatoni]] or being an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|-
||[[sticky hand whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
||[[stolen accordion]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables casting of 5-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
||[[stuffed club]]
|data-sort-value=1|1
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed club
|
*Replaces sound effects
|-
||[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[tiny plastic sword]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
||[[toy accordion]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed accordion
|
*Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[toy taijijian]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed sword
| &nbsp;
|-
||[[trash net]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*Quest item
|-
||[[turtle totem]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed totem
|
*Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
|-
||[[twisted-up wet towel]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] (KoL High School zones only)
|-
||[[white whip]]
|data-sort-value=1.5|1-2
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed whip
|
* +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
||[[KoL Con 12-gauge]]
|data-sort-value=0|0-0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed shotgun
|
*Maximum HP/MP +12
|-
||[[Tales of the Word Realms]]
|data-sort-value=0|0-0
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed book
|
* Lends Power to Your Words
|-
||[[gnollish nunchaku]]
|data-sort-value=0|N/A
|data-sort-value=0|None
|2-handed flail
|
*No longer available in game
|-
||[[turtleslinger]]
|data-sort-value=0|N/A
|data-sort-value=0|None
|1-handed slingshot
|
* No longer available in game
|-
|-
|}
|}
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] (affects all damage dealt from regular attacks)
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] (affects all damage dealt from regular attacks)
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] (affects all damage dealt from regular attacks when a [[ranged weapon]] is equipped)
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] (affects all damage dealt from regular attacks when a [[ranged weapons|ranged weapon]] is equipped)


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[[Category:Weapons|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Latest revision as of 22:15, 24 August 2025

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Weapons are things adventurers use to hurt monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.

As a general rule:

In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:

  • accordion
  • autopult
  • banjo
  • bong
  • boomerang
  • bow
  • can
  • catapult
  • crossbow
  • disco ball
  • euphemisms
  • guitar
  • gun
  • heavy blowgun
  • pistol
  • radio
  • rifle
  • sack
  • sitar
  • slingshot
  • superball
  • throwing spear
  • yo-yo
  • yoyo

Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special Periodical Paintbrush. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the lucky ball-and-chain is a ranged flail, the can of maces is a ranged club, and the heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is a ranged axe.

If you're clumsy, you may fumble your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.

Before an update on September 5th, 2012, weapons only had a power listed. The game would calculate damage by rolling for a number between 10% and 20% of the weapon's power. Following this update, damage scores were instead listed directly on the item's page, replacing power.

Name Damage Requirement Weapon Type Notes
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 30-60 70 Mox 1-handed machine gun
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Mus 1-handed claw
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 30-60 100 Mox 2-handed bazooka
scepter of the Skeleton Lord 30-60 50 Mys 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 30-60 100 Mus 2-handed staff
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 30-60 100 Mus 2-handed sword
zombie accordion 30-60 250 Mox 1-handed accordion
bag of unfinished business 23-45 200 Mox 2-handed doggie bag
  • +40 Stench Damage
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
frying brainpan 23-45 200 Mys 1-handed saucepan
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
  • Maximum MP +200
groping claw 23-45 200 Mus 1-handed claw
hothammer 23-45 200 Mus 1-handed club
old dry bone 23-45 200 Mus 1-handed club
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Mus 1-handed knife
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
7-inch discus 20-40 85 Mox 1-handed boomerang
Bigger Bugfinder Blade 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +11
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
bindlestocking 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Bloodbath 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed sword
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Mus 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed sword
Chester's bag of candy 20-40 200 Mox 2-handed ranged weapon
Coily™ 20-40 200 Mox 2-handed spring
cozy bazooka 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed bazooka
  • Moxie +15%
  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Makes you a much better diver
cozy scimitar 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed sword
decaying wooden oar 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed club  
deep six-shooter 20-40 85 Mox 1-handed pistol
diabolical crossbow 20-40 150 Mox 1-handed crossbow
Dinsey's pizza cutter 20-40 100 Mys 1-handed utensil
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Mus 1-handed sword
egg gun 20-40 40 Mox 1-handed pistol
El Vibrato energy spear 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed spear
FDKOL fire hose 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed hose
fetus-smashing club 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed club
fire axe 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed axe
fish bazooka 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed bazooka
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed sword
fish stick 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed staff
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Mus 1-handed flail
flamin' bindle 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
freezin' bindle 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed staff
Frosty's nailbat 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed club
Frosty's snowball sack 20-40 200 Mox 1-handed sack
fruit bat 20-40 75 Mus 1-handed club
garbage sticker 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed spear
giant fishhook 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed spear  
giant shrimp fork 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed staff
  • Mysticality +20%
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Maximum MP +100
giant turkey leg 20-40 200 Mus 3-handed club
Ginsu™ 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed sword
gunwale whalegun 20-40 None 2-handed machine gun
halibut 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed fish
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
The Jokester's gun 20-40 50 Mox 1-handed pistol
lawn dart 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed club
Meatcleaver 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed sword
Mer-kin digpick 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed axe
Mer-kin dodgeball 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed dodgeball
Mer-kin dragnet 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed dragnet
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed spear
Mer-kin switchblade 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed switchblade
miniature deck cannon 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed handcannon
Mjolnir Jr. 20-40 85 Mys 1-handed utensil
non-stick pugil stick 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed club
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed knife
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Mus 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Mus 1-handed knife
PVC staff 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed club
rusty speargun 20-40 85 Mox 1-handed pistol
rusty staff 20-40 85 Mys 2-handed staff
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 20-40 60 Mox 2-handed banjo
skate blade 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed knife
skate board 20-40 85 Mus 2-handed club
sleazy bindle 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed club
slime-covered shovel 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
slime-covered speargun 20-40 200 Mox 1-handed pistol
slime-covered staff 20-40 200 Mys 2-handed staff
soap knife 20-40 60 Mus 1-handed knife  
spooky bindle 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Mus 1-handed knife
stinkin' bindle 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed polearm
super-sweet boom box 20-40 75 Mox 1-handed radio
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
Sword of Procedural Generation 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed sword
  • Varies player to player
teflon spatula 20-40 85 Mys 1-handed utensil
The Trickster's Trikitixa 20-40 60 Mox 2-handed accordion
triple barreled barrel gun 20-40 85 Mox 3-handed shotgun
  • Weapon Damage +100%
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed club
Underworld flail 20-40 150 Mox 2-handed flail
Underworld truncheon 20-40 150 Mus 2-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Mus 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 20-40 85 Mox 1-handed flail
villainous scythe 20-40 150 Mus 2-handed polearm
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Mus 1-handed sword
Windsor Pan of the Source 20-40 60 Mys 1-handed saucepan
wolf whistle 20-40 85 Mox 1-handed whistle
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 20-40 60 Mys 1-handed utensil
Zim Merman's guitar 20-40 85 Mox 2-handed guitar
Zombo's shoulder blade 20-40 200 Mus 2-handed sword
beer bong 19-38 80 Mox 1-handed bong
beer-a-pult 19-38 80 Mox 3-handed catapult
cast-iron legacy paddle 19-38 80 Mus 2-handed club
fire poi 19-38 80 Mox 2-handed flail
giant driftwood sculpture 19-38 80 Mus 2-handed flail
massive sitar 19-38 80 Mox 2-handed sitar
alarm accordion 18-36 75 Mox 2-handed accordion
Bugfinder Blade 18-36 75 Mus 2-handed sword
  • All Attributes +7
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
didgeridooka 18-36 75 Mox 2-handed heavy blowgun
ghast iron cleaver 18-35 72 Mus 1-handed club
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Mus 1-handed umbrella
honey dipper 18-35 72 Mys 1-handed utensil
oversized pipe 18-35 72 Mus 1-handed club
perforated battle paddle 18-35 72 Mus 2-handed club
plexiglass pikestaff 18-36 75 Mus 2-handed club
toy ray gun 18-35 72 Mox 1-handed pistol
unsanitized scalpel 18-36 35 Mus 1-handed knife
war tongs 18-36 75 Mys 1-handed utensil
ancient ice cream scoop 17-34 70 Mys 1-handed utensil
charming flute 17-34 70 Mox 2-handed flute
combat fan 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed flail
  • +3 Prismatic Damage
denim axe 17-34 70 Mus 2-handed axe
Drowsy Sword 17-34 66 Mus 2-handed sword
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Mus 1-handed club
happiness 17-33 67 Mox 1-handed pistol
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed club
peace accordion 17-34 70 Mox 2-handed accordion
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed spear
red-hot poker 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed club
  • +15 Hot Damage
Saturday Night Special 17-33 67 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Mus 1-handed polearm
star crossbow 17-33 67 Mox 2-handed crossbow
star staff 17-33 67 Mus 2-handed staff
star sword 17-33 67 Mus 2-handed sword
accordionoid rocca 16-32 65 Mox 2-handed accordion
  • Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
  • Enables casting of 18-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
antique machete 16-31 62 Mus 1-handed sword
arse-shooting crossbow 16-32 65 Mox 2-handed crossbow
black blade 16-32 65 Mus 1-handed knife
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword 16-32 65 Mus 1-handed sword
breadchucks 16-31 62 Mus 1-handed flail
coal shovel 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed polearm
creepy-ass club 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed club
cyber-mattock 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed axe
evil-ass club 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed club
fleetwood chain 16-31 62 Mus 1-handed flail
  • Weapon Damage +5
frigid-ass club 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed club
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Mus 1-handed spear
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork 16-31 62 Mus 3-handed staff
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Mus 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Mus 1-handed knife
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 16-32 65 Mox 2-handed axe
hot-ass club 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed club
jungle drum 16-32 65 Mox 2-handed drum
magilaser blastercannon 16-31 62 Mox 2-handed laser cannon
nasty-ass club 16-32 65 Mus 2-handed club
The Nuge's favorite crossbow 16-32 30 Mox 1-handed crossbow
pewter claymore 16-31 62 Mus 2-handed sword
  • Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick 16-32 65 Mus 1-handed spear
tommy gun 16-32 65 Mox 2-handed rifle
trout fang 16-32 65 Mus 1-handed knife
X-37 gun 16-32 65 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 16-32 65 Mox 1-handed yoyo
a butt tuba 15-29 57 Mox 2-handed horn
antique nutcracker sword 15-30 30 Mus 1-handed sword
antique spear 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed polearm
automatic catapult 15-30 60 Mox 2-handed autopult  
backwoods banjo 15-30 50 Mox 2-handed banjo
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 15-30 60 Mus 2-handed polearm?  
bugbear-smiting sword 15-30 60 Mus 2-handed sword
C.B.F.G. 15-30 60 Mox 2-handed rifle
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Mus 1-handed knife
candy knife 15-30 40 Mus 1-handed knife  
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed club
double barreled barrel gun 15-30 60 Mox 2-handed shotgun
drywall axe 15-30 60 Mus 2-handed axe
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
flaming sword 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant artisanal rice peeler 15-30 60 Mys 1-handed utensil
giant needle 15-30 60 Mus 2-handed spear
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed sword
grease cannon 15-30 35 Mox 1-handed bazooka
Grimacite gat 15-30 40 Mox 1-handed gun
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed club
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed club
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed club
keel-haulin' knife 15-30 60 Mys 1-handed utensil
love 15-30 35 Mox 1-handed pistol
mercenary rifle 15-30 30 Mox 2-handed rifle
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • Combat Initiative +50%
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
murderbot plasma rifle 15-30 30 Mox 2-handed rifle
obsidian nutcracker 15-30 60 Mys 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +30%
Othello's dagger 15-30 50 Mus 1-handed knife
Pener's drumstick 15-30 35 Mus 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed club
pygmy concertinette 15-30 60 Mox 1-handed accordion
Radio Free Foil 15-30 60 Mus 2-handed sword
rainbow crossbow 15-30 60 Mox 1-handed crossbow
spectral axe 15-30 50 Mus 1-handed axe
star spatula 15-30 60 Mys 1-handed utensil
toxic mop 15-30 50 Mus 2-handed polearm
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Mus 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Mus 1-handed sword
world's smallest violin 15-30 60 Mox 1-handed violin
batblade 15-29 57 Mus 1-handed knife
acoustic guitarrr 14-28 55 Mox 2-handed guitar
armgun 14-28 55 Mox 2-handed machine gun
black kettle drum 14-28 55 Mox 2-handed drum
carob cannon 14-27 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
crowbar 14-28 55 Mus 1-handed club
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Mus 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Mus 1-handed umbrella
ghost accordion 14-28 55 Mox 2-handed accordion
  • +5 Spooky Damage
  • +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • Enables casting of 16-turn Accordion Thief buffs
  • Bonus for ATs only
hairy staff 14-27 45 Mus 2-handed staff
ram-battering staff 14-27 52 Mus 2-handed staff
rave whistle 14-27 52 Mox 1-handed whistle
ridiculously huge sword 14-28 55 Mus 3-handed sword
silver cheese-slicer 14-28 55 Mys 1-handed utensil
silver paté knife 14-28 55 Mys 1-handed utensil
Spirit Precipice 14-27 45 Mus 2-handed sword
star boomerang 14-27 52 Mox 1-handed boomerang
star stiletto 14-27 52 Mus 1-handed knife
autocalliope 13-26 50 Mox 2-handed accordion
bad-ass club 13-26 50 Mus 2-handed club
bastard baster 13-25 47 Mys 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +20%
battery-powered drill 13-25 47 Mus 1-handed drill
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear 13-25 47 Mus 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Mus 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Mus 1-handed club
ga-ga radio 13-25 47 Mox 2-handed radio
Grimacite glaive 13-25 47 Mus 2-handed polearm
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Mus 1-handed sword
hand-carved bow 13-26 30 Mox 2-handed bow
hand-carved staff 13-26 30 Mus 2-handed staff
hot cross bow 13-26 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Mus 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
kelp-holly gun 13-25 25 Mox 1-handed pistol
leechknife 13-25 47 Mus 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
lucky ball-and-chain 13-26 50 Mox 2-handed flail  
meatspout staff 13-25 45 Mus 2-handed staff
oil pan 13-26 47 Mys 1-handed saucepan
  • Mysticality +10%
  • Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
peppermint spine 13-25 20 Mys 1-handed staff
projectile icemaker 13-25 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
shuddersword 13-25 45 Mus 2-handed sword
smoldering staff 13-25 45 Mus 2-handed staff
staph of homophones 13-26 45 Mus 2-handed staff
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 13-26 45 Mus 2-handed sword
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Mus 1-handed umbrella
adobe adze 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed club
asbestos sword 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed sword
bone and arrows 12-24 45 Mox 2-handed bow
  • +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
bone crusher 12-24 45 Mus 1-handed club
  • +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed sword
carrot-on-a-stick 12-24 45 Mox 1-handed flail
  • Moxie +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
ceramic celery grater 12-24 40 Mys 1-handed weapon
chrome crossbow 12-24 45 Mox 2-handed crossbow
elevenderizing hammer 12-23 11 Mus 1-handed club
fiberglass foil 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed sword
flagstone flail 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed flail
giant cheesestick 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed staff
gummi sword 12-24 45 Mus 1-handed sword
  • Muscle +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mys 1-handed utensil
Jacob's rung 12-24 45 Mys 1-handed staff
lawnmower blade 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed sword
linoleum staff 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Mus 1-handed sword
Mer-kin rollpin 12-24 25 Mus 1-handed utensil
non-Euclidean non-accordion 12-23 42 Mox 2-handed accordion
ocarina of space 12-24 45 Mox 2-handed flute
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mys 1-handed sword
petrified wood war pike 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed polearm
  • Muscle +20%
  • +5 PvP fights per day when equipped
  • Attack a second time when you attack
porcelain police baton 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed club
potato pistol 12-24 45 Mox 1-handed pistol
ram stick 12-23 42 Mus 2-handed staff
Red Roger's red right hand 12-24 None 1-handed club
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed rod
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Mus 1-handed sword
silver shrimp fork 12-24 45 Mys 1-handed utensil
stained glass shiv 12-24 40 Mus 1-handed knife
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
terra cotta tongs 12-24 40 Mys 1-handed utensil
two-handed depthsword 12-24 45 Mus 2-handed sword  
wrought-iron whisk 12-24 40 Mys 1-handed utensil
Accordion of Jordion 11-21 37 Mox 2-handed accordion
asbestos crossbow 11-22 40 Mox 2-handed crossbow
bone flute 11-22 40 Mox 2-handed flute
chrome staff 11-22 40 Mus 2-handed staff
ghostly dagger 11-22 40 Mus 1-handed knife
haunted paddle-ball 11-22 40 Mox 1-handed flail
hawk 11-22 40 Mus 1-handed saw
iron pasta spoon 11-22 40 Mys 1-handed utensil
linoleum sword 11-22 40 Mus 2-handed sword
machetito 11-22 40 Mus 1-handed sword
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Mus 1-handed club
sack of doorknobs 11-22 40 Mox 2-handed sack  
wicker sticker 11-22 None 1-handed knife
ancient Elf dessert spoon 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
asbestos staff 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed staff
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword  
barrel gun 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed pistol
big stirring stick 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed staff
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bottle-rocket crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
bounty-hunting rifle 10-20 25 Mox 2-handed rifle
bow staff 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed staff
can of fake snow 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed can
candlestick 10-20 None 1-handed wand
chocolate cow bone 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed club
  • +30% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Candilicious Smacks!
chrome sword 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Crimbo sword 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Crimbomination Contraption 10-20 None 2-handed club  
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
depleted Grimacite hammer 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed club
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed flail
Elf Guard broom 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
elf ploughshare 10-20 None 1-handed sword
elven tambourine 10-20 None 1-handed rattle
exclusive club 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • It's very exclusive!
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed knife
  • Does extra damage on criticals
flaming juggler's balls 10-20 None 1-handed euphemisms
Frankly Mr. Shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
  • Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Moxie +X%
    • X based on Smithsness
  • Bonus for Disco Bandits only
giant candy cane 10-20 None 2-handed staff
gilded trumpet 10-20 None 1-handed horn
goulauncher 10-20 35 Mox 2-handed crossbow
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice nine 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
iFlail 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed flail
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed club
kiwi beak 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword
knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife
The Landscaper's leafblower 10-20 35 Mox 2-handed leafblower
  • +1-25 Monster Level based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
lead pipe 10-20 None 1-handed club
lightning rod 10-20 None 1-handed staff
linoleum crossbow 10-20 35 Mox 2-handed crossbow
Loathing Legion chainsaw 10-20 None 2-handed chainsaw
Loathing Legion double prism 10-20 None 1-handed prism
Loathing Legion flamethrower 10-20 None 2-handed flamethrower
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
macroplane grater 10-20 35 Mys 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10%
madius 10-20 36 Mus 1-handed sword
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed club
massive wrench 10-20 None 2-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
Moonthril Flamberge 10-20 40 Mus 2-handed sword
Moonthril Longbow 10-20 40 Mox 2-handed bow
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 10-20 35 Mys 1-handed utensil
papier-mâchéte 10-20 20 Mus 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun 10-20 20 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • Ranged Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
peppermint harpoon gun 10-20 None 2-handed bazooka
Periodical Paintbrush 10-20 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
plastic guitar 10-20 35 Mox 2-handed guitar
plastic nunchaku 10-20 10 Mus 2-handed flail
prehistoric spear 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed throwing spear
Rain-Doh violet bo 10-20 None 2-handed staff
  • +11 Sleaze Damage
  • Moxie +11
Rain-Doh yellow laser gun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • Super Accurate!
reindeer hammer 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle 10-20 None 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
revolver 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10-20 35 Mus 3-handed ...weapon
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed flail
rusted-out shootin' iron 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed club
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sewage-clogged pistol 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed pistol
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 10-20 None 2-handed accordion
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Mus 1-handed knife  
Sheila Take a Crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
  • +5% Pickpocket Chance
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Combat Initiative +X%
  • (+Initiative based on Smithsness)"
silent pea shooter 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed slingshot
Sneaky Pete's basket 10-20 None 1-handed basket
snow shovel 10-20 None 2-handed polearm
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed staff
space heater 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • +12 Hot Damage
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
space needle 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Space Tourist Phaser 10-20 35 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • This Phaser is set to Fun
spant spear 10-20 20 Mus 1-handed spear
spiked femur 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed club
Spooky Putty ball 10-20 None 1-handed superball
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 None 1-handed staff
  • Quest item
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +25%
  • Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
  • +5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats 10-20 35 Mys 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 35 Mys 2-handed staff
  • +5 Pool Skill
steel sword 10-20 20 Mus 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shillelagh 10-20 None 2-handed club
sugar shotgun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 10-20 35 Mus 2-handed sword
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Thor's Pliers 10-20 None 1-handed pliers
time sword 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword
tin drum 10-20 None 2-handed drum
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed sword
Trusty 10-20 None 2-handed axe
  • Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Mus 1-handed flail
whalegun 10-20 None 2-handed rifle
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
wrench 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
17-alarm Saucepan 9-18 15 Mys 1-handed saucepan
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Mus 1-handed club
anger blaster 9-17 30 Mox 1-handed forearm replacement
broken sword 9-17 27 Mus 1-handed sword
Cerebral Crossbow 9-18 30 Mox 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Mus 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed club
doubt cannon 9-17 30 Mox 1-handed forearm replacement
elegant nightstick 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed club
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Maximum MP +15
fear condenser 9-17 30 Mox 1-handed forearm replacement
foot-long hot daub 9-17 27 Mus 2-handed club
grass whistle 9-18 35 Mox 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril 9-18 15 Mys 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Mus 1-handed club
huge spoon 9-18 30 Mys 1-handed utensil
icy-hot katana 9-18 30 Mus 2-handed sword
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed club
magic whistle 9-17 27 Mox 1-handed whistle
ninja mop 9-18 30 Mus 2-handed polearm
pentatonic accordion 9-18 30 Mox 2-handed accordion
plasma rifle 9-18 None 1-handed rifle
  • Quest item
  • Ranged Damage +20
regret hose 9-17 30 Mox 1-handed forearm replacement
Shagadelic Disco Banjo 9-18 15 Mox 2-handed banjo
Squeezebox of the Ages 9-18 15 Mox 2-handed accordion
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Mus 1-handed sword
4-dimensional guitar 8-16 50 Mox 2-handed guitar
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed axe
boilgun 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed rifle
bone bandoneon 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed accordion
broken beer bottle 8-15 10 Mus 1-handed knife
bubble bauble bow 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed bow
can cannon 8-15 22 Mox 2-handed crossbow
candy stick 8-16 25 Mys 1-handed staff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +40% Candy Drops from Monsters
chopsticks 8-15 23 Mys 1-handed utensil
clockwork crossbow 8-16 25 Mox 1-handed crossbow
clockwork staff 8-16 25 Mys 2-handed staff
clockwork sword 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed sword
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed club
Crimbo ukulele 8-16 20 Mox 2-handed guitar
crowbarrr 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed staff
crystalline reamer 8-15 22 Mys 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10
elephant stinger 8-15 22 Mus 2-handed spear
flypaper staff 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed staff
frigid hankyū 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed bow
frozen nunchaku 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed flail
giant spider leg 8-15 22 Mus 2-handed club
goblin autoblowgun 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed blowgun
goblin hunting spear 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed spear
grass blade 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 8-16 25 Mys 1-handed utensil
lead yo-yo 8-16 25 Mox 1-handed yo-yo  
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Mus 1-handed axe
Meteoid ice beam 8-16 25 Mox 1-handed gun
piratical blunderbuss 8-16 None 2-handed rifle
pitchfork 8-15 22 Mus 1-handed spear
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Mus 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +5
quantum disintegrator pistol 8-15 22 Mox 1-handed pistol
rib of the Bonerdagon 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed staff
rusty grave robbing shovel 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed polearm
savory crossbow 8-16 25 Mox 2-handed crossbow
savory staff 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed staff
savory sword 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed sword
severed flipper 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed flail
squeaky staff 8-15 22 Mus 2-handed staff
sword of static 8-15 22 Mus 1-handed sword
swordzall 8-16 25 Mus 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +8
  • Maximum MP +10
ultimate ultimate frisbee 8-15 22 Mox 1-handed frisbee
wholeberd 8-16 25 Mus 2-handed polearm
wiffle-flail 8-15 22 Mus 2-handed flail
25-meat staff 7-14 20 Mus 2-handed staff  
accord ion 7-14 20 Mox 1-handed accordion
double-barreled sling 7-14 20 Mox 1-handed sling
finger cymbals 7-13 17 Mox 1-handed cymbals
  • Maximum MP +20
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Mus 1-handed sword
flamingo mallet 7-14 20 Mus 2-handed club
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Mus 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Mus 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
grease gun 7-13 17 Mox 1-handed pistol
hippy bongo 7-14 20 Mox 1-handed drum
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 7-14 20 Mox 2-handed crossbow
Kentucky-fried meat staff 7-14 20 Mus 2-handed staff
Kentucky-fried meat sword 7-14 20 Mus 2-handed sword
Orcish frat-paddle 7-14 20 Mus 1-handed club
Totally Gay Claymore 7-14 19 Mus 2-handed sword
repeating crossbow 7-13 17 Mox 2-handed crossbow
slide rule 7-13 17 Mus 1-handed sword
accordion file 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed accordion
boxing glove on a spring 6-11 12 Mox 1-handed club
BRICKO sword 6-12 None 2-handed club
bubblewrap crossbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
bubblewrap staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed sword
cardboard crossbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
cardboard staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed sword
dense meat crossbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
dense meat staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
dense meat sword 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed sword
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed club
eXtreme meat crossbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
eXtreme meat staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
eXtreme meat sword 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed sword
filthy pestle 6-12 15 Mys 1-handed utensil
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed club
glistening staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
Gnollish autoplunger 6-12 15 Mus 3-handed spear
infernal fife 6-11 12 Mox 2-handed flute
knob bugle 6-12 15 Mox 1-handed horn
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed polearm
muculent machete 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed sword
pair of bolt cutters 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed club
poutine pole 6-11 12 Mus 2-handed staff
ratarang 6-12 15 Mox 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed knife
shotgun 6-12 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • Ranged Damage +10
slightly peevedbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed bow  
styrofoam crossbow 6-12 15 Mox 2-handed crossbow
styrofoam staff 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed staff
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Mus 1-handed sword
wooden axe 6-12 15 Mus 2-handed axe
5-Alarm Saucepan 5-10 10 Mys 1-handed saucepan
aerogel accordion 5-10 None 1-handed accordion
astral bludgeon 5-10 None 2-handed club
astral longbow 5-10 None 2-handed bow
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
astral pistol 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Ax of L'rose 5-10 None 2-handed axe  
balloon sword 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed sword
bal-musette accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
basic meat spork 5-9 7 Mys 1-handed utensil
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife  
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed knife
Cajun accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
can of maces 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed club
cheap plastic kazoo 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed kazoo
chiffon chakram 5-10 None 1-handed ranged weapon
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • Weapon Damage +20
corn holder 5-10 10 Mys 1-handed utensil
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
curdflinger 5-9 7 Mox 1-handed crossbow
deathchucks 5-10 10 Mus 2-handed flail
Disco Banjo 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed banjo
dripping meat crossbow 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed crossbow
dripping meat staff 5-10 10 Mus 2-handed staff
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed sword
Elf Guard mouthknife 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Elf Guard squirtgun 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • Maximum MP +30
gift-a-pult 5-10 None 2-handed giftapult
  • Allows hurling of Gift Items
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
guancertina 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed accordion
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
high-energy mining laser 5-10 None 2-handed rifle
high-temperature mining drill 5-10 None 2-handed drill
  • Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat 5-10 None 2-handed club
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed sword
law-abiding citizen cane 5-10 None 1-handed club
loofah ladle 5-10 None 1-handed utensil
LyleCo premium magnifying glass 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • FantasyRealm enemies will drop 1 extra Rubee
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed mace
mercenary pistol 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed pistol
  • All Attributes +10
  • Never Fumble
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
moss mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
office-supply crossbow 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed crossbow
paraffin pseudoaccordion 5-10 None 1-handed accordion
Pasta Spoon of Peril 5-10 10 Mys 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed boomerang
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife
polyester peeler 5-10 None 1-handed utensil
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • Spell Damage +20%
  • Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
  • Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club
pottery yo-yo 5-10 None 1-handed yo-yo
primitive alien blowgun 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed blowgun
primitive alien spear 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed spear
quirky accordion 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
Red Rover BB gun 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed gun
Rock and Roll Legend 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed accordion
sawed-off blunderbuss 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Skipper's accordion 5-10 10 Mox 2-handed accordion
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon
  • Weapon Damage +10
tambourine 5-10 10 Mox 1-handed drum
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Maximum MP +20
toy Crimbot power glove 5-10 None 1-handed knuckles
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Mus 1-handed club
velour voulge 5-10 None 1-handed polarm
warbear exhaust manifold 5-10 None 2-handed accordion
warbear oil pan 5-10 None 1-handed saucepan
wooden spoon 5-10 10 Mys 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +5
worm-riding hooks 5-10 None 2-handed club  
big bass drum 4-7 2 Mox 2-handed drum
calavera concertina 4-8 5 Mox 2-handed accordion
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Mus 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed whip
dueling banjo 4-8 5 Mox 2-handed banjo
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Mus 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Mus 1-handed spear  
half-sized guitar 4-8 5 Mox 2-handed guitar
ironic battle spoon 4-8 5 Mys 1-handed utensil
jack flapper 4-7 2 Mys 1-handed utensil
mama's squeezebox 4-8 5 Mox 2-handed accordion
plastic replica blaster pistol 4-8 None 1-handed
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • This item disappears at the end of the day
pocket theremin 4-7 2 Mox 2-handed theremin
pool cue 4-8 10 Mus 2-handed staff
rubber axe 4-8 5 Mus 2-handed axe
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Mus 1-handed whip
spooky staff 4-7 2 Mus 2-handed staff
starchy crossbow 4-8 5 Mox 1-handed crossbow
starchy staff 4-8 5 Mus 2-handed staff
starchy sword 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed sword
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed sword  
weighted paperclip chain 4-8 None 2-handed flail
western-style skinning knife 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed knife
white sword 4-8 5 Mus 1-handed sword
amok putter 3-6 None 2-handed club
  • +9 Hot Damage
  • +9 Cold Damage
  • Combat Initiative +18%
Bananubis's Staff 3-6 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • -6 Luck
  • Raise Skeleton Buddies
baritone accordion 3-6 None 2-handed accordion
Barney's rake 3-5 None 2-handed polearm
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
beer-soaked mop 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
bone rattle 3-6 None 1-handed rattle
breadwand 3-5 None 1-handed wand
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic blowgun 3-5 None 1-handed blowgun
cheap plastic bottle opener 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife
eggbeater 3-5 None 1-handed utensil
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella
Gnollish slotted spoon 3-5 None 1-handed utensil
grave robbing shovel 3-6 None 2-handed polearm
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin spatula 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Mus 1-handed knife
out-of-tune biwa 3-6 None 2-handed guitar
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
rubber band gun 3-6 None 1-handed pistol
rubber spatula 3-5 None 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +2
sewer snake 3-6 None 1-handed flail
shiny butcherknife 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club
spooky stick 3-6 None 2-handed staff
spork 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
stone banjo 3-5 None 2-handed banjo
sturdy machete 3-6 None 1-handed sword
  • Quest item
  • Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
third-hand nunchaku 3-6 7 Mus 2-handed flail
throwing wrench 3-6 None 1-handed club
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club
trusty whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
  • Quest item
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
wooden stakes 3-5 None 2-handed spear
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife
basic meat crossbow 2-4 5 Mox 2-handed crossbow
basic meat staff 2-4 5 Mus 2-handed staff
basic meat sword 2-4 5 Mus 2-handed sword
beer-battered accordion 2-4 None 2-handed accordion
  • +2 Sleaze Damage
  • (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
bonerang 2-4 None 1-handed boomerang
  • +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife
  • +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
cap gun 2-4 None 1-handed pistol
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
dented harmonica 2-4 None 1-handed horn
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 2-4 None 1-handed utensil
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin tongs 2-4 None 1-handed utensil
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
remaindered axe 2-4 None 1-handed club
  • Muscle +2
  • Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
slingshot 2-4 None 2-handed slingshot  
soup-chucks 2-3 None 2-handed flail
space beast fur whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
airblaster gun 1-2 None 1-handed pistol
antique accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
archaeologing shovel 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
big stick 1-2 None 2-handed staff  
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail
  • All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade
  • +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 1-2 None 1-handed disco ball  
hilarious comedy prop 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat 1-2 None 2-handed club
lavalarva 1-2 None 1-handed whip
licorice whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Candiful Crits
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +30
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
murderbot whip 1-2 30 Mus 1-handed whip
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1-2 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
pasta spoon 1-2 None 1-handed utensil  
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • All Attributes +3
rope 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
saucepan 1-2 None 1-handed saucepan
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spelunker's whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • Part of Spelunker's Gear
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Putty snake 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1-2 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Fruit Salad 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Moxie +10
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1-2 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • +15 Damage to Cold Spells
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Staff of Kitchen Royalty 1-2 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Queso Escusado 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the All-Steak 1-2 50 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Damage Reduction: 15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle 1-2 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1-2 85 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cream of the Cream 1-2 50 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Moxie +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1-2 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Electric Range 1-2 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 1-2 20 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • +5 Smithsness
  • +X Spell Damage
  • (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Hearty Dinner 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Light Lunch 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Lunch Lady 1-2 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in KOLHS run
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • Maximum HP/MP +15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1-2 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1-2 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1-2 200 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1-2 250 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1-2 15 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 1-2 75 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Staff of Life 1-2 50 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese 1-2 50 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1-2 25 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1-2 125 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 1-2 150 Mys 1-handed chefstaff
sticky hand whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
stolen accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
stuffed club 1 None 1-handed club
  • Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
toy accordion 1-2 None 2-handed accordion
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
trash net 1-2 None 2-handed polearm
  • Quest item
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
KoL Con 12-gauge 0-0 None 1-handed shotgun
  • Maximum HP/MP +12
Tales of the Word Realms 0-0 None 2-handed book
  • Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku N/A None 2-handed flail
  • No longer available in game
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot
  • No longer available in game
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